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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,310 We don't ignore trash lying on the street... 2 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:40,740 ...so why would we tolerate a speck of dust in our eye? 3 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:42,040 Shoot him! 4 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:43,480 No... No... NOOO! 5 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,540 -[GUNSHOT BOOMS] -[SOUL-CRUSHING SCREAM] 6 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:53,100 [REPORTER REPORTING IN MEXICAN] 7 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:57,020 Following the mysterious disappearance of Ramesh, the star reporter at... 8 00:03:57,170 --> 00:04:00,750 ...'Hingadre Henge' newspaper, a case that has stunned the nation... 9 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:03,650 [REPORTER REPORTING IN JAPANESE] 10 00:04:05,430 --> 00:04:08,760 Shocking reports claim that the 'Big Brothers' David and Dā€™souza... 11 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:12,860 butchered Ramesh in their warehouse. The rumor is spreading like a wildfire! 12 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:16,020 [REPORTER REPORTING IN ARABIC] 13 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,010 The final verdict on this bloody, high-profile scandal, 14 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:23,480 is due to be delivered the day after tomorrow in high court. 15 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:27,590 The disappearance of Ramesh the journalist from 'Hingadre Henge' newspaper which-- -'ą²¹ą²æą²‚ą²—ą²¾ą²¦ą³ą²°ą³† ą²¹ą³†ą²‚ą²—ą³†' ą²Ŗą²¤ą³ą²°ą²æą²•ą³†ą²Æ ą²Ŗą²¤ą³ą²°ą²•ą²°ą³ą²¤ ą²°ą²®ą³‡ą²¶ ą²Øą²¾ą²Ŗą²¤ą³ą²¤ą³† ą²…ą²¦ą²•ą³ą²•ą³†.. 16 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:31,330 We need to wait and see what destiny holds for the Big Brothers. 17 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:33,920 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 18 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:13,900 [LKB] 19 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:27,040 " [VOCALIZING] " 20 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,640 [IN UNISON] Iā€™m coming too! 21 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:40,650 I myself will come. 22 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:50,730 That idiot gambled and lost a fortune on cashews in Africa... 23 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:52,530 ...then had the audacity to borrow ten million from me! 24 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,430 He told me to fly to India to collect it. That was ten years ago! 25 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:01,210 Umbrella is not allowed. 26 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:02,260 Why?! 27 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:04,090 Weapons not allowed. 28 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:05,560 Is it clear? 29 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:06,480 Come. 30 00:06:06,590 --> 00:06:08,090 -Is this a bloody weapon?! Move aside. 31 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,070 Follow me. 32 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:13,110 Iā€™ve forgotten my own mother tongue and become more Kannadiga than the locals! 33 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:14,660 Come. 34 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:16,710 A new brother joins our beloved Karnataka family! 35 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:18,100 Namaskara, big man! 36 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,040 Whatā€™s the matter? 37 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:24,000 Itā€™s got thorns, dangerous stuff you know! 38 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,310 He can't even light a matchstick! 39 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:34,700 Bro... he wants to meet the "Bhai." 40 00:06:35,570 --> 00:06:36,590 Wait, so he's not the Big Boss? 41 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:38,160 Then who on earth is the Bhai? 42 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,340 The Bhai isn't some flower... 43 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:42,550 ...heā€™s a freaking forest fire! 44 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:45,140 " Oh, dazed and confused in Karwar... " 45 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:46,580 " Right next door to Honnavar! " 46 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:49,580 " Oh, dazed and confused in Karwar... " " Right next door to Honnavar! " 47 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:55,640 " Come see the unique breed living in Bengaluru " 48 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,250 " Gold mines of Kolar " 49 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:58,740 " The brave soil of Dharwad " 50 00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:01,830 " Gold mines of Kolar " " The brave soil of Dharwad " 51 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,650 " Watch the local boys play high-stakes politics in Bellary " 52 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:07,750 " Watch the local boys play high-stakes politics in Bellary " 53 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,250 " All dazed and confused... " " Dazed and confused in Karwar! " 54 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:14,820 [LAUGHS] What a voice! Pure gold! 55 00:07:15,190 --> 00:07:16,850 Consider 10,000 rupees of your debt cleared just for that performance! 56 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,080 But Boss! Someone else stole your ten million! 57 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:21,680 Why am I the one being tortured and kidnapped? 58 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:24,070 Youā€™re the guarantor, buddy. His debt is your debt. 59 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:26,820 At 10k a song, how am I ever supposed to pay back ten million? 60 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,950 I'm a very patient man. 61 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:31,240 Just show up. Sing a song. And leave. 62 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,450 I'm not exactly a jukebox, Boss. 63 00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:33,560 Iā€™ll come back and audition next week! 64 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,640 [CHUCKLES] Boss! Salutations, Boss! 65 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:40,700 Wait... he's not the Boss either? 66 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,140 Then who is it, for god's sake? 67 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,770 Are you the real Boss? 68 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,690 Or is there a Final Boss waiting behind that door? 69 00:07:51,490 --> 00:07:53,830 Itā€™s me... the one, the only, the masterpiece! 70 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:56,490 - [GIGGLES] - 'Pint' Padmaraj! 71 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:58,300 My respect, Boss! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 72 00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:01,140 - Why are you here? - [Stuttering] Well... itā€™s... it's a long story... 73 00:08:04,690 --> 00:08:05,590 [UGLY SOBBING] 74 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:08,660 Because of this guy, my life is a total wreck. 75 00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:13,290 I owe everyone in town. Iā€™m scared to even show my face. 76 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:18,100 Iā€™m so broke, I canā€™t even afford the poison to end my misery! 77 00:08:19,030 --> 00:08:21,660 Boss, the stress is killing me. 78 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:23,960 Land in Vijayanagara. 79 00:08:24,410 --> 00:08:26,020 Bungalow in Sadashiva nagar 80 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,450 ...the Jaynagar complex... 81 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:30,830 All gone! Poof! 82 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,720 And he is the sole reason for my financial suicide. 83 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,630 I want him to pay... I want him to suffer! 84 00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:36,470 Cut the drama and get to the point. 85 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:37,730 How much does he owe you? 86 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:38,930 One million. And you? 87 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:40,270 - Twenty! - Million? 88 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,140 No, rupees. Just twenty rupees! 89 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:45,930 For twenty rupees, you spent hundreds of thousands on hitmen? 90 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,820 Iā€™d spend millions... 91 00:08:48,050 --> 00:08:50,590 ...to recover a single rupee, even if I have to hunt him down in America. 92 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:52,220 Itā€™s the principle! And you? 93 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,710 I definitely wouldn't be that stupid! 94 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:55,610 Spending is out the season with your empty pockets! 95 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,700 You gave us the contract. Now, where's the advance? 96 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,100 [LAUGHS] Oops, I forgot! 97 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:04,270 You don't just "forget" the money. Use your head! 98 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,840 Sorry, Boss. I thought this was a "buy one, get one free" deal. 99 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,080 - What the heck is this? - Not enough for you? 100 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,340 [CLEARS THROAT] 101 rupees! 101 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:19,880 Look at this army... 102 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,270 ...all these cars and henchmen... 103 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:26,230 ...you maintain all this and you're tipping me 101 rupees? 104 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,410 Give me at least half a million! 105 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,800 [LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC] 106 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,300 You actually think these are my bodyguards? 107 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:36,990 No... theyā€™re just waiting for my heart to stop. 108 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,160 They own my soul... 109 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:41,770 ...and theyā€™re just waiting for me to pay them back. 110 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:44,030 Actually, they're the ones who kidnapped me today! 111 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:45,950 Once my work is done, 112 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:48,240 theyā€™ll drag me back and chain me up again. 113 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,410 [LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY] 114 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,950 Why isnā€™t he out yet? 115 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:54,200 Did he bring us here just to show off? 116 00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:56,950 Or are we just here as his background props? 117 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,190 [WHISPERING] Bro, target in sight. Time to make our move? 118 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,240 Letā€™s go, boys! 119 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:19,010 [WHISPERING] Lift him! Geez, heā€™s like a bag of cement! 120 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,920 Easy... easy does it... 121 00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:23,160 Close the door! Shut it! 122 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:24,760 [SIREN BLARING IN THE DISTANCE] 123 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,540 Run! Cops are here. -Come on, let's hide! 124 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,300 Boss, the cops are gone. Letā€™s get out of here. 125 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:54,700 Thereā€™s a clown coming. Wait till he passes. 126 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,860 Heā€™s harmless. Letā€™s finish the business, Boss. 127 00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:01,130 When you're doing a job, stay sharp and keep your cool. 128 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:03,580 Finish it clean and leave no fingerprints. 129 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,280 Heā€™s got in the car! 130 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:10,450 Relax... just wait and watch. 131 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,260 - Please... please! Just drive! Go! - Whoa... is this even your car? 132 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,670 Does it look like I care? Just get us moving! 133 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,210 - Where to? - Anywhere but here! 134 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,640 - Floor it, now! - Lady! 135 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,070 Why should I go anywhere with you? 136 00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:27,700 - I don't even know you! - Iā€™m begging you! 137 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,500 I'll explain everything later, but we have to move! 138 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,200 If anyone spots us, weā€™re in a world of hurt! 139 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:34,100 "Us"? Why am I suddenly the co-star in your disaster? 140 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:36,200 If those gangsters catch us, itā€™s game over! 141 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:37,510 Did you say gangsters? 142 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,230 Oh no! Boss, the car took off. 143 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:52,220 Move it, boys! Follow them! 144 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,140 Because of that idiot, we lost the car. 145 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:06,680 Hello. 146 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,780 - So, where are you going? ā€“ Where are YOU going? 147 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:11,660 Anywhere is fine with me. 148 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,520 Iā€™m on my way to end my life. Want to tag along? 149 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,170 [SHOCKED] Are you for real? 150 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:18,380 Itā€™s always been on my bucket list to watch someone commit suicide! 151 00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:19,610 So, what's the plan? How are you doing it? 152 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:21,870 Hanging? Drinking poison? 153 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:23,880 Or are we going to the train tracks? Is it a train? 154 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:26,150 Please, let me watch! This is so dramatic! 155 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,200 Miss, do I look like a comedian to you? 156 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,560 No, but Iā€™m dead serious too! 157 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,700 Great. Iā€™ve picked up a total psycho. 158 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:37,850 Are you a lawyer? 159 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,250 I am! How on earth did you know? 160 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:40,530 Is it because of the sticker? 161 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,130 Sticker? Now whoā€™s this guy? 162 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,960 How did he guess I was a lawyer? 163 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:47,060 - [POINTS TO THE GLASS] Hello! - Oh! The sticker. Right. 164 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,070 Hmm... a criminal lawyer, then? 165 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,550 Miss, Iā€™m not a criminal! 166 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,670 Then... civil lawyer? 167 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:54,980 Yeah. Yeah, civil lawyer. Exactly. 168 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,290 Where are you heading? 169 00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,450 Why do you care? Just get out of my car! 170 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,910 Why are you so grumpy about every little thing? 171 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,870 A person should always have a motivation with a clear goal. 172 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:06,990 Otherwise, youā€™re just driving in circles. 173 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,770 What have I done to deserve this? Miss, youā€™re a non-stop talker! 174 00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:11,870 Fine. Iā€™m going to Bengaluru. 175 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:13,600 Oh! Why there? 176 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,010 Am I allowed to ask? 177 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,330 You just did, didn't you? 178 00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,030 Tell me even if you don't want to. 179 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,770 Itā€™s not like it'll empty your wallet. 180 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,300 I'm going to a friend's wedding. 181 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,500 Wait, you're going this Friday to a wedding that happened LAST Friday? 182 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:29,770 Miss, I couldn't make it to the ceremony. 183 00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,700 Even if Iā€™m late, Iā€™m going to Karwar to give them my blessings. 184 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,410 Are you from the bride's side or the groom's side? 185 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,320 Ugh! Iā€™m with the wedding band, okay?! 186 00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:41,280 Miss, just tell me where you want to go. 187 00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:42,990 Iā€™ll drop you off and get on with my life. 188 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,340 Anywhere is fine. I canā€™t really decide on a spot. 189 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,810 What?! You don't even know where you're going? 190 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,780 Miss! Did you lost your marbles. 191 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:52,900 Miss, at least tell me where you're from. 192 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,630 Alas! Thatā€™s another huge headache. 193 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:56,290 I'll tell you some other time. [GRINS] 194 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:57,950 "SOME OTHER TIME"? 195 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,950 Exactly how long are you planning to haunt me? 196 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:02,220 That's it! Iā€™m pulling over, quietly get out. 197 00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:04,770 Ah! Iā€™m not in the mood. Iā€™m taking a nap. 198 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,770 She destroys my peace, then falls asleep like an angel! 199 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,800 What a nightmare. 200 00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:13,440 [UPBEAT VOCALIZING] 201 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,270 [GASPS IN HORROR] 202 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,760 Where the hell is my car!? 203 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,990 Ugh! The keys are gone too! 204 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,200 Did I leave them in the ignition? My good lord! 205 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:21,980 [GASPS IN PANIC] 206 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:24,590 I left the pen drive in the car too! 207 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,710 No pen drive! No car! 208 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:32,350 If David and Dā€™Souza find out that the pen drive is missing. 209 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:35,720 [SCREAMS IN RAGE] 210 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:45,600 [Madhu] Oh, crap! Those guys are already here. 211 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:48,570 This petrol station?! -Yes. 212 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:49,770 This place is shady. 213 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,100 The fuel is definitely diluted. Let's find another one. 214 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,600 Miss, if we run out of gas, are YOU going to push? 215 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,460 Bad fuel will wreck the engine! 216 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:56,870 - Don't you care about your car? - How much, sir? 217 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:57,840 Fill it up, brother. 218 00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:59,560 Not a drop! Your petrol is mostly kerosene. 219 00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:00,890 Are you selling fuel or cooking oil here? 220 00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:02,230 Buddy, ignore her. Keep going... 221 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,760 You come to my station and talk smack about my fuel? 222 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,770 Take your business elsewhere! 223 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,460 Why would you do that? 224 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,670 [Madhu] As long as we get away from here, I don't care. 225 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:14,420 I need to use the lady's room. 226 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,340 - Hey... HEY! - Iā€™ll be right back! Two seconds! 227 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:20,760 - Miss? - Just wait for two minutes! 228 00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:27,880 [INTENSE DRAMATIC MUSIC] 229 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,900 [A SINGLE GUNSHOT BOOMS] 230 00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:41,450 - You... RUN! - Huh? Wait, what? 231 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,400 Run! Get in the car! Move! 232 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:45,120 - What happened back there? -Come on. 233 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,470 -Blood! Blood! - What?! 234 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,950 -[MUSIC INTENSIFIES] -Hands up! 235 00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:51,740 Get in the driver's seat. 236 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,500 I said DRIVE, man! 237 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,620 I'm driving! I'm driving! 238 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:07,570 [GASPS] 239 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,120 - Why did you stop the car? 240 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:10,710 Sir! Please donā€™t kill us. 241 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,040 Spare us! Weā€™re just regular poor folks, sir. 242 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,960 Look... donā€™t stop until I say so. 243 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:16,370 Just keep moving. 244 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:18,190 - Stop, and Iā€™ll blow your head off. - [IN FEAR] Sir! 245 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:18,830 [GASPS] 246 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:20,910 Then push the seat back and go to sleep. 247 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,190 Weā€™ll park once you wake up. 248 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:22,510 Nonsense 249 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,690 I didn't mean when I wake up, 250 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,220 I mean only when I say so! 251 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,370 - Hit the throttle. - But sir... 252 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,050 We still have no clue who you are, do we? 253 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,540 [HIGH ENERGETIC SCORE] 254 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:46,890 Seriously... who are you, sir? 255 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,760 Bhai! 256 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,080 Munna Bhai! 257 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:51,580 Drive. 258 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:54,790 Whatā€™s that clicking sound? 259 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,410 Sir, we are out of gas. 260 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,440 Couldnā€™t you have filled it up during your joyride? 261 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:02,220 I was about to, sir. But you hitched a ride, sir! 262 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,550 Make a pit stop at the next petrol station. -Ok sir. 263 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:06,500 - Now move it! - Sir! 264 00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:08,130 - Or I'll shoot! - Iā€™m going! Iā€™m going! 265 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,750 - Names? ā€“ Hubli. 266 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,270 I said NAMES, not places! 267 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,500 What are you called? 268 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,360 - Iā€™m Madhu, sir. - Huh. 269 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:25,450 And I'm Satya, sir. 270 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,260 - Where are you guys heading? - Bengaluru, sir. 271 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,150 - Why? - To attend a wedding feast. 272 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,580 Isn't the wedding long over? Why go now? 273 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:36,960 We missed the wedding, so weā€™re going for the 'After-party' feast. 274 00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:38,930 Are you from the bride's side or the groom's? 275 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,750 - We're actually with the wedding band, sir. - Yeah! The band. We play the trumpets. 276 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,750 - Take a left. ā€“ Yes, sir. 277 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,410 Wait... no, take a right. 278 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:52,160 Sir, if you just tell us your drop-off point, weā€™ll leave you there... 279 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,610 ...and get on with our business. 280 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,450 From now on, you should walk on the path I show. 281 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:57,840 You want us to walk leaving the car?! 282 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:59,150 I canā€™t keep walking on the pavement for this long. 283 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,650 I meant to drive on the path I show. 284 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,630 Why are you talking like a philosopher? 