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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,717 --> 00:00:32,255 - Shouldn't you be wearing gloves? - Don't like gloves. 2 00:00:32,321 --> 00:00:36,281 - Who doesn't like gloves? - Lots of people. Emily Blunt. 3 00:00:36,671 --> 00:00:38,388 Pretty sure Mary Poppins wears gloves. 4 00:00:38,453 --> 00:00:40,819 Only cos Hollywood paid her a million quid. 5 00:00:40,897 --> 00:00:43,351 - But she took the cash and gloved up. - Yeah. Sell out. 6 00:00:43,421 --> 00:00:46,690 Yeah. Plus, she didn't have to wash her hands in infected zombie water. 7 00:00:48,663 --> 00:00:50,015 Stop flirting. 8 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,670 We got any soap? I need to cleanse the face. 9 00:00:54,244 --> 00:00:55,794 Mate, Tinder's gone. 10 00:00:55,859 --> 00:00:57,936 I've spent three years shrinking these pores. 11 00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,056 I stop now, all that goes down the drain. 12 00:01:00,247 --> 00:01:02,827 Speaking of which, I can't work the toilet. 13 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,780 Glad the bedtime routine survived the apocalypse. 14 00:01:04,845 --> 00:01:06,287 I have a system, Sunny! 15 00:01:06,353 --> 00:01:08,639 Well if your system involves defecating, be careful. 16 00:01:08,704 --> 00:01:11,938 It's a macerator toilet. They, they chew up your poo. 17 00:01:12,258 --> 00:01:14,717 If it's a really big one, they can jam. 18 00:01:15,203 --> 00:01:17,289 Do you have large faeces? 19 00:01:17,374 --> 00:01:20,633 Are they, are they wide? You know, solid, bulky. 20 00:01:20,699 --> 00:01:23,037 That right there, that's why people call you weird. 21 00:01:23,102 --> 00:01:25,465 Why are you here? Why has the boat stopped? 22 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:27,490 - It's getting late. - We have headlights. 23 00:01:27,556 --> 00:01:30,184 - And no food! - How is food relevant? 24 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,671 I can't sleep when I'm hungry. 25 00:01:31,736 --> 00:01:34,635 And we haven't eaten since... we haven't eaten! 26 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,648 Look, if the motor's off we'll drift. 27 00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:38,964 Boat'll hit the bank and zombies'll get on. 28 00:01:39,029 --> 00:01:40,670 When the motor's off, like now? 29 00:01:48,213 --> 00:01:49,921 Normally that goes worse. 30 00:01:50,785 --> 00:01:53,298 - And now, it's worse. - What are you doing? 31 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,949 Jude's trapped, the bank's clear. Supermarket I worked in's 32 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:58,077 on the other side of the park and we need food. 33 00:01:58,230 --> 00:02:01,074 Oh, could you get me some chicken? Any lean protein, really. 34 00:02:01,139 --> 00:02:02,895 Oh, and a good moisturiser. 35 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,482 - With tea tree. - No. 36 00:02:04,548 --> 00:02:06,513 You can come with me and carry the bags. 37 00:02:06,579 --> 00:02:08,659 - There could be looters! - We'll be looters. 38 00:02:08,725 --> 00:02:12,250 - And it's a long way to London. - Where's the next place for food? 39 00:02:12,316 --> 00:02:15,104 Exactly! Look, if it's dangerous, we'll come back. I promise. 40 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,749 I'll get you some Cheerios. 41 00:02:19,811 --> 00:02:21,022 Okay, but honey glazed. 42 00:02:21,087 --> 00:02:23,219 And concentrate on dried and canned goods. 43 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:25,950 Exactly! And maybe some tequila. 44 00:02:26,016 --> 00:02:28,786 Jo, just be careful! 45 00:02:28,852 --> 00:02:30,227 I'm always careful. 46 00:02:30,292 --> 00:02:32,103 You are never careful! 47 00:02:32,517 --> 00:02:34,962 - She's got a point, you know. - Oh, shut up. 48 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,731 Alone at last. 49 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,028 You get the hammer, I'll get the ropes. 50 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:43,694 Sounds like a fun evening. 51 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:05,732 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync and corrections: minouhse www.addic7ed.com 52 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:20,783 Don't let it shut! 53 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,978 Been trapped here since this morning. 