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Hello, my name is Sage, and I'm here looking to meet a girl. At first, I

have to go on a date with her mom.

I'll base my entire vision on dating Lily Mae based entirely on

how the date goes with her mom.

Anyways, let's go eat or sit here.

I'm Sylvia Sages. I'm here to help my daughter, Lily Mae, find herself a good,

honest man, someone fun and outgoing and easy on the eyes.

Don't look so scared.

I'm not going to bite you.

I'm just a fun -loving lady who likes to have a good time like my daughter, Lily

Mae.

Are you ready to have a good time?

Yeah, sure, Miss Sage.

Okay, well, great.

Well, Miss Sage is, you know, going, I really hope Lily Mae is the

same way I can really use that type of energy to just bring me on my show.

Yes. Sage is cute and polite, but he needs to have a little bit more fun if

really wants to be with my daughter.

All right. Well, I love to barbecue and grill out and have a little fun, play

some games. So that's going to be our date today. Can you handle that?

Yeah, that sounds like a fun time. I'm here for it. Let's do it. And grab your

bag. All right.

You know how to play this game?

I don't. I'm sorry. I'm more of a video game type of guy, so I haven't really

played this before.

Well, that's okay. I'll teach you. All right.

It's easy, all right?

You're going to come to the edge of the board. You're going to take your bag in

your hand. Just toss straight up into the air.

Just like that.

All righty. Your turn.

That's okay.

It's okay.

Sometimes you just need a little help. I can help you. All right.

Oh, that's okay. I think you just need a little bit of help with your wrist.

Marty, come over here. I'll show you how to do it. All right.

Good.

All right. So what you'll need to do, all on the flick of the wrist, you

just want to get in there and just flip it up. All right.

Try.

Go ahead.

I swear I'm better at other stuff.

I hope so.

Oh, well, all these games are fun, but I am really working up an appetite.

You ready to get some food?

Yeah, absolutely.

I love food.

All right, why don't you go ahead and get the grill started, and I'll clean up

over here, okay? Sounds good. I can do that.

You know, I didn't think that I was going to like it, but I had a really

time. I just hope that LeMany is just as hot and amazing as the mother.

I was really glad that they decided to suck it up and have a little fun.

And I will say, the kid does take direction well, which is something that

think any woman can appreciate.

And I know that mine really may look really like that.

Looks good, right?

No.

You've got to put them down on the lower rack. It'll never actually get done in

time.

Okay. Trust me.

I have a lot of experience with meat.

What other type of experience with meat do you mean?

Oh, bless your little heart.

You know what?

Food's almost done.

Why don't you run inside and grab me a sweet tea, and I'll finish this up,

Sure thing.

Thank you.

Oh, I said sweet tea.

I put sugar in it. Oh, not anywhere close to enough.

If it doesn't taste like hummingbird food, sweetie, it's not sweet enough.

Don't worry.

I'll show you how to do that too.

All right.

It really does need to be so much sweeter.

Go ahead.

Put about 10 of those cubes in for me.

Much better.

Why don't you go ahead and take over stirring?

Yeah. And I'm really sorry for messing it all up.

Well, it's okay.

You actually take instruction pretty well, so I can teach you a few things.

But you're definitely going to need to know how to take care of this if you

to take care of my daughter.

I'll do anything to make my partner happy.

Oh, yeah.

I know how to make a girl happy.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah. Do you know how to make her happy just by simply touching her nipples?

Or how to make her calm eating her pussy?

Yeah.

Okay.

Let's test that theory.

I mean, sure, Sage can take direction in cooking and cornhole, but does he

really know how to please a woman?

If he can't please me, how in the hell is he ever going to please Lily Mae?

You can't do it too hard at first.

You have to just use your tongue gently.

Just like... Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

Give it a try?

Let's see what you got then.

Of course.

I'm going to do what you tell me to do. Right?

Okay.

Yeah, I can do that.

Pretty good.

That's pretty good.

Okay.

You're pretty good with that tongue I see.

I'm a fast learner.

Yeah.

Get in that position.

Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Oh. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

God, suck on that clit.

Yeah. I'm gonna shove those fingers so deep in that pussy. Fuck yes. Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah. Oh my God.

Oh my god shove that tongue so deep in there pussy.

Yeah. Oh that's it.

Yes. Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh. Oh.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh my god.

Uh huh.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh that's it.

Yes. Yes.

Let me just set that clear.

Yeah. Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Maybe you don't have as much to learn as I thought you did.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

That's so fucking good.

I think I should reward you.

Look at our friend there.

I think he should join us, don't you think?

I think so, yeah.

Huh.

um um

You've got me hungry for so many other things.

Training those balls.

I see exactly how big of a

load that thing can chew.

Whatever you want, Miss H.

I feel

like

I can almost take it

um um

oh wow

I can't take it anymore.

I really gotta fuck you.

I've never had a hook and a beat

that's aggressive for sex. Like, wow.

I can't even begin to describe it. I just can't.

She's so hot.

Oh.

I'll show you how a real cowgirl rides.

Mom!

Are we going still fucking wet?

Yeah.

Like that wet pussy covering your heart, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, that's it, yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

fuck you. Found that pussy right there.

Yeah.

Good little cowboy, huh?

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Mr. Sage. Mm -hmm.

Oh, my goodness. Don't make me cry. Don't fucking cry. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Don't make me cry. Don't make me cry.

Don't make me cry.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's so fucking good. Oh my god.

my little butthole.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

so crazy.

You think you can show me what you got?

Oh yeah?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

oh my god oh

my god

Oh, help me.

Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, Lord. Yes.

oh my god oh my god oh my

god oh my god

oh my god oh it feels so

Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Uh -huh.

Yes.

Uh -huh.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes.

Uh -huh. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Make that pussy yours.

It's all yours huh?

Destroy that fucking pussy.

And then come all inside.

Yeah.

Fill that pussy up with all that cum, don't you?

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm gonna lose my fucking zipping, sweetie.

Yeah. I want you to come so fucking hard enough with me.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

You did that well.

How do you do that with Lily Mae?

I'll be a grandma in no time.

Wow, I really had an amazing time, but I don't think I can handle

being bossed around all the time. I really think that Lily Mae is going to

just like her mom in that aspect.

So I don't think I'm going to choose her.

Excuse me?

You're not going to choose my daughter because she's bossy?

Okay. Well, you know what? Honestly, my daughter deserves somebody who actually

knows what they're doing. So you can go ahead and leave her.

Thank you very much. You're welcome.

Lily is too good for him anyway, honestly.

Um, I think the door is locked.

Ugh.

Figure it out, Ken.