285 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:11,000 Starting now, every word I say to you will have a many meaning. 286 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,680 Youā€™ll understand when the time is right. 287 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,070 - Got it? - Whatā€™s that supposed to mean? 288 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:17,700 It means... if you understand, then THAT is the right time. 289 00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:18,820 Am I right, sir? 290 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:21,830 - Are you a lawyer? - Yes, sir! Top of my class! 291 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,600 How did you know? 292 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,510 I know everything that matters. 293 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,150 Criminal or civil law? 294 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,620 Iā€™m asking you a question! Answer me! 295 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,470 Wait, I thought you knew everything, sir? 296 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,100 Listen... no one is a born criminal. 297 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,850 Itā€™s just bad timing and worse luck that turns them into one. 298 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:41,040 Are you quoting dialogue from the movie ā€˜Omā€™ now? 299 00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:42,360 Just zip it and drive. 300 00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:44,610 Just surrender, sir! 301 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,270 Weā€™ll handle the bail papers and get you out in a heartbeat. 302 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:48,930 ā€“ Heā€™ll fight your case in court... ā€“ Totally, sir! 303 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,370 "Surrender" is a word I deleted from my vocabulary. 304 00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,090 ...and heā€™ll get your sentence chopped in half. 305 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:50,960 Surrender! 306 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,490 Then just get arrested, sir. 307 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,800 A BHAI who popped in like a thunder, 308 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:02,400 and brewed a sensation in the underworld... 309 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,610 MUNNA BHAI. 310 00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:05,350 Surrender? Not in this lifetime! 311 00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:08,340 But sir, weā€™re only saying this for your own safety. 312 00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:09,990 - Try to see reason, sir. - Yes, sir. Please... 313 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:13,800 - Just understand our point. - Don't try to lecture me on morality. 314 00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,030 - Just drive the car. - Ok, sir. 315 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,230 Calm down. Weā€™ll hunt down your car. 316 00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:22,580 There were massive legal documents in that car. 317 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,130 How can I be calm? 318 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:25,450 What was so important in there? 319 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,540 The duo: Ramesh and Suresh. 320 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,110 Ramesh was the brave reporter, 321 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:35,490 Investigating David and Dā€™Souzaā€™s illegal criminal empire. 322 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:39,340 He worked his tail off to collect evidence to burn them in court. 323 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,560 But once the Big Brothers got a whiff of it, 324 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,460 they wiped out every piece of evidence he had. 325 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:46,790 No! No! 326 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,750 Then the other reporter, Suresh, 327 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,230 recorded the Big Brothers murdering Ramesh. 328 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,770 He recorded a video sir, he did record! 329 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,120 He blackmailed them with that video, 330 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,150 grabbed 200 million rupees, 331 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:04,540 That day he vanished, 332 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:07,560 Now in which island that he dwells, that no one knows, sir. 333 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,740 The footage of the brothers executing Ramesh, 334 00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:12,430 was on the pen drive that Suresh gave me, sir! 335 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:13,460 It was in the pendrive. 336 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,020 If it had, does that mean now it doesn't? 337 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,520 It still have it, sir. 338 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:18,950 - Where? - On the pen drive. 339 00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,970 - And where is this pen drive? - In the car. 340 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:21,960 And where is the car? 341 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,440 That car is exactly what Iā€™m looking for! 342 00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:27,270 - What color is the car? - Didnā€™t I tell you?! Itā€™s yellow! 343 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,200 BRIGHT YELLOW! [SEETHING WITH FURY] 344 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,420 [MURMURING] Heā€™s driving me absolutely nuts. 345 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:34,820 That lowlife! He stole my car! 346 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,600 How are you two related? 347 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,400 ā€“ Well, sir... ā€“ Weā€™re soulmates, sir! 348 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:44,650 ā€“ We are? ā€“ Yes! Deeply in love. 349 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,260 Are we? No, sir! We are... I mean, YES! 350 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,980 " [MELODIC VOCALIZING] " 351 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,960 Look at him trying to "rizz" her up just by using the rearview mirror. 352 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:30,820 If I don't speak up, theyā€™ll be having babies through that mirror! 353 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,220 [VOCALIZING STOPS INSTANTLY] 354 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:36,660 You might control my car and me with that weapon. 355 00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:40,070 But my love, my emotion, my affections... 356 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,330 will never bow down to you! 357 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,550 Why? Because under IPC 143, 358 00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:46,930 that is a major offense! 359 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:50,650 weā€™ll all survive if you just keep your eyes on the asphalt. 360 00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:53,660 If you keep staring at her, weā€™re all going to crash and die. 361 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,790 Iā€™ll respect that, sir. But on one condition. 362 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:56,430 And whatā€™s that? 363 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:58,530 Whenever I feel the urge to see her... 364 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,090 Iā€™m putting the mirror back! 365 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,530 Do anything and go to hell! 366 00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:11,750 " [MELODIC VOCALIZING RESUMES] " 367 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:33,410 " Softly, softlyā€¦ it begins. " 368 00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:45,010 " A glance moves, stirring the heart in rhythm. " 369 00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:49,480 " Who are you? A star? " 370 00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:54,130 " None can match you none your equal. " 371 00:22:54,310 --> 00:23:03,510 " The thrill felt like a kiss from a magical cloud " 372 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:12,100 " Amidst the ocean's waves, in every droplet, I am the one who penned your name. " 373 00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:21,950 " Softly, softlyā€¦ it begins. " 374 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,570 " A glance moves " 375 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,420 " [VOCALIZING] " 376 00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:51,740 " In your eyesā€™ ocean, I long to drown. " 377 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:56,150 " Hold my hand, draw me near. " 378 00:23:56,570 --> 00:24:00,940 " As long as breath remains, stay with me. " 379 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:05,150 " If dreams turn real, that is enough, my love. " 380 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:13,540 " An eternal essence of love " 381 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:22,540 " Come I'll serve now " 382 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:28,690 " Silence itself becomes loveā€™s gift. " 383 00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:33,400 " A melody of mindā€¦ worship of heart. " 384 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,820 " Who are you? A star? " 385 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:42,560 " None can match you none your equal. " 386 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:51,860 " The thrill felt like a kiss from a magical cloud " 387 00:24:51,980 --> 00:25:00,530 " Amidst the ocean's waves, in every droplet, I am the one who penned your name. " 388 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:10,410 " Softly, softlyā€¦ it begins. " 389 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:22,070 " A glance moves, stirring the heart in rhythm. " 390 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,790 So, tell me, how did you two actually fall in love? 391 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,870 The year was 837 BC! 392 00:25:39,030 --> 00:25:39,820 The mighty Magadh Empire! 393 00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:43,320 [EPIC MUSIC PLAYING] 394 00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:44,930 Hey! 395 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,830 I asked for a love story, why are you spinning some ancient saga. 396 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,670 My brother, this love story is an epic of historical proportions. 397 00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:53,920 King Magadh Nayaka of Magadh empire, 398 00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:57,290 His one and only daughter was the Princess Mitravindha. 399 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,320 And that is her. The Princess. 400 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,780 The legendary Commander-in-Chief 401 00:26:02,590 --> 00:26:03,400 was Bhairava. 402 00:26:03,610 --> 00:26:05,350 I was him... and he was me. 403 00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,580 Dazzled by my heroism, my bravery, and my rugged style... 404 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,920 My perfect features, even the scent of my royal musk. 405 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,790 Princess Mitravindha fell hopelessly in love with me. 406 00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:16,310 And seeing her grace, her spirit, the whole of her, 407 00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:18,990 I too fell deeply in love with her. 408 00:26:19,290 --> 00:26:22,190 That was the beginning of our simple little love story. 409 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:25,320 One day, 410 00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:27,810 a muslim warlord named Sher Khan, 411 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,140 He launched an attack on our kingdom. 412 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:31,710 The moment he saw my love, Mitravindha, 413 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:32,710 he was obsessed. 414 00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:37,100 Hey! 415 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,210 If you think you are bad... 416 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:40,470 I am your dad. 417 00:26:40,610 --> 00:26:42,610 [INTONING] Come on. 418 00:26:57,510 --> 00:26:58,610 Consumed by envy, Sher Khan realized, 419 00:26:58,770 --> 00:27:00,710 if he couldn't have the Princess, no one should. 420 00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:01,980 He cast her off the mountain to her death. 421 00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:03,880 With her breath gone, 422 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,510 I finished Sher Khan, and then I too leapt from the peak to join her. 423 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,600 Ours is a soul-bond that spans seven lifetimes. 424 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:12,020 But in this life, while feeding stay dogs during the lockdown, 425 00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:13,850 I fell for her all over again at first sight. 426 00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:15,850 The memories of our past came rushing back to her. 427 00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:18,460 And brother, that is how our current little love story began. 428 00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:21,880 I hate lovers! I hate love stories! And I despise romance novels! 429 00:27:22,030 --> 00:27:24,220 Buy bangles from a vendor, I don't mind. 430 00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:26,480 Get shoes from a cobbler, that's perfectly fine. 431 00:27:26,550 --> 00:27:28,420 But having a flower-seller tuck roses in your hair... 432 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,220 Buying rings from a jeweler... 433 00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:31,940 - Or petticoat from a tailor-- - Brother! Brother! 434 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,540 I think we all get the feeling. 435 00:27:33,970 --> 00:27:35,370 You don't need to say another word. Come on, let's move. 436 00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:43,380 He crossed an entire bridge just to tell that garbage story. 437 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,730 Total nonsense! 438 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,790 In my world, love is nothing more than fairy-tale rubbish, 439 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,320 and Iā€™ve known that for a very long time. 440 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:55,160 Girls change after makeup. Boys change after a breakup. 441 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,450 That is the absolute truth! 442 00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:59,680 My life is a collection of tragic breakup novels. 443 00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:01,830 The Breakup love novels?! 444 00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:05,240 The whole world celebrates February 14th as Valentine's Day. 445 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:08,590 But me? I observe February 21st as National Breakup Day. 446 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:10,030 Will you tell us your breakup story? 447 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:13,500 They're dying to hear it. I suppose I should tell them. 448 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:16,830 One fine evening, the weather was perfect. 449 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:19,890 The sky looked like it might drizzle. But it didn't. 450 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,190 And then... 451 00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:26,680 She appeared through the mist, swaying with her umbrella. 452 00:28:29,580 --> 00:28:31,710 I was just sitting and playing my mouth organ. 453 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,570 How beautifully he plays! 454 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,870 Then, our eyes met. 455 00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:38,420 In that moment, I was lost. 456 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,850 [ROMANTIC MELODY PLAYS] 457 00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:45,220 Mesmerized by the music, she sat down right next to me. 458 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:47,250 Isn't that romantic? 459 00:28:47,730 --> 00:28:49,000 He's quite handsome too. 460 00:28:49,070 --> 00:28:51,180 I played on. And on. 461 00:28:51,870 --> 00:28:54,050 Notes of passion, again and again. 462 00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:56,150 Over and over. 463 00:28:56,710 --> 00:28:59,800 Do you know how to play this? I asked. 464 00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:01,700 Wait! Stop right there. 465 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,180 Why on earth did she say she knew how? 466 00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:04,500 She should have said she didn't! 467 00:29:04,630 --> 00:29:06,380 If you know then say you know, isn't it? 468 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:09,220 Think about it! If she had said she didn't know, 469 00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:11,070 you could have spent hours teaching her. 470 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,050 A grand romance would have blossomed right there. 471 00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,390 You blew it all! 472 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,260 Even though she knew, the sparks were still flying. 473 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,940 What? Even after that, it actually got romantic? How? 474 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,410 She looked at me. Then at the harmonica. 475 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,210 She was looking at me, and I was looking at her. 476 00:29:28,530 --> 00:29:30,740 She looked at me, and I looked back. 477 00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:33,060 She looked at me, and I looked back. 478 00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:35,390 Our eyes were locked. 479 00:29:35,510 --> 00:29:37,110 We slowly drifted closer. 480 00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:40,280 I edged toward her. 481 00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:42,200 She leaned in toward me. 482 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:44,990 And then she said... 483 00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:47,400 Your mouth is the real instrument. 484 00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:51,240 So why do I even need this harmonica? 485 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,740 Saying that, she suddenly kissed me. 486 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:57,410 Wait! Did the romance just hit a new level? 487 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,000 That is exactly when the breakup happened. 488 00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:03,670 Ugh! Gross! 489 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,810 - It's over! Breakup! - But honey, wait... 490 00:30:06,830 --> 00:30:08,340 it was just some premium dry fruits! 491 00:30:09,770 --> 00:30:11,480 The truth was, I had a massive pinch of tobacco in my mouth. 492 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:18,020 My dream girl, my Hansika lookalike... gone forever. 493 00:30:23,910 --> 00:30:25,840 Someone's standing there asking for a lift. 494 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:27,370 Stop the car. Let's pick him up. 495 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,980 - Oh! - All right. 496 00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:33,070 Thank you, sir. Nobody was stopping for me. 497 00:30:33,150 --> 00:30:34,410 I'm glad you did. 498 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,490 We aren't like the others, because we're not like everyone. 499 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,390 Tell me why? 500 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:39,840 Our boss lived through that struggle to get where he is. 501 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:43,820 He spent years roaming like a stray, begging for lifts. It's true. 502 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,010 Hey! Did I ever ask? 503 00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:47,860 - I just wanted him to know who he was dealing with. - And did he? 504 00:30:47,910 --> 00:30:49,050 - Just trying to build your image, Boss. My bad. - Boss. 505 00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:52,020 get in. Weā€™ll drop you wherever you need to go. 506 00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:54,810 This isn't our car. Itā€™s yours. Hop in, Boss. 507 00:30:57,890 --> 00:30:59,860 By the way, my name is Ganesh. 508 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:03,220 Everyone affectionately calls me One-Gram Gold Ganesh. 509 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,420 That's nice. Where are you headed? 510 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,400 About ten kilometers from here, 511 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,620 to a village called Muddenahalli. Just drop me there. 512 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:13,140 - A celebration? - I'm going to see a prospective bride. 513 00:31:13,170 --> 00:31:15,500 Ah! But you're alone. Your son isn't with you? 514 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:17,090 - Is he joining you later? - Excuse me... 515 00:31:17,650 --> 00:31:19,660 I am the one seeing the girl. I am the groom. 516 00:31:19,810 --> 00:31:21,880 I'm a bachelor, you see. 517 00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:23,990 - Just like Salman Khan! - Except a deer case then! 518 00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:26,240 The astrologer said the girl I finally marry... 519 00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:28,050 ...will be the 101st bride I've scouted. 520 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,420 And when I marry her... 521 00:31:29,570 --> 00:31:33,100 ...my golden time will turn into a diamond era. 522 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,690 What a massive headache this guy is. 523 00:31:36,190 --> 00:31:38,530 If you have your fiancĆ©e's photo, show us. 524 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:40,600 - We'll please our eyes too. - Here! This is her. 525 00:31:40,810 --> 00:31:41,690 Isn't she something? 526 00:31:42,450 --> 00:31:44,040 She's... one-time watchable. 527 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,210 You take a look too. 528 00:31:49,630 --> 00:31:50,700 Not bad! 529 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,150 It's like putting premium butter next to a lump of coal. 530 00:31:54,970 --> 00:31:57,560 Sir! Sir! We're here. Please stop. 531 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:02,650 Thank you, sir. 532 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:10,550 You still haven't told us Part 2 of your breakup chronicles. 533 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:13,480 You guys seem really invested in my tragedy. 534 00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:18,350 Don't sprinkle chat masala on my open wounds. 535 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,780 Look, if you share the pain in your heart... 536 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,350 you'll feel light and airy, like a bag of chips. 537 00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:25,590 That's why I'm asking. 538 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,700 They're dying to hear it. I suppose I should tell them. 539 00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:33,630 Holding her umbrella, swaying as she walked, 540 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:36,800 I was sitting in the park, just plucking on the grass. 541 00:32:37,450 --> 00:32:39,860 She looked at me, and I looked back. 542 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,330 She looked at me, and I looked back. 543 00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:43,270 We fell in love. 544 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:45,930 Bhupathi, I love you so much! 545 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:48,650 - I love you too, my darling! - Thanks! 546 00:32:48,990 --> 00:32:51,220 - Exactly how much do you love me? - Honey... 547 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,240 To measure it like this or that? I'm no ordinary lover. 548 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,680 I am an extraordinary lover! 549 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:59,270 My love is like a lifetime data plan. 550 00:32:59,290 --> 00:33:00,380 Everything is unlimited! 551 00:33:00,510 --> 00:33:03,050 Full high-speed 5G passion! 552 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,950 Then I'll ask for one thing. Will you get it for me? 553 00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:09,950 Anything! Just name it. Tell me! 554 00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:13,700 Is that all? 555 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,360 I'll go grab it and be right back. 556 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,560 Good luck! 557 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:21,650 - [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] - What took you so long? 558 00:33:21,690 --> 00:33:24,440 Darling, I can bring you soil from the moon. 559 00:33:24,530 --> 00:33:27,370 I can bring back discontinued currency notes if you ask. 560 00:33:27,450 --> 00:33:29,510 I can even stop global warfare. 561 00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:32,270 But this? This is impossible. Please understand, baby. 562 00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:33,830 My whole body aches from the search. 563 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:35,740 You're absolutely useless! 564 00:33:35,990 --> 00:33:38,950 You can't even fulfill a tiny wish for the girl you love. 565 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:41,790 Are you really a true lover? It's over! 566 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,590 - I've just wasting 6 months of my life - Wait... sweety... 567 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,460 He didn't bought me a single thing. Useless fella! -Take your umbrella. 568 00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:48,350 Damn! -Take your umbrella. 569 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,320 What on earth did she ask for that's so hard to find? 570 00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:53,820 Harry, Ron, and Hermione toys inside a Kinder Joy. 571 00:33:53,850 --> 00:33:54,770 Will you buy them for me? 572 00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:57,750 You're completely delusional. 573 00:33:57,890 --> 00:34:00,740 I'm asking you to marry me and have real kids, 574 00:34:00,810 --> 00:34:02,890 ...and you're obsessed with Kinder Joy. 575 00:34:09,950 --> 00:34:10,860 Poor soul, 576 00:34:11,070 --> 00:34:14,870 The old man is waiting like a hungry bird for a lift. 577 00:34:15,090 --> 00:34:17,390 - Stop. We'll pick him up. - You got it, Boss. 578 00:34:19,210 --> 00:34:19,730 Sir... 579 00:34:21,110 --> 00:34:22,680 Sir, why are you so distressed? 