54 00:03:28,045 --> 00:03:30,007 - Jo? - Hi. 55 00:03:30,072 --> 00:03:33,463 Oh, my God! Jo! 56 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:37,379 - Who's that? - I have no idea. 57 00:03:41,982 --> 00:03:43,182 Can you help? 58 00:03:47,388 --> 00:03:50,348 - It's a bit Titanic. - Oh, that was a terrible movie. 59 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:52,769 James Cameron started so well with The Terminator. 60 00:03:52,835 --> 00:03:54,545 - And Aliens. Classic. - Yeah. 61 00:03:54,803 --> 00:03:57,889 Titanic's just wet people running down corridors for three hours. 62 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,992 Exactly. And there's tons of room on that plank. 63 00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:03,377 - Yeah. She even took his lifejacket. - I wish they'd both died. 64 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,411 I'll throw you the rope. You moor up. 65 00:04:26,619 --> 00:04:28,558 It's like ringing a dinner bell! 66 00:04:28,623 --> 00:04:31,031 And the slower you do it, the higher the chance you'll get caught and eaten. 67 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:32,908 Thanks. Comforting. 68 00:04:41,117 --> 00:04:43,003 Well, try hitting the top. 69 00:04:49,379 --> 00:04:52,184 - You seem a bit jumpy. - First night of the apocalypse. 70 00:04:52,308 --> 00:04:55,268 - Always gonna be a bit scary. - D'you want me to do it? 71 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,111 What? No. I've got it, I've got it. 72 00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:09,776 Open, you bastards! 73 00:05:11,731 --> 00:05:14,292 - So, what happened? - Had a delivery first thing 74 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:16,718 and some of 'em got in. Remember little Dan? 75 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:19,657 - God, is he still here? - Yeah. The slave-driving prick. 76 00:05:19,722 --> 00:05:22,567 - He wasn't that bad. - Well, he panicked, broke the roller door, 77 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:25,773 blew the electrics, now they only work from outside. Bastard ran off. 78 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:33,573 - Tried breaking the glass? - If they spent half as much on wages 79 00:05:33,675 --> 00:05:35,898 as they do on security glass, we'd be millionaires. 80 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:39,830 - Don't worry. We'll get out. - Oh, I can't believe you're back. 81 00:05:39,895 --> 00:05:43,830 Your Instagram's amazing. I've never seen water that blue. 82 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:48,075 - Glad you like it. And follow me. - You still got the record, you know? 83 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:50,172 23 till scans a minute. 84 00:05:50,237 --> 00:05:52,742 I had RSI for a year and still only hit 21. 85 00:05:52,808 --> 00:05:54,582 Grew a ganglion like a golf ball. 86 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:56,405 Oh, Chloe! 87 00:05:57,848 --> 00:05:59,794 Yeah, well, I got lucky. 88 00:06:00,515 --> 00:06:02,916 If anyone deserved to win that trip, it was you. 89 00:06:02,943 --> 00:06:05,963 - And now repping in the sun. - Living the dream. 90 00:06:06,028 --> 00:06:08,998 - I DM-ed you about any jobs going. - Yeah! 91 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:12,182 It's rice. Just stick it in. 92 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:15,156 The pesticide load on traditionally grown rice is enormous. 93 00:06:15,221 --> 00:06:18,477 How's about we just survive tonight and worry about our five a day later? 94 00:06:18,891 --> 00:06:21,542 Is there a gluten-free section? And a toilet? 95 00:06:21,608 --> 00:06:23,399 There's some staff ones round the back. 96 00:06:23,464 --> 00:06:25,283 - Where exactly? - By the zombies. 97 00:06:25,348 --> 00:06:26,743 - Zombies? - In here? 98 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,140 Broke in this morning. 99 00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:30,925 I trapped 'em in the loading bay. Just go in the house plants. 