All language subtitles for Switched at Birth (2011) - S02E11 - Mother & Daughter Divided (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

PREVIOUSLY ON
"SWITCHED AT BIRTH"...

I DIDN'T WIN THIS.
IT'S LIKE A FORFEIT.

COME ON, LET'S GO OUT
AND CELEBRATE
WITH YOUR STAFF.

YOU SHOULD HAVE STOOD UP FOR ME
WHEN EVERYBODY WAS ARGUING

ABOUT WHETHER THE HEARING KIDS
SHOULD STAY.

YOU ARE MAKING
THIS PERSONAL.

- WHERE'S LANA?
- SHE TOOK THE BABY AND LEFT.

THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME
SHE HAD A PLANE TO CATCH.

SO, TY, NO COLLEGE,

NO JOB--
ANY PLANS AT ALL?

WELL, I'VE ENLISTED
IN THE ARMY.

- I WAS GONNA TELL YOU.
- ON A POSTCARD FROM
AFGHANISTAN?

WE'RE ENGAGED.

- TO BE MARRIED.
- HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

MAYBE A LITTLE.

ANGELO HAS ARRANGED
FOR YOU TO GO TO A CLINIC
IN MINNESOTA.

- REHAB?
- YES.

♪ THERE'S NO NEED
TO PLAY IT COOL ♪

♪ 'CAUSE ALL I WANT IS YOU ♪

♪ BOY, YOU'VE GOTTA
LET ME KNOW... ♪

DO YOU WANT TO SHARE
A STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE?

- OH, I THOUGHT WE'D
EACH GET OUR OWN.
- DONE.

- HI.
- HI.

TWO STRAWBERRY
SMOOTHIES, PLEASE.

- AND SOME FRENCH FRIES.
- FRENCH FRIES AND A SMOOTHIE!

- I LIKE YOUR STYLE, LADY.
- KATHRYN!

OH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'LL PUT IT ON YOUR TAB.
WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?

- KENNISH.
- OKAY.

Bay:
REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN SHE
WAS ALL ABOUT EAST RIVERSIDE?

THAT IS SERIOUSLY LIKE
HER THIRD SMOOTHIE.

IS THIS REALLY
ALL OVER A GUY?

ONE THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN
REALLY LIKE THAT MUCH?

WHO SAYS THAT
I DIDN'T LIKE NOAH?

YOU GUYS DATED
FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS.

UNTRUE.
IT WAS THREE AND A HALF.

AND IT'S NOT
JUST ABOUT A GUY.

- WHEN DOES REGINA GET BACK?
- SUNDAY.

THEN DAPHNE CAN MOVE BACK
INTO THE GUESTHOUSE

AND YOU CAN GO BACK
TO GLARING AT HER
FROM ACROSS THE DRIVEWAY.

CAN'T WAIT.

LOOK, WEDDING TALK.

( quietly chatting )

( mimicking Kathryn )
"IT'S TRUE, HE IS ENGAGED!

- WE'RE THRILLED."
- ( mimicking John )
"OH YES, THEY ARE REGISTERED.

OH, NOT AT BABY WORLD."

"OH, YOUR SON'S GOING
TO EMORY IN THE FALL?

OURS IS LIVING AT HOME,
PLAYING GUITAR IN THE GARAGE,

WAITING FOR HIS FIANCEE
TO COME BACK FROM PERU.

- WE COULDN'T BE PROUDER."
- HEY!

DO YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER
ACTUALLY GET BEHIND
THIS WEDDING THING?

I DON'T KNOW.

Nikki:
HI GUYS!

- HEY.
- HI. I NEED A DIP.

TAKE MY SEAT.

- HELLO.
- HEY.

BAY!

HOW ARE WE DOING
ON THE SUMMER JOB HUNT?

GOOD GOOD!
LOTS OF LEADS.

NO NO NO, WE SAID THAT UNLESS
YOU HAVE ACTUAL EMPLOYMENT

BY THE TIME MY OFFICE OPENED,
THAT YOU WOULD BE
WORKING FOR ME.

COME ON, DAD.
YOU ALREADY HAVE DAPHNE
INTERNING FOR YOU.

PLENTY OF ROOM
FOR BOTH OF YOU.

TOBY WORKS AT THE CAR WASH.
CAN'T ONE OF US
HAVE EMPLOYMENT

AT A NON-JOHN-KENNISH-
AFFILIATED SITE?

YOU HAVEN'T FOUND A JOB YET
AND WE HAD A DEAL.

DAD, PLEASE
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

IT'S DONE.
IT'S HAPPENING.

I'M EXCITED!

YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING
HOW HARD THIS TRANSITION IS.

YOU WON'T HAVE THE SAME LEVEL
OF SUPPORT THAT YOU HAVE HERE.

YOU MIGHT BE WALKING
INTO A SITUATION WHERE PEOPLE
ARE STILL ANGRY AT YOU.

THEN I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO BE A BIG GIRL
AND FACE THAT, WON'T I?

YOUR PROGRAM DOESN'T
END UNTIL SUNDAY.

EVERY SINGLE DAY HERE
IS IMPORTANT, REGINA.

EVERY ONE.

I STRONGLY ADVISE AGAINST
LEAVING EARLY.

DAPHNE AND I ALWAYS
GO TO THE POOL

IN OUR OLD NEIGHBORHOOD
THE FIRST DAY IT OPENS.

WE GET POPSICLES.
IT'S OUR THING.

- SO YOU'LL DO IT NEXT WEEK.
- NO.

I'VE MISSED ENOUGH TIME
WITH THE GIRLS ALREADY.
I NEED TO GET HOME.

YOU CAN'T GET COMPLACENT
ABOUT THIS.

YOU REALLY NEED
TO PUT YOURSELF--

--IN AN ENVIRONMENT
THAT IS CONDUCIVE
TO STAYING SOBER.

I KNOW THAT.

BUT I FEEL STRONG.

I REALLY DO.

OKAY, EVERYONE,
PUT YOUR WET THINGS IN THIS BAG.

GIRLS, CAN YOU UNLOAD
THE COOLER?

AND WHAT DOES EVERYBODY
WANT FOR DINNER?

I'M GOING TO NIKKI'S
FOR DINNER.

SHE CAN'T HAVE ONE MEAL
WITHOUT YOU?

MOM, I AM
GETTING MARRIED.

THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S
GOING TO CHANGE THAT.

SO EITHER YOU GET
ON BOARD WITH THAT

OR YOU AND I ARE GOING
TO BE FIGHTING ALL SUMMER.

HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.
WE'VE GOT TO START ACTING

- LIKE WE'RE HAPPY
ABOUT THIS THING.
- MEANING WHAT?

WE'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE REHEARSAL
DINNER, RIGHT?

MAYBE WE SHOULD START
PLANNING ONE.

Daphne:
YOU HAVE NO REASON
TO IGNORE ME, BAY.

NOAH'S GONE FOR THE SUMMER
AND WE'RE BARELY
EVEN TEXTING.

HEY!

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME MORE
ALMOND BRITTLE TONIGHT?

- DEFINITELY!
- HOW ABOUT YOU, BAY?
YOU WANT TO JOIN US?

NO THANKS, MOM.

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
BE SAYING THIS,

BUT IT'S BEEN SO NICE

HAVING THE TWO OF THEM
TO OURSELVES THE PAST
SIX WEEKS.

( theme music playing )

- MORNING, SENATOR.
- GOOD MORNING, MARK.

I'VE GOT THREE BILLS
TO BRIEF YOU ON

AND YOU HAVE
AN 11:00 A.M.
TRAINING SESSION.

OKAY.
DAPHNE IS HERE TO HELP

AND BAY IS COMING SOON,
SO GOOD LUCK.

I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF EMAILS
FOR YOU TO GO OVER.

WE'VE GOT A FEW
ANGRY GUN LOBBYISTS,
SOME MEDICAID COMPLAINTS,

SO YOU CAN GRAB THAT
COMPUTER OVER BY THE WINDOW.
THE LOGIN IS YOUR SOCIAL.

- ( phone ringing )
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SLOW DOWN
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME,

BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SAID
TO GET ANSWERING EMAILS
LIKE NOW.

- YES, THANK YOU.
- OKAY.

- OH, AND SENATOR?
- YEAH?

YOU HAVE GOT A FRACKING BILL
TO GO OVER.

- WOW.
- ( phone ringing )

SENATOR KENNISH'S OFFICE.

YEAH, I JUST GAVE IT TO HIM.
3:00 P.M. TODAY?

I WILL LET HIM KNOW.

- THE WHOLE THING?
- YEAH.

- BY 3:00 P.M.?
- YEAH.

AND CHIP COTO NEEDS A LIST
OF OUR 50 BIGGEST DONORS
FOR A RECEPTION ON SATURDAY.

- GIVE THAT TO THE GIRLS.
- ( phone ringing )

( panting )
I'M HERE, I'M HERE.

IS THAT YOUR MOTHER'S JACKET?

GOD YES.

I'M WEARING PANTYHOSE.

HUH. MARK'S GOING TO GIVE YOU
A LIST OF MY 300 TOP DONORS.

