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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,351 --> 00:01:17,010 Traffic Light 2 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:22,548 You made $5320.60 last month 3 00:01:23,058 --> 00:01:23,854 That much left? 4 00:01:24,225 --> 00:01:25,123 Of course not 5 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,494 You lost $2400 playing cards 6 00:01:27,762 --> 00:01:30,128 and $2300 paid to Ah Cheung 7 00:01:30,365 --> 00:01:34,859 $20 for food everyday & 31 days last month 8 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,467 $620 for food than 60 cents left 9 00:01:37,272 --> 00:01:38,068 Better than nothing 10 00:01:38,940 --> 00:01:40,202 No changes, I give it to you later 11 00:01:41,576 --> 00:01:42,338 Mocking Face 12 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:45,874 Yes, boss 13 00:01:45,914 --> 00:01:48,405 You made $3040.90 14 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,409 $500 for my birthday 15 00:01:50,718 --> 00:01:52,777 and $300 for my dad 16 00:01:53,021 --> 00:01:56,388 $620 for food and save up $1500 17 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,891 $120.90 left, one for all 18 00:02:01,362 --> 00:02:02,158 I don`t agree 19 00:02:02,197 --> 00:02:03,129 No objection 20 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,027 Get ready 21 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,794 No, I don`t know how 22 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:08,427 Get ready 23 00:02:08,470 --> 00:02:10,665 No, I don`t know how 24 00:02:10,705 --> 00:02:12,434 I wanna change 25 00:02:13,942 --> 00:02:14,840 Well break even 26 00:02:20,415 --> 00:02:21,313 Big mouth Yes 27 00:02:21,549 --> 00:02:25,508 You made $6422.20 last month 28 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:26,644 $620 for food 29 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,248 $800 for your and your dad`s present 30 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:30,687 Save up $1500 31 00:02:30,825 --> 00:02:33,453 $3522.20 left, pay now 32 00:02:33,661 --> 00:02:34,525 No 33 00:02:34,729 --> 00:02:36,822 I propose a special plan 34 00:02:37,165 --> 00:02:38,291 You want to save up more 35 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:38,992 Right 36 00:02:39,134 --> 00:02:40,965 I suggest you save $5000.00 monthly 37 00:02:41,002 --> 00:02:42,765 I don`t change you for service 38 00:02:43,004 --> 00:02:45,837 I`ll give you 1 % interest 39 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:46,966 When you have saved up to $1 M 40 00:02:47,008 --> 00:02:49,374 I give it back to you 41 00:02:50,278 --> 00:02:51,745 Stupid, no 42 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:53,306 My mother-in-law will do it fine 43 00:02:54,249 --> 00:02:56,410 You`ll regret 44 00:02:56,584 --> 00:02:58,950 I give you 3 days to consider 45 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:00,483 3 days? 46 00:03:01,189 --> 00:03:02,349 No, I quit, I am getting married 47 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:19,138 Stupid TV, won`t tune in 48 00:03:19,340 --> 00:03:20,466 What`s the channel? 49 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:21,868 Channel 9 50 00:03:23,778 --> 00:03:24,802 Channel 9 is too weak 51 00:03:24,846 --> 00:03:26,973 Everything is done by boss 52 00:03:29,117 --> 00:03:31,517 The news report is next 53 00:03:34,355 --> 00:03:36,550 The news report 54 00:03:36,824 --> 00:03:38,348 The opening of Chow`s Noodle shop 55 00:03:38,393 --> 00:03:40,554 heads the news 56 00:03:40,895 --> 00:03:43,557 Chow`s noodles are tasty 57 00:03:43,798 --> 00:03:47,165 We now have 58 00:03:47,202 --> 00:03:48,533 our grand opening ceremony 59 00:03:49,003 --> 00:03:50,300 Thank 60 00:03:51,739 --> 00:03:52,967 No wonder the rating is so low 61 00:03:53,408 --> 00:03:56,741 Where is Mocking face 62 00:03:57,078 --> 00:03:57,772 In there 63 00:04:37,685 --> 00:04:40,415 It`s no use just practising 64 00:04:41,055 --> 00:04:43,819 Gee, my nephew is coming up 65 00:04:44,058 --> 00:04:45,286 He wants to borrow money from me 66 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,054 Mr. Wet 67 00:04:46,094 --> 00:04:49,689 We have to hide everything 68 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,398 We only leave something toxic in the fridge 69 00:04:53,034 --> 00:04:55,559 And no matter what he asks, say no 70 00:04:55,703 --> 00:04:58,399 Of course no 71 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,902 Let hide away everything 72 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:10,681 Oh, it`s you 73 00:05:11,986 --> 00:05:13,419 Do you see Wong`s pals 74 00:05:14,289 --> 00:05:15,847 Do you count the boy like this tall? 75 00:05:16,157 --> 00:05:18,250 No, get in What`s up? 76 00:05:18,293 --> 00:05:20,557 You uncle got beaten up by Wong 77 00:05:20,795 --> 00:05:21,557 Come on 78 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:40,106 This bean curd has to last till next month 79 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:41,576 Pat 80 00:05:41,616 --> 00:05:43,379 You`ll be rich uncle 81 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:44,313 There you come 82 00:05:45,086 --> 00:05:47,919 What? I`ll be rich? 83 00:05:49,324 --> 00:05:52,725 I made $300 by selling my blood 84 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:56,352 It`s enough for Wong`s loan interest for 1 day 85 00:05:58,032 --> 00:05:59,431 No... 86 00:06:00,868 --> 00:06:04,531 I bleed internally 87 00:06:05,973 --> 00:06:08,567 It worths nearly $100 88 00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:10,275 Give it to me 89 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,941 You have to believe me uncle 90 00:06:14,148 --> 00:06:15,877 I have got a job 91 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:18,075 I am a P.A. at channel 9 92 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:19,219 $900 per month 93 00:06:19,454 --> 00:06:23,015 But I want to borrow $50,000 from you 94 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:27,588 And I pay you back $100.00 per month till I die 95 00:06:28,162 --> 00:06:30,528 The longer I live, the more you get 96 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,833 I only want to benefit you 97 00:06:34,535 --> 00:06:35,900 I am 98 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,871 Take a rest 99 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:40,900 I can`t make it 100 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,434 But is my next of Kin 101 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,140 After my death 102 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,510 He will take care of my everything 103 00:06:50,385 --> 00:06:51,909 Do you mean it? 104 00:06:52,553 --> 00:06:55,386 Your eyes, teeth, kidney are alright 105 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:56,614 They can be transplanted 106 00:06:56,657 --> 00:06:57,385 Damn you 107 00:06:57,759 --> 00:06:59,920 How dare you 108 00:07:00,094 --> 00:07:02,187 You always mean to me 109 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:03,092 I am poor 110 00:07:03,698 --> 00:07:05,359 No money for you 111 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:06,825 Alright 112 00:07:08,836 --> 00:07:10,497 I won`t borrow your money 113 00:07:10,705 --> 00:07:13,640 But I want to stay here 114 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:16,976 OK, but you listen to me 115 00:07:17,178 --> 00:07:20,614 I have regulations on meals and bed 116 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:21,613 And no hot showers 117 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,048 $10 for every phone call 118 00:07:23,518 --> 00:07:24,780 No problem 119 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,977 but, like a snap now 120 00:07:30,558 --> 00:07:32,025 I am dressing up and then 121 00:07:32,693 --> 00:07:33,751 You two escort me to the bank 122 00:07:35,963 --> 00:07:37,430 We have to be mean to him 123 00:07:37,465 --> 00:07:38,022 No problem 124 00:07:38,065 --> 00:07:39,054 Mean to him Yes 125 00:07:42,203 --> 00:07:45,070 Shit, wanna take my life 126 00:07:45,907 --> 00:07:48,239 I am sorry, it`s our fault 127 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,701 You have to compensate 128 00:07:50,978 --> 00:07:51,808 But 129 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,372 But what? 130 00:07:53,614 --> 00:07:54,546 Those below 5 131 00:07:54,582 --> 00:07:56,311 have no right to speak 132 00:07:56,417 --> 00:07:57,145 Who said so 133 00:07:57,251 --> 00:07:59,185 Me, small Mark of Wan Tau Hom 134 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,880 You are short and troublesome 135 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:03,948 It`s funny knocking the heads 136 00:08:04,091 --> 00:08:05,149 It`s really funny 137 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,923 Knock... knock... 138 00:08:07,962 --> 00:08:09,361 Come on pals 139 00:08:14,802 --> 00:08:16,167 Massage 140 00:08:17,004 --> 00:08:17,868 You want cash? 141 00:08:18,673 --> 00:08:23,701 Not really I take cheque & bank cards to 142 00:08:24,145 --> 00:08:25,339 Do you take medical charge us well? 143 00:08:25,947 --> 00:08:27,471 You decide 144 00:08:27,949 --> 00:08:28,608 Can I help you? 145 00:08:28,649 --> 00:08:30,480 Pal, the rule is 146 00:08:30,518 --> 00:08:31,507 3 blows for ugly 147 00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:34,581 But I am handsome 148 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:35,947 6 blows for handsome 149 00:08:36,924 --> 00:08:39,017 I hate being knocked on the head 150 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:39,788 I am sorry 151 00:08:40,294 --> 00:08:41,818 Am I short, Small Mark? 152 00:08:42,163 --> 00:08:43,858 No, you are great 153 00:08:44,332 --> 00:08:47,324 I hate people look at me that way 154 00:08:47,969 --> 00:08:48,833 What about like this? 155 00:08:49,203 --> 00:08:52,229 That`s close, but I have to beat you up 156 00:08:56,611 --> 00:08:57,543 Stop 157 00:08:58,513 --> 00:08:59,639 Stop fighting 158 00:09:01,382 --> 00:09:04,249 Stop fighting, we are gentlemen 159 00:09:04,285 --> 00:09:05,047 For what? 160 00:09:06,621 --> 00:09:09,488 Right, get the gear up 161 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:10,989 Get moving 162 00:09:11,025 --> 00:09:13,323 You live on the second floor 163 00:09:13,361 --> 00:09:14,419 Then we are flat mates 164 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,292 We are in block B 165 00:09:17,532 --> 00:09:18,658 I am of Cancer 166 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,230 Don`t talk to them 167 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,133 Sister Mui will be upset 168 00:09:22,169 --> 00:09:23,727 We will got blamed Po Chi, Fong Fong Ka Yin 169 00:09:28,809 --> 00:09:29,537 Sister Mui 170 00:09:30,878 --> 00:09:33,438 Women need men, that`s logical 171 00:09:33,981 --> 00:09:37,314 But those men aren`t good enough 172 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,845 I`m Sister 13, their manager 173 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,021 You can just talk to me 174 00:09:44,425 --> 00:09:45,585 Damn such woman 175 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:46,354 What? 176 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,925 Trouble, trouble, understand? 177 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,191 Women are trouble 178 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:58,300 Your dad took advantage of your mum 179 00:09:58,873 --> 00:10:01,603 You have to respect our members 180 00:10:05,212 --> 00:10:08,579 It looks too familiar? 181 00:10:09,016 --> 00:10:09,812 What familiar? 182 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,311 He likes my friend in New York when I was young 183 00:10:14,555 --> 00:10:15,544 When you were young? 184 00:10:16,223 --> 00:10:17,383 We are interested in the 3 girls 185 00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:20,317 Quiet, we are neighbors 186 00:10:20,461 --> 00:10:22,361 Alright, take your time, bye 187 00:10:23,598 --> 00:10:24,257 Get moving 188 00:10:25,399 --> 00:10:26,229 Sister Mui 189 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,661 Get moving 190 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,630 Potato chips? Wait till you are 98 lbs 191 00:10:31,973 --> 00:10:33,804 You only have fluid for your dinner 192 00:10:34,742 --> 00:10:36,141 Sister Mui, let`s Got up 193 00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:39,006 Speak properly 194 00:10:39,113 --> 00:10:40,603 Got, get up, not Got up 195 00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:42,582 Do work hard on it 196 00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:47,080 Are you twins? 