100 00:06:31,879 --> 00:06:35,322 - Unless it's a number two. - Is it a number two? 101 00:06:37,489 --> 00:06:38,753 I'll just get more bags. 102 00:06:50,101 --> 00:06:51,733 - Any sign of them? - No. 103 00:06:51,798 --> 00:06:54,173 Trolley barricade actually worked. 104 00:06:54,606 --> 00:06:57,795 - Sorry I doubted you. - So, I'm not completely useless. 105 00:06:57,861 --> 00:07:01,596 Wow, it's like getting saxophone grade two all over again. 106 00:07:02,254 --> 00:07:05,050 Never said you were completely useless. 107 00:07:05,116 --> 00:07:08,555 Mind you, having beginner saxophone as a headline on your CV 108 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:09,820 doesn't help the cause. 109 00:07:09,895 --> 00:07:11,588 It's easy to criticise the artist. 110 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:17,457 Hang on. That trolley wasn't there when we arrived. 111 00:07:18,246 --> 00:07:19,512 Are we lower? 112 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:24,314 - The canal's draining. - What? How can a canal drain? 113 00:07:24,379 --> 00:07:26,891 No, just this bit. Something must be stuck in the gates. 114 00:07:26,992 --> 00:07:28,912 - What do we do? - We need to get to the next lock. 115 00:07:28,977 --> 00:07:31,830 We need Jo and Amar back, now! You stay, guard the boat. 116 00:07:31,895 --> 00:07:33,280 No, what happened to, "Never split up?" 117 00:07:33,345 --> 00:07:36,779 We already are split up. The relevant rule is never leave your base unguarded. 118 00:07:36,845 --> 00:07:39,371 - It's getting late. - Look, zombies are humans like us. 119 00:07:39,436 --> 00:07:41,929 Night is empirically no more dangerous than day. 120 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:45,090 Tell that to every scary thing that's ever happened, ever! 121 00:07:45,168 --> 00:07:48,646 - It is just darker daytime. - Doesn't feel that way! 122 00:07:48,711 --> 00:07:51,797 - Fine! You go get them! - No! We should both stay here. 123 00:07:51,863 --> 00:07:54,730 - What is up with you? - I don't like the dark, okay? 124 00:07:55,657 --> 00:07:58,337 Come on, that's ridiculous. 125 00:08:00,645 --> 00:08:04,057 It's called nyctophobia. It can't be ridiculous if it's got a name. 126 00:08:04,697 --> 00:08:06,127 Are you being serious? 127 00:08:06,192 --> 00:08:08,558 I got stuck down a tin mine on a school trip, okay? 128 00:08:09,105 --> 00:08:12,065 One of the few places on Earth you can experience true darkness. 129 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,605 And I did experience it. 130 00:08:14,671 --> 00:08:17,073 Coach got back to London before they realised. 131 00:08:17,183 --> 00:08:20,104 Do you know how long it takes from Cornwall to London in a coach? 132 00:08:21,053 --> 00:08:24,142 Three and a half... Four hours? 133 00:08:28,172 --> 00:08:31,406 Look, one of us has got to go. You stay. 134 00:08:33,816 --> 00:08:35,974 Sorry, but you can't turn the lights on. 135 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:37,758 Zombies'll be like moths to a flame. 136 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:39,048 They'll have your arms off. 137 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:26,955 The world's coming to an end and I'm still stuck in my dead-end job. 138 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:29,227 - I'm stuck here too. - Yeah, but you've lived. 139 00:09:29,549 --> 00:09:33,107 You've gone to full moon glitter parties, swum with dolphins. 140 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,872 You've danced naked in some of the biggest clubs in the world. 141 00:09:35,937 --> 00:09:39,889 - I really need to limit my posting. - I need excitement in my life. 142 00:09:45,457 --> 00:09:47,110 Little Dan. 143 00:09:49,692 --> 00:09:51,024 His security pass! 144 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,923 We get into his office, we get the keys to the door! 145 00:09:53,989 --> 00:09:55,624 Prioritise! 146 00:10:03,252 --> 00:10:04,452 Stab him! 147 00:10:07,746 --> 00:10:09,114 Fuck you, Dan! 148 00:10:11,895 --> 00:10:13,348 Need more knives! 149 00:10:16,044 --> 00:10:18,600 This is for the Saturday shift! 150 00:10:19,095 --> 00:10:20,311 His heart's on the left! 151 00:10:20,377 --> 00:10:22,220 - That was the left! - Her left! 152 00:10:22,895 --> 00:10:25,185 Unpaid overtime. 153 00:10:25,721 --> 00:10:27,190 That's his kidneys! 