- YOU AND DAPHNE NEED
TO NARROW THAT DOWN TO 50.
- FANTASTIC.

OKAY, SO WE'LL SPLIT
THE NAMES,

150 FOR EACH OF US.

AND THEN I'LL CREATE
A SPREADSHEET

WITH HOW MUCH THEY'VE GIVEN
TO JOHN IN THE PAST,

HOW MUCH THEY--
WHAT?

YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BOSS ME AROUND HERE TOO.

DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA
OF HOW TO DO IT?

YEAH, I DO.

GREAT.
YOU DO IT.

( door opens )

( door closes )

- Regina: HI.
- OH.

( sighs )

HI.
YOU SCARED ME.

SORRY.
I DIDN'T...

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
COMING BACK ON SUNDAY.

I WAS.
I CHECKED OUT EARLY.

- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- OH, YEAH YEAH, FINE.

UM, HOW ARE YOU?
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

AND WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

I'M WORKING
IN MY DAD'S OFFICE.

- OH.
- Kathryn: I KNOW.

I SAW,
THAT WAS SO DISGUSTING!

- MOM!
- REGINA.

CAN I GET A HUG?

OF COURSE.

HEY!

- WELCOME HOME.
- THANKS.

- WE THOUGHT YOU WERE
COMING HOME--
- I WAS.

I JUST...

DAPHNE AND I HAD
THIS TRADITION

WHERE THE FIRST DAY
OF SUMMER WE--

UM...

THEY SPRUNG ME EARLY
SO HERE I AM.

WE WERE JUST AT THE CLUB.

UM, BAY DIDN'T WANT TO GO.

BUT I BROUGHT YOU
A SMOOTHIE, HONEY!

THANK YOU.

YEAH, I'VE BEEN
TAKING SOME LESSONS.

IT'S REALLY FUN.
YOU SHOULD TOO!

OH YEAH! WE SHOULD
PUT YOU ON THE ACCOUNT.

- OH NO NO NO.
- WE WERE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY.

- I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S--
- YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
THE CHEF IS AMAZING--

- AND THE--
- MOM, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO.

WELL, I'M GOING TO GO
UPSTAIRS AND UNPACK.

- AND SETTLE IN.
- OH, I'LL HELP YOU!

THANKS.

- ( laughs )
- Kathryn: GOODBYE, HONEY.

I'M GONNA GO START DINNER.

IF YOU WANT TO HELP,
COME IN, OKAY?

IS GRANDMA ON ANOTHER
BABY NURSE JOB?

YEAH, THIS ONE'S
FOR TWINS.

WE'RE NOT GOING
TO SEE HER FOR WEEKS.

I'M HAPPY FOR HER THOUGH.
SHE'S LOVING IT.

I KNOW, BUT

I HATE THAT YOU'VE BEEN
ALL BY YOURSELF.

AND WHY IS THE FRIDGE SO EMPTY?
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?

I'VE JUST BEEN--
EATING OVER THERE MOSTLY.

BREAKFAST TOO?

I WAS UP LATE WATCHING TV
A BUNCH OF NIGHTS

SO I JUST CRASHED
IN THEIR GUEST ROOM.

EVERY NIGHT?
WHAT, ARE YOU LIKE
LIVING THERE NOW?

OH.

- GRANDMA WAS GONE--
- NO, UM,

GOOD, I'M GLAD.

HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO
GET A SCRUB TOMORROW?

WE COULD GO
TO THAT KOREAN SPA

- AND JUST SIT ALL DAY AND--
- I'D LOVE TO,

BUT JOHN INVITED ME
TO THIS RECEPTION
FOR ALEX SMITH.

- WHO?
- THE NEW QUARTERBACK
FOR THE CHIEFS.

JOHN PULLED
A LOT OF STRINGS
TO GET TICKETS.

OH, WELL THEN, YOU SHOULD
DEFINITELY GO.

BUT HOW ABOUT AFTER?

I MADE PLANS WITH MY SPONSOR,
WHICH I SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP.

OF COURSE.

HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU
A WELCOME-HOME DINNER?

OH, I WOULD--
I WOULD LOVE THAT!

KATHRYN AND I DO
THESE AMAZING KEBABS.

OH, FOR EVERYBODY?

WELL, I'M SURE THAT
BAY WOULD WANT TO COME.

OF COURSE.
GOOD IDEA.

♪ I'LL BE ALWAYS ♪

♪ ON YOUR BEAT ALWAYS... ♪

- THAT GIRL IS BACK.
- ♪ WE'LL BE KEEPING TIME... ♪

- ♪ ALWAYS... ♪
- WITH THE CONVERTIBLE.

