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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,898 --> 00:00:21,898 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:38,442 --> 00:00:39,608 Tedjo's slippery. 3 00:00:39,610 --> 00:00:41,610 He's small, but don't underestimate him. 4 00:00:41,612 --> 00:00:43,444 - Just follow my lead, kiddo. - Okay. 5 00:00:43,446 --> 00:00:44,914 - Sir. - Yes, please. 6 00:00:44,916 --> 00:00:48,050 Hello. Need to get up to the penthouse please. 7 00:00:48,052 --> 00:00:50,953 I'll let Mr. Washington know that you're here. 8 00:00:50,955 --> 00:00:53,622 It's best if we surprise Mr. Washington. 9 00:00:53,624 --> 00:00:55,827 Yeah. I think that'd be best. 10 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,861 Thank you. 11 00:00:58,863 --> 00:01:00,362 "Mr. Washington"? 12 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:02,665 Why would Tedjo stay here and not a safehouse? 13 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:05,235 Better not be a bad friggin' tip. 14 00:01:05,237 --> 00:01:06,603 "Friggin'"? 15 00:01:07,504 --> 00:01:08,938 Daughter thinks I swear too much. 16 00:01:10,007 --> 00:01:12,242 Is Nicole still dating that guy? 17 00:01:12,244 --> 00:01:14,643 Yeah. Mathis. 18 00:01:14,645 --> 00:01:17,379 Smells like a candle. 19 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,448 God, I hope they're not having sex. 20 00:01:19,450 --> 00:01:22,017 Oh, don't worry about it, she's Catholic. 21 00:01:22,019 --> 00:01:23,652 Probably just a bit of anal. 22 00:01:23,654 --> 00:01:25,956 Morris. 23 00:01:27,059 --> 00:01:28,126 Get down! 24 00:01:31,062 --> 00:01:32,063 What the... 25 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:43,908 Clear. 26 00:01:49,882 --> 00:01:51,047 Morris! You okay? 27 00:01:58,323 --> 00:01:59,523 Tedjo. 28 00:02:07,398 --> 00:02:08,633 Shit! 29 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,638 Fucker! 30 00:02:21,612 --> 00:02:24,149 Oh. Oh, Jesus! 31 00:02:52,779 --> 00:02:55,145 Two, three, four, five, six! 32 00:03:06,058 --> 00:03:07,425 You little shit! 33 00:03:26,212 --> 00:03:27,545 Vic, you good? 34 00:03:27,547 --> 00:03:28,815 - That's Tedjo. - Come on. 35 00:03:35,455 --> 00:03:36,655 I don't see him! 36 00:03:37,623 --> 00:03:38,889 Where'd he go? 37 00:03:38,891 --> 00:03:40,891 Hey! 38 00:03:40,893 --> 00:03:41,992 I got him! 39 00:03:45,898 --> 00:03:46,933 We gotta move! 40 00:03:47,266 --> 00:03:48,267 Oh, shit! 41 00:04:04,184 --> 00:04:05,185 Yes! 42 00:04:07,186 --> 00:04:10,187 Is he there? Morris? 43 00:04:10,189 --> 00:04:12,323 - Just got down here! - I don't see... 44 00:04:12,325 --> 00:04:13,425 - Vic! Help! - Shit! 45 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:15,960 Help, help! Vic, help! 46 00:04:15,962 --> 00:04:17,997 Morris! 47 00:04:30,143 --> 00:04:31,144 Stop! 48 00:04:32,145 --> 00:04:33,312 Come on! 49 00:04:35,581 --> 00:04:36,816 Move! 50 00:04:43,423 --> 00:04:44,624 Morris! 51 00:04:47,528 --> 00:04:49,595 Hey! Yo, man! What's up? 52 00:04:50,497 --> 00:04:51,797 - Stop! - Watch out! 53 00:04:51,799 --> 00:04:53,100 Stop and turn around! 54 00:04:56,403 --> 00:04:58,270 Hands up! Now! 55 00:04:58,272 --> 00:04:59,870 Slowly! Don't move! 56 00:05:01,308 --> 00:05:02,474 Morris! 57 00:05:05,612 --> 00:05:06,879 Morris! 58 00:05:08,714 --> 00:05:10,084 Morris! 59 00:05:18,392 --> 00:05:19,692 Morris! 60 00:05:24,932 --> 00:05:26,233 Shit. 61 00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:29,867 Tell me you're good. Morris? 62 00:05:29,869 --> 00:05:31,804 Come on, kid, talk to me. 63 00:05:32,573 --> 00:05:34,973 Stay with me, kiddo. Come on. 64 00:05:34,975 --> 00:05:36,274 Oh, God damn it! 65 00:05:38,145 --> 00:05:39,345 I need backup. 66 00:05:39,347 --> 00:05:40,546 We need medical support 67 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,746 at the west entrance to the Staples Center. 68 00:05:42,748 --> 00:05:44,583 You're good. Hey. 69 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:46,084 Morris? 70 00:05:46,086 --> 00:05:47,252 Morris? 71 00:05:47,254 --> 00:05:48,622 Morris! 72 00:05:49,089 --> 00:05:50,624 Help! 73 00:05:55,762 --> 00:05:58,897 It's 5:00, Los Angeles. Quittin' time! 74 00:05:58,899 --> 00:06:00,732 Get home, jump in the pool, have a cold one. 75 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:02,134 Because this heat wave is still working. 76 00:06:02,136 --> 00:06:05,037 103 degrees at the beaches, 112 in the Valley. 77 00:06:05,039 --> 00:06:06,271 Let's do it! 78 00:06:06,273 --> 00:06:09,174 It's hot as hell, people, and the traffic is a demon. 79 00:06:09,176 --> 00:06:11,710 405 is backed up from the 10 to Sunset. 80 00:06:11,712 --> 00:06:13,078 Two lanes closed on the... 81 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,715 Oh. 82 00:06:22,222 --> 00:06:24,390 Oh, shit! Again? 83 00:06:24,392 --> 00:06:25,826 Stu! 84 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:31,196 Stuber. 85 00:06:31,198 --> 00:06:32,365 You didn't cancel. 86 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:33,466 It affects my rating. 87 00:06:33,468 --> 00:06:36,435 I can't drop below four stars or I lose this job. 88 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:39,805 Ooh. New ride? A little eco-puss for me but not bad. 89 00:06:39,807 --> 00:06:41,107 How'd you afford this, Stuber? 90 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,308 It's a lease, and you can stop calling me Stuber. 91 00:06:43,310 --> 00:06:45,744 Oh, come on. You know I gotta be tough with you. 92 00:06:45,746 --> 00:06:46,978 I can't show favoritism 93 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:48,581 in front of my other employees. 94 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:49,982 You told Ashley in kayaks 95 00:06:49,984 --> 00:06:51,951 that I lost my penis in the Gulf War. 96 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,853 I did that. Come on, man. 97 00:06:54,855 --> 00:06:57,557 The point is, I see potential in you, Stu. 98 00:06:57,559 --> 00:06:59,894 Just type in your destination. 99 00:07:02,697 --> 00:07:04,697 - I'm not going to Bosley. - But... 100 00:07:04,699 --> 00:07:06,432 I'm banging a chick that works there. 101 00:07:06,434 --> 00:07:08,733 - Is her name Propecia? - Huh? 102 00:07:08,735 --> 00:07:10,769 - Hmm? - All right. 103 00:07:10,771 --> 00:07:13,139 Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. 104 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,807 I need the full Stuber experience 105 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,378 or you're getting one star again. Whoo! 106 00:07:18,845 --> 00:07:21,216 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 107 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:31,991 Okay, this is gonna sound complicated. 108 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,993 But what I need you to do is take Alta Loma, 109 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,596 down to North Croft Street. 110 00:07:35,598 --> 00:07:37,196 - Five cheeseburgers. - Five cheeseburgers. 111 00:07:37,198 --> 00:07:38,764 - Five cheeseburgers. - No onions, no pickles. 112 00:07:38,766 --> 00:07:40,967 - Did you say five cheeseburgers? - No onions! No pickles! 113 00:07:40,969 --> 00:07:43,135 - You're not gonna eat this in the car, right? - Oh, no. 114 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:44,671 - Down at the bar. - How come he uses... 115 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,205 I have four voicemails from him. 116 00:07:46,207 --> 00:07:48,007 ...four heart emojis? Every time he texts me... 117 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,943 Harry's parents died and was killed by Voldemort. 118 00:07:50,945 --> 00:07:52,512 I just hate fish. 119 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,046 Now, a lot of people think... 120 00:07:54,048 --> 00:07:55,848 Can't you see I'm in pain here? 121 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:56,916 Could you at least drive the speed limit? 122 00:07:56,918 --> 00:07:58,351 Watch out! 123 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,489 That's on you, bro. 124 00:08:02,491 --> 00:08:03,823 No! No! 125 00:08:03,825 --> 00:08:05,027 No, go out the window! 126 00:08:10,299 --> 00:08:11,565 "Massive eyebrows?" 127 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:12,834 Ugh. 128 00:08:24,313 --> 00:08:26,315 Byron Jade. 129 00:08:28,618 --> 00:08:30,084 Shit. 130 00:08:57,313 --> 00:08:58,945 - Happy birthday, Kramer. - Yo, Vic. 131 00:08:58,947 --> 00:09:00,981 - I appreciate it. - McHENRY: It's Kramer's 50th. 132 00:09:00,983 --> 00:09:02,916 I brought you the world's tiniest piece of cake. 133 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,385 I didn't get cake on my birthday. 134 00:09:04,387 --> 00:09:06,219 What're you doin' here? 135 00:09:06,221 --> 00:09:08,121 Like a dog on a bone, you, huh? 136 00:09:08,123 --> 00:09:09,491 Tedjo's a cop killer. 137 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,225 He's still trafficking through LA. 138 00:09:12,227 --> 00:09:14,261 He'll make a mistake. I'll get him. 139 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,029 Look, I don't know how to tell you this... 140 00:09:16,031 --> 00:09:17,497 but you're out of time. 141 00:09:17,499 --> 00:09:19,766 The chief is kicking Tedjo up to the feds. 142 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,034 Bullshit! 143 00:09:21,036 --> 00:09:22,670 I've been working on this case for two years! 144 00:09:22,672 --> 00:09:24,037 Look, we don't have any choice. 145 00:09:24,039 --> 00:09:25,272 It's their case now. 146 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:28,042 Feds didn't make promises to Morris's family. 147 00:09:28,044 --> 00:09:29,976 Maybe you shouldn't have either. 148 00:09:29,978 --> 00:09:32,245 Losing a partner can sideswipe you. 149 00:09:32,247 --> 00:09:34,981 You're blaming yourself, but it's not your fault. 150 00:09:34,983 --> 00:09:36,149 Look, when was the last time 151 00:09:36,151 --> 00:09:38,152 you took a few days off? Some PTO. 152 00:09:38,154 --> 00:09:40,254 Spend some time with Nikki. 153 00:09:40,256 --> 00:09:41,355 Yeah, I'm gonna see her tomorrow. 154 00:09:41,357 --> 00:09:43,256 She's driving me to a doctor's appointment. 155 00:09:43,258 --> 00:09:44,424 Are you okay? 156 00:09:44,426 --> 00:09:47,528 Yeah. Just old, blind. 157 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:49,062 Getting Lasik surgery tomorrow. 158 00:09:49,064 --> 00:09:51,899 Okay. Spend some time with your beautiful daughter. 159 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:54,201 You'll come back a new man. 160 00:09:54,203 --> 00:09:55,068 Yeah. 161 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:57,340 I'm sorry. Truly am, Vic. 162 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,984 Big lease. This is it, huh? 163 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,653 Yep. I have signed my half. 164 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,422 Once you sign yours, it is official. 165 00:10:14,424 --> 00:10:17,058 I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... 166 00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:20,129 Check out my photoshop skills. 167 00:10:21,264 --> 00:10:25,066 Oh, wow. That's awesome. That is beautiful. 168 00:10:25,068 --> 00:10:26,536 - Oh, thank you. - Wow. 169 00:10:27,337 --> 00:10:29,302 Wow! Byron Jade! 170 00:10:29,304 --> 00:10:32,874 Oh, yes! He's gonna be our celebrity endorsement. 171 00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:35,645 It's amazing, right? 172 00:10:36,546 --> 00:10:37,912 I just was... 173 00:10:37,914 --> 00:10:39,882 Because you had said that we couldn't 174 00:10:39,884 --> 00:10:41,115 mention me on the pamphlet... 175 00:10:41,117 --> 00:10:43,751 because it's a women-only gym... 176 00:10:43,753 --> 00:10:45,888 and then your man friend Byron Jade... 177 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:47,823 much more of a man than I am. 178 00:10:47,825 --> 00:10:49,157 Oh, Stu, no, no, no! 179 00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:52,093 No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. 180 00:10:52,095 --> 00:10:53,994 Sign it, sign it, sign it. 181 00:10:53,996 --> 00:10:56,199 Okay! 182 00:10:57,802 --> 00:10:59,500 No regrets. 183 00:10:59,502 --> 00:11:01,235 Stu, oh, I'm gonna cry. 184 00:11:01,237 --> 00:11:03,004 We're gonna be small-business owners. 185 00:11:03,006 --> 00:11:05,140 Actually, I prefer business operator. 186 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,909 'Cause it reminds me of the Sade song 187 00:11:06,911 --> 00:11:08,378 and that is empowering to me, so... 188 00:11:13,717 --> 00:11:15,049 Mmm. 189 00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:16,218 - We're doing it! - Yes! 190 00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:17,385 Becca, I like your shoes. 191 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:18,653 They don't really go with your outfit... 192 00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:20,722 but, uh, you can pull it off. 193 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:21,924 Oh, Richie, thank you. 194 00:11:21,926 --> 00:11:23,257 I like your facial hair. 195 00:11:23,259 --> 00:11:24,760 Although, am I your type? 196 00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:26,228 'Cause I'm over 12. 197 00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:28,130 - What? - I'm gonna go... 198 00:11:28,132 --> 00:11:29,231 'cause when you entered, 199 00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:30,531 my tailbone was like, "We're unsafe!" 200 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:31,600 Will you call me later? 201 00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:32,668 - Yeah. - All right. 202 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:33,769 Bye! 203 00:11:33,771 --> 00:11:34,837 I'm excited! 204 00:11:34,839 --> 00:11:35,970 She was making a joke. 205 00:11:35,972 --> 00:11:38,240 I don't like when girls make jokes. 206 00:11:38,242 --> 00:11:39,809 Hey, um, can I pick up some more shifts? 207 00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:41,143 I need some more cash coming in. 208 00:11:41,145 --> 00:11:42,977 Not in this economy. Cool? 209 00:11:42,979 --> 00:11:44,413 Sure. 210 00:11:44,415 --> 00:11:45,914 Also, not really an appropriate question 211 00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:47,282 to ask your boss. 212 00:11:47,284 --> 00:11:49,520 Yeah. You think Becca would fuck me? 213 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:51,388 I don't. 214 00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:57,559 The blurriness should dissipate 215 00:11:57,561 --> 00:11:59,228 in the next 24 hours, give or take. 216 00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:01,430 Rest, no driving, avoid stress... 217 00:12:01,432 --> 00:12:03,666 increased heart rate, sunlight, heat, dust. 218 00:12:03,668 --> 00:12:05,703 You might experience some dizziness, headache. 219 00:12:10,474 --> 00:12:12,107 All right. 220 00:12:12,109 --> 00:12:13,910 Looking good. 221 00:12:13,912 --> 00:12:15,312 Keep these on the rest of the day. 222 00:12:15,847 --> 00:12:17,047 Okay. 223 00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:21,550 How long before I can see straight, doc? 224 00:12:21,552 --> 00:12:23,151 When you can read the bottom line, 225 00:12:23,153 --> 00:12:24,622 you're good to go. 226 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:30,359 God, it's bright. 227 00:12:30,361 --> 00:12:32,563 Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming, Dad. 228 00:12:33,364 --> 00:12:34,797 - You good? - Yeah. 229 00:12:34,799 --> 00:12:36,164 All right. Watch your step. 230 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:39,236 Man, that jackass screwed up my eyes. I can't see shit. 231 00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:42,871 So, um, I know it's only August... 