154 00:10:27,255 --> 00:10:29,344 Where are you getting all the medical knowledge? 155 00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:33,786 And this is for undermining my authority on the shop floor! 156 00:10:35,294 --> 00:10:38,254 - His heart's in his chest! - So?! 157 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:41,663 You are going down, little Dan! 158 00:10:55,081 --> 00:10:56,281 Hello. 159 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:03,538 This is Chloe. 160 00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:06,675 Pleased to meet you. 161 00:11:21,441 --> 00:11:25,612 I need a stereo, a death metal album and six D cell batteries. 162 00:11:25,771 --> 00:11:27,010 Evening in? 163 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,918 I reckon we've got half an hour till the water's gone 164 00:11:29,988 --> 00:11:31,859 and the boat's a foodless room in the mud. 165 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,925 - We need to find that front door key. - On it. 166 00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:45,076 Have you heard anything about what's caused it? 167 00:11:45,141 --> 00:11:47,737 No. They just said stay indoors. 168 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:51,208 Typical. So naive. Nothing else? 169 00:11:51,273 --> 00:11:54,019 The radio said they were looking for people from some flu trial. 170 00:11:54,084 --> 00:11:56,969 Flu trial? So, it's a virus? 171 00:11:58,975 --> 00:12:03,313 I knew it would be something like that. Scientists meddling with nature. 172 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,787 We are living in a game of Resident Evil 173 00:12:05,895 --> 00:12:08,299 and they are the Umbrella Corporation. 174 00:12:08,364 --> 00:12:11,102 - So, you're the weird younger sister? - Sorry? 175 00:12:11,227 --> 00:12:15,039 - Jo was always telling us about you. - Was she? 176 00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:17,875 Is it true you dressed as Frodo Baggins on your 21st? 177 00:12:17,941 --> 00:12:19,953 From the book. Not the film. 178 00:12:20,211 --> 00:12:23,529 Stories about you were the only thing kept us going on the lottery counter. 179 00:12:23,595 --> 00:12:27,170 - Were they? - It must be great having a sister like that. 180 00:12:27,235 --> 00:12:29,946 You know, she still holds the record for till scans? 23. 181 00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,336 You know she cheated, right? 182 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:35,830 What? 183 00:12:35,895 --> 00:12:38,719 In fairness, she really wanted to win that trip to Magaluf, 184 00:12:38,785 --> 00:12:43,357 but I remember her laughing about it with no remorse. 185 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:46,067 Had a pot of Actimel hidden up her sleeve, apparently. 186 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:49,105 Just kept adding it to people's orders. No-one noticed. 187 00:12:51,762 --> 00:12:55,251 I tried to keep up. I grew a ganglion. 188 00:12:55,323 --> 00:12:58,003 Oh, God. Oh, you're that Chloe. 189 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,722 Still, it's not, it's not about winning, is it? 190 00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:16,649 Chloe? 191 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:58,714 Who has a macerator toilet? 192 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:19,735 Fuck you, duck! 193 00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:54,432 - This is not death metal! - No, but if I'm gonna die, 194 00:14:54,504 --> 00:14:57,011 - I'm gonna die to a tune! - Go, go. 195 00:15:05,032 --> 00:15:06,941 - What? - Nothing. 196 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,425 - Office is on the left? - Yeah. 197 00:15:16,686 --> 00:15:18,760 You two really aren't built for end of days, are you? 198 00:15:18,825 --> 00:15:20,963 Skincare regimes and childish phobias. 199 00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:22,372 - Phobias? - Yeah. 200 00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:24,794 Sunny is afraid of the dark. 201 00:15:24,895 --> 00:15:26,913 - Oh, he told you about the tin mine? - Yeah. 202 00:15:26,978 --> 00:15:28,215 - It's ridiculous. - I know. 203 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,148 How hard is it to do a headcount in a mineshaft? 