- ( giggling )
- ♪ I WROTE YOU A LETTER ♪

♪ THE DAY I MET YOU ♪

♪ IT SAID "IN MY HEART
YOU'LL STAY ALWAYS"... ♪

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

- ♪ ALL-ALWAYS... ♪
- YEAH.

( whispers )
GO ASK HER OUT.

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING?

I WISH. I'VE ONLY
HAD ONE SEMESTER.

HAVE YOU GUYS
HAD A CONVERSATION?

JUST TOLD HIM THAT I'M TAKING
THIS SIGN LANGUAGE CLASS

AND ASKED FOR
THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL.

SO COME ON,
LET'S GO TALK TO THEM.

ONE'S COMING--
WHAT DO I SAY?

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.

- I KNOW.
- HEY, HOT DEAF GUY!

- STOP IT!
- COME HANG OUT WITH US.

- ( giggling )
- OH, HEY.

UM, I'M ACTUALLY NOT DEAF.

OR SINGLE,
BUT HE IS.

HEY, GUYS.

TRAVIS, THIS IS...

HI. COLETTE.

EVELYN.

UH, NICE TO MEET YOU.

UH, I GOTTA GET
BACK TO WORK.

- YOU'RE UP!
- OF COURSE, I GOT UP
AT 6:30 IN REHAB.

YOGA AND AFFIRMATIONS
BEFORE BREAKFAST.

AND I MADE YOU LUNCH.

THANK YOU,
BUT WE'VE ACTUALLY BEEN

GOING OUT FOR LUNCH MOSTLY.

DOESN'T THAT
GET EXPENSIVE?

JOHN AND KATHRYN GOT ME
A CREDIT CARD.

THEY WHAT?

IT'S NOT LIKE I'M BUYING

FLAT-SCREEN TVs
OR ANYTHING WITH IT.

IT'S JUST FOR LUNCH
AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES.

I DIDN'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD
UNTIL I WAS 25.

- IT'S REALLY NOT A BIG DEAL.
- HAND IT OVER.

HAND IT OVER.

THANK YOU.

- I HAVE TO GO.
- HEY.

( bangs )

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

YOU TOO.

( door closes )

( exhales )

OH.

- ( keys clicking )
- ( knocks )

COME IN!

OH HEY, I'M JUST WORKING
ON THIS FAMILY TREE THING.

- DO YOU NEED--
- I, UH...

I CAME TO RETURN THIS.

OH.

I CAME IN ONE NIGHT AND...

TOOK IT.

- THAT'S OKAY.
- NO, IT'S NOT OKAY.

I'M INCREDIBLY EMBARRASSED

AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE

FOR THAT AND...

ALL OF MY BEHAVIOR
THE WEEKS BEFORE I LEFT.

THANK YOU.
I'M SURE THAT
IT CAN'T BE EASY.

AND I KNOW THAT YOU TOOK CARE
OF DAPHNE WHILE I WAS GONE,

AND I REALLY
APPRECIATE THAT...

- IT WAS NOTHING.
- ...BUT

I AM NOT OKAY

WITH HER HAVING
A CREDIT CARD, SO.

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S BUYING
FLAT-SCREEN TVs OR ANYTHING.

- I MEAN--
- ( gasps )

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU'RE DENYING HER
THE JOY OF BUYING THINGS
WITH HER MONEY.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
STRUGGLING A LITTLE
ISN'T SO TERRIBLE.

- IT BUILDS CHARACTER.
- THERE ARE A LOT OF WAYS
TO BUILD CHARACTER--

SUFFERING IS NOT
THE ONLY ONE.

I DON'T CONSIDER IT
"SUFFERING"

FOR A HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR
NOT TO HAVE HER OWN
CREDIT CARD.

DID YOU ASK DAPHNE
WHAT SHE WANTS?

SHE DOESN'T GET TO DECIDE
WHAT'S BEST FOR HER,

I DO.

WELL, YOU'VE MADE
YOUR OPINION

CRYSTAL CLEAR.

- Barista: WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
- IS THAT A UNICYCLE?

( British accent )
YES, AND DON'T ASK ME
WHERE THE OTHER WHEEL IS.

- DO YOU REALLY--
- YES, I REALLY RIDE IT.

- BUT--
- BECAUSE IT'S EASY
TO TRANSPORT,

IT'S EASY TO STORE,
IT'S LOW MAINTENANCE

AND YOU CAN'T REALLY
HURT YOURSELF ON IT.

AND IT'S WEIRD.
AND I LIKE WEIRD THINGS.

