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- Knock, knock.
- Hey, Delia.
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Okay, girls. Ready to go in five.
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Thank you so much for
lending us the sleeping bag.
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Oh, sure. No problem.
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That is so nice of Mei and her family
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to invite the girls to the lake.
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- Right?
- Yeah. So...
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do you need any help with anything?
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Like, I know this is your first time
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packing the girls without Jill, so...
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We're good. They actually
packed themselves.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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Let's see now.
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Oh, oh, okay. All right.
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Grace has about six skirts,
four pants for two days
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and no warm layers.
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She also forgot sunscreen,
but, don't worry,
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because she's pretty good
to go on body glitter.
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- Body glitter could be used for sunscreen.
- Okay.
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You, uh, tell yourself that.
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And let's see,
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Natalie's is full of cookies,
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but she does have a bathing suit
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and a Nintendo Switch.
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Okay, girls, you're repacking!
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What? Why?
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All set?
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- Yeah.
- I took out all the cookies,
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so I hope you're happy
when I starve to death.
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Don't tell Delia.
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There's Mei's mom.
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All right, girls, uh, I want
you to have a fun weekend,
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and I'm gonna miss you.
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It's only two nights.
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And, I mean, you can call us anytime.
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Okay.
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Did you pack your desk lamp?
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You made me bring a book.
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- Is it too heavy?
- No, no, no. It's just awkward.
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- You got this?
- Yeah, I got it.
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- How am I on the right?
- Plenty of room on the left.
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Just cut it, cut it, cut
it, cut it. Oh! That's...
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That's less visible than it looks.
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That's gonna buff right out.
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- Your back okay?
- It's fine.
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I just thought I heard a dad noise.
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What you heard was a manly grunt.
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Shut up, Wade.
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- Not saying a word.
- So this is it, huh?
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Your big weekend and you're
building beds for the kids?
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Come on, man. Two nights, no kids.
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You could do whatever you want.
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You could walk around
this place with no pants.
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But you're gonna spend the whole weekend
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alone with the dogs, huh?
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Actually, no.
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For your information,
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I went on MashNote and I
am going out with someone.
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- Oh.
- Tonight.
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- Ho, ho, empty house, hot date.
- Yeah.
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All right.
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- What's her name?
- Her name's Alicia.
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Alicia.
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- Just an average, ordinary name.
- Uh-huh, what's she do?
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She edits an in-house magazine
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for a company that imports coffee.
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Ooh, "in-house magazine".
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You, you know, uh, if
I'm telling you the truth,
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I was ready to give up on dating online.
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The dates are all the same.
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Same kind of people,
same kind of places,
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same kind of small talk, but,
uh, Alicia seems different.
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Check this out, she picked
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a very cool place for
our date, Frame-a-Frame.
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You know the place where you can
design your own picture frames.
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Sexy change of pace.
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Uh-huh.
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- Frame-a-Frame.
- Whoa, so sexy.
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Uh, Alicia?
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No, Julie.
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You're not Carl, are you?
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- I'm Carl.
- Oh.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Hi.
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I'm Alicia. Wade?
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Yes, yes. Ah, so happy we
got that straightened out.
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That was crazy.
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Want to build a frame?
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- Great, let's do it.
- Yeah.
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Wait...
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Is this a hat?
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Oh, it's okay, I saw
someone do it on YouTube.
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Hey, no running with the cat.
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So, uh, Wade's kids are away.
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He must be so lonely.
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He ain't lonely right now.
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He's actually out on a date.
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Good for him.
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But I got to say, I
don't miss dating at all.
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Come on, baby, we used to have fun.
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Remember how they used to
call me Captain Cristal?
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I remember you used to
call you Captain Cristal.
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Whatever, I was king of the club.
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Yes, you were.
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And now you're king of the dishwasher.
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You don't think I still have it?
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I still have it. The
captain is still alive
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in here.
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Oh, the school sent a
letter. Lice is back.
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Good thing I washed my hat.
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Friday nights ain't
what they used to be.