232 00:12:42,873 --> 00:12:44,874 but I think I'm gonna do Christmas 233 00:12:44,876 --> 00:12:46,408 with Mom and David this year. 234 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,410 What about eating here? 235 00:12:48,412 --> 00:12:50,013 - It's our Christmas tradition. - No. 236 00:12:50,015 --> 00:12:51,281 This is not our tradition. 237 00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:53,415 This is your tradition. I hate coming here. 238 00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:54,918 Hey, Howard Wu is good people. 239 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,853 And I like the food anyway, it's good. 240 00:12:56,855 --> 00:12:58,387 So, um, guess your eyes are 241 00:12:58,389 --> 00:12:59,724 too banged up to make it tonight? 242 00:13:01,626 --> 00:13:03,361 Tonight! Abbot Kinney. 243 00:13:04,195 --> 00:13:05,627 Oh. Of course. 244 00:13:05,629 --> 00:13:08,397 Yeah, no, I was just thinking about that earlier. 245 00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:10,567 You think I'd miss my baby girl's first gallery show? 246 00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:12,735 Well, you did schedule eye surgery 247 00:13:12,737 --> 00:13:14,237 the same day as it, so... 248 00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:15,338 Well, even if I was having 249 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,106 a heart transplant today, I'd be there. 250 00:13:17,108 --> 00:13:20,142 Right. But you can't actually see, so... 251 00:13:20,144 --> 00:13:21,813 I'll get up real close then. 252 00:13:22,981 --> 00:13:24,948 Don't do that. 253 00:13:24,950 --> 00:13:26,516 Don't do that where you breathe like that. 254 00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:27,717 I'll be there. 255 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,351 Just pick me up on your way. 256 00:13:29,353 --> 00:13:31,988 Oh. Sure, yeah, I'll drive two hours out of my way, 257 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,323 in traffic, during a heatwave... 258 00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:35,024 to pick you up. Instead of... 259 00:13:35,026 --> 00:13:36,159 I don't know, getting ready for maybe 260 00:13:36,161 --> 00:13:37,560 the biggest night of my career. 261 00:13:37,562 --> 00:13:38,561 Give me your phone. 262 00:13:38,563 --> 00:13:40,030 Come on, come on! Give me your phone. 263 00:13:40,032 --> 00:13:41,531 If you're really serious about coming... 264 00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:44,334 then I'm gonna make it as easy on you as possible. 265 00:13:44,336 --> 00:13:45,468 Okay. 266 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,870 This is Uber. 267 00:13:47,872 --> 00:13:49,372 - Yes, I know what Uber is. - Okay. 268 00:13:49,374 --> 00:13:51,441 Then you know how to get to your daughter's art show... 269 00:13:51,443 --> 00:13:53,175 that you definitely remembered was tonight. 270 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:55,411 Okay, you're gonna need a password, so... 271 00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:57,313 - My birthday, how about that? - Your birthday. 272 00:13:57,315 --> 00:13:58,815 That's a good test. 273 00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:00,718 Okay. Do you have any good selfies? You're gonna need a picture. 274 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,785 I don't know. 275 00:14:01,787 --> 00:14:04,253 Wow. Cool pics, Dad. 276 00:14:04,255 --> 00:14:06,524 Okay, look at me. 277 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,195 Great. Here you go. 278 00:14:11,196 --> 00:14:12,896 - Hey. - What? 279 00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,732 I can't wait for tonight. 280 00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:16,367 With runners at the corners 281 00:14:16,369 --> 00:14:17,467 and a one-one count, 282 00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:18,668 nobody out. 283 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,203 The pitch... 284 00:14:20,205 --> 00:14:21,571 for a ball. 285 00:14:21,573 --> 00:14:22,773 I gotta tell you, 286 00:14:22,775 --> 00:14:24,608 Los Angeles is now putting themselves... 287 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:27,011 in the mix for the playoff hunt. 288 00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,078 They've got the third lowest... 289 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,879 - Yeah. - It's tonight. 290 00:14:29,881 --> 00:14:32,215 The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. 291 00:14:32,217 --> 00:14:33,951 Leon, whose drop? 292 00:14:33,953 --> 00:14:35,085 Tedjo. 293 00:14:35,087 --> 00:14:36,987 - Tedjo? - Yeah, he's back. 294 00:14:36,989 --> 00:14:38,187 Yo, man, this is big. 295 00:14:38,189 --> 00:14:39,523 Are you fucking sure? 296 00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:41,557 300 keys. Maybe even more. 297 00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:43,226 That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? 298 00:14:43,228 --> 00:14:44,494 Oh, you done good, buddy. 299 00:14:44,496 --> 00:14:46,195 You done good. Where are you? 300 00:14:46,197 --> 00:14:47,296 Koreatown. 301 00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:48,432 Cordova and Vermont. 302 00:14:48,434 --> 00:14:50,234 Where's Tedjo making the drop? 303 00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:53,271 Leon? 304 00:14:53,638 --> 00:14:55,271 Leon! Fuck! 305 00:15:02,915 --> 00:15:03,917 Fuck! 306 00:15:16,129 --> 00:15:18,764 You got this. 307 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,602 Out of the way! 308 00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:26,372 Hey, asshole! Move it! 309 00:15:27,373 --> 00:15:28,975 God damn it! 310 00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:32,876 Oh, fuck! Shit! 311 00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:34,011 Oh, Jesus Christ! 312 00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:35,481 Sorry! 313 00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:38,650 I'll pay for that! 314 00:15:38,652 --> 00:15:41,151 So you can work out without having men ogle you. 315 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:42,753 Just you and your gal pals, 316 00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:44,555 listening to Sia, getting your beach bods. 317 00:15:44,557 --> 00:15:46,490 Out of the way! 318 00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:48,993 Get out of the way! 319 00:15:48,995 --> 00:15:51,531 - Are you okay? - No, I'm not! 320 00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:54,364 - Move it! I'm a cop! - Stop! Stop! 321 00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:56,067 Get all of this shit out of the road! 322 00:15:56,069 --> 00:15:57,768 Yeah, yeah, I see the bulldozer! 323 00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,170 Stop! 324 00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:02,173 God damn it! God damn it! 325 00:16:02,175 --> 00:16:03,308 You okay, man? 326 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,008 You assholes got a permit for this hole? 327 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,345 What? 328 00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:09,580 "These people"? 329 00:16:13,053 --> 00:16:14,953 Jesus Christ. 330 00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:17,356 Please be a five-star ride. 331 00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:23,293 Hey! 332 00:16:23,295 --> 00:16:24,662 - Uber? - Yeah. 333 00:16:24,664 --> 00:16:25,830 Oh, my God. 334 00:16:25,832 --> 00:16:29,333 Okay. Be cool. Be nice. Smile. Smile. 335 00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:32,471 - Uber? - Yeah. 336 00:16:35,242 --> 00:16:36,307 Hey. 337 00:16:36,309 --> 00:16:37,542 Let me guess, you want me to drive you 338 00:16:37,544 --> 00:16:39,410 to all the Sarah Connors in the city, huh? 339 00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:41,278 Come on. Start it up. Let's go. 340 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,781 Oh, it's already started. 341 00:16:42,783 --> 00:16:44,149 Electric car. 342 00:16:44,151 --> 00:16:45,750 I call it "silent but deadly." 343 00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:49,954 Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. 344 00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:51,190 Drive. 345 00:16:51,192 --> 00:16:53,792 I'm Stu. How do you do? 346 00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:55,527 Can I get you some bottled water? 347 00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:57,328 Some Canadian chocolates? 348 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:58,897 It was one of those things where I thought I was getting five bars on Amazon, 349 00:16:58,899 --> 00:17:01,936 - but I ended up getting five... - Koreatown. Now. 350 00:17:03,171 --> 00:17:04,236 Koreatown. 351 00:17:04,238 --> 00:17:05,502 Now. 352 00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:08,640 Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. 353 00:17:08,642 --> 00:17:11,409 Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. 354 00:17:11,411 --> 00:17:13,480 Thank you, thank you. 355 00:17:16,284 --> 00:17:17,515 Oh. Didn't quite make it. 356 00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:18,950 - Just a second. - Let's go! 357 00:17:18,952 --> 00:17:21,486 Looks like someone drove their car into a ditch. 358 00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:22,654 They should put a sign up. 359 00:17:22,656 --> 00:17:24,223 Well, if they didn't see the ditch, 360 00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:25,726 they're not gonna see the sign. 361 00:17:26,961 --> 00:17:29,761 Just a couple more points and we got it. 362 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,564 Another record-setting day 363 00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:35,700 in Los Angeles. Hottest day since 1911. 364 00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:38,369 Stay safe, folks. This is Madness! 365 00:17:38,371 --> 00:17:39,572 What kind of music do you like? 366 00:17:39,574 --> 00:17:41,172 I got a fully-loaded iPod. 367 00:17:41,174 --> 00:17:44,944 I got rap, hip-hop, R&B, adult-contempo... 368 00:17:44,946 --> 00:17:46,078 world music. 369 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,583 Name a thing, I bet I have it. Let's play a game. 370 00:17:49,984 --> 00:17:51,183 Cool glasses, man. 371 00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:52,252 What, are you going to 372 00:17:52,254 --> 00:17:54,186 a racquetball game later? 373 00:17:54,188 --> 00:17:55,388 I can't see. 374 00:17:56,456 --> 00:17:58,324 Oh, my God. You're blind? 375 00:17:58,326 --> 00:17:59,658 I am so sorry. 376 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,960 I didn't know it was like that. 377 00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:02,295 It'll come back. 378 00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,898 That's the spirit. 379 00:18:08,669 --> 00:18:10,705 Did you just throw those out the window? 380 00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:13,706 I know. Classic rock. 381 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,507 Music to work out to, my man. 382 00:18:15,509 --> 00:18:18,244 Styx. What's that song? 383 00:18:24,286 --> 00:18:25,751 "Come Sail Away." 384 00:18:25,753 --> 00:18:30,390 That's what it's called! "Come Sail Away." 385 00:18:32,493 --> 00:18:33,692 You know, generally people 386 00:18:33,694 --> 00:18:35,494 who don't want conversation hop in the back. 387 00:18:35,496 --> 00:18:37,529 If you sit shotgun, 388 00:18:37,531 --> 00:18:39,531 it's sort of code that you're D-T-T. 389 00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:42,334 - Down-To-Talk. - I'm more... 390 00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:44,438 D-T-shut-the-fuck-up. 391 00:18:45,506 --> 00:18:48,375 That's funny. 392 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,243 No, seriously, how much do you bench? 393 00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:51,811 Two-hundo? Three-hundo? 394 00:18:51,813 --> 00:18:55,147 I wanna get up to, you know, having a 45 on each side. 395 00:18:55,149 --> 00:18:56,615 Bang those out. 396 00:18:56,617 --> 00:18:59,219 Grandfather wore glasses, but glaucoma so... 397 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,486 Why are we stopping? 398 00:19:00,488 --> 00:19:01,955 - What the hell's going on? - Hi. 399 00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:03,256 - Hi. - I'm Sloan. 400 00:19:03,258 --> 00:19:04,391 Melanie. 401 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,658 - What the hell? - The USC campus, right? 402 00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:07,294 - Yeah. - Can I interest you in some 403 00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:08,694 Canadian chocolate? Coffee Crisps? 404 00:19:08,696 --> 00:19:10,163 - We're actually late... - Nope, we're good... 405 00:19:10,165 --> 00:19:11,331 ...so if you could get us there. 406 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,399 What the hell's going on? 407 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,733 Two young women have just 408 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,035 gotten into the back seat of the car. 409 00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:17,304 You selected the UberPool option, so... 410 00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:18,371 Uber-what? 411 00:19:18,373 --> 00:19:19,471 UberPool. 412 00:19:19,473 --> 00:19:20,739 You pool the cost of the ride 413 00:19:20,741 --> 00:19:22,242 with other passengers going in the same direction. 414 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,475 No. No. 415 00:19:23,477 --> 00:19:24,945 It's actually very cost-efficient. 416 00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:26,513 They're going to USC and he's just... 417 00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:28,615 No, no, no. Ladies, official police business. 418 00:19:28,617 --> 00:19:29,748 Is that even real? 419 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,184 Get the fuck out of the car! 420 00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:32,484 - Oh, God! - Go, go! 421 00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:33,820 - Move it, move it! - Stop yelling at us! 422 00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:35,288 - Grab your shit... - What? No, no. 423 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:36,556 - ...and get out! - Seriously? 424 00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:37,857 - No, please come back! - So lame! 425 00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:40,026 Please don't penalize my star rating! Not my fault! 426 00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:41,562 Come on. Let's go, Steve. 427 00:19:42,563 --> 00:19:44,099 Come on. 428 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,534 Are you staring at me? 429 00:19:49,638 --> 00:19:51,339 So, can we rewind real quick? 430 00:19:51,341 --> 00:19:52,871 "Official police business"? 431 00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:54,207 Just going to see a friend. 432 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:57,644 Never Uber'd a cop before. Ever been shot? 433 00:19:57,646 --> 00:20:00,146 Ever taken a bullet for someone? 434 00:20:00,148 --> 00:20:01,415 What do you mean? 435 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,816 Like, have you ever... 436 00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:05,318 jumped in front of someone and taken a bullet 437 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,053 that was intended for that person? 