OKAY.
I GOT A LOT OF COFFEE
ORDERS FOR YOU:

SO ONE HALF CAFF
LATTE WITH SOY,

NO FOAM;
TWO REGULAR MILK DECAF;

THREE SKIM-- SHOULD YOU BE
WRITING THIS DOWN?

ONE HALF CAFF
WITH SOY, NO FOAM,

TWO REGULAR MILK DECAF,
THREE SKIM.

AND THESE ARE PRESUMABLY
FOR THE NEW SENATORS'
TRAINING SESSION,

WHO ARE PROBABLY ALL
FREAKING OUT RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

WOW, LIKE A COFFEE-GUY
"RAIN MAN" THING.

I'M NOT AUTISTIC,
JUST A GOOD LISTENER.

- OH.
- ( thumps )

WHY DID THE MAIL ROOM
JUST TELL ME

THAT WE DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH POSTAGE CREDIT

FOR 300 INVITATIONS?

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
NARROW IT DOWN TO 50.

BUT IF WE INVITE EVERYONE,

THEN I FIGURE ONLY 50
WILL SHOW UP.

THAT'S GENIUS.
THANK YOU.

BUT WHAT HAPPENS
IF 150 SHOW UP?

OR 100 OR EVEN 75,

AND WE ONLY HAVE
ENOUGH FOOD FOR 50?

THEY'RE NOT GONNA STARVE.

I'LL FIX IT MYSELF.

I'LL WAIT FOR THE COFFEE.
I NEED YOU TO GO GET
THE MUFFINS FOR THE MEETING.

AND DON'T FORGET
THE GLUTEN-FREE.

- GLUTEN-FREE?
- WE'RE HOSTING A MEETING.

SENATOR SHERSHOW ASKED
FOR GLUTEN-FREE AND SHE'S
GOING TO GET GLUTEN-FREE

- IF I HAVE TO GO HOME
AND BAKE THEM MYSELF.
- I'M GOING, I'M GOING.

- THAT WAS SO COOL.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- I JUST FOUND MY NEXT THING.
- EXCUSE ME?

I PICK A NEW THING
TO LEARN EVERY MONTH

AND I JUST FOUND
MY NEW THING-- SIGNING.

OH, YOU CAN'T LEARN
TO SIGN IN A MONTH.

WATCH ME.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
GET BACK TO FIXING

WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO FIX
AND I'LL BRING THESE TO YOU.

THANK YOU.

- ( sizzling )
- OH.

OH, I-- I-- I DON'T KNOW.

A LIGHT WENT ON AND THEN
ANOTHER LIGHT

AND IT STARTED LURCHING
AND I PULLED OVER.

LOOK, IT'S A 40-YEAR-OLD CAR

AND IT'S POSSIBLE THAT
THIS IS JUST THE END.

THEN AGAIN, IT'S ALSO POSSIBLE
THAT IT KNOWS ME SO WELL

AND IT CONKED OUT JUST WHEN
I NEEDED A BREAK.

45 MINUTES?

NO NO, GO DO A COUPLE
OF JOBS BEFORE ME.

I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT
OF FOLKS OUT THERE

WHO NEED TO BE ON THE ROAD
BEFORE I DO.

WHERE AM I?
UH...

WHERE AM I...

APPARENTLY I'M IN MAUI.

♪ ABIGAIL IS 60-AUGHT ♪

♪ SHE LIKES HER CUP OF TEA ♪

♪ TAKES HER WALKS
AT 4:00 ♪

♪ JUST FOLLOWING ROUTINE ♪

♪ LIKE YOU DO ♪

♪ LIKE YOU DO... ♪

( bell dings )

♪ PENNIES IN HER POCKET,
BUT SHE'LL NEVER CASH THEM IN ♪

♪ SAVING UP FOR WHEN THEY SAY
THE WORLD IS GONNA END ♪

♪ LIKE WE DO... ♪

Guy:
THOSE KIDS MAY LOOK HAPPY

BECAUSE THEY LOVE
THE BUMPER CARS,

BUT IT'S REALLY FROM
THE LAUGHING GAS

WE'RE PUMPING IN
THROUGH THE TIKI TORCHES.

THAT WOMAN IS
PUSHING A STROLLER

BUT THERE'S REALLY
A BABY KANGAROO INSIDE...

AN ALIEN BABY KANGAROO.

OOH, NOW THERE'S
A SHARKSHOOTER

IF I EVER SAW ONE.
COME, SAVE THE SURFERS

FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH.
KEEP THE DEEP BLUE SEA

- FROM TURNING RED!
- I'M-- I'M GOOD, THANKS.