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- So lice is back.
- Yeah, so I hear.
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Oh, you know, uh, Wade's
got a hot date tonight.
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Hot date, empty house.
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- Those were the days.
- Oh, yeah.
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But, I mean, this is way better, though.
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- You know?
- Yeah.
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- Dad. I lost my place.
- Yeah?
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I'm so sorry, sweetie.
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Now I got to start all over again.
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Oh... good.
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Storm approaching.
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'Cause of the clouds. That's cute.
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Seems we're not the first people
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to think about meeting
here on their first date.
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Oh, I'm sorry, is that bad?
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No. No, no, no, it's-it's fine.
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So, um, what made you Mash me?
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Well, I liked that you
said that you were tired
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- of the same old conversations...
- Mm-hmm.
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... and the same old dating scene.
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Yeah, and I-I like how you said
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you're laid back and love to travel.
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I don't think that was me.
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Oh, I'm sorry, you said
you work hard and play hard.
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Nope.
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Looking for a partner in crime?
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- Some other guy.
- Alicia?
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Dwayne! What are you doing here?
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You know me... work hard, play hard.
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I think maybe you've been here before.
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- Oh.
- I'm picking up that frame
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- we made the other day.
- That got so crazy.
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- Right?
- Wow.
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Uh, maybe you guys should catch up.
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Are you sure you don't mind?
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Mind? No. What, are you kidding me?
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I've got all this glitter and glue.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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Yeah. You're welcome, man.
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- Hey!
- Ah!
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- You look fantastic.
- So do you. This is wild.
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This is crazy.
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Hey, babe, you asleep?
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Mm.
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I mean, like, all the way asleep?
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Mm!
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It's cool.
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My back is messed up anyway.
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Psst. What're you doing?
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I'm listening to a podcast about murder.
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Should I be concerned?
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I'm a woman. We listen
to podcasts about murder.
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Oh, yeah. Totally.
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I wonder what Wade's doing right now.
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The world's his oyster at his feet.
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- Lousy date, huh?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna take a break from
the dating apps for a while.
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- Over one bad date?
- It's a whole thing.
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I mean, they make it
so cold and artificial.
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It's kind of like when the zoos
put the giant pandas in a cage
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- and try and make them mate.
- Yes.
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That doesn't work. Everybody
standing around watching them.
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It's just too much pressure.
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That's why we're running out of pandas.
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I miss the good old days.
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Back when I would just go
to a bar with my buddies
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and meet women and dance and have fun.
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- Hmm.
- Hey, you know that old bar,
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- the Wildwood Tavern?
- Yeah, sure.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You guys want to go?
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Guys' night out. Be
a little spontaneous.
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You know I would love to more
than anything in the world,
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but I promised Delia we'd catch up
on Handmaid's Tale tonight,
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and that is not a show where you
want to betray a woman's trust.
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- All right, well, Ben? How about you?
- Huh?
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You're always talking about how
you used to be Captain Cristal.
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- Hey. Hey.
- The king of the club. Huh?
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Come on. I want to meet him.
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I would love for you to
meet the captain, I would.
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But I can't leave Michelle
with no notice and four kids.
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Plus two of them are having
other kids over for sleepovers.
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Two. Damn, Noah's is a girl.
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It's right there on that weird line.
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Yeah, no, I totally understand.
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You're good men. Do family stuff.
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Sorry, man.
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- You sure you're gonna be all right?
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna do what the
ancients did, the pioneers.
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I am gonna go out and I am going
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to meet people in the real world.
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- Okay.
- What?
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And on my way back,
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I'm gonna pick up my picture frame.
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'Cause I worked really hard on it.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'll take a... Kentucky Rooster, neat.
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You got it. You want the
password for the Wi-Fi?
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Don't need it. Uh, tonight,
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I'm just gonna do the real world.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Is this seat taken?
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Uh, please. No. Uh, help yourself.
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Thank you.
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Uh...
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Wi-Fi password's WILDWOOD19, all caps.
