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McCoy said I should go ahead
and look at egg donors.
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It's weird doing it online.
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Okay, ultrasound's at 9:00.
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Upper East Side, that's half hour.
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I'll get up at 7:30.
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Ugh. I should wash my hair, though.
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6:30.
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That ain't the end they'll be looking at.
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7:15.
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Oh, God. Should I get a wax?
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Why should I start now?
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One of these women is gonna
provide half of my child's DNA,
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and it's nothing but bios and selfies.
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It's like Tinder, only you want to get
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knocked up on the first date.
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Ooh, the doctor's next to that deli
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where they think my name is Grape.
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What do I even look for in a donor?
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Whitefish salad.
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Can I even eat that?
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Pregnant women, smoked fish.
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Please, please, please. Oh, come on.
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Here's a good one.
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Went to Yale, plays the lute,
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studies medieval folklore.
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So smart, musical,
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and secure enough to be
alone on a Saturday night.
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I can work with that.
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I can't be the oldest woman in history
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who's ever done this, right?
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Oh, and she's tall. McCoy will like that.
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Okay, move to cart.
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Wow.
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I'm shopping for people.
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Now I get why Karen likes it so much.
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Ha! A woman in India had a baby at 72,
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and there's a video.
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Oh, my God.
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This is like the worst episode
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of "The Golden Girls."
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And done. Got my X chromosome plus tax.
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Take that, Mother Nature.
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Sorry, I was a little distracted.
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- Me, too.
- What were you saying?
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It's noth... you go.
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No, you go.
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It's late. Good night.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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Jackie, get in here.
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Now, now, now, batting, batting, batting,
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me, me, me.
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Kare, check out my uniform
from Little League.
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And by Little League, you mean...
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A gay costume party I went to
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dressed as a closeted baseball player.
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A round brick?
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I think it's a baseball, Karen.
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And it has words on it.
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It's from my ex-brother-in-law,
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Danley Walker.
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Sorry about the window,
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but the number you gave me
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was actually a hotline for men
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who are into diaper play.
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Very funny, but the joke's on you.
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You're going to be the worst owner
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of the Blattsville Millstones in his...
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Tory.
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Two of two.
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That bastard.
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He stuck me with this loser team,
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but he's right.
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I am gonna be embarrassed.
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There's so much
I don't know about baseball,
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like is third base boobs, or oral?
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It depends.
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Are we talking gay or straight bases?
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Because we're dealing
with different equipment.
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That's right.
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You guys have two bats,
four balls, no boobs.
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So our bases are smoochos,
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handos, blowjos, and backdos.
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Fascinating. And that's why you're my
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Director of Baseball Operations.
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But we gotta focus on ideas.
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Oh, honey, if I fail at this,
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Danley's never gonna get off my back
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till he's on my front.
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Okay, let me think. Let me just think.
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Let me think.
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Oh, I got it.
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Two words.
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Rhinestones.
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One word.
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I'm listening.
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- Delivery.
- Come in.
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I ordered some brain food
to help us think.
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Ooh, I was wondering if we
were ever gonna take a break.
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Oh, my God. I know you.
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You ruined my life.
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Honey, you're gonna have to be
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a lot more specific than that.
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Wait, if you're Lori Loughlin's kid,
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I told her no one would buy you
as a varsity rower.
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You ordered a MAGA cake from my bakery.
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It sent my life into a death spiral.
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But now, I push muffins door
to door in office buildings.
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Hakuna matata!
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Wait, I remember you.
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Grace and Karen turned your bakery
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into a hub for neo-Nazis.
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Hey, how's that going?
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Well, it's closed now
because it's been officially
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designated a hate space,
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so now I bake in my studio apartment.
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I mix the batter in the tub.
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Jackie, what if we change
the name of the team?
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Instead of the Millstones,
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we find a name America will love,
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like the Racist Jokes.
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Are you talking about
the Blattsville Millstones?
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What if it was something
to do with the Met Gala?
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Like maybe the...
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Mets.
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How has no one thought of that?
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Oh, and you can move the team
from Blattsville into the city.
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You can't do that. I'm from Blattsville.
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I've loved the Millstones my whole life.
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How does that relate
to anything we're doing here?
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Every Friday night,
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my dad and I would sit
behind the visitor's dugout
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and razz the other team.