580 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,960 In this life, I hope no one faces the misery I am. 581 00:34:26,590 --> 00:34:29,430 I'm stuck between wanting to end it all, 582 00:34:29,530 --> 00:34:31,330 and being unable to find a moment's peace. 583 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,000 Why? What happened?! 584 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:35,950 My daughter fell for someone and ran away with him. 585 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,770 I heard she's nearby, in Nagunalli. 586 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,710 Have you seen her by any chance? 587 00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:43,690 How would we recognize your daughter? 588 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:46,480 Is she Sunita Williams or Salumarada Timmakka? 589 00:34:48,450 --> 00:34:49,700 Look, this is her. 590 00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:53,840 I raised her on the finest dry fruits and raised her like a caramel. 591 00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:55,840 Then she just eloped in the blink of an eye. 592 00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:57,530 - Tamannaah! - Isn't that Tamannaah? 593 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,580 Yes, exactly! 594 00:34:58,610 --> 00:35:01,410 And a groom was coming from Bangalore to see her, right? 595 00:35:01,510 --> 00:35:02,980 How on earth did you know that? 596 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,980 We just dropped that groom off in the last village. 597 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:08,990 Oh, heavens! Before he reaches my house on feet, 598 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,960 I have to get my daughter back home. 599 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:11,430 Hop in. 600 00:35:17,830 --> 00:35:18,880 Stop! Pull over, brother! 601 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:21,270 Get down, sir. Weā€™re running late ourselves. 602 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,340 Go on! You guys head out. 603 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,050 You still havenā€™t told us the story of your third heartbreak. 604 00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:30,000 Are you really that curious? 605 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:33,570 We're on a long road trip, and things are getting dull. Why not? 606 00:35:33,850 --> 00:35:34,750 All right, I'll tell you. 607 00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:37,060 That day was cool and quiet. 608 00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:39,240 It looked like rain was coming. 609 00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:43,490 Holding her umbrella, swaying as she walked, she appeared. 610 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:45,190 And what were you doing? 611 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,770 I was trying to thread a large needle. 612 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,490 Then? 613 00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:55,320 Then, our eyes met. 614 00:35:55,350 --> 00:35:56,400 I looked at her. 615 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,130 She looked at me, and I looked back. 616 00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:02,300 I couldn't take my eyes off her. 617 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,990 Enough looking! What happened next? 618 00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:06,590 Love at first sight! 619 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:09,810 - Wait, isn't this your third love? - It was first sight for the third time. 620 00:36:12,150 --> 00:36:13,310 It became a deep, profound love. 621 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,090 A beep love? -No, a deep love. 622 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:17,670 Our souls were linked. We were inseparable. 623 00:36:18,450 --> 00:36:19,980 It was so intense that, 624 00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:23,060 our passion filled the air like a thousand flowers. 625 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,760 But three months later... 626 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:29,170 Honey! 627 00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:31,140 - Breakup! - What? Again? 628 00:36:31,330 --> 00:36:35,050 Why so soon? It hasn't even been three months yet! 629 00:36:35,270 --> 00:36:37,630 At least wait until three more months. 630 00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:41,020 If you can't even thread a needle after three months. 631 00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:43,010 How can you handle a life together? It's over! 632 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,110 Wait! I'll thread it! I promise! 633 00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:47,550 By the time I finally focused on the needle, she was gone. 634 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,190 Maybe she just didn't realize what a catch you are. 635 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,010 Her loss, definitely. 636 00:36:54,070 --> 00:36:56,300 You're a man for the people, a boss for the bosses, 637 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,850 and a complete gas for-- well, sorry. 638 00:37:00,030 --> 00:37:00,590 My bad! 639 00:37:01,870 --> 00:37:04,840 [SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS] 640 00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:34,780 Thank you, sir. At least you stopped for us. 641 00:37:34,830 --> 00:37:36,810 - Where are you headed? - There's a temple nearby. 642 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,170 - Can you drop us there? - Sure! This car is practically a public service. 643 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:41,130 We appreciate it! 644 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,080 From the looks of it, you two eloped from a wedding. 645 00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:47,030 No, no! We're on our way to get married. For real. 646 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,910 - Hop in! - One second. 647 00:37:57,930 --> 00:38:00,480 You're guessing everything correctly. Are you a psychic? 648 00:38:00,670 --> 00:38:02,410 No magic involved, trust me. 649 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:03,790 It's just... 650 00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:10,770 he's built like a crispy ball... 651 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,340 And you're like a fashion model. 652 00:38:13,550 --> 00:38:15,100 How did you two even become a thing? 653 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,490 Hey! How did you know I sell crispy balls? 654 00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:20,530 Wait! You're really a street-food vendor? -Yes. 655 00:38:20,650 --> 00:38:22,510 Yeah! I have a stall on the footpath. 656 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,970 So how did you fall for him? 657 00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:26,330 Let me tell you the story! 658 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:28,380 It goes back to the Mahabharata! 659 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,800 The Dvapara Yuga! 660 00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:36,740 Hey! I asked how you met, not for a tour of ancient Mahabharata's history! 661 00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:39,360 Hush! There is a cosmic connection. 662 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,670 My life and the Mahabharata are linked. 663 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,620 In the epic, Kunti told Draupadi to, 664 00:38:45,730 --> 00:38:49,900 feed the children with whatever was left in the kitchen. 665 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:52,990 Draupadi searched the pots and pans. 666 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,130 She found nothing but... 667 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,890 A single onion! A bit of mashed potato! 668 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,330 And a small box of chaat masala. 669 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,820 In that moment of culinary desperation, Pani Puri was born. 670 00:39:08,330 --> 00:39:11,020 Eating it boosts your very soul! 671 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,780 Coriander, mint, and garlic... 672 00:39:15,110 --> 00:39:18,410 ...mixed with fresh lemon juice. It's a shot of Vitamin C! 673 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,390 It builds your immunity! 674 00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:25,490 If you don't believe me, look it up on Google! 675 00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:32,850 This very place is where it all began. 676 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:35,810 [ECHO INTONING] This is the place... 677 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,950 Bhaiya, give me a plate of Pani Puri. 678 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:44,020 Bhaiya, give me a plate of Pani Puri. 679 00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:46,110 [ECHOING VOICES] 680 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,180 What a beautiful sound. 681 00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:51,020 Thank you, Draupadi. Thank you. 682 00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:52,830 Once every year... 683 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,590 Just like the famous festivals in the city, 684 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,410 Same way, right here... 685 00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:02,360 Once in a century, the grand Pani Puri fair takes place. 686 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:09,940 People from over a hundred countries flock here by the hundreds of thousands. 687 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,470 Just for a taste. 688 00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:14,270 Some call it the Golgappa Gathering. 689 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,260 From a distance, that mountain looks like a giant snack. 690 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,830 Truly a sight to behold. 691 00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:28,440 In the monsoon, it's Pani Puri season. 692 00:40:29,290 --> 00:40:31,500 In the heat of summer, it's all about the dry puri. 693 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,650 My ancestors lived by the selling Pani Puri. 694 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,090 And I have carried on that legacy. 695 00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:41,450 But then, one day... 696 00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:46,130 [HEROIC MUSIC BUILDS] 697 00:40:46,420 --> 00:40:47,640 - I just wanted him to know... - Did I? 698 00:40:55,770 --> 00:40:57,100 Give me some of that spicy water. 699 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,610 [Heroic vocalizations] 700 00:41:14,390 --> 00:41:16,270 Hey! What is he doing? 701 00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:42,450 I used to scrap by on nothing. 702 00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:45,310 Barely getting half a meal a day. 703 00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:49,060 Watching others enjoy their hot meals. 704 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,050 But your passion for street Golgappa... it tells me everything. 705 00:41:53,590 --> 00:41:55,300 I understand your soul. 706 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,970 This world is driven by greed. 707 00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:00,120 It stops for no one. 708 00:42:00,550 --> 00:42:02,820 But we can make it stop with the change in our pockets. 709 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:08,190 I'll feed you snacks for a lifetime. 710 00:42:09,770 --> 00:42:11,370 Don't worry about the world. 711 00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:15,060 There's no one else with a heart like yours. 712 00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:19,580 I used to count every plate I served with precision. 713 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,910 But for her? I always lost count. 714 00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:25,020 She is my rhythm. 715 00:42:25,450 --> 00:42:28,190 [Romantic melody] 716 00:43:01,050 --> 00:43:02,890 So, how was that for a love story? 717 00:43:02,990 --> 00:43:03,910 [Disgusted spitting] 718 00:43:04,830 --> 00:43:07,890 What a ridiculous story. Irritating... beyond belief. Let's go. 719 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:10,980 She seems like cold rice left overnight; looks like Tamannah. My foot! 720 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,200 To them, itā€™s just another damn love story. 721 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,990 To us, it's a cozy epic. 722 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:22,500 Today is Ranganayaka and Ranganayaki's anniversary. 723 00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:25,460 We decided long ago to marry on this sacred day. 724 00:43:26,110 --> 00:43:28,270 Please, give us your blessing and we'll be on our way. 725 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,480 Why stop there? Should we host the baby shower too before we go? 726 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:35,900 Oh, don't be angry, sir. 727 00:43:36,910 --> 00:43:40,300 You are like the divine trio to us. Bless our union. 728 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,620 We don't want to marry like outcasts. 729 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,640 Please, Sir. 730 00:43:46,170 --> 00:43:48,920 Stay, have a meal, and rest at our home. 731 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,140 It's late already, leave in the morning. 732 00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,890 Donā€™t say any of that. 733 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:01,880 [Auspicious music plays] 734 00:44:08,850 --> 00:44:10,190 STOP RIGHT THERE! 735 00:44:14,630 --> 00:44:15,330 Father... 736 00:44:17,370 --> 00:44:20,430 Because you grew up without a mother, I gave you the world. 737 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,100 Whatever you ever wanted 738 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:25,390 Every snack, chakkali, nippattu, kodbale, chocolate hairpins, 739 00:44:25,450 --> 00:44:27,430 Even those Kinder Joys, I brought them all. 740 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,100 I wanted a golden boy for you. 741 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,930 A man of worth to marry you. 742 00:44:32,140 --> 00:44:34,900 And you... you chose this fool's gold instead? 743 00:44:35,630 --> 00:44:38,440 A life of luxury and happiness... 744 00:44:38,690 --> 00:44:40,340 ...was clearly not written in your destiny. 745 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:43,780 How can I ever face my neighbors again? 746 00:44:43,970 --> 00:44:46,220 Who will ever marry your sister now? 747 00:44:46,390 --> 00:44:47,640 A common golgappa vendor... 748 00:44:47,970 --> 00:44:50,670 He's someone people call brother on the street. 749 00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:53,070 Why did you have to call him my love? 750 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,190 If a college doesn't appeal to someone... 751 00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:57,900 You can just walk back home in the evening. But... 752 00:44:58,610 --> 00:45:01,420 when you marry without love, there is no turning back. 753 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,740 Anyone can chose a suit for a man, 754 00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:10,810 But only the man can decide if the girl fits his heart. 755 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,600 Do you walk with a slipper on one foot and a shoe on the other? 756 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:16,050 Well, no. 757 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:19,180 You'd trip and fall. If the pair doesn't match, you can't walk. 758 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,220 So how can a couple lead a life if they aren't a match? 759 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,060 I was blinded by my own affection for her. 760 00:45:26,570 --> 00:45:29,260 But if she's happy, then I'm happy too. 761 00:45:29,470 --> 00:45:31,590 So what's the verdict? Are we done with the drama? 762 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:33,020 Tie the knot, buddy! 763 00:45:34,830 --> 00:45:36,060 STOP! WAIT! 764 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,550 By printing my name is on the marriage invitation! 765 00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:43,750 And now some stranger's name is on the certificate? 766 00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:45,070 Who on earth is he? 767 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:47,220 Mr. One-Gram Gold Ganesh... 768 00:45:47,650 --> 00:45:49,460 Your name could appear on the wedding invitation, 769 00:45:49,610 --> 00:45:51,680 But his name was written on her forehead by destiny long ago. 770 00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:52,170 Brother... 771 00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:56,080 Listen, he claimed his spot by the window five years ago. Itā€™s already been decided. 772 00:45:58,720 --> 00:45:59,840 You should say something too. 773 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,570 - Go on, Uncle. Tell them. - Right. Iā€™ll tell them. Iā€™ll tell them. 774 00:46:04,050 --> 00:46:07,890 Look, if I enroll my daughter in a college she doesn't like... 775 00:46:08,190 --> 00:46:09,370 She can always drop out. 776 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,250 But when it comes to marriage... 777 00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:12,840 Thereā€™s no turning back. 778 00:46:13,430 --> 00:46:15,000 And the second thing is... 779 00:46:15,390 --> 00:46:17,340 Anyone can help a man pick out a suit... 780 00:46:17,530 --> 00:46:19,260 ...and tell him it looks good. 781 00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:23,350 But when it comes to the girl for a man... 782 00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:25,250 ...heā€™s the only one who can choose. 783 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,890 - Am I right? - Yes, sir. Absolutely. 784 00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,460 Forget it, Uncle. If she doesnā€™t like me... 785 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:32,870 ...thereā€™s nothing to be done. 786 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,440 My plans have never failed me yet. 787 00:46:35,930 --> 00:46:37,490 I mean, the auspicious hour, brother. 788 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,080 The moment is passing, tie the three knots! 789 00:46:51,170 --> 00:46:53,470 Why did we even bother coming here for this? 790 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,290 You couldā€™ve tied the knot right there on the street where you found her. 791 00:46:56,350 --> 00:46:59,320 If a marriage starts on the street, then well... 792 00:47:00,070 --> 00:47:02,120 Only God can save them now. Come on, letā€™s move. 793 00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:06,230 You always claim to hate lovers, yet youā€™re the one getting these soulmates married. 794 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,800 Youā€™ve got a massive heart, Bhai. 795 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,560 I know exactly how to read the audience's piles! 796 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,520 Itā€™s not piles, you idiot. Itā€™s pulse. The audience's pulse! 797 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,640 Right, right. My mistake. 798 00:47:17,730 --> 00:47:19,460 [gunshot rings out] [Indistinct, fearful cries] 799 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,780 [fearful gasps and sighs] 800 00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:27,230 [fearful sighs] 801 00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:48,030 Bhai, looks like a rival gang is here to ambush you. 802 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,760 Letā€™s give them a gang war, Bhai. You lead the charge from the front... 803 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,990 ...and weā€™ll be right behind you. 804 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,860 Today is Monday. Itā€™s the day of our family deity. 805 00:47:57,530 --> 00:47:58,800 [temple bell rings] I don't lay a hand on anyone today. 806 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,820 Oh! Then use your leg, Bhai! 807 00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:02,950 [Phone rings] Hello? Wrong number. 808 00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:05,330 Not the phone call, Bhai. I meant use your foot! 809 00:48:10,050 --> 00:48:12,390 Wait, Bhai, itā€™s Tuesday today not Monday. 810 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:14,290 On Tuesdays, I donā€™t raise anything at all. 811 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,600 Then whatā€™s the plan, Bhai? 812 00:48:19,150 --> 00:48:20,680 You guys stay inside. 813 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,550 No matter what happens, do not get out. 814 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,530 Bhai... let me come with you. 815 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,320 Iā€™ll be right back. 816 00:48:26,390 --> 00:48:29,090 [heroic music plays] 817 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,510 Who the hell is this guy? 818 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:55,250 He brought a whole busload of people. 819 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,530 And here I was, giving him such a grand buildup. 820 00:48:58,890 --> 00:48:59,520 [Thoughtful sigh] 821 00:49:03,050 --> 00:49:06,500 Hey! Do we need to drag you out one by one? Get down! 822 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,770 Weā€™re staying put. Our brother made us swear an oath not to step out. 823 00:49:09,830 --> 00:49:11,490 When we say we wonā€™t, we wonā€™t. 824 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,670 If you don't get down right now, my boss will end you. 825 00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:20,670 Whenever we tried to stop our sister-in-law's wedding, 826 00:49:20,810 --> 00:49:22,700 these fools with their movie dialogues... 827 00:49:22,770 --> 00:49:24,990 ...would jump in and get the couple married. 828 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,640 Listen! Thereā€™s nothing wrong with dropping people off... 829 00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:30,300 ...at their different destinations. 830 00:49:30,770 --> 00:49:34,400 And thereā€™s nothing wrong with picking up people from different places. 831 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:38,050 But even in the world's dumbest love story, 832 00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:41,110 thereā€™s always a villain like me. 833 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,010 Not realizing that was your biggest mistake. 834 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,570 Sir, we don't even know who you are. 835 00:49:45,810 --> 00:49:49,000 Are you kidding? This whole town knows exactly who I am. 836 00:49:49,130 --> 00:49:50,360 We arenā€™t from this town, Boss. 837 00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:53,080 - We're from somewhere else. - Hey! You cracking jokes in front of our boss? 838 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:54,450 Boss, just finish them off. 839 00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:58,380 You forced a man who held a pen to pick up a gun instead. 840 00:49:58,450 --> 00:50:01,390 By messing with our boss's love life, you took a very wrong turn. 841 00:50:01,430 --> 00:50:05,850 ...you walked into this trap just to collect your own death certificate. 842 00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:07,340 Your story ends right here. 843 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,090 Bhaiā€¦ I havenā€™t had a bite to eat since morning. 844 00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:12,290 I think my blood pressure is dropping. I can barely stand. 845 00:50:12,330 --> 00:50:14,130 Bhai, please... let's reach a compromise. 846 00:50:15,670 --> 00:50:18,390 Compromise isnā€™t in my DNA. 847 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:21,690 To marry my niece... 848 00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:24,750 For twenty years... TWENTY! 849 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,510 For two whole decades... 850 00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:29,370 I stood on one leg and prayed for this. 851 00:50:29,390 --> 00:50:31,460 You destroyed my childhood dreams... 852 00:50:31,490 --> 00:50:33,240 ...and dragged them through the mud. 853 00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:39,130 I wanted to spend a lifetime sitting by her side, 854 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:42,180 watching soap operas happily ever after. 855 00:50:43,330 --> 00:50:46,700 But you made me sit alone in misery... 856 00:50:46,770 --> 00:50:48,890 ...wallowing in her memories and groaning in pain. 857 00:50:49,770 --> 00:50:52,950 The man who chased her and won her heart... 858 00:50:53,060 --> 00:50:54,700 ...Iā€™ll deal with him later. 859 00:50:54,810 --> 00:50:57,340 Right now, the one who forced this marriage... 860 00:50:57,550 --> 00:50:58,910 ...needs to step forward. 861 00:50:59,270 --> 00:51:01,760 Front and center. Now! Come on! 862 00:51:03,710 --> 00:51:05,370 Sir, please, just hear me out. 863 00:51:08,070 --> 00:51:10,170 Unbelievable! Such betrayal! Sir! 864 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:13,650 I didn't step forward. They all just stepped back! 865 00:51:14,230 --> 00:51:16,280 So even though they abandoned you... 866 00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:18,380 ...you still went ahead with the wedding? 867 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,550 How dare you! -Sir! 868 00:51:21,890 --> 00:51:24,510 Forget if it's Monday or Tuesday, Bhai. Just go to war! 869 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,160 You pick your battles based on the calendar, is that it? 870 00:51:27,850 --> 00:51:29,930 - No, sir, itā€™s not like that. - War-man! Give me a break. 871 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,050 I don't have that kind of reputation, sir. 872 00:51:32,730 --> 00:51:34,040 It was just for show. 873 00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:36,530 You stood right there and made it official. 874 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,160 What about the wedding feast? Whoā€™s going to pay for that? 875 00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:43,410 Iā€™m going to chop you into pieces... 876 00:51:44,230 --> 00:51:46,220 ...and feed the whole town with you. 877 00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:48,400 Sir, thatā€™s impossible. Youā€™d barely get a few grams of meat off me. 878 00:51:50,870 --> 00:51:52,450 Iā€™ll just mix in some crow meat then! 879 00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:55,620 I didn't do a thing, sir. It was all those two. 880 00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:59,280 I can smell their expensive perfume from here. 881 00:51:59,330 --> 00:52:01,300 Itā€™s wafting all the way over. 882 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,140 Doesnā€™t that prove how innocent they are? 883 00:52:04,370 --> 00:52:07,310 But you... youā€™re a snake! 