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Seriously?
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Do you have anything to drink?
There's nothing in the kitchen.
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- Did you buy any?
- Come on, Cat, I'm entertaining.
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God.
What have you brought home?
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You'll like him.
He's Scottish.
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Why would I like someone Scottish?
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You like Pokemon.
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Pokemon's not Scottish.
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Isn't it?
I always thought, you know, like...
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'Whose, mon!'
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- Pokemon.
- See?
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Sounds like someone
having a go at you in Glasgow.
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- It's Japanese.
- He's not Japanese.
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Who's not Japanese?
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You're not. Cat fancies Japanese men
and she wanted you to be Japanese.
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Cat, Jude.
Jude, beer.
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You're so drunk.
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You're getting eaten by a zombie.
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Oh, here she is.
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- Enjoy yourself last night?
- It was just a couple of drinks.
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- That why you missed your shift?
- Why aren't we moving?
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- Don't change the subject.
- No, the subject was moving,
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- and why are we aren't?
- Relax!
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Engine was getting hot,
I'm just giving her a breather.
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Which is more than I can say for Sunny.
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God.
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I think I might've snogged him.
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Well, great! The ice queen thaws.
This is a good thing.
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No, this is an apocalypse.
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Women who have sex
always die in horror movies.
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Jennifer Tilly, Bride Of Chucky,
Janine Taylor from Friday The 13th.
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Oh, God, Linnea Quigley,
Return Of The Living Dead.
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She was eaten by old men.
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Old men, Jo.
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It was just a snog.
What's the worst that can happen?
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Was that just a snog?
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- Why won't you give it up?
- I know. He's obsessed with me.
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I think you should accept
some responsibility
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for your own stalker,
who is now our stalker.
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Oh, well, that's very nice, isn't it?
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All I do is put everyone else first.
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All you do is create mess
that I have to clean up.
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I step lightly on the Earth.
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I have done stuff...
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in the past!
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Like last night, some of us were working,
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while you were drinking and snogging
your way around this boat.
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So I'm gonna get some sleep.
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And, you...
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get over me!
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How can I get more experience
if I don't have a go?
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You can have a go.
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Let's just wait for a straight stretch.
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- You don't trust my driving.
- Course I do.
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Should you even be driving?
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Didn't hear you get much sleep last night.
Cat, eh?
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Shut up, man.
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Just don't do what you normally do.
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It's a small boat,
we've all got to live on it.
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- What do I normally do?
- Panic. And push them away.
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Thank you, Love Doctor.
I'm not actually looking for advice.
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Love is like dew that falls
on both nettles and lilies.
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I'm really far too hungover for this shit.
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One stings and makes you want to run away,
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the other smells nice
and makes your life better.
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Cat's the lily in this scenario.
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- Be nice to the lily.
- I feel rough.
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Nice top.
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I actually found it on Rakuten,
it's like Japanese eBay.
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The guy who shipped it
actually lived in Akihabara,
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the electric city, home of otaku.
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Smells like rotting flesh.
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I know.
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Guys, we have a problem.
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You don't even know
how to start a boat like that.
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I can drive that boat, can't I?
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- Me too.
- Only cos I taught you.
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Oh, right, you have to do everything for me,
I remember.
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- You know I didn't mean it like that.
- I could reverse us.
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London is that way.
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Hurry up! Jo's boyfriend's here!
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Stop calling him that!
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- Is he getting quicker?
- Just super keen, maybe.
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- It might need petrol!
- I know!
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Kill switch, kill switch...
What the holy fuck is a kill switch?
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- Hurry up!
- It's the tow cow.
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Oh, my God, Cat,
I swear, if you don't shut up...
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What?
Your attention span is short, that's all.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I forgot it was the end of the world
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and I didn't get this engine started
cos I wasn't concentrating!
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I'm coming to help.
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- What did I tell you?
- Nice one.
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Okay Jo, jump across
and we'll ditch the cruiser.
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I'm not ditching it.
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Two boats are a liability.
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You're sick of cleaning up my mess,
well, I've got my own place now.
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Okay, no, seriously, come back.
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- I need my own space.
- It's too dangerous.
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- It's fine! I'll stay with her.
- This is my boat.
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We can share the driving.