197 00:10:48,089 --> 00:10:50,922 No, but I was emotionally moved 198 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,294 Yeah, me too when I see the way You practice 199 00:10:54,829 --> 00:10:55,921 Get up, quick 200 00:11:00,434 --> 00:11:01,799 Damn it, so familiar 201 00:11:03,304 --> 00:11:04,271 What would you like? 202 00:11:04,305 --> 00:11:06,535 $100 notes for $5000 and $10 notes for $1500 203 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:09,674 $50,000 please 204 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,008 The 3 chicks are gorgeous 205 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,374 Yes, one each for us 206 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,077 No, I want them all 207 00:11:17,118 --> 00:11:18,244 Sister Mui for the two of you to share 208 00:11:22,089 --> 00:11:23,522 Freeze... 209 00:11:23,624 --> 00:11:25,785 Miss, please take it back 210 00:11:25,826 --> 00:11:28,317 Sure, but please fill in the forms 211 00:11:30,665 --> 00:11:32,360 You two listen to me 212 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,992 I pay you salaries till next year 213 00:11:34,035 --> 00:11:36,060 No, pay him first 214 00:11:36,337 --> 00:11:39,670 Take it, it`s all yours 215 00:11:39,707 --> 00:11:40,571 Freeze, ClD 216 00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:44,311 Help 217 00:11:51,285 --> 00:11:51,910 Quick 218 00:11:52,119 --> 00:11:53,416 Excuse me 219 00:11:55,056 --> 00:11:56,148 Here is a special report 220 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:57,748 City Bank was robbed at 12:05 hrs 221 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:59,316 by 3 robbers 222 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,089 And ClD was there and they exchanged fire 223 00:12:01,295 --> 00:12:02,353 And the robbers are holding hostages 224 00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:04,990 Stay tune and we will have instant report 225 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:08,363 Stay away 226 00:12:08,536 --> 00:12:13,496 Or I shoot him down 227 00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:17,344 Sir, be careful 228 00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:23,380 Simon hand is coming 229 00:12:23,684 --> 00:12:26,346 Right, they really take it seriously 230 00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:27,813 Boss 231 00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:29,686 Are the hostages killed? 232 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:30,418 Not yet 233 00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:33,292 better to kill the hostage it looks better 234 00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:36,296 Stay on him when he fires, better rating 235 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,897 No violence, no porno, no body watch 236 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,434 Boss, the betters wanna surrender 237 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,498 What? Surrender? 238 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:46,906 Stay away or l`ll kill them 239 00:12:49,543 --> 00:12:50,601 Your shirt is beautiful 240 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:51,542 Of course 241 00:12:51,579 --> 00:12:52,739 You are blocking me 242 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,240 It`s your fault to rob this bank 243 00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,212 It`s better to rob the shop in central 244 00:12:57,384 --> 00:12:59,614 We had done it many times there 245 00:13:00,621 --> 00:13:01,553 Stay away 246 00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:05,448 Help 247 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:06,860 Kill them 248 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,391 The fatty has a decay 249 00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:13,525 You have no chance 250 00:13:13,768 --> 00:13:16,168 The bank is heavily surrounded 251 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,269 Surrender 252 00:13:17,738 --> 00:13:19,069 Let`s surrender 253 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:20,038 Surrender? 254 00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:21,269 Bang! Bang! 255 00:13:24,812 --> 00:13:27,076 You bastard, you drag me down 256 00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:28,647 Why blame me? 257 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:29,512 Then blame me? 258 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,543 Why take my gun? 259 00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:35,544 I am afraid that you`ll shoot me 260 00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:40,086 Give it back to me 261 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,218 I won`t 262 00:13:44,832 --> 00:13:45,730 Give me back the gun 263 00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:46,926 Never 264 00:13:55,609 --> 00:13:56,598 Let me go 265 00:13:58,245 --> 00:14:01,373 I am only dreaming, they are all gone 266 00:14:03,684 --> 00:14:04,981 Lucky to have a good sport 267 00:14:22,203 --> 00:14:23,431 No bullets 268 00:14:23,938 --> 00:14:24,836 Get him 269 00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:30,871 Good, some violence 270 00:14:36,684 --> 00:14:38,709 Stop hitting him 271 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:42,020 Get moving 272 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,280 Stop pretending? 273 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,090 Where is Uncle Ken 274 00:14:47,361 --> 00:14:48,623 I am here... 275 00:14:49,897 --> 00:14:51,159 The are all gone 276 00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:52,561 It`s alright now 277 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:55,892 You owe me $28,000 each 278 00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:59,196 It should be $50,000 in total 279 00:14:59,406 --> 00:15:00,134 Why $28,000? 280 00:15:00,174 --> 00:15:01,664 That`s because of interest 281 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:02,973 You made a mistake 282 00:15:05,246 --> 00:15:06,873 We are channel 8 we want to interview you 283 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,842 They are the heroes today 284 00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:14,412 Where you scare being held hostage 285 00:15:14,688 --> 00:15:17,282 No, we were acting only 286 00:15:17,424 --> 00:15:19,255 We pretend to deceive the robbers 287 00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:20,289 Yes 288 00:15:20,661 --> 00:15:21,992 What about you? 289 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:25,799 Can I have my dedication? 290 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,264 The song is for Sweary Fat Tong Tong & Man-Chi 291 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,236 and the 3 beautiful in Block B 292 00:15:30,271 --> 00:15:33,468 The song Crazy Love by Alan 293 00:15:33,741 --> 00:15:36,005 Sorry, I can`t have dedications in news report 294 00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:39,979 The ends our special report 295 00:15:40,414 --> 00:15:41,813 Get going 296 00:15:43,851 --> 00:15:45,045 You must be Boss Simon Hand 297 00:15:45,252 --> 00:15:46,981 I always read you from newspaper 298 00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:48,017 I am Traffic Light 299 00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:48,851 Bye 300 00:15:50,057 --> 00:15:51,046 It is my first time 301 00:15:51,091 --> 00:15:52,080 Do I love a camera face 302 00:15:52,259 --> 00:15:54,659 Photo... 303 00:15:57,031 --> 00:15:58,726 Can we be artists? 304 00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:00,333 Of course, of course 305 00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:01,761 We meet tomorrow then 306 00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:04,368 OK, see you later 307 00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:05,735 Who are they? 308 00:16:05,806 --> 00:16:07,865 Boss, you want them to be artists? 309 00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:11,369 Am I insane? I don`t mean it 310 00:16:11,545 --> 00:16:13,775 We can always deny what we mean 311 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:14,981 You are stupid 312 00:16:18,619 --> 00:16:23,113 The call time is 7:00 am tomorrow 313 00:16:23,457 --> 00:16:24,981 Don`t be late 314 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,762 What? You`ve joined Channel 8 315 00:16:30,564 --> 00:16:33,556 Boss, he`s left, what shall we do? 316 00:16:34,935 --> 00:16:35,959 Change the artist 317 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,800 And change the script as well 318 00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:41,901 OK, but who write the script 319 00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:43,708 Me? 320 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,539 I... 321 00:16:56,457 --> 00:16:57,856 Gee, I can have a break now 322 00:17:04,431 --> 00:17:05,398 It`s warmer inside 323 00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:10,365 Damn it, how can it be 324 00:17:11,038 --> 00:17:12,938 The emergency meeting today 325 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,500 Is to remedy our rate of 0.03% 326 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:21,446 Because channel 8 had a live broadcast of bank robbery 327 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,975 And 10 of our producers & 20 artists 328 00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:27,685 they have left and joined them 329 00:17:28,122 --> 00:17:30,488 Channel 8 has financial support 330 00:17:30,524 --> 00:17:32,719 So what? 331 00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:35,853 They use damn shit ways to get our men 332 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:39,898 We talk about sense of belonging 333 00:17:43,704 --> 00:17:44,728 It`s for you, Sam 334 00:17:45,205 --> 00:17:47,036 Yes, l`ll be right there 335 00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:50,043 Where are you going? 336 00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:51,436 To the meeting 337 00:17:51,645 --> 00:17:52,737 But we are having a meeting here 338 00:17:53,147 --> 00:17:55,342 I am going to channel 8 339 00:17:57,484 --> 00:18:01,113 You betrayer, no turning back 340 00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:09,359 Any more phone calls from channel 8 341 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,197 You bastard Simon Hand 342 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,564 I will revenge 343 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:21,764 Who can get the people from channel 8 344 00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:24,943 Promotion by 3 grades and 3 times the salaries 345 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,177 I`ll go 346 00:18:27,214 --> 00:18:28,340 Who are you? 347 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:32,183 I am a Production Assistant 348 00:18:33,187 --> 00:18:35,485 I care about the Channel 9 349 00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:36,614 and I want to know what`s happening 350 00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:39,958 Mr. Chow 351 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,559 I`ll get you people from Channel 8 352 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,960 Who are you trying to get? 353 00:18:45,399 --> 00:18:46,661 The two hostage 354 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,267 in the bank robbery 355 00:18:48,402 --> 00:18:49,460 Mocking face, Traffic Light 356 00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:52,364 Do I look good in this suits for interview 357 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,239 What interview? 