AW, COME ON.
GRAB A RIFLE,

LOOK DOWN THE BARREL AND SAY

"SMILE, YOU SON OF A FISH!"

THREE TICKETS, PLEASE.

( bell rings )

SURF'S UP!

( surf music playing )

( gun pops )

OH PHOOEY.

( gun pops )

I KNEW I WOULD SUCK AT THIS.
( laughs )

( gun popping )

Guy #2:
TO THE RIGHT-- NOW.

- ( clanks )
- LOWER.

- NOW.
- ( clanks )

OVER TO THE LEFT.
NOW.

- ( clanks )
- BACK TO THE RIGHT, NOW.

HIGHER, NOW.

( clanks, bell rings )

HI.

- ( chuckles )
- OH MY GOD, YOU'RE BACK!

HI.

UH...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

UH, MY TOUR WAS OVER,

SO I'M ON THE BASE NOW,
JUST FINISHING
MY ENLISTMENT.

THAT'S GREAT!
I MEAN,

I'M JUST SO HAPPY
THAT YOU'RE OKAY.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOME?

A COUPLE OF MONTHS.

- DAPHNE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
- NO, I DIDN'T REALLY CALL

TOO MANY PEOPLE.

I'M STILL...

JUST SETTLING IN
AND STUFF, YOU KNOW.

- WELL, YOU'RE HERE.
- YEP.

AND WE'RE HERE AND-AND
WE GOT A SUPER HIGH SCORE!

SO WHAT DID WE WIN?

WELL, YOU RACKED UP A LOT
OF CARCHARODON CARCASSES.

SO ANY PRIZE IN THE BOOTH.

HMMM.
WHAT DO WE WANT?

WELL,

YOU KNOW, MY ROOM
COULD REALLY USE

A GIGANTIC MONKEY
HUGGING A BANANA.

ONE GIGANTIC MONKEY
HUGGING A BANANA, PLEASE!

OKAY--
( laughing )

- HOW ARE YOU AT SKEEBALL?
- HORRIBLE.

- LET'S DO IT.
- ALL RIGHT.

I WAS READING
ABOUT THIS TREND

WHERE YOU HANG CRYSTALS
FROM MANZANITA BRANCHES.

- THAT SOUNDS COOL.
- AND WE COULD PUT TEA LIGHTS

ON TEAK TRAYS AND FLOAT THEM
ON THE POOL.

OR THEY HAVE THESE
LIGHTING FIXTURES

THAT COULD PROJECT
"CONGRATULATIONS NIKKI AND TOBY"

- RIGHT ON THE SURFACE.
- OR "TOBY AND NIKKI."

ALL THIS FOR
A REHEARSAL DINNER?

COME ON,
YOU'RE A MUSICIAN,

HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT
TO SEE YOUR NAME IN LIGHTS?

- YAY.
- HA HA.

( gasps )
OH, THIS IS WHERE WE'LL
PUT THE FONDUE BAR.

( sighs )

THIS PLACE
IS AWESOME.

YEAH, I'VE GOT A FRIEND
WHO WORKS HERE SO

I COME BY WHENEVER
I WANT TO BE AROUND PEOPLE
THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SALUTE.

( phone ringing )

THAT'S PROBABLY AAA.
I HAVE TO GET BACK

TO CLEANING CINDERS
AND TAKING ORDERS
FROM MY WICKED STEPSISTER.

DAPHNE?

YEAH.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

HELLO?

OKAY, YEAH.

I'LL BE THERE
IN A FEW SECONDS.

( sighs )

I WISH I COULD STAY HERE--
AT THE BALL--

ALL SUMMER.

UH, YOU KNOW, THAT GUY MAC
AT THE SHARK BOOTH,

HE'S THE MANAGER HERE.

- THEY MIGHT BE LOOKING.
- THAT GUY'S THE MANAGER?

YEAH, I'VE GOTTEN
TO KNOW HIM A LITTLE BIT
FROM HANGING OUT HERE.

SO IF YOUR CAR GETS FIXED
WE CAN GO TALK TO HIM.

( door slams )

HI! YOU WILL NEVER GUESS
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!

OH, LET ME TRY.
YOU WENT OUT TO GET PASTRIES
FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING

- AND NEVER RETURNED?
- MY CAR BROKE DOWN.
I TEXTED.

BAY, LOOK,
I KNOW YOU WEREN'T
THRILLED ABOUT IT,

BUT YOU HAD A COMMITMENT
TO THIS JOB, TO ME,

AND BY THE WAY,
TO YOUR SISTER,
WHO HAD TO THEN GO OUT

AND GET THE PASTRIES
ONCE YOU DISAPPEARED.

