Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's go to far off places ♪

♪ And search for treasures bright ♪

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's build a giant airship ♪

♪ And sail into the sky ♪

♪ Let's watch the ground so far below ♪

♪ Let's watch the birds as they fly by ♪

♪ Fly so high ♪

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

Boy, do I love a river cruise.

What did that advertisement say when we signed up?

"See the world. Learn a trade."

Don't ask me-- I can't read!

[squawks]

More speed, you lazy slugs.

Aye-aye, sir!

Put a creature in charge and right away he starts giving orders.

[Gimmick muttering]

Whoa! W-Whoa!

Whoa!

You heard the captain-- more speed!

[breathing heavily]

We're running as fast as we can.

Why is the captain in so much of a hurry, matey?

Because he doesn't want to be late for the zoo.

Did you say the-- the-- the zoo?

Indeed I did.

No one in Ying has ever seen an Octopede before.

You'll be the star attractions.

And that bald guy will be good for some laughs, too.

What? Whoops!

Whoops!

Wh--Whoops.

Whoa!

See what I mean? [laughing]

Wow, Grubby.

I've never seen such a strange-looking place.

Grubby: I have, Teddy. It was in a bad dream.

We'd better do some scouting.

I just hope there's nothing out there scouting us.

Gosh, what strange plants they have growing in this place.

You can say that again.

I'll bet Gimmick would love to see these.

Maybe we should save some of them for when we see him.

You mean, ifwe see him.

Teddy: Don't worry, Grubby, we'll find Gimmick.

I promise you.

Teddy: ♪ The Land of Ying ♪

♪ Is not the kind of place to go ♪

♪ On a vacation ♪

♪ The Land of Ying ♪

♪ We've got ourselves into an awful situation ♪

♪ My mother told me never to go to the Land of Ying ♪

♪ She said it is the place where evil sleeps ♪

♪ And nothing here stays put ♪

♪ There's something slimy on my foot ♪

Yuck! ♪ This place is giving me the creeps ♪

♪ Me, too ♪

♪ The Land of Ying ♪

♪ Is not the kind of place to go ♪

♪ On a cruise ♪

♪ The Land of Ying ♪

♪ You've got to get yourself a good ♪

♪ Pair of shoes ♪

♪ I never knew a place could be so gloomy and so glum ♪

♪ Everything is gooey, damp, and sticky ♪

Teddy: ♪ It makes me wanna shudder ♪

♪ Should have listened to your mother ♪

♪'Cause everything in Ying is really icky ♪

♪ The Land of Ying ♪

♪ Is not the kind of place to go ♪

♪ For a visit ♪

♪ The Land of Ying ♪

♪ Uh-oh, there's something on my leg ♪

♪ Oh, yuck! What is it? ♪

[both shuddering]

I've got a feeling Gimmick's up there somewhere.

I've got the same feeling.

So, what are we waiting for?

Wizard: There it is, Louie,

Quagmire, the capital of Ying.

Soon to be the home of my fabulous Wizard Park.

Yeah, it looks like this swamp could use a few laughs.

Wizard: You can't expect much from a city called Quagmire, now, can you?

Louie: I'll try to land somewhere where we don't sink.

Here we are, Wiz, the Ying Zoo.

Wizard: Zoo, schmoo.

That sorcerer brother of mine will do anything for a buck.

-So will you. -You underestimate me, Louie.

I'll do anything for a buck-and-a-half.

Now, I want all those suckers over there, over here.

Then we better get started building Wizard Park.

Ground-breaking ceremony, Wizard Park Amusement Center,

take one.

Oh, here goes!

What?

Cut.

-Ow! -What on Earth?

Cut!

Well, Louie, we're now open for business.

Step right in, ladies and gentle-monsters.

Ride the death-defying,

terrifying, Dizzy Wizard,

our newest thrill-packed ride.

Come one, come all.

-[clamoring] -Oh! Ooh!

Louie, I have a feeling this park

is going to do a monster business.

L.B.: Hey, open the door.

My foot's starting to hurt.

-Ooh! -Use your head,

you apostrophe-shaped buffoon.

Come on, Eleanor.

I got important news.

It's about your son Tweeg.

I thought you said it was important.

[grunts]

I'm trying to tell you-- oof.

Tweeg can make gold.

Did you say you had news of my darling boy?

That's right, I saw it.

He finally made gold.

Eleanor: Are you certain?

L.B.: I saw it with my own eyes.