358 00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:56,098 You are still working for me 359 00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:57,834 We want to quit 360 00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:58,810 Quit? 361 00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:00,977 Are you pal? 362 00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:03,275 Of course, since Sweary Fat has gone 363 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:05,680 There is not much business better close it down 364 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:06,820 It`s OK, closing it down 365 00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:09,146 But you should count me in as an artist 366 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,914 I can be your manager 367 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,356 OK but you have to change your name 368 00:19:13,627 --> 00:19:16,118 Your name doesn`t sound good 369 00:19:16,897 --> 00:19:18,159 What should be my name? 370 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:22,199 Something like Willy 371 00:19:22,669 --> 00:19:26,002 Something like Billy 372 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,370 I can be Billy Chan 373 00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:28,540 Bill Chan? 374 00:19:28,575 --> 00:19:29,769 Yes, B come before W 375 00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:30,899 Not bad 376 00:19:31,111 --> 00:19:32,635 They 3 boys are coming out 377 00:19:33,814 --> 00:19:34,803 Who called me? 378 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,116 See, I said they would jump out 379 00:19:38,152 --> 00:19:38,982 Yes 380 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,686 I am Mocking Face 381 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,551 I am Traffic Light 382 00:19:41,588 --> 00:19:42,577 I am Lau Tin... 383 00:19:42,623 --> 00:19:44,318 No, I am Billy Chan 384 00:19:44,358 --> 00:19:45,586 Their manager 385 00:19:45,926 --> 00:19:48,292 You were on TV today 386 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,790 We will always on TV 387 00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:51,563 We`ll join channel 8 388 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,093 That`s good 389 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,860 Right don`t know how long our training last 390 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:56,864 What training 391 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,966 Sister Mui is our manager 392 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,572 She wants Po Chi a compete for Miss Heung Kong 393 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:06,270 & Fong Fong Super New Singer Competition 394 00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,971 We will have the audition 395 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,014 And K100 396 00:20:13,487 --> 00:20:14,977 What`s wrong with your eye? 397 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:19,089 Sister Mui won`t let us talk to boys 398 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,317 That`s bad 399 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,353 How bad? 400 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:27,624 She wants us to behave ourselves 401 00:20:28,035 --> 00:20:30,936 Right and clean too 402 00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:36,206 She spoils everything 403 00:20:37,544 --> 00:20:39,136 You want to be superstars 404 00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,474 and they boys are extras only 405 00:20:41,848 --> 00:20:44,009 You have signed the contract 406 00:20:44,184 --> 00:20:45,913 12 years rigid and 12 years flexible 407 00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:47,850 Meantime, no marriage nor birth of child 408 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,287 No romance and no nothing 409 00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:52,155 No eating in street, remember? 410 00:20:52,993 --> 00:20:54,221 Yes, Sister Mui 411 00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:56,058 OK, l`ll forget about what happened 412 00:20:57,598 --> 00:20:59,896 Let`s rehearse the manner 413 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:02,234 Po Chi, stand here 414 00:21:02,869 --> 00:21:04,234 The two of you, stand here 415 00:21:12,746 --> 00:21:17,115 Miss Heung Kong 1988 is... 416 00:21:18,685 --> 00:21:20,846 No. 7 Ching Po Chi 417 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,589 I beg you 418 00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:34,932 You look like having affairs with the judges 419 00:21:34,968 --> 00:21:36,435 and sure you would win 420 00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:38,003 You should be surprised 421 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,496 Let me show you 422 00:21:48,415 --> 00:21:51,578 Miss Heung Kong 1988 is... 423 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,287 No. 8 Sister 13 424 00:21:59,726 --> 00:22:03,025 In the coming year Sister 13 will represent 425 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,426 Heung Kong travel around the world 426 00:22:05,632 --> 00:22:07,623 and show the world the good side of Heung Kong 427 00:22:08,001 --> 00:22:11,198 We will bless Sister 13 428 00:22:13,273 --> 00:22:16,106 Don` t laugh, you should be like this 429 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,803 Select your costume 430 00:22:26,687 --> 00:22:27,779 People can see what`s inside 431 00:22:27,821 --> 00:22:29,186 Yes How can I wear it? 432 00:22:29,489 --> 00:22:31,457 Do you want to get attention? 433 00:22:31,758 --> 00:22:33,555 It`s good for promoting yourself? 434 00:22:34,094 --> 00:22:37,086 and when you wear the low cuts 435 00:22:37,798 --> 00:22:40,961 Be sure people can see your breasts 436 00:22:41,101 --> 00:22:43,535 and put your feet on the table having the miniskirt 437 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,732 Then you`ll be the girl on the cover page 438 00:22:46,139 --> 00:22:47,265 That`s too bad 439 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,064 It`s better than poverty 440 00:22:49,309 --> 00:22:50,674 When you get $1 M as a cast 441 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,106 You can act nobly then 442 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,736 Low class or not is personal 443 00:22:56,350 --> 00:22:59,183 How is your recitation? 444 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,485 It`s very hard 445 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:02,813 It is not 446 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,349 Melon on the ground flower on the ground 447 00:23:05,525 --> 00:23:07,720 Melon and flower are lying on the ground 448 00:23:07,861 --> 00:23:09,055 Music from guitar 449 00:23:09,196 --> 00:23:10,788 Picking up the melon and flower 450 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,023 then go to Look for a star 451 00:23:12,165 --> 00:23:13,792 Hard to choose from so many stars 452 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,731 End up without any star 453 00:23:16,470 --> 00:23:20,873 Melon, flower, guitar 454 00:23:20,907 --> 00:23:22,807 work hard on it nor no food for you 455 00:23:23,677 --> 00:23:25,042 What about your exercise? 456 00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,207 Go to buy some take-aways 457 00:25:21,428 --> 00:25:23,862 Don`t cheat me 458 00:25:24,931 --> 00:25:25,625 What are you doing? 459 00:25:29,169 --> 00:25:31,603 We talk later, bye 460 00:25:31,838 --> 00:25:33,066 Watch out 461 00:25:33,106 --> 00:25:34,130 Have you finished? 462 00:25:37,777 --> 00:25:38,744 Give me a dollar 463 00:25:53,827 --> 00:25:54,816 Is Mocking Face in? 464 00:25:54,861 --> 00:25:55,919 I am, what`s matter? 465 00:25:56,630 --> 00:26:01,567 I am Mr. Wen Bad Chi from Channel 9 466 00:26:01,868 --> 00:26:04,359 the producer Mr. Lau is going to you 467 00:26:04,638 --> 00:26:05,935 Please wait for him? 468 00:26:05,972 --> 00:26:08,497 I will sign up for channel 8 tomorrow 469 00:26:08,642 --> 00:26:09,870 He doesn`t have to come 470 00:26:10,243 --> 00:26:12,734 What? You sign up for channel 8? 471 00:26:25,992 --> 00:26:27,584 This station looks great 472 00:26:28,028 --> 00:26:29,393 How can we find Simon Hand? 473 00:26:29,763 --> 00:26:31,492 Ask the office boy 474 00:26:31,531 --> 00:26:32,793 Yes Don`t just stand here 475 00:26:32,999 --> 00:26:34,091 Me? 476 00:26:34,267 --> 00:26:35,700 Who else? 477 00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:37,427 You are the manager 478 00:26:42,609 --> 00:26:43,405 Excuse me, Miss 479 00:26:43,443 --> 00:26:44,137 Yes 480 00:26:44,177 --> 00:26:46,771 We have an appointment with Mr. Simon Hand 481 00:26:47,514 --> 00:26:48,310 Please wait 482 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,082 How is it? 483 00:26:51,284 --> 00:26:52,376 38/F 484 00:26:52,786 --> 00:26:54,754 38/F, so high 485 00:26:55,922 --> 00:26:56,547 So what? 486 00:26:56,756 --> 00:26:58,781 There could be sex maniacs 487 00:26:58,992 --> 00:26:59,890 Non-sense, get moving 488 00:27:09,469 --> 00:27:11,027 You go first, I come later 489 00:27:12,806 --> 00:27:15,297 That`s Alan Tam 490 00:27:33,326 --> 00:27:37,422 The natural sound 491 00:27:38,098 --> 00:27:38,894 Next 492 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,630 I`ll sing a song Gray Colour 493 00:27:43,603 --> 00:27:44,535 Music 494 00:27:45,639 --> 00:27:48,233 The colour grey 495 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:52,678 Next 496 00:27:56,816 --> 00:27:59,512 I`ll sing a song Plenty of Sunshine 497 00:28:21,775 --> 00:28:24,744 Mr. Lai, that`s good 498 00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,345 I am from Nippon Supper Record 499 00:28:40,493 --> 00:28:41,460 What so? 500 00:28:41,728 --> 00:28:42,956 SUPER MUSlC RECORD 501 00:28:43,229 --> 00:28:46,426 I am looking for singers 502 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:48,097 That one? 503 00:28:49,169 --> 00:28:51,501 She`ll be a super star in Japan 504 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,037 Her? 505 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,710 Good 506 00:29:09,489 --> 00:29:11,047 Miss, my card 507 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:14,188 We`ll sign you up 508 00:29:15,261 --> 00:29:17,229 She is in the Final 509 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:18,260 Mind what you are doing 510 00:29:18,832 --> 00:29:20,322 I am in the Final? 511 00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:22,726 Right, you can`t drop out 512 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,467 That`s too bad 513 00:29:24,838 --> 00:29:26,135 Get him out 514 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:29,638 Don`t get me out of here 515 00:29:30,176 --> 00:29:32,167 I`ll pay for the court changes 516 00:29:34,013 --> 00:29:34,911 Insane 517 00:29:41,287 --> 00:29:42,311 Miss... 518 00:29:43,723 --> 00:29:44,655 The manager says 519 00:29:45,391 --> 00:29:47,086 We have an appointment with Mr. Simon Hand 520 00:29:47,127 --> 00:29:47,821 Yes 521 00:29:47,861 --> 00:29:49,021 You have an appointment with Mr. Simon Hand? 522 00:29:50,363 --> 00:29:52,024 He is in a meeting 523 00:29:56,603 --> 00:29:57,297 What`s matter? 524 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,768 A Mr. Face and Mr. Chan want to see you 525 00:30:00,073 --> 00:30:01,938 Who are they? 526 00:30:02,308 --> 00:30:03,969 Ask them to wait 527 00:30:16,422 --> 00:30:18,014 Sir, I have finished 528 00:30:18,158 --> 00:30:21,559 How do you feel Simon? 529 00:30:21,594 --> 00:30:24,563 I feel the air travelling everywhere 530 00:30:24,764 --> 00:30:29,360 Really? You have reached a higher level 531 00:30:30,336 --> 00:30:32,395 Even I haven`t reached that level yet 532 00:30:32,939 --> 00:30:35,134 Well, I think I did it wrong 533 00:30:35,441 --> 00:30:38,672 I can pass the air outside my body 534 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:39,537 So strange? 535 00:30:39,579 --> 00:30:40,568 You try? 536 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,778 Can you feel my air? 537 00:30:47,821 --> 00:30:49,618 Yes, it`s a big current 538 00:30:49,656 --> 00:30:51,624 Is it a bit hot? 539 00:30:51,658 --> 00:30:53,057 It`s hot all over the body 540 00:30:56,196 --> 00:30:58,630 Sir, I got bounced by your current 541 00:30:58,832 --> 00:31:00,527 That`s strong 542 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:03,793 That`s why I am still healthy at my 80` age 543 00:31:04,771 --> 00:31:09,640 I know how to tackle the nerves 544 00:31:09,876 --> 00:31:10,706 Really? 545 00:31:10,944 --> 00:31:13,037 I know you won`t believe 546 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,103 So and so 547 00:31:15,782 --> 00:31:18,979 Sir, did you tackle me? I can`t move 548 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:22,952 It`s called Yin Kei Nerve 549 00:31:23,189 --> 00:31:26,556 I can tackle your cry laugh and dead nerve 550 00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:28,753 You are real great then 551 00:31:28,995 --> 00:31:30,587 Try your Laugh nerve 552 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,195 What are you doing? 553 00:31:38,404 --> 00:31:39,837 You had tackled my laugh nerve 554 00:31:41,207 --> 00:31:43,732 I haven`t yet 555 00:31:45,078 --> 00:31:46,943 You are good at you See Kung try another 556 00:31:47,647 --> 00:31:48,807 I`ll get your cry nerve 557 00:31:52,819 --> 00:31:54,343 Sir, release me, quick 558 00:31:56,356 --> 00:31:58,347 Sir, you are powerful 559 00:31:58,558 --> 00:32:01,322 Don`t fool around, hold it 560 00:32:04,764 --> 00:32:06,095 I am not kidding 561 00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:08,596 I`ll get someone I don`t know 562 00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:10,393 and test my power 563 00:32:10,737 --> 00:32:12,637 OK, l`ll send Chi and Dai up 564 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:16,742 No, they work for you I can`t really test 565 00:32:28,288 --> 00:32:30,347 These two are perfect 566 00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:33,147 Come in, the two of you 567 00:32:35,361 --> 00:32:36,487 Let`s go 568 00:32:38,298 --> 00:32:39,959 Come in... 569 00:32:41,801 --> 00:32:43,029 Boss Simon 570 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:47,302 Sir, they are on-lookers only 571 00:32:47,807 --> 00:32:49,399 That will do fine 572 00:32:50,944 --> 00:32:53,174 I talk to him first 573 00:32:56,215 --> 00:32:57,113 What are you here for? 574 00:32:57,450 --> 00:32:58,576 You wanted as to be artists 575 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:00,042 I am their manager 576 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,483 OK, l`ll sign you up 577 00:33:04,057 --> 00:33:06,218 But you are a dummy for him to practice 578 00:33:06,793 --> 00:33:08,124 You laugh when he tackles your laugh nerve 579 00:33:08,428 --> 00:33:09,918 You cry when he tackles your cry nerve 580 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,054 But that`s not nerve tackling 581 00:33:12,098 --> 00:33:12,928 Right 582 00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:14,394 That`s acting 583 00:33:14,767 --> 00:33:15,927 Sir, they thoroughly understand 584 00:33:15,969 --> 00:33:17,493 I understand 585 00:33:18,638 --> 00:33:19,104 Sir... 586 00:33:19,138 --> 00:33:20,765 OK, l`ll try 587 00:33:21,808 --> 00:33:23,400 Your cry nerve 588 00:33:27,146 --> 00:33:28,943 Cry nerve, who do you yell? 589 00:33:28,982 --> 00:33:29,971 It`s painful 590 00:33:32,819 --> 00:33:35,583 Are you mentally retarded? 