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Thank you.
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- Dad!
- Hey!
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Are you in a tent?
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Yeah, but it's indoors.
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Uh... Yeah, o-okay.
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I-Is the chupacabra real?
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No, it isn't, and it
only lives in Mexico.
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So it is real?
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Grace, stop messing with your sister.
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Are-are you doing okay, Dad?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm-I'm good.
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I'm good. Don't worry about me.
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Wait, where are you?
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Is that a bar?
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Yes, it is.
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Ooh! Show us drunk people.
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No. I'm not gonna do that.
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- Miss you, Dad.
- Good night, Dad.
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Good night. I love you.
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Funny kids.
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I made them myself.
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You doing okay?
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Yeah, I'm good, they're
just gone for the weekend.
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Although it does feel a little strange,
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to be at loose ends on a...
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You were asking me about my drink.
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I was.
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Hit me.
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All right.
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Boom. What did I miss?
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One of the Marthas said,
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"You'll never get out of Gilead alive.
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You're going on the
Wall", and then June said,
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"I'm not going on the Wall.
You're going on the Wall".
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, this show makes me so scared
for everybody all the time.
256
00:09:55,775 --> 00:09:57,476
What? That can't be right.
257
00:09:57,477 --> 00:09:58,710
Oh, crap.
258
00:09:58,711 --> 00:10:00,412
- What is it?
- Look what Wade's doing.
259
00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:01,447
Scrabble.
260
00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:02,781
He's at a bar.
261
00:10:02,782 --> 00:10:04,382
He's supposed to be having a fun night.
262
00:10:04,383 --> 00:10:07,118
Instead he's sitting there
playing Scrabble on his phone.
263
00:10:07,119 --> 00:10:09,688
And he completely left
a triple word score open.
264
00:10:09,689 --> 00:10:10,855
Yeah, this is a cry for help.
265
00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:13,959
Delia,
266
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,594
my love,
267
00:10:15,595 --> 00:10:17,963
my life...
268
00:10:17,964 --> 00:10:21,900
... I don't want to do it,
but Wade needs me right now.
269
00:10:21,901 --> 00:10:23,268
- Yeah. You're right.
- What?
270
00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:24,700
- Really? I am?
- Yeah. I mean,
271
00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:26,704
he's your friend and he's clearly alone
272
00:10:26,705 --> 00:10:29,640
and a little lost at sea, and...
273
00:10:29,641 --> 00:10:32,643
Oh, okay. I guess
you're already leaving.
274
00:10:32,644 --> 00:10:34,179
Don't wait up. Mwah. Love you.
275
00:10:35,848 --> 00:10:37,482
Forrest is on his way there now.
276
00:10:37,483 --> 00:10:39,351
But he can't wingman alone.
277
00:10:39,352 --> 00:10:42,354
Baby, Wade needs Captain Cristal.
278
00:10:42,355 --> 00:10:44,021
Okay.
279
00:10:45,124 --> 00:10:46,791
Really?
280
00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:49,727
- You sure?
- Yeah, go. Have fun.
281
00:10:49,728 --> 00:10:53,965
To be clear, Captain Cristal
is going to a bar full of women.
282
00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:55,800
And this doesn't worry you at all?
283
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:58,036
You threw your back out making a bed.
284
00:10:58,037 --> 00:11:00,505
Not making a bed. Moving a bed.
285
00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:01,771
Go.
286
00:11:01,772 --> 00:11:03,706
All right.
287
00:11:04,942 --> 00:11:07,844
Last chance. I'm going.
288
00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:09,279
Putting on my shiny shoes.
289
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,547
Full speed ahead.
290
00:11:10,548 --> 00:11:12,047
You sure are going slow for somebody
291
00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:13,282
moving full speed ahead.
292
00:11:14,386 --> 00:11:17,154
Okay, cereal.
293
00:11:17,155 --> 00:11:19,710
- Try "jovial".
- Oh. Whoa, that's a nice one.
294
00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:20,857
It's a double word score.