884 00:52:07,550 --> 00:52:09,130 I have to think something to save my arse! 885 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,750 Sir, if a college isn't to your liking... 886 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:15,520 you can be back home by sunset. But if you marry someone you don't love... 887 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,430 What can we even do, sir? 888 00:52:17,470 --> 00:52:18,610 Exactly! What can we do? 889 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:20,320 Whatā€™s next, genius? 890 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:23,750 I was just caught in the moment back then. Now, you just say whatever comes to mind! 891 00:52:24,610 --> 00:52:27,110 Sir, life is far too long to spend it in misery. 892 00:52:27,190 --> 00:52:30,710 Itā€™s a bad time to be a good man. Do you have any idea what onions cost now? 893 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,190 Then youā€™ve got mobile rechargesā€¦ 894 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,850 Do you even know, sir? A measly half GB costs fifty rupees! 895 00:52:35,190 --> 00:52:37,680 Groceries, electricity bills, water bills... 896 00:52:37,830 --> 00:52:40,070 ...house rent, school fees for the kids... 897 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,770 If a relative drops by, you won't even have enough for a pack of coffee powder. 898 00:52:44,190 --> 00:52:47,960 [Emotional music plays] 899 00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:57,380 With a mountain of problems like that, can they really live in peace? 900 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,500 Can they ever be happy? Tell me! 901 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,440 Sir, love is like water. 902 00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:04,700 And a love marriage? That's a waterfall. 903 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:08,540 Once you take the plunge, there is no coming back up. 904 00:53:09,350 --> 00:53:11,790 In a way, you actually owe me a thank you, sir. 905 00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:13,890 [Sobs] Thank you! 906 00:53:14,540 --> 00:53:16,550 - For saving you from all those headaches... - Thank you, Boss! Thank you so much! 907 00:53:16,570 --> 00:53:17,550 Thank you, Boss! 908 00:53:17,630 --> 00:53:20,700 Right, sir? I spared you from a lifetime of misery, didn't I? 909 00:53:21,310 --> 00:53:21,860 Sir... 910 00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:24,710 Think it over calmlyā€¦ kill me later. 911 00:53:25,590 --> 00:53:27,500 Brother, heā€™s making sense. 912 00:53:27,790 --> 00:53:30,710 - We should think this through. - Fine. Iā€™ll think. 913 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,960 - You keep thinking, sir. Iā€™ll take my leave. - Youā€™ve truly opened my eyes, brother. 914 00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:35,030 [Emotional sobbing] 915 00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:38,200 - Heā€™s the one who showed me the truth. - I'll reflect on this, Boss. 916 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,890 Brother, first we think. 917 00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:43,430 - Calmly. - Then we kill. Letā€™s go, brother. 918 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,570 Let the bus go. 919 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:46,820 Let it. 920 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,430 We donā€™t need a bus or a truck. Move! 921 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,270 Man, if I hadn't been careful, Iā€™d be nothing but smoke by now. 922 00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,010 Thatā€™s exactly why... 923 00:53:59,430 --> 00:54:03,160 I donā€™t mess with lovers, and I don't let them mess with me. 924 00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:05,130 During Diwali, Divya dumped me. 925 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,540 At Christmas, things ended with Keerthi. 926 00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:09,320 New Year came, and Neha was gone. 927 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,450 By Sankranthi, Shravanthi left too. 928 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,720 Thatā€™s when I decided: no more love. 929 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:17,430 and no more helping anyone else find it. 930 00:54:17,910 --> 00:54:21,820 I hate love stories! I hate lovers! And I absolutely hate romantic spots! 931 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:24,030 [chuckles] Bhai... 932 00:54:24,270 --> 00:54:27,510 Just to be safe, you should check if thereā€™s a hole in your heart. 933 00:54:29,690 --> 00:54:31,390 After all those breakups... 934 00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,120 How can you still believe I even have a heart? 935 00:54:34,820 --> 00:54:38,930 " That sweet desire, now out of reach... " 936 00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:42,280 " My heart recalls it in a song. " 937 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:46,910 " The ache that lingers in your soul... " 938 00:54:47,230 --> 00:54:50,950 " The dream still haunts me to this day. " 939 00:54:58,850 --> 00:55:03,010 " That sweet desire, now out of reach... " 940 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:06,600 " My heart recalls it in a song. " 941 00:55:07,010 --> 00:55:11,130 " The ache that lingers in your soul... " 942 00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:14,850 " The dream still haunts me to this day. " 943 00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:19,010 " Within this bond of two hearts... " 944 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,540 " The fleeting moments still sting. " 945 00:55:22,990 --> 00:55:26,880 " As love washed over me... " 946 00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:30,750 " A thousand new paths emerged. " 947 00:55:31,290 --> 00:55:34,500 " Loveā€™s tremor... a heartbeat... " 948 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:38,840 " In an instant, I finally knew. " 949 00:55:38,990 --> 00:55:40,790 " For the love of a stranger... " 950 00:55:40,990 --> 00:55:44,690 " ...one's life becomes a sacrifice. " 951 00:55:44,790 --> 00:55:46,920 " A sacrifice to this world. " 952 00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:50,660 " To this weary world... " 953 00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:55,130 " That sweet desire, now out of reach... " 954 00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:58,550 " My heart recalls it in a song. " 955 00:55:58,810 --> 00:56:02,500 " The ache that lingers in your soul... " 956 00:56:02,990 --> 00:56:06,530 " The dream still haunts me to this day. " 957 00:56:12,390 --> 00:56:13,290 Hey! Pull over! 958 00:56:13,780 --> 00:56:15,200 Right away, Boss. 959 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:18,810 Go grab the jack from the back. 960 00:56:21,490 --> 00:56:24,490 [Suspenseful music plays] 961 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:25,220 Buddy! We found them! 962 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:27,540 Good! 963 00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:31,320 [Suspenseful music fades] 964 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:38,950 Look at him. Hiding in a hole like some gutter rat. 965 00:56:39,370 --> 00:56:41,190 - Hey! Get up! - Hey! Who's grabbing me? 966 00:56:41,210 --> 00:56:42,010 - Let go of me! Sir! - Come on out. Out! 967 00:56:42,090 --> 00:56:44,720 - Playing PUBG? Youā€™re playing games, you punk? - Sir... it's you! 968 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,300 - Look who it is. - Safety-pin Govinda... 969 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,790 - Let's see... 5 plus 3 plus 4 is 12. And that makes 3. - Your numbers don't add up. 970 00:56:49,830 --> 00:56:51,960 - Youā€™re an unlucky number, Govinda. - Is it that bad, sir? 971 00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:54,580 - How does my future look, sir? - Right now, itā€™s looking at me. 972 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,090 You slipped away last time before we could get you to court, didn't you? 973 00:56:57,130 --> 00:57:00,380 I spent six months on suspension because of you. I just got my badge back! 974 00:57:00,410 --> 00:57:02,960 This time, you aren't going anywhere. 975 00:57:03,030 --> 00:57:04,200 Once I hand you over to the judge... 976 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:05,740 ...that promotion is finally mine. 977 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,780 - Come on! Move! - Sir, please let me go! 978 00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:08,040 - To Poorna... - Who? 979 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,580 - To Chandra... - Now who is that? 980 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,340 Iā€™m so sorry, sir. What a pity... I've caused you so much trouble. 981 00:57:24,370 --> 00:57:26,220 - You certainly have. - Sir, why don't you do one thing? 982 00:57:26,470 --> 00:57:28,020 - What? - Why donā€™t you just come work for me? 983 00:57:28,050 --> 00:57:29,520 - You little...! - Wait, sir! 984 00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:32,520 This Poornachandra didn't bribe his way in, he's a real officer. 985 00:57:32,790 --> 00:57:35,390 I studied day and night, and then night and day... 986 00:57:35,420 --> 00:57:36,890 - Isn't that the same thing? - ...to become a cop! 987 00:57:36,910 --> 00:57:38,130 - I get it. Now shut up! - Yes, sir. 988 00:57:38,210 --> 00:57:39,310 Iā€™m not afraid of anything, sir. 989 00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:41,130 - And why is that? - Because the police are always right behind me. 990 00:57:41,150 --> 00:57:42,600 Shut your mouth before I smack you! 991 00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:43,880 To Poorna... 992 00:57:43,910 --> 00:57:45,580 - [Angrily] Hey! - To Chandra... 993 00:57:49,150 --> 00:57:49,940 Whatā€™s the hold-up? 994 00:57:50,450 --> 00:57:51,660 Thatā€™s exactly what Iā€™m trying to figure out, Bhai. 995 00:57:51,810 --> 00:57:54,970 Is this car some ancient damsel statue for you to just stand and stare at? Do something! 996 00:57:55,230 --> 00:57:57,440 Iā€™m on it. Check if thereā€™s a toolkit back there. 997 00:57:58,290 --> 00:57:59,900 Bhai... check the trunk. 998 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:00,850 Go on, take a look. 999 00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:06,490 [Suspenseful music plays] 1000 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,400 [Screams in terror] 1001 00:58:12,890 --> 00:58:15,540 What the hell is in the trunk? Miss, get out of the car! Now! 1002 00:58:15,610 --> 00:58:17,910 Whatā€™s this in the back, huh? You bunch of lunatics! 1003 00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:19,910 What have you done? 1004 00:58:22,370 --> 00:58:23,760 - [Gasps] - Bhai, whose body is this? 1005 00:58:23,830 --> 00:58:25,490 How the hell should I know? 1006 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,760 - Who is this guy? - Iā€™ve never seen him in my life! 1007 00:58:27,890 --> 00:58:30,130 Heā€™s lying there like a dead rat caught in a harvester. 1008 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:33,080 Youā€™re driving to a wedding feast with a corpse in your trunk? Youā€™re sick! 1009 00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:35,100 You two are far more dangerous than you look. 1010 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,770 In all my life, I have never encountered criminals... 1011 00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:39,490 ...as twisted as you two. Now start talking... 1012 00:58:39,530 --> 00:58:41,100 Which one of you killed him? Tell me! 1013 00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:44,250 Bhai, I swear on my motherā€™s life, I have no idea who this is. 1014 00:58:44,310 --> 00:58:46,100 I don't even know how he ended up in here! 1015 00:58:46,310 --> 00:58:48,840 If the car belongs to you, the body belongs to you too. 1016 00:58:49,070 --> 00:58:50,360 - Confess! - It's mine? 1017 00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:52,270 - I mean, itā€™s your responsibility! - Then what? 1018 00:58:52,350 --> 00:58:53,430 Thatā€™s not the point right now! 1019 00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:54,500 Weā€™re standing in the middle of the road... 1020 00:58:54,620 --> 00:58:57,010 ...with a dead body! If we keep arguing about whose it is, 1021 00:58:57,190 --> 00:58:59,010 someone is going to see us, and then weā€™re all finished, Bhai! 1022 00:58:59,030 --> 00:59:01,030 First, we need to get out of here. 1023 00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:05,700 By hanging around these thugs, Iā€™ve ended up hauling a corpse. 1024 00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:13,240 Underneath your little love story... 1025 00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:15,570 ...I can see a dark crime story unfolding. 1026 00:59:15,630 --> 00:59:17,510 When her father stood in your way... 1027 00:59:17,540 --> 00:59:20,020 ...you killed him, stuffed him in the trunk, and went on the run. 1028 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,240 I can practically smell the blood on your hands. 1029 00:59:23,350 --> 00:59:26,760 Oh my God! Youā€™re making a huge mistake. Youā€™re turning me into a suspect! 1030 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:27,840 Do you even know the truth? 1031 00:59:28,010 --> 00:59:30,820 - It was you, wasn't it? - Bhai Iā€™m not telling you that I am Satya! 1032 00:59:30,890 --> 00:59:33,710 - Iā€™m asking for the actual truth! - Does that mean you're some kind of fake? 1033 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,390 Look, hereā€™s my ID. 1034 00:59:39,790 --> 00:59:41,860 Now do you believe that Iā€™m the real Satya? 1035 00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:43,780 Now let me tell you the real truth, listen. 1036 00:59:43,810 --> 00:59:45,760 - Thatā€™s what you just said! - Ugh! Bhai... 1037 00:59:45,890 --> 00:59:48,160 This isn't my car, and that isn't my body! 1038 00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:51,080 - What! - This isn't even your car? 1039 00:59:51,190 --> 00:59:52,810 - No... - Then whose is it? 1040 00:59:53,030 --> 00:59:55,210 Ughā€¦ I stole it. 1041 00:59:55,310 --> 00:59:58,270 But I swear, Bhai, I have no clue whose body is in the back or how it got there. 1042 00:59:58,580 --> 01:00:00,300 Fine. Where exactly did you steal this car from? 1043 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,180 Before I get to that, let me tell you how I ended up here. 1044 01:00:05,220 --> 01:00:07,050 It was 1954... 1045 01:00:07,910 --> 01:00:09,950 August 10th... a historic day... 1046 01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:11,920 ...the day the Guinness World Records began. 1047 01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:14,190 Hey! What the hell does that have to do with your story? 1048 01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:18,020 See, my grandfather and great-grandfather were obsessed with the Guinness Book. 1049 01:00:18,350 --> 01:00:21,520 My father grew the longest beard in the world, a feat no one could match. 1050 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:23,560 Then one morning, while out for a walk... 1051 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,960 ...he tripped over his own beard, lost his balance... 1052 01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:28,460 ...cracked his head on a tree branch, and died on the spot. 1053 01:00:30,090 --> 01:00:33,500 After that, my mother struggled to raise me, surviving on online rummy. 1054 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:36,300 One day, she sat me down... 1055 01:00:36,670 --> 01:00:40,130 Son... you spend your days drinking pints and watching movies in tents. 1056 01:00:40,260 --> 01:00:42,920 Five years have passed, you haven't even cleared your PUC exams... 1057 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:45,140 ...and you're just wasting your life away. 1058 01:00:45,450 --> 01:00:47,240 Stop hanging out with those thieves who loot donation boxes. 1059 01:00:47,270 --> 01:00:49,210 Cut ties with those losers. 1060 01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:51,800 No one in our family has ever held a government job. 1061 01:00:52,050 --> 01:00:53,570 None of us has ever driven a car with a red beacon. 1062 01:00:54,690 --> 01:00:56,540 For once, understand my pain... 1063 01:00:56,850 --> 01:00:57,790 ...and make my dream come true. 1064 01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,050 Mummy, you want me to get a government job? 1065 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:03,980 But I haven't even finished school! 1066 01:01:04,290 --> 01:01:05,550 Whoā€™s going to hire me? 1067 01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:07,800 Thatā€™s when I met the MLAā€™s assistant from Hubballi... 1068 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:09,510 ...the Pure Purandamayya. 1069 01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:12,530 I poured my heart out and told him everything. 1070 01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:15,290 He said, Show up with ten lakh rupees. 1071 01:01:15,660 --> 01:01:18,350 - Sir, ten lakhs is a lot... - Why do you need that much? 1072 01:01:18,460 --> 01:01:20,250 It was for a contact of mine. 1073 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,300 Some big shot promised heā€™d land me a central government post. 1074 01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:25,080 I have a Midas touch. 1075 01:01:25,220 --> 01:01:27,710 Folks who used to sell herbs on the street... 1076 01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:30,580 ...took money from me and are now minting millions. 1077 01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:31,720 You could be just like them. 1078 01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:32,910 Mark the date... 1079 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:36,010 ...you better have the money by next month. 1080 01:01:36,430 --> 01:01:38,250 - Youā€™ll pay. - You have to. 1081 01:01:56,330 --> 01:01:58,830 Then he calls and says some thief made off with the cash! 1082 01:02:01,270 --> 01:02:03,430 Then he tells me, Don't worry, brother... 1083 01:02:03,570 --> 01:02:07,890 ...I'll get you that job. I'm just heading abroad for six months. Then he vanished. 1084 01:02:08,540 --> 01:02:12,020 Only then I realized. That I'm never going to get a government job! 1085 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:14,740 And if I don't pay back what I borrowed... 1086 01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:17,440 On one side, Iā€™ve got Single Spirit Suri hunting me... 1087 01:02:17,530 --> 01:02:21,020 ...and on the other, Naga will tear me limb from limb. 1088 01:02:21,530 --> 01:02:23,470 I was terrified. I ended up sleeping at the bus stand. 1089 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,190 But because of theft issues, the cops kicked me out of there, too. 1090 01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:28,660 So, while I was wandering the streets... 1091 01:02:29,990 --> 01:02:31,100 ...I found a car key on the ground. 1092 01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:39,390 A key in my hand. A car in front of me. 1093 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,600 A car in front of me. A key in my hand. 1094 01:02:43,870 --> 01:02:45,710 A key in my hand. A car in front of me. 1095 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,700 I thought, "If people can live by cheating me..." 1096 01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:51,080 "...why canā€™t I cheat someone else for once?" 1097 01:02:51,390 --> 01:02:53,130 I planned to sell the car for scrap, 1098 01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:56,010 pay off my debts, and disappear. But just as I was about to drive off... 1099 01:02:56,060 --> 01:02:58,600 ...she jumped in. Thatā€™s the whole truth, Boss. 1100 01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:03,120 So, you two are no lovers. 1101 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,030 Aren't we? 1102 01:03:04,890 --> 01:03:06,610 What do you mean, "Aren't we?" 1103 01:03:06,690 --> 01:03:08,540 I mean... we weren't back then. 1104 01:03:09,290 --> 01:03:10,520 But now... 1105 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,080 Yes. 1106 01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:12,530 Ugh... Miss, you tell us your story. 1107 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,560 Well... Bhai, my name isn't actually Madhu. 1108 01:03:16,370 --> 01:03:17,050 It's Ahalya. 1109 01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:17,810 Ahalya! 1110 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,660 Ahalya? 1111 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,150 My father is "Devil" David. 1112 01:03:20,550 --> 01:03:22,270 And my uncle is "Devil" D'souza. 1113 01:03:22,630 --> 01:03:24,930 Theyā€™re infamous as the "Devil Brothers." 1114 01:03:25,050 --> 01:03:26,080 Youā€™ve probably heard of them. 1115 01:03:26,850 --> 01:03:27,890 You mean... the "Devil" David is your father? 1116 01:03:28,180 --> 01:03:31,630 Wait, you know "Devil" David? 1117 01:03:31,830 --> 01:03:35,200 When I visited Canada, I ran into him near Niagara Falls. 1118 01:03:35,330 --> 01:03:37,480 Isn't Niagara Falls in America? 1119 01:03:37,530 --> 01:03:40,500 You idiot, the best part of the falls is on the Canadian side! 1120 01:03:40,530 --> 01:03:42,300 Drop it, Bhai. Let her continue. 1121 01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:44,630 Yesterday was my dadā€™s birthday party. 1122 01:03:45,190 --> 01:03:47,640 [Loud party music playing on speakers] 1123 01:03:59,570 --> 01:04:03,650 There were VIPs everywhere. Ministers, business tycoons, 1124 01:04:03,830 --> 01:04:05,710 all invited. But my father was busy talking... 1125 01:04:05,740 --> 01:04:07,360 ...to Minister Sadashivayya... 1126 01:04:07,390 --> 01:04:10,320 ...about marrying me off to his son. 1127 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,690 I wanted absolutely nothing to do with that marriage. 1128 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,990 I knew if I stayed, heā€™d force the wedding. I panicked. 1129 01:04:16,340 --> 01:04:18,390 So I fled right in the middle of the party. 1130 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,380 My dadā€™s bodyguards immediately started chasing me. 1131 01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:28,000 Right then, Satya was starting the car. 1132 01:04:28,350 --> 01:04:30,400 So I just dove into the passenger seat. 1133 01:04:31,030 --> 01:04:34,430 From any angle, you don't look like "Devil" Davidā€™s daughter. 1134 01:04:34,850 --> 01:04:37,090 You doubt me? Doubt! Doubt! DOUBT! 1135 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,100 One little question and she shouts "doubt" three times. 1136 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:41,800 Just look! Look! 1137 01:04:43,450 --> 01:04:46,030 - See for yourself! - Oh... I see. You're right. 1138 01:04:46,660 --> 01:04:49,110 You managed to slip away from the party. 1139 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,720 But in all that chaos, did you actually have time to change? 1140 01:04:51,790 --> 01:04:54,780 Donā€™t mock me. I had to change because I couldnā€™t run in those clothes. 1141 01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:59,640 Then why arenā€™t you in any of the family photos on Google? 1142 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,330 They are Christians. 1143 01:05:02,670 --> 01:05:04,560 - [Gasps in surprise] - But you have a Hindu name. 1144 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:06,600 The math isn't adding up, is it? 1145 01:05:08,010 --> 01:05:09,180 Iā€™m the child they kept hidden. [Sighs] Because I'm the outcast. 1146 01:05:10,060 --> 01:05:11,830 Iā€™m the daughter from my fatherā€™s second marriage. 1147 01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:14,360 So basically, itā€™s a coalition government. 1148 01:05:14,550 --> 01:05:17,580 The secrets of these powerful people run miles deep. 1149 01:05:17,950 --> 01:05:19,210 The public doesn't have a clue, thatā€™s all. 1150 01:05:20,110 --> 01:05:23,300 Bhai... let it go. Youā€™re a serial killer, right? 1151 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:24,800 Just find a way to get rid of this body. 1152 01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:27,410 - Weā€™ll all get out of this safely. - Exactly, Bhai. Make a plan. 1153 01:05:28,100 --> 01:05:29,080 [Screams in anger] Hey! 1154 01:05:29,180 --> 01:05:31,350 Just because Iā€™m being patient, you think you can... 1155 01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:33,020 ...spin me some fairy tale stories? 1156 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,130 Tell me the truth! Who are you two, really? 1157 01:05:35,350 --> 01:05:37,020 Hey! Bhai, weā€™re telling you the truth! 1158 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,580 [Sighs] Lookā€¦ you clearly don't realize... 1159 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:43,980 ...what a terror I actually am. My old persona was better for people like you. 1160 01:05:44,020 --> 01:05:44,630 Where is it? 1161 01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:48,060 [Intense music builds] 1162 01:05:57,060 --> 01:05:59,680 - Bhai! Bhai, wait! - Please, Bhai, don't do anything reckless! 1163 01:05:59,710 --> 01:06:02,880 Listen, your fatherā€™s name might be on your birth certificate... 1164 01:06:02,910 --> 01:06:06,050 ...but on your death certificate, Munna Bhai will be the one signing off. 1165 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:07,960 Talk! If you donā€™t start telling the truth, 1166 01:06:07,980 --> 01:06:09,380 Iā€™ll put a bullet through your heart. 1167 01:06:09,410 --> 01:06:11,260 Iā€™ll dig the hole myself and toss you in like a forgotten sock. Speak! 1168 01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:13,850 Once I make up my mind, I don't even listen to myself. 1169 01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:15,600 - Just listen for one second, Bhai! - I'm not listening! 1170 01:06:16,970 --> 01:06:18,040 Who is it? 1171 01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:19,960 Bro-Brother... please... 1172 01:06:20,830 --> 01:06:22,640 - Satya, pull the trigger! - Listen to me! 1173 01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:24,740 - Stop playing with the gun! - Shoot him! 1174 01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:26,840 You canā€™t handle that weapon. Give it here. 1175 01:06:26,890 --> 01:06:28,860 Itā€™s not a toy! Listen to me! Didn't I tell you... 1176 01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:32,300 - Hey! Donā€™t you dare listen to her! - [Music reaches a climax] 1177 01:06:33,070 --> 01:06:33,770 [A single gunshot rings out] 1178 01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:37,120 Itā€™s not a toy! Listen to me! 1179 01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:40,450 - I said don't! Stop it! - Shoot Satya... 1180 01:06:40,810 --> 01:06:41,590 Gun shot 1181 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:52,870 I told you not to shoot, I told you! 1182 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:55,210 Now look at this. Everything is soaking wet. 1183 01:06:56,060 --> 01:06:57,580 - Wait, is this a water gun? - Yes, Boss. 1184 01:06:58,100 --> 01:07:00,050 You mean to tell me that the notorious Munna Bhai, 1185 01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:03,300 wanted in 163 countries by the CCB, the FBI, and everyone else with a badge. 