591 00:33:35,989 --> 00:33:37,854 I`ll try the laugh nerve 592 00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:48,357 Great 593 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,368 Your turn 594 00:33:53,773 --> 00:33:54,899 Excuse me, Sir 595 00:33:54,941 --> 00:33:56,932 phone call for you 596 00:33:56,976 --> 00:33:57,965 OK 597 00:33:58,878 --> 00:34:02,109 Simon, release them according to the instruction 598 00:34:02,715 --> 00:34:04,012 Sir, you are terrific 599 00:34:05,651 --> 00:34:07,050 You stay 600 00:34:08,654 --> 00:34:09,951 Don`t have to laugh now 601 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,154 I try not to 602 00:34:11,657 --> 00:34:12,851 Stop laughing 603 00:34:12,892 --> 00:34:13,654 What`s matter? 604 00:34:13,693 --> 00:34:15,593 I told him not to laugh 605 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:18,089 I can`t help it 606 00:34:18,464 --> 00:34:19,897 Were you really tackled by him 607 00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:21,092 I don`t think so 608 00:34:23,469 --> 00:34:24,367 There is a solution 609 00:34:30,209 --> 00:34:33,906 No, l`ll die 610 00:34:35,648 --> 00:34:37,047 Get the old man 611 00:34:41,254 --> 00:34:42,312 Security 612 00:34:42,655 --> 00:34:44,555 Send the two maniacs away they are coming 613 00:34:44,690 --> 00:34:45,156 I will 614 00:34:50,863 --> 00:34:51,921 Where is the old man? 615 00:34:53,566 --> 00:34:54,828 Beauties 616 00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,998 Let`s fresh up, first 617 00:35:05,211 --> 00:35:06,439 See, can`t stop 618 00:35:08,881 --> 00:35:10,542 We have to find the solution 619 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:14,212 Think of your terrible past 620 00:35:14,454 --> 00:35:18,083 My past was too good 621 00:35:18,357 --> 00:35:21,520 I got $2M from my parents 622 00:35:23,062 --> 00:35:25,963 Think of your ex-girl friend 623 00:35:26,232 --> 00:35:29,133 That`s nothing bad worth mentioning 624 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:32,797 I got $200,000 from her when we broke off 625 00:35:34,407 --> 00:35:35,135 You are so troublesome 626 00:35:35,942 --> 00:35:38,240 Stay here, I get a doctor for you 627 00:35:38,377 --> 00:35:39,344 Stand here 628 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,134 Watch out, you wet my pants 629 00:36:11,177 --> 00:36:12,075 What are you laughing at? 630 00:36:12,979 --> 00:36:13,843 No 631 00:36:14,147 --> 00:36:15,409 That`s given by birth 632 00:36:16,582 --> 00:36:17,378 No 633 00:36:18,751 --> 00:36:19,581 Are you a giant 634 00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:22,510 Get loss quick 635 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:28,757 It`s funny 636 00:36:29,929 --> 00:36:30,987 The crazy man is over there 637 00:36:56,989 --> 00:37:01,619 Brother Lung was prominent in our field 638 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:05,694 And now he fell from 38/F 639 00:37:05,898 --> 00:37:07,456 And we all feel sad 640 00:37:10,069 --> 00:37:14,904 Brother Lung cared about us all 641 00:37:37,063 --> 00:37:37,757 Don`t laugh 642 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:45,103 You don`t understand him 643 00:37:45,271 --> 00:37:48,399 He doesn`t want us to cry 644 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,233 He want us to laugh 645 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:52,569 Let me give the speech 646 00:37:54,413 --> 00:38:00,409 Well, Brother Lung gave us happiness 647 00:38:01,187 --> 00:38:04,850 and he wants us to be happy 648 00:38:06,192 --> 00:38:08,888 He wants us to feel good 649 00:38:10,896 --> 00:38:14,059 and so we should keep on laughing 650 00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:17,598 We have to keep up his spirit 651 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:25,474 Let`s laugh for him for 15 seconds 652 00:38:36,489 --> 00:38:39,424 Great, you really understand him 653 00:38:47,066 --> 00:38:48,624 Long live Brother Lung 654 00:38:50,903 --> 00:38:55,840 Let`s have a gourmet tonight 655 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:59,276 Set meal, $200 each I pay the difference 656 00:39:07,153 --> 00:39:10,452 Ask for KW Lam there, he`ll fix it up 657 00:39:12,191 --> 00:39:12,919 That`s him 658 00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:22,164 What`s going on? 659 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:23,595 Don`t have to be cruel 660 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:25,629 Are you alright? 661 00:39:26,205 --> 00:39:28,469 Oh, that fall cured me 662 00:39:28,841 --> 00:39:29,671 Where is Traffic Light? 663 00:39:29,842 --> 00:39:31,434 No, didn`t get thrown out 664 00:39:34,513 --> 00:39:36,071 How are you Traffic Light? 665 00:39:36,315 --> 00:39:36,940 I wanna revenge 666 00:39:37,183 --> 00:39:38,207 How to revenge? 667 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,182 I go back to Channel 9 668 00:39:39,885 --> 00:39:40,783 Channel 9 gets on top on channel 8 669 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,947 Good 670 00:39:44,357 --> 00:39:45,619 I have to blame you this time 671 00:39:45,858 --> 00:39:46,654 Hey, guy 672 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,487 did you get Mocking Face & Traffic Light 673 00:39:49,528 --> 00:39:50,358 Where are they? 674 00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:54,231 Why do you cry? 675 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:57,667 Mr. Chow, Mocking Face has got AlDS 676 00:39:57,837 --> 00:39:59,498 And Traffic Light has blood cancer 677 00:40:00,373 --> 00:40:03,672 They don`t want to be artists anymore 678 00:40:04,543 --> 00:40:06,408 Do they have one month left? 679 00:40:07,179 --> 00:40:07,770 Yes 680 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,211 Then sign them up 681 00:40:09,915 --> 00:40:11,940 We don`t have to pay them 682 00:40:12,151 --> 00:40:13,675 You are useless, you are fired 683 00:40:14,587 --> 00:40:16,919 Mr. Lau, we will join you 684 00:40:18,691 --> 00:40:19,783 You are Mocking Face or Traffic Light? 685 00:40:20,192 --> 00:40:21,352 I am Mocking Face 686 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:22,616 I better embrace him 687 00:40:22,928 --> 00:40:23,724 Me? 688 00:40:23,929 --> 00:40:27,262 Welcome 689 00:40:28,267 --> 00:40:29,029 What are you doing? 690 00:40:29,368 --> 00:40:31,563 I am leaving, I am fired 691 00:40:32,938 --> 00:40:34,064 It was a misunderstanding 692 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,134 It wasn`t 693 00:40:35,174 --> 00:40:36,072 I didn`t mean it 694 00:40:36,108 --> 00:40:39,600 You know that I don`t mean what I say 695 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:42,307 To fire you means to upgrade you 696 00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:43,637 Thank you 697 00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:47,780 Producers get $9000 per month 698 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:48,752 No, $1200 699 00:40:50,122 --> 00:40:53,387 I know you mean $9200? 700 00:40:53,426 --> 00:40:54,552 No, $1200 701 00:40:55,027 --> 00:40:57,860 Right, you mean $12000? 702 00:40:58,531 --> 00:40:59,327 What a difference 703 00:41:00,933 --> 00:41:01,865 Don`t listen to him 704 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:04,495 $9000 less 10%, OK? 705 00:41:04,703 --> 00:41:05,727 You work together on the same program 706 00:41:05,771 --> 00:41:07,204 Good, what program? 707 00:41:07,473 --> 00:41:09,873 The hosts of Do what you were told? 708 00:41:09,909 --> 00:41:12,207 Mr. Traffic Light & Mr. Mocking Face 709 00:41:12,645 --> 00:41:15,443 Hi, we begin the program 710 00:41:16,882 --> 00:41:17,678 Do what you were told? 711 00:41:18,918 --> 00:41:23,014 Our special guest tonight is council or 712 00:41:23,088 --> 00:41:24,316 C. To Ming 713 00:41:28,727 --> 00:41:30,490 Your program is bad tasted 714 00:41:31,096 --> 00:41:33,223 I`ll ask for consultation 715 00:41:34,266 --> 00:41:37,258 My topic for tonight is... 716 00:41:37,603 --> 00:41:38,831 Please 717 00:41:39,138 --> 00:41:41,003 No queries, just belief 718 00:41:41,574 --> 00:41:44,975 Trust me, vote for me 719 00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:46,469 I`ll take care of you 720 00:41:46,979 --> 00:41:50,415 I assure you of prosperity & wealthiness 721 00:41:50,983 --> 00:41:51,540 but councillor... 722 00:41:51,584 --> 00:41:53,779 Shut up, you have to right to speak 723 00:41:54,286 --> 00:41:56,311 I`ll fight for your rights 724 00:41:56,455 --> 00:41:57,422 You don`t need to consider 725 00:41:57,690 --> 00:42:00,022 Vote for me, I take care of you 726 00:42:00,192 --> 00:42:01,489 What will you fight for us 727 00:42:01,527 --> 00:42:02,892 I do the talking? 728 00:42:03,128 --> 00:42:07,690 Light for democracy this side of my face 729 00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,667 Just my close up 730 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:11,733 Don`t listen to others 731 00:42:11,971 --> 00:42:15,463 Just listen to me 732 00:42:15,641 --> 00:42:16,505 He calls that democracy 733 00:42:16,542 --> 00:42:19,841 You shut up, or l`ll file a report 734 00:42:19,879 --> 00:42:20,868 And close down your station 735 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,139 Your program is bad for kids 736 00:42:23,315 --> 00:42:26,409 And I had said to stop bad movie and TV 737 00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:28,519 Do you think you can? 738 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:30,654 Of course, I can put you in jail 739 00:42:31,023 --> 00:42:33,014 You are worst hosts 740 00:42:33,058 --> 00:42:34,025 Worst 741 00:42:34,627 --> 00:42:35,559 You dare to hit me? 742 00:42:35,794 --> 00:42:36,726 I`ll close down your station 743 00:42:37,229 --> 00:42:38,856 Please don`t close down our station 744 00:42:39,031 --> 00:42:41,864 We`ll get laid off? 745 00:42:42,635 --> 00:42:43,158 Stop, you can`t talk to me yet 746 00:42:43,202 --> 00:42:45,363 Don`t talk to me 747 00:42:45,404 --> 00:42:46,371 You bastard 748 00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:49,267 Bent him up 749 00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:50,603 Oh, my god 750 00:42:52,978 --> 00:42:54,969 Stop fighting 751 00:43:00,753 --> 00:43:03,051 The guest and the hosts are having a good 752 00:43:05,257 --> 00:43:06,747 We are really in trouble 753 00:43:07,893 --> 00:43:10,657 See how many summons I have got 754 00:43:11,597 --> 00:43:14,031 That C To Ming complains a lot 755 00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:15,064 I... 756 00:43:15,401 --> 00:43:16,231 Tell me what to do 757 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,360 He deserved beaten up 758 00:43:18,170 --> 00:43:21,435 You should let him speak 759 00:43:22,274 --> 00:43:22,968 Why beat him 760 00:43:23,242 --> 00:43:25,403 Right... you were wrong 761 00:43:25,444 --> 00:43:26,468 You are not much better 762 00:43:27,613 --> 00:43:29,513 You are fired, all of you 763 00:43:29,548 --> 00:43:30,378 OK, we will leave 764 00:43:31,183 --> 00:43:33,777 Hurry up, or I break your legs 765 00:43:34,286 --> 00:43:36,481 They deserve it, Mr. Chow 766 00:43:36,522 --> 00:43:38,046 You have to leave too 767 00:43:38,424 --> 00:43:38,913 Me too? 768 00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:40,755 Hurry up, or I break both your legs 769 00:43:41,226 --> 00:43:42,352 Turn you into a handicap 770 00:43:44,597 --> 00:43:45,962 Good news Mr. Chow 771 00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:49,558 Our rating was 0.03% 772 00:43:49,735 --> 00:43:52,101 But yesterday`s Do what you were told 773 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,968 The rating of the second half 774 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:56,470 Raised up to 40% 775 00:43:57,610 --> 00:43:59,100 Ask them to come back 776 00:44:03,282 --> 00:44:06,080 Mr. Face and Mr. Light, hosts 777 00:44:06,418 --> 00:44:09,216 of Okay or to be hit 778 00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:12,555 Hi, our Okay or to be hit 779 00:44:12,591 --> 00:44:13,683 Has a special guest 780 00:44:13,726 --> 00:44:17,355 He is Mr. Tsang, the maniac 781 00:44:18,564 --> 00:44:19,861 Is that how you introduce me? 782 00:44:21,133 --> 00:44:22,498 You don`t really have to talk 783 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:25,128 But it is live broadcast, sit down 784 00:44:25,170 --> 00:44:25,829 sit 785 00:44:29,775 --> 00:44:32,608 I clean it, I fool around but not maniac 786 00:44:32,645 --> 00:44:34,806 You are always at the beauty pageants 787 00:44:34,847 --> 00:44:36,075 What are you there for? 788 00:44:36,548 --> 00:44:38,015 Mind that l`ll file a complain 789 00:44:39,284 --> 00:44:40,581 By all means 790 00:44:40,819 --> 00:44:42,081 There is pop song about you 791 00:44:42,121 --> 00:44:45,648 Mr. Tseng, Mr. Tseng 792 00:44:45,691 --> 00:44:47,283 AlDS all over the body 793 00:44:48,227 --> 00:44:49,956 I refuse to talk 794 00:44:50,129 --> 00:44:51,289 Let me talk for you 795 00:44:51,330 --> 00:44:52,957 Why you always court divorced ladies? 