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Nice catch, beard face!
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They're my fondest memories...
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until the day
he was killed by a foul ball.
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I'll never forget his last words.
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"I got it."
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Honey, what I'm getting
from this story is...
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your dad couldn't catch.
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But right now, we're trying to find
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a way to help the team win.
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Well, if it were up to me,
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I'd have a shift against lefties,
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trade Gonzalez, and get a backstop
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who can control the running game.
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But even when they lose,
I bleed brown and rust.
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Almost stranger,
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I wish your mouth were like your bakery:
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Closed.
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I'm heading to the doctor.
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Tell me I have nothing to worry about.
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Grace, you have nothing to worry about...
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How could you say that?
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I'm 3,000 years old.
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My baby is in there
coughing on dust bunnies.
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I keep picturing cobwebs
and creaky door sounds.
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So now I'm not just old,
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I'm haunted.
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I was... no... I was just...
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Think maybe you're spinning out
of control just a little bit?
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Absolutely not.
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Where'd I put my purse?
Where'd I put my keys?
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Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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Purse.
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Keys.
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Look, the hard part's kind of done.
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You're already pregnant.
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Me, on the other hand,
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I still gotta find an egg donor,
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and a surrogate to carry the baby.
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Online shopping. Your favorite thing.
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Use your credit card.
You can get the egg and miles.
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You think this is easy?
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I gotta get McCoy's sperm
from halfway across the globe
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so somebody in a lab can mix it with mine
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into what is fast turning into
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the world's most expensive Jamba Juice.
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Not exactly as beautiful as your process.
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Oh, yeah, mine's a freaking fairy tale.
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"Beauty and the Three
Beasts She Slept With."
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And now, I'm cursed to wear
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elastic-waist jeans the rest of my life.
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Please. I've seen you
wear sweatpants to a funeral.
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You're acting
as if you're the first woman
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in history to be pregnant.
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I am so sorry
that you and your loving fianc�
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are having such a hard time
picking out your designer kid.
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"Designer kid"? Wow, that was rude.
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Grace, this is my life,
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and it's serious and stressful.
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For me, too.
Have you even been listening?
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Yeah, I have, and it sounds like
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you're lashing out at me 'cause
I'm the one with the boyfriend.
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This has nothing to do
with me being single.
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I am terrified,
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and my best friend keeps dismissing me
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while I'm going through scariest thing
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I've ever been through in my entire life.
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Oh. Damn it.
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Oh.
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Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
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Danley Walker.
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You're a sight for cold sores.
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You look as lovely as ever,
like Helen of Troy,
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but with a rack that launched
a thousand motorboats.
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Your Trojan horse
will never pass my gates.
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What if I told you you didn't have to do
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this interview?
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I'll take this crappy team
off your hands.
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All you have to do
is go on one date with me.
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Hm.
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I mean, you have to put out.
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I'm not doing this
to split some Korean barbecue.
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As if I would ever eat.
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I don't need your help, Danley.
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Because I've got big ideas
for this baseball team,
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ideas that are gonna
turn the Batman Wheat Thins
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into the winningest team
this side of the who cares.
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Sounds like you made your bed.
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Last chance to let me lie in it.
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As if I would ever...
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make a bed.
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Mr. Walker, are we ready?
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Hi, Mrs. Walker.
I'm Lucy Newman from "The Times."
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Hello, Newman.
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I'm not gonna pull
any punches with this piece.
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You've got a team in disarray.
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Do you have any plan
to turn this team around?
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Oh, I do.
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I have a three-part plan.
Very happy about part one.
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All of my players
are going to be bejeweled
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from head to toe.
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Even their jock straps.
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Of course, we won't see them,
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but I've always felt
that a little something pretty
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underneath gives you confidence.
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How will the players move?
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Honey, that's what the steroids are for.
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This keeps getting better and better.
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It's like the political
legacy of Paul Ryan.
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Hi, sorry.
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I'm just here
to pick up my catering cart.
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Oh, just ignore me.
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Honey, that's something you
never need to say to anyone.
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Ms. Walker, is there anything
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to keep me from writing that
you're just another rich owner
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who's gonna run this team
into the ground?
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Oh, oh, she's got nothing.
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And tomorrow morning,
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when Stanley and I read the story...
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Stanley's in on this?
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I haven't seen Stanley this happy
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since he learned
you could deep-fry a whole cow.