1186 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:04,350 Thatā€™s not you? 1187 01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:07,310 Iā€™m no Munna Bhai, and Iā€™m definitely no criminal mastermind, Boss. 1188 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,060 Iā€™m just a nobody, exactly like you. 1189 01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,220 What do you mean? 1190 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,060 There was this guy named Lord Labakdas, 1191 01:07:12,210 --> 01:07:15,010 who started an interior design firm. 1192 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,070 He passed away twenty years ago. And then, 1193 01:07:17,070 --> 01:07:19,350 his daughter, "Shortcut" Shakeel, took over the business. 1194 01:07:19,490 --> 01:07:21,750 The company is called "JILJILJIGAJIGA." 1195 01:07:22,650 --> 01:07:24,530 I was just an employee there. 1196 01:07:25,230 --> 01:07:27,530 Last night, I was heading back from Hubli after 1197 01:07:27,530 --> 01:07:29,750 wrapping up a big partnership meeting with another firm... 1198 01:07:30,890 --> 01:07:32,150 I never expected it! 1199 01:07:32,330 --> 01:07:35,280 That our meeting would turn out to be such a massive success. 1200 01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:36,630 Thank you, Bhupathi! 1201 01:07:36,950 --> 01:07:38,190 Thank you so much. 1202 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,920 Oh, no need to thank me for that, Madam. 1203 01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:41,770 I was just doing my job, thatā€™s all. 1204 01:07:42,410 --> 01:07:43,960 This is exactly what I like about you. 1205 01:07:44,650 --> 01:07:46,900 This simplicity. This honesty. 1206 01:07:47,210 --> 01:07:48,860 Itā€™s what I find most attractive. 1207 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,590 I'm going to promote you to Manager. 1208 01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,220 Iā€™ll buy you a 2BHK duplex flat for you to live. 1209 01:08:02,010 --> 01:08:04,130 Iā€™ll even get you a car to drive. 1210 01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:08,530 Thank you so much, Madam. 1211 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,060 But, there is one condition. 1212 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:11,260 And what's that, Madam? 1213 01:08:11,570 --> 01:08:12,900 You have to be with me. 1214 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:14,970 You have to do exactly as I say. 1215 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,260 Weā€™ll fly off to Goa... 1216 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:19,470 Singapore, Malaysia, Bangkok... 1217 01:08:19,490 --> 01:08:21,200 Weā€™ll travel the world together. 1218 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,340 Weā€™re going to have the time of our lives. 1219 01:08:23,690 --> 01:08:25,510 - You mean... like dating? - Exactly. 1220 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,190 I never looked at you that way, Madam. 1221 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:31,470 I mean, look at the age gap between us, itā€™s pretty significant, right? 1222 01:08:31,870 --> 01:08:33,550 All is fair in love and war. 1223 01:08:34,180 --> 01:08:34,860 Love? 1224 01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:37,000 Ughā€¦ it might be love for you, but itā€™s a headache for me, Madam. 1225 01:08:37,290 --> 01:08:38,930 Madam, Iā€™m actually a decent guy. 1226 01:08:39,130 --> 01:08:40,200 I'm still a virgin. 1227 01:08:40,510 --> 01:08:41,970 That is precisely why I like you. 1228 01:08:42,170 --> 01:08:45,010 Donā€™t push me. Iā€™m really not into any of this, Madam. 1229 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:49,690 Ughā€¦ here I am, a woman, opening my heart and baring my soul to you. 1230 01:08:50,210 --> 01:08:51,710 Do my feelings mean nothing to you? 1231 01:08:51,810 --> 01:08:54,550 Whether youā€™re "opening your heart" or whatever, Iā€™m just not interested, Madam. 1232 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:55,650 No means no, plain and simple. 1233 01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:56,870 You actually have the nerve to reject me? 1234 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:59,390 Fine. Consider yourself fired, as of this second! 1235 01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:01,110 Get out of my sight! 1236 01:09:19,180 --> 01:09:20,260 Sorry sir! Sorry! 1237 01:09:20,300 --> 01:09:22,350 You spill soup all over the place and just keep chanting, "Sorry, sir... sorry, sir." 1238 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:30,220 Boss, I think this is our moment. 1239 01:09:31,740 --> 01:09:33,030 Get ready, alright? 1240 01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:37,290 Uncle, put this mask on. 1241 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:41,430 Alright, alright. [Playful, eerie music plays] 1242 01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,670 Now, take the gun and point it at Uncle. -Oh! The gun! 1243 01:09:47,410 --> 01:09:49,820 Uncle, put this coat on as well. 1244 01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,600 This too? Fine, give it here. 1245 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:56,440 [A loud bang rings out] 1246 01:09:58,460 --> 01:10:00,090 They didn't even see the gun before their hands were in the air! 1247 01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:01,190 Now, get in the driver's seat! 1248 01:10:01,670 --> 01:10:02,790 Drive! Right now! 1249 01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:05,000 Iā€™m not joking, get behind that wheel! 1250 01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,670 And that, my friend, is how it went down. 1251 01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,940 Good grief... 1252 01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:12,850 So you mean you had us shaking in our boots until the intermission with a toy water gun? 1253 01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:15,890 Man... Iā€™ve seen some sly characters. 1254 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:17,440 Iā€™ve even seen tricksters. 1255 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:21,440 But a "comedy con-artist" like you? Thatā€™s a first in my life. 1256 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:22,810 Sorry, Boss. My bad. 1257 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,160 Just think of me as your clumsy little brother and forgive me? 1258 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,540 You snake... if you were my brother, Iā€™d have given my mother poison, 1259 01:10:27,570 --> 01:10:31,330 while she was pregnant just to spare the world from you. 1260 01:10:31,390 --> 01:10:32,020 Move it! Now, drive! 1261 01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,790 -I don't know how to drive, boss. -Huh?! 1262 01:10:33,890 --> 01:10:34,450 What about you? 1263 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:36,310 Me neither. 1264 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:42,370 Sir, back in 1849, a man named Walter Hunt... 1265 01:10:42,390 --> 01:10:44,030 ...invented the safety pin. Do you know the story? 1266 01:10:44,060 --> 01:10:44,480 Tell me. 1267 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,410 That little pin is basically my savior. 1268 01:10:46,410 --> 01:10:48,260 I can pick any lock with one of those. 1269 01:10:48,330 --> 01:10:51,070 Iā€™ve never seen anyone this gifted, opening a whole car with a tiny pin. 1270 01:10:51,130 --> 01:10:54,130 - Man, even an RBI vault is a joke to me! - Youā€™re a regular artist, aren't you? 1271 01:10:58,420 --> 01:11:00,450 - Whatā€™s happening, Sir? - Exactly what shouldnā€™t be happening! 1272 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:01,960 - Get off. - You first, Sir. 1273 01:11:02,270 --> 01:11:04,590 - I said you first! - I can't, Sir! Your arse blocking the way! 1274 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:15,910 I swear on my life... 1275 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,860 Nobody is going to stop for us, even if we wave all day. 1276 01:11:18,130 --> 01:11:18,530 Why not? 1277 01:11:18,530 --> 01:11:21,140 Think about it, Sir. What will people think when they see these handcuffs? 1278 01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:23,130 - They'll think I'm the cop and you're the perp! - Why you...! 1279 01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:23,710 -I'll smack you! -Sorry sir! 1280 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,640 Wonā€™t they just assume you're the cop and I'm the crook? 1281 01:11:25,670 --> 01:11:27,800 Letā€™s just ditch the cuffs and try hitching a ride. Someoneā€™s bound to stop. 1282 01:11:28,390 --> 01:11:29,220 You think so? 1283 01:11:39,580 --> 01:11:42,160 Hey, look... there are a couple of guys looking for a lift. 1284 01:11:42,780 --> 01:11:44,980 Donā€™t stop for just anyone. Keep moving, Boss. 1285 01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:48,460 Wait! Iā€™ve definitely seen this car somewhere before. 1286 01:12:15,710 --> 01:12:17,390 My car! Where's my car?! 1287 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,620 [Sobs] My beautiful car! Oh no! 1288 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,900 Sir! Sir! Iā€™m telling you, this car is stolen. 1289 01:12:23,090 --> 01:12:24,810 Zip it, man. You know what they say... 1290 01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:27,510 "A thief sees everything as stolen goods." 1291 01:12:28,030 --> 01:12:30,230 I wasn't even trying to stop, but the damn thing is slowing down on its own. 1292 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,300 3412... that adds up to 9. My lucky number! 1293 01:12:38,340 --> 01:12:39,870 Get in, get in. Thank you so much, Sir. 1294 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,460 Weā€™ve been waiting forever. At least you had the heart to stop. 1295 01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:45,360 Actually, Sir... we didnā€™t exactly stop for you. 1296 01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:46,590 The car just died on us. 1297 01:12:46,770 --> 01:12:48,100 How can it just "stop" on its own? 1298 01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:49,870 Didn't you pull over because I waved you down? 1299 01:12:49,910 --> 01:12:51,530 No, Sir. Probably just engine trouble. 1300 01:12:51,590 --> 01:12:54,250 Heyā€¦ quit joking around. How can a car like this have "engine trouble"? 1301 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:55,410 Try starting it. We'll see. 1302 01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:57,200 Go on, Sir. Give it a go. 1303 01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:02,010 Ha! See? Told you! Now, get in. 1304 01:13:02,620 --> 01:13:04,100 [Grunts] Slide inside. 1305 01:13:10,170 --> 01:13:11,690 So, where are you coming from? 1306 01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:13,680 Sir, weā€™re actually a film production crew. 1307 01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:15,620 Weā€™re on our way back from location scouting in Hubli. 1308 01:13:15,790 --> 01:13:18,510 A movie? Whoā€™s the lead, the producer, all that? 1309 01:13:18,540 --> 01:13:21,840 Well, Sirā€¦ the lady in the back is the lead actress and the producer. 1310 01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:22,990 And the hero? 1311 01:13:23,090 --> 01:13:24,950 Heā€™s the hero and the director. 1312 01:13:25,070 --> 01:13:25,690 And you? 1313 01:13:25,820 --> 01:13:26,920 I'm just the assistant director, Sir. 1314 01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:28,950 Whatā€™s the genre? Iā€™m asking because lately, 1315 01:13:28,980 --> 01:13:30,820 all these new movies, 1316 01:13:30,890 --> 01:13:33,850 are nothing but knives, violence, and gore. 1317 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:37,350 What about yours? Is it a comedy, a drama, or a romance? 1318 01:13:37,390 --> 01:13:41,000 - Or maybe a thriller? - [Chuckles] Ours has it all. Ask away. 1319 01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:43,450 Itā€™s the kind of story that keeps the audience hooked until the end... 1320 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,870 with a really strong plot line. 1321 01:13:44,930 --> 01:13:46,820 Youā€™ve got a plot line that strong, huh? 1322 01:13:46,870 --> 01:13:49,140 [Stutters] W-Well, the story is actually Madamā€™s, Sir. W 1323 01:13:49,230 --> 01:13:49,800 hy don't you ask her? 1324 01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:54,020 Since itā€™s a long drive, Iā€™d love to hear the story like a regular viewer and give my take. 1325 01:13:54,210 --> 01:13:56,520 - You start. Tell the tale. - The concept is mine, Sir. 1326 01:13:56,570 --> 01:13:59,180 But our director here has turned that concept into a full screenplay. 1327 01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:01,520 - It would be better if he narrates it. - Sir, no! No way! 1328 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,010 I mean, the director isn't the only one with a voice, Sir! 1329 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:09,250 - You tell him, Sir. - [Chuckles] No, Madam should tell it. Madam, go ahead. 1330 01:14:09,290 --> 01:14:10,570 [Grits teeth] No, you tell it, Sir. 1331 01:14:10,820 --> 01:14:12,920 Madam, please, you tell it. [Gasps] 1332 01:14:13,390 --> 01:14:14,540 Sir, I insists, you tell it. 1333 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,650 [Chuckles] No, no. Our Assistant Director will tell you. 1334 01:14:16,830 --> 01:14:17,900 He knows the story inside out. 1335 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:19,940 Director Sir, with you sitting right there, how can I possibly tell it? 1336 01:14:19,990 --> 01:14:22,740 An Assistant Director is just a Director in waiting. It's fine, go ahead and tell it. 1337 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,640 [Stutters] Th-That... okay, Sir. 1338 01:14:25,140 --> 01:14:27,780 In our story, the heroā€™s name is Satya. 1339 01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,570 Heā€™s a massive crook. 1340 01:14:30,390 --> 01:14:31,680 The scene opens, and... 1341 01:14:49,230 --> 01:14:51,260 From there, three people carrying a dead body... 1342 01:14:51,350 --> 01:14:53,310 ...are on their way to dispose of it, Sir. 1343 01:14:53,420 --> 01:14:56,050 But then they get stuck at a police checkpoint. 1344 01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:56,860 The police? 1345 01:14:57,230 --> 01:14:58,830 [Whispers] Boss... Boss. Boss! 1346 01:14:59,410 --> 01:15:01,720 - It's the police. - Iā€™ll pretend Iā€™m asleep. 1347 01:15:01,820 --> 01:15:03,060 You two figure it out. 1348 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:05,250 - Show me your documents. - For the vehicle or for the body? 1349 01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:06,090 Both, man! 1350 01:15:06,130 --> 01:15:09,110 Oh boy! What, Sir? Youā€™re sharp! Are you from my hometown? 1351 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:12,220 - Hey! Howā€™d you guess Iā€™m from Mandya? - [Chuckles] 1352 01:15:12,310 --> 01:15:14,860 Sir, arenā€™t we famous for our Ragi Mudde and the way we talk? 1353 01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:17,400 - [Mutters] Just show me the insurance, buddy. - Insurance? 1354 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:20,090 - Sir, I had it right here somewhere. - [Mutters] 1355 01:15:20,090 --> 01:15:20,960 Come on, man. 1356 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,310 Donā€™t you even know where you keep your papers? 1357 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:27,190 I sent it for servicing the guy must have put them somewhere else. 1358 01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,840 - Fine, show me your Driver's License. - DL... 1359 01:15:30,910 --> 01:15:33,990 I asked for your DL, why are you stuttering? 1360 01:15:34,340 --> 01:15:35,420 Sir, I don't have a DL. 1361 01:15:35,510 --> 01:15:36,930 - Then what about yours? - Me neither. 1362 01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:38,390 Why not, man? 1363 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:41,540 Sir, I went to get one, but they asked for an Aadhaar card. 1364 01:15:41,630 --> 01:15:44,200 - Yeah, standard. - Wait, you don't even have Aadhaar cards? 1365 01:15:44,270 --> 01:15:47,290 Ugh! We went to get an Aadhaar card, but they demanded a Voter ID. 1366 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,010 No Voter ID either? 1367 01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:51,410 Sir, I tried to get a Voter ID... 1368 01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:52,880 but they said I needed a Ration Card. 1369 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:55,010 Don't tell me you don't have a Ration Card? 1370 01:15:55,130 --> 01:15:58,420 Sir, when I went for the Ration Card, they asked for a house rental agreement. 1371 01:15:58,440 --> 01:16:00,050 So why didn't you just show the agreement and... 1372 01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,120 - ...get the Ration Card? - Who rents a house to bachelors like us? 1373 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:04,430 Everyone wants a "family" man. 1374 01:16:05,230 --> 01:16:07,330 Poor guys, what a nightmare. Then what? 1375 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:09,860 So then we went to look for a bride instead... 1376 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:11,920 But they said they wouldnā€™t marry their daughter to a jobless man. 1377 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:15,300 Well, obviously! You shouldā€™ve found a job first and then worried about marriage! 1378 01:16:15,610 --> 01:16:17,700 Sir, I actually went for a job last week. 1379 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,900 But then they asked for educational certificates. 1380 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,040 Oh boy! You mean you never finished school? 1381 01:16:22,110 --> 01:16:23,150 We did, Sir. 1382 01:16:23,350 --> 01:16:26,010 We STUDIED and STUDIED, finally got our degrees, 1383 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,330 and when we went looking for work... 1384 01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:29,100 They demanded a one-lakh bribe. 1385 01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:31,170 If things stay like this, how are poor kids supposed to get ahead? 1386 01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:32,920 Thatā€™s exactly why we couldnā€™t get a license, Sir. 1387 01:16:34,140 --> 01:16:35,030 Oh, Good Lord! 1388 01:16:35,430 --> 01:16:37,360 Iā€™ve heard a lot of stories in my time. 1389 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,980 - But today is the first time Iā€™ve heard such a tragedy. - 402... 1390 01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:43,030 - Sir. - Are you finished with the questioning? 1391 01:16:43,090 --> 01:16:45,270 Sir, these guys donā€™t have a single document. 1392 01:16:45,330 --> 01:16:46,150 Is that so? 1393 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:47,970 Go on, check the other cars. 1394 01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:50,000 The kinds of people you meet! 1395 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,820 Just slide me five hundred... and get moving. 1396 01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:54,610 What is this... 1397 01:16:55,210 --> 01:16:56,430 Why is this note soaking wet? 1398 01:16:56,450 --> 01:16:59,330 I was sweating bullets just looking at you, Sir. 1399 01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:01,220 Tchā€¦ disgusting fellow! 1400 01:17:02,650 --> 01:17:04,220 Whatā€™s in the trunk? 1401 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,760 [Chuckles] Thereā€™s a dead body in the trunk. we already told your friend. 1402 01:17:06,910 --> 01:17:09,550 What? Is there no limit to your joking, man? 1403 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:11,610 Get out of here, you filthy characters. Go! 1404 01:17:11,610 --> 01:17:13,330 [Laughs] 1405 01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:15,590 We managed to fool the cops and were just about to head off, 1406 01:17:15,650 --> 01:17:17,720 - When two guys asked for a lift, Sir. - And then? 1407 01:17:17,970 --> 01:17:20,630 - Well, how would we know after that, Sir? - You donā€™t know that part either? 1408 01:17:20,650 --> 01:17:22,220 I mean, we havenā€™t actually written the climax yet... 1409 01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:23,690 - We're still brainstorming. - Still discussing it, Sir. 1410 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,050 We don't know what happens next. 1411 01:17:25,460 --> 01:17:27,650 By the way, those guys who asked for a ride... 1412 01:17:27,910 --> 01:17:29,760 ...make them policemen. 1413 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,790 - Make it a cop and a thief. - Hey! 1414 01:17:31,830 --> 01:17:33,610 - [Fearful grunt] - Sit still. 1415 01:17:33,790 --> 01:17:34,710 - Yeah, make them cops. - If you make them police... 1416 01:17:34,860 --> 01:17:37,020 ...the tension, the buildup... 1417 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:39,960 - Itā€™ll look incredible on the big screen. - W-We'll do that. 1418 01:17:40,060 --> 01:17:41,380 - Itā€™ll be a real thriller. - [Nervous chuckle] 1419 01:17:41,430 --> 01:17:43,020 - Right. You're absolutely right. - Just a suggestion, of course. 1420 01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:45,830 Don't take it the wrong way. I'm only saying this becauseā€¦ 1421 01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:49,040 Well, Iā€™m a police officer myself, soā€¦ [Grunts] 1422 01:17:50,110 --> 01:17:53,220 - Youā€™re a cop, Sir? - Yeah. Take a look at these cuffs. 1423 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:56,620 - What a sudden twist! - Quite a surprise for me too. 1424 01:18:03,610 --> 01:18:06,120 Tch... My unlucky number again. So? 1425 01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:09,720 This... if you actually make this movieā€¦ 1426 01:18:09,940 --> 01:18:11,040 I guarantee it, itā€™ll be a blockbuster. 1427 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:14,100 - [Hesitates] You said it yourself, Sir. - Said what? 1428 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,720 Superhit. 1429 01:18:15,830 --> 01:18:18,580 "Super Hit"? That's the title? Oh, it definitely will be. 1430 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,870 This guy has been calling incessantly for a while now. 1431 01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:24,620 Hey! Who is this? 1432 01:18:24,850 --> 01:18:26,070 Why do you keep calling? 1433 01:18:26,090 --> 01:18:27,630 After I decline, can't you get it through your head that Iā€™m busy! 1434 01:18:27,830 --> 01:18:29,600 Hey! This is the Commissioner speaking. 1435 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,120 S-Sir... Sorry, Sir! 1436 01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,720 I was just getting so many calls. I thought it was some unknown number, 1437 01:18:33,770 --> 01:18:36,440 a spam call, or some idiot wasting my time, so I hung up, Sir. 1438 01:18:36,590 --> 01:18:39,240 Listen... a car has been stolen from Hubli. 1439 01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:42,040 Oh, boy! A car was stolen from Hubli, Sir? 1440 01:18:42,310 --> 01:18:45,020 Hello! I know youā€™re the ones who stole this car. 1441 01:18:45,210 --> 01:18:47,120 - Now the police are going to find out. - But, brother... 1442 01:18:47,370 --> 01:18:48,790 How did you even know this car was stolen? 1443 01:18:48,930 --> 01:18:50,620 Because Iā€™m the one who stole it first! 1444 01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:53,000 You just stole it after me. Iā€™m the senior thief here. 1445 01:18:53,970 --> 01:18:56,330 Waitā€¦ so the dead body in the trunk belongs to you? 1446 01:18:56,390 --> 01:18:57,070 Dead body? 1447 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,300 Hey, what are you talking about? I have absolutely nothing to do with that! 1448 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,700 - Come on... it's yours. - No, Sir! I don't know a thing about it! 1449 01:19:01,810 --> 01:19:03,270 Iā€™m going to give you the plate number, write it down. 1450 01:19:03,610 --> 01:19:05,310 Quick! Someone give me a pen and paper! 1451 01:19:05,410 --> 01:19:07,070 Pen and paper... Here, Sir, Iā€™ll give it to you. 1452 01:19:07,180 --> 01:19:09,830 [Mutters] Uh.. where is it? Here, Sir. -Hurry. 1453 01:19:10,740 --> 01:19:11,730 Sir, tell me the number. 1454 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:16,020 - KA 09 MH... - K A 0 9 M H... 1455 01:19:16,220 --> 01:19:18,210 - Oh! Thatā€™s our district code. - ...2412. 1456 01:19:18,230 --> 01:19:19,530 2 4 1 2... 1457 01:19:19,730 --> 01:19:22,150 Got it, Sir. And the color? 1458 01:19:22,410 --> 01:19:23,650 - Itā€™s yellow. - Yellow? 1459 01:19:33,030 --> 01:19:34,940 By any means the thief won't escape. 1460 01:19:34,970 --> 01:19:36,640 Sir! This is the car you're looking for. -Hey! Take the pen and let's go! 1461 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,340 They're kidnapping me, come save me, sir! 1462 01:19:38,850 --> 01:19:40,460 2 4 1 2. 1463 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:45,150 Pull over! Move it, quickly! 1464 01:19:45,590 --> 01:19:47,260 Chase that car! Fast! Fast! 1465 01:19:47,420 --> 01:19:49,830 Sir, I promised my girlfriend I wouldn't drive over 40 km/h, Sir. 1466 01:19:50,010 --> 01:19:51,840 You wonā€™t go over 40? Look at this. 1467 01:19:51,940 --> 01:19:54,820 - Sir, why the gun, Sir?! - Iā€™ll shoot you! Drive! 1468 01:20:06,950 --> 01:20:10,340 Hey! Donā€™t stop for anyone. Donā€™t stick your nose in other peopleā€™s business didnā€™t I say that? 1469 01:20:10,380 --> 01:20:12,010 But no, you had to stop for the police. Now look at the mess we're in. 1470 01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,110 Hey, just sit there and be quiet! 1471 01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:15,370 I didnā€™t stop the car. It stopped all by itself! 1472 01:20:15,430 --> 01:20:17,200 It just starts on its own now? What, is it possessed by a ghost? 1473 01:20:17,270 --> 01:20:18,520 Maybe! Who knows? 1474 01:20:18,550 --> 01:20:19,720 [knocking sounds] 1475 01:20:21,770 --> 01:20:23,210 [knocking sounds] 1476 01:20:25,340 --> 01:20:26,700 [knocking sounds] 1477 01:20:30,530 --> 01:20:31,890 [knocking sounds] 1478 01:20:33,890 --> 01:20:35,250 [knocking sounds] 1479 01:20:37,650 --> 01:20:39,010 [knocking sounds] 1480 01:20:47,670 --> 01:20:49,030 [knocking sounds] 1481 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:54,690 Alright, enough with the suspenseful music. Open it up. 1482 01:20:54,790 --> 01:20:55,320 Open it! 1483 01:21:00,870 --> 01:21:02,340 Must be a dinosaur in this trunk... 1484 01:21:03,270 --> 01:21:03,960 [Grunts] 1485 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:06,650 Oh, Mother! [Heavy breathing] 1486 01:21:07,150 --> 01:21:08,210 [Gasps] Who's this? 1487 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:10,550 - Who is this? - Hey! 1488 01:21:11,090 --> 01:21:13,830 Who are you people? Why did you kidnap me?! 1489 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,780 - No, Sir... - Wait, aren't you dead yet? 1490 01:21:16,030 --> 01:21:16,960 Wait, are you the guy who killed him? 1491 01:21:17,060 --> 01:21:19,110 No! Not me. I donā€™t even know who he is. 1492 01:21:19,830 --> 01:21:21,570 [Grunts] 1493 01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:25,090 My car! -Your car? 1494 01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,070 My car! My precious car! 1495 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:29,610 You actually kidnapped me... in my own vehicle? 1496 01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:31,780 Sir, if you donā€™t mind, could you spare me a safety pin? 1497 01:21:31,930 --> 01:21:33,180 - This car belongs to you? - [Mutters] 1498 01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:36,290 [Gasps] This is my lucky charm. 1499 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:37,380 My absolute sweetheart. 1500 01:21:37,410 --> 01:21:39,210 Hello! Listen to me, Sir. This is my car. 1501 01:21:39,570 --> 01:21:41,260 Iā€™ve been the one behind the wheel this whole time. 1502 01:21:41,350 --> 01:21:42,820 If itā€™s really yours, you shouldā€™ve been sitting there. 