295
00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:22,684
- Yeah.
- And they said being an English major at Duke
296
00:11:22,685 --> 00:11:24,561
was a waste.
297
00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:26,463
Do you want another?
You want to call it?
298
00:11:26,464 --> 00:11:28,232
I, uh... Think I'm gonna cash out.
299
00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,400
I should warn you,
300
00:11:29,401 --> 00:11:31,668
we do add 20% for groups over six.
301
00:11:31,669 --> 00:11:33,303
I just squeezed under by five.
302
00:11:33,304 --> 00:11:34,571
It's your lucky day.
303
00:11:34,572 --> 00:11:35,739
Yes.
304
00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,675
Unhand that man's credit card!
305
00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:40,677
- Ah, your wingmen have arrived.
- Oh.
306
00:11:40,678 --> 00:11:43,312
- What are you guys doing here?
- Huh?
307
00:11:43,313 --> 00:11:45,314
Oh, so I'm happy that you came.
308
00:11:45,315 --> 00:11:47,216
- Oh, wow.
- Come on, man.
309
00:11:47,217 --> 00:11:48,943
We may be happily married
men, but that doesn't mean
310
00:11:48,944 --> 00:11:50,687
we can't enjoy hooking a brother up.
311
00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:52,121
- Oh, man.
- Yeah, man, we're gonna give you a night
312
00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:53,954
you'll never forget. You're
gonna leave this place
313
00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:57,185
with, conservatively speaking
now, 20 phone numbers.
314
00:11:57,186 --> 00:11:59,351
Uh, I don't know that there are
that many women in this bar,
315
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,864
but I appreciate the attitude.
316
00:12:00,865 --> 00:12:03,362
Okay, first off, we got to make
you the center of attention.
317
00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:05,936
Lesson one: don't face the bar.
318
00:12:05,937 --> 00:12:07,771
Man.
319
00:12:07,772 --> 00:12:09,873
Face the honeys.
320
00:12:09,874 --> 00:12:12,374
- Okay. Okay.
- All right?
321
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:15,176
Okay, lesson two: elbows out...
322
00:12:16,512 --> 00:12:17,980
... legs wide.
323
00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:21,550
Give them the full man-spread.
324
00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:23,719
Watch this. Hey, now. Hey, ladies.
325
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,787
You having a good evening?
326
00:12:24,788 --> 00:12:26,388
It is. It's beautiful out, right?
327
00:12:26,389 --> 00:12:28,457
Okay. I catch you later.
328
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,125
Ha, ha, ha.
329
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:33,095
Yeah. Just knocking the rust off.
330
00:12:33,096 --> 00:12:34,429
- You know how it is. Vroom, vroom.
- Yeah.
331
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:35,731
- Right. Yeah.
- Just getting it started.
332
00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:36,732
You know how it goes.
333
00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:38,133
- Totally.
- Yeah.
334
00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:40,126
Michelle thinks I lost my game.
335
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,817
- Man, I got plenty of game left.
- Please.
336
00:12:41,818 --> 00:12:44,381
- Plenty.
- I'm-a need several drinks, please.
337
00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:46,098
Yeah, watch this. All
right? I'll give it a shot.
338
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,153
How about this?
339
00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:48,751
- Hey! Oh.
- Oh, God.
340
00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:51,220
That was just way too
loud. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
341
00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:52,589
- That was way too loud.
- No, buddy.
342
00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:54,658
It's okay. You know, you
just gave it your best shot.
343
00:12:54,659 --> 00:12:57,393
- I did. I did.
- Yeah. Yeah.
344
00:12:57,394 --> 00:12:59,327
That was my best shot.
345
00:13:00,506 --> 00:13:01,576
- It's okay.
- Wow.
346
00:13:01,577 --> 00:13:02,732
And speaking of shots.
347
00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:05,034
Ha, ha, ha.
348
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,036
Are y'all ready for the captain?
349
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,805
- I'm ready for the captain.
- Bottom's up.