438 00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:09,055 You know what I mean? 439 00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:12,761 Person, bullet, you. 440 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:15,863 You think by the time a gun is fired 441 00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:18,999 that you can jump in front of a bullet? 442 00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:20,633 Now I'm starting to question it. 443 00:20:20,635 --> 00:20:22,702 Yeah, we don't live in slow-motion land, kid. 444 00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:23,837 I bet you're also wondering... 445 00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:25,538 if I've ever walked away from a big explosion 446 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:27,074 and not looked over my shoulder. 447 00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:28,142 You've made your point. 448 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,210 Shot out the tires on a car speeding towards me. 449 00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:31,911 A hundred times over. 450 00:20:31,913 --> 00:20:33,046 We're here. 451 00:20:33,949 --> 00:20:35,815 It's been a five-star ride for me. 452 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,717 Hope it's been a five-star ride for you. 453 00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:39,253 If you want your five stars... 454 00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:40,621 keep the meter running. 455 00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:41,788 Oh, there's no meter. 456 00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,156 People will just call another Uber. 457 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,159 That's... 458 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,928 Bye, forever! 459 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,101 Wow. 460 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,308 "Andre the giant motherfucker." 461 00:21:02,612 --> 00:21:04,247 God damn it. 462 00:21:11,154 --> 00:21:12,789 Hurry up. 463 00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:14,257 Leon! 464 00:21:19,295 --> 00:21:20,662 Leon! 465 00:21:21,264 --> 00:21:24,031 Damn it! 466 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,201 Leon! 467 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,713 Smooth operator speaking. 468 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,815 Fucking Byron, man! He's a piece of shit! 469 00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:43,551 He came over. He goes to the bathroom... 470 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:45,152 I obviously immediately look at his phone. 471 00:21:45,154 --> 00:21:47,655 It's fucking full of all these pictures... 472 00:21:47,657 --> 00:21:48,756 of all these girls who look 473 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:49,990 barely out of fucking high school. 474 00:21:49,992 --> 00:21:52,461 It's like vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. 475 00:21:52,463 --> 00:21:55,663 Oh, my God! I broke up with him! 476 00:21:55,665 --> 00:21:58,265 Becca, you are a queen. 477 00:21:58,267 --> 00:22:00,235 Byron is a full-on piece of shit 478 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,503 and he doesn't deserve you. 479 00:22:01,505 --> 00:22:03,771 I wanna lock myself in my apartment like Grey Gardens. 480 00:22:03,773 --> 00:22:05,139 I want to Grey Gardens myself. 481 00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:07,007 That is the most depressing verb I've ever heard. 482 00:22:07,009 --> 00:22:08,676 I wanna scream into a cup for six years. 483 00:22:08,678 --> 00:22:09,810 I'm gonna start drinking. 484 00:22:09,812 --> 00:22:12,447 Then Yogurtland, then vengeance. 485 00:22:12,449 --> 00:22:13,882 - Tequila? - Yes. 486 00:22:13,884 --> 00:22:15,083 God, yes. Always. 487 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,418 Well, I'll bring a bottle and some yogurt. 488 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,720 - You decide the order, okay? - Okay. 489 00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:22,159 Stu, will you hurry? 490 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,226 I really need you. 491 00:22:24,228 --> 00:22:25,726 I'm just gonna drop off Douche Lundgren 492 00:22:25,728 --> 00:22:26,995 and I'll be right over, okay? 493 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:27,996 Okay. 494 00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:30,097 All right. Okay, you hang up first. 495 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,466 Okay, I'm hanging up. 496 00:22:31,468 --> 00:22:33,403 No. Oh. She's gone. 497 00:22:38,909 --> 00:22:40,375 Yes! 498 00:22:40,377 --> 00:22:42,910 Leon, where's the drop? 499 00:22:42,912 --> 00:22:45,382 If you're using again. Leon! 500 00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:03,167 I'm sorry, Leon. 501 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,147 So did you find your friend? 502 00:23:18,781 --> 00:23:20,817 Is that blood? 503 00:23:25,022 --> 00:23:26,191 No. 504 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:28,689 All right. So we're done. 505 00:23:28,691 --> 00:23:31,026 I'll just drop you off where I picked... 506 00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:35,764 Yo, Amber. 507 00:23:35,766 --> 00:23:39,204 What's up, girl? It's Leon! 508 00:23:40,071 --> 00:23:41,636 Yeah! 509 00:23:41,638 --> 00:23:43,271 Been a minute. 510 00:23:43,273 --> 00:23:45,974 Yeah. Where you at, girl? 511 00:23:45,976 --> 00:23:49,345 All right, you know I can dig that. Ha! 512 00:23:49,347 --> 00:23:52,681 All right, you keep that ass warm for Leon. 513 00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:53,782 Ha-ha! 514 00:23:53,784 --> 00:23:56,086 Yeah. You know that, girl. 515 00:23:58,590 --> 00:24:01,190 Very problematic. 516 00:24:01,192 --> 00:24:02,458 Sizzle Room. Compton. 517 00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:06,027 What other races can you do impressions of? Can you do me? 518 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,262 Compton! 519 00:24:07,264 --> 00:24:08,830 Okay, stop just yelling neighborhoods. 520 00:24:08,832 --> 00:24:10,335 That's not how Uber works, okay? 521 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,401 You're quick to anger. 522 00:24:24,148 --> 00:24:26,382 Oh, didn't quite make it. 523 00:24:26,384 --> 00:24:27,484 Oh, come on. 524 00:24:27,486 --> 00:24:29,217 And I'm parked. 525 00:24:31,422 --> 00:24:32,856 Let's go. 526 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,961 Hey. 527 00:24:42,233 --> 00:24:43,699 - Yes? - Come on. 528 00:24:43,701 --> 00:24:45,234 I don't want you driving off on me. 529 00:24:45,236 --> 00:24:47,570 Nah. I'm all sizzled out for the day. 530 00:24:47,572 --> 00:24:48,771 Thanks for the invite, though. 531 00:24:48,773 --> 00:24:49,839 Let's go. 532 00:24:49,841 --> 00:24:51,007 I'm not going in there. 533 00:24:51,009 --> 00:24:52,475 The Sizzle Room's health grade is a B. 534 00:24:52,477 --> 00:24:54,510 Which I'm pretty sure stands for Hepatitis B. 535 00:24:54,512 --> 00:24:56,912 Look, I know you think you have more important things to do right now. 536 00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:58,816 - I do. - You don't. 537 00:24:59,551 --> 00:25:01,851 Now I paid for a driver... 538 00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:04,020 and I'm getting a fucking driver... 539 00:25:04,022 --> 00:25:06,222 with little gold stars. 540 00:25:06,224 --> 00:25:07,392 Come on. 541 00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:11,294 It smells like balls in here. 542 00:25:11,296 --> 00:25:12,696 Wonder why. 543 00:25:16,268 --> 00:25:18,269 This is the bar. 544 00:25:19,638 --> 00:25:22,805 Hey. Looking for Amber Titties. 545 00:25:22,807 --> 00:25:25,242 It's pronounced Tittyais. It's French. 546 00:25:25,244 --> 00:25:26,343 She's in the back. 547 00:25:26,345 --> 00:25:27,311 Come on. Let's go. 548 00:25:27,313 --> 00:25:29,245 Uh, no, I'll respect the dancers' privacy. 549 00:25:29,247 --> 00:25:31,447 What's wrong? You've never seen a naked woman before? 550 00:25:31,449 --> 00:25:32,451 Come on. 551 00:25:43,394 --> 00:25:45,562 Drunk bastard just gave me a dollar. 552 00:25:45,564 --> 00:25:46,931 Cool. 553 00:25:49,902 --> 00:25:53,402 And that was Thor! 554 00:25:53,404 --> 00:25:55,271 A lot of security back here. 555 00:25:55,273 --> 00:25:58,477 I'm gonna check it out. Stay put. 556 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,814 So, yes, I'll have them see the house 557 00:26:02,816 --> 00:26:04,181 tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. 558 00:26:04,183 --> 00:26:06,416 That looks good. What is that? Chicken salad? 559 00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:08,851 - Mm-hmm. You want a bite? - No thank you, sweetie. 560 00:26:08,853 --> 00:26:09,953 But here's the thing though, 561 00:26:09,955 --> 00:26:11,121 you really think you should be eating that? 562 00:26:11,123 --> 00:26:12,689 Well, I mean, I am hungry. 563 00:26:12,691 --> 00:26:13,924 Water only... 564 00:26:13,926 --> 00:26:15,959 four hours before stage! Ain't that right, fellas? 565 00:26:15,961 --> 00:26:18,160 - Yeah. Yes, ma'am. - Them's the rules. 566 00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:19,830 Not even, like, a granola bar? 567 00:26:19,832 --> 00:26:21,965 - Is that healthy? - Who the fuck are you? 568 00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:23,200 Oh, no, actually, I just mean carbs... 569 00:26:23,202 --> 00:26:24,702 - are unfairly demonized. - No. 570 00:26:24,704 --> 00:26:25,803 If that's how he's lookin', 571 00:26:25,805 --> 00:26:26,903 I wouldn't change what he's cookin'. 572 00:26:26,905 --> 00:26:28,772 - It's fine. - Oh, it's fine? 573 00:26:28,774 --> 00:26:30,005 So you think people come in here to see 574 00:26:30,007 --> 00:26:31,508 a fat piece of shit floppin' his tits around? 575 00:26:31,510 --> 00:26:32,709 I don't have tits! 576 00:26:32,711 --> 00:26:36,446 Nobody wants to see a big dick hanging off a bag of garbage. 577 00:26:36,448 --> 00:26:39,517 Shouldn't have weighed in. I'm sorry. Not a pun. 578 00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:40,950 Oh, no, no. Please continue to 579 00:26:40,952 --> 00:26:42,619 mansplain to me what I'm supposed to be doing. 580 00:26:42,621 --> 00:26:46,056 'Cause, you know, as a woman, I have no fucking idea! 581 00:26:46,058 --> 00:26:47,658 You do your thing. 582 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:49,059 I'll go fuck myself. 583 00:26:49,061 --> 00:26:52,196 Thank you so much for giving me permission. 584 00:26:52,198 --> 00:26:54,131 Are you still eating that? 585 00:26:54,133 --> 00:26:55,532 - Ms. Titties? - Tittyais. 586 00:26:55,534 --> 00:26:57,936 Who the fuck's asking? We not hiring, honey. 587 00:26:58,404 --> 00:26:59,336 LAPD. 588 00:26:59,338 --> 00:27:00,939 Need to talk to you for a second. 589 00:27:02,941 --> 00:27:05,575 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no. It's my fault. 590 00:27:05,577 --> 00:27:06,744 You don't have man boobs. 591 00:27:06,746 --> 00:27:08,412 Her bark is way more vicious than her bite. 592 00:27:08,414 --> 00:27:10,415 That's not true. She bit me. It really hurt. 593 00:27:10,417 --> 00:27:12,650 Hey, can you give me a hand with something? 594 00:27:12,652 --> 00:27:15,019 Your self-esteem? 595 00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:17,722 She was up by twelve points in August. 596 00:27:17,724 --> 00:27:19,489 I was all in. 597 00:27:23,696 --> 00:27:25,231 Oh, man. 598 00:27:28,534 --> 00:27:30,400 Three red roses? 599 00:27:30,402 --> 00:27:33,538 Girl is thirsty. 600 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:34,806 He was a good man. 601 00:27:34,808 --> 00:27:36,974 A loyal customer. A friend. 602 00:27:36,976 --> 00:27:39,310 So were you two close, close? 603 00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:41,712 Leon was a complicated man. 604 00:27:41,714 --> 00:27:44,916 He liked blowjobs from the back. 605 00:27:44,918 --> 00:27:46,284 That's tough. 606 00:27:46,286 --> 00:27:47,251 Weird. 607 00:27:47,253 --> 00:27:51,055 I just love her, man. I do. Since college. 608 00:27:51,057 --> 00:27:53,023 - Does she know? - No. 609 00:27:53,025 --> 00:27:54,292 You know, we had sex once... 610 00:27:54,294 --> 00:27:55,827 like a year and-a-half ago. 611 00:27:55,829 --> 00:27:57,094 She was going through a breakup. 612 00:27:57,096 --> 00:27:58,963 I'm over at her house, and we're getting drunk... 613 00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:01,065 we're watching When Harry Met Sally... 614 00:28:01,067 --> 00:28:02,534 and then one thing lead to another... 615 00:28:02,536 --> 00:28:06,136 and then her Harry met my Sally and it was great. 616 00:28:06,138 --> 00:28:08,105 But then she acted like nothing happened. 617 00:28:08,107 --> 00:28:09,875 So then I acted like nothing happened, 618 00:28:09,877 --> 00:28:11,511 and so then nothing happened. 619 00:28:13,379 --> 00:28:14,715 All right. Look. 620 00:28:15,982 --> 00:28:17,515 You need to tell her how you feel. 621 00:28:17,517 --> 00:28:20,751 A relationship cannot thrive without honesty. 622 00:28:20,753 --> 00:28:22,286 That's why Amber calls me out 623 00:28:22,288 --> 00:28:23,622 for being a fat piece of dogshit. 624 00:28:23,624 --> 00:28:25,757 That's abuse. That's a different thing. 625 00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:27,893 No, it's love. Tough love. 626 00:28:27,895 --> 00:28:29,126 Look, we about to get a rush. 627 00:28:29,128 --> 00:28:30,595 What's your fat Freddie Mercury-looking-ass 628 00:28:30,597 --> 00:28:31,830 got for me? 629 00:28:31,832 --> 00:28:32,997 All right. 630 00:28:32,999 --> 00:28:34,999 Let's cut the shit. 631 00:28:39,907 --> 00:28:41,205 Tedjo. 632 00:28:41,207 --> 00:28:42,841 Leon ever mentioned that name to you? 633 00:28:42,843 --> 00:28:44,408 Say anything about a big shipment? 634 00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:47,078 Think real hard, Ms. Tittyais. 635 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,013 That's why I dropped all the charges against Amber. 636 00:28:49,015 --> 00:28:50,115 Oh. 637 00:28:50,117 --> 00:28:51,216 Wait, wait, that's her ringtone. 638 00:28:51,218 --> 00:28:52,851 That's Becca's ringtone. 639 00:28:52,853 --> 00:28:54,285 I need a good background. 640 00:28:54,287 --> 00:28:56,089 What's a good, neutral background? 641 00:28:57,056 --> 00:28:59,190 - Hey! - Hello. Guess who just wrote 642 00:28:59,192 --> 00:29:02,594 roughly fourteen paragraphs on Byron's Facebook page... 643 00:29:02,596 --> 00:29:05,731 about what a worthless sleazebag he is. 644 00:29:05,733 --> 00:29:07,566 Ah, yes. The revenge phase. 645 00:29:07,568 --> 00:29:10,936 Three glasses of Savah-Bee will do that to a girl. 646 00:29:10,938 --> 00:29:12,004 Yep, you are drunk. 647 00:29:12,006 --> 00:29:13,772 The alcohol is actually helping. 648 00:29:13,774 --> 00:29:15,641 Because it's giving me clarity. 649 00:29:15,643 --> 00:29:16,808 Clarity? 650 00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:18,877 - What kind of clarity? - Okay. 651 00:29:18,879 --> 00:29:21,880 Um, did I just see a penis? Where are you? 652 00:29:21,882 --> 00:29:23,815 Oh. Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. 653 00:29:23,817 --> 00:29:24,884 Did I just see a dick the size 654 00:29:24,886 --> 00:29:26,552 of Simon Birch, or what's going on? 655 00:29:26,554 --> 00:29:28,219 Don't worry. What were you saying? 