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(upbeat music)
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- Brand new pants.
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- What can I say?
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- I'm not complaining.
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- That was pretty fucking hot.
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- So you are, you're clean right?
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- No, I'm positive.
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I thought I told you that.
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- What the fuck?
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- I'm on my last bout of
penicillin from chlamydia.
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I thought I told you that.
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- Are you kidding?
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- I just got a couple more
days on the antibiotics.
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You should be fine.
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- Seriously dude.
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What the fuck?
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- Of course I'm drug and
disease free, you fucking idiot.
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- That's not even funny to joke about.
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- Well, I told you I'm an asshole.
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- Would you ever consider something
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a little more long term?
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- I think I am considering it.
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But if we're being honest here,
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I do know one thing for sure.
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I don't think I could ever give up pussy.
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- Nobody said you have
to give up anything.
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- And you don't think that
would be cheating on your wife?
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- You've got a point.
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- How much?
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What's he mean how much?
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I'm not fucking paying him.
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- He's not asking for money.
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He wants to know how much
you're gonna charge him
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to let him suck your dick,
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and swallow your load.
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- No way, dude.
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No way, he's too old.
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- For money?
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You couldn't let this guy
suck your dick for money?
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- Hell no, man.
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No, I'm not gonna take this guy's money.
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Jesus, I'm just looking
for a guy to suck my dick
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just once so I can find out how it feels.
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I'm not a fucking prostitute.
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And I'm not gonna do it with
someone that old and ugly.
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- He's not that old.
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And I could sure use the money
right now, that's for sure.
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I'll charge him.
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Here, give me your phone.
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I'm gonna take the dick
picture, look away.
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- Oh, geeze.
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- No anal.
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- Okay.
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So you don't want me to touch it?
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Or, you don't want anything inside it?
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- Nothing inside, it's a one way street.
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- Okay, fair enough.
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- And if it's not happening naturally,
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don't try to make it happen.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
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- If I don't have a hard on
and you're working on it,
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and it's not happening,
then it's not happening.
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- Okay, here's the deal, dude.
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I'm not paying you 150 bucks to give you
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a massage for nothing to happen.
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If you can't get it up and come,
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then it's free.
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- I agree to those terms.
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- Cool.
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- So.
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- So go back out, knock on the door,
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and just pretend that I'm
your physical therapist,
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and you're my client.
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- Should I be limping, and stuff?
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- Yeah, that would help.
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- Alright.
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(knocks on door)
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Hi.
- Hi.
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- Oh, I forgot the doctor's note.
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Should I go back and get a doctor's note?
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- Let's just see.
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So how's that feel?
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- That feels good.
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- And here?
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How's that, good?
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- It feels really amazing.
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But it's actually the other leg.
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- Oh dear, sorry.
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- That's alright, man.
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It's all good.
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- You know what?
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Let's have you jump up here on the table.
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- Should I take these off first?
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- No, leave 'em on for now.
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- I'm gonna take 'em off, anyway.
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(upbeat music)
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