My poor son,

lost, alone,

and incredibly wealthy.

The boy needs his mother.

The thing is, Quellor's after him.

If we don't find Tweeg before he does--

Then Quellor will get the gold.

Exactly.

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get moving.

Like I always say,

never underestimate a mother's love.

[laughs]

Hey, Eleanor, wait for me.

Oof!

Hello.

You must be new around these parts.

[brakes squealing]

Hey, you. Move it or lose it.

What is that green thing anyway?

It appears to be a Grunge of sorts.

Possibly priceless.

Possibly worthless.

But let's keep it for the zoo anyway.

Nice place. Did you use a decorator?

Tweeg?!

Tweeg, is that, uh, you?

I don't know. What's a Tweeg?

How decidedly, uh, odd.

He's forgotten his own name.

The poor sap's had his brain fried by Quellor.

We get cases like this at the zoo all the time.

Usually we have to buy them. This one is a freebie.

Do you mind if I examine him?

Be my guest.

[beeping]

[crystal humming]

My, my, the crystal stethoscope

isn't registering any, uh, personality at all.

Looks to me like he's been drinking bilge water.

Yup, they definitely swabbed his poop deck.

Poor Tweeg.

How horrible to have your mind stolen away.

Although in his case, he he,

it seem to make much, uh, difference.

Move it, move it! Head 'em out!

We got a schedule to keep.

[snorts] No we don't.

I'm trying to sound threatening.

Move it! Move it!

Heavens to Grundo!

You'll damage my airship!

Put the wheels down!

I said, put those wheels down!

And I mean, uh, uh, now!

That's better.

You ought to take threatening lessons from that guy.

[snorts]

Sorcerer: Poverty's never bothered me before,

but then I've always had money.

But, Sorcerer, you've still got plenty of money.

But not enough.

My profits are even lower than your I.Q.

Gosh. Is that low?

Bango, Spango, Spango.

We've got to turn things around.

Uh, sure, Boss.

Whoa!

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa!

Hey, Sorcerer, look what I caught.

My word, Octopedes!

Zookeeper: Also a brainless Grunge!

And him!

By Grundo, they'll make marvelous additions to my zoo.

Hey, everybody! Look-it!

Sorcerer: Hmm.

It appears to be some sort of land boat.

Gimmick: That, sir, is my airship.

And I demand you set me and my companions, uh, free.

Sorcerer: Silence!

I detest the word, f-- f-- f-- free.

Hmm.

What do we have here?

Zookeeper: Quellor zapped his brain.

He's short a few pages in his book.

Missing a few rungs in his ladder.

-Shy a few lights in his-- -Sorcerer: Yes, yes, yes,

I've heard them all before.

Hmm.

He'll be our star attraction.

The Troll-Grunge with no brain.

And these Octopedes? Fairly unique also.

[snorts]

They're the ship's crew.

They'll make fine workers.

A whole new crew for our brand-new zoo.

Now, cage the lot of them and prepare their exhibit.

You heard him.

Shake a bunch of legs, you Octopedes.

[snorts]

We're going, but iron bars

will never contain my spirit.

You spirit can do what it likes,

as long as your carcass stays around to make money for me.

[evil laughter]

Grubby and I are making our way up a mysterious river

in the sub-water boat.

Without it, we would never have rescued the Octopedes from the storm,

and we'd have no chance of getting to Ying

in order to rescue Gimmick and Zelza.

-And Zena. -And... Zena.

Sorcerer: I can't understand it,

I dropped the zoo admission charge,

and still people are staying away in droves.

They used to flock to my zoo.

Big deal!

There's nothing else to do in town but go to the zoo.

Until my brother opened that stupid Wizard Land.

Uh, Sorcerer,

that reminds me.

Can I have the afternoon off?

Don't tell me,

you have to go and pick scum off your dad's farm again.

Oh, no, it's no scum season yet.

Then why do you want the afternoon off?

Uh.... to visit,

uh... Wizard World.

Wizard World!

I knew it, you traitor.

Wizard World!

So, "Wizard Land" wasn't good enough for him.

I come all the way to Quagmire to get away from my brother.

Now he sets up shop right across from me

and steals my customers!

Uh, can I leave now, Boss?

I wanna get there before prices change.

Remind me to have something horrible

done to you later, will you, Spango?

Something horrible? Something horrible!

Okay, Almighty Sorcerer.