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Please? Don't leave me with
the new couple in the double bed.
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Fair enough.
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I never thought I'd be on one of these.
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We're like edgy art students,
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or an old married couple.
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Not that we're old, obviously.
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Or married.
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- You oaky?
- Yeah. Yeah, absolutely fine.
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Why don't I take over?
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- I don't want you throwing up on me.
- Charming.
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Yeah, actually, that might be
a good idea, a little lie down.
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Why has the engine stopped?
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Oh, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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- We've run out of diesel.
- Didn't anybody check?
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- Did you?
- I just presumed...
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We should have had enough fuel to
take us to the next fuelling barge.
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We'll be all right.
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Ah, right, really, Sunny?
We'll be all right?
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We've just ran out of diesel.
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How is this my fault?
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Because I feel sick, that's how!
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Oh, and that's relevant because?
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Because you thought it would be funny
to play beer pong with tequila.
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Yeah, well, it was pretty funny, actually.
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- And it was your idea.
- Hey, Cat! Need a tow?
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Isn't it lucky we have two boats?
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- Is that it?
- It looks deserted.
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They're right behind us,
let's make it quick.
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Hello there.
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Fill her up?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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No back-up, eh?
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You should always carry some spare fuel.
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The gauges are terrible
on these narrow boats,
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I can't tell you the amount
of people who get caught out.
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Erm, Cat?
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Can you lead your stalker away, please?
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Hey, Jude!
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Oh, what rotten weather we're having.
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I mean, say what you like
about global warming,
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but the English summer
is still a fickle bugger.
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Yeah, isn't it just?
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That gilet looks very warm.
Where'd you get it?
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You do know what's happening, right?
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Well, I did hear on my radio
that we're the epicentre
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of an apparent zombie plague
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that started in the Five Bells pub
on Gass Street.
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Five Bells?
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Turns out the government's mobilised
the first armoured division,
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but they are struggling to contain it.
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That what you mean?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's a terrible thing.
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Still, life goes on.
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Come on, keep up.
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- I love this boat!
- Yeah!
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God, the freedom.
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This is what life's about.
Mistress of your own destiny.
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- Let's have a go.
- And the best thing, no Cat.
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- Well, until we go back.
- Miss Judgey McJudgeface.
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At least I act my age.
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She's a disapproving grandmother
in the body of a YouTube gamer.
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Nightmare.
I could take over if you like.
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She makes me clean the shower.
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We should just stay on this boat
and go to London by ourselves.
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- What, alone?
- Not alone alone, obviously.
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Together alone.
With them, but away from them.
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- Like a convoy.
- Convoy, exactly. Right.
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Only there's no toilets, no bed,
and a weird smell of fish in the cabin.
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Come on, Amar.
The world's ending.
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We are finally free to do whatever we want.
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- I want to drive.
- Soon, my friend.
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Soon.
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So cash or card?
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Only the machine's down,
obviously, so if you have the cash,
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that'd be brilliant.
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- Good one, man.
- Yeah, we don't have any money.
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What, do you think I should
just give you the diesel?
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It's an apocalypse.
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It's a fucking business, is what it is.
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But money doesn't mean
anything anymore,
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we're back in the dark ages,
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presumably with some sort
of medieval barter system.
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I don't know what planet you're living
on, bab, but on this one...
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you pay what you owe.
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Fuck me, a shot gun?
Who has a shot gun?
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- This is England.
- I have a certificate.
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Some of us prepared.
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- For zombies?
- Why not?
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Climate change, religion, bloody Europe,
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something was bound to crack.
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We can talk about this, Lawrence,
how about a credit note?
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An IOU?
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What do I look like?
The tooth fairy?
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Well done, genius.
I hope you're happy.
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I can't believe you told him
my sister has money.
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- My sister never has money.
- Buying time.
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- He was pointing his gun right at me.
- Yeah, it's probably not loaded.
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You don't know that.
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So last night's, er, fuzzy.
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Did, erm, did anything, you know?
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You don't know?
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Well, I think I know,
but I want to know if you know.
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No.
I mean, I think I know.
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No, I know.
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It shouldn't have happened.
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- We've only just met.
- And you're absolutely not my type.
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Absolutely not your type?
