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(upbeat music)
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- It's like so hard for me
to look her in the eyes now.
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- We can't talk about Jen.
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That's not gonna work for me.
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- She's just, she's so tough.
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- Yeah, well, that's
what I like about her.
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Girls like that, they're
like putty in my hands,
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and I like that I have this
kind of power over them,
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and they have zero power over me.
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Girls like her, I'm used to that.
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So, why guys?
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Why now?
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- I mean, I could ask you the same thing.
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- Yeah, well, I've been
doin' this a while, dude.
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- Well, when I was 14, this
kid up the street told me
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that he knew how to make
a girl squirt, and--
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(laughing)
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Which, frankly, I didn't even understand,
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but I knew I wanted to learn.
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Anyway, he gets this
girl, and she, basically,
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got completely naked
and let us go to town.
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I mean, it was all very clinical,
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or I guess you could say technical,
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but yeah.
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I mean, I had no idea,
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but he taught me that a clit
is basically like a tiny penis.
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- And some are bigger than others.
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- Yeah, and he showed me
right there on his own penis.
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He pulled it out right in front of her,
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taught me how to feel for
it, how to stimulate it,
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and of course, the whole mouth thing.
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- Wow.
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- The whole thing was, it was so exciting.
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I mean, I'm feeling that, and
I'm into everything, and then,
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it happened, the first real,
I don't know what you'd say,
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explosion happens.
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- She squirted?
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- Yeah, and I mean a lot.
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While he and I were basically
making out in her pussy.
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- Holy shit.
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- [Black Haired Man] Yeah, dude.
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- Damn.
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- Yeah, so, to this day
I've always had this thing
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about wanting to do that
sort of thing again.
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My friends were always like,
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"Dude, how do you get the
hottest girls in school?"
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I was like, "I don't know."
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I mean, I didn't really talk about it.
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I guess, maybe, I was embarrassed
about it or something.
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I don't know.
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- So, you don't kiss and tell?
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- No.
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Never.
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- And your wife?
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- My wife, she's actually different.
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I mean, first of all,
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she had no clue about
my specific skillset,
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but she was just somebody
that I could really hang with,
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you know?
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Just really hang.
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I mean, I didn't even have
a sexual thought about her
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until, 'til I did, but it
wasn't until I really knew her,
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and unlike any other girl, for her,
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it wasn't about getting her off.
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- Yeah, I don't really hang
well, ya know, with girls.
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- You just like to fuck 'em.
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- Yeah, pretty much.
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(laughing)
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- I mean, I think all guys are like that.
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Aren't we?
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