350
00:13:08,806 --> 00:13:09,806
Ahoy!
351
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,941
Thanks for inviting us over.
352
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,644
Well, I thought if the guys
can have a guys' night,
353
00:13:14,645 --> 00:13:16,744
- we could have a girls' night.
- Yeah.
354
00:13:17,846 --> 00:13:19,695
Addie, honey, do you want to go upstairs
355
00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:21,129
and hang out with Sahai?
356
00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:24,334
Oh, she's good.
357
00:13:24,335 --> 00:13:25,634
What is she listening to?
358
00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:27,603
Thomas Hardy's Jude the Obscure.
359
00:13:27,604 --> 00:13:28,904
- Wow.
- I know.
360
00:13:28,905 --> 00:13:32,139
She's only 12, but she
listens at a tenth-grade level.
361
00:13:35,812 --> 00:13:39,180
I'm sorry, Wade. It's-it's
just no use, you know?
362
00:13:39,181 --> 00:13:42,227
Looks like the captain
went down with his ship.
363
00:13:42,228 --> 00:13:44,095
No, no. Come on, man.
364
00:13:44,096 --> 00:13:45,529
Why you saying that?
365
00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:48,633
You know, when I told Michelle
I was going out, she said "Go".
366
00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,268
Just like that.
367
00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:51,935
She wasn't even worried.
368
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,304
She should've been like,
369
00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:55,273
"Baby, I can't have you out there
370
00:13:55,274 --> 00:13:56,641
with all those hungry women.
371
00:13:56,642 --> 00:13:59,610
You the sexiest man alive".
372
00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:01,312
That seems a little unrealistic.
373
00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:03,648
I know, I know, and I
would never do anything,
374
00:14:03,649 --> 00:14:04,649
but still.
375
00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:05,949
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
376
00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,385
I do. I know what you mean.
377
00:14:07,386 --> 00:14:09,987
So... I got good news and bad news.
378
00:14:09,988 --> 00:14:13,891
Good news is a hot woman
followed me into the men's room.
379
00:14:13,892 --> 00:14:17,127
Bad news is it was the ladies' room.
380
00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:20,331
See, man, that's it, guys,
I'm-I'm calling it a night.
381
00:14:20,332 --> 00:14:21,666
Michelle was right.
382
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:24,201
I'm not the king of the club anymore.
383
00:14:24,202 --> 00:14:26,135
Just the king of the dishwasher.
384
00:14:27,306 --> 00:14:29,573
What is going on with you two, huh?
385
00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:31,675
You're supposed to be my wingmen.
386
00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:35,345
What, you're just giving up? Really?
387
00:14:35,346 --> 00:14:36,479
I mean, I've got one
388
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,881
Saturday night to go out
and raise a little hell.
389
00:14:38,882 --> 00:14:41,851
Come on, man, I want to
party with the captain.
390
00:14:41,852 --> 00:14:44,321
Bring him out. Bring him out, Ben.
391
00:14:44,322 --> 00:14:46,723
Bring him out. Bring him out.
392
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,357
Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh, there it comes.
393
00:14:48,358 --> 00:14:49,359
- It's coming.
- Oh, it's coming.
394
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,260
- Oh, oh, oh.
- Ooh.
395
00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:52,753
- You're right.
- Yeah.
396
00:14:52,754 --> 00:14:54,163
- You are right, Wade.
- Yes.
397
00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:56,032
Forrest, we came out tonight
398
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,668
to show the women of the world
how great of a guy Wade is.
399
00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:00,403
- He's a great guy.
- Great guy.
400
00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:01,871
And to send him home with some digits.
401
00:15:01,872 --> 00:15:04,173
Yeah! Does anybody say
digits anymore, though?
402
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:07,243
No, people don't, but
Captain Cristal does.
403
00:15:07,244 --> 00:15:08,611
- Okay.
- Yes, he, yes, he does.
404
00:15:08,612 --> 00:15:10,780
And if I got any game left...
405
00:15:10,781 --> 00:15:13,048
I'm leaving it on the field tonight.