796 00:44:53,499 --> 00:44:55,194 You only take the kid but not the mum? 797 00:44:56,635 --> 00:44:57,693 That`s enough 798 00:44:58,303 --> 00:45:00,100 Why do you leave one after another? 799 00:45:00,472 --> 00:45:02,531 You can`t talk anymore now 800 00:45:03,042 --> 00:45:05,476 You are interested in all age... 801 00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:07,340 including young and old? 802 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:09,680 And you read porno magazines? 803 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:12,043 And hair on your chest? 804 00:45:12,284 --> 00:45:14,548 And you are so tall? 805 00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:16,247 And enjoying yourself? 806 00:45:16,288 --> 00:45:17,915 You will get beaten up if you don`t go there 807 00:45:26,298 --> 00:45:27,196 You get the chair 808 00:45:27,299 --> 00:45:29,563 Help... 809 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:30,625 Go to hell 810 00:45:30,669 --> 00:45:31,863 Sorry 811 00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,914 Good... thanks 812 00:45:50,422 --> 00:45:55,121 Let`s keep the Champaign 813 00:45:55,728 --> 00:45:59,061 Let toast to celebrate 814 00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:02,123 our 51 % rating 815 00:46:02,868 --> 00:46:03,493 Cheers 816 00:46:03,836 --> 00:46:05,133 Mr. Chow, it`s bad news 817 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,371 What bad news? 818 00:46:07,573 --> 00:46:09,336 Because of our last victory 819 00:46:09,374 --> 00:46:10,363 Mr. Chow is angry 820 00:46:10,609 --> 00:46:13,703 They are shooting one of our stories 821 00:46:13,946 --> 00:46:15,106 They finish it in 3 days 822 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:17,949 They are barbarians 823 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,447 Don`t worry Mr. Chow 824 00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:20,884 We shoot the same thing 825 00:46:20,919 --> 00:46:22,079 and broadcast tomorrow 826 00:46:22,287 --> 00:46:23,345 We will be the first 827 00:46:23,555 --> 00:46:24,487 What are you going to shoot 828 00:46:26,024 --> 00:46:26,991 Chu Fai Heung 829 00:46:35,367 --> 00:46:35,924 Lau Pai 830 00:46:37,469 --> 00:46:38,629 Get ready, put on your make up 831 00:46:38,804 --> 00:46:40,829 Plenty of time let`s look at the control room 832 00:46:41,206 --> 00:46:41,865 Have a look 833 00:46:41,907 --> 00:46:43,898 I am an engineer 834 00:46:44,109 --> 00:46:45,269 I can fix any machine 835 00:46:45,310 --> 00:46:47,244 Mr. Lau, the effect computer is broken 836 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:48,878 Ask the technician to fix it 837 00:46:49,114 --> 00:46:50,706 But he has gone 838 00:46:50,949 --> 00:46:51,540 Gone? 839 00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:52,277 Yes 840 00:46:53,919 --> 00:46:54,851 What`s the computer for? 841 00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:57,917 Still, fast forward, slow motion... 842 00:46:59,124 --> 00:46:59,715 What shall we do? 843 00:46:59,758 --> 00:47:02,886 Don`t worry, let me have a look 844 00:47:06,932 --> 00:47:08,365 Easy, get me the pliers 845 00:47:13,105 --> 00:47:14,333 You will damage it 846 00:47:14,573 --> 00:47:16,564 He looks like working on it 847 00:47:21,346 --> 00:47:22,176 It`s over 848 00:47:24,116 --> 00:47:25,811 It`s different from motors 849 00:47:25,951 --> 00:47:26,975 Then, what now? 850 00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:29,684 No more effects 851 00:47:33,926 --> 00:47:34,620 Caption 852 00:47:46,545 --> 00:47:47,307 Theme song 853 00:47:48,947 --> 00:47:58,982 My sight is everythere in mother nature 854 00:48:00,192 --> 00:48:02,456 Don`t move, I can`t read the lyrics 855 00:48:03,061 --> 00:48:09,057 The trace 856 00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:11,234 Sing 857 00:48:11,270 --> 00:48:12,202 Something wrong with the tape? 858 00:48:13,305 --> 00:48:14,203 Yes 859 00:48:15,007 --> 00:48:16,031 Bring it over 860 00:48:16,441 --> 00:48:26,282 We can`t evade what we don`t like 861 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,382 I should have 10 counter-parts 862 00:48:31,557 --> 00:48:33,047 But no one in sight? 863 00:48:35,827 --> 00:48:37,727 Close the door 864 00:48:37,763 --> 00:48:38,593 Where are my counter-parts 865 00:48:38,664 --> 00:48:41,997 Mr. Lau, the stuntmen want pay rise 866 00:48:42,601 --> 00:48:44,000 Wait till me finish 867 00:48:44,937 --> 00:48:45,926 No money, no shooting 868 00:48:49,408 --> 00:48:51,239 Ask Traffic Light to carry on 869 00:48:52,945 --> 00:48:53,877 They are coming 870 00:48:54,846 --> 00:48:56,905 Where are my counter-parts 871 00:48:57,082 --> 00:48:59,380 They shouldn`t make any mistakes 872 00:49:05,457 --> 00:49:07,118 I am 10 counterparts 873 00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:09,419 You are? 874 00:49:09,494 --> 00:49:10,051 Yes 875 00:49:10,095 --> 00:49:11,027 Let me take a look 876 00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:13,762 My name is 10 counter-parts 877 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:19,203 Good, where do you belong? 878 00:49:20,405 --> 00:49:21,963 Where do I belong? 879 00:49:22,774 --> 00:49:27,040 I belong to here 880 00:49:27,079 --> 00:49:29,479 There and everywhere 881 00:49:29,514 --> 00:49:32,415 I belong to the nature 882 00:49:32,651 --> 00:49:40,649 I am what I am 883 00:49:47,799 --> 00:49:50,131 Slow motion for these shots 884 00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:16,253 No, we should speed it up 885 00:50:16,297 --> 00:50:16,991 Not bad 886 00:50:18,866 --> 00:50:19,230 Speed it up 887 00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:20,962 Faster 888 00:50:40,188 --> 00:50:42,053 That`s exciting 889 00:50:43,691 --> 00:50:44,453 I can`t breath 890 00:50:44,492 --> 00:50:45,652 Let`s try something else 891 00:50:48,830 --> 00:50:51,094 Why do you lie on top of me? 892 00:50:51,332 --> 00:50:51,957 I have no more strength 893 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,092 Let`s try magic 894 00:50:57,939 --> 00:50:59,873 I cut out scissors and you are the hammer 895 00:50:59,907 --> 00:51:01,033 You hurt me with the hammer 896 00:51:01,242 --> 00:51:04,040 I ask my master it deal with you 897 00:51:05,213 --> 00:51:06,202 I will wait 898 00:51:08,316 --> 00:51:10,910 No... 899 00:51:12,854 --> 00:51:16,290 Can`t get me too high 900 00:51:16,324 --> 00:51:17,348 Not high enough 901 00:51:17,392 --> 00:51:18,620 Right, not high enough 902 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:19,417 It`s high enough 903 00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:20,518 Higher... 904 00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:22,925 Higher... 905 00:51:23,631 --> 00:51:25,861 Channel 9 is shooting a shower scene 906 00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:34,141 Release me, you maniac 907 00:51:38,646 --> 00:51:39,578 We won`t agree 908 00:51:39,614 --> 00:51:39,943 Yes 909 00:51:39,981 --> 00:51:42,074 But it is in the script 910 00:51:42,116 --> 00:51:44,584 Tai watches the 2 princess 911 00:51:44,619 --> 00:51:45,711 in bathing 912 00:51:45,753 --> 00:51:48,449 It`s in a lake in the script 913 00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:52,189 We have to use the basin instead 914 00:51:52,226 --> 00:51:53,193 Get undressed 915 00:51:53,728 --> 00:51:54,854 You try to deceive me? 916 00:51:55,163 --> 00:51:57,358 TV can`t have such shots 917 00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:00,061 Just do what you are told 918 00:52:02,070 --> 00:52:03,901 They don`t want to do it 919 00:52:04,072 --> 00:52:06,267 Boss Simon wants the shots personal 920 00:52:06,307 --> 00:52:07,069 We have to shoot it 921 00:52:07,575 --> 00:52:08,303 And 922 00:52:11,412 --> 00:52:12,572 Do you agree to shoot or not? 923 00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:15,277 Or you pay for today`s expenses 924 00:52:16,017 --> 00:52:18,645 Don`t be afraid of them 925 00:52:18,853 --> 00:52:20,047 Frankly, any contracts 926 00:52:20,154 --> 00:52:20,620 Right 927 00:52:20,655 --> 00:52:21,417 No 928 00:52:21,456 --> 00:52:22,616 Then, don`t have to worry 929 00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:23,887 Don`t force them 930 00:52:23,925 --> 00:52:26,086 Or I call the police 931 00:52:26,794 --> 00:52:27,385 So? 932 00:52:27,862 --> 00:52:31,298 We wrap now, you walk back home 933 00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:33,391 We give you a ride 934 00:52:33,935 --> 00:52:35,027 Lucky to have you here 935 00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:37,094 We are always around to help 936 00:52:37,138 --> 00:52:38,935 And we wanna, friendly with you 937 00:52:39,974 --> 00:52:42,135 We wanna make friends 938 00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:45,401 Thanks 939 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:46,442 No 940 00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:49,440 We met at the phone box 941 00:52:49,484 --> 00:52:51,782 I am Lau Pai, Ex.producer of Channel 9 942 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:52,945 And you? 943 00:52:53,154 --> 00:52:53,950 I am Po Chi 944 00:52:54,388 --> 00:52:56,288 Don`t worry, Po Chi 945 00:52:56,524 --> 00:52:58,287 Someone like you 946 00:52:58,493 --> 00:53:01,621 Channel 9 will always welcome 947 00:53:01,662 --> 00:53:02,287 Thanks 948 00:53:02,663 --> 00:53:03,129 Don`t mention it 949 00:53:03,164 --> 00:53:04,597 You bastards 950 00:53:05,533 --> 00:53:06,898 Girls, Hi 951 00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:09,061 Where is Ka Yin? 952 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,127 She`s working on another play 953 00:53:10,571 --> 00:53:11,230 No wonder 954 00:53:11,372 --> 00:53:14,034 Let`s join together sometime 955 00:53:14,575 --> 00:53:16,975 Good, and Ka Yin has to come too 956 00:55:09,824 --> 00:55:12,691 How nice to enjoy the sun 957 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,825 I can be with you all day if you like 958 00:55:15,630 --> 00:55:17,495 It`s not always lucky like today 959 00:55:17,732 --> 00:55:19,723 Sister Mui has gone to Lau Tau today 960 00:55:19,767 --> 00:55:21,564 So we are free today 961 00:55:22,203 --> 00:55:25,434 As sister Mui watched us very tight 962 00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:27,905 Otherwise, we can`t have time to enjoy 963 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:31,006 Sister Mui is too tyrannous 964 00:55:31,379 --> 00:55:34,644 She is a maniac 965 00:55:34,849 --> 00:55:37,579 We better find her a boy friend 966 00:55:37,618 --> 00:55:40,348 So she can enjoy life 967 00:55:41,022 --> 00:55:42,887 Teach her to enjoy life 968 00:55:42,990 --> 00:55:44,218 Yes, enjoy life 969 00:55:44,258 --> 00:55:45,919 Who will teach her? 970 00:55:46,861 --> 00:55:48,624 Right, who will volunteers? 