204 00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,319 No, no, it's pathetic. 205 00:15:33,337 --> 00:15:35,713 That is a clinical problem he's got right there. 206 00:15:35,778 --> 00:15:38,018 Poor guy doesn't even wear black any more. 207 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:41,312 - Goes with everything! - This is a zombie apocalypse! 208 00:15:41,394 --> 00:15:43,650 If he's gonna survive, he's gonna have to grow up. 209 00:15:43,715 --> 00:15:45,497 And you're perfect, are you? 210 00:15:45,563 --> 00:15:47,814 There's nothing in the whole wide world you're scared of? 211 00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,529 Spiders? Snakes? 212 00:15:51,039 --> 00:15:52,313 I don't like gloves. 213 00:15:52,378 --> 00:15:55,693 But... but I reckon if it was life or death, I could put them on. 214 00:15:55,759 --> 00:15:58,656 - Gloves? - Yeah, what? Emily Blunt's the same. 215 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,143 At least he's got an obia. 216 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:04,505 - You're scared of a pair of mittens. - Gloves! Something about the fingers. 217 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:14,627 How is this the office of a man so anal about shelf stacking? 218 00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:18,730 - Oh, he's such a hypocrite. - Yeah, well, not any more. 219 00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:22,182 So, did they pop the ganglion or what? 220 00:16:22,278 --> 00:16:23,615 You can't pop it. 221 00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:25,168 That's not how they work. 222 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,519 You have to wait it out. 223 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,838 Sorry. Didn't know. 224 00:16:30,899 --> 00:16:32,478 Never had a wrist growth. 225 00:16:32,566 --> 00:16:34,937 That's cos nothing's ever hard for you, is it Jo? 226 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,856 Found them! 227 00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:38,749 Right, you get the doors, I'll fetch the others. 228 00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:40,216 I'll need the keys. 229 00:16:43,817 --> 00:16:45,456 Meet you by the front door. 230 00:16:56,168 --> 00:16:57,725 Canal's nearly empty. 231 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:02,895 Night is, empirically, no more dangerous than day. 232 00:17:27,273 --> 00:17:29,065 Oh, duck, don't you dare. 233 00:17:45,559 --> 00:17:47,865 - Can we hurry this up? - Not and eat healthy. 234 00:17:50,773 --> 00:17:52,031 Look out! 235 00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:09,382 - Come on! - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 236 00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:11,384 Leave the moisturiser! 237 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:22,474 It's still shut! 238 00:18:23,848 --> 00:18:26,496 - Yes, it is. - So, stand under the sensor. 239 00:18:26,562 --> 00:18:29,071 - I know about the Actimel, Jo. - What? 240 00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:32,379 - Oh, God. - So what? Open the doors! 241 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,831 - You stole my life! - No, I didn't. 242 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:38,399 You took my repping job! You swam with dolphins! 243 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:42,175 I never swam with dolphins! They never showed up! 244 00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:44,078 You expect me to believe that? 245 00:18:47,182 --> 00:18:50,849 I'm a rep, Chloe! My life's not the Instagram version! 246 00:18:50,915 --> 00:18:52,989 It's shit! It's hard 247 00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:55,362 and all I've ever got out of it is sunburn 248 00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,908 and a five-year fucking hangover! 249 00:18:58,188 --> 00:19:00,834 So, please, Chloe, just open the doors. 250 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,632 You left me to rot in this place. So, you know what, Jo? 251 00:19:04,698 --> 00:19:06,698 It's my turn to leave. 252 00:19:08,051 --> 00:19:11,249 No, Chloe, wait! No, Chloe, come back! Chloe, please! I'm sorry! 253 00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:14,436 How did she know about the competition?! 