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I am not going to give
my ex-husband the satisfaction.
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I've got other ideas.
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Better ideas.
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What are they?
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Hey.
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Oh, sorry. I need to...
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Can't you see I'm in the middle
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of stalling for time?
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Why is she looking at me like that?
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She said something smart about baseball.
264
00:12:06,982 --> 00:12:09,783
I feel like she's going to hit me.
265
00:12:11,286 --> 00:12:14,287
She has a face you want to hit.
266
00:12:14,322 --> 00:12:16,956
Why didn't she listen
to me about the Millstones?
267
00:12:16,992 --> 00:12:18,324
If they just shift against lefties,
268
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,608
trade Gonzalez...
269
00:12:19,644 --> 00:12:20,927
Now I remember.
270
00:12:20,962 --> 00:12:22,934
Take it away, mouth.
271
00:12:23,665 --> 00:12:25,465
We're gonna shift against lefties,
272
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,100
trade Gonzalez,
273
00:12:27,135 --> 00:12:29,469
and get a backstop that can
control the running game.
274
00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:31,004
When we do that,
275
00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:34,153
the Millstones are gonna
get all the way to the top.
276
00:12:35,077 --> 00:12:37,110
That actually sounds good.
277
00:12:37,145 --> 00:12:38,296
You were wrong.
278
00:12:38,331 --> 00:12:40,660
She's not the worst owner in sports.
279
00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:46,186
That was so hot.
280
00:12:46,221 --> 00:12:47,987
And specific.
281
00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:49,322
Where did that even come from?
282
00:12:49,357 --> 00:12:52,559
It came from me,
because I am better at this
283
00:12:52,594 --> 00:12:54,661
than you or any other man.
284
00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:56,062
Because I'm a blah-blah woman
285
00:12:56,098 --> 00:12:58,131
in a something-something world.
286
00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:03,203
And I will not be whatever it is.
287
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,479
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
288
00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:52,114
Ms. Adler.
289
00:13:52,149 --> 00:13:53,315
Dr. Saperstein.
290
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:54,416
- Hi.
- Hi.
291
00:13:54,451 --> 00:13:55,917
So before we do the ultrasound,
292
00:13:55,953 --> 00:13:57,953
is there anybody else
we should be waiting for?
293
00:13:57,988 --> 00:13:59,921
Nope. Nobody.
No fathers, no best friends,
294
00:13:59,957 --> 00:14:01,356
no gay roommates, just me.
295
00:14:01,391 --> 00:14:04,926
Okay, that's a lot to unpack.
296
00:14:04,962 --> 00:14:07,829
Look, it's perfectly normal
to be stressed.
297
00:14:07,865 --> 00:14:09,331
And that's why I'm here to answer
298
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:10,966
any questions or concerns,
299
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:13,435
and to make you feel calm and relaxed.
300
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,651
Thank you. That is exactly what...
301
00:14:15,686 --> 00:14:17,839
Oh.
302
00:14:18,199 --> 00:14:20,165
I'm so sorry. My husband's in the lobby.
303
00:14:20,201 --> 00:14:22,534
I just need to step out for one second.
304
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,169
Sure.
305
00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:27,072
It's nice that he visits you at work.
306
00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:30,161
You son of a bitch!
307
00:14:30,845 --> 00:14:34,480
How dare you come to my place
of work after what you did?
308
00:14:34,515 --> 00:14:37,182
No, no, you don't get to talk. I talk.
309
00:14:37,218 --> 00:14:38,550
Now I have to go in and comfort
310
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,947
a shockingly old patient right now.
311
00:14:42,056 --> 00:14:44,656
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
312
00:14:44,692 --> 00:14:47,059
Okay, let's get started.
313
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,060
Are you okay?
314
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,461
Oh, I'm fine.
315
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,563
But you know what? This is about you.
316
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,199
And sometimes when I feel
particularly stressed,
317
00:14:54,235 --> 00:14:56,235
I like to focus on my breath.
318
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,836
Let's do it together, okay?
319
00:14:57,872 --> 00:14:58,871
Let's take a deep breath.
320
00:14:58,906 --> 00:15:01,840
And...
321
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,044
Oh, my God.
322
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,880
I'll be right back. I'm so sorry.