656 00:29:28,221 --> 00:29:30,989 - "Clarity"? - Okay, I have this crazy idea. 657 00:29:30,991 --> 00:29:32,958 I'm feeling a lot of stuff right now. 658 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,527 With the business and you. 659 00:29:35,529 --> 00:29:38,564 I want you to come over. And I want to watch... 660 00:29:38,566 --> 00:29:39,599 When Harry Met Sally. 661 00:29:39,601 --> 00:29:41,466 Remember the time we did it? 662 00:29:41,468 --> 00:29:42,868 Did what? 663 00:29:42,870 --> 00:29:44,536 Oh, my God! 664 00:29:44,538 --> 00:29:45,972 I don't wanna put you in a weird position... 665 00:29:45,974 --> 00:29:47,306 if you don't wanna do it again. 666 00:29:47,308 --> 00:29:49,008 Oh, no, no, no. It's not a weird position. 667 00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:50,175 It's a good position. 668 00:29:50,177 --> 00:29:52,477 You know what? Yeah, let's do it. 669 00:29:52,479 --> 00:29:55,080 Okay, great! Cool. I'm here! 670 00:29:55,082 --> 00:29:56,682 I'll just come right over. 671 00:29:56,684 --> 00:29:59,320 And, uh, we'll do it. 672 00:29:59,587 --> 00:30:00,753 Beep! 673 00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:02,254 No take backs. 674 00:30:04,658 --> 00:30:07,526 - Did you hear that? - Becca wants to fuck! 675 00:30:07,528 --> 00:30:09,094 Oh, my God! What am I gonna do? 676 00:30:09,096 --> 00:30:11,396 - You're gonna fuck! - But then what? 677 00:30:11,398 --> 00:30:12,632 We just don't talk about it? 678 00:30:12,634 --> 00:30:15,001 Not this time. This time you tell her how you feel. 679 00:30:15,003 --> 00:30:17,436 You open your heart. You be honest. Go. 680 00:30:17,438 --> 00:30:19,171 - Yeah. Yeah. - Lock it down. 681 00:30:19,173 --> 00:30:21,306 - Lock it down. - Lock it down. 682 00:30:21,308 --> 00:30:23,676 I'm gonna lock it down. I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 683 00:30:23,678 --> 00:30:25,179 Amo. 684 00:30:25,547 --> 00:30:26,980 Amo Cortez. 685 00:30:26,982 --> 00:30:28,113 Amo Cortez? 686 00:30:28,115 --> 00:30:30,248 Leon did a minute in Lancaster. 687 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:31,985 Amo was his cellmate. 688 00:30:31,987 --> 00:30:34,053 I overheard them talking last week. 689 00:30:34,055 --> 00:30:35,888 He was trying to get Leon in on something. 690 00:30:35,890 --> 00:30:37,190 He said it was gonna be big. 691 00:30:37,192 --> 00:30:38,727 You know where I could find Amo? 692 00:30:40,327 --> 00:30:43,328 Runs with the Alamitos 13. 693 00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:44,833 That's all I know. 694 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,502 Steve. Let's go. 695 00:30:49,371 --> 00:30:50,372 Steve! 696 00:30:52,506 --> 00:30:53,540 Uh... 697 00:30:55,142 --> 00:30:57,777 Where are my keys? 698 00:30:57,779 --> 00:30:59,412 Going somewhere? 699 00:30:59,414 --> 00:31:01,115 - Those are mine! - Nah, they're mine 700 00:31:01,117 --> 00:31:02,448 - until I'm done with you. - No, no, no. 701 00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:03,616 I'm going to see Becca right now. 702 00:31:03,618 --> 00:31:05,250 No. Long Beach. Then we'll talk. 703 00:31:05,252 --> 00:31:07,053 - Fuck Long Beach. Fuck you. - Hey! 704 00:31:09,357 --> 00:31:11,224 I will drag your ass to jail. 705 00:31:11,226 --> 00:31:12,960 A white cop dragging around 706 00:31:12,962 --> 00:31:14,293 a brown man. That'll look great. 707 00:31:14,295 --> 00:31:15,865 I'm not white. 708 00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:18,296 You're not white? 709 00:31:18,298 --> 00:31:20,702 What are you? Puerto Rican? 710 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:24,673 Mexican? Libyan? Chilean? 711 00:31:25,841 --> 00:31:27,074 You're not Chinese. 712 00:31:27,076 --> 00:31:28,841 - I'm the racist one? - You look like... 713 00:31:28,843 --> 00:31:31,611 if all the ugly people in every race fucked! 714 00:31:31,613 --> 00:31:34,282 Come on, let's go. Long Beach. 715 00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:36,652 Get in the car! 716 00:31:43,591 --> 00:31:45,525 You were right. 717 00:31:45,527 --> 00:31:47,895 Yeah, they were just here. 718 00:31:47,897 --> 00:31:49,532 Yeah, there's two of them. 719 00:31:53,702 --> 00:31:55,268 So this Becca chick says, "Jump." 720 00:31:55,270 --> 00:31:56,669 And you say, "How high?" 721 00:31:56,671 --> 00:31:58,337 If you knew her, you'd jump too. 722 00:31:58,339 --> 00:32:00,074 - You'd pole vault. - Oh. Bullshit. 723 00:32:00,076 --> 00:32:01,475 I don't jump for anybody. 724 00:32:01,477 --> 00:32:03,544 'Cause I've got self-respect. You know what that is? 725 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,712 Is that when a blind cop kidnaps an Uber driver? 726 00:32:05,714 --> 00:32:08,015 When I was 14 years old, my dad took me on a... 727 00:32:08,017 --> 00:32:09,550 camping trip out in the desert. 728 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,151 First night there he jumps in his truck, he says, 729 00:32:11,153 --> 00:32:12,586 "I'm going into town to get some groceries." 730 00:32:12,588 --> 00:32:13,954 You know what that really meant? 731 00:32:13,956 --> 00:32:15,389 That meant he was going into town 732 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,057 to get drunk and hook up with a local. 733 00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:18,158 You know, I don't remember 734 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,325 signing up for this TED Talk. 735 00:32:19,327 --> 00:32:21,061 First few hours go by and I think 736 00:32:21,063 --> 00:32:22,629 he's probably got a flat tire. 737 00:32:22,631 --> 00:32:25,532 Then it gets dark, and then it gets cold. I'm hungry. 738 00:32:25,534 --> 00:32:27,267 There is shit in the desert making noise. 739 00:32:27,269 --> 00:32:29,103 I'm scared to death. 740 00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:30,503 And? 741 00:32:30,505 --> 00:32:32,271 So I sat there all night freezing my ass off. 742 00:32:32,273 --> 00:32:34,944 Starving, clutching this pen knife till dawn. 743 00:32:36,879 --> 00:32:38,278 This pen knife. 744 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,848 It's all I had. It got me through. 745 00:32:39,850 --> 00:32:41,982 No, it didn't. The pen knife did nothing. 746 00:32:41,984 --> 00:32:44,318 It was just a psychological security blanket. 747 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,387 Also, you had a terrible, abusive father. 748 00:32:47,389 --> 00:32:49,623 I became a man that night. That's the point. 749 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:51,625 You don't need to drop your kids off in the desert... 750 00:32:51,627 --> 00:32:53,392 to teach them how to be a man. 751 00:32:53,394 --> 00:32:55,030 What do you know about being a man? 752 00:32:57,633 --> 00:33:00,001 Wow, this place is not gentrified at all. 753 00:33:00,003 --> 00:33:01,368 - We're here? - Hey, you think... 754 00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,171 these guys will be gracious enough to let me use an outlet 755 00:33:03,173 --> 00:33:04,907 - to charge my car? - Probably not. 756 00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:07,574 Nuh-uh. 757 00:33:07,576 --> 00:33:09,009 I'm gonna hold onto these. 758 00:33:09,011 --> 00:33:10,744 I'd tell you to stay in the car, but I figure... 759 00:33:10,746 --> 00:33:13,214 you're too afraid to get out, so... 760 00:33:13,216 --> 00:33:15,917 I'm not too afraid to get out. 761 00:33:15,919 --> 00:33:17,351 I just don't want to. 762 00:33:17,353 --> 00:33:19,455 I'm choosing to stay in the car. 763 00:33:28,931 --> 00:33:30,999 LAPD. Open up. 764 00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,432 What? 765 00:33:32,434 --> 00:33:33,534 Five-oh! Five-Oh! - Get this shit. 766 00:33:33,536 --> 00:33:35,335 Get it out of here, man! 767 00:33:35,337 --> 00:33:36,871 Get the crystal. What are you doing? 768 00:33:36,873 --> 00:33:38,708 There's some in the back. In the back! 769 00:33:43,712 --> 00:33:45,213 Amo Cortez? 770 00:33:45,215 --> 00:33:47,148 Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. 771 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,249 Yeah, it is now. 772 00:33:48,251 --> 00:33:49,820 - Hey! - What the fuck, man? 773 00:34:01,364 --> 00:34:03,934 "Yo, Becs! 'Sup... 774 00:34:04,767 --> 00:34:06,100 "girl? 775 00:34:06,102 --> 00:34:08,368 "I'll be slightly late. 776 00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:10,972 "But I'll be right over... 777 00:34:10,974 --> 00:34:13,075 "so we can... 778 00:34:13,077 --> 00:34:15,079 "have sex." 779 00:34:15,712 --> 00:34:16,878 No. 780 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,648 "Get down." 781 00:34:19,249 --> 00:34:20,849 That's too vague. 782 00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:22,116 "So, we can... 783 00:34:22,118 --> 00:34:24,953 "achieve penetration." 784 00:34:24,955 --> 00:34:26,288 Nope, that's not it. 785 00:34:26,290 --> 00:34:27,655 Don't you need a warrant or some shit? 786 00:34:27,657 --> 00:34:29,324 You think I'm playing games? 787 00:34:29,326 --> 00:34:30,861 I guess you won't miss your big, fancy TV then. 788 00:34:33,096 --> 00:34:34,698 Dude, that's a fish tank. 789 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,802 That's the microwave, homes. 790 00:34:39,804 --> 00:34:41,435 What the hell? You guys just sit around... 791 00:34:41,437 --> 00:34:43,339 and watch fish all day? How's that? 792 00:34:43,341 --> 00:34:45,174 And, I'm gonna give you five seconds 793 00:34:45,176 --> 00:34:47,076 to tell me where Amo Cortez is! 794 00:34:47,078 --> 00:34:48,779 "So, we can... 795 00:34:49,646 --> 00:34:50,913 "...fuck." 796 00:34:50,915 --> 00:34:52,447 Yeah. That's it. 797 00:34:52,449 --> 00:34:54,182 People say that. 798 00:34:54,184 --> 00:34:55,850 I wanna fuck you. 799 00:34:55,852 --> 00:34:57,819 No. "So, we can... 800 00:34:57,821 --> 00:35:02,591 "do the thing that we had... 801 00:35:02,593 --> 00:35:05,126 "decided upon." That's good, that's good. 802 00:35:05,128 --> 00:35:07,329 Sent. 803 00:35:07,331 --> 00:35:09,031 God, what have I done? 804 00:35:09,033 --> 00:35:10,498 Attack, Pico! 805 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,736 What's wrong with him? 806 00:35:18,475 --> 00:35:19,909 You assholes. 807 00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:21,710 How much you feed him? 808 00:35:21,712 --> 00:35:23,080 I said how much you feed him? 809 00:35:26,517 --> 00:35:28,150 How do you like that, tough guy? 810 00:35:28,152 --> 00:35:29,517 How does that taste? Taste good? 811 00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:31,353 How do you like that, asshole? 812 00:35:31,355 --> 00:35:33,155 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time! 813 00:35:33,157 --> 00:35:35,092 Where's Amo Cortez? 814 00:35:36,961 --> 00:35:38,295 Hello, Amo. 815 00:35:38,297 --> 00:35:39,827 Fuck you guys, man! 816 00:35:39,829 --> 00:35:41,529 "It's not the size of the boat 817 00:35:41,531 --> 00:35:42,664 it's the motion..." 818 00:35:42,666 --> 00:35:44,233 Yo, this illegal as fuck, man! 819 00:35:44,235 --> 00:35:46,468 You can't just walk in my momma's house like this! 820 00:35:46,470 --> 00:35:48,737 Tio, do something, man! This is bullshit. 821 00:35:48,739 --> 00:35:50,506 Police brutality in here! 822 00:35:50,508 --> 00:35:51,839 Shit! Watch out 823 00:35:51,841 --> 00:35:54,145 - for the fucking car, man. - Hey, hey. 824 00:35:55,746 --> 00:35:57,947 Fuck you, homie! I got fucking rights! 825 00:35:57,949 --> 00:35:59,316 No. Fuck you, homie! 826 00:35:59,318 --> 00:36:00,749 You're looking at five years for possession. 827 00:36:00,751 --> 00:36:03,253 - Unless you wanna talk. - Uh, Vic? 828 00:36:03,255 --> 00:36:04,452 No? 829 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:06,188 Watch him. I'll be back. 830 00:36:06,190 --> 00:36:07,556 This is bullshit, man! 831 00:36:07,558 --> 00:36:10,459 No. No, no. Vic. Vic. No, no, no. 832 00:36:10,461 --> 00:36:13,529 Hey, hey, hey. You cannot just leave him in my car. 833 00:36:13,531 --> 00:36:15,131 This is a hard no for me. 834 00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:17,967 - This is an UberPool, right? - No, it's not an UberPool! 835 00:36:17,969 --> 00:36:18,934 Don't act like... 836 00:36:18,936 --> 00:36:20,736 you know what UberPool is, okay? 837 00:36:20,738 --> 00:36:22,640 You learned that earlier today. 838 00:36:24,843 --> 00:36:25,875 Here, take this. 839 00:36:25,877 --> 00:36:27,610 Oh, no, I am not touching that. 840 00:36:27,612 --> 00:36:28,777 He can help me crack a case 841 00:36:28,779 --> 00:36:30,279 I've been working on for years! 842 00:36:30,281 --> 00:36:31,448 He's handcuffed. 843 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,316 - He's locked in a car. - I'm not doing it. 844 00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:34,583 - The safety's on. - No. 845 00:36:34,585 --> 00:36:35,819 Just point it at him. 846 00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:37,287 Don't let him smell you're a civilian. 847 00:36:37,289 --> 00:36:39,089 Two minutes. You get your five stars... 848 00:36:39,091 --> 00:36:41,056 and you're free to go see your girl, man. 849 00:36:41,058 --> 00:36:44,062 And you get to tell her how you helped an officer in need. 850 00:36:44,363 --> 00:36:45,694 Steve... 851 00:36:45,696 --> 00:36:47,565 this is your night in the desert. 852 00:36:54,373 --> 00:36:56,473 My name is Stu. 853 00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:58,642 Fuck you. 854 00:37:02,247 --> 00:37:04,880 Hey, asshole! How many bags did you feed the dog? 855 00:37:04,882 --> 00:37:07,518 I don't know, man. I lost count. 856 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:09,587 What? 857 00:37:09,955 --> 00:37:11,388 We good. 858 00:37:12,624 --> 00:37:15,991 You okay, buddy? You okay? 859 00:37:15,993 --> 00:37:17,129 Yeah. 860 00:37:29,174 --> 00:37:30,306 Is this an Uber? 861 00:37:30,308 --> 00:37:32,108 Man, fuck this! I'm out of here. 862 00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:33,176 Hey! 863 00:37:33,178 --> 00:37:35,011 This ain't no Uber. 864 00:37:35,013 --> 00:37:36,414 I'm undercover. 865 00:37:36,416 --> 00:37:39,649 And I'm the bad cop, you little girl. 866 00:37:39,651 --> 00:37:42,085 - Open this door! - My partner may look scary... 867 00:37:42,087 --> 00:37:44,821 but I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing. 868 00:37:44,823 --> 00:37:46,524 - What? - Back at the precinct 869 00:37:46,526 --> 00:37:48,860 they call me "Wolf". 870 00:37:55,501 --> 00:37:57,200 Stop that! Why are you laughing? 871 00:37:57,202 --> 00:37:58,369 Stop that! 872 00:37:58,371 --> 00:37:59,736 Stop! Stop that! 873 00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:01,771 Stop laughing! I'm a cop! I'm being for real! 874 00:38:01,773 --> 00:38:03,240 Fuck you! You ain't no cop! 875 00:38:03,242 --> 00:38:04,307 I am a cop! 876 00:38:04,309 --> 00:38:05,375 I'll take you downtown! 877 00:38:05,377 --> 00:38:06,709 Stop that! 878 00:38:06,711 --> 00:38:08,812 You're gonna go to jail! 879 00:38:08,814 --> 00:38:10,347 I'll fucking book you, man! 880 00:38:10,349 --> 00:38:11,549 No! 881 00:38:11,551 --> 00:38:13,484 Please, please! Stop it! 882 00:38:13,486 --> 00:38:15,021 Stop kicking! 883 00:38:15,556 --> 00:38:18,088 Oh, shit! 884 00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:19,589 How dare you! 885 00:38:19,591 --> 00:38:21,194 You fucking shot me! 886 00:38:23,329 --> 00:38:24,962 Fuck! 887 00:38:24,964 --> 00:38:26,797 - You shot me, man! - What the hell did you do? 888 00:38:26,799 --> 00:38:29,032 - You said the safety was on! - It was! 889 00:38:29,034 --> 00:38:32,570 Oh, my God! He's bleeding out! I killed him! 890 00:38:32,572 --> 00:38:33,803 You got shot in the leg. 891 00:38:33,805 --> 00:38:35,072 Good for you. Take Pico. 892 00:38:35,074 --> 00:38:38,277 Hey, asshole, get your ass back in that car. 893 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,044 Hey, Amo. 894 00:38:41,046 --> 00:38:43,680 Talk to me. Tedjo deal. 895 00:38:43,682 --> 00:38:46,517 Hey. The Tedjo deal, what do you know? 896 00:38:46,519 --> 00:38:48,085 It's going down. 897 00:38:48,087 --> 00:38:50,355 - When? - Tonight! 