254 00:19:14,502 --> 00:19:16,790 Possibility I might've left something slip. 255 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,943 - Oh, you fuck... - Er, guys... 256 00:19:20,009 --> 00:19:23,788 I'm sorry. How was I to know your workmate was psychotic? 257 00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:25,432 Why did you tell her? 258 00:19:25,504 --> 00:19:28,710 Telling me stories about your weird sister, I was sharing. 259 00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:30,244 What's wrong with weird? 260 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:32,910 Your weird's the only thing keeping us alive, Kat. 261 00:19:32,976 --> 00:19:36,109 We're escaping the apocalypse on a boat, for God's sake! 262 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,444 Guys! 263 00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:41,372 - Any weird ideas? - We don't need weird. 264 00:19:41,437 --> 00:19:43,325 We need a miracle! 265 00:19:46,649 --> 00:19:48,223 Don't let it shut! 266 00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:01,358 - I thought you weren't coming. - I confronted my phobia. 267 00:20:01,423 --> 00:20:04,267 Oh, wow, you're like a really brave five-year-old. 268 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,975 - You pick up a pair of marigolds? - Come on, Kat! 269 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,623 We've got to get back to the boat. 270 00:20:08,979 --> 00:20:11,979 And can you please move away from the automatic doors? 271 00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:30,343 Tequila? 272 00:20:30,971 --> 00:20:32,179 Jo. 273 00:20:33,203 --> 00:20:34,403 All right. 274 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,192 Everything all right? 275 00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:43,551 Yes. Fine. Tequila? 276 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:47,644 - Oh, take some to Jo, would you? - Cool. We'll get first watch, yeah? 277 00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:52,850 - Junk food? - I will not be judged. 278 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,135 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 279 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,980 - How many have you had? - One. 280 00:21:08,121 --> 00:21:11,341 You are such a lightweight. How are we related? 281 00:21:11,406 --> 00:21:12,704 Well, someone's gotta stay alert. 282 00:21:12,769 --> 00:21:15,769 It's not like Armageddon's gonna stop at midnight. 283 00:21:20,019 --> 00:21:21,941 Am I a bad person, Kat? 284 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:23,238 Define "bad". 285 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,865 I ruined Chloe's life, stole her dreams. 286 00:21:26,949 --> 00:21:28,335 Betrayed her. 287 00:21:28,401 --> 00:21:31,441 She hated me so much she would've left me there to die. 288 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:32,707 And you. 289 00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:36,538 Listen, she tried to kill us 290 00:21:36,603 --> 00:21:40,162 cos you cheated in an employee of the month competition. 291 00:21:40,237 --> 00:21:42,285 I mean, that is officially psychopathic. 292 00:21:42,753 --> 00:21:44,793 So, you're saying it wasn't my fault? 293 00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:47,824 - Well, no, I mean... - You're right, she was always a bit mad. 294 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,531 I mean, I never asked to be her role model. 295 00:21:52,747 --> 00:21:55,558 Well, with great power comes great responsibility. 296 00:21:56,129 --> 00:21:58,713 Exactly! That's good. 297 00:21:59,127 --> 00:22:01,686 I like that. Did you make that up? 298 00:22:02,295 --> 00:22:03,495 No. 299 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,133 How many bottles did you take? 300 00:22:07,121 --> 00:22:08,321 Never mind. 301 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,895 Go on. We're still alive. 302 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:15,271 What's the absolute worst that can happen? 303 00:22:18,767 --> 00:22:23,367 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync and corrections: minouhse www.addic7ed.com 24068

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