323
00:15:07,915 --> 00:15:09,548
- Can I exhale?
- Yeah, whatever.
324
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,150
Up yours, Albert.
325
00:15:12,186 --> 00:15:14,720
You do not get to text me anymore.
326
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:18,724
You want to send a text,
you send it to your whore.
327
00:15:18,759 --> 00:15:20,559
Breathe out.
328
00:15:20,594 --> 00:15:22,261
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
329
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,729
So sorry.
330
00:15:23,764 --> 00:15:24,730
Okay, I think I should go.
331
00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:25,898
Sit!
332
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,599
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
333
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,328
Why don't you lay back?
334
00:15:29,904 --> 00:15:31,240
Um...
335
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,505
you know, I don't know if this
is the right time,
336
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:37,609
but I really just need someone
to tell me... promise me,
337
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,578
that everything is okay,
338
00:15:39,613 --> 00:15:43,048
because, you know,
being pregnant at my age
339
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,284
and all those really scary statistics,
340
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,085
I'm just... I'm kind of freaking out.
341
00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:55,193
Dr. Saperstein?
342
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,165
All right, all right, come here.
343
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,570
Okay.
344
00:16:07,975 --> 00:16:10,609
I'm having a feeling, poodle.
345
00:16:10,644 --> 00:16:12,778
It's more than just the satisfaction
346
00:16:12,813 --> 00:16:14,580
of proving Danley wrong.
347
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:16,248
It's a tingly thing,
348
00:16:16,283 --> 00:16:19,284
like a spark inside of me.
349
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,554
Could it be a sense of purpose?
350
00:16:23,991 --> 00:16:26,594
Is this what lady scientists feel?
351
00:16:29,129 --> 00:16:30,462
Sorry, me again.
352
00:16:30,497 --> 00:16:32,631
No, that's not how I practiced it.
353
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:33,799
Come in confident.
354
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,978
Don't yell at me. I'm trying.
355
00:16:38,939 --> 00:16:40,572
Ding!
356
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:41,840
Sorry, me again.
357
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,141
Here's the thing.
358
00:16:43,177 --> 00:16:45,618
I know baseball, I love the Millstones,
359
00:16:45,643 --> 00:16:47,776
and I gave you the ideas
that helped you save the team,
360
00:16:47,812 --> 00:16:49,356
so you should do the right thing
361
00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:50,445
and hire me.
362
00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:53,015
I haven't done
the right thing my whole life,
363
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:54,283
and I'm not about to start now.
364
00:16:54,318 --> 00:16:56,218
Karen.
365
00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:57,511
Can I see you in my office, please?
366
00:16:57,546 --> 00:16:58,554
Oh.
367
00:17:00,257 --> 00:17:03,826
Look, you're a proud, confident lady
368
00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:07,154
with great legs and a bold, red lip.
369
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:08,410
And...
370
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,637
so am I.
371
00:17:10,835 --> 00:17:13,202
But I think we both know
what we need to do here.
372
00:17:13,237 --> 00:17:15,370
We do? I mean...
373
00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:18,025
I know. Do you?
374
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,576
Why don't you tell me,
and then I'll tell you
375
00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,544
whether you got it right or not?
376
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,546
We don't know anything about baseball...
377
00:17:24,582 --> 00:17:27,015
Baseball, nothing.
I know you're a catcher.
378
00:17:28,919 --> 00:17:30,552
She's followed the Millstones
her whole life...
379
00:17:30,588 --> 00:17:33,035
Millstones, dead dad. Funny.
380
00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:36,058
And if you really
want to stick it to Danley...
381
00:17:36,093 --> 00:17:37,359
Stick it, Danley.
382
00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:39,094
Kind of cute in the right lighting.
383
00:17:40,397 --> 00:17:43,171
We need to hire her.
384
00:17:45,536 --> 00:17:47,469
Thank you for waiting.
She'll see you now.
385
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,908
So you're suggesting
that I give you a job,
386
00:17:52,943 --> 00:17:55,057
or an unpaid internship,
387
00:17:55,446 --> 00:17:57,212
where you come up
with great baseball ideas
388
00:17:57,248 --> 00:17:58,881
that I take credit for.
389
00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:01,319
- That's not exactly...
- Don't negotiate past "yes."
390
00:18:10,851 --> 00:18:12,018
Will.
391
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,286
Hey.