898 00:38:50,357 --> 00:38:51,654 - Where? - At the... 899 00:38:51,656 --> 00:38:53,190 Hey, hey! 900 00:38:53,192 --> 00:38:54,691 At the... 901 00:38:54,693 --> 00:38:56,362 Don't you pass out. 902 00:38:57,497 --> 00:39:00,264 God damn it. He passed out. 903 00:39:00,266 --> 00:39:02,068 All right, we gotta get this guy to the hospital. 904 00:39:02,336 --> 00:39:03,933 Oh, God. 905 00:39:03,935 --> 00:39:06,139 What should I do with this dog? 906 00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:10,040 Mr. Cortez, I want you to know I'm really sorry! 907 00:39:10,042 --> 00:39:11,976 He can't hear you. He's in shock. 908 00:39:13,846 --> 00:39:16,380 Are you... Oh, come on. 909 00:39:16,382 --> 00:39:17,548 You need a tissue? 910 00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:18,816 Teddy bear? 911 00:39:18,818 --> 00:39:21,586 You got a blanky in the trunk you want me to grab? 912 00:39:21,588 --> 00:39:22,686 Jesus. 913 00:39:22,688 --> 00:39:24,722 I'm really overwhelmed right now. 914 00:39:24,724 --> 00:39:26,057 Tears are a natural response 915 00:39:26,059 --> 00:39:27,858 to the immense pressure I'm currently experiencing. 916 00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:29,093 Yeah, sure. Naturally. 917 00:39:29,095 --> 00:39:30,694 Everyone cries. It's good for you. 918 00:39:30,696 --> 00:39:32,229 I don't cry. Pico doesn't cry. 919 00:39:32,231 --> 00:39:33,532 You cried when you were a baby. 920 00:39:33,534 --> 00:39:34,798 Nope. Never. 921 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,434 - You don't remember that. - I remember my birth. 922 00:39:36,436 --> 00:39:38,103 Oh, you're getting rid of the murder weapon! 923 00:39:38,105 --> 00:39:39,603 Take Sepulveda over to Crenshaw. 924 00:39:39,605 --> 00:39:41,172 There's a hospital there. 925 00:39:41,174 --> 00:39:43,240 Okay, okay. Hospital. 926 00:39:43,242 --> 00:39:45,009 Good. It's a hospital. Okay. 927 00:39:45,011 --> 00:39:48,013 Oh, God. Oh, God. 928 00:39:48,015 --> 00:39:50,081 Come on! Get your ass over here and help me! 929 00:39:51,584 --> 00:39:53,951 - You said hospital! - This is a hospital. 930 00:39:53,953 --> 00:39:55,819 - It's a animal hospital! - He's an animal. 931 00:39:55,821 --> 00:39:57,855 Oh, yeah, we'll check him for heartworms! 932 00:39:57,857 --> 00:39:59,524 - Get his leg. - Sorry. 933 00:39:59,526 --> 00:40:01,459 Sorry, sorry! All right, sorry. 934 00:40:01,461 --> 00:40:04,330 - Hello, Victor. - Hey, doc. 935 00:40:13,373 --> 00:40:15,873 Take a deep breath, all right? You didn't do anything wrong. 936 00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:18,310 I shot a guy. I'm gonna go to jail. 937 00:40:18,312 --> 00:40:19,644 I'm the guy who would arrest you for that, 938 00:40:19,646 --> 00:40:20,878 and I'm not gonna arrest you. 939 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,247 That scumbag over there... 940 00:40:22,249 --> 00:40:23,649 sells heroin to kids. 941 00:40:23,651 --> 00:40:25,185 Now sit down. 942 00:40:27,654 --> 00:40:29,654 - Is he okay? - He's fine. 943 00:40:29,656 --> 00:40:31,089 Just some mild tissue damage. 944 00:40:31,091 --> 00:40:33,191 - Pooch okay? - He's good. 945 00:40:33,193 --> 00:40:35,894 Eight more came out. What do you wanna do with him? 946 00:40:35,896 --> 00:40:37,331 Find him a good home. 947 00:40:38,466 --> 00:40:39,664 He'll wake up soon. 948 00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:41,199 Just tell him to stay off that leg for a while. 949 00:40:41,201 --> 00:40:43,335 All right, I'm coming! 950 00:40:43,337 --> 00:40:44,803 Hold on to your poop bags. 951 00:40:44,805 --> 00:40:45,937 Hey, Pico. How are you, boy? 952 00:40:45,939 --> 00:40:48,441 Come here. Come on, pup-pup. 953 00:40:48,443 --> 00:40:50,775 Let's go, Peanut. There we go. 954 00:40:50,777 --> 00:40:52,379 I'll be back. 955 00:40:53,746 --> 00:40:56,214 All right. Wake up, asshole. 956 00:40:56,216 --> 00:40:57,415 Tedjo deal. 957 00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:58,651 When and where? 958 00:40:58,653 --> 00:41:01,554 - Fuck you, pig. - Oh, yeah? 959 00:41:01,556 --> 00:41:03,555 Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? 960 00:41:03,557 --> 00:41:04,925 Now, when and where? 961 00:41:06,994 --> 00:41:09,830 Oh, Amo, you just don't wanna make this easy, do you? 962 00:41:11,865 --> 00:41:13,332 When and where? 963 00:41:13,334 --> 00:41:15,101 Hey, hey, hey! Stop that. Stop torturing him. 964 00:41:15,103 --> 00:41:16,434 Says the guy who shot him. 965 00:41:16,436 --> 00:41:17,769 Well, I didn't do it on purpose. 966 00:41:17,771 --> 00:41:19,871 And I feel really horrible about it. 967 00:41:19,873 --> 00:41:21,006 - Hey! When and where? - Shit! 968 00:41:21,008 --> 00:41:22,107 You know what? I have an idea. 969 00:41:22,109 --> 00:41:23,175 You don't always have to use brute force. 970 00:41:23,177 --> 00:41:24,477 You can use your brain sometimes. 971 00:41:24,479 --> 00:41:25,544 - Yeah? - Yeah. 972 00:41:25,546 --> 00:41:27,380 All right. Let's see this. 973 00:41:29,016 --> 00:41:30,518 This is your phone, right? 974 00:41:31,952 --> 00:41:34,052 Yeah. Sure is. 975 00:41:34,054 --> 00:41:35,988 Oh, look, you've got Twitter. Perfect. 976 00:41:35,990 --> 00:41:37,757 What are you doing, man? 977 00:41:37,759 --> 00:41:42,762 "I love Ryan Gosling." 978 00:41:42,764 --> 00:41:44,829 - Open parenthesis. - What? What? 979 00:41:44,831 --> 00:41:48,668 - "So hot." - No! 980 00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:49,969 - Send. - What the... 981 00:41:49,971 --> 00:41:51,803 Look, bunch of notifications coming in. 982 00:41:51,805 --> 00:41:53,439 Very engaged audience. 983 00:41:53,441 --> 00:41:55,106 "Here are my favorite... 984 00:41:55,108 --> 00:41:57,076 "...Ryan Gosling movies." 985 00:41:57,078 --> 00:41:58,678 - No, no, no! - "Number three... 986 00:41:58,680 --> 00:41:59,945 "The Notebook." 987 00:41:59,947 --> 00:42:01,547 - No! - "Number two... 988 00:42:01,549 --> 00:42:03,449 "The Notebook." 989 00:42:03,451 --> 00:42:05,050 - What? - "Number one... 990 00:42:05,052 --> 00:42:09,221 "La La Land." Send. 991 00:42:09,223 --> 00:42:12,158 - I hate Gosling, man! - "Our leader..." 992 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,327 What's the name of the leader? 993 00:42:14,329 --> 00:42:15,528 Doc Ramirez, right? 994 00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:17,896 - Doc? - "Doc Ramirez... 995 00:42:17,898 --> 00:42:19,365 "wears diapers... 996 00:42:19,367 --> 00:42:24,471 "because he is lactose intolerant and loves cheese." 997 00:42:24,473 --> 00:42:25,907 That's a lie! 998 00:42:27,075 --> 00:42:29,041 I'm gonna hit "send". 999 00:42:29,043 --> 00:42:31,577 I wonder if Doc Ramirez will see this. 1000 00:42:31,579 --> 00:42:33,379 1:00 a.m. at the salvage yard! 1001 00:42:33,381 --> 00:42:34,916 - Yes. - Hey, stop! 1002 00:42:36,352 --> 00:42:37,353 I'm gonna go. 1003 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,088 Hey. 1004 00:42:40,021 --> 00:42:42,121 I get it. It was too much for you. 1005 00:42:42,123 --> 00:42:44,123 Oh, you mean shooting an unarmed, handcuffed man... 1006 00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:46,426 in the back seat of the electric vehicle I lease? 1007 00:42:46,428 --> 00:42:48,395 Yeah, it was a lot. 1008 00:42:48,397 --> 00:42:50,697 And please don't take this the wrong way... 1009 00:42:50,699 --> 00:42:52,600 but go fuck yourself. 1010 00:43:00,476 --> 00:43:02,376 Stay right there. 1011 00:43:02,378 --> 00:43:03,777 Bad things happen to people... 1012 00:43:03,779 --> 00:43:07,382 but it doesn't affect them if they don't think about it. 1013 00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:10,517 You are doing great. 1014 00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:12,454 Just focus on Becca. 1015 00:43:12,855 --> 00:43:14,289 Becca. 1016 00:43:18,393 --> 00:43:20,396 Hey, asshole. 1017 00:43:22,964 --> 00:43:24,398 Is this the Uber app? 1018 00:43:25,467 --> 00:43:27,701 - Uh, Vic? - What? 1019 00:43:27,703 --> 00:43:28,970 Oh, shit. 1020 00:43:30,672 --> 00:43:32,239 Oh! What the hell do you want? 1021 00:43:32,241 --> 00:43:34,241 This is more about what you want, Detective Manning. 1022 00:43:34,243 --> 00:43:36,376 You know my name. I'm freakin' flattered. 1023 00:43:36,378 --> 00:43:38,145 Want another partner... to die on your watch? 1024 00:43:38,147 --> 00:43:40,179 - Little shit's not my partner. - No, no, no. 1025 00:43:40,181 --> 00:43:41,481 Don't listen to him. He's bluffing. 1026 00:43:41,483 --> 00:43:42,649 We're very close. 1027 00:43:42,651 --> 00:43:44,251 No, we're not. Shoot him. 1028 00:43:44,253 --> 00:43:46,888 I just asked him to be the godfather of my children. 1029 00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:48,555 Yes? You'll do it? 1030 00:43:48,557 --> 00:43:50,123 Save your breath, Steve. 1031 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:52,958 We're in love. There. It's out there. Ahh! 1032 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,828 This is how it's gonna play out. 1033 00:43:54,830 --> 00:43:56,329 That ugly cocksucker... 1034 00:43:56,331 --> 00:43:57,731 You're not that ugly. 1035 00:43:57,733 --> 00:43:59,533 ...is gonna offer up a swap. 1036 00:43:59,535 --> 00:44:01,301 You for Amo, straight up. 1037 00:44:01,303 --> 00:44:04,204 Me for Amo, straight up? Awesome! 1038 00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:05,639 As soon as we make the swap... 1039 00:44:05,641 --> 00:44:06,773 he's gonna shoot us both. 1040 00:44:06,775 --> 00:44:08,508 Senor Cortez here, too. 1041 00:44:08,510 --> 00:44:09,943 That's bullshit, man. 1042 00:44:09,945 --> 00:44:13,280 No, he's right actually. Boss hates loose ends. 1043 00:44:13,282 --> 00:44:14,415 I told you. 1044 00:44:15,517 --> 00:44:18,218 Oh! But after I located your partner's car here... 1045 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:20,020 I called in a few colleagues. 1046 00:44:20,022 --> 00:44:22,022 How cute. The rest of Cobra Kai. 1047 00:44:22,024 --> 00:44:25,760 Hey, guys, why don't we talk this out? 1048 00:44:25,762 --> 00:44:28,495 Let's talk about how we feel. I'll start. 1049 00:44:28,497 --> 00:44:32,700 I feel scared when someone has a gun to my head. 1050 00:44:32,702 --> 00:44:34,435 How do you feel? 1051 00:44:34,437 --> 00:44:36,069 I'm guessing swap's off the table. 1052 00:44:36,071 --> 00:44:37,705 I'll trade you for a sculpture. 1053 00:44:37,707 --> 00:44:40,108 I hear your daughter's hot shit. 1054 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,383 What'd you say? 1055 00:44:55,023 --> 00:44:56,726 God damn it. 1056 00:45:00,898 --> 00:45:02,029 Hold on. 1057 00:45:02,031 --> 00:45:03,831 Here we go, babies. Get on. 1058 00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:05,065 Come on. Come on, Jolly. 1059 00:45:05,067 --> 00:45:06,268 It's okay. Yeah. 1060 00:45:32,695 --> 00:45:34,731 Vic! 1061 00:45:56,586 --> 00:45:58,121 Vic! Vic! 1062 00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:03,624 Oh, my God. I'm gonna die. 1063 00:46:03,626 --> 00:46:04,926 I'm gonna die at a hospital for animals. 1064 00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:05,994 No. Hey, hey. 1065 00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:07,161 Pull it together, all right? 1066 00:46:07,163 --> 00:46:08,664 I need you to take out these lights. 1067 00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:09,831 Level the playing field. 1068 00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:11,100 I don't have a gun! 1069 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:13,869 Hey! 1070 00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:15,103 Come on! Hey! 1071 00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:16,604 Look, I need you to... 1072 00:46:16,606 --> 00:46:18,239 kill those lights. Now! 1073 00:46:18,241 --> 00:46:19,442 - Come on! - Okay. 1074 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:24,646 Hey. We're gonna make it out of this, okay? 1075 00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:26,248 You can do it. All right? 1076 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,282 - You can do this! - I can do this! 1077 00:46:28,284 --> 00:46:29,550 - You ready? - Yeah! 1078 00:46:29,552 --> 00:46:30,553 Go! 1079 00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:53,343 Fuck you! 1080 00:46:58,984 --> 00:47:00,616 Hello! 1081 00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:02,621 How many are left? 1082 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,754 Just one. 1083 00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:06,822 I got one bullet. 1084 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:07,856 I got one can. 1085 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:10,692 If it hits somebody, I'll know where to shoot. 1086 00:47:10,694 --> 00:47:12,895 All right, you can do this. Make this count. 1087 00:47:12,897 --> 00:47:13,898 All right. 1088 00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:22,038 I see him. 1089 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,607 Fuck! I missed! 1090 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:29,878 I got him! 1091 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,448 Fuck. It worked. 1092 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:54,103 Hey. 1093 00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:56,673 I need you to send a text for me that says... 1094 00:47:56,675 --> 00:47:58,273 "He's dead." 1095 00:47:58,275 --> 00:48:01,244 When my grandmother died she looked so peaceful. 1096 00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:03,445 These men do not look peaceful. 1097 00:48:03,447 --> 00:48:06,448 - They look murdered. - Stu. 1098 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:08,920 I need Tedjo to think I'm dead. 1099 00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:13,790 There are no contacts. Only one number. 1100 00:48:13,792 --> 00:48:15,124 That's Tedjo. 1101 00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:16,491 He gives his guys burner phones. 1102 00:48:16,493 --> 00:48:19,363 Sorry, I haven't used T9 in so long. 1103 00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:21,531 Hit "send". 1104 00:48:21,533 --> 00:48:24,202 So this Tedjo guy killed your partner? 1105 00:48:29,641 --> 00:48:31,941 And he oversees a heroin pipeline... 1106 00:48:31,943 --> 00:48:34,343 that's gonna kill a lot more people. 1107 00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:36,414 Teenagers. Kids. 1108 00:48:37,817 --> 00:48:38,982 Okay. 1109 00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:41,117 Well, heroin is so bad. 1110 00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:44,620 And I think it's worse when kids do it. 1111 00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:47,525 So I hope you... 1112 00:48:48,994 --> 00:48:49,995 Uh... 1113 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:55,767 Hey. Hey! 1114 00:49:06,978 --> 00:49:08,013 Hey, Nicole! 1115 00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:10,180 Hi, sweetie. 1116 00:49:10,182 --> 00:49:11,882 Oh, my God! I can't believe you're here! 1117 00:49:11,884 --> 00:49:13,450 I wouldn't miss it. 1118 00:49:13,452 --> 00:49:16,119 Oh, wow. Is ol' Vic with ya? 1119 00:49:16,121 --> 00:49:18,521 Um, you know, I haven't seen him yet, 1120 00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:20,256 but I'm sure he'll show up at some point. 1121 00:49:20,258 --> 00:49:22,693 Yeah, we'll see about that. 1122 00:49:22,695 --> 00:49:24,194 Listen, um, I can't stay long. 1123 00:49:24,196 --> 00:49:27,296 But before I go, I'm gonna take that small... 1124 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:31,068 scorpion sculpture off your hands. It is stunning. 