Yeah, for sure. Ha ha ha. Later.

It's so hard to find loyal help these days.

Hey, Stinky!

Get out of my town

and take your "stinky land" with you.

That's Wizard Land, Bucky!

I was here first,

and don't call me "Bucky."

I hate that nickname.

Well, don't call me "stinky."

Besides,

[sing-songy] I have all the customers...

Bucky.

Don't worry.

[sing-songy] I'll get them back!

Stinky!

♪ For creatures big and yucky, it's the Ying Zoo ♪

♪ See monsters, if you're lucky, at the Ying Zoo ♪

♪ We've captured one of everything ♪

♪ From Grundo and the Land of Ying ♪

♪ So make your mom and daddy bring you to ♪

♪ The Ying Zoo ♪

♪ The Ying Zoo ♪

♪ The Ying Zoo ♪

♪ For rides and food and fun it's Wizard Land ♪

♪ The magic has begun at Wizard Land ♪

♪ A mystical adventure that's full of crazy games and hats ♪

♪ You'll always find a lot of things to do ♪

♪ At Wizard Land ♪

♪ Wizard Land ♪

♪ Wizard Land ♪

♪ Come to Wizard Land ♪

♪ We're giving things away ♪

♪ Make your mom and daddy bring you to ♪

-♪ Come to Wizard Land ♪ -♪ Come to the Zoo ♪

-♪ We're giving things away ♪ -♪ You might even want to stay ♪

Both: ♪ Make your mom and daddy bring you to ♪

-♪ Come to Wizard Land ♪ -♪ Come to the Zoo ♪

-♪ We're giving things away ♪ -♪ You might even want to stay ♪

Both: ♪ Make your mom and daddy bring you to ♪

-♪ The Ying Zoo ♪ -♪ Wizard Land ♪

♪ The Ying Zoo ♪

♪ Wizard Land ♪

-♪ The Ying Zoo ♪ -♪ Wizard Land ♪

♪ The Ying Zoo ♪

♪ Wizard Land ♪

-♪ The Ying Zoo... ♪ -♪ Wizard Land... ♪

Come one, come all,

see the incredible Octopedes

from a far off land.

Gimmick the Great! Watch him sink

the Troll-Grunge with no brain.

-See him-- Well, you can just... see him. -Wanna see the funny creatures!

[chattering]

I wanna see the funny creatures!

[all talking at once]

No! Wait! Hold it!

Oh! Come back!

-Ooh! -Aw!

-Hmm. -Oh!

What's the matter, you scurvy swabs?

Ain't you never seen an Octopede before?!

Let me get 'em! Let me get 'em!

[shouting]

Now, now, fellow prisoners,

let us not lower ourselves.

We must maintain

some semblance of dignity.

Don't you agree, Tweeg?

He's a lot of help.

Wizard: Forget the zoo! Come to Wizard World.

More rides, more games,

more prizes.

More fun!

[all exclaiming]

Grubby: This must be where they've taken them, Teddy.

Teddy: I get the feeling we won't be very welcome in this town.

I think we'd better make ourselves invisible for the search, Grubby.

Grubby: Huh?

We need the lantern. Ah, here it is.

Grubby: And there they are, Teddy!

Ooh!

Hey, watch it, fellas!

[groans]

Oh, no!

Now see what you did?

Who do you think you are, pushing people around?

We're the Quagmire Creeps.

And I'm Rignig Skin-Peel, chief creep.

Yeah, and this happens to be our turf.

I like turf, especially if it's got roots on it.

Grubby, I don't think they're talking about that kind of turf.

What are you guys supposed to be?

I'm an Octopede and he's an Illiop.

-Oh, no! -Illiop?!

[screaming]

It's like my mother used to tell me,

the Illiops will get you if you don't watch out!

Gee, they're afraid of you, Teddy.

What's so scary about an Illiop?

I'm afraid the lantern is gone Grubby.

We'll have to think of something else.

-Like what? -Hmm.

I've got an idea.

Gee, I hope I don't meet anyone I know.

[Teddy laughs] Don't worry, Grubby,

they'd never recognize you.

-Huh? -Weird.

Very weird.

-Thank you. -I think it's working.

I know. But I'm still worried.

What's wrong, Grubby?

I can't help thinking about Zena.

I hope she's okay.

I'm sure she is.

But how will we ever find her and Gimmick

in a place like this?

-Teddy: Oh, no! -I think we just did.

[theme music playing]

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