406
00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:14,115
- Yes.
- Yeah.
407
00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:15,718
- On the field. Forrest!
- All right.
408
00:15:15,719 --> 00:15:17,853
- Yup.
- Can you give me an air horn?
409
00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:22,257
Uh, excuse me,
410
00:15:22,258 --> 00:15:23,726
ladies and gentlemen,
411
00:15:23,727 --> 00:15:27,396
the captain has an announcement to make!
412
00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:29,865
Cristal for everyone!
413
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:32,333
Whoa... yeah!
414
00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,036
Yeah!
415
00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:36,638
You do have Cristal, right?
416
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:39,441
- Yes. It's $400 a bottle.
- Okay.
417
00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:42,010
- Prosecco for everyone... !
- Oh, oh.
418
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:46,648
... at this table and-and this table.
419
00:15:46,649 --> 00:15:48,016
Okay,
420
00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:49,317
we'll get it for you guys.
421
00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:51,586
- All right?
- For you guys.
422
00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:54,422
Did he really call
himself Captain Cristal?
423
00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:56,157
Well, yeah, his dad was in the Navy
424
00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:59,026
and he's really into
Star Trek: The Next Generation.
425
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:00,728
I've never told anybody this...
426
00:16:00,729 --> 00:16:01,897
Hmm?
427
00:16:01,898 --> 00:16:04,564
... but Data, he gave me feelings.
428
00:16:07,169 --> 00:16:11,505
Anyway, it worked. Obviously.
429
00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:15,410
Wait, I don't even know that kid.
430
00:16:17,113 --> 00:16:19,114
So-so you belong to a gym?
431
00:16:19,115 --> 00:16:21,413
Wade, don't you lift heavy things
432
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,105
at that business that you own?
433
00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:25,353
I don't lift them, my employees do.
434
00:16:25,354 --> 00:16:26,988
Ooh, the jobs creator.
435
00:16:26,989 --> 00:16:28,290
Check this out.
436
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,157
So we're getting frozen
yogurt once, right,
437
00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,827
and the tap snaps off the wall
438
00:16:32,828 --> 00:16:35,362
and frozen yogurt just comes
shooting out everywhere.
439
00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:36,864
Oh, my God. What did you do?
440
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,833
I screamed like a little baby girl.
441
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:42,169
But Wade, here, leaped
into action and shut it off.
442
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,604
- Wow.
- I'm no hero,
443
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:46,243
or anything, I was just there
at the right time, you know?
444
00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,475
But it was quick. It was like, ah!
445
00:16:47,476 --> 00:16:49,444
- Oh!
- That's what you did.
446
00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:50,545
- Stopped it.
- That's what he did.
447
00:16:50,546 --> 00:16:52,447
Hey, Forrest, man, snap a picture off.
448
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,048
- Come on, ladies.
- Oh, what a great idea.
449
00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:55,182
Yeah, that's great.
450
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:56,984
Wade, you squeeze in
between Gretchen and Denise.
451
00:16:56,985 --> 00:16:58,653
Oh, wow, Gretchen, Denise.
452
00:16:58,654 --> 00:16:59,821
The rest of y'all, y'all come with me.
453
00:16:59,822 --> 00:17:01,656
This is going on the captain's Gram.
454
00:17:01,657 --> 00:17:04,357
Everybody say, "Captain!"
455
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,526
Captain!
456
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,194
Would you look at that.
457
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,864
Wade looks like he's having fun.
458
00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:12,398
That's nice.
459
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,501
Where are that woman's hands?
460
00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:16,135
Wait, which woman?
461
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,472
The one that's draped
all over my husband.
462
00:17:18,473 --> 00:17:22,075
Michelle, come on. He's
in a bar with women in it.
463
00:17:22,076 --> 00:17:23,208
You're being silly.
464
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,979
You're right.
465
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,714
- He's just being there for Wade.
- Mm-hmm.
466
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,683
- I'm going down there.
- Wait, what?