1503 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,320 By the way, who even are you? 1504 01:21:45,290 --> 01:21:48,590 - My name is L.K.B... - LKB? Whatā€™s that stand for? 1505 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,670 The whole world knows LKB. Donā€™t tell me you donā€™t? 1506 01:21:51,850 --> 01:21:53,010 LKB stands for... 1507 01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,150 Lucky Baskar! 1508 01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:57,470 Alright, Mr. Lucky, why were you sleeping in the trunk then? 1509 01:21:57,910 --> 01:22:01,090 This "lucky" guy was in the trunk because... 1510 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,420 ...of a very complicated story. 1511 01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:04,380 Back in 1995... 1512 01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:07,940 I met a rich man's girl named Dimple at a temple... 1513 01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:09,240 I fell in love and we got married. 1514 01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:11,970 Sir... if you're married, surely you have a safety pin on you? 1515 01:22:12,630 --> 01:22:14,310 Hey! Just find a way to shut him up, man. 1516 01:22:14,490 --> 01:22:15,880 - Stuff him back in the sack. - You do it! 1517 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,590 Her father was Motilal Hosawal. 1518 01:22:19,190 --> 01:22:20,380 A very wealthy man! 1519 01:22:20,890 --> 01:22:23,670 I took all the money from my father-in-law andā€¦ 1520 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:24,780 Let me guess, you invested it? 1521 01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,920 Iā€™m not exactly known for having good intentions. 1522 01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:29,900 Mainly because there isnā€™t a single bad habit I haven't mastered. 1523 01:22:30,010 --> 01:22:31,620 I took all that cash andā€¦ 1524 01:22:31,980 --> 01:22:33,600 ...invested it all at a casino. 1525 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:35,410 I lost everything. 1526 01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:38,380 I thought Iā€™d take one last shot to win it all backā€¦ 1527 01:22:38,690 --> 01:22:42,180 I borrowed money from anyone who would listen. 1528 01:22:43,940 --> 01:22:45,810 - [in unison] And? - And what? 1529 01:22:46,210 --> 01:22:47,800 I lost that money too. 1530 01:22:48,490 --> 01:22:50,260 - Didn't the lenders try to tear you apart? 1531 01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:51,000 Oh, they did. 1532 01:22:51,550 --> 01:22:54,280 They did exactly what youā€™d expect them to do. 1533 01:22:54,310 --> 01:22:59,220 Bhaskar, you may end your life due to lender troubles, 1534 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,520 I took a suicide insurance policy in your name with myself as the beneficiary. 1535 01:23:02,980 --> 01:23:05,500 By God's grace if you die soon, 1536 01:23:05,530 --> 01:23:07,840 at least the insurance check would clear. 1537 01:23:08,060 --> 01:23:11,140 But you just won't die, and I haven't paid back a cent. 1538 01:23:11,490 --> 01:23:14,630 I was handing out bad checks like they were candy. 1539 01:23:14,830 --> 01:23:16,210 I borrowed from everyone in town. 1540 01:23:16,460 --> 01:23:19,510 by paying for the lawsuits by my own pockets, 1541 01:23:19,660 --> 01:23:21,900 Iā€™m basically saving your skin by fighting your legal battles. 1542 01:23:22,070 --> 01:23:23,050 Do you even know why? 1543 01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:25,020 Because that "commission" you took is actually... 1544 01:23:25,150 --> 01:23:27,520 ...the same money you lent me. Yeah, I know. 1545 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,190 And I also know itā€™s unaccounted black money. 1546 01:23:30,590 --> 01:23:31,490 What are you going to do? 1547 01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:33,520 You canā€™t exactly file a police report against me, 1548 01:23:33,690 --> 01:23:36,450 You can't even sue me. But hey, Iā€™m a loyal guy. 1549 01:23:36,590 --> 01:23:38,290 [Laughs] Sooner or later... 1550 01:23:38,390 --> 01:23:40,830 ...your money will find its way back to you. 1551 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,590 Whether the Sabarimala temple is open all year or not... 1552 01:23:44,850 --> 01:23:47,590 ...youā€™re always there wearing your Ayyappa maale. 1553 01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:49,290 We are devotees, man. 1554 01:23:49,510 --> 01:23:51,760 Donā€™t talk trash. Have some respect. 1555 01:23:51,900 --> 01:23:53,590 Look... this money, 1556 01:23:53,650 --> 01:23:56,840 is just like those free cookers politicians hand out during elections. 1557 01:23:56,910 --> 01:23:59,040 Here today, gone tomorrow. 1558 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:02,510 But friendship? Thatā€™s like underwear, you wear it close to the skin. 1559 01:24:02,670 --> 01:24:04,340 It sticks with you. 1560 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:08,500 If you donā€™t return that one crore you owe me within the monthā€¦ 1561 01:24:08,810 --> 01:24:10,380 I will end youā€¦ 1562 01:24:10,490 --> 01:24:13,310 Iā€™ll take the murder charge, go to prison, and be done with it. 1563 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:16,920 Relax, friend. Iā€™ll pay you back before I kick my life's bucket. 1564 01:24:17,130 --> 01:24:19,900 - And when exactly is that? - "When?" Nobody knows the "when." 1565 01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:23,400 Besides, this isnā€™t the right time to be asking or hearing that. 1566 01:24:23,630 --> 01:24:26,520 To pay off everything I already owed... 1567 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:29,700 I just borrowed from a new guy. -[in unison] Damn! 1568 01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:31,310 - Wait, what?! - Brother... 1569 01:24:31,450 --> 01:24:33,560 Look, I canā€™t give you a full crore for this car. 1570 01:24:33,900 --> 01:24:35,340 Iā€™ll give you fifty lakhs... 1571 01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:38,180 Take it or leave it. itā€™s entirely up to you. 1572 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,200 The guy actually thinks my junk car, 1573 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:43,310 is a genuine Lamborghini Urus. What a dimwit. 1574 01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:46,990 [Laughs] No problem. Fifty lakhs is plenty. 1575 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:50,330 Just make sure you pay the interest on time every month. 1576 01:24:50,930 --> 01:24:53,160 [Chuckles] Don't you worry about a thing. 1577 01:24:53,450 --> 01:24:55,800 With the amount of interest I'm paying on this car... 1578 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:58,460 ...youā€™ll be able to build at least ten more skyscrapers. 1579 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:02,050 So you took that money, went to a casino, and blew it all, didnā€™t you? 1580 01:25:02,450 --> 01:25:03,660 Nope. This time, I bet it all on a horse. 1581 01:25:03,990 --> 01:25:05,950 [Laughs] Lost it there too. 1582 01:25:06,310 --> 01:25:06,890 And then? 1583 01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:11,240 Well, David eventually realizes this isnā€™t some high-end German import. 1584 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:12,450 You absolute snake! 1585 01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:15,320 You played me! You passed off this piece of junk as a Porsche! 1586 01:25:15,550 --> 01:25:17,580 You scammed me out of fifty lakhs, you cheat! 1587 01:25:17,710 --> 01:25:20,020 Scammed you? You handed it over yourself! 1588 01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:23,020 If you don't settle the debt and interest within the monthā€¦ 1589 01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:25,910 Iā€™ll douse you in petrol and burn you right inside this car! 1590 01:25:26,090 --> 01:25:27,830 - [Cries in terror] - Iā€™m not letting you go! 1591 01:25:28,150 --> 01:25:30,650 [Stutters] Okay! Okay! Fine, brother. Iā€™ll settle up. 1592 01:25:31,530 --> 01:25:32,110 Thatā€™s basically the gist of it. 1593 01:25:32,140 --> 01:25:33,800 Good grief! How many different people have you borrowed from? 1594 01:25:33,820 --> 01:25:36,060 Thereā€™s no counting how many trees the great Thimmakka planted. 1595 01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:37,370 - And there's no counting his debts either. - [Laughs] 1596 01:25:37,450 --> 01:25:38,340 - Very sharp! - [Chuckles] 1597 01:25:38,420 --> 01:25:39,570 Sir, what happened after that? 1598 01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:41,390 Thenā€¦ 1599 01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:44,380 I went to see a Don "Pint" Padmaraj. 1600 01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:47,120 [Gasps] 1601 01:25:48,740 --> 01:25:51,540 Heyā€¦ he looks exactly like you in this photo. 1602 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:54,020 Not "like" me. That is me. 1603 01:25:54,150 --> 01:25:55,150 [Chuckles] 1604 01:25:55,390 --> 01:25:57,900 Youā€™re planning all this without even telling me? 1605 01:25:58,030 --> 01:26:01,220 Youā€™re supposed to kidnap me, then call up my wife... 1606 01:26:01,430 --> 01:26:05,240 ...and say, "If you want your husband back, itā€™ll cost you one crore." 1607 01:26:05,300 --> 01:26:07,950 Thatā€™s how you blackmail her and secure the cash. 1608 01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:10,440 Sheā€™s crazy about me. 1609 01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:11,900 Sheā€™ll pay up for sure. 1610 01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:13,370 Out of that, eighty lakhs for me, 1611 01:26:13,450 --> 01:26:14,560 and twenty for you. 1612 01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:17,880 According to the plan, they were supposed to kidnap me. 1613 01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,110 How did you guys end up kidnapping me? 1614 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:25,930 This is what happened. 1615 01:26:25,970 --> 01:26:27,340 Even after this much, 1616 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:29,070 youā€™re telling it like itā€™s nothing? 1617 01:26:29,340 --> 01:26:31,170 Lucky Sir, please, the safety pin? 1618 01:26:31,710 --> 01:26:32,510 Who is this guy? 1619 01:26:32,770 --> 01:26:35,000 He says "Give me a pin, give me a pin," over and over! 1620 01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:37,560 - Whatā€™s your deal, man? - Iā€™m a thief, Sir. 1621 01:26:37,650 --> 01:26:39,510 My street name is "Safety Pin" Govinda. 1622 01:26:39,620 --> 01:26:41,120 Well, youā€™re certainly built like a pin. 1623 01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:43,730 That's a weird alias. How did you get stuck with it? 1624 01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:45,680 Back in 1849... 1625 01:26:45,820 --> 01:26:47,270 There was a man named Walter Hunt. 1626 01:26:47,590 --> 01:26:48,010 He invent 1627 01:26:48,170 --> 01:26:50,500 Oh boy! He showed up just as I started my origin story. 1628 01:26:50,530 --> 01:26:52,750 How many times are you going to repeat the same old flashback? 1629 01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:56,380 Excuse me, and who is this new character? 1630 01:26:56,600 --> 01:27:00,210 Assistant Sub-Inspector of Police... Poornachandra! 1631 01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:02,510 [Chuckles] The second they twirl their mustache, 1632 01:27:02,530 --> 01:27:04,250 everyone thinks they're an inspector. 1633 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,480 and weā€™re just expected to buy it. 1634 01:27:05,550 --> 01:27:07,100 Oh! [Trembles in fear] 1635 01:27:09,290 --> 01:27:11,480 What, cat got your tongue now that youā€™ve seen the gun? 1636 01:27:11,690 --> 01:27:14,290 - Bloody LKB. - [Chuckles] Sir... 1637 01:27:14,530 --> 01:27:16,450 - How do you know my name? - What? 1638 01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:18,470 - Is your name actually LKB? - [Chuckles] Yeah! 1639 01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:21,580 [Murmurs] 7... Tch. Another unlucky number. 1640 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:23,820 Sir, that LKB and this LKB are totally different. 1641 01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:26,520 Sir, heā€™s not who you think. It stands for Lucky Baskar. 1642 01:27:26,570 --> 01:27:29,520 Lucky Baskar... that adds up to 6! 1643 01:27:29,700 --> 01:27:31,070 Ah, now youā€™re definitely caught. 1644 01:27:32,450 --> 01:27:33,830 All of you teamed up... 1645 01:27:34,140 --> 01:27:36,620 ...stole this car, stuffed a body in the back, 1646 01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:38,800 cooked up some cinematic sob story, 1647 01:27:38,870 --> 01:27:40,860 and tried to play me for a fool, didn't you? 1648 01:27:40,930 --> 01:27:42,580 They didn't just try, Sir. They succeeded. 1649 01:27:42,630 --> 01:27:43,680 - Heyā€¦ - Itā€™s the truth, Sir. 1650 01:27:43,970 --> 01:27:46,040 Iā€™m not letting a single one of you go. Just wait. 1651 01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:47,380 But I didn't do anything, Sir! 1652 01:27:51,190 --> 01:27:53,920 Sir! Good evening. Sir, about that... 1653 01:27:54,330 --> 01:27:55,090 I found the car, 1654 01:27:55,190 --> 01:27:56,740 Sir matching the exact plate number you gave me. 1655 01:27:57,010 --> 01:27:58,500 - Ello car? - Itā€™s right here, Sir. 1656 01:27:58,680 --> 01:27:59,550 Ello car? 1657 01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:01,530 Yes, Sir. Itā€™s right here in front of me. 1658 01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:03,740 Iā€™m asking you again, is it definitely yellow? 1659 01:28:03,930 --> 01:28:06,160 Thatā€™s right, Sir. Iā€™ve secured the yellow car. 1660 01:28:06,250 --> 01:28:08,720 There should be a black flash drive somewhere inside. Search for it. 1661 01:28:11,310 --> 01:28:12,490 What on earth is he looking for? 1662 01:28:16,430 --> 01:28:17,420 Did you find it? 1663 01:28:18,050 --> 01:28:19,690 Found it, Sir. I have the drive right here. 1664 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,250 Now listen closely... 1665 01:28:21,290 --> 01:28:22,060 Hold on a minute, sir. 1666 01:28:22,090 --> 01:28:24,400 Pay attention to what Iā€™m telling you. Bring it to me immediately. 1667 01:28:24,850 --> 01:28:26,870 - Me, Sir? - Yes, you! 1668 01:28:27,050 --> 01:28:30,130 [Hesitates] Well, Sir-- my wife is pregnant. 1669 01:28:30,470 --> 01:28:32,920 If Iā€™m not there for her, wonā€™t she be upset, Sir? 1670 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:36,260 [Sighs] Whatā€™s on this thing thatā€™s so important anyway, Sir? 1671 01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:38,420 My daughterā€™s certificates are on there. 1672 01:28:38,540 --> 01:28:41,460 Her grade reports and some identity documents, thatā€™s all. 1673 01:28:41,740 --> 01:28:43,950 If you canā€™t make it, send it with someone else. 1674 01:28:44,260 --> 01:28:45,550 Understood, Sir. 1675 01:28:45,830 --> 01:28:47,870 Whoever is delivering the flash drive... 1676 01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:50,360 WhatsApp me his photo and his phone number. 1677 01:28:50,420 --> 01:28:50,890 Will do, Sir. 1678 01:28:51,340 --> 01:28:53,060 And send them to the area near the High Court. 1679 01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:55,380 Our attorney, BNM, will be waiting there. 1680 01:28:55,750 --> 01:28:57,470 Tell the courier to hand the drive directly to him. 1681 01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:58,170 Got it, Sir. 1682 01:28:59,310 --> 01:29:00,500 Hey... hold it right there. 1683 01:29:01,510 --> 01:29:02,290 You too. 1684 01:29:02,590 --> 01:29:04,490 [Chuckles] Sir, Sir... smile for the camera! 1685 01:29:04,990 --> 01:29:07,370 That smile of yours is about to be on the record. 1686 01:29:07,630 --> 01:29:08,390 Wait, mine too, Sir? 1687 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:11,250 Yours? Your face is already on file at the station, buddy. 1688 01:29:11,330 --> 01:29:13,280 Thatā€™s not fair, Sir. The lighting was bad in that one. 1689 01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:14,850 -[Grunts] -Let it be, sir. 1690 01:29:15,630 --> 01:29:19,250 Sir, I've sent the photos of the guys delivering the drive now. 1691 01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:20,910 Please take a look, Sir. Thank you. 1692 01:29:22,230 --> 01:29:23,610 - Catch! - Sir... 1693 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,680 Thereā€™s a lawyer named BNM near the courthouse. 1694 01:29:25,810 --> 01:29:27,180 You must deliver this drive straight to him. 1695 01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:30,180 If I find out youā€™ve tried any funny businessā€¦ 1696 01:29:30,270 --> 01:29:32,340 Iā€™ll beat you senseless, throw you in a cell, and have you breaking rocks. Clear? 1697 01:29:32,410 --> 01:29:33,020 Understood? -Yes sir. 1698 01:29:33,270 --> 01:29:34,610 Yes, sir. -Now get out of here! 1699 01:29:34,790 --> 01:29:35,330 Yes, Sir. 1700 01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:36,920 Sir, can I leave too? 1701 01:29:38,130 --> 01:29:40,590 - Youā€™re still standing here? - What about my car? 1702 01:29:40,630 --> 01:29:43,250 Your car has been impounded. Come to the station to reclaim it. 1703 01:29:44,140 --> 01:29:45,610 - Sir! - Hurry up. 1704 01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:46,190 Ok, sir. 1705 01:29:46,260 --> 01:29:48,880 Bloody hell! Thanks to you lot, Iā€™ve got to go to the station now! 1706 01:29:48,930 --> 01:29:50,290 I should have given you a proper thrashing! 1707 01:29:58,410 --> 01:30:01,010 Who is she? She sounds like she missed her government welfare check, 1708 01:30:01,150 --> 01:30:04,270 calling non-stop, whining that her husband isn't home yet. 1709 01:30:08,590 --> 01:30:10,990 - Hello. - My husband still hasn't come home! 1710 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:14,250 Did I not leave the money in the suitcase? The snacks and the whiskey too? 1711 01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:16,620 I just want my husband back, thatā€™s all. 1712 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:18,130 What kind of woman do you take me for? 1713 01:30:18,230 --> 01:30:20,870 I havenā€™t gone shopping or to the salon without him, and I havenā€™t even touched biryani. 1714 01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:22,840 I havenā€™t gone for walks or had any ice cream. 1715 01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:24,650 I didn't even put on any nail polish! 1716 01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:26,760 [Hindi] I want my husband back. Do you understand? 1717 01:30:26,850 --> 01:30:27,650 [Hindi] Where is he? 1718 01:30:27,750 --> 01:30:29,480 If you donā€™t send him back, Iā€™m filing a police report. 1719 01:30:29,540 --> 01:30:31,010 Iā€™ll see you in jail! 1720 01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:32,780 Good Lord! Youā€™ve turned into a total nightmare. 1721 01:30:32,900 --> 01:30:35,080 I sent your husband off at 5:30 this morning. 1722 01:30:35,110 --> 01:30:36,670 If he isnā€™t there yet, what am I supposed to do? 1723 01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:41,000 Sometimes the server goes down and delivery gets delayed. 1724 01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:43,740 Just hold your horses. Your husband will definitely show up. 1725 01:30:49,060 --> 01:30:51,370 That son of a gunā€¦ that LKB, 1726 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,080 why does he keep calling? 1727 01:30:53,860 --> 01:30:55,730 That swine, he keeps hanging up on me. 1728 01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:04,230 [Grunts] Wait. Iā€™ll deal with him. 1729 01:31:06,100 --> 01:31:07,350 - Hello. - Hello! Hello! 1730 01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:09,860 Hello! You! Where the hell are you? 1731 01:31:10,140 --> 01:31:12,150 Boss! Boss! Take it easy. Don't get worked up. 1732 01:31:12,450 --> 01:31:15,190 "Easy"? Why didnā€™t you idiots kidnap me? 1733 01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:16,660 What happened that day was... 1734 01:31:17,350 --> 01:31:19,970 We stole a car specifically to kidnap you. 1735 01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:34,470 Just like the plan, we kidnapped you. 1736 01:31:54,670 --> 01:31:57,050 But then someone else came along and kidnapped you! 1737 01:32:00,230 --> 01:32:02,380 Then your wife, Dimple... 1738 01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:04,690 talking about crores, mutton, and whiskey... 1739 01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:06,540 ...well, she tempted us. 1740 01:32:06,740 --> 01:32:08,370 - Hello? - Sir! Sir! 1741 01:32:08,650 --> 01:32:10,610 Iā€™ll do whatever you want, Sir. 1742 01:32:10,860 --> 01:32:13,620 Please donā€™t hurt my husband. Just let him go, Sir. 1743 01:32:13,930 --> 01:32:16,200 Just like you asked, Iā€™ve packed 1 crore, 1744 01:32:16,390 --> 01:32:18,180 with 5 quarters of whiskey, 1745 01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:20,350 the meat inside the suitcase, Sir. 1746 01:32:20,530 --> 01:32:22,580 [Hindi] I left it by the gate, Sir. 1747 01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:26,240 Please let him go. Donā€™t lay a finger on my husband. 1748 01:32:26,270 --> 01:32:27,580 [Sobs] Heā€™s the only husband Iā€™ve got, Sir! 1749 01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:29,680 - The money! What about the money?! - We got it, Boss! 1750 01:32:30,030 --> 01:32:31,000 [Laughs] 1751 01:32:31,290 --> 01:32:32,850 Hey! Excellent! Brilliant! 1752 01:32:33,180 --> 01:32:35,220 Alright, weā€™ll split the cash as we agreed. 1753 01:32:35,350 --> 01:32:37,620 Split? What split? 1754 01:32:38,910 --> 01:32:40,880 The whole stash belongs to me. 1755 01:32:41,530 --> 01:32:43,970 - You can go home in one piece now. - What?! 1756 01:32:44,230 --> 01:32:46,230 You... You snake! [Grunts] 1757 01:32:46,940 --> 01:32:49,800 That jerk just hung up on me. Unbelievable! Just unbelievable... 1758 01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:53,830 [Gasps] This turned out exactly like killing a snake only to feed it to an eagle. 1759 01:32:54,630 --> 01:32:56,500 [Sobs] Hey! 1760 01:32:57,570 --> 01:32:58,430 Get up, you! 1761 01:32:58,450 --> 01:32:59,520 What happened, brother? 1762 01:32:59,540 --> 01:33:00,700 Who am I even supposed to share my troubles with? 1763 01:33:02,530 --> 01:33:04,920 Thereā€™s a dhaba on the left just ahead. Weā€™ll eat first. 1764 01:33:23,550 --> 01:33:25,210 - Thatā€™s "Pint" Padmaraj! - Who? 1765 01:33:25,630 --> 01:33:29,080 If you put eyeliner on a wild boar, thatā€™s exactly what he looks like. 1766 01:33:29,590 --> 01:33:31,940 Look, see that curly-haired guy on the left? 1767 01:33:32,630 --> 01:33:35,340 That crook is the one I hired for the hit. 1768 01:33:35,660 --> 01:33:37,600 Every time I call him, he just cuts the line. 1769 01:33:37,710 --> 01:33:39,010 That suitcase heā€™s holding... 1770 01:33:39,230 --> 01:33:41,960 ..itā€™s got one crore inside. Thatā€™s my money. 1771 01:33:42,140 --> 01:33:44,000 One crore! [Gasps] 1772 01:33:44,590 --> 01:33:46,870 You do me a favor, kill him. 1773 01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:49,050 [Joyful grunt] Then youā€™ll get your money back. 1774 01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:49,730 Exactly! 1775 01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,250 Wait, if he kills him, wonā€™t he end up in jail? 1776 01:33:52,370 --> 01:33:53,650 Youā€™ll go to jail too just for suggesting the idea! 1777 01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:55,760 And since weā€™re standing right here, theyā€™ll probably throw us in jail as well. 1778 01:34:16,350 --> 01:34:17,960 Did you actually come looking for me here? 1779 01:34:18,050 --> 01:34:19,910 You keep hanging up on me! 1780 01:34:20,060 --> 01:34:22,280 Listen! Youā€™re the one holding the cash. 1781 01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:23,880 Just give me my share. 1782 01:34:23,960 --> 01:34:25,320 Iā€™ll give you twenty percent... 1783 01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:26,590 Take it and get lost. 1784 01:34:26,660 --> 01:34:29,100 I was about to offer him a massive deal, but... 1785 01:34:29,230 --> 01:34:31,700 [Chuckles] heā€™s obsessed with this petty change. 1786 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,800 Just go, man. I donā€™t want your deal or your money. 1787 01:34:34,860 --> 01:34:35,880 Hey... Hey! Wait a second. 1788 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:37,730 What kind of deal? 1789 01:34:38,020 --> 01:34:39,710 Iā€™ll tell you once you hand over that one crore. 1790 01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:40,390 Fine. 1791 01:34:50,190 --> 01:34:51,780 Brotherā€¦ itā€™s the other way around. 1792 01:34:52,180 --> 01:34:54,840 Helloā€¦ our dear brother here can't actually read. 1793 01:34:56,060 --> 01:34:58,030 He can't read? How embarrassing! 1794 01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:00,360 A bunch of uneducated brutes, 1795 01:35:00,460 --> 01:35:02,750 trying to act like big-shot dons. 1796 01:35:03,180 --> 01:35:03,970 Listen up. 1797 01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:07,050 This pen drive contains proof of the David brothers committing murder, 1798 01:35:07,740 --> 01:35:08,540 and heā€™s the one holding it. 1799 01:35:09,010 --> 01:35:11,630 If you give him that one crore. Seriously, just hand it over. 1800 01:35:12,050 --> 01:35:13,620 Then the pen drive is yours. 1801 01:35:13,990 --> 01:35:17,380 Once the David brothers realize you have that evidence, 1802 01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:20,210 theyā€™ll pay you more money than you can even carry. 1803 01:35:20,460 --> 01:35:23,510 Twenty percent for us, eighty percent for you. Enjoy! 1804 01:35:23,590 --> 01:35:25,950 BOSS! If we give up one crore... 1805 01:35:26,460 --> 01:35:29,100 weā€™ll lock in a hundred-crore deal! 1806 01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:31,430 [Maniacal laughter] 1807 01:35:31,530 --> 01:35:34,220 Well, thereā€™s certainly no shortage of that villainous laughter! 1808 01:35:34,300 --> 01:35:36,170 Take it. The deal is on. 1809 01:35:38,190 --> 01:35:40,850 - A selfie to mark this joyous occasion? - Absolutely! [Vocals in the background] 1810 01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:48,990 "Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1811 01:35:49,670 --> 01:35:51,550 " With a click-clack step, in she walks... " 1812 01:35:51,580 --> 01:35:53,450 " ...the girl from Hubballi " 1813 01:35:53,450 --> 01:35:55,260 " Oh my! That radiant smile " 1814 01:35:55,260 --> 01:35:56,960 " Like ghee poured on a fire " 1815 01:35:57,100 --> 01:35:58,900 " With a click-clack step, in she walks... " 1816 01:35:58,970 --> 01:36:00,810 " ...the girl from Hubballi " 1817 01:36:00,830 --> 01:36:02,580 " Oh my! That radiant smile " 1818 01:36:02,630 --> 01:36:04,500 " Like ghee poured on a fire " 1819 01:36:04,530 --> 01:36:06,380 " She came close and sat beside me " 1820 01:36:06,380 --> 01:36:08,200 " Asked me what my name was " 1821 01:36:08,200 --> 01:36:10,000 " She placed her hand upon my chest " 1822 01:36:10,050 --> 01:36:11,890 " And the rhythm started upā€”just like this " 1823 01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:15,100 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1824 01:36:15,130 --> 01:36:18,780 " Oh man! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1825 01:36:18,820 --> 01:36:22,020 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1826 01:36:22,530 --> 01:36:25,290 " Oh man! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1827 01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:28,320 " dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! " 1828 01:36:29,870 --> 01:36:31,630 " ā€œCome here, Raja,ā€ she teased " 1829 01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:33,510 " While munching on pani puri " 1830 01:36:33,590 --> 01:36:35,310 " ā€œCome here, Veera,ā€ she whispered " 1831 01:36:35,390 --> 01:36:37,190 " While eating butter dosa " 1832 01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:39,070 " What a look sheā€™s got " 1833 01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:40,830 " Like wandering into a mango grove " 1834 01:36:40,980 --> 01:36:42,800 " Like a bat hitting a ball " 1835 01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:44,660 " The beat started in my heart just like this... " 1836 01:36:44,690 --> 01:36:47,850 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1837 01:36:48,350 --> 01:36:52,430 " O boy! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1838 01:36:52,730 --> 01:36:55,910 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1839 01:36:55,930 --> 01:36:59,980 " O boy! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1840 01:37:00,010 --> 01:37:03,180 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1841 01:37:03,210 --> 01:37:05,850 " O boy! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 1842 01:37:05,870 --> 01:37:07,870 " dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! " 1843 01:37:09,390 --> 01:37:10,910 Boss, when you said "payment", 1844 01:37:10,930 --> 01:37:13,530 I had no idea you meant this kind of "payment." 1845 01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:15,360 - That pen drive is right here, Sir. - Hey! 1846 01:37:15,530 --> 01:37:17,520 Where on earth did you get this pen drive? 1847 01:37:17,580 --> 01:37:20,340 - It was... well... - Youā€™re a dead man if you lie to me. 1848 01:37:20,620 --> 01:37:23,270 Tell the truth, brother. Itā€™s the only way we walk out alive. 1849 01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:26,760 I swear on everything. Iā€™ll tell nothing but the truth, even if it kills me. 1850 01:37:31,950 --> 01:37:34,200 It was the biggest deal of my life, so I thought... 1851 01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:36,730 ...Iā€™d take a selfie with him. 1852 01:37:38,590 --> 01:37:40,950 Heā€™s the one who gave me the pen drive, Sir. 1853 01:37:47,310 --> 01:37:49,290 If the pen drive they handed over, 1854 01:37:50,190 --> 01:37:51,660 if it's actually the original. 1855 01:37:51,970 --> 01:37:53,030 then itā€™s game over for me. 1856 01:37:53,630 --> 01:37:55,100 Youā€™ve got to do something. Save me, somehow. 1857 01:37:55,130 --> 01:37:58,360 First things first: let's see what's actually on this drive. 1858 01:38:12,150 --> 01:38:13,380 What a total disaster this has become. 1859 01:38:14,770 --> 01:38:16,860 The one I gave him was a duplicate. 1860 01:38:17,530 --> 01:38:18,580 The real deal is... 1861 01:38:19,260 --> 01:38:20,900 right here with me! 1862 01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:22,370 But to see whatā€™s on this, 1863 01:38:22,740 --> 01:38:24,710 we're gonna need a laptop, right? 1864 01:38:24,730 --> 01:38:26,690 [Laughs] Iā€™ve got an OTG adapter on me! 1865 01:38:27,060 --> 01:38:28,930 Manā€¦ if youā€™d mentioned the "OT" earlier... 1866 01:38:29,310 --> 01:38:32,370 we couldā€™ve had a few rounds before dinner! 1867 01:38:32,440 --> 01:38:34,860 [Grunts in anger] Not the whiskey, you drunk... 1868 01:38:35,060 --> 01:38:37,040 - An OTG connector! - What the hell is that? 1869 01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:38,940 This is an OTG. 1870 01:38:39,510 --> 01:38:40,170 Give it. 1871 01:38:41,180 --> 01:38:42,570 [Grunts] 1872 01:38:46,730 --> 01:38:49,640 Look at this, brother! Look how brutally heā€™s killing him. 1873 01:38:51,060 --> 01:38:53,290 Those crooks played me... 1874 01:38:53,330 --> 01:38:54,930 ...and vanished with every cent. 1875 01:38:55,630 --> 01:38:58,420 How did they figure out youā€™re all such idiots? 1876 01:38:58,570 --> 01:39:00,260 Iā€™ve been hanging around you lot, haven't I? 1877 01:39:00,500 --> 01:39:01,480 It rubbed off on me too. 1878 01:39:01,910 --> 01:39:03,050 This is just my rotten luck. [Grunts] 1879 01:39:03,170 --> 01:39:04,060 [in unison] Cheers! 1880 01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:07,750 Boss! Boss! 1881 01:39:08,630 --> 01:39:11,050 That drive I gave you a minute ago? It wasn't the real one. 1882 01:39:11,070 --> 01:39:12,750 That was a decoy. This is the original. 1883 01:39:14,080 --> 01:39:16,160 Hey! where did this suddenly pop up from? 1884 01:39:16,390 --> 01:39:19,520 It didnā€™t "pop up." Iā€™ve had it the whole time. 1885 01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:21,960 - Who gave you this one? - The same guy, Boss. 1886 01:39:22,100 --> 01:39:24,850 - You mean the drive from earlier? - When did he give a drive earlier, Boss? 1887 01:39:25,030 --> 01:39:25,970 I gave it to you, didn't I? 1888 01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:28,690 You just gave me the same one he gave you! 1889 01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:30,280 Thatā€™s exactly what Iā€™m saying, Boss. 1890 01:39:30,490 --> 01:39:32,590 He thought he was giving me the real one, but he gave me a duplicate. 1891 01:39:32,660 --> 01:39:34,830 So I thought that duplicate was the real one. 1892 01:39:34,860 --> 01:39:36,730 Then, instead of giving you the real one, 1893 01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:38,930 I gave you the duplicate, thinking it was the real one. 1894 01:39:39,060 --> 01:39:41,860 But then you realized the one I gave you wasn't the real one. 1895 01:39:41,910 --> 01:39:45,450 But after I gave you that duplicate thinking it was the real one... 1896 01:39:45,790 --> 01:39:48,700 I realized the one he gave me in the first place was also just a duplicate! 1897 01:39:48,990 --> 01:39:50,590 Argh! Somebody get me a chair! 1898 01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:54,280 Look... first, you claimed you had evidence, 1899 01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:56,640 tried to blackmail us, and then you handed over a pen drive. 1900 01:39:56,670 --> 01:39:57,960 - Am I right? - Yes, Sir. 1901 01:39:58,250 --> 01:40:00,780 - Then what happened? - The "commissioner" paid up. 1902 01:40:00,870 --> 01:40:02,300 Tch! That wasn't a "payment." 1903 01:40:03,090 --> 01:40:04,910 You handed over a fake while claiming it was the original, right? 1904 01:40:04,930 --> 01:40:07,100 - Yes, Sir. - Then what the hell is this one? 1905 01:40:07,340 --> 01:40:09,440 Sir, this is the real original the one he actually gave. 1906 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:11,690 But that one wasn't the real one. It was a fake, Sir. 1907 01:40:11,730 --> 01:40:12,850 [Chuckles] 1908 01:40:13,230 --> 01:40:16,790 Are you really telling me again that itā€™s not the original?! 1909 01:40:16,990 --> 01:40:20,340 Swear on your virginity and tell me which one is the actual original?! 1910 01:40:20,590 --> 01:40:22,450 The one I just handed you, Sir. That is 100% the original. 1911 01:40:22,580 --> 01:40:24,640 Then why couldn't you have just given us this one before?! 1912 01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:27,360 Iā€™m realizing now that this "original" is actually another duplicate. 1913 01:40:27,620 --> 01:40:30,060 - So this isnā€™t the real one either? - No, Sir. 1914 01:40:30,250 --> 01:40:32,400 Thatā€™s what Iā€™ve been trying to tell you this whole time! 1915 01:40:32,610 --> 01:40:34,940 Look at these two drives and just tell us which one is the original. 1916 01:40:34,960 --> 01:40:36,150 You tell us, Sir! 1917 01:40:36,570 --> 01:40:37,320 Ugh! 1918 01:40:38,230 --> 01:40:39,700 I don't understand any of this tech crap. 1919 01:40:41,010 --> 01:40:42,500 Within 24 hours... 1920 01:40:43,390 --> 01:40:44,680 ...this whole mess needs to be resolved. 1921 01:40:55,320 --> 01:40:56,930 - Hello! -I'm the Commissioner. 1922 01:40:57,030 --> 01:40:57,840 Yes, Sir. Go ahead. 1923 01:40:57,920 --> 01:41:00,550 Did ASI Poornachandra hand you a pen drive? 1924 01:41:00,630 --> 01:41:01,660 Yes, Sir. He did. 1925 01:41:01,790 --> 01:41:04,430 Did he give you instructions on who to deliver it to? 1926 01:41:04,590 --> 01:41:06,010 Yes, Sir. He told me to. 1927 01:41:06,040 --> 01:41:09,010 Head to the courthouse and give it to a lawyer named BNM. 1928 01:41:09,130 --> 01:41:12,470 Make absolutely sure that drive gets to him without fail. 1929 01:41:12,530 --> 01:41:13,430 - Understood, Sir. - Good. 1930 01:41:22,330 --> 01:41:23,080 - Hello! - Sir? 1931 01:41:23,570 --> 01:41:24,720 - Listen closely. - Yes, Sir. 1932 01:41:24,750 --> 01:41:25,610 - Iā€™m sending you a number. - Ok. 1933 01:41:26,370 --> 01:41:28,320 - Put a trace on it immediately. - Will do, Sir. 1934 01:41:47,710 --> 01:41:48,240 [Whispers] Hello. 1935 01:41:50,300 --> 01:41:51,710 [Gasps] Iā€™ve secured the pen drive. 1936 01:41:52,710 --> 01:41:53,450 [Sighs] 1937 01:41:54,920 --> 01:41:56,030 The case is as good as won. 1938 01:42:02,390 --> 01:42:04,190 [Satya] Oh no! Where did she go? 1939 01:42:04,780 --> 01:42:06,970 Hey! Davangere. Hey! Wake him up. 1940 01:42:07,990 --> 01:42:09,730 - We're in Davangere! - Brother... 1941 01:42:09,940 --> 01:42:12,000 Buddy, weā€™re in Davangere. Werenā€™t we supposed to be in Bengaluru? 1942 01:42:12,020 --> 01:42:13,770 No, the order was cancelled, so we never left. 1943 01:42:13,840 --> 01:42:15,750 Brother, there was a girl with us. Have you seen her? 1944 01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:18,850 Actually, there were two. Any sign of them? 1945 01:42:19,970 --> 01:42:21,570 [Mutters] Heā€™s a total half-wit and here we are asking him. 1946 01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:22,890 I should just slap myself. 1947 01:42:22,910 --> 01:42:24,600 - Go ahead, slap yourself all you want. - Forget it, man. 1948 01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:27,630 Buddy, she played you. She gave you the slip and vanished. 1949 01:42:29,670 --> 01:42:30,210 Boys... 1950 01:42:30,460 --> 01:42:33,540 If we want to get those "Dabba" brothers off our backs... 1951 01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:36,460 we need to pin it on those "Dhaba" boys. 1952 01:42:36,580 --> 01:42:38,190 Theyā€™re bound to show up here. 1953 01:42:38,580 --> 01:42:40,000 Keep your eyes peeled. 1954 01:42:45,140 --> 01:42:47,350 Excuse me, where can I find Lawyer BNM? 1955 01:42:47,540 --> 01:42:49,600 - Criminal or civil? - Civil. 1956 01:42:49,930 --> 01:42:51,820 The guy who does both is over there. Go on. 1957 01:42:52,150 --> 01:42:54,460 Heā€™s probably waiting behind the compound. 1958 01:42:58,170 --> 01:42:59,340 Letā€™s look. Come on. 1959 01:43:01,130 --> 01:43:02,970 The enemy is here. Stay sharp. 1960 01:43:05,810 --> 01:43:06,590 Hello, Sir. 1961 01:43:07,070 --> 01:43:09,930 The couriers ASI Poornachandra sent have arrived. 1962 01:43:12,820 --> 01:43:15,540 [Satya] Where on earth are we going to find BNM? 1963 01:43:15,910 --> 01:43:18,510 You took my money and handed me a duplicate pen drive, 1964 01:43:18,860 --> 01:43:19,970 You cheated me. 1965 01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:21,820 I'm not letting you get away with this, you crooks. 1966 01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:23,450 Are you talking to me? 1967 01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:25,430 Sorry, brother... but who are you? 1968 01:43:25,540 --> 01:43:27,830 I paid one crore just to take a selfie with you! 1969 01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:30,470 [Laughs, chuckles] 1970 01:43:30,710 --> 01:43:32,390 If youā€™d just asked, weā€™d have given you the selfie for free. 1971 01:43:32,510 --> 01:43:34,130 Anyway, who did you actually give the one crore to? 1972 01:43:34,300 --> 01:43:35,920 To you! Only you! 1973 01:43:36,230 --> 01:43:37,780 To us? One crore? 1974 01:43:38,030 --> 01:43:39,840 I swear on Trump. I gave it to you. Look at this! 1975 01:43:41,360 --> 01:43:42,720 Wait, that guy looks exactly like me! 1976 01:43:46,360 --> 01:43:47,870 Oh my God! Itā€™s my big brother! 1977 01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:50,230 Where did you see him? When? Is he fat or slim now? 1978 01:43:50,260 --> 01:43:52,800 Does he still have hair, or is he bald? Come on, tell me everything! 1979 01:43:53,210 --> 01:43:54,940 Wait, what? Your brother? 1980 01:43:55,140 --> 01:43:56,170 - My long-lost big brother! - Then whoā€™s the one standing next to him? 1981 01:43:56,190 --> 01:43:56,960 Thatā€™s my younger brother. 1982 01:43:57,680 --> 01:43:59,770 Yes... back in 1998. 1983 01:44:00,050 --> 01:44:01,420 When we were kids, my brother and I... 1984 01:44:01,880 --> 01:44:03,400 ...went to Bengaluru to see the Karaga festival. 1985 01:44:04,770 --> 01:44:07,010 In that massive crowd, my brother went missing. 1986 01:44:07,300 --> 01:44:07,750 It was a tragedy. 1987 01:44:08,260 --> 01:44:09,910 I searched for him all night long, but I couldn't find him anywhere. 1988 01:44:12,770 --> 01:44:13,860 It was only the next morning I realized 1989 01:44:14,340 --> 01:44:16,520 he wasn't the one who got lost but I was. 1990 01:44:16,880 --> 01:44:19,120 Hey! Don't get distracted by the story. Come back here. 1991 01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:19,960 Oh man! 1992 01:44:20,200 --> 01:44:21,800 We had a real family, Sir. 1993 01:44:22,190 --> 01:44:24,330 And that family even had a family theme song. 1994 01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:25,510 Which song is that? 1995 01:44:25,630 --> 01:44:32,630 " [Song: "Jenina gudu naavella" ā€“ Habba] " 1996 01:44:34,030 --> 01:44:35,850 Hey, boys, over here. 1997 01:44:38,330 --> 01:44:39,440 Yes, Boss! 1998 01:44:40,440 --> 01:44:43,730 Take this pen drive to the Commissioner and tell him itā€™s from me. 1999 01:44:44,050 --> 01:44:45,710 But Boss, couldnā€™t you just give it yourself? 2000 01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:48,760 [Chuckles] Iā€™ve already delivered it to him once and collected the payment. 2001 01:44:49,410 --> 01:44:50,830 - Just go, deliver it, and get back here. - You got it, Boss. 2002 01:44:50,860 --> 01:44:53,220 - Make sure he knows I sent it. - Consider it done, Boss. 2003 01:44:53,940 --> 01:44:55,680 This plan is definitely going to work. 2004 01:44:56,020 --> 01:44:58,030 - What's up? - Iā€™m here to see the Officer. 2005 01:44:59,180 --> 01:44:59,960 Why? 2006 01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:02,350 I have to hand over this pen drive to him and let him know it's from me. 2007 01:45:02,370 --> 01:45:03,730 Give it to me. I'll take care of it. 2008 01:45:03,750 --> 01:45:05,350 Donā€™t forget! You have to tell him specifically that I gave it. 2009 01:45:05,580 --> 01:45:06,790 Yeah, yeah. Give it here. 2010 01:45:06,890 --> 01:45:07,630 Fine, alright. 2011 01:45:07,890 --> 01:45:09,140 Keep me posted over the call. 2012 01:45:10,140 --> 01:45:12,500 BNM, why are you looking so stressed? 2013 01:45:12,590 --> 01:45:14,230 Sir... well... 2014 01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:17,590 The guys ASI Poornachandra sent are already here, Sir. 2015 01:45:17,900 --> 01:45:20,200 I've got some great news for you. Listen. 2016 01:45:20,260 --> 01:45:22,110 They showed up, and I've already sent them off. 2017 01:45:22,140 --> 01:45:23,230 They handed me the pen drive. 2018 01:45:23,470 --> 01:45:24,460 This is the one right here. 2019 01:45:24,480 --> 01:45:26,280 - [Laughs] - How about that? 2020 01:45:26,340 --> 01:45:28,920 Sirā€¦ weā€™ve finally got the pen drive! 2021 01:45:29,030 --> 01:45:31,670 Oh my! Sir, youā€™ve saved my reputation. 2022 01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:35,110 Because of this drive, I was trapped in a life-or-death situation. 2023 01:45:35,310 --> 01:45:38,550 Youā€™ve rescued me, Sir. I love you! [Kisses] 2024 01:45:53,470 --> 01:45:55,060 - Madhu? - Ahalya? 2025 01:45:55,220 --> 01:45:57,800 Iā€™m neither Madhu nor Ahalya. 2026 01:45:58,090 --> 01:45:59,180 - Then who? - Yeah, then who? 2027 01:45:59,800 --> 01:46:00,480 Apsara. 2028 01:46:01,620 --> 01:46:04,020 David isn't our father, as you guys assumed. 2029 01:46:04,460 --> 01:46:06,090 And D'souza isn't my uncle. 2030 01:46:06,180 --> 01:46:07,970 Where did we get that idea? You were the one who told us! 2031 01:46:08,280 --> 01:46:10,490 I lost my parents when I was just a kid. 2032 01:46:10,930 --> 01:46:12,760 I was raised in an orphanage, 2033 01:46:12,860 --> 01:46:14,100 and BNM brought me up. 2034 01:46:14,550 --> 01:46:15,790 Biligiri Nanjundappa Mangala. 2035 01:46:21,260 --> 01:46:23,480 Sheā€™s my mother. My God! 2036 01:46:23,980 --> 01:46:25,090 A legendary High Court lawyer. 2037 01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:31,710 I had a burning desire to follow in her footsteps and become a famous advocate. 2038 01:46:32,400 --> 01:46:35,550 Thatā€™s why, after I finished my studies, I went to her and said... 2039 01:46:35,650 --> 01:46:37,380 Mom, I want to join you as a junior. 2040 01:46:37,610 --> 01:46:39,270 She told me to go up against those "Big Brothers"... 2041 01:46:39,810 --> 01:46:41,450 and bring back solid evidence first. 2042 01:46:41,640 --> 01:46:43,290 Only then would she take me on. 2043 01:46:43,540 --> 01:46:46,290 So, I joined the Big Brothers' inner circle as a personal secretary. 2044 01:46:53,820 --> 01:46:56,570 For six months, I searched everywhere, day and night. 2045 01:46:57,040 --> 01:46:58,860 Davidā€™s private room, his office... 2046 01:46:59,150 --> 01:47:00,810 I just couldn't find what I needed. 2047 01:47:08,190 --> 01:47:10,880 Then David invited everyone to his birthday bash. 2048 01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:14,430 I knew his entire network would be gathered there. 2049 01:47:25,050 --> 01:47:28,020 I was certain Iā€™d find some clue about that pen drive. 2050 01:47:28,450 --> 01:47:31,630 Thatā€™s when I discovered that the video of the Big Brothers murdering Ramesh, 2051 01:47:32,090 --> 01:47:35,390 was on a pen drive and that drive was currently with BNM. 2052 01:47:35,680 --> 01:47:36,640 Somehow... 2053 01:47:36,850 --> 01:47:39,850 the Big Brothers found out what I was really after. 2054 01:47:41,990 --> 01:47:44,320 They sent a pack of thugs to take me out. 2055 01:47:45,270 --> 01:47:47,650 Once I realized they were onto me, I made a run for it. 2056 01:47:53,290 --> 01:47:54,760 But they were right on my heels. 2057 01:47:54,910 --> 01:47:56,710 While I was looking for an escape, 2058 01:47:56,780 --> 01:47:59,060 you were pulling out in your car, so I jumped in. 2059 01:47:59,150 --> 01:48:01,770 As it turns out, at that very party... 2060 01:48:01,820 --> 01:48:05,590 ...Bhupathi and his MD were meeting the Minister to discuss their deals. 2061 01:48:06,420 --> 01:48:09,610 And you had come to see the Hubballi MLAā€™s personal assistant. 2062 01:48:10,090 --> 01:48:11,950 I saw both of you there. 2063 01:48:12,890 --> 01:48:15,350 But at the time, I didn't actually know who you were. 2064 01:48:16,430 --> 01:48:19,140 Okay, but what was all that talk about the Minister, his son, and the marriage? 2065 01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:23,090 While David was busy with the Minister, his son was trying to hit on me. 2066 01:48:23,390 --> 01:48:24,900 It was getting on my nerves. 2067 01:48:25,570 --> 01:48:29,000 And that day, leaving the dhaba, why did you vanish without a word? 2068 01:48:29,110 --> 01:48:31,250 I only found out later, when Lucky Baskar mentioned it in the woods. 2069 01:48:31,530 --> 01:48:34,270 That car was with Davidā€™s personal lawyer, BNM. 2070 01:48:34,820 --> 01:48:36,350 Because he had left it in the car... 2071 01:48:36,490 --> 01:48:38,430 ...ASI Poornachandra managed to find the pen drive. 2072 01:48:38,780 --> 01:48:40,690 I went through so much trouble just for that. 2073 01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:44,660 I was terrified that with all your clumsy antics, the drive would get lost. 2074 01:48:44,840 --> 01:48:48,540 So, I took the pen drive from you without asking and made my escape. 2075 01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:51,420 Now, Iā€™m the one arguing this case. 2076 01:48:53,150 --> 01:48:54,280 All the best, Miss Madhu. 2077 01:48:54,660 --> 01:48:56,860 [Mutters] No... no... Miss Ahalya. 2078 01:48:57,200 --> 01:48:59,830 No... wait! Miss Up-sara. Actually, Miss Apsara. 2079 01:49:00,500 --> 01:49:01,760 Eh, whatever your name is! 2080 01:49:02,160 --> 01:49:05,050 A daughter to your mother. A sweetheart to Satya. 2081 01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:08,210 A spy for David D'souza. And now a lawyer. 2082 01:49:08,280 --> 01:49:10,520 You played all those roles perfectly by yourself. 2083 01:49:10,540 --> 01:49:11,400 You're amazing. 2084 01:49:11,630 --> 01:49:14,400 This is your first case, and with the truth on your side, youā€™ll definitely win. 2085 01:49:14,430 --> 01:49:16,110 Good luck, and I wish you all the best for the future. 2086 01:49:16,480 --> 01:49:19,250 When you vanished like that, I thought youā€™d just dumped me, 2087 01:49:19,470 --> 01:49:22,020 and that you were just playing with my heart. 2088 01:49:22,060 --> 01:49:22,920 I felt completely broken. 2089 01:49:23,130 --> 01:49:25,560 Iā€™m so sorry for leaving without telling you. 2090 01:49:26,140 --> 01:49:30,080 Honestly, rather than someone who gives me a rose once a year on Valentine's Day... 2091 01:49:30,700 --> 01:49:33,370 I want a man whoā€™ll bring home coriander and curry leaves every day. 2092 01:49:34,020 --> 01:49:35,570 And I want that man to be you. 2093 01:49:35,750 --> 01:49:37,080 What about me? 2094 01:49:37,210 --> 01:49:38,480 Hey! -Oh! You! [Chuckles] 2095 01:49:40,050 --> 01:49:40,810 Me! 2096 01:49:52,290 --> 01:49:55,550 Against David and Dā€™Souza, famously known as the ā€˜Big Brothersā€™, 2097 01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:57,330 the murder trial of Ramesh is currently underway. 2098 01:49:57,640 --> 01:49:59,640 It has now reached its final stage. 2099 01:50:03,480 --> 01:50:06,070 The Ramesh missing person case has taken a massive twist. 2100 01:50:06,090 --> 01:50:07,980 A key eyewitness has been found. 2101 01:50:12,330 --> 01:50:14,380 They will attend the trial today, 2102 01:50:14,800 --> 01:50:19,770 and testify in open court; that is the word on the street. 2103 01:50:22,490 --> 01:50:24,080 If that happens, 2104 01:50:24,530 --> 01:50:28,710 it's certain that David and Dā€™Souza will spend the rest of their lives in jail. 2105 01:50:43,100 --> 01:50:44,960 Whatā€™s up, Mango? How are you doing? 2106 01:50:45,010 --> 01:50:47,400 Iā€™m doing well, David. And you? 2107 01:50:47,990 --> 01:50:49,960 I was fine until now... 2108 01:50:50,290 --> 01:50:52,120 but everything is in your hands now. [Chuckles] 2109 01:50:53,080 --> 01:50:57,440 David, no one is above the law. 2110 01:50:58,830 --> 01:51:01,890 It applies equally to those in Parliament and those selling popcorn. 2111 01:51:05,110 --> 01:51:06,590 Sir, who is he? 2112 01:51:07,750 --> 01:51:08,530 Mango... 2113 01:51:09,480 --> 01:51:10,600 "Malgudi" Mango. 2114 01:51:10,730 --> 01:51:11,200 What does that mean? 2115 01:51:12,320 --> 01:51:15,910 His real name is Maavinkere Mallayya. 2116 01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:17,760 Out in the field... 2117 01:51:18,840 --> 01:51:20,860 heā€™s legendary as Malgudi Mango. 2118 01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:22,570 How do you know him, sir? 2119 01:51:23,140 --> 01:51:25,100 Back in 1995... 2120 01:51:25,260 --> 01:51:26,790 at Hindalaga jail... 2121 01:51:27,300 --> 01:51:30,770 we shared the same cell and ate from the same plate. 2122 01:51:42,910 --> 01:51:44,070 Is he really a judge, sir? 2123 01:51:44,420 --> 01:51:45,480 Not just you, 2124 01:51:45,950 --> 01:51:48,200 nobody would ever guess heā€™s a judge, right? 2125 01:51:48,470 --> 01:51:50,870 So the judgment will go in our favor, wonā€™t it? 2126 01:51:51,140 --> 01:51:53,060 Yeah, I asked him the same thing. 2127 01:51:55,190 --> 01:51:58,370 Whether it's a brother, a mother, or a daughter... 2128 01:51:58,870 --> 01:52:00,590 justice remains the same for all. 2129 01:52:01,940 --> 01:52:07,290 So, BNM, regarding this case, there are rumors of an eyewitness. 2130 01:52:08,030 --> 01:52:09,010 What's the matter? 2131 01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:10,510 Your Honor... 2132 01:52:11,180 --> 01:52:13,160 first of all, this isnā€™t even a case. 2133 01:52:13,730 --> 01:52:16,180 If there are no witnesses, 2134 01:52:16,270 --> 01:52:18,030 how can there be an eyewitness, my Lord? 2135 01:52:18,190 --> 01:52:20,910 They donā€™t even know who Ramesh is. 2136 01:52:21,320 --> 01:52:23,640 So how could my clients have murdered him? 2137 01:52:23,900 --> 01:52:25,710 This is an open-and-shut case. 2138 01:52:25,990 --> 01:52:28,820 I request the court to dismiss the case 2139 01:52:29,180 --> 01:52:33,360 and declare my clients innocent. 2140 01:52:33,460 --> 01:52:34,730 Objection, Your Honor! 2141 01:52:36,900 --> 01:52:37,670 And who are you? 2142 01:52:39,200 --> 01:52:41,080 Iā€™m Apsara, daughter of BNM. 2143 01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:43,130 Under the guidance of my senior advocate, 2144 01:52:43,270 --> 01:52:46,090 I will be arguing this case, Your Honor. 2145 01:52:46,440 --> 01:52:48,020 No one is "family" to the law. 2146 01:52:48,230 --> 01:52:50,380 Everyone is equal in this court. 2147 01:52:50,610 --> 01:52:53,800 In this battle between justice and injustice, 2148 01:52:53,890 --> 01:52:56,020 - [Gasps] Always-- - Wow! Woah! 2149 01:52:56,320 --> 01:52:57,850 Stick to the case, Miss. 2150 01:52:58,300 --> 01:53:00,410 Save the drama for your kitchen. 2151 01:53:00,760 --> 01:53:03,550 Your Honor, even if a hundred innocents go free, 2152 01:53:03,910 --> 01:53:06,240 not a single criminal should escape. 2153 01:53:06,830 --> 01:53:09,010 Is that so? I had no idea. 2154 01:53:09,400 --> 01:53:10,320 Step up to the bench. 2155 01:53:12,020 --> 01:53:13,580 - Sir? - Which college? 2156 01:53:13,730 --> 01:53:16,510 [Mutters] College... -Oh! 2157 01:53:16,870 --> 01:53:18,260 I assumed you cheated on your exams, 2158 01:53:18,350 --> 01:53:20,650 passed, and just showed up in a robe. 2159 01:53:22,750 --> 01:53:25,470 [Whispers] Sir, Iā€™ve seen every episode of Mayamruga. 2160 01:53:25,580 --> 01:53:26,900 - [Mutters] - Ah... 2161 01:53:27,090 --> 01:53:30,080 This is my last case, Miss. Iā€™m being transferred tomorrow. 2162 01:53:30,110 --> 01:53:31,690 Oh my! Sir, this is my first case. 2163 01:53:32,050 --> 01:53:33,790 Oh! I can tell. 2164 01:53:34,000 --> 01:53:37,020 If you want to punish a real criminal, 2165 01:53:37,130 --> 01:53:40,980 stop the film dialogues and start citing sections. 2166 01:53:41,370 --> 01:53:42,090 Otherwise, itā€™ll be a problem for me. 2167 01:53:42,970 --> 01:53:45,390 Alright, sir. Watch this. 2168 01:53:47,080 --> 01:53:49,720 Your Honor, regarding this case, 2169 01:53:50,060 --> 01:53:54,680 I request permission to question David and Dā€™Souza. 2170 01:53:54,850 --> 01:53:56,920 - Permission granted. - Thank you, Your Honor. 2171 01:53:59,410 --> 01:54:00,810 - Your name? - David. 2172 01:54:01,090 --> 01:54:02,680 - And yours? - D'Souza. 2173 01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:05,130 - Your relation to him? - Iā€™m his elder brother. 2174 01:54:05,970 --> 01:54:08,080 - And your relation to him? - Iā€™m his younger brother. 2175 01:54:08,760 --> 01:54:10,960 So, youā€™re blood relatives. 2176 01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:12,350 Yes. 2177 01:54:12,530 --> 01:54:13,610 Whatā€™s your blood group? 2178 01:54:14,010 --> 01:54:14,950 B negative. 2179 01:54:15,610 --> 01:54:17,680 - And yours? - Mine is also B negative. 2180 01:54:19,450 --> 01:54:20,610 Thatā€™s all, Your Honor. 2181 01:54:21,170 --> 01:54:22,250 Case closed. 2182 01:54:22,900 --> 01:54:25,270 These are the men who killed Ramesh. 2183 01:54:25,590 --> 01:54:27,260 Objection, Your Honor! 2184 01:54:27,970 --> 01:54:30,050 To decide they are 2185 01:54:30,400 --> 01:54:32,640 murderers based solely on blood group... 2186 01:54:32,750 --> 01:54:35,640 Sheā€™s just cooking up fantasies against my clients! 2187 01:54:35,750 --> 01:54:38,270 [Stutters] Sorry... I mean defaming them, lawyer-- 2188 01:54:38,390 --> 01:54:39,280 Your Honor. 2189 01:54:39,390 --> 01:54:41,930 Your Honor, they are blood relatives. 2190 01:54:42,230 --> 01:54:44,960 And B negative at that! Their blood group proves it, 2191 01:54:45,090 --> 01:54:47,130 they have negative thoughts and perform 2192 01:54:47,460 --> 01:54:49,480 negative acts against society! 