392
00:18:13,288 --> 00:18:14,787
I did bring you flowers,
393
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,456
but I had to give them
to the woman next door
394
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,456
when I walked in on her.
395
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,960
I was guessing which room you were in.
396
00:18:20,962 --> 00:18:23,129
I guessed wrong.
397
00:18:23,525 --> 00:18:25,040
Well, every woman loves flowers.
398
00:18:25,065 --> 00:18:26,182
Yeah.
399
00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:27,907
I don't think she's gonna like the card
400
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:30,551
about dust bunnies in her uterus.
401
00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:33,905
That's funny.
402
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,383
You came.
403
00:18:37,385 --> 00:18:39,051
Couldn't let my best friend go through
404
00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:41,938
one of the scariest days
of her life by herself.
405
00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:46,592
I'm sorry for what I said.
406
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:47,927
You're going through something, too.
407
00:18:47,929 --> 00:18:48,928
I know that.
408
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,830
No, I'm sorry.
409
00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:52,765
It's my job to know what you need,
410
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,200
and I dropped the ball.
411
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:56,235
I mean, the second those Beasts
knocked up Beauty,
412
00:18:56,237 --> 00:18:57,828
I should've been there.
413
00:18:58,339 --> 00:19:01,165
You're my knight in shining
pink Under Armour.
414
00:19:03,277 --> 00:19:05,778
I just can't shake the feeling
that any appointment
415
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,880
could be the one when they
tell me that it's all over.
416
00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:09,181
Okay, sweetie.
417
00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:11,584
It's gonna be okay.
418
00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:15,421
But I totally understand.
419
00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:17,790
Getting your hopes up
and then finding out
420
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,433
it's not gonna happen.
421
00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:21,978
That'd break anyone's heart.
422
00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:24,550
Will, what happened?
423
00:19:24,575 --> 00:19:25,974
No, this is about you.
424
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,933
Will, tell me.
425
00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:31,470
Well, apparently looking at egg donors
426
00:19:31,472 --> 00:19:34,974
suddenly made all this
baby stuff serious for McCoy,
427
00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:36,642
and he realized he...
428
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:37,977
doesn't want kids.
429
00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:40,045
Oh, sweetie.
430
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:41,455
Yeah.
431
00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:43,215
It's gonna be weird tomorrow
432
00:19:43,217 --> 00:19:45,418
when I have to sign for his sperm.
433
00:19:48,656 --> 00:19:50,623
But this is something that you've wanted.
434
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,825
You've talked about having kids
your entire life.
435
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:54,159
I know, I know.
436
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:56,829
Now I have to choose
between being with McCoy,
437
00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:59,515
and being a dad, and I...
438
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,601
I don't know what I want.
439
00:20:03,357 --> 00:20:06,024
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
440
00:20:06,307 --> 00:20:08,674
I'm Dr. Saperstein.
441
00:20:08,676 --> 00:20:10,318
Somebody found a father.
442
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:12,845
This is my friend Will.
443
00:20:12,847 --> 00:20:14,480
Oh, good, 'cause apparently
444
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:17,575
there's a peeping Tom
going from room to room.
445
00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:20,986
Anyway, let's take a look at the baby.
446
00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:22,254
Okay.
447
00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:24,874
I'm right here.
448
00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:31,047
Okay, just have to find the little guy.
449
00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:33,098
He's hiding.
450
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,533
I can only assume it's a boy
451
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:37,219
'cause they're always hiding something.
452
00:20:38,139 --> 00:20:40,606
Here we go.
453
00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:42,608
Is that...
454
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:45,344
That's the heartbeat. It sounds healthy.
455
00:20:45,346 --> 00:20:48,013
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
456
00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:50,215
Congratulations, Grace. It sounds great.
457
00:20:50,217 --> 00:20:52,026
I'm gonna take some measurements.
458
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:54,862
This is...
459
00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:57,114
I can't...
460
00:20:58,652 --> 00:21:00,752
Will, I'm gonna be a mother.
461
00:21:00,777 --> 00:21:02,076
I know.
462
00:21:03,364 --> 00:21:05,289
And now I know what I want.
463
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:09,001
I want to be a dad.
464
00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:13,089
And I'm gonna do it on my own,
just like my best girl.
465
00:21:15,076 --> 00:21:16,717
I am right here.
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