FIRST OF ALL,
SHE'S NOT MY SISTER.

SECOND OF ALL,
YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND FIRE ME
BECAUSE I FOUND ANOTHER JOB.

- DOING WHAT?
- WORKING AT THAT
AMUSEMENT PARK,

- MAUI, KANSAS.
- ( scoffs ) NO,
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

- WHY NOT?
- IT'S IN A TERRIBLE
NEIGHBORHOOD.

NO, IT'S JUST NOT
SURROUNDED BY MANSIONS.

THAT PLACE IS LESS THAN A MILE
FROM WHERE I GREW UP.

I USED TO TAKE DAPHNE
ALL THE TIME.

OKAY.
SO YOU'D ACTUALLY
RATHER HAVE "CARNIVAL"

ON YOUR RESUME
THAN AN INTERNSHIP

IN A STATE SENATOR'S
OFFICE?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH WORKING
AT A CARNIVAL?

THAT'S THE TYPE OF JOB
MOST HIGH SCHOOL KIDS GET.

PLUS SHE GOT THIS ONE
HERSELF.

I DOUBT AN INTERNSHIP
AT HER FATHER'S OFFICE

IS GOING TO FOOL ANYONE
IN THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE.

SO TELL ME WHAT SHE'S GOING
TO LEARN AT A CARNIVAL.

HOW TO MAKE COTTON CANDY
AND CLEAN UP VOMIT?

- SURE. WHY NOT?
- ACTUALLY I'M ON GAMES.

COME ON, SHE'S GOT THE REST
OF HER LIFE TO BE COOPED UP
INSIDE SOME OFFICE.

DINNER! COME ON,

LET'S EVERYONE
HEAD OUT.

- THANK YOU, REGINA.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

COME ON,
IT'S TIME TO EAT.

- ( Kathryn mumbles )
- Bay: THANKS.

SO WHAT'S THE STORY
ON ANGELO?

WELL, I SPOKE TO HIM
YESTERDAY.

HE AND THE PRIVATE
INVESTIGATOR--

OR ATTORNEY
OR WHOEVER--

THEY THINK THEY'VE
TRACKED DOWN THE FAMILY

THAT LANA WANTED
TO GIVE THE BABY TO,

SO THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY
TO SEE IF THIS COUPLE
HAS HER.

AND IF THEY DO?

I GUESS
THEY START SOME KIND
OF CUSTODY BATTLE.

THAT'S GONNA
TAKE FOREVER.

SO HOW WAS
EVERYONE'S DAY?

WELL, MINE WAS-- AHEM--

FANTASTIC.
VERY VERY EXCITING.

IT MUST BE SO COOL
TO WAKE UP AND GO TO WORK

EVERY DAY KNOWING
YOU'RE HELPING PEOPLE.

ALL I GET TO DO IS SAY,

"SWIRL OR SIDE BY SIDE?"

- ( Kathryn chuckles )
- Toby: YOU KNOW, DAD,

NOW THAT BAY HAS BAILED,
YOU'VE GOT AN OPENING
IN YOUR OFFICE.

WHAT ABOUT NIKKI
WORKING THERE?

EVEN PART TIME?

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.

I THINK THAT IS
A GREAT IDEA.

( sputters )
OKAY, GREAT.

I'M HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.

- KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY.
- ( forced chuckles )

DOES ANYONE WANT SOME ICED TEA?

- THANK YOU.
- YOU TWO AREN'T HAVING
WINE TONIGHT?

NO.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
- OH, NO PROBLEM.

HEY!
SO I HAD AN IDEA.

WHY DON'T WE DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS
FOR THE REHEARSAL DINNER?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

A BARBECUE,
LIKE AT A PARK MAYBE.

I MEAN, IT WOULD BE SO FUN.
AND ALL MY LITTLE COUSINS

COULD RUN AROUND
THE PLAYGROUND AND EVERYONE
CAN HELP MAN THE GRILL

AND THIS WAY WE CAN
INVITE MORE PEOPLE.

I'M NOT SURE A PARK

IS THAT SPECIAL.

BUT THEN WE COULD
TAKE THE MONEY

THAT YOU WERE GOING
TO SPEND ON FLOWERS

AND FONDUE BARS
AND GIVE IT TO A CHARITY.

LIKE THE ONE IN PERU--

WE GIVE A LOT TO CHARITY--
TO A LOT OF CHARITIES.

NO, I KNOW THAT, BUT--

THIS IS MY SON'S WEDDING,

HIS ONLY WEDDING,
I PRESUME,

AND I WOULD LIKE IT
TO BE BEAUTIFUL.