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Blunt insensitivity
is your most attractive feature.
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And sarcasm is yours.
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That and your utter inability
to get off your arse.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Well, no offence,
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but you are the laziest man I've ever met.
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I mean, it's the end of the world
and you've barely lifted a finger.
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I'm so sorry I don't follow
the great master plan
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to your exact microscopic letter.
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You're the most anal person I've ever met.
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I'm not anal, I just like things done right.
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That's the definition of anal.
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- So are you.
- That makes no sense!
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- This is the life, isn't it?
- Totally.
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Careful!
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Just looks closer your side.
This steering is very touchy.
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- I don't mind having a go.
- I'm fine
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Yeah, but your driving's a bit...
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Well, you know, it's a new skill for you.
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You think you can do better?
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We are a bit vulnerable on our own, is all.
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You're kind of a negative person,
aren't you, Amar?
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Not to be negative,
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but I think we should check for leaks.
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Right.
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- What are you doing?
- Getting off my arse.
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Hello?
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Oh, what?
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00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:12,548
Just wondering what
you're going to do with the money.
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When you get it.
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None of your business.
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Only, there's nowhere to spend it.
241
00:14:17,568 --> 00:14:19,548
We've just been to the supermarket.
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The only currency's not getting eaten.
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00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:27,147
Then it strikes me that real goods,
like, for example, diesel,
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are even more important.
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00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:32,018
Point well made.
Price just went up 50%.
246
00:14:33,261 --> 00:14:34,461
Well done.
247
00:14:35,276 --> 00:14:36,850
What you saving up for?
248
00:14:37,749 --> 00:14:42,612
Retirement. Porsche Boxster, Thai bride,
make your own prejudiced guess.
249
00:14:42,678 --> 00:14:44,669
What were you going to do when you retired?
250
00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:46,405
All of the above.
251
00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:49,734
I'd like to live in a beach hut.
252
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,613
- Do as little as possible.
- No change there, then.
253
00:14:53,214 --> 00:14:54,581
I'd tour the canals.
254
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:59,970
Yeah? Well, you've got a boat
and all the diesel in the world.
255
00:15:00,036 --> 00:15:01,796
What do you need the money for?
256
00:15:05,581 --> 00:15:06,868
You're still there?
257
00:15:07,559 --> 00:15:08,759
You okay?
258
00:15:09,131 --> 00:15:11,548
Oh, sorry, did you want me to roll over
259
00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:14,632
and tell you how, "I see the truth now"?
260
00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:19,377
Because that pause was me wondering
how someone as stupid as you
261
00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:21,419
could think I was that stupid.
262
00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:28,191
And I'm back on my arse.
263
00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:32,717
At least you tried.
264
00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:41,312
Don't flood it.
Again.
265
00:15:41,378 --> 00:15:42,973
I know what I'm doing!
266
00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:47,452
Just give it a minute.
267
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,615
He's back!
268
00:15:58,943 --> 00:16:00,243
That guy is fast.
269
00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:01,989
He's got a lot of lean muscle.
270
00:16:05,863 --> 00:16:07,457
What is up with him?
271
00:16:11,675 --> 00:16:12,875
Jude?
272
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:20,767
Oh, shit, we have to get out of here.
273
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,368
How exactly do we get out of here?
274
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,151
Engine's dead, we're taking on water,
275
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,329
and your boyfriend's mates
will be over in a bit for dinner!
276
00:16:26,395 --> 00:16:27,909
Will people stop calling him that?
277
00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,621
He's just a zombie like the rest of them.
278
00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:31,872
- He's different, Jo.
- He's not different!
279
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,264
They can't swim, right?
280
00:16:39,778 --> 00:16:43,504
Good riddance.
Honestly, sleep with a guy one time...
281
00:16:56,839 --> 00:16:58,039
Get off!
282
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:03,792
You'd best get out here.
283
00:17:12,393 --> 00:17:13,623
Jo!
284
00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:17,259
Cat!
Cat, help!
285
00:17:17,409 --> 00:17:18,735
Pull her in, pull her in.
286
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,440
Why won't you stop?!
287
00:17:22,472 --> 00:17:23,672
Come on!
288
00:17:33,746 --> 00:17:35,099
What are you doing?!