1125 00:49:31,070 --> 00:49:32,169 Thank you. 1126 00:49:32,171 --> 00:49:33,237 Come here. 1127 00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,607 I have so loved watching you grow up. 1128 00:49:36,609 --> 00:49:39,010 Your father would be so proud. 1129 00:49:39,911 --> 00:49:41,344 Thank you. 1130 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:43,716 All right. Good night. 1131 00:49:46,452 --> 00:49:48,051 Where the hell are you going? 1132 00:49:48,053 --> 00:49:49,520 They picked up your plates. 1133 00:49:49,522 --> 00:49:51,188 They think you're my partner. 1134 00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:53,289 If they can run your plates, they sure as shit can find where you sleep! 1135 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:54,858 And your girlfriend. 1136 00:49:54,860 --> 00:49:55,961 You're in this now. 1137 00:49:58,664 --> 00:50:02,699 All I wanted to do was drive nights, a few weekends. 1138 00:50:02,701 --> 00:50:06,036 Save up enough money to open a goddamn spin gym for women 1139 00:50:06,038 --> 00:50:07,204 with my platonic friend 1140 00:50:07,206 --> 00:50:08,438 who I happen to be in love with. 1141 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,275 Pathetic? Sure. 1142 00:50:10,277 --> 00:50:12,243 But it was manageable! 1143 00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:14,480 Do you know how many people I just watched die? 1144 00:50:15,247 --> 00:50:16,814 Five. 1145 00:50:16,816 --> 00:50:19,016 Technically four. You fainted before Amo got shot in the head. 1146 00:50:19,018 --> 00:50:20,184 Rhetorical! 1147 00:50:20,186 --> 00:50:23,221 Rhetorical question, dude! 1148 00:50:23,223 --> 00:50:25,656 I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. 1149 00:50:25,658 --> 00:50:27,356 And I don't have insurance. 1150 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:29,325 So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists 1151 00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:31,361 who quote white guys with Indian names 1152 00:50:31,363 --> 00:50:33,097 and tell me that I should meditate. 1153 00:50:33,099 --> 00:50:36,435 I do meditate! 1154 00:50:36,870 --> 00:50:38,136 Yes! 1155 00:50:38,138 --> 00:50:41,205 Get angry! Own that shit! 1156 00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:43,075 Now, come on. Let's go! 1157 00:50:45,678 --> 00:50:48,012 What do I need to do to make this all end? 1158 00:50:48,014 --> 00:50:49,346 We gotta get to Venice now. 1159 00:50:49,348 --> 00:50:51,215 Come on. My daughter could be in trouble. Let's go. 1160 00:50:51,217 --> 00:50:54,453 Come on, let's go! 1161 00:50:55,721 --> 00:50:57,090 Becca! 1162 00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:19,978 I think we're good. I don't think anybody followed us. 1163 00:51:19,980 --> 00:51:21,045 How can you be sure? 1164 00:51:21,047 --> 00:51:23,014 'Cause they would've shot us in the street. 1165 00:51:23,016 --> 00:51:23,882 Just keep your eyes out 1166 00:51:23,884 --> 00:51:25,116 for anything suspicious, all right? 1167 00:51:25,118 --> 00:51:27,451 Yeah, we're the only suspicious things in here. 1168 00:51:27,453 --> 00:51:30,021 Just relax. Grab a drink. 1169 00:51:30,023 --> 00:51:31,892 - Drink, sir? - Be all right. 1170 00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:34,360 Dad? 1171 00:51:34,362 --> 00:51:35,894 - Hey! - Hey, kid! 1172 00:51:35,896 --> 00:51:38,730 - You actually came! - Yeah, of course I came. 1173 00:51:38,732 --> 00:51:40,464 - Whoa, what is that smell? - A long story. 1174 00:51:40,466 --> 00:51:43,601 Blood. Dog food. Vomit. 1175 00:51:44,905 --> 00:51:46,004 Wow. Well, honestly... 1176 00:51:46,006 --> 00:51:47,472 I'm just glad you're here. I don't care what it is. 1177 00:51:47,474 --> 00:51:49,341 - McHenry was just here. - Really? 1178 00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:50,975 Who's your friend? 1179 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,377 - Oh. Steve. - Steve. 1180 00:51:52,379 --> 00:51:53,678 - Stu. - Stu. 1181 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:54,915 I'm Stu. 1182 00:51:57,351 --> 00:51:58,983 Hello, Stu. 1183 00:51:58,985 --> 00:52:00,286 - Stu. - All right. 1184 00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:01,887 So, what do you think? 1185 00:52:01,889 --> 00:52:03,254 Yeah, yeah. Wow. 1186 00:52:03,256 --> 00:52:04,355 Wow. 1187 00:52:04,357 --> 00:52:06,324 - Right? - Oh. 1188 00:52:06,326 --> 00:52:07,992 Look at that. 1189 00:52:07,994 --> 00:52:09,361 Look at the red... 1190 00:52:09,363 --> 00:52:12,031 flowing into the blue. It reminds me of, uh... 1191 00:52:12,033 --> 00:52:13,132 Remember that Bricker case? 1192 00:52:13,134 --> 00:52:15,366 That guy got shot in the head in a swimming pool. 1193 00:52:15,368 --> 00:52:17,168 Blood just kind of flowed out in the waters. 1194 00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:18,636 He was a pimp. 1195 00:52:18,638 --> 00:52:20,605 Cool, yeah. What do you think of the sculptures, though? 1196 00:52:20,607 --> 00:52:23,042 Because that's what I do. I'm a sculptor. 1197 00:52:23,044 --> 00:52:24,109 No. 1198 00:52:24,111 --> 00:52:25,713 - I was just saying. - Mmm-hmm. 1199 00:52:26,747 --> 00:52:28,680 - Let me show you this... - I gotta, uh... 1200 00:52:28,682 --> 00:52:29,950 I gotta drop a deuce. 1201 00:52:31,985 --> 00:52:33,154 Vic! 1202 00:52:34,454 --> 00:52:37,656 Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. 1203 00:52:37,658 --> 00:52:40,091 So, how do you know my dad? 1204 00:52:40,093 --> 00:52:42,194 He kidnapped me. 1205 00:52:42,196 --> 00:52:43,863 We killed some people. 1206 00:52:44,198 --> 00:52:45,297 Huh. 1207 00:52:45,299 --> 00:52:46,531 I'm on the fence. 1208 00:52:46,533 --> 00:52:48,767 Really? I think she's brilliant. 1209 00:52:48,769 --> 00:52:50,902 Her pieces are so emotionally charged. 1210 00:52:50,904 --> 00:52:52,670 Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. 1211 00:52:52,672 --> 00:52:55,506 Like if Tilted Arc had a soul. 1212 00:53:01,248 --> 00:53:03,182 I love this one. 1213 00:53:03,184 --> 00:53:06,517 I'll take it. Put a sold sign on that, please. 1214 00:53:06,519 --> 00:53:10,990 It's a spin gym for women called... 1215 00:53:10,992 --> 00:53:13,158 "Spinster". 1216 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,926 That is a terrible name. 1217 00:53:14,928 --> 00:53:18,364 No, no, no, I don't think you heard. It's a spin gym. 1218 00:53:18,366 --> 00:53:19,530 So it's like a pun. 1219 00:53:19,532 --> 00:53:20,799 It's a play on the words. It's whimsical. 1220 00:53:20,801 --> 00:53:22,568 It's welcoming. It's fun. "Come on in." 1221 00:53:22,570 --> 00:53:25,771 A spinster is an old woman who never found love. 1222 00:53:25,773 --> 00:53:29,143 You might as well call your gym "Old Hag Bikes". 1223 00:53:29,377 --> 00:53:30,609 Huh. 1224 00:53:30,611 --> 00:53:32,211 I'm just saying, like, if it's your passion... 1225 00:53:32,213 --> 00:53:34,314 - maybe find a better name. - It's not my passion. 1226 00:53:34,316 --> 00:53:36,216 Well, then what is your passion? 1227 00:53:36,218 --> 00:53:37,951 You know, I feel like 1228 00:53:37,953 --> 00:53:39,985 LA's full of people following their passion. 1229 00:53:39,987 --> 00:53:42,688 We need more people to settle. We need more settlers. 1230 00:53:42,690 --> 00:53:44,859 You know, this country was founded on settlers. 1231 00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:46,859 - So... - Hey, honey. 1232 00:53:46,861 --> 00:53:48,495 Can I talk to you for a second? 1233 00:53:48,497 --> 00:53:50,198 Okay. 1234 00:53:52,466 --> 00:53:54,700 Hey. 1235 00:53:54,702 --> 00:53:56,304 Great work with the sculptures, honey. 1236 00:53:57,372 --> 00:53:58,737 Really solid stuff. 1237 00:53:58,739 --> 00:54:00,974 Reminiscent of a young Richard Serra. 1238 00:54:00,976 --> 00:54:02,208 Oh, thank you. 1239 00:54:02,210 --> 00:54:03,611 Yeah. 1240 00:54:04,145 --> 00:54:05,210 Here. 1241 00:54:05,212 --> 00:54:06,279 Oh, do not hand me a... 1242 00:54:06,281 --> 00:54:07,813 - Take this. - Jesus, Dad. 1243 00:54:07,815 --> 00:54:09,282 - Here. - Dad, I do not want that! 1244 00:54:09,284 --> 00:54:12,052 There's some really bad shit going down tonight. Okay? 1245 00:54:12,054 --> 00:54:14,054 I checked the place out. It's clear. 1246 00:54:14,056 --> 00:54:15,488 But it's better safe than sorry. 1247 00:54:15,490 --> 00:54:16,688 - Take that. - Oh, God. 1248 00:54:16,690 --> 00:54:17,990 Remember how I taught you to shoot? 1249 00:54:17,992 --> 00:54:19,092 Yes. 1250 00:54:19,094 --> 00:54:20,160 I hate when you do this. 1251 00:54:20,162 --> 00:54:21,595 Anything else? 1252 00:54:23,165 --> 00:54:25,499 So, I need to borrow your keys to the house. 1253 00:54:25,501 --> 00:54:29,101 Yeah, I need to get into my old storage. 1254 00:54:31,139 --> 00:54:32,573 Is that why you came? 1255 00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:35,008 No. 1256 00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:36,843 God, no. I wanted to see your work. 1257 00:54:36,845 --> 00:54:38,279 And make sure you were safe. 1258 00:54:38,281 --> 00:54:40,612 But I also didn't have time to run back to Eagle Rock. 1259 00:54:40,614 --> 00:54:42,515 So it's a three-for-one. 1260 00:54:42,517 --> 00:54:44,851 For a second there... 1261 00:54:44,853 --> 00:54:47,187 I actually thought you gave a shit about my work. 1262 00:54:47,189 --> 00:54:48,556 Hey. This is serious. 1263 00:54:48,558 --> 00:54:50,123 - I'm close to Tedjo. - Yeah. 1264 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:52,025 You're always close to something except for 1265 00:54:52,027 --> 00:54:54,294 the people who actually need you. 1266 00:54:54,296 --> 00:54:56,162 - I'm so done. - Hey. 1267 00:54:56,164 --> 00:54:58,166 Nicole, wait! 1268 00:55:00,802 --> 00:55:01,970 Keys? 1269 00:55:07,275 --> 00:55:08,875 You know I can't see. 1270 00:55:08,877 --> 00:55:10,977 What did you say to her, man? You ruined her night. 1271 00:55:10,979 --> 00:55:12,645 I don't know. I gave her my Glock. 1272 00:55:12,647 --> 00:55:13,847 See, that's your problem! 1273 00:55:13,849 --> 00:55:15,115 You give people Glocks instead of love. 1274 00:55:15,117 --> 00:55:17,250 Suddenly the Uber driver knows all about parenting. 1275 00:55:17,252 --> 00:55:20,354 You're just very abrasive and you're insensitive, 1276 00:55:20,356 --> 00:55:22,055 and you're very scary and you're... 1277 00:55:22,057 --> 00:55:23,190 Oh, my God! 1278 00:55:23,192 --> 00:55:25,559 That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about! 1279 00:55:25,561 --> 00:55:26,893 Why did you do that? 1280 00:55:26,895 --> 00:55:29,496 To get cops here. Just in case. Let's go. 1281 00:55:29,498 --> 00:55:31,032 Go, go. 1282 00:55:38,407 --> 00:55:39,973 Where is it? 1283 00:55:39,975 --> 00:55:40,976 Box. 1284 00:55:42,677 --> 00:55:45,945 Oh, you used to be happy. That's adorable. 1285 00:55:45,947 --> 00:55:48,115 You know, I would have said you should smile more... 1286 00:55:48,117 --> 00:55:50,351 but now that I see this picture... 1287 00:55:50,353 --> 00:55:52,051 good call on quitting smiling. 1288 00:55:52,053 --> 00:55:54,255 Your face looks really bad when you smile. 1289 00:55:54,257 --> 00:55:57,291 It also looks really bad when you don't smile. 1290 00:55:57,293 --> 00:55:58,526 You have a bad face. 1291 00:55:58,528 --> 00:55:59,627 Oh, man. 1292 00:55:59,629 --> 00:56:01,095 I've only got six rounds left. 1293 00:56:01,097 --> 00:56:02,996 Are these two other hostages you took? 1294 00:56:02,998 --> 00:56:04,797 - You're not helping. - Did you just yell... 1295 00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:07,234 "cruise ship" at them until they took you? 1296 00:56:07,236 --> 00:56:09,236 Look, I need more ammo. 1297 00:56:09,238 --> 00:56:11,172 And we've only got an hour. 1298 00:56:11,174 --> 00:56:12,439 Outside The Box. 1299 00:56:12,441 --> 00:56:13,974 Outside the box. Outside the box. 1300 00:56:13,976 --> 00:56:15,775 All right, now, let's brainstorm. 1301 00:56:15,777 --> 00:56:17,777 We can find a black market gun dealer. 1302 00:56:17,779 --> 00:56:20,181 - No, it's where I work. - Uber? 1303 00:56:20,183 --> 00:56:21,615 Like Uber Eats? 1304 00:56:21,617 --> 00:56:23,386 They have Uber Guns? Uber Bullets? 1305 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:27,288 Oh, this is your other horrible job? 1306 00:56:27,290 --> 00:56:29,924 I came here once to buy some fishing gear. 1307 00:56:29,926 --> 00:56:31,992 Clerk was a real dick. 1308 00:56:31,994 --> 00:56:33,928 I wanted to shoot him in the leg, 1309 00:56:33,930 --> 00:56:35,963 but I had self-control. 1310 00:56:35,965 --> 00:56:38,865 Yeah, that was probably my boss. 1311 00:56:38,867 --> 00:56:41,268 He's the second worst guy I've ever met. 1312 00:56:41,270 --> 00:56:42,203 Who's the first? 1313 00:56:42,205 --> 00:56:44,071 I'll give you a hint. 1314 00:56:44,073 --> 00:56:45,408 It's you. 1315 00:56:46,376 --> 00:56:47,775 All right. 1316 00:56:47,777 --> 00:56:49,843 I thought you just needed a couple of bullets, bud. 1317 00:56:49,845 --> 00:56:51,278 Well, you can never be too prepared. 1318 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,047 Yeah, but somebody has to pay for all this shit. 1319 00:56:53,049 --> 00:56:55,115 - Put it on my Uber tab. - There's no tab! 1320 00:56:55,117 --> 00:56:58,486 Uber is not a general store in the Old West! 1321 00:56:58,488 --> 00:57:01,058 Oh, no. 1322 00:57:02,992 --> 00:57:06,427 Hey, Becca, I'm so, so sorry. Uh, something came up. 1323 00:57:06,429 --> 00:57:07,761 Stu, I'm so sorry. 1324 00:57:07,763 --> 00:57:09,196 I did not mean to freak you out. 1325 00:57:09,198 --> 00:57:11,600 If you don't wanna have sex, I understand, I'm disgusting. 1326 00:57:11,602 --> 00:57:12,833 No, no, no. 1327 00:57:12,835 --> 00:57:14,135 - You didn't freak me out. - Shit. 1328 00:57:14,137 --> 00:57:16,070 I'm definitely down to clown. 1329 00:57:16,072 --> 00:57:17,805 - I wanna do the deed. - What? 1330 00:57:17,807 --> 00:57:18,939 And then we're gonna have a talk. 1331 00:57:18,941 --> 00:57:20,107 You know what? I was gonna say... 1332 00:57:20,109 --> 00:57:21,909 maybe you should not come over. 1333 00:57:21,911 --> 00:57:24,479 Because, okay... So, Byron called me... 1334 00:57:24,481 --> 00:57:26,181 and he sounded really sorry. 1335 00:57:26,183 --> 00:57:28,349 And he was like, "I should come over and talk," 1336 00:57:28,351 --> 00:57:30,452 and I think I should just hear him out. 1337 00:57:30,454 --> 00:57:32,120 - You know? - No, no, no. 1338 00:57:32,122 --> 00:57:34,322 Do not let Byron come over, okay? 1339 00:57:34,324 --> 00:57:36,958 He does not deserve to be let back into your life. 1340 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,759 Wait for me, okay? 1341 00:57:38,761 --> 00:57:40,995 I'll be there. Wait for me. 1342 00:57:40,997 --> 00:57:44,466 Okay. Oh, God, this night is so crazy for me. 1343 00:57:44,468 --> 00:57:45,667 I'll be right there. 1344 00:57:47,004 --> 00:57:48,770 Lovers' quarrel? 1345 00:57:48,772 --> 00:57:49,904 Oh, I forgot you're not lovers. 1346 00:57:49,906 --> 00:57:51,305 Hey, this is good, right? 1347 00:57:51,307 --> 00:57:52,707 Fuck off, okay? 1348 00:57:52,709 --> 00:57:54,942 And put that back! That's way too much stuff! 1349 00:57:54,944 --> 00:57:56,678 Why do you need propane tanks? 1350 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,546 Are you gonna have a barbecue later? 1351 00:57:58,548 --> 00:58:00,015 You have no friends! 1352 00:58:00,017 --> 00:58:01,717 You're gonna get me fired! 1353 00:58:01,719 --> 00:58:03,050 You weren't planning on working 1354 00:58:03,052 --> 00:58:04,521 in this shithole your whole life, were you? 1355 00:58:07,057 --> 00:58:09,557 Oh, what? I hurt your feelings? 1356 00:58:09,559 --> 00:58:12,193 No. Actually, I feel bad for you. 1357 00:58:12,195 --> 00:58:14,330 After seeing how you treat your own daughter... 