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(steady electronic music)
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(gentle guitar music)
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- You got a little something right there.
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(laughter)
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- Okay, thanks.
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- You know, for some reason
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I knew you were the one for me.
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I knew that you would be safe.
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So how often do you hook up with ...?
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- Not too much.
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I get in these moods sometimes, you know?
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I mean, Hawaii's a really small place,
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and you can't really ...
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That's why my ad is what it is.
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- Yeah, what'd your ad say again?
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- "Married.
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"Looking for a bit of experimentation.
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"Going with the flow.
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"Somebody cool, somebody stable,
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"somebody just visiting
for the weekend like I am.
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"Role play's a plus.
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"Someone who's up to live out a fantasy
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"that they never thought they'd
allow themselves to have.
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"A top if it goes there."
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Something to that effect.
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- I can't stop thinking about you.
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I can't get you out of my head.
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So how long have you been married?
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- Technically, I'm not married.
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- Okay, well, I for sure am married.
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- Great.
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You're just not visiting.
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- Neither are you.
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- The DA's office, huh?
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- Yeah.
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- Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
- What?
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What?
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- Jennifer Lannigan.
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- (laughs) Jennifer Lannigan!
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She is the biggest bit--
- My girlfriend.
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- Oh, no.
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I didn't, I had no idea.
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- She's a bitch, I know.
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- [Brett] Okay.
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- Pretty much everyone
says that about her.
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- Yeah, well at least
she's smokin' hot, right?
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Wait a minute.
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Just the other day, she
was talking about you!
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You're Swell, aren't you?
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And she said that you were 100% straight!
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(laughter)
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- That's why I need to
stop doing this, you know?
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I knew sooner or later it
was gonna catch up with me.
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It's like, it's just
way too close to home.
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- So ...
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What are we gonna do?
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- Well, we're gonna stop
this right here, right now.
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That's what we're gonna do.
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- Okay.
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Well, how about,
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how about a gentleman's agreement?
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Why don't we, I don't know, do it again?
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- No!
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I mean, what part of "no"
do you not understand?
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- Okay, hear me out.
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So it's not gonna be anonymous anymore.
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It's gonna be different.
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But does it have to be anonymous
for you to be turned on?
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- I'm not sure.
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- Okay, well.
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We'll play it by your rules, alright?
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On your terms.
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Just, the next time you're
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looking for a role play, hit me up.
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And I promise in the meantime,
I'll quit stalking you.
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- How did you get my info?
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Seriously.
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I mean, I didn't even tell you my name.
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- I watched you drive away.
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I saw your license plate,
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plus you had a fireman's
insignia on your truck,
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and I'm a pretty good investigator.
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- For the DA's office.
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- Yeah.
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- But you're not an attorney.
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- No, I'm an investigator.
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- So you don't really see Jen that much.
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- No, I see her all the time.
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I'm like her favorite detective.
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I'm really good at what I do.
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So do we have a deal?
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- Fuck.
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- Okay.
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We'll just make believe that
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we're lovers behind closed doors,
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and the rest of the time, we're not.
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I can live with that.
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I mean, after all I am married.
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- With children?
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- Yeah, with children.
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(steady electronic music)
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