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- Well, all I know is I looked,
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and I looked, and I looked.
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And there you were.
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What about you?
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- Well, I was a competitive swimmer
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in high school and college.
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I was completely competitive.
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I always have been.
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There was this guy who
was like my arch rival.
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Anthony Harrington.
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And he always kicked my ass.
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We were showering together after,
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and he says to me,
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well, you got me beat there, buddy.
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And at first I didn't know
what he was talking about.
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And then, he gestured at my junk.
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And so I checked his out.
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And he had, by far, the smallest weenie
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I'd ever seen in my entire life.
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I actually felt pretty bad for him.
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And he said to me, man, I would love
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to have a cock like that.
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And I said, well, how do you want it?
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I mean, I wasn't even thinking.
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And he got a hard on right away.
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He tried to cover it up, but I saw it.
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And he ran out of the showers.
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He was mortified.
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He was dressed and out the door
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before I even dried off.
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To be fair, I was kinda
flopping it around and shit,
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which, you know, I kinda like to do.
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- So, you're an exhibitionist.
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- I guess.
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I mean, like I said, very competitive.
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- Well, you do have a
beautiful fucking cock.
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- Yeah, well, whatever.
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So I went home that night and I jerked off
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thinking about him, but it wasn't
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like I wanted to fuck him.
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It was more like, I wanted
to dominate him, you know?
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Demolish him.
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- That's crazy.
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- Yeah, it's pretty fucking sick.
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So, the next week, we were at finals.
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And he couldn't even look me in the eye.
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But he still managed to beat me.
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But this time it was just by milliseconds,
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because I swear to God
I just had to beat him.
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So after the race, I'm
following him out in the dark,
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and I take him behind the
building into this bunch of trees.
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And I fucked his brains out.
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- What?
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- No condom, no nothing.
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I did the deed, and I got my
stuff and I was about to go.
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But he wasn't quite finished.
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And he said, will you
hold me while I jerk off.
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And I'm like, no fucking way, dude.
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Can't you see that I'm done?
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I mean, that was what I
was thinking in my head.
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But, I do consider
myself a generous lover,
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so I laid back down and I held him.
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And then he asked me if I
would tell him I loved him.
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And I did.
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- Role play.
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- Yeah, in my head it was total role play.
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But the more I said it,
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the more I felt like I really meant it.
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And the more he responded,
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until he was actually crying.
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Like, real tears dude.
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I felt like I really did love him.
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I mean, he was just so vulnerable.
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Tough, but so vulnerable.
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And it was totally awkward
afterwards for the both of us.
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And so I was about to leave,
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and he said to me,
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thank you so much.
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Thank you for understanding.
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Thank you for being so real.
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Thank you for letting me beat you today.
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I was like, dude, I
didn't let you beat me.
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And he was like,
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yeah, you did.
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You always let me beat you.
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- Wow.
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- In some way, like you,
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I guess I'm always trying to
repeat that one experience.
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- Did you see him again?
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- No, actually I didn't want to.
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Though, I think he did.
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- What happened to him?
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- He was killed in Iraq.
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He joined special services, I know that.
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Maybe even a SEAL.
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He was a killer swimmer.
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Strong, strapping and strong.
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He died saving the life of his partner.
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You know, his SEAL partner.
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- Geeze.
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- The funeral was so fucking intense.
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Thousands of people, and his partner
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was just sobbing
uncontrollably the whole time.
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I was watching him and I could tell
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he was trying to keep it together,
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but once those tears started flowing,
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it was just all over.
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- Damn.
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- All I kept thinking was,
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they must have been lovers, you know?
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Can you imagine that?
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(upbeat music)
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