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- You're kidding me, right?
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- No, I was under the impression
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this had all be worked out.
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She led me to believe.
- Robert.
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- [Stanley] Okay, I'm gonna leave.
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- No, you're not going anywhere, Stanley.
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- Well, then I'll just
wait in the next room.
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- Do you trust me?
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- No, Stacy, not at all.
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Seriously, I don't trust you at all.
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- You've been wanting me
to get a strap-on, Robert.
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- Oh my God, are you
seriously gonna go there?
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That's a completely private conversation.
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Conversation between you and me.
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- Just hear me out.
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- No, that is so personal and intimate.
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- Look, Stanley is
insanely attracted to you.
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- I don't care.
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- And you are insanely attracted to me.
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- Oh, no no no no no, I'm not.
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I'm not attracted to you at all.
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Not in this moment.
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I would venture to say that
I am turned off by you,
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insanely turned off.
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- So what's that, then?
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- You are insane.
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- He's attracted to you.
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You're attracted to me.
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And I'm attracted to Stanley.
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I mean, in love with you.
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- I'm gay.
- He's gay.
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And, strapping on a dick just
doesn't seem natural to me.
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- Oh, but this does?
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- Yes, totally.
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Just try it, Robert.
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- No, not tonight.
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- Yes, tonight, now.
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- Definitely not.
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Dude, just so you know, here's the deal.
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I'm not interested in guys in that way.
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I don't know what she
told you, but I'm not.
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- Have you ever had your ass eaten?
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- Jesus, no.
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- You might like it.
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I'm sorry you don't find me attractive.
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- Stanley, you're a good looking guy.
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And I suppose if, on some
level I was to consider,
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which I'm not, you know.
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- No, I don't know.
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- Maybe, under different circumstances.
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- So what would those
circumstances have to look like?
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- I don't know, not this.
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- But you've thought about it.
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- I know, yeah, maybe, I thought.
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Maybe it would be nice to feel something,
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you know, back, you know.
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- What's going on, Robert?
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I mean, you know, the
cat's out of the bag.
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Let's just talk about it.
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- You're the mind reader.
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You tell me.
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- He wants to do it, but
he's completely right.
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I didn't think this through.
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Robert doesn't like any
kind of pre-meditation
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for these sorts of things.
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- Sexual things?
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- Well, kinky things.
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He likes to be surprised.
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- Seduced.
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- Yeah, that's probably
a better word for it.
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- No.
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Surprised, I like to be surprised.
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- Do you trim or shave your pubes?
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- Why?
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- He doesn't trim or shave anything.
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- Whole?
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- Totally natural.
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- Why?
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- It's just, I like natural guys.
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We all have our fetishes.
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What are yours?
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So you're open to the possibility.
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- No, you know, not tonight.
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- But, you're open to the idea that
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you might feel this way in the future?
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- Possibly, but nothing's
gonna happen tonight.
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- I'll walk you out.
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No, darling, it's not gonna happen.
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But, we are gonna have some fun.
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Some genuine, down to Earth fun.
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- We'll see.
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- Bye.
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- You're in love with him,
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and that really pisses me off.
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- I'm not in love with him, Robert.
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I'm in love with you.
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- You're a slut.
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- This is true.
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But, you'll notice it
doesn't really bother me.
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- Meaning?
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- Meaning, I think you'll find it hot.
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- Robert.
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- Swell.
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- Where you been?
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- Oh, nowhere.
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I was at Stacy's last night.
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- What's going on?
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- Nothing.
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Not a thing.
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Swell.
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- Robert.
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- Well, how kinky is Jenn?
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- You mean, besides the fact that she
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prefers to be fucked in public places?
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She's not kinky at all.
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You guys have been
together over five years.
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Maybe she's just trying
to spice things up.
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What does she wanna do?
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You can tell me.
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I can tell you want to tell me.
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- Actually, I don't.
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What's the kinkiest
thing you've ever done?
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- I fucked a guy after a swim meet once.
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- You did not.
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- I did, honestly.
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- No fucking way.
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You're shitting me, I know it.
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- Okay, whatever.
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- Did you really?
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- No.
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- I hate it when you fuck with me.
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- I like to fuck with you.
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Robert, what does she want you to do?
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- Nope.
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- Fine, then I'll just ask her.
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- You do that.
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- Come on, dude.
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