971 00:55:49,964 --> 00:55:51,226 Him 972 00:56:37,979 --> 00:56:41,210 This is a man! This is a pan! 973 00:56:42,049 --> 00:56:44,074 A man and a pan! 974 00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:46,248 If you take this man 975 00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:48,320 you are over 976 00:56:48,789 --> 00:56:50,757 Beauty doesn`t last long 977 00:56:50,891 --> 00:56:53,018 There are not many example like me 978 00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:56,120 And be sure to enjoy your beauty 979 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:57,824 Don`t left the man take advantage 980 00:57:05,506 --> 00:57:06,063 Lau Pai 981 00:57:06,874 --> 00:57:07,568 Po Chi 982 00:57:08,676 --> 00:57:09,370 Sister Mui 983 00:57:09,777 --> 00:57:10,607 Why are you here? 984 00:57:10,745 --> 00:57:13,145 Get inside all of you 985 00:57:19,153 --> 00:57:19,744 What do you want to do? 986 00:57:20,921 --> 00:57:24,220 Well, I was not coming to see you 987 00:57:24,492 --> 00:57:26,050 But I just can`t help it 988 00:57:26,227 --> 00:57:28,695 You want my 3 beauties to Channel 9 989 00:57:28,729 --> 00:57:29,787 Forget it 990 00:57:29,997 --> 00:57:32,795 Simon and I have good relation 991 00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:34,800 They will join Channel 8 992 00:57:35,536 --> 00:57:39,233 Listen, I come to see you 993 00:57:39,740 --> 00:57:41,435 Get Jackie and Samo`s master 994 00:57:41,475 --> 00:57:43,170 to substitute 995 00:57:43,444 --> 00:57:44,138 Right 996 00:57:45,146 --> 00:57:49,947 No, get Bun`s sister if Bun is not there 997 00:57:52,620 --> 00:57:54,645 Listen, my uncle Lau Tin Kin 998 00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:00,387 The one used to call me tea pot? 999 00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:03,094 Yes, after he has met you 1000 00:58:03,130 --> 00:58:07,760 He can`t help thinking of you 1001 00:58:10,738 --> 00:58:11,568 Mind your words 1002 00:58:12,339 --> 00:58:14,603 Trust me, we have proof 1003 00:58:14,742 --> 00:58:18,678 Come, take a look yourself 1004 00:58:42,803 --> 00:58:45,135 I have to start working hard 1005 00:58:45,339 --> 00:58:47,034 After the gold card, then the green card 1006 00:58:47,241 --> 00:58:50,005 Learning English and Japanese no more fool around 1007 00:58:50,177 --> 00:58:52,771 And get clean and fresh everyday 1008 00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:55,142 Give up my bad habits 1009 00:58:57,251 --> 00:59:00,584 And only love Tea-pot 1010 00:59:01,589 --> 00:59:03,420 He has another girl friend? 1011 00:59:04,058 --> 00:59:07,926 Yes, but he left her after seeing you 1012 00:59:08,896 --> 00:59:10,523 Why are you upset 1013 00:59:11,999 --> 00:59:13,591 I am not 1014 00:59:15,035 --> 00:59:19,438 But will they still keep in touch 1015 00:59:20,007 --> 00:59:20,996 I don`t think so 1016 00:59:21,876 --> 00:59:23,309 Come, have a look 1017 00:59:23,878 --> 00:59:25,505 Have a look yourself 1018 00:59:27,448 --> 00:59:28,073 Have a look 1019 00:59:28,415 --> 00:59:29,848 Why? 1020 00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:31,849 Watch it closely 1021 00:59:35,089 --> 00:59:36,056 I love T ea-pot 1022 00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:39,656 Are you believe? 1023 00:59:41,962 --> 00:59:42,894 You believe 1024 00:59:44,999 --> 00:59:45,897 Oh my God 1025 00:59:45,933 --> 00:59:46,831 Yes... 1026 00:59:47,568 --> 00:59:49,399 Don`t be shy, talk at over 1027 01:00:14,628 --> 01:00:15,890 Those bastards 1028 01:00:16,263 --> 01:00:17,855 always trap me 1029 01:00:21,335 --> 01:00:21,892 What`s up? 1030 01:00:22,002 --> 01:00:24,800 Some of our breakfast for you 1031 01:00:29,777 --> 01:00:30,971 Left-over for me? 1032 01:00:31,078 --> 01:00:32,909 You need more nutrient 1033 01:00:33,614 --> 01:00:34,842 Will you respect me? 1034 01:00:35,416 --> 01:00:36,849 I do respect you? 1035 01:00:36,884 --> 01:00:39,114 Then don`t touch me 1036 01:00:39,153 --> 01:00:41,144 There`s no one around 1037 01:00:41,355 --> 01:00:43,789 Yes, someone is around 1038 01:00:44,992 --> 01:00:46,926 She wants to assault me 1039 01:00:47,194 --> 01:00:48,092 Let`s talk inside 1040 01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:49,953 What? 1041 01:00:50,130 --> 01:00:51,188 We want you to date her 1042 01:00:51,765 --> 01:00:52,857 Date her? What reason? 1043 01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:55,091 Then we can date Ka Yin, Po Chi 1044 01:00:55,135 --> 01:00:55,692 Right 1045 01:00:56,003 --> 01:00:58,801 You always leave me the rubbish 1046 01:00:59,273 --> 01:01:01,400 You object? We change the manager 1047 01:01:01,442 --> 01:01:02,033 Yes 1048 01:01:02,843 --> 01:01:04,674 OK but give me money 1049 01:01:05,112 --> 01:01:06,511 Always money Time`s up, I need a shower 1050 01:01:24,765 --> 01:01:25,356 Shu Tau 1051 01:01:26,066 --> 01:01:27,590 What did you say? 1052 01:01:30,070 --> 01:01:30,661 Where are we going? 1053 01:01:31,005 --> 01:01:34,270 Of course to get some food 1054 01:01:45,486 --> 01:01:47,545 To eat here? 1055 01:01:48,022 --> 01:01:50,889 Just think what to have 1056 01:01:52,059 --> 01:01:53,151 Excuse me 1057 01:01:53,394 --> 01:01:54,554 What would you like? 1058 01:01:54,862 --> 01:01:55,556 See what she eat? 1059 01:01:56,263 --> 01:01:56,922 Anything 1060 01:01:57,598 --> 01:01:58,496 Egg sandwich for her 1061 01:01:58,899 --> 01:01:59,957 One or two eggs? 1062 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,195 One is enough 1063 01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:03,898 One egg sandwich 1064 01:02:04,505 --> 01:02:05,335 What would you like? 1065 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:08,301 Rice with soup and half a duck 1066 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,077 It`s just for myself 1067 01:02:13,514 --> 01:02:17,712 It`s OK, when did you last have 1068 01:02:18,252 --> 01:02:19,150 egg sandwich 1069 01:02:20,154 --> 01:02:22,349 Oh, they are very old 1070 01:02:22,423 --> 01:02:23,754 but still talking love 1071 01:02:28,262 --> 01:02:29,695 Stop staring 1072 01:02:29,730 --> 01:02:30,628 I don`t care 1073 01:02:30,698 --> 01:02:32,256 My boy friend is of the Chinese guild 1074 01:02:32,299 --> 01:02:33,231 Dare you fight with him 1075 01:02:35,336 --> 01:02:36,064 Really? 1076 01:02:37,504 --> 01:02:38,198 Let`s go 1077 01:02:38,238 --> 01:02:40,672 You are Chairman of the guild? 1078 01:02:41,108 --> 01:02:42,871 No, she is bullshitting 1079 01:02:43,043 --> 01:02:47,139 I am Chairman of the China Town 1080 01:02:47,481 --> 01:02:48,573 Why are you scared, Chi Kin 1081 01:02:48,615 --> 01:02:50,276 They are only rubbish 1082 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,315 Fix him up 1083 01:02:55,489 --> 01:02:56,285 Stop fighting 1084 01:03:01,595 --> 01:03:02,584 You beat him 1085 01:03:02,629 --> 01:03:04,790 Yes, we beat you up too 1086 01:03:08,068 --> 01:03:09,433 Damn you, beat our boss 1087 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,711 I have been head of this area 1088 01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:25,313 I am now Chairman of the Chinese guild 1089 01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:27,315 I starting fighting long ago 1090 01:03:29,590 --> 01:03:30,522 How are you? 1091 01:03:32,793 --> 01:03:35,489 You should fight back a bot earlier 1092 01:03:35,529 --> 01:03:36,928 I want you to be the hero 1093 01:03:37,097 --> 01:03:37,688 Hero 1094 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:39,358 Boss Kin, egg sandwich 1095 01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:41,534 Gee, my egg is one too 1096 01:03:41,668 --> 01:03:44,364 Go to eat first, thanks 1097 01:03:45,639 --> 01:03:46,469 Be careful 1098 01:03:48,208 --> 01:03:49,573 Does it hurt? 1099 01:03:57,351 --> 01:03:58,215 Let me have a look 1100 01:04:01,488 --> 01:04:02,819 The gold chain looks pretty good 1101 01:04:02,856 --> 01:04:05,882 It`s only gold plated 1102 01:04:05,926 --> 01:04:08,895 It matches my watch, see 1103 01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:11,529 It looks good? 1104 01:04:12,699 --> 01:04:15,429 Your watch is an antique 1105 01:04:15,469 --> 01:04:18,302 You get 2 for $7 in Temple Street 1106 01:04:19,573 --> 01:04:20,505 Where do you go now? 1107 01:04:20,607 --> 01:04:21,574 How would I know 1108 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:22,700 Go to the movie? 1109 01:04:23,377 --> 01:04:26,005 The Romancing Star 3 is not showing yet 1110 01:04:27,247 --> 01:04:28,111 Go roller skating? 1111 01:04:28,148 --> 01:04:30,742 I am too old for that 1112 01:04:31,752 --> 01:04:33,219 Let`s go to the beach 1113 01:04:33,387 --> 01:04:36,220 So childish, let`s go 1114 01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:42,554 It`s so casual in the nature 1115 01:04:42,596 --> 01:04:45,724 My dear friend, what are you thinking? 1116 01:04:45,766 --> 01:04:48,360 Will you stop singing 1117 01:04:48,402 --> 01:04:50,302 It`s smelling here, let`s go 1118 01:04:50,337 --> 01:04:52,567 I used to sing this song 1119 01:04:52,606 --> 01:04:53,937 What were you used to sing 1120 01:04:54,241 --> 01:04:56,175 I can`t remember 1121 01:04:56,210 --> 01:04:58,735 Come on, your turn to sing 1122 01:04:59,546 --> 01:05:05,746 Sleeping in bed with my chick and draw the blind 1123 01:05:05,786 --> 01:05:06,810 You are very bad tasted 1124 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:09,315 Yes, because of the way I was brought up 1125 01:05:09,356 --> 01:05:10,914 The auntie next door taught me this 1126 01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:12,687 Just don`t listen to it if you don`t like it 1127 01:05:19,766 --> 01:05:21,393 What`s nice day 1128 01:05:24,505 --> 01:05:25,972 What`s that bar for? 1129 01:05:26,473 --> 01:05:28,771 It`s quiet here 1130 01:05:29,142 --> 01:05:30,109 It`s for self defense 1131 01:05:30,744 --> 01:05:31,506 Have a look 1132 01:05:34,181 --> 01:05:36,206 It`s just a pier here 1133 01:05:37,985 --> 01:05:39,646 I have a dream to open a restaurant here 1134 01:05:39,820 --> 01:05:43,221 You see, what a beautiful 1135 01:05:43,490 --> 01:05:45,890 You must be insane 1136 01:05:45,926 --> 01:05:48,520 You don`t get much business here 1137 01:05:49,096 --> 01:05:51,530 I like to have whore house here 1138 01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,689 It`s good for one night stands 1139 01:05:56,069 --> 01:05:58,094 You are very realistic a restaurant here 1140 01:05:58,138 --> 01:05:59,469 A whore house 1141 01:05:59,606 --> 01:06:00,436 A restaurant 1142 01:06:00,474 --> 01:06:01,133 A whore house 1143 01:06:01,174 --> 01:06:02,300 Restaurant 1144 01:06:02,342 --> 01:06:03,274 A whore house 1145 01:06:03,410 --> 01:06:04,138 Restaurant 1146 01:06:04,177 --> 01:06:05,041 A whore house 1147 01:06:05,078 --> 01:06:05,635 Restaurant 1148 01:06:05,679 --> 01:06:07,203 If you say restaurant again 1149 01:06:07,247 --> 01:06:08,339 I want a whore house 1150 01:06:08,382 --> 01:06:09,178 Restaurant 1151 01:06:09,650 --> 01:06:10,378 Whore house 1152 01:06:10,417 --> 01:06:10,940 Restaurant 1153 01:06:10,984 --> 01:06:11,780 Don`t push me 1154 01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:14,814 Come in 1155 01:06:15,389 --> 01:06:18,381 They are watching 1156 01:06:18,859 --> 01:06:20,019 Come in 1157 01:06:23,363 --> 01:06:24,057 What is the progress? 1158 01:06:24,097 --> 01:06:24,859 They have got into the house 1159 01:06:25,065 --> 01:06:25,759 Next step 1160 01:06:30,837 --> 01:06:33,067 Have a seat, I go to get change 1161 01:06:33,273 --> 01:06:35,434 Make sure to cover yourself properly 1162 01:06:40,847 --> 01:06:43,441 Is Janifer in? 1163 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,411 She`s changing, who`s there? 1164 01:06:46,153 --> 01:06:48,451 I am calling from Lau Kwan Cheung solicitor 1165 01:06:48,622 --> 01:06:51,420 Please remind her at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow 1166 01:06:51,458 --> 01:06:53,426 Sign up the legacy 1167 01:06:55,062 --> 01:06:57,496 Legacy? How much? 1168 01:06:57,698 --> 01:06:58,995 Not much 1169 01:06:59,032 --> 01:07:02,763 Fix capital is HK$12M 1170 01:07:04,438 --> 01:07:07,896 I am sorry, I can`t tell you 1171 01:07:09,242 --> 01:07:10,937 Don`t worry, I am her fiance 1172 01:07:11,545 --> 01:07:12,375 I`ll told her 1173 01:07:13,347 --> 01:07:14,143 Don`t mention it 1174 01:07:16,416 --> 01:07:18,111 It`s my lucky day, so much legacy 1175 01:07:21,388 --> 01:07:23,515 Boss, I give you a good deal give me your necklace 1176 01:07:23,557 --> 01:07:24,421 And I give you the car 1177 01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:24,981 Are you serious? 1178 01:07:25,025 --> 01:07:25,650 Yes 1179 01:07:29,029 --> 01:07:31,327 I have it since I was twelve, all yours 1180 01:07:31,865 --> 01:07:32,490 This one? 1181 01:07:32,733 --> 01:07:33,859 That`s right 1182 01:07:33,900 --> 01:07:35,458 Stop, don`t run 1183 01:07:35,702 --> 01:07:38,899 Fool me with this rubbish 1184 01:07:40,340 --> 01:07:41,034 Stop running 1185 01:07:46,013 --> 01:07:46,775 What are you doing? 