1358 00:58:14,332 --> 00:58:17,332 it's clear that you don't give a shit about anyone else. 1359 00:58:17,334 --> 00:58:19,067 Wait. Are you mad at me? 1360 00:58:19,069 --> 00:58:21,436 Or are you mad at that girl you refuse to man up to? 1361 00:58:21,438 --> 00:58:23,805 Oh, you're gonna give me relationship advice? 1362 00:58:23,807 --> 00:58:25,173 You spend more time 1363 00:58:25,175 --> 00:58:27,175 obsessing over your dead partner... 1364 00:58:27,177 --> 00:58:29,411 than paying attention to your alive daughter... 1365 00:58:29,413 --> 00:58:32,047 who, news flash, wants to be a part of your life. 1366 00:58:32,049 --> 00:58:33,549 You know what that makes you? 1367 00:58:33,551 --> 00:58:36,218 - A good cop? - A shitty father! 1368 00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:37,952 All right. You know what? 1369 00:58:37,954 --> 00:58:40,455 You've been annoying me all goddamn day... 1370 00:58:40,457 --> 00:58:41,556 I've been annoying you? 1371 00:58:41,558 --> 00:58:42,824 What? 1372 00:58:42,826 --> 00:58:44,926 I don't need a therapy session from Little Man Uber. 1373 00:58:44,928 --> 00:58:47,263 Life is hard. That's what we signed up for. 1374 00:58:47,265 --> 00:58:49,732 And I handle my shit like a real man. 1375 00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:52,834 I don't bitch and moan and whine and cry... 1376 00:58:52,836 --> 00:58:54,002 like your pansy ass! 1377 00:58:54,004 --> 00:58:55,771 Oh, you feel like a real man, huh? 1378 00:58:55,773 --> 00:58:58,574 Killing people, avenging, kicking ass... 1379 00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:01,243 taking names, torturing perps. 1380 00:59:01,245 --> 00:59:02,377 You know what? 1381 00:59:02,379 --> 00:59:04,045 I could've called another Uber driver earlier, 1382 00:59:04,047 --> 00:59:05,448 and you know why I didn't? 1383 00:59:05,450 --> 00:59:06,582 Because you don't know 1384 00:59:06,584 --> 00:59:07,817 - how to use apps! - No. 1385 00:59:07,819 --> 00:59:11,487 Because I wouldn't find one weaker than you! 1386 00:59:11,489 --> 00:59:14,956 You're too chicken shit to tell that girl you like her! 1387 00:59:14,958 --> 00:59:18,193 You're too chicken shit to stand up to me! 1388 00:59:18,195 --> 00:59:21,898 And you're a chicken shit... 1389 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,503 who deserves zero stars. 1390 00:59:26,337 --> 00:59:28,537 Oh, what? What, are you getting mad? 1391 00:59:28,539 --> 00:59:30,706 - Come on. Don't you... - Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? 1392 00:59:30,708 --> 00:59:33,376 - What are you gonna do about it, Steve? - My name is Stu! 1393 00:59:33,378 --> 00:59:34,710 Ow! Jesus! Shit! 1394 00:59:41,819 --> 00:59:43,319 Oh, here we go. 1395 00:59:43,321 --> 00:59:46,557 Huh? You think you're tough shit? Come on! 1396 00:59:49,361 --> 00:59:50,359 Tough guy, huh? 1397 00:59:50,361 --> 00:59:53,464 Wanna face me like a man? All right, here we go. 1398 00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:56,733 We don't have to be violent! We can talk! 1399 00:59:56,735 --> 00:59:59,836 I'm not gonna sit in a kumbaya circle jerk with you... 1400 00:59:59,838 --> 01:00:02,438 and cry like a little girl! 1401 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,972 I'm calling time out! 1402 01:00:03,974 --> 01:00:06,909 No! No! Time out! Stop! I said time out! 1403 01:00:06,911 --> 01:00:08,177 Respect the time out! 1404 01:00:08,179 --> 01:00:10,616 Wait! Wait! Wait! Time out! 1405 01:00:18,556 --> 01:00:20,191 You little shit! 1406 01:00:23,362 --> 01:00:24,696 Where'd you go? 1407 01:00:26,031 --> 01:00:27,898 Hey! 1408 01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:29,031 Girls are strong! 1409 01:00:29,033 --> 01:00:30,166 They give birth to us. 1410 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:31,802 You should wish you were like a woman! 1411 01:00:31,804 --> 01:00:33,672 The future is female! 1412 01:00:38,943 --> 01:00:40,610 Coward! Where are you? 1413 01:00:40,612 --> 01:00:41,944 You're the coward! 1414 01:00:41,946 --> 01:00:44,046 You can't face your own feelings! 1415 01:00:44,048 --> 01:00:46,216 You remember that part of NeverEnding Story... 1416 01:00:46,218 --> 01:00:48,385 where Atreyu has to walk through the Oracle Gates... 1417 01:00:48,387 --> 01:00:51,220 and those giant sphinx statue things can see 1418 01:00:51,222 --> 01:00:53,189 a warrior's true internal nature? 1419 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:54,524 - What? - And that super scary 1420 01:00:54,526 --> 01:00:55,592 knight gets vaporized... 1421 01:00:55,594 --> 01:00:59,563 because deep down he doesn't believe in himself? 1422 01:00:59,565 --> 01:01:00,566 Yeah? 1423 01:01:00,934 --> 01:01:02,531 That's you! 1424 01:01:06,805 --> 01:01:08,740 Ha! You live your life the way... 1425 01:01:09,842 --> 01:01:12,275 Real men cry! 1426 01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:17,282 Real men listen to their feelings! 1427 01:01:27,759 --> 01:01:28,760 Oh, no. 1428 01:01:36,769 --> 01:01:38,668 I'll kill you! 1429 01:01:44,276 --> 01:01:46,811 You fucked with the wrong Uber driver! 1430 01:01:54,253 --> 01:01:57,822 - I think you broke my arm. - Fighting is hard. 1431 01:01:57,824 --> 01:01:59,690 You gotta have stamina. 1432 01:01:59,692 --> 01:02:00,625 Yeah. 1433 01:02:00,627 --> 01:02:03,293 I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did. 1434 01:02:03,295 --> 01:02:05,395 - That's 'cause I was winning. - You were not. 1435 01:02:05,397 --> 01:02:07,965 - It was fun. I totally won. - I was kicking your ass. 1436 01:02:07,967 --> 01:02:09,299 I won. 1437 01:02:09,301 --> 01:02:12,970 Couple of homeless guys humping in my store, huh? 1438 01:02:12,972 --> 01:02:15,572 Little squat and fuck? 1439 01:02:15,574 --> 01:02:17,742 Stuber, that you? 1440 01:02:22,615 --> 01:02:23,548 "Stuber." 1441 01:02:23,550 --> 01:02:25,984 Oh, that's great, 'cause you drive an Uber. 1442 01:02:25,986 --> 01:02:27,450 That's a great pun. 1443 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:29,654 Who the hell are you? And why are you so huge? 1444 01:02:29,656 --> 01:02:32,557 Jesus, what are you benching? Like, 310, 350? 1445 01:02:32,559 --> 01:02:33,691 Easy, kid. 1446 01:02:33,693 --> 01:02:35,726 Just put the crossbow down. We'll get out of your hair. 1447 01:02:35,728 --> 01:02:37,061 Jesus, Stuber! 1448 01:02:37,063 --> 01:02:39,429 What the hell did you and your gigolo friend do to my store? 1449 01:02:39,431 --> 01:02:41,532 It's your dad's store. 1450 01:02:41,534 --> 01:02:43,467 He's a cop. He's working an important case. 1451 01:02:43,469 --> 01:02:44,602 Case? 1452 01:02:44,604 --> 01:02:46,771 - Is that what you call your butt? - Look, pal. 1453 01:02:46,773 --> 01:02:47,973 We're in a hurry. 1454 01:02:47,975 --> 01:02:49,240 You got another sporting goods store 1455 01:02:49,242 --> 01:02:51,408 you gotta fuck in or something? 1456 01:02:51,410 --> 01:02:53,411 Listen, do you know what this is? 1457 01:02:53,413 --> 01:02:54,512 - Huh. - That's blood. 1458 01:02:54,514 --> 01:02:55,680 It is. 1459 01:02:55,682 --> 01:02:58,416 I've done things tonight you would not believe. 1460 01:02:58,418 --> 01:02:59,317 Oh, yeah? 1461 01:02:59,319 --> 01:03:01,452 I signed a lease on a spin gym. 1462 01:03:01,454 --> 01:03:02,453 Weird. 1463 01:03:02,455 --> 01:03:04,989 I provided emotional support to a male stripper. 1464 01:03:04,991 --> 01:03:06,524 You're saying these things like they're scary. 1465 01:03:06,526 --> 01:03:09,093 - I shot a man in cold blood. - Yeah. 1466 01:03:09,095 --> 01:03:11,195 I watched him die. 1467 01:03:11,197 --> 01:03:15,266 From someone else's bullet, but I loosened him up. 1468 01:03:15,268 --> 01:03:16,601 Yeah, right, Stuber. 1469 01:03:16,603 --> 01:03:17,604 Hey. 1470 01:03:18,871 --> 01:03:20,239 His name is Stu. 1471 01:03:26,046 --> 01:03:28,114 My name is Stu. 1472 01:03:29,549 --> 01:03:31,384 How do you do? 1473 01:03:32,452 --> 01:03:34,653 He's fucking crazy. 1474 01:03:34,655 --> 01:03:36,220 Yeah. 1475 01:03:40,894 --> 01:03:42,228 Easy, Stu. 1476 01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:46,834 I quit. 1477 01:03:47,668 --> 01:03:48,667 And I'm telling your dad 1478 01:03:48,669 --> 01:03:51,003 you masturbate in the handicap stall. 1479 01:03:51,005 --> 01:03:52,338 Oh, don't do that. 1480 01:03:53,107 --> 01:03:54,773 I'll just use a regular stall. 1481 01:03:54,775 --> 01:03:56,443 You're pathetic. 1482 01:03:59,813 --> 01:04:01,348 Stu, hold on. 1483 01:04:02,715 --> 01:04:04,183 You're my best friend, man. 1484 01:04:06,487 --> 01:04:07,351 What? 1485 01:04:07,353 --> 01:04:11,390 Yeah. The back and forth... 1486 01:04:11,392 --> 01:04:14,325 the razzing, you and me. 1487 01:04:14,327 --> 01:04:16,595 It's the best part about this whole stupid job. 1488 01:04:16,597 --> 01:04:18,130 It's, like, the worst part for me. 1489 01:04:18,132 --> 01:04:19,531 Do you have any idea what it's like... 1490 01:04:19,533 --> 01:04:21,633 to know the only reason you even have a job 1491 01:04:21,635 --> 01:04:23,835 is because your dad owns this place? 1492 01:04:23,837 --> 01:04:25,738 And you're balding? Fuck. 1493 01:04:25,740 --> 01:04:28,239 I honestly don't see any hair loss on you. 1494 01:04:28,241 --> 01:04:30,742 Yeah, you should see my drain when I shower. 1495 01:04:30,744 --> 01:04:31,643 Yeah, but that's shedding. 1496 01:04:31,645 --> 01:04:32,911 That's normal. Everyone has that. 1497 01:04:32,913 --> 01:04:36,350 - Plus your follicles... - Hey, Stu, we gotta go. 1498 01:04:37,786 --> 01:04:39,318 Stu, wait. 1499 01:04:42,389 --> 01:04:44,057 You really don't think I'm losing hair? 1500 01:04:44,059 --> 01:04:45,925 If you are... 1501 01:04:45,927 --> 01:04:47,662 it's very subtle. 1502 01:04:50,931 --> 01:04:51,965 Thanks, Stu. 1503 01:04:54,102 --> 01:04:56,370 I'll get that. 1504 01:05:00,374 --> 01:05:01,774 Low battery charge. 1505 01:05:01,776 --> 01:05:02,974 Press button to check. 1506 01:05:02,976 --> 01:05:05,544 Ah, shit. I'm running out of power. I gotta recharge. 1507 01:05:05,546 --> 01:05:06,678 No, we don't have time. 1508 01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,014 The salvage yard is not far anyway. 1509 01:05:08,016 --> 01:05:11,951 Well, looks like we're at the end of our road, huh? 1510 01:05:11,953 --> 01:05:13,119 Not literally. 1511 01:05:13,121 --> 01:05:14,553 I'll drop you up the road. 1512 01:05:14,555 --> 01:05:15,889 This was... 1513 01:05:16,824 --> 01:05:17,957 It wasn't fun. 1514 01:05:17,959 --> 01:05:20,960 You can't drop me off. I need you to come with me. 1515 01:05:20,962 --> 01:05:22,095 No, no, no. 1516 01:05:22,097 --> 01:05:23,963 You're a cop. I'm a civilian. 1517 01:05:23,965 --> 01:05:27,432 You're built for justice. I'm built for brunch. 1518 01:05:27,434 --> 01:05:31,170 I do civilian things. I like walks. 1519 01:05:31,172 --> 01:05:33,439 And I really wanna get into brewing beer. 1520 01:05:33,441 --> 01:05:36,176 Like IPAs, maybe a nice Hefeweizen. 1521 01:05:36,178 --> 01:05:39,279 But I cannot do that if I'm dead. 1522 01:05:40,081 --> 01:05:41,448 All right. 1523 01:05:42,016 --> 01:05:43,785 I'll do it myself. 1524 01:05:47,822 --> 01:05:48,855 Listen... 1525 01:05:48,857 --> 01:05:51,456 I know you're this, like, Steven Seagal badass 1526 01:05:51,458 --> 01:05:52,961 who doesn't need shit from anyone. 1527 01:05:54,529 --> 01:05:57,432 Your dad was a dick to leave you in the desert. 1528 01:05:58,099 --> 01:05:59,599 Sometimes people need help, 1529 01:05:59,601 --> 01:06:02,971 and it is not a sign of weakness to ask for it. 1530 01:06:04,139 --> 01:06:06,341 Call for backup. 1531 01:06:08,777 --> 01:06:11,879 I don't know where Vic is. How would I know? 1532 01:06:16,718 --> 01:06:17,650 Vic? 1533 01:06:17,652 --> 01:06:19,385 I know you think I'm the boy who cried Tedjo, 1534 01:06:19,387 --> 01:06:21,188 but I got the drop location. 1535 01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:23,056 I know this went to the feds... 1536 01:06:23,058 --> 01:06:25,460 but I really need backup. 1537 01:06:25,761 --> 01:06:26,826 Okay. 1538 01:06:26,828 --> 01:06:27,760 Really? 1539 01:06:27,762 --> 01:06:29,862 You're a pain in my ass, but I trust you. 1540 01:06:29,864 --> 01:06:31,798 All right, they're making a deal in Inglewood. 1541 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,100 Watseka Salvage. 1542 01:06:33,102 --> 01:06:34,634 The meet goes down in half an hour. 1543 01:06:34,636 --> 01:06:36,737 Send in the cavalry. Call in SWAT. 1544 01:06:36,739 --> 01:06:39,438 - Okay. You got it, Vic. - And, Captain... 1545 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,275 thanks for not giving up on me. 1546 01:06:41,277 --> 01:06:42,577 You bet. 1547 01:06:44,013 --> 01:06:45,813 See? Didn't that feel good? 1548 01:06:45,815 --> 01:06:48,517 You asked for help and the sky didn't fall. 1549 01:06:55,690 --> 01:06:58,324 That's technically not the sky. 1550 01:06:58,326 --> 01:07:00,727 That's the sky's tears. 1551 01:07:00,729 --> 01:07:03,729 It's tears of joy 'cause the sky is proud of you. 1552 01:07:03,731 --> 01:07:06,033 Please shut up. 1553 01:07:06,035 --> 01:07:08,637 Well, no worries. 1554 01:07:09,038 --> 01:07:10,371 I found Vic. 1555 01:07:10,606 --> 01:07:12,240 Great. 1556 01:07:12,242 --> 01:07:13,709 No! 1557 01:07:16,711 --> 01:07:18,477 Can you tell me what you see? 1558 01:07:18,479 --> 01:07:20,948 Three black Lexuses. 1559 01:07:20,950 --> 01:07:22,883 Lexi? Lexuses? 1560 01:07:22,885 --> 01:07:24,084 Lexi. 1561 01:07:24,086 --> 01:07:25,452 Yeah. They're waiting for Tedjo. 1562 01:07:25,454 --> 01:07:26,954 You should get out of here, man. 1563 01:07:26,956 --> 01:07:28,656 Things are gonna get hairy. 1564 01:07:29,490 --> 01:07:30,724 Are you sure you're okay? 1565 01:07:30,726 --> 01:07:33,493 Yeah, you should go. Look, cavalry's on the way... 1566 01:07:33,495 --> 01:07:35,230 SWAT, the whole deal. 1567 01:07:35,232 --> 01:07:36,799 Go on, call that girl. 1568 01:07:38,033 --> 01:07:39,034 Okay. 1569 01:07:42,805 --> 01:07:43,873 Goodbye. 1570 01:07:45,674 --> 01:07:46,974 Come on. 1571 01:07:46,976 --> 01:07:49,310 - What are you doing? - Get over here, big guy. 1572 01:07:49,312 --> 01:07:50,744 After all the horrors we've been through... 1573 01:07:50,746 --> 01:07:52,312 we've earned this. Come on. 1574 01:07:52,314 --> 01:07:54,181 - Save it for a tree, bud. - Hey. 1575 01:07:54,183 --> 01:07:56,450 Men can hug. Okay? 1576 01:07:56,452 --> 01:07:58,119 And I know deep inside that... 1577 01:07:58,121 --> 01:08:00,288 needlessly muscular body... 1578 01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:03,422 is the biggest muscle of all, your heart. 1579 01:08:03,424 --> 01:08:05,561 - And I want to hug that heart. - Stu! 1580 01:08:11,902 --> 01:08:13,770 Thank you for driving. 1581 01:08:39,595 --> 01:08:43,563 Oh, my God. Jesus. Stu, what happened to you? 1582 01:08:43,565 --> 01:08:44,966 Becca, I have to tell you something. 1583 01:08:44,968 --> 01:08:46,200 Okay, then... 1584 01:08:46,202 --> 01:08:47,835 come over, Stu. 1585 01:08:47,837 --> 01:08:50,371 - And we can... - Becca, I am in love with you. 1586 01:08:50,373 --> 01:08:53,274 And I have been since the moment we met. 1587 01:08:53,276 --> 01:08:54,574 You date assholes. 1588 01:08:54,576 --> 01:08:56,544 I'm sorry, but you do. 1589 01:08:56,546 --> 01:08:58,913 And I wait on the sidelines, and I come when you call... 1590 01:08:58,915 --> 01:09:01,015 and I encourage you and I make your dreams my dreams... 1591 01:09:01,017 --> 01:09:03,151 and I guess I've just been hoping that someday 1592 01:09:03,153 --> 01:09:05,552 you would look at me and see me differently. 1593 01:09:05,554 --> 01:09:07,088 And something would click! 1594 01:09:07,090 --> 01:09:08,356 What the... 1595 01:09:08,358 --> 01:09:11,559 Uh, I'm sorry, this is a little unfair. Um... 1596 01:09:11,561 --> 01:09:13,860 So you were too afraid to tell me 1597 01:09:13,862 --> 01:09:15,662 how you felt and now it's my fault... 