- I'M SURE IT WILL BE--
- BUT FOR WHO?

I MEAN WHO ARE WE
TRYING TO IMPRESS?

BECAUSE ALL I WANT
TO DO IS CELEBRATE
OUR FAMILIES JOINING.

AND IT JUST

SEEMS A BIT WASTEFUL

FOR SOMETHING THAT IS GOING
TO BE OVER IN A FEW HOURS.

I AGREE.

I GOT MARRIED AT THE COURTHOUSE,
AND FRANKLY,

I CAN'T IMAGINE
DOING IT ANY OTHER WAY.

THAT'S BECAUSE
YOUR MARRIAGE WAS A FRAUD.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
ON A DRESS

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WEAR AGAIN?
IT'S INSANE.

IT'S AN ICONIC MOMENT.
THOSE PICTURES ARE SOMETHING

THAT YOU'LL LOOK AT
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

TO REMIND YOU OF THE BOND
YOU MADE TO EACH OTHER.

SOME MOMENTS ARE BIGGER

THAN THE MATH OF HOW MUCH
A DRESS COSTS.

DEPENDS WHO'S DOING THE MATH.

WELL, I GUESS IT'S SOMETHING
THAT WE CAN THINK ABOUT.

( rock music playing )

HI!

I BROUGHT COOKIES.

- COOL.
- HEY!

NICE PLACE.

IS IT JUST
YOU TWO GUYS?

WHO IS THAT?

THAT'S HIS EX.

SHE'S A LITTLE OLDER,
ISN'T SHE?

( laughs )

THIS IS A CARIBBEAN
TORTUGA CAKE.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE
A RUM GLAZE,

BUT WE SUBSTITUTED
VANILLA INSTEAD.

- MMM.
- OKAY, THAT'S IT.

- WHAT'S WRONG?
- DRINK WINE.

PUT A TEASPOON
OF RUM IN THE CAKE.

JUST LIVE YOUR LIVES!

YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BABY ME, PLEASE.

- IT'S MAKING ME
A LITTLE CRAZY.
- MOM.

- WHAT? IT IS.
- John: REGINA,
WE'RE NOT BABYING YOU.

OKAY?
I ASK KATHRYN TO KEEP
THE CANDY AWAY FROM ME

WHEN I'M TRYING
TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS.

I DON'T REALLY THINK
EATING CANDY AND ALCOHOLISM
ARE THE SAME THING.

SURE IT IS.
IT'S WILLPOWER.

NOT REALLY.
NEUROBIOLOGISTS HAVE STUDIED
THE BRAINS OF ADDICTS.

WE'RE GENETICALLY WIRED
DIFFERENTLY.

I SEE.
WELL, EVEN IF THAT
WERE THE CASE,

IT DOESN'T TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY OFF
OF THE PERSON DRINKING.

GUYS, I DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD GET INTO THIS.

- I HAVE TO AGREE.
- I MEAN IS IT "THE DISEASE"
THAT CAME INTO OUR LIVING ROOM

AND TOOK A BOTTLE OF STOLI?

THANK YOU, JOHN,
FOR MAKING THIS PROCESS SO EASY.

MOM, STOP!

WE'RE ALL JUST
TRYING TO HELP.

"WE"?

SUDDENLY IT'S "WE"?

ANOTHER FAMILY DINNER
BITES THE DUST.

I'M GONE SIX WEEKS AND YOU
TURN INTO A MINI VERSION OF HER!

- HEY!
- AND HIM...
LECTURING ME LIKE THAT.

I CRINGE TO THINK
OF THE THINGS THEY SAID
ABOUT ME WHEN I WAS GONE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
BAD ABOUT YOU.

- YEAH RIGHT.
- WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?

- YOU WERE GONE FOR SIX WEEKS.
- GETTING MYSELF BETTER!

- YOU DRANK AND LIED.
- BECAUSE I WAS LYING TO MYSELF.

JUST LIKE BEFORE--
DAY AFTER DAY,
YEAR AFTER YEAR

WHEN YOU KNEW
ABOUT THE SWITCH
AND DIDN'T TELL ME.

THE SWITCH!
WE'RE BACK TO THAT?

DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT WAS
WHEN YOU WERE GONE?

I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT PEOPLE FIGHTING
OVER ME

OR TAKING CARE OF YOU!

WELL, I'M SORRY IF ME
COMING HOME HAS DISRUPTED
YOUR PERFECT LIFE HERE.

YOU DESERTED ME!

THEY WERE THERE.

YOU SHOULD BE THANKING THEM
INSTEAD OF YELLING AT THEM.

( stomps upstairs )

( door slams )

( sighs )

( phone vibrates )