2193 01:54:50,060 --> 01:54:50,720 So youā€™re saying... 2194 01:54:51,120 --> 01:54:54,830 everyone with a negative blood group is a criminal? 2195 01:54:54,990 --> 01:54:56,030 Stop diverting! 2196 01:54:56,190 --> 01:54:58,240 Don't talk about serving chicken while eating Chiroti 2197 01:54:58,360 --> 01:55:00,000 I don't even like chicken. 2198 01:55:00,190 --> 01:55:01,410 Iā€™m a pure vegetarian. 2199 01:55:01,490 --> 01:55:03,370 Your Honor, do you like chicken? 2200 01:55:03,530 --> 01:55:05,140 Stop annoying me! 2201 01:55:05,570 --> 01:55:07,480 Sheā€™s making a point. Listen to her. 2202 01:55:09,640 --> 01:55:10,700 And for lunch later... 2203 01:55:12,480 --> 01:55:13,420 order masala dosa from Janardana Hotel. 2204 01:55:13,490 --> 01:55:14,290 Understood, my Lord. 2205 01:55:14,850 --> 01:55:18,880 My Lord, what she is saying has no connection to Ramesh's murder case. 2206 01:55:19,640 --> 01:55:21,940 Itā€™s all connected, Your Honor. 2207 01:55:22,240 --> 01:55:25,000 Just like bell-bottoms match a long-collar shirt! 2208 01:55:25,260 --> 01:55:27,570 Like fish are connected to the ocean they swim in! 2209 01:55:27,870 --> 01:55:32,050 Rameshā€™s murder is linked to the David Dā€™Souza gang! 2210 01:55:32,290 --> 01:55:34,350 You two killed Ramesh! 2211 01:55:34,480 --> 01:55:35,430 Objection, my Lord! 2212 01:55:36,110 --> 01:55:39,860 Lawyer Apsara is confusing my clients. 2213 01:55:40,350 --> 01:55:43,420 I will prove their innocence right now. 2214 01:55:43,510 --> 01:55:45,410 I request permission to call a witness. 2215 01:55:45,610 --> 01:55:46,940 Who do you wish to question? 2216 01:55:47,060 --> 01:55:48,060 Malathi Ramesh! 2217 01:55:48,460 --> 01:55:50,530 The wife of the murdered Ramesh. 2218 01:55:50,680 --> 01:55:52,000 Objection, Your Honor. 2219 01:55:52,250 --> 01:55:53,790 My colleague BNM, 2220 01:55:54,170 --> 01:55:55,580 himself said that... 2221 01:55:56,230 --> 01:55:57,960 Ramesh was being murdered. 2222 01:55:58,570 --> 01:56:00,840 What better witness do we need? 2223 01:56:00,910 --> 01:56:03,900 Your Honor, I am referring to him being missing. 2224 01:56:03,950 --> 01:56:04,880 Watch your words. 2225 01:56:05,050 --> 01:56:07,690 Donā€™t sacrifice the facts for the sake of a rhyme. 2226 01:56:07,800 --> 01:56:08,690 Sorry, Your Honor. 2227 01:56:10,870 --> 01:56:11,450 Your name? 2228 01:56:11,690 --> 01:56:12,820 Malathi Ramesh, sir. 2229 01:56:13,140 --> 01:56:14,580 And who is Ramesh to you? 2230 01:56:14,670 --> 01:56:15,250 Who is he? 2231 01:56:15,400 --> 01:56:17,730 He is my husband and I am his wife, sir. 2232 01:56:17,970 --> 01:56:19,770 Where did you get married? 2233 01:56:20,190 --> 01:56:22,590 At Annamma Temple in Majestic, sir. 2234 01:56:22,750 --> 01:56:23,710 Objection, Your Honor! 2235 01:56:24,370 --> 01:56:26,070 What band played at the wedding? 2236 01:56:26,360 --> 01:56:28,090 Who cooked? Who did the makeup? 2237 01:56:28,420 --> 01:56:31,850 Did the blouse match? Was it masala dosa or puri? 2238 01:56:32,000 --> 01:56:33,320 Why wasnā€™t the gulab jamun round? 2239 01:56:33,530 --> 01:56:35,070 By asking such silly questions, 2240 01:56:35,480 --> 01:56:37,620 it's a complete waste of court's time, Your Honor! 2241 01:56:38,270 --> 01:56:40,450 There is a point to this, Your Honor! 2242 01:56:40,850 --> 01:56:41,470 Continue, Madam. 2243 01:56:41,780 --> 01:56:43,980 Where did you last see your husband? 2244 01:56:44,180 --> 01:56:46,060 On that day, we... 2245 01:56:46,320 --> 01:56:46,920 [Sobs] 2246 01:56:47,440 --> 01:56:50,240 had a small fight over the electricity bill, sir. 2247 01:56:51,310 --> 01:56:52,670 He left in a rage... 2248 01:56:52,880 --> 01:56:54,420 and he never came back. 2249 01:56:54,570 --> 01:56:57,640 Over a simple utility bill, 2250 01:56:57,850 --> 01:56:59,700 this man left his home. 2251 01:57:00,120 --> 01:57:01,590 due to electricity bill, 2252 01:57:01,900 --> 01:57:03,390 due to naggine wife, 2253 01:57:03,530 --> 01:57:05,220 a husband went to committed suicide! 2254 01:57:05,550 --> 01:57:10,130 The plight of tortured husbands like me 2255 01:57:10,250 --> 01:57:12,860 I'll argue some other time, your honor. 2256 01:57:14,010 --> 01:57:15,900 My clients are innocent! 2257 01:57:16,110 --> 01:57:18,390 They are guiltless, pious men. 2258 01:57:18,550 --> 01:57:20,710 They have made many people pregnant-- [hesitates] 2259 01:57:21,110 --> 01:57:23,070 No! No! they've made a name for themselves! Sorry, sir. 2260 01:57:23,210 --> 01:57:24,910 You must let them go, Your Honor. 2261 01:57:25,140 --> 01:57:27,080 Prosecution, do you have anything to add? 2262 01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:28,850 Yes! Yes, Your Honor. 2263 01:57:29,050 --> 01:57:31,560 According to Section 501... 2264 01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:33,160 ...258 C. [Gasps] 2265 01:57:33,180 --> 01:57:34,060 Step up to the bench. 2266 01:57:35,460 --> 01:57:35,940 Okay, sir. 2267 01:57:36,020 --> 01:57:38,210 Donā€™t give me the numbers of the buses you take. 2268 01:57:38,280 --> 01:57:40,460 State actual legal sections if youā€™ve actually read any. 2269 01:57:41,620 --> 01:57:42,420 Understood, sir. 2270 01:57:46,290 --> 01:57:46,880 Your Honor... 2271 01:57:47,170 --> 01:57:51,510 I have undeniable proof that they murdered Ramesh. 2272 01:57:52,270 --> 01:57:53,240 This pen drive! 2273 01:57:57,400 --> 01:58:01,580 I request the court to play this video, Your Honor. 2274 01:58:01,860 --> 01:58:03,450 You couldn't have provided this earlier? 2275 01:58:03,690 --> 01:58:05,470 Since it was my first day... 2276 01:58:05,620 --> 01:58:07,450 I wanted to build up to it with some dialogue, 2277 01:58:07,500 --> 01:58:08,990 and present it later... 2278 01:58:09,090 --> 01:58:10,180 Fine, play it. 2279 01:58:13,290 --> 01:58:16,790 I never thought my life would end up like this. 2280 01:58:17,090 --> 01:58:18,600 Everything was perfect. 2281 01:58:20,650 --> 01:58:21,560 A good mother. 2282 01:58:21,700 --> 01:58:23,920 A cute puppy. We had one then, but not now. 2283 01:58:24,210 --> 01:58:26,890 But rummy ruined everything. 2284 01:58:27,660 --> 01:58:28,660 Game of Rummy, 2285 01:58:28,930 --> 01:58:31,060 it destroyed my life. 2286 01:58:31,240 --> 01:58:32,880 Please, sir, give me a job. 2287 01:58:32,910 --> 01:58:36,090 Weā€™ll pray for you with every meal, sir. Please. 2288 01:58:37,160 --> 01:58:38,980 My father died when I was very little. 2289 01:58:39,240 --> 01:58:40,890 Tch! No emotion. Start over. 2290 01:58:45,410 --> 01:58:47,150 My father died when I was very little. 2291 01:58:47,820 --> 01:58:50,310 I was just a very child when he passed away. 2292 01:58:51,250 --> 01:58:54,250 Since then, my mother raised me by washing dishes. 2293 01:58:55,700 --> 01:58:57,240 Look at this poverty. 2294 01:58:57,730 --> 01:58:58,980 How much this good man is suffering. 2295 01:59:04,420 --> 01:59:05,140 Never mind. 2296 01:59:05,330 --> 01:59:07,520 I canā€™t bear to see it. Thatā€™s why Iā€™m outside. 2297 01:59:07,980 --> 01:59:08,880 You are powerful people. 2298 01:59:08,900 --> 01:59:11,150 If you can get me a small government job, 2299 01:59:11,620 --> 01:59:13,570 my mother and I can have a three proper meals a day. 2300 01:59:13,710 --> 01:59:14,280 Please. 2301 01:59:15,080 --> 01:59:15,920 This is our proverty 2302 01:59:15,950 --> 01:59:17,160 Itā€™s completely torn. 2303 01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:19,350 Please, any job will do, sir. 2304 01:59:19,670 --> 01:59:20,100 Please! 2305 01:59:20,520 --> 01:59:20,950 Please! 2306 01:59:20,970 --> 01:59:22,010 What is this, Boss? 2307 01:59:22,110 --> 01:59:25,070 Before you even marry and become her husband, 2308 01:59:25,110 --> 01:59:26,460 sheā€™s already planning your funeral. 2309 01:59:26,500 --> 01:59:29,250 Your love story is going to end as a crime story. 2310 01:59:29,280 --> 01:59:29,980 Alas! 2311 01:59:30,260 --> 01:59:30,930 O boy! 2312 01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:32,510 Sheā€™s going to make this a problem for me. Come. 2313 01:59:33,510 --> 01:59:36,000 Wait, why are you watching my biography like this? 2314 01:59:36,220 --> 01:59:38,090 Isnā€™t this the pen drive from ASI Poornachandra? 2315 01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:39,050 Miss Apsara... 2316 01:59:39,180 --> 01:59:40,250 That is my pen drive. 2317 01:59:40,920 --> 01:59:43,390 You stole the wrong one! 2318 01:59:43,590 --> 01:59:44,440 Drat! 2319 01:59:44,500 --> 01:59:45,950 Then where is the actual pendrive> 2320 01:59:47,290 --> 01:59:48,710 What did you give me? The one that was poking you? 2321 01:59:49,250 --> 01:59:51,500 Thatā€™s mine. And itā€™s as useless as you are. 2322 01:59:52,730 --> 01:59:54,970 Your Honor, instead of showing a witness... 2323 01:59:55,070 --> 01:59:57,480 ...sheā€™s playing irrelevant videos! 2324 01:59:57,610 --> 02:00:00,320 Sheā€™s wasting the courtā€™s precious time, My Lord. 2325 02:00:00,480 --> 02:00:01,420 Miss Apsara! 2326 02:00:01,650 --> 02:00:03,430 You promised proof, and yet... 2327 02:00:03,850 --> 02:00:06,730 you show a boy in front of a shack? 2328 02:00:07,040 --> 02:00:07,640 What's this? 2329 02:00:07,720 --> 02:00:11,250 I have the proof, Your Honor. But the drives were swapped. 2330 02:00:11,330 --> 02:00:12,360 Give me 2 minutes. 2331 02:00:12,520 --> 02:00:14,310 [Whispers] Mom... what do we do now? 2332 02:00:14,340 --> 02:00:16,210 We canā€™t waste time during an argument. 2333 02:00:16,370 --> 02:00:17,510 Then weā€™ll go get the drive! 2334 02:00:17,540 --> 02:00:18,280 No! No! No! 2335 02:00:18,490 --> 02:00:19,930 Mom! You go and search for it. 2336 02:00:20,010 --> 02:00:21,910 Iā€™ll stall with these two. 2337 02:00:22,080 --> 02:00:23,060 With us two. -Okay. 2338 02:00:23,790 --> 02:00:24,790 What are you whispering? 2339 02:00:24,990 --> 02:00:27,740 Are you going to let us in on the conversation? 2340 02:00:27,880 --> 02:00:28,430 Your Honor... 2341 02:00:28,610 --> 02:00:31,220 There are still two witnesses left. 2342 02:00:31,560 --> 02:00:34,150 I request they be questioned. 2343 02:00:34,430 --> 02:00:35,150 Proceed. 2344 02:00:35,670 --> 02:00:36,640 Come, let's manage. 2345 02:00:36,770 --> 02:00:38,030 You, get up here fast. 2346 02:00:38,850 --> 02:00:39,370 Us? 2347 02:00:39,390 --> 02:00:39,920 [GASPS] 2348 02:00:40,380 --> 02:00:42,620 If we tell a made-up story to a judge... 2349 02:00:43,570 --> 02:00:47,170 and they catch us lying and wasting his time, 2350 02:00:47,250 --> 02:00:48,080 will they let us off easy? 2351 02:01:09,890 --> 02:01:11,470 Enough with the formalities get to the point. 2352 02:01:12,180 --> 02:01:12,970 Your Honor... 2353 02:01:13,360 --> 02:01:16,050 Play that video from earlier one more time. 2354 02:01:19,030 --> 02:01:20,650 My father died when I was very little. 2355 02:01:23,850 --> 02:01:24,890 Fast-forward it slightly. 2356 02:01:26,010 --> 02:01:26,800 Stop! Stop! 2357 02:01:27,930 --> 02:01:30,130 Go back a bit. 2358 02:01:30,790 --> 02:01:31,820 Pause! Pause! 2359 02:01:32,540 --> 02:01:33,090 Huh! 2360 02:01:34,660 --> 02:01:35,580 Look closely, Your Honor. 2361 02:01:35,840 --> 02:01:37,720 Thereā€™s a hole in that undershirt. 2362 02:01:37,910 --> 02:01:39,840 And on the wall visible through it... 2363 02:01:40,020 --> 02:01:42,170 is where this David D'souza murdered Ramesh, Your Honor! 2364 02:01:43,120 --> 02:01:45,100 I see nothing but a ragged piece of cloth. 2365 02:01:45,280 --> 02:01:47,820 Truth is like an ember hidden under ash! 2366 02:01:47,970 --> 02:01:50,340 You have to clear the ash to see the flame. 2367 02:01:50,740 --> 02:01:51,740 Which means? 2368 02:01:52,070 --> 02:01:53,720 I object, Your Honor. 2369 02:01:54,040 --> 02:01:55,530 You seek the Truth (Satya)? 2370 02:01:55,890 --> 02:01:57,310 History has four eras. 2371 02:01:57,740 --> 02:02:00,360 Satya Yuga, Treta Yuga, and Dvapara Yuga. 2372 02:02:00,470 --> 02:02:01,830 We are in the Kali Yuga. 2373 02:02:01,960 --> 02:02:04,540 If we try to live with total honesty today... 2374 02:02:04,740 --> 02:02:06,620 they say thereā€™s no chance of survival. 2375 02:02:06,730 --> 02:02:10,780 But if you bootlick, lie, cheat, and exploit others... 2376 02:02:10,970 --> 02:02:12,760 they call that "the good life." 2377 02:02:12,880 --> 02:02:15,610 If you get scammed or fall down or trip... 2378 02:02:15,750 --> 02:02:19,030 they congratulate you on winning the lottery! 2379 02:02:19,330 --> 02:02:21,870 If we avoid such toxic relationships... 2380 02:02:22,160 --> 02:02:26,970 they say thereā€™s nothing left between us. 2381 02:02:27,050 --> 02:02:27,600 But... 2382 02:02:28,020 --> 02:02:29,670 A husband works late, 2383 02:02:29,710 --> 02:02:31,290 and say to his wife that he'll be back by morning... 2384 02:02:31,420 --> 02:02:34,630 That very night, either Rahul or Abdul will claim ownership of the black pearl. 2385 02:02:34,690 --> 02:02:38,270 In this cruel world, we are the walking dead. 2386 02:02:38,320 --> 02:02:40,330 If we ask for help, 2387 02:02:40,530 --> 02:02:46,000 they give us unsolicited advice and hang up. 2388 02:02:46,180 --> 02:02:48,580 If we point out their wrongs, 2389 02:02:48,650 --> 02:02:53,690 they threaten us to shoot and kill and kick us out, your honor. 2390 02:02:53,970 --> 02:02:56,970 Youth today forget that life is a celebration. 2391 02:02:57,010 --> 02:02:58,940 They get dehydrated and fall into depression instead. 2392 02:02:59,170 --> 02:03:01,550 They skip breakfast, forget the rules of handbrake... 2393 02:03:01,990 --> 02:03:05,960 and rush to weekend parties to enjoy and get wasted. 2394 02:03:06,040 --> 02:03:07,480 By eating garlic kebabs 2395 02:03:07,710 --> 02:03:09,850 saying ā€œWow! One more, one more!ā€ And on the way back, 2396 02:03:09,910 --> 02:03:12,100 they fall into trenches, digging their own graves, Your Honor. 2397 02:03:12,320 --> 02:03:14,700 Anyone who hears this truth gets b**bsbumps, Your Honor. 2398 02:03:15,130 --> 02:03:16,660 Whatever we say or ask... 2399 02:03:16,790 --> 02:03:18,910 they mock us, Itā€™s hard to hear when thereā€™s dirt in the ears, 2400 02:03:19,030 --> 02:03:20,290 they ask us to say it again, 2401 02:03:20,440 --> 02:03:22,610 They make fun of us, Your Honor. 2402 02:03:22,900 --> 02:03:25,490 They let the wife roam freely, as the bus is free, 2403 02:03:25,610 --> 02:03:27,200 but they lock the Wi-Fi with the password. 2404 02:03:27,330 --> 02:03:29,650 We think we can somehow use it by going near the compound, 2405 02:03:29,690 --> 02:03:30,710 but we canā€™t, Your Honor. 2406 02:03:31,240 --> 02:03:34,810 A brutal society that wonā€™t share Wi-Fi, will it ever share a wif-- 2407 02:03:34,890 --> 02:03:35,380 [GASPS] 2408 02:03:36,810 --> 02:03:38,810 A brutal society that wonā€™t share Wi-Fi... 2409 02:03:38,960 --> 02:03:42,080 will it ever share our problems? Your Honor. 2410 02:03:42,340 --> 02:03:44,760 Unbelievable box office collection. 2411 02:03:44,870 --> 02:03:47,900 [sobs] Even after saying all this, if itā€™s still not clear to you... 2412 02:03:47,960 --> 02:03:49,960 Weā€™ll start from the beginning, Your Honor. 2413 02:03:50,370 --> 02:03:54,760 [claps] 2414 02:03:59,870 --> 02:04:03,830 What a statement guys. Super! Super! 2415 02:04:04,670 --> 02:04:05,560 Apsara... 2416 02:04:06,440 --> 02:04:07,740 Finally, we found the pen drive. 2417 02:04:07,840 --> 02:04:09,450 -Thank you, mom. - It's okay. 2418 02:04:09,790 --> 02:04:10,650 Your Honor... 2419 02:04:10,970 --> 02:04:14,080 Whatā€™s happening here? What are we talking about? 2420 02:04:14,230 --> 02:04:17,040 Which case are we talking about? Iā€™m not able to understand. 2421 02:04:17,290 --> 02:04:20,050 Without knowing the case details, how will you argue? 2422 02:04:20,260 --> 02:04:22,660 Look how neatly they explained it. 2423 02:04:23,110 --> 02:04:25,150 Your Honor, thatā€™s all a lie. 2424 02:04:25,680 --> 02:04:27,780 If Ramesh has been murdered, 2425 02:04:28,010 --> 02:04:29,170 the court will need evidence, wonā€™t it? 2426 02:04:29,700 --> 02:04:32,860 If David and Dā€™Souza are the accused, we need a witness, wonā€™t we? 2427 02:04:33,110 --> 02:04:35,660 If there is no witness, how can they be convicted? 2428 02:04:35,930 --> 02:04:36,890 Just think about it. 2429 02:04:37,060 --> 02:04:37,770 It's there, your Honor. 2430 02:04:37,910 --> 02:04:40,090 An important video related to this case is available. 2431 02:04:40,370 --> 02:04:41,570 The video is on this pen drive. 2432 02:04:41,740 --> 02:04:42,680 Thatā€™s a lie, Your Honor. 2433 02:04:42,900 --> 02:04:44,120 Thereā€™s nothing on the pen drive. 2434 02:04:44,220 --> 02:04:46,200 Itā€™s there, Your Honor. Everything is on this pen drive. 2435 02:04:46,280 --> 02:04:48,680 Your Honor, itā€™s a lie. There is nothing on that pen drive. 2436 02:04:48,740 --> 02:04:50,430 Itā€™s there. The evidence is on this pen drive. 2437 02:04:50,660 --> 02:04:51,790 Lie! Lies! Lies! 2438 02:04:51,840 --> 02:04:53,540 How do you know that Iā€™m lying? 2439 02:04:53,590 --> 02:04:55,450 Because the original pen drive is with us. 2440 02:05:05,420 --> 02:05:06,240 Miss Apsara... 2441 02:05:07,040 --> 02:05:08,280 Which pen drive do you have? 2442 02:05:08,420 --> 02:05:09,820 This is the original evidence, Your Honor. 2443 02:05:10,060 --> 02:05:11,210 The one you played earlier? 2444 02:05:11,240 --> 02:05:13,680 That was a duplicate evidence played by mistake 2445 02:05:13,810 --> 02:05:16,400 Then how do you say itā€™s the original evidence? 2446 02:05:16,670 --> 02:05:18,910 Play it, Your Honor. Youā€™ll know. 2447 02:05:19,090 --> 02:05:19,880 Yes, proceed. 2448 02:05:20,220 --> 02:05:22,090 [stutters] Iā€™ll send every one of you to jail. 2449 02:05:22,420 --> 02:05:24,480 You donā€™t know who I am. [grunts] 2450 02:05:24,900 --> 02:05:27,990 [stutters] Iā€™ll show you the power of this pen. 2451 02:05:28,110 --> 02:05:29,950 [stutters] Iā€™ll send every one of you to jail. 2452 02:05:30,070 --> 02:05:31,240 Are you a lawyer? 2453 02:05:31,350 --> 02:05:33,090 -[gasps] -[indistinct chatter] 2454 02:05:33,270 --> 02:05:35,600 [indistinct chatter] How many times did I tell you not to interfere with us? 2455 02:05:35,730 --> 02:05:37,300 Brother, what should we do to him? 2456 02:05:37,530 --> 02:05:39,190 We don't ignore trash on the street, 2457 02:05:40,140 --> 02:05:41,820 so why would we tolerate a speck of dust in our eye? 2458 02:05:42,050 --> 02:05:42,710 Shoot him. 2459 02:05:43,100 --> 02:05:45,530 No.. No.. [grunts] 2460 02:05:50,670 --> 02:05:53,320 Your Honor, these are all baseless allegations. 2461 02:05:53,590 --> 02:05:57,000 This is fabricated evidence created using AI graphics. my lord! 2462 02:05:57,300 --> 02:05:59,540 When we have the murder video right in front of our eyes, 2463 02:05:59,820 --> 02:06:01,730 youā€™re trying to hide it by calling it a lie. 2464 02:06:01,890 --> 02:06:04,560 My lord, please properly observe that video, 2465 02:06:04,720 --> 02:06:07,240 In that video, the costume they wore during the killing, 2466 02:06:07,390 --> 02:06:09,050 is not with them at all. 2467 02:06:09,230 --> 02:06:10,440 Open your eyes and see. 2468 02:06:10,700 --> 02:06:12,910 Thatā€™s the same clothes heā€™s wearing now. 2469 02:06:14,740 --> 02:06:16,660 Your Honor, through this video, 2470 02:06:16,800 --> 02:06:17,750 it has been proven that the honest... 2471 02:06:17,780 --> 02:06:22,310 ...journalist Ramesh was murdered by David and Dā€™Souza. 2472 02:06:22,770 --> 02:06:23,790 According to the law, 2473 02:06:23,900 --> 02:06:25,970 these murderers must be severely punished. 2474 02:06:26,060 --> 02:06:27,740 That is my request, Your Honor. 2475 02:06:28,030 --> 02:06:30,560 In the journalist Ramesh murder case, 2476 02:06:30,890 --> 02:06:34,640 after listening to the arguments from both parties, 2477 02:06:34,840 --> 02:06:37,580 the accused David and Dā€™Souza, 2478 02:06:37,670 --> 02:06:40,000 murdered Ramesh by shooting him, 2479 02:06:40,090 --> 02:06:42,990 the video evidence has been proven. 2480 02:06:43,120 --> 02:06:44,580 Based on this, 2481 02:06:44,770 --> 02:06:47,190 under Section 302, 2482 02:06:47,490 --> 02:06:50,810 David, Dā€™Souza, and their accomplices, 2483 02:06:51,070 --> 02:06:53,390 are sentenced to life imprisonment. 2484 02:06:53,690 --> 02:06:55,650 Hey Mango! Youā€™re making a mistake. 2485 02:06:55,870 --> 02:06:57,070 A big mistake! 2486 02:06:57,340 --> 02:06:59,690 Even after knowing who David is, youā€™re making a mistake. 2487 02:06:59,900 --> 02:07:00,910 Change your judgment. 2488 02:07:01,200 --> 02:07:02,810 This is not your home. This is a court. 2489 02:07:02,920 --> 02:07:05,500 Iā€™m not your worker to follow your orders. 2490 02:07:06,000 --> 02:07:07,140 Iā€™m a judge. 2491 02:07:07,730 --> 02:07:12,900 Just because you threaten me, Iā€™m not some timid guy whoā€™ll tuck his tail and run... 2492 02:07:13,520 --> 02:07:16,290 Those who took the law into their own hands became prisoners. 2493 02:07:16,420 --> 02:07:18,660 But in the entire criminal history, 2494 02:07:18,890 --> 02:07:21,720 by taking the law into my own hands, studying day and night, 2495 02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:23,000 and fighting my own case, 2496 02:07:23,020 --> 02:07:26,600 I became a judge even before coming out of jail. 2497 02:07:37,290 --> 02:07:39,390 You think the law is like your gulab jamun, right? 2498 02:07:40,120 --> 02:07:42,530 Do you think you can do anything just because you have money? 2499 02:07:42,700 --> 02:07:43,260 Never! 2500 02:07:44,430 --> 02:07:46,420 After committing a crime, you have to face the punishment. 2501 02:07:47,140 --> 02:07:48,130 Take them away. 2502 02:07:48,220 --> 02:07:50,000 Hey Mango! I won't let this go. 2503 02:07:50,260 --> 02:07:52,370 I wonā€™t let you off easy. Not only you. 2504 02:07:52,680 --> 02:07:54,550 I wonā€™t let any of you who gave this pen drive off easy. 2505 02:07:54,780 --> 02:07:56,240 I'll slaughter each one. 2506 02:07:56,450 --> 02:07:58,280 You did me wrong, without even considering that I was your friend. 2507 02:07:58,460 --> 02:08:00,720 I wonā€™t spare you. Mango! 2508 02:08:01,150 --> 02:08:03,430 For their role in the success of this case, 2509 02:08:03,460 --> 02:08:05,280 to Sathya, Bhoopathi, and Apsara... 2510 02:08:05,640 --> 02:08:09,130 The Honorable Court extends its appreciation and congratulations. 2511 02:08:09,350 --> 02:08:13,020 In recognition of the honesty of the unemployed Sathya, 2512 02:08:13,060 --> 02:08:15,680 he has been recommended for a government job. 2513 02:08:16,840 --> 02:08:18,130 ą²Øą³ą²Æą²¾ą²Æą²¾ą²²ą²Æą²µą²Øą³ą²Øą³ ą²µą²æą²øą²°ą³ą²œą²æą²øą²²ą²¾ą²—ą²æą²¦ą³†. The court is adjourned. 2514 02:08:23,020 --> 02:08:23,940 [in unison] Thanks! 2515 02:08:25,450 --> 02:08:26,750 I didnā€™t understand why. 2516 02:08:26,910 --> 02:08:28,940 Because I got the government job because of you. 2517 02:08:32,560 --> 02:08:34,390 I won the case because of you. 2518 02:08:42,800 --> 02:08:44,100 Hello Bhupathi 2519 02:08:44,790 --> 02:08:46,100 I'm really sorry. 2520 02:08:46,230 --> 02:08:47,800 I harassed you a lot. 2521 02:08:47,950 --> 02:08:50,230 I insulted you and hurt you deeply. 2522 02:08:50,440 --> 02:08:53,680 Because of your insult that day, I am receiving respect today. 2523 02:08:53,790 --> 02:08:55,310 Thatā€™s what makes you great, Bhupathi. 2524 02:08:55,700 --> 02:08:57,980 Our company should have employees like you. 2525 02:08:58,120 --> 02:09:00,120 In the end, you gave me good news, Madam. 2526 02:09:00,220 --> 02:09:01,280 Thank you, madam. 2527 02:09:07,520 --> 02:09:08,620 [sighs, grunts] 2528 02:09:08,750 --> 02:09:09,620 Him? 2529 02:09:09,780 --> 02:09:11,370 Drat! Say it. 2530 02:09:11,530 --> 02:09:13,870 Hello, Mom! I got a government job. Hurrah! 2531 02:09:13,920 --> 02:09:14,620 What did you say?! 2532 02:09:14,950 --> 02:09:16,800 I got the government job at last! 2533 02:09:16,890 --> 02:09:18,690 Iā€™ll make gulab jamun by the time you come. 2534 02:09:20,450 --> 02:09:21,710 Congratulations. ą²…ą²­ą²æą²Øą²‚ą²¦ą²Øą³†ą²—ą²³ą³. 2535 02:09:22,010 --> 02:09:24,050 ā€“ You did a good job. ā€“ We did so much. Donā€™t we get anything? 2536 02:09:24,080 --> 02:09:25,910 Why not? Juice is on me. Come on. 2537 02:09:27,160 --> 02:09:28,000 In this vehicle? 2538 02:09:28,700 --> 02:09:30,730 Why does it matter? Come on, letā€™s go. 2539 02:09:30,770 --> 02:09:32,250 -[chuckles] Then, let's go sir. - Let's go, sir. 2540 02:09:44,010 --> 02:09:47,220 Why do you need sunglasses to go to jail and break stones? 2541 02:09:48,090 --> 02:09:48,760 give it. 2542 02:09:49,080 --> 02:09:49,940 [chuckles] 2543 02:10:10,490 --> 02:10:13,220 What kind of work have you done, man? 2544 02:10:13,290 --> 02:10:15,070 -[chuckles] Thank you, sir. -Thank you, sir. 2545 02:10:15,100 --> 02:10:15,970 You're saying thank you? 2546 02:10:16,060 --> 02:10:19,720 Hey, man, do you even know who youā€™re up against? 2547 02:10:19,760 --> 02:10:20,600 Who's he, sir? 2548 02:10:22,270 --> 02:10:24,120 Davidā€™s son, Daredevil! 2549 02:10:26,630 --> 02:10:30,120 If he finds out that you sent Davidā€™s brother to jail... 2550 02:10:30,480 --> 02:10:32,650 He'll skin you alive and hang you on to the doors. 2551 02:10:32,720 --> 02:10:34,560 He is that brutal. 2552 02:10:36,360 --> 02:10:37,400 Weā€™ll deal with him when he comes. 2553 02:10:37,420 --> 02:10:39,430 Oh! Okay, sir. Okay, sir. 2554 02:10:39,680 --> 02:10:43,450 If I get hands on him I'll skin him alive and will hang him on the doors 2555 02:10:54,130 --> 02:10:56,180 " Tak-tak steps, she walks in... " 2556 02:10:56,200 --> 02:10:57,860 " the Hubballi girl " 2557 02:10:57,890 --> 02:10:59,690 " Oh my! The way she smiles " 2558 02:10:59,710 --> 02:11:01,450 " like ghee poured on fire " 2559 02:11:01,500 --> 02:11:03,150 " Tak-tak steps, she walks in... " 2560 02:11:03,480 --> 02:11:05,380 " the Hubballi girl " 2561 02:11:05,410 --> 02:11:07,250 " Oh my! The way she smiles " 2562 02:11:07,270 --> 02:11:09,340 " like ghee poured on fire " 2563 02:11:09,370 --> 02:11:11,190 " She came close and sat beside me " 2564 02:11:11,220 --> 02:11:12,870 " asked me my name " 2565 02:11:12,900 --> 02:11:14,670 " She placed her hand on my chest " 2566 02:11:14,690 --> 02:11:16,670 "the sound began inside - Like thisā€¦ " 2567 02:11:18,150 --> 02:11:20,650 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 2568 02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:24,130 " Oh man! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 2569 02:11:24,150 --> 02:11:28,030 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 2570 02:11:28,050 --> 02:11:31,600 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga dagadagadagaDAGADAGDAGA DAAAA!" 2571 02:11:40,300 --> 02:11:42,120 " ā€œCome, Raja,ā€ she said " 2572 02:11:42,140 --> 02:11:43,880 " and ate pani puri " 2573 02:11:43,950 --> 02:11:45,740 " ā€œCome, Veera,ā€ she said " 2574 02:11:45,790 --> 02:11:47,620 " and ate butter dosa " 2575 02:11:47,650 --> 02:11:49,530 " What a look she has " 2576 02:11:49,550 --> 02:11:51,420 " like entering a mango grove " 2577 02:11:55,350 --> 02:12:01,280 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 2578 02:12:01,300 --> 02:12:05,840 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 2579 02:12:05,890 --> 02:12:10,000 " Dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! " 2580 02:12:26,360 --> 02:12:28,220 " What a beauty she holds " 2581 02:12:28,690 --> 02:12:30,170 " Like a lamp perfectly lit " 2582 02:12:30,540 --> 02:12:32,130 " Honey flows i her words " 2583 02:12:32,280 --> 02:12:33,770 " I've gone mad in love " 2584 02:12:33,810 --> 02:12:35,530 " It must happen someday " 2585 02:12:35,680 --> 02:12:37,300 " I will marry her " 2586 02:12:37,520 --> 02:12:39,130 " In her dreams " 2587 02:12:39,370 --> 02:12:41,090 " I've lost in " 2588 02:12:41,240 --> 02:12:42,890 " girl you are my " 2589 02:12:43,080 --> 02:12:44,900 " beautiful wife " 2590 02:12:44,930 --> 02:12:46,790 " Come and do Madhuri's " 2591 02:12:46,930 --> 02:12:48,550 "'Ek.. Dho.. Theen..' Dance " 2592 02:12:48,610 --> 02:12:52,020 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 2593 02:12:52,300 --> 02:12:55,950 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 2594 02:12:56,010 --> 02:12:59,530 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 2595 02:12:59,720 --> 02:13:02,750 " Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga oh My! " 2596 02:13:02,820 --> 02:13:06,840 " Oh my! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga " 2597 02:13:06,860 --> 02:13:10,730 " Dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! " 208490

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