1598 01:09:15,664 --> 01:09:17,231 for not clicking? 1599 01:09:17,233 --> 01:09:19,435 No, no, no. You're right. 1600 01:09:19,437 --> 01:09:21,738 It's not your fault, it's my fault. 1601 01:09:22,839 --> 01:09:24,672 I just can't do this anymore. 1602 01:09:24,674 --> 01:09:26,506 I can't have casual sex with you 1603 01:09:26,508 --> 01:09:28,910 and pretend like I don't feel anything. 1604 01:09:28,912 --> 01:09:31,145 I can't open a business with you 1605 01:09:31,147 --> 01:09:35,017 and hope that that will make you fall in love with me. 1606 01:09:35,019 --> 01:09:36,051 Okay, all right. 1607 01:09:36,053 --> 01:09:38,786 I guess I'll find the other half somehow. 1608 01:09:38,788 --> 01:09:41,522 No, no. Keep my money, seriously. 1609 01:09:41,524 --> 01:09:43,057 I know it's gonna be very successful 1610 01:09:43,059 --> 01:09:46,295 and as an investor I'll become super wealthy. 1611 01:09:46,297 --> 01:09:48,230 But it's your dream, not mine. 1612 01:09:48,232 --> 01:09:49,597 Wait, what? 1613 01:09:49,599 --> 01:09:52,836 But I don't wanna lose you. Can we still be friends? 1614 01:09:54,037 --> 01:09:55,770 No. 1615 01:09:55,772 --> 01:09:58,809 No. Because I am in love with you. 1616 01:10:00,478 --> 01:10:02,610 I'm gonna go. 1617 01:10:02,612 --> 01:10:03,945 I'll give you a call when I'm not 1618 01:10:03,947 --> 01:10:05,782 waiting for that click anymore. 1619 01:10:06,417 --> 01:10:08,350 - Okay. - Bye. 1620 01:10:08,352 --> 01:10:09,552 Bye. 1621 01:10:23,367 --> 01:10:26,069 That is a weak-ass cavalry. 1622 01:10:30,441 --> 01:10:31,507 Are they here? 1623 01:10:31,509 --> 01:10:32,608 Coming in right here. 1624 01:10:32,610 --> 01:10:34,109 - Get the shit. - Bring 'em. 1625 01:10:34,111 --> 01:10:36,612 Oh, got your ass. 1626 01:10:38,282 --> 01:10:39,649 Fuck. 1627 01:10:44,355 --> 01:10:45,821 - Nikki? - Dad! 1628 01:10:45,823 --> 01:10:48,391 Hey, I'm still pissed off at you... 1629 01:10:48,393 --> 01:10:49,824 but my show is over. 1630 01:10:49,826 --> 01:10:50,993 Um, I'm alive and I definitely 1631 01:10:50,995 --> 01:10:52,627 don't need this gun anymore, so... 1632 01:10:52,629 --> 01:10:54,263 Yeah, Nikki, I gotta call you back. 1633 01:10:54,265 --> 01:10:55,431 McHenry's pulling up. 1634 01:10:55,433 --> 01:10:56,598 McHenry? 1635 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,068 She was acting really weird tonight. 1636 01:10:59,070 --> 01:11:00,636 Like, really huggy. 1637 01:11:00,638 --> 01:11:02,971 - Yeah, something's not right. - Dad. 1638 01:11:02,973 --> 01:11:04,339 What's going on? Where are you? 1639 01:11:04,341 --> 01:11:05,974 I gotta go. 1640 01:11:05,976 --> 01:11:07,309 Dad? 1641 01:11:07,311 --> 01:11:08,744 What's going on? 1642 01:11:08,746 --> 01:11:10,480 Where are the feds? 1643 01:11:10,482 --> 01:11:12,184 I didn't think we needed 'em. 1644 01:11:14,651 --> 01:11:16,952 The feds took over this investigation... 1645 01:11:16,954 --> 01:11:19,855 because they're worried about a mole in the force. 1646 01:11:19,857 --> 01:11:23,126 They know someone inside is on Tedjo's payroll. 1647 01:11:23,128 --> 01:11:24,626 Now drop that rifle! 1648 01:11:24,628 --> 01:11:26,795 Drop it! 1649 01:11:26,797 --> 01:11:28,565 I'm not a freaking mole. 1650 01:11:28,567 --> 01:11:30,032 You know that. 1651 01:11:30,034 --> 01:11:31,203 Yeah. 1652 01:11:31,669 --> 01:11:33,071 I know, Vic. 1653 01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:36,341 No. 1654 01:11:39,076 --> 01:11:40,343 You and Tedjo. 1655 01:11:40,345 --> 01:11:41,478 The whole time. 1656 01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,879 I knew all I had to give you was one lead 1657 01:11:43,881 --> 01:11:45,582 and you'd track him like a dog. 1658 01:11:45,584 --> 01:11:47,016 Leon, are you sure? 1659 01:11:47,018 --> 01:11:48,785 That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? 1660 01:11:48,787 --> 01:11:50,119 Where are you? 1661 01:11:50,121 --> 01:11:52,355 Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. 1662 01:11:52,357 --> 01:11:54,692 All right, Leon, where's... 1663 01:12:00,632 --> 01:12:02,664 And you got your bloody footprints 1664 01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:04,467 all over Leon's murder scene. 1665 01:12:04,469 --> 01:12:06,970 And I'm on surveillance footage at the Sizzle Room. 1666 01:12:06,972 --> 01:12:09,272 McHENRY: Tedjo's distribution center, you mean. 1667 01:12:09,274 --> 01:12:10,907 But then you got greedy... 1668 01:12:10,909 --> 01:12:14,042 and you got yourself killed in a shoot-out during a drop. 1669 01:12:14,044 --> 01:12:15,846 In fact, it happened right over there. 1670 01:12:17,648 --> 01:12:19,048 This whole drop's a setup? 1671 01:12:19,050 --> 01:12:21,251 McHENRY: No, the drop's happening tonight. 1672 01:12:21,253 --> 01:12:24,754 And next week, now that the feds aren't up our ass. 1673 01:12:24,756 --> 01:12:27,524 And you tipped off Tedjo. 1674 01:12:27,526 --> 01:12:30,326 And you got Morris killed, you rat! 1675 01:12:30,328 --> 01:12:33,129 They were supposed to be gone before you guys arrived. 1676 01:12:33,131 --> 01:12:34,532 Like I said, Vic... 1677 01:12:34,534 --> 01:12:36,267 Morris wasn't your fault. 1678 01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:38,568 Wish you were the kind of guy that could have cashed in too. 1679 01:12:38,570 --> 01:12:39,768 Hold on, now. Just wait. 1680 01:12:48,247 --> 01:12:49,845 Silent but deadly. 1681 01:12:49,847 --> 01:12:51,781 What the hell are you talking... 1682 01:12:53,818 --> 01:12:56,320 Yes! 1683 01:12:56,322 --> 01:12:57,921 - I'm sorry. - Yes! 1684 01:12:57,923 --> 01:13:00,324 - So sorry! Oh, God! - Stu! 1685 01:13:00,326 --> 01:13:02,992 Vic! Vic! 1686 01:13:02,994 --> 01:13:04,595 Yes! Yes! 1687 01:13:04,597 --> 01:13:05,663 Let's go! 1688 01:13:05,665 --> 01:13:06,863 Go! Go! 1689 01:13:06,865 --> 01:13:08,199 I just hit someone with my car! 1690 01:13:08,201 --> 01:13:09,200 She'll live. 1691 01:13:09,202 --> 01:13:11,101 - You hit a crooked cop. - That was a cop? 1692 01:13:11,103 --> 01:13:12,469 Oh, my God. Are you the bad guy? 1693 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:13,703 I'm not the bad guy. 1694 01:13:13,705 --> 01:13:14,906 Come on! 1695 01:13:17,042 --> 01:13:18,708 Don't let him out of here! 1696 01:13:18,710 --> 01:13:19,842 I'm a henchman. 1697 01:13:19,844 --> 01:13:21,612 I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. 1698 01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,013 You Stockholm-syndromed me. 1699 01:13:23,015 --> 01:13:24,148 - That's not cool. - You saved my ass. 1700 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:25,848 You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. 1701 01:13:25,850 --> 01:13:27,551 - Don't talk about my balls. - It's me and you. 1702 01:13:27,553 --> 01:13:28,619 Leave my balls out of it. 1703 01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:30,254 We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. 1704 01:13:30,256 --> 01:13:31,222 Very funny. 1705 01:13:31,224 --> 01:13:32,923 I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. 1706 01:13:32,925 --> 01:13:35,459 I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. 1707 01:13:35,461 --> 01:13:36,695 - Stu, turn around! - No! Let go! 1708 01:13:36,697 --> 01:13:37,794 - Let go! - God damn it... 1709 01:13:37,796 --> 01:13:39,195 Stu, turn around! 1710 01:13:39,197 --> 01:13:40,497 This is my car! 1711 01:13:43,835 --> 01:13:45,302 Fuck, this is a lease! 1712 01:13:45,304 --> 01:13:46,537 Will you quit bitching? 1713 01:13:46,539 --> 01:13:48,138 Now, punch it! 1714 01:13:48,140 --> 01:13:49,409 You know what? 1715 01:13:51,410 --> 01:13:52,775 Yeah! 1716 01:13:52,777 --> 01:13:54,612 You're a badass! 1717 01:13:54,614 --> 01:13:55,879 - Yeah! - There she is! 1718 01:13:55,881 --> 01:13:57,014 Go, Stu, go! 1719 01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:58,882 - There she is! - Yeah! Go! 1720 01:13:58,884 --> 01:13:59,950 Get me closer! 1721 01:13:59,952 --> 01:14:01,851 What? No, I'm trying to get away! 1722 01:14:01,853 --> 01:14:04,423 - Get me closer! Get me closer! - No! No! No! 1723 01:14:06,392 --> 01:14:07,791 Oh, you're scaring me, Stu. 1724 01:14:07,793 --> 01:14:09,093 And I love it! 1725 01:14:09,095 --> 01:14:11,296 I spent my time driving assholes like you around. 1726 01:14:11,298 --> 01:14:12,464 Got pretty good at it. 1727 01:14:12,466 --> 01:14:13,398 And I love Styx! 1728 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,965 You had me pegged from the start, dude. 1729 01:14:14,967 --> 01:14:16,333 I'm gonna turn it up. 1730 01:14:16,335 --> 01:14:17,401 Here we go! 1731 01:14:23,610 --> 01:14:24,775 Come on! 1732 01:14:36,523 --> 01:14:37,621 Come on, come on, come on. 1733 01:14:37,623 --> 01:14:38,858 September 1st. 1734 01:14:40,826 --> 01:14:42,059 Stu's the driver? 1735 01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:43,695 "Ride still in progress"? 1736 01:14:43,697 --> 01:14:44,862 I got an idea! 1737 01:14:44,864 --> 01:14:46,864 I'm gonna throw this propane tank at them. 1738 01:14:46,866 --> 01:14:48,466 You shoot it. It'll blow up their car! 1739 01:14:48,468 --> 01:14:49,833 This isn't freakin' Jaws! 1740 01:14:49,835 --> 01:14:52,338 Exactly! Just like Jaws. It's gonna work. Ready? 1741 01:14:54,708 --> 01:14:56,408 One, two... 1742 01:14:56,410 --> 01:14:57,511 go! 1743 01:15:05,719 --> 01:15:06,917 Okay, they were bad men. 1744 01:15:06,919 --> 01:15:08,153 They made bad choices... 1745 01:15:08,155 --> 01:15:09,856 and it was their fault, not mine. 1746 01:15:10,657 --> 01:15:11,892 Faster! 1747 01:15:20,233 --> 01:15:21,099 Hey! 1748 01:15:21,101 --> 01:15:23,503 Hey! Hey, I can see! I can see! 1749 01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:28,740 Come on, come on! Faster! 1750 01:15:37,883 --> 01:15:41,219 - You got 'em! Yes! - I got 'em! Got 'em! Yes! 1751 01:15:41,221 --> 01:15:42,354 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1752 01:15:42,356 --> 01:15:43,756 Low battery charge. 1753 01:15:43,758 --> 01:15:44,889 - Damn. - Press button to check. 1754 01:15:44,891 --> 01:15:46,594 - No, no, no! - I got 'em. 1755 01:15:48,563 --> 01:15:50,894 - What's that beeping? - No! Please, please, please. 1756 01:15:50,896 --> 01:15:52,097 - What's that beeping? - Come on, come on. 1757 01:15:52,099 --> 01:15:56,000 Come on, come on, come on. 1758 01:15:56,002 --> 01:15:57,503 What the hell's going on? 1759 01:15:57,505 --> 01:15:59,206 We're out of juice. 1760 01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:01,740 Well, switch to gas! 1761 01:16:01,742 --> 01:16:04,476 There's no gas! It's an electric car! 1762 01:16:04,478 --> 01:16:09,314 You got an electric car that doesn't use gas? 1763 01:16:09,316 --> 01:16:11,983 Everybody who buys an electric car 1764 01:16:11,985 --> 01:16:13,185 has a car that doesn't use gas. 1765 01:16:13,187 --> 01:16:15,053 That's what an electric car is. 1766 01:16:15,055 --> 01:16:16,254 Well, that shit attitude is not 1767 01:16:16,256 --> 01:16:17,723 gonna help us out of this situation. 1768 01:16:17,725 --> 01:16:19,023 No attitude will help. 1769 01:16:19,025 --> 01:16:20,526 Oh, no! 1770 01:16:20,528 --> 01:16:22,261 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 1771 01:16:23,331 --> 01:16:24,630 All right, I'm taking out his tires. 1772 01:16:24,632 --> 01:16:25,632 Okay. 1773 01:16:30,170 --> 01:16:31,672 - Shit! That never works. - Shit. 1774 01:16:52,794 --> 01:16:54,529 Oh, my God! 1775 01:16:55,096 --> 01:16:55,960 Vic! 1776 01:16:55,962 --> 01:16:57,831 Vic, you okay? 1777 01:16:57,833 --> 01:17:00,299 You should have worn a seatbelt. Oh, God. 1778 01:17:00,301 --> 01:17:01,267 Really? Now? 1779 01:17:01,269 --> 01:17:02,601 Sorry. I'll bring it up later. 1780 01:17:02,603 --> 01:17:04,037 Shit. 1781 01:17:07,675 --> 01:17:09,241 We'll go up there. 1782 01:17:15,683 --> 01:17:16,684 Watch it. 1783 01:17:21,556 --> 01:17:22,591 I'm blind again! 1784 01:17:25,526 --> 01:17:26,892 Give me your phone. 1785 01:17:26,894 --> 01:17:28,262 It must have fallen out in the crash. 1786 01:17:31,499 --> 01:17:32,699 All right. 1787 01:17:32,701 --> 01:17:34,001 Come on, hurry! 1788 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:40,408 Go, go! 1789 01:17:42,945 --> 01:17:44,811 I got this. 1790 01:17:44,813 --> 01:17:49,082 Hello, operator? We need help. Someone's trying to murder us! 1791 01:17:49,084 --> 01:17:50,416 Hello, operator? We need help. 1792 01:17:50,418 --> 01:17:53,720 Someone's trying to murder us! Shit. 1793 01:17:53,722 --> 01:17:55,054 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1794 01:17:55,056 --> 01:17:56,425 Okay, okay. 1795 01:17:57,024 --> 01:17:58,227 Come on. 1796 01:18:05,366 --> 01:18:06,666 Here. 1797 01:18:06,668 --> 01:18:08,368 Please, no. 1798 01:18:08,370 --> 01:18:09,736 No, no, no. We're the good guys. 1799 01:18:09,738 --> 01:18:11,605 He's a cop. I'm with Uber. 1800 01:18:11,607 --> 01:18:12,806 Go, go, go. 1801 01:18:12,808 --> 01:18:15,276 Get down, get down. Get down. 1802 01:18:19,381 --> 01:18:20,981 Does anyone have a phone? 1803 01:18:20,983 --> 01:18:22,082 Thank you. 1804 01:18:22,084 --> 01:18:23,416 I'm gonna call 911. 1805 01:18:23,418 --> 01:18:24,718 No! No cops. 1806 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:25,986 Right. 1807 01:18:25,988 --> 01:18:28,389 - There's no telling who else is on his payroll. - Right. 1808 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,159 Okay. We just gotta get out 1809 01:18:33,161 --> 01:18:34,394 of here and we're home free. 1810 01:18:34,396 --> 01:18:36,697 I got us an UberSUV, so we can all pile in. 1811 01:18:36,699 --> 01:18:40,333 Tariq, 4.8 stars, is gonna be here in three minutes. 1812 01:18:40,335 --> 01:18:41,635 Six minutes! 1813 01:18:41,637 --> 01:18:42,736 He took a right! 1814 01:18:42,738 --> 01:18:43,837 You're going the wrong way, Tariq! 1815 01:18:43,839 --> 01:18:45,006 What are you doing, dude? 1816 01:18:45,008 --> 01:18:47,340 Everyone, pull out your phones. 1817 01:18:47,342 --> 01:18:48,709 Call Uber. 1818 01:18:48,711 --> 01:18:49,843 Uber. Uber. 1819 01:18:49,845 --> 01:18:51,611 Ride-share. Ride-share. 1820 01:18:51,613 --> 01:18:54,249 Yeah, dude. We know what Uber is. 1821 01:18:57,754 --> 01:18:58,653 What are you doing? 1822 01:18:58,655 --> 01:19:00,454 I'm gonna Uber us out of here myself. 1823 01:19:00,456 --> 01:19:02,087 No, he's gonna be here in four minutes, dude. 1824 01:19:02,089 --> 01:19:03,155 He's on the... 1825 01:19:03,157 --> 01:19:04,925 Fuck, he took another right! 1826 01:19:04,927 --> 01:19:07,663 How does he have 4.8 stars? 1827 01:19:13,068 --> 01:19:14,536 Huh? 1828 01:19:26,248 --> 01:19:27,783 Who parked a boat here? 1829 01:19:32,454 --> 01:19:33,320 Come on! 1830 01:19:33,322 --> 01:19:34,922 Come on, we gotta go! Let's go. 1831 01:19:41,597 --> 01:19:42,599 Hey! 1832 01:19:43,365 --> 01:19:45,733 - Fuck! - Damn. 1833 01:19:45,735 --> 01:19:47,635 Wait. 1834 01:19:47,637 --> 01:19:49,235 Wait. 1835 01:19:49,237 --> 01:19:50,905 He has nothing to do with this. 1836 01:19:50,907 --> 01:19:52,974 All right? Just let him go. 1837 01:19:52,976 --> 01:19:55,175 He's a good man. I forced him to be here. 1838 01:19:55,177 --> 01:19:56,711 He's done nothing to you. 1839 01:19:58,915 --> 01:20:00,082 What the fuck? 1840 01:20:00,084 --> 01:20:01,683 I was going for his face. 1841 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:10,291 That's the feds. 1842 01:20:10,293 --> 01:20:12,393 It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down. 1843 01:20:12,395 --> 01:20:14,028 Yeah, we called Agent Tariq. 1844 01:20:14,030 --> 01:20:16,599 One of the top agents. Five stars. 1845 01:20:17,433 --> 01:20:19,300 He brought his undercover crew with him. 1846 01:20:19,302 --> 01:20:22,770 Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops. 1847 01:20:22,772 --> 01:20:25,806 Los Angeles as well. 1848 01:20