467
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:30,983
Can you watch the kids?
468
00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:34,554
A-All of them?
469
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,556
My mom lets me drink Cokes at night.
470
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:39,024
Wait until I'm gone
before you start lying.
471
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,874
Nice try.
472
00:17:42,447 --> 00:17:44,565
You designed the Carolina
Panthers' stadium?
473
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:45,594
Yes, he did.
474
00:17:45,595 --> 00:17:47,963
- No, I didn't. I'm a landscape architect.
- Yes.
475
00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:50,453
Uh, I planted most of the
hedges on the south end.
476
00:17:50,454 --> 00:17:53,635
Most, he planted most on the
south end, that's the good end.
477
00:17:53,636 --> 00:17:56,471
- Uh, you look like you can use another drink.
- Aw.
478
00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:57,472
You're so sweet.
479
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:04,345
Oh, no. Oh, what've I done?
480
00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:05,346
Wh-What's wrong?
481
00:18:05,347 --> 00:18:07,382
I just made out with that woman.
482
00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:09,450
When? I've-I've been
standing here the whole time.
483
00:18:09,451 --> 00:18:11,485
That was a mistake, okay?
484
00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:14,121
Denise, that-that was a
mistake, do you hear me?
485
00:18:14,122 --> 00:18:17,284
God, I must've been giving out signals
486
00:18:17,285 --> 00:18:19,394
or something. I love Delia.
487
00:18:19,395 --> 00:18:21,162
- Yes, you do.
- You know,
488
00:18:21,163 --> 00:18:23,531
I'm not good enough for
her to murder in a podcast.
489
00:18:23,532 --> 00:18:25,700
She's...
490
00:18:25,701 --> 00:18:28,236
- She's my whole world, man.
- Forrest,
491
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,738
if you need to go home,
that is totally cool.
492
00:18:30,739 --> 00:18:34,676
If I still have a home to go
to, I would like to go there now.
493
00:18:34,677 --> 00:18:37,478
- Go. Go.
- Okay. I will. Here I go.
494
00:18:37,479 --> 00:18:40,014
Hey.
495
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:42,650
- What's up with Forrest?
- He's going home to save his marriage.
496
00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,018
Oh, man. What'd I miss?
497
00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,321
Literally nothing.
498
00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,566
Oh, mama.
499
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,736
Hi.
500
00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:04,003
I think you might be in my spot.
501
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,302
- What's up, baby? You want to sit down?
- I can't stay.
502
00:19:09,303 --> 00:19:11,303
I have ice cream in the car.
503
00:19:12,047 --> 00:19:13,580
Is it chocolate?
504
00:19:13,581 --> 00:19:16,349
Double chocolate.
505
00:19:17,452 --> 00:19:19,519
- One second.
- Go.
506
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,289
- You sure?
- Yup. I'm gonna go home, too.
507
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:25,092
- I mean, you got to leave with some digits.
- I don't need any digits.
508
00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:28,629
All I wanted was to have
a great weekend, and I did.
509
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:30,731
I got to meet the captain.
510
00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:33,134
Ah.
511
00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:35,535
All right, look here, I got
something to handle, but, um...
512
00:19:35,536 --> 00:19:39,906
- Here, man. Tip big. I got a reputation.
- Okay.
513
00:19:39,907 --> 00:19:41,875
You sure you're okay not
closing down the place?
514
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:45,379
Hell yes! I'm leaving with
the hottest woman in here.
515
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,479
Mm!
516
00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:52,319
Thank you for everything.
517
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,288
- Lena.
- Lena.
518
00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:56,590
- Get home safe.
- Yeah.
519
00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:59,626
- Who's the captain now?
- You are!
520
00:20:03,264 --> 00:20:06,833
What got into you?
521
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:09,902
Me? That's just how I do.
522
00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:15,073
Yes you can have a Coke!
523
00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:18,779
Don't mess with the best.
524
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,947
Oh, hi, Linda.
525
00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:23,148
Hi. Did you have a good night?
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