1186 01:07:47,648 --> 01:07:48,876 A necklace for you 1187 01:08:08,802 --> 01:08:11,134 Gee, I was lucky to escape 1188 01:08:33,326 --> 01:08:36,056 I sign the The happy Girls for you 1189 01:08:36,096 --> 01:08:37,620 We rely on you from now on 1190 01:08:37,731 --> 01:08:39,494 No, I rely on you 1191 01:08:42,736 --> 01:08:44,863 My God, it`s not funny this time 1192 01:08:45,405 --> 01:08:47,236 Feng Fong can`t sign our contract 1193 01:08:48,775 --> 01:08:49,673 Why? 1194 01:08:49,976 --> 01:08:50,635 Yes 1195 01:08:51,078 --> 01:08:54,138 Channel 8 because you of breach of contract 1196 01:08:55,015 --> 01:08:56,710 I didn`t sign my contract with them 1197 01:08:57,718 --> 01:08:58,616 Right, how some 1198 01:08:59,319 --> 01:09:01,913 But last time you compete in the singing contest 1199 01:09:01,955 --> 01:09:03,445 You have signed an agreement 1200 01:09:04,057 --> 01:09:06,423 You can`t sign up for other station 1201 01:09:07,461 --> 01:09:08,519 They had such terms 1202 01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:09,051 Yes 1203 01:09:09,096 --> 01:09:11,656 You didn`t read it carefully 1204 01:09:11,698 --> 01:09:12,824 I have to guard you closely 1205 01:09:12,866 --> 01:09:13,662 Well, what shall we do? 1206 01:09:14,367 --> 01:09:16,892 She can`t be in our play 1207 01:09:17,137 --> 01:09:19,503 Fong Fong, l`ll do something to clear it 1208 01:09:20,006 --> 01:09:21,940 We can steal the contract 1209 01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:24,070 Yes, right 1210 01:09:25,178 --> 01:09:26,475 I didn`t hear anything 1211 01:09:27,147 --> 01:09:29,206 I think it will work 1212 01:09:29,416 --> 01:09:32,214 But who is going 1213 01:09:32,619 --> 01:09:33,381 You 1214 01:09:39,359 --> 01:09:40,485 Come on, get changed 1215 01:09:43,296 --> 01:09:44,058 Wait here 1216 01:09:50,537 --> 01:09:52,937 It`s a haunted house 1217 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:57,304 I`ve seen it once, horrible 1218 01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:00,045 I was told that there were vampires 1219 01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:01,604 Don`t say it anymore I need to piss later 1220 01:10:01,648 --> 01:10:02,512 Let`s don`t talk about it 1221 01:10:09,389 --> 01:10:10,549 Producer Simon 1222 01:10:11,725 --> 01:10:13,886 Did you watch the artistic movies 1223 01:10:13,927 --> 01:10:15,224 They enrich your artistic mind 1224 01:10:17,264 --> 01:10:18,993 It`s a long time since last we were together 1225 01:10:19,766 --> 01:10:22,166 I got to see you later 1226 01:10:23,370 --> 01:10:23,995 Be quick 1227 01:10:33,113 --> 01:10:34,307 I have to turn off the main switch 1228 01:10:36,449 --> 01:10:37,507 Black out again? 1229 01:10:38,318 --> 01:10:40,286 Better go to the security office to get it do 1230 01:10:43,423 --> 01:10:44,219 What`s matter? 1231 01:10:44,257 --> 01:10:45,189 Not sure 1232 01:11:18,391 --> 01:11:19,824 My God, get stuck 1233 01:11:44,885 --> 01:11:47,285 Are you insane, it won`t work 1234 01:11:48,488 --> 01:11:50,012 I don`t mean it 1235 01:11:50,590 --> 01:11:51,318 Somebody in there 1236 01:11:53,860 --> 01:11:54,656 Who are you? 1237 01:11:57,097 --> 01:11:57,859 What`s the noise? 1238 01:11:58,231 --> 01:11:59,823 Don`t worry, I am with you 1239 01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:03,934 I know that there are vampires here 1240 01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:07,097 Don`t worry, I am with you 1241 01:12:07,374 --> 01:12:08,272 Let me have a look 1242 01:12:27,994 --> 01:12:31,896 What`s going on? 1243 01:12:47,614 --> 01:12:48,603 Vampires 1244 01:12:49,349 --> 01:12:51,681 Did you watch Mr. Vampires 1245 01:12:51,718 --> 01:12:52,514 So? 1246 01:12:52,986 --> 01:12:54,112 Stop breathing 1247 01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:24,879 Just hold our breath, that will be OK 1248 01:13:45,638 --> 01:13:46,696 You wanna fix the vampire? 1249 01:13:46,973 --> 01:13:48,440 It`s not a real one 1250 01:13:49,209 --> 01:13:52,269 Lucky that we have the curse here 1251 01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:56,105 If it can fix the real vampire 1252 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:57,046 If not, it`s not a real one 1253 01:14:00,754 --> 01:14:01,482 It`s real 1254 01:14:02,689 --> 01:14:03,621 Let it go 1255 01:14:04,090 --> 01:14:07,582 I heard that vampires are stiff 1256 01:14:07,894 --> 01:14:09,987 Chuck if it is correct 1257 01:14:10,030 --> 01:14:12,191 Your curse has expired 1258 01:14:12,632 --> 01:14:14,463 Expired? I put you to death 1259 01:14:16,069 --> 01:14:18,902 Don`t run away 1260 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,239 Where has Traffic Light gone? 1261 01:14:22,275 --> 01:14:23,367 Where is here? 1262 01:14:24,511 --> 01:14:25,671 He should be back by now 1263 01:14:29,916 --> 01:14:30,974 It`s so cold here 1264 01:14:32,185 --> 01:14:33,243 Yes, very cold 1265 01:14:33,286 --> 01:14:35,481 I am scared 1266 01:14:37,090 --> 01:14:39,957 Don`t scare me 1267 01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:46,365 It`s gone, so quick 1268 01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:47,997 He was quick 1269 01:14:48,034 --> 01:14:49,433 He is there, he`s changed too 1270 01:14:49,469 --> 01:14:51,835 Someone is after me, let`s run 1271 01:14:53,273 --> 01:14:54,331 Let`s go 1272 01:14:56,676 --> 01:15:00,737 You bastard, scared me 1273 01:15:02,582 --> 01:15:04,345 Where is he? 1274 01:15:11,925 --> 01:15:15,361 Damn you, fool me, scare me 1275 01:15:16,396 --> 01:15:18,193 The people are not afraid of ghosts anymore 1276 01:15:22,535 --> 01:15:23,763 It`s a real one 1277 01:15:36,783 --> 01:15:39,343 I have my revolution supporters 1278 01:15:39,819 --> 01:15:40,945 Do we get paid? 1279 01:15:40,987 --> 01:15:43,148 Don`t be realistic, I love our country 1280 01:15:50,096 --> 01:15:50,790 What is the code 1281 01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:53,462 Peking Duck 1282 01:15:56,603 --> 01:15:59,231 Let`s hide, our target is coming 1283 01:16:00,273 --> 01:16:01,001 Freeze 1284 01:16:01,508 --> 01:16:03,999 Stand aside, you revolutionists 1285 01:16:04,911 --> 01:16:07,345 Don`t move, stand a side 1286 01:16:07,847 --> 01:16:08,973 You are so trouble. Tie him up 1287 01:16:09,082 --> 01:16:09,844 Yes 1288 01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:26,662 You have today 1289 01:16:29,869 --> 01:16:32,201 You can kill us 1290 01:16:32,238 --> 01:16:34,001 but we have numerous supporters 1291 01:16:35,441 --> 01:16:37,534 Good, l`ll kill you all 1292 01:16:38,778 --> 01:16:40,643 Good... 1293 01:16:41,781 --> 01:16:44,409 I do it personally this time 1294 01:16:44,450 --> 01:16:48,352 The play draws all T.V. audience 1295 01:16:48,388 --> 01:16:49,753 Channel 8 is losing 1296 01:16:50,056 --> 01:16:50,886 No T.V. ads 1297 01:16:51,124 --> 01:16:51,852 No 1298 01:16:51,925 --> 01:16:53,722 No reputation 1299 01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:55,018 No 1300 01:16:56,262 --> 01:16:57,752 Come, my turn to invite you for tea 1301 01:16:58,097 --> 01:16:58,961 Really? 1302 01:16:59,332 --> 01:17:00,560 Just tea 1303 01:17:06,406 --> 01:17:08,499 It doesn`t matter who pay the bill 1304 01:17:08,675 --> 01:17:09,505 Why? 1305 01:17:09,742 --> 01:17:12,802 Don`t fool me, where is you legacy? 1306 01:17:13,313 --> 01:17:14,302 What legacy? 1307 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:17,415 The call from the law-firm the other day 1308 01:17:17,617 --> 01:17:18,641 Be serious 1309 01:17:19,252 --> 01:17:21,584 No wonder you are interested in my money 1310 01:17:21,988 --> 01:17:23,080 Of course, what else? 1311 01:17:25,058 --> 01:17:26,889 Behave, chick 1312 01:17:27,093 --> 01:17:28,151 Stay here 1313 01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:31,655 You`ll leave me if I don`t have the legacy? 1314 01:17:31,698 --> 01:17:34,724 Well, see if you have a lot of savings 1315 01:17:34,767 --> 01:17:35,665 Go to hell 1316 01:17:50,316 --> 01:17:52,307 Stop fighting 1317 01:17:52,518 --> 01:17:53,507 Oh my god 1318 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,652 Where is the copy of the play? 1319 01:17:57,523 --> 01:17:59,115 Ask the lending actresses to come back 1320 01:17:59,559 --> 01:18:00,355 They are all gone 1321 01:18:00,460 --> 01:18:02,894 We have only 5 minutes to be on air 1322 01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:19,109 Supporters are coming the code is Peking Duck 1323 01:18:19,245 --> 01:18:20,371 Good, Peking duck is delicious 1324 01:18:20,413 --> 01:18:21,539 Good to hell 1325 01:18:23,650 --> 01:18:29,247 Do you get paid? Do you get mortgage to? 1326 01:18:29,956 --> 01:18:31,753 We are at War 1327 01:18:31,858 --> 01:18:34,850 Gold is more practical 1328 01:18:35,094 --> 01:18:35,753 Yes 1329 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:41,596 Open up 1330 01:18:42,368 --> 01:18:43,027 Who`s there? 1331 01:18:44,270 --> 01:18:45,567 The code 1332 01:18:46,873 --> 01:18:47,601 Code 1333 01:18:51,177 --> 01:18:52,144 Code 1334 01:18:53,446 --> 01:18:54,310 Stuffed chicken 1335 01:18:54,347 --> 01:18:55,905 No, the code 1336 01:18:56,883 --> 01:18:57,645 Beep fried pigeon 1337 01:18:57,950 --> 01:18:59,144 It`s wrong 1338 01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:01,816 Birds 1339 01:19:02,322 --> 01:19:03,653 He is insane 1340 01:19:03,690 --> 01:19:04,714 Peking duck 1341 01:19:04,757 --> 01:19:05,348 I forget about it 1342 01:19:05,391 --> 01:19:06,881 Open up, or I quit 1343 01:19:07,593 --> 01:19:09,288 He said he would leave 1344 01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:10,720 Ok, be quick 1345 01:19:12,298 --> 01:19:15,165 Let`s hide, our target is coming 1346 01:19:15,234 --> 01:19:16,826 I am scare 1347 01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:21,464 So you are all here 1348 01:19:21,607 --> 01:19:23,666 Stand aside, all of you 1349 01:19:24,043 --> 01:19:25,101 I am scared 1350 01:19:25,745 --> 01:19:27,576 You are so trouble, tie him up 1351 01:19:28,681 --> 01:19:29,807 I am frightened 1352 01:19:34,987 --> 01:19:36,147 How did they shoot it last time? 1353 01:19:36,456 --> 01:19:37,980 They put a piece of wood in there last time 1354 01:19:38,057 --> 01:19:39,490 Not, I didn`t have 1355 01:19:39,592 --> 01:19:40,286 No? 1356 01:19:40,326 --> 01:19:41,293 No, then what? 1357 01:19:42,462 --> 01:19:44,487 My lord, I have realized now 1358 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:47,090 I have decided to join you 1359 01:19:48,434 --> 01:19:50,197 And let me do it 1360 01:19:50,303 --> 01:19:51,964 Be careful, don`t burn him 1361 01:19:52,572 --> 01:19:54,005 I wanna burn you down 1362 01:19:54,273 --> 01:19:56,867 No, I will join you 1363 01:19:57,477 --> 01:19:58,102 Get him 1364 01:19:58,177 --> 01:19:59,701 I`ll join you too 1365 01:19:59,879 --> 01:20:02,973 No one will help you No... 1366 01:20:03,616 --> 01:20:04,275 Wanna break up with me? 1367 01:20:04,317 --> 01:20:05,147 No 1368 01:20:05,618 --> 01:20:08,610 My god 1369 01:20:18,264 --> 01:20:20,858 Mr Lau, are you going out with Po Chi? 1370 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:24,328 No, we are only good friends 1371 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:26,128 Don`t deny it, when is the marriage 1372 01:20:26,305 --> 01:20:28,967 I will invite you, but not this early 1373 01:20:29,175 --> 01:20:29,766 Don`t forget us 1374 01:20:30,209 --> 01:20:31,005 I won`t 1375 01:20:31,511 --> 01:20:34,002 Miss Ching, tell us your Prince Charming 1376 01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:35,172 what kind you like 1377 01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:40,082 I want him to love me care about me, don`t need rich 1378 01:20:40,286 --> 01:20:42,186 I can do anything for the lover 1379 01:20:44,424 --> 01:20:47,621 Well, I dared not to date girls before 1380 01:20:48,528 --> 01:20:50,723 I had any success in my career 1381 01:20:51,464 --> 01:20:54,900 For me, career comes first 1382 01:20:55,234 --> 01:20:56,633 no romance before career 1383 01:20:57,103 --> 01:20:57,899 And now you have surrounded 1384 01:20:58,237 --> 01:20:58,931 Yes 1385 01:20:59,572 --> 01:21:00,596 Love and bread? 1386 01:21:02,442 --> 01:21:03,374 I choose love 1387 01:21:04,210 --> 01:21:08,840 I would put career first if you ask me to choose 1388 01:21:08,981 --> 01:21:09,572 Yes 1389 01:21:15,321 --> 01:21:18,017 Po Chi and your career what would you choose 1390 01:21:18,891 --> 01:21:20,222 How do I answer your question? 1391 01:21:20,259 --> 01:21:21,157 I am not forcing you 1392 01:21:21,928 --> 01:21:24,954 Everybody, we will take photo later... 1393 01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:29,624 Take a seat... Wait for the photos 1394 01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:36,870 I announce that Mr. Lau Pai become the supervisor 1395 01:21:38,878 --> 01:21:42,575 and our rating is over 51 % 1396 01:21:44,617 --> 01:21:46,585 Our 1 00th wrong to be beaten is to show 1397 01:21:46,786 --> 01:21:48,720 against Channel 8`s celebration 1398 01:21:50,890 --> 01:21:52,187 but we are confident 1399 01:21:52,692 --> 01:21:53,954 Good 1400 01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:55,488 Really? 1401 01:21:56,696 --> 01:21:57,720 Hi, everybody... 1402 01:21:57,763 --> 01:21:59,424 What are you doing, Simon? 1403 01:22:00,199 --> 01:22:01,666 Well, I just come to tell you 1404 01:22:02,034 --> 01:22:03,899 I had a meeting with our clients 1405 01:22:04,003 --> 01:22:05,027 What do you want to say? 1406 01:22:05,605 --> 01:22:07,630 Well, I wanna bet that 1407 01:22:08,007 --> 01:22:10,475 We have 1 00% rating on celebration night 1408 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:14,176 or the clients will withdraw 1409 01:22:14,213 --> 01:22:15,111 and you will collapse 1410 01:22:15,515 --> 01:22:18,143 You mean that no one 1411 01:22:18,584 --> 01:22:21,485 Right and you`ll out of work 1412 01:22:21,654 --> 01:22:24,646 and picking up rubbish in the street 1413 01:22:24,924 --> 01:22:26,323 I`ll give you some rubbish then 1414 01:22:26,993 --> 01:22:28,290 What if no one watches? 