289
00:17:35,165 --> 00:17:37,535
Gonna say goodbye to an old flame.
290
00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,216
That's a good line.
291
00:17:40,612 --> 00:17:43,821
Health and safety exists
for a reason, you know!
292
00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:48,807
- Who's got a match?
- I'm adding all this to your bill!
293
00:17:53,393 --> 00:17:55,047
You're dumped.
294
00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:01,105
- Where's the flames?
- It's diesel, love.
295
00:18:01,171 --> 00:18:03,491
It's not all bangs and whooshes, you know.
296
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,703
Oh, fuck!
297
00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:21,493
- May I?
- No!
298
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,658
Okay, it was loaded.
299
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,080
Oh, you pillocks.
300
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,071
Get off!
Get off!
301
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,781
Back to mine!
302
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,124
Give me that.
303
00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,780
You drive.
304
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,330
Why won't he just die?
305
00:19:11,396 --> 00:19:14,518
It's over, Jude.
Take a hint!
306
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,823
- You blew up my boat.
- Oh, come on, Lawrence,
307
00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:48,601
give us a break, we're...
We're just surviving.
308
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:52,349
We're all human, we should be pulling
together, not exploiting one another.
309
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,871
That's just a fancy way of saying
you're still trying to rip me off.
310
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:58,582
Now, does she have my money or not?
311
00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:02,078
I've been contactless since 2017.
312
00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:03,379
And we're in this together.
313
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,950
Yeah, you shoot me,
you have to shoot all of us.
314
00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:09,018
Fine by me.
315
00:20:09,815 --> 00:20:11,015
I've got your money.
316
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,796
She's yours.
317
00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:15,946
- Take the boat.
- What's the catch?
318
00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:19,165
No catch.
Goes like a dream. Right, guys?
319
00:20:19,231 --> 00:20:21,339
Well, she is unsinkable.
320
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,842
And the gilet.
321
00:20:44,589 --> 00:20:49,171
I'm so good at driving boats.
Wind in my hair. I'm built for it.
322
00:20:49,237 --> 00:20:51,721
Like a much, much younger Daniel Craig.
323
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:55,547
- You okay?
- Yeah. Just, you know.
324
00:20:55,613 --> 00:20:57,613
- Hey.
- I'll just...
325
00:21:01,381 --> 00:21:02,822
How's the jacket?
326
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,186
Surprisingly comfortable.
Smells of lavender.
327
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,660
- Really?
- No.
328
00:21:08,698 --> 00:21:10,859
- You know, it was only a kiss.
- Several kisses.
329
00:21:10,925 --> 00:21:12,298
- Several kisses.
- And a bit of...
330
00:21:12,364 --> 00:21:15,519
Yeah, nothing two friends
can't put behind them.
331
00:21:16,613 --> 00:21:17,813
Yeah.
332
00:21:18,534 --> 00:21:20,613
- Friends?
- Yeah.
333
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,957
You smell like toes.
334
00:21:25,926 --> 00:21:27,126
Yeah.
335
00:21:32,937 --> 00:21:35,698
Gonna be weird for you.
No more stalkers.
336
00:21:35,764 --> 00:21:38,695
Trust me, there's always more stalkers.
337
00:21:38,761 --> 00:21:39,961
Not like Jude.
338
00:21:40,795 --> 00:21:41,858
You were right.
339
00:21:41,923 --> 00:21:45,388
I know, he jumped and he was faster,
that's not in the rule book.
340
00:21:45,453 --> 00:21:47,173
He was different, we need to know why.
341
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:51,259
I meant you were right about...
Doing stuff for me.
342
00:21:51,324 --> 00:21:54,533
You do maybe more than your fair share.
343
00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:57,130
- Maybe?
- Maybe.
344
00:21:57,997 --> 00:22:01,065
Maybe I can be a bit controlling.
345
00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:03,613
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
346
00:22:04,686 --> 00:22:06,246
Sorry about your boat.
347
00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:08,408
Didn't even have a kettle.
348
00:22:09,137 --> 00:22:10,547
Animals.
349
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,927
Fancy making me a cup of tea?
350
00:22:16,706 --> 00:22:17,906
No.
351
00:22:21,094 --> 00:22:25,694
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