1415 01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:31,390 We agree not to charge them for one year 1416 01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:32,959 but that`s impossible 1417 01:22:42,408 --> 01:22:45,969 Damn, do help me god 1418 01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:48,036 We have to win this time 1419 01:22:48,347 --> 01:22:50,577 And you have 30% of the ads fee 1420 01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:51,913 That`s encouraging 1421 01:22:51,951 --> 01:22:53,282 We have to win this time 1422 01:23:13,472 --> 01:23:16,703 Hi our new lucky program is starting now 1423 01:23:17,076 --> 01:23:18,543 The original program was 1424 01:23:18,778 --> 01:23:21,042 have Miss Heung Kong to perform aerobatieal 1425 01:23:21,380 --> 01:23:24,406 But because she hurt herself rehearsing 1426 01:23:24,717 --> 01:23:26,514 So she can`t perform tonight 1427 01:23:27,053 --> 01:23:30,386 She will say sorry to you all 1428 01:23:30,590 --> 01:23:32,524 Let`s cheer her up 1429 01:23:33,426 --> 01:23:33,949 Simon 1430 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:35,624 Yes, Sir 1431 01:23:35,661 --> 01:23:38,596 Do we have 1 00% rating? 1432 01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:42,029 You can count on me 1433 01:23:42,068 --> 01:23:44,536 If we don`t have 1 00% rating 1434 01:23:44,570 --> 01:23:46,231 I`ll be the toilet attendant 1435 01:23:46,672 --> 01:23:47,900 Relax, watch the show 1436 01:23:53,546 --> 01:23:55,138 Good... 1437 01:23:57,049 --> 01:24:01,145 It`s the 100th Okay or to be hit 1438 01:24:01,387 --> 01:24:04,015 we will surely got over Channel 8 1439 01:24:07,727 --> 01:24:09,251 Where are the guests? 1440 01:24:09,929 --> 01:24:11,328 They are here, I have a look 1441 01:24:11,597 --> 01:24:12,928 OK, be quick 1442 01:24:24,443 --> 01:24:25,603 Cut those wires 1443 01:24:27,013 --> 01:24:28,207 No more shows tonight 1444 01:24:31,450 --> 01:24:32,417 I am sorry Mr Chow 1445 01:24:33,753 --> 01:24:34,481 Lai Pai 1446 01:24:37,723 --> 01:24:38,690 How come it`s you? 1447 01:24:39,358 --> 01:24:40,723 I was hoping that it`s not you... 1448 01:24:42,695 --> 01:24:45,926 Po Chi, I have to do it for our future 1449 01:24:46,365 --> 01:24:48,390 So you have betrayed all your pals? 1450 01:24:52,538 --> 01:24:53,835 How much did Simon give you? 1451 01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:56,237 I thought I bad not conscious 1452 01:24:56,342 --> 01:24:57,400 but you are worse 1453 01:24:57,610 --> 01:25:01,410 Po Chi, you shouldn`t have chosen him 1454 01:25:01,580 --> 01:25:02,911 I had suspected him 1455 01:25:03,883 --> 01:25:05,714 You can`t tell by the look 1456 01:25:05,751 --> 01:25:07,844 Call the police 1457 01:25:09,455 --> 01:25:14,358 Yes, arrest him... 1458 01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:15,959 Keep quiet 1459 01:25:19,565 --> 01:25:22,864 Lau Pai, how much do you get? 1460 01:25:25,471 --> 01:25:26,529 $3.5M 1461 01:25:28,140 --> 01:25:30,370 Because of that $3.5M 1462 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:36,708 I would do it if I were young 1463 01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:39,977 but you don`t have to keep you words 1464 01:25:41,821 --> 01:25:44,381 People make mistakes 1465 01:25:47,793 --> 01:25:50,353 I will let you go 1466 01:25:53,866 --> 01:25:54,798 Mr Chow 1467 01:25:55,701 --> 01:25:59,933 You feel good if you are grateful to people 1468 01:26:00,206 --> 01:26:05,143 I know this even though I am mean 1469 01:26:05,911 --> 01:26:08,311 I am sorry Mr Chow 1470 01:26:08,781 --> 01:26:13,844 Forget it, show time, go 1471 01:26:14,086 --> 01:26:14,950 No show 1472 01:26:16,455 --> 01:26:17,581 I have no guests 1473 01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:25,192 Po Chi 1474 01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:52,673 Po Chi 1475 01:27:52,718 --> 01:27:55,846 Hi there is no Obey or to be hit tonight 1476 01:27:55,988 --> 01:27:57,182 for we have a live broadcast 1477 01:27:57,223 --> 01:28:00,556 to show how Lau Pai & Po Chi break up 1478 01:28:00,593 --> 01:28:02,288 Now, I Traffic Light to make comment 1479 01:28:02,595 --> 01:28:05,428 and now Lau Pai comes up to Po Chi 1480 01:28:05,831 --> 01:28:07,128 but we can`t hear what they say 1481 01:28:07,166 --> 01:28:09,225 and I am going down 1482 01:28:09,602 --> 01:28:11,263 Yes, I know I am wrong 1483 01:28:11,303 --> 01:28:13,464 They are still struggling 1484 01:28:13,505 --> 01:28:15,063 And Lau Pai won`t let her go 1485 01:28:15,107 --> 01:28:17,041 Po Chi smacked him 1486 01:28:17,076 --> 01:28:18,065 and Lau Pai is on the ground 1487 01:28:18,844 --> 01:28:19,469 Po Chi 1488 01:28:19,745 --> 01:28:22,077 Everybody, Lau Pai is shocked 1489 01:28:22,114 --> 01:28:23,604 But still keep trying 1490 01:28:23,649 --> 01:28:25,207 And Mocking Face takes over to comment 1491 01:28:26,051 --> 01:28:28,815 Honey, change the channel 1492 01:28:29,255 --> 01:28:31,314 Everybody, it`s climax now 1493 01:28:31,523 --> 01:28:34,617 Lau Pai has got Po Chi now 1494 01:28:34,660 --> 01:28:36,958 Iet`s have a Honey Cone in this time 1495 01:28:36,996 --> 01:28:37,928 and cheer them up 1496 01:28:40,566 --> 01:28:41,498 Would you let me explain? 1497 01:28:41,533 --> 01:28:42,158 What to explain? 1498 01:28:42,201 --> 01:28:44,294 Leave me alone, we are on air 1499 01:28:45,037 --> 01:28:45,867 I don`t know 1500 01:28:46,639 --> 01:28:48,504 Haleluya great 1501 01:28:48,641 --> 01:28:49,369 Boss 1502 01:28:50,009 --> 01:28:51,067 What? I know 1503 01:28:51,110 --> 01:28:52,771 No, shows next door, right 1504 01:28:52,811 --> 01:28:53,778 No... 1505 01:28:53,979 --> 01:28:56,243 They have Lau Pai and Po Chi break up on air 1506 01:28:56,482 --> 01:28:58,473 Now they have 45% rating? 1507 01:29:01,553 --> 01:29:03,953 Don`t worry 1508 01:29:04,490 --> 01:29:05,388 What 60% rating? 1509 01:29:06,158 --> 01:29:07,489 Well, we can see on the screen 1510 01:29:07,526 --> 01:29:10,290 Po Chi is coming out in front 1511 01:29:10,329 --> 01:29:11,819 She is far away from Lau Pai 1512 01:29:11,864 --> 01:29:13,855 and no sight of Lau Pai 1513 01:29:13,899 --> 01:29:14,923 Lau Pai is late to start 1514 01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:17,034 but now he is coming up 1515 01:29:17,069 --> 01:29:18,536 and getting close 1516 01:29:18,771 --> 01:29:20,796 He`s catching up and following to Po Chi 1517 01:29:21,073 --> 01:29:23,132 They are of the same speed 1518 01:29:26,779 --> 01:29:27,609 Po Chi 1519 01:29:29,615 --> 01:29:30,445 Stop 1520 01:29:37,323 --> 01:29:39,621 I don`t care of you forgive me or take me as insane 1521 01:29:39,892 --> 01:29:42,122 Just give me one more minute? 1522 01:29:42,594 --> 01:29:43,754 You can go when I finish 1523 01:29:46,165 --> 01:29:47,689 Ok, I am listening 1524 01:29:49,401 --> 01:29:51,961 Yes, I am money hungry 1525 01:29:52,905 --> 01:29:55,373 But everyone makes mistakes? 1526 01:29:55,541 --> 01:29:57,304 You make mistake too? 1527 01:29:58,544 --> 01:30:01,172 But it`s OK, if you realize it 1528 01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:08,313 Everyone in Hong Kong loves money 1529 01:30:08,354 --> 01:30:09,378 Do you agree? 1530 01:30:09,521 --> 01:30:11,148 Right 1531 01:30:11,190 --> 01:30:12,623 So you have to deceive me? 1532 01:30:13,192 --> 01:30:15,387 You are wrong then 1533 01:30:15,894 --> 01:30:17,521 Yes, I did deceive you 1534 01:30:17,730 --> 01:30:19,994 I like to fool people always 1535 01:30:21,734 --> 01:30:23,395 It is the only time I deceived you 1536 01:30:23,602 --> 01:30:26,230 I told you before was nothing but the true 1537 01:30:27,473 --> 01:30:29,771 If you are still a normal person 1538 01:30:30,676 --> 01:30:31,973 You should believe me 1539 01:30:32,478 --> 01:30:34,139 Right 1540 01:30:35,647 --> 01:30:37,114 But you told me you`ll be honest before 1541 01:30:37,149 --> 01:30:39,344 How can I trust you again? 1542 01:30:39,418 --> 01:30:41,318 That`s correct 1543 01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,612 I can`t guarantee it 1544 01:30:43,489 --> 01:30:45,218 Trust me if you still love me 1545 01:30:45,257 --> 01:30:46,656 I`ll still go to make money 1546 01:30:47,092 --> 01:30:49,185 but I do it the right away 1547 01:30:50,129 --> 01:30:51,687 I put my career in first place 1548 01:30:52,031 --> 01:30:54,556 If I have a chose between you and career 1549 01:30:55,367 --> 01:30:56,629 I`ll choose you 1550 01:30:56,702 --> 01:30:57,532 Really? 1551 01:30:57,936 --> 01:30:58,868 I was only kidding 1552 01:30:59,772 --> 01:31:02,536 you have to be my house keeper 1553 01:31:02,941 --> 01:31:04,465 and have a baby 1554 01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:08,369 The baby has to be good 1555 01:31:09,114 --> 01:31:11,173 and win all competitions 1556 01:31:11,650 --> 01:31:12,446 Reasonable? 1557 01:31:12,651 --> 01:31:13,675 You are bad 1558 01:31:15,254 --> 01:31:19,281 Kiss her... 1559 01:31:19,324 --> 01:31:20,484 Do as they are requested 1560 01:31:20,526 --> 01:31:23,518 Kiss her... 1561 01:31:23,562 --> 01:31:24,688 Let`s go back home 1562 01:31:25,097 --> 01:31:26,064 What did you say? 1563 01:31:26,265 --> 01:31:27,391 Let`s go back home 1564 01:31:34,073 --> 01:31:35,938 A happy ending 1565 01:31:35,974 --> 01:31:37,908 We are left behind to play mahjong 1566 01:31:38,143 --> 01:31:42,341 Let`s go to the club 1567 01:31:42,381 --> 01:31:46,477 It`s a very nice place 1568 01:31:48,053 --> 01:31:50,385 I should get the bonus 1569 01:31:50,589 --> 01:31:51,385 Again 1570 01:31:56,728 --> 01:31:57,786 Our rating is 4 1571 01:31:58,797 --> 01:31:59,729 40% 1572 01:31:59,898 --> 01:32:01,195 4% only 1573 01:32:03,001 --> 01:32:04,161 100% 1574 01:32:04,203 --> 01:32:06,933 The latest is 100% belongs to... 1575 01:32:07,239 --> 01:32:08,228 to them 1576 01:32:10,375 --> 01:32:24,278 Empty bottles... 1577 01:32:27,025 --> 01:32:32,224 and shares and old magazines 1578 01:32:32,264 --> 01:32:36,701 Any empty bottles? 1579 01:32:37,002 --> 01:32:39,061 Empty bottles... 1580 01:32:39,104 --> 01:32:42,164 shut up 1581 01:32:46,545 --> 01:32:49,537 The 3 of you behave 1582 01:32:49,948 --> 01:32:53,076 and I will make you Miss Heung Kong 1583 01:32:53,118 --> 01:32:54,983 a super star and super new star... 1584 01:32:55,154 --> 01:32:57,145 Sister Mui why do you bring us to come here 1585 01:32:58,457 --> 01:33:00,322 The friend of mine said 1586 01:33:00,359 --> 01:33:03,157 he would to set up a restaurant in Long Beach 1587 01:33:07,299 --> 01:33:08,698 Well, nothing 1588 01:33:09,701 --> 01:33:11,464 Is it like that one? 1589 01:33:17,509 --> 01:33:19,704 Thank you! You! Come again, bye bye 1590 01:33:32,524 --> 01:33:33,320 Janifer 1591 01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:40,389 Chi Kin, you listen to me at last to set up a restaurant 1592 01:33:41,667 --> 01:33:44,602 It`s just a small partnership 1593 01:33:44,970 --> 01:33:46,335 I`ll help you 1594 01:33:46,838 --> 01:33:48,430 You can`t 1595 01:33:49,007 --> 01:33:51,407 It`s a topless restaurant 1596 01:34:03,622 --> 01:34:06,523 It`s serious if you hurt your kidneys 1597 01:34:08,860 --> 01:34:11,351 Sir, before we have your reply 1598 01:34:11,396 --> 01:34:12,863 We won`t piss 1599 01:34:13,265 --> 01:34:14,789 We... 1600 01:34:15,234 --> 01:34:16,258 Any request? 1601 01:34:18,136 --> 01:34:19,660 Well, we want 4 dishes daily 1602 01:34:19,705 --> 01:34:20,865 Shark fin on Saturday 1603 01:34:20,906 --> 01:34:21,964 Buffets on Sundays 1604 01:34:22,007 --> 01:34:23,235 3 porno shows weekly 1605 01:34:23,275 --> 01:34:25,436 Once a month to the Volvo club 1606 01:34:25,477 --> 01:34:26,603 Our choice to go to the motels 1607 01:34:26,645 --> 01:34:28,476 Our pay the same as Alan 1608 01:34:28,513 --> 01:34:29,639 That`s all, Sir 1609 01:34:29,681 --> 01:34:30,511 Well, that`s a lot 1610 01:34:30,549 --> 01:34:31,243 Not really 1611 01:34:31,283 --> 01:34:32,875 You are very beautiful, Sir 1612 01:34:32,918 --> 01:34:33,816 Sweet dreams 1613 01:34:34,820 --> 01:34:35,787 Mickey, go to piss 1614 01:34:37,122 --> 01:34:37,884 Me again? 1615 01:34:38,790 --> 01:34:39,757 Be careful if you do 1616 01:34:40,525 --> 01:34:41,651 None of your business, bastard 1617 01:34:41,827 --> 01:34:42,885 I was told to 1618 01:34:43,695 --> 01:34:45,492 Come on, piss 1619 01:34:47,032 --> 01:34:49,500 No... 1620 01:34:49,835 --> 01:34:51,166 The rest of your won`t piss 1621 01:34:51,403 --> 01:34:52,870 Don`t blame me then 1622 01:35:04,349 --> 01:35:06,510 See, I told you that l`ll win 1623 01:35:08,287 --> 01:35:09,117 Blood dog 1624 01:35:09,988 --> 01:35:12,684 Why not call me Shit dog but Blood dog 1625 01:35:15,727 --> 01:35:20,027 Cause I want you to starve to die 1626 01:35:20,699 --> 01:35:23,668 Shut all the toilets 1627 01:35:23,702 --> 01:35:24,634 Yes Sir 1628 01:35:42,354 --> 01:35:43,651 We wanna flight with you one to one 1629 01:35:44,323 --> 01:35:45,847 5 to 1 you call it one to one? 1630 01:35:46,224 --> 01:35:48,886 I don`t see it, I saw that you piss 1631 01:35:53,832 --> 01:35:55,925 Boss, we can`t hold it much longer 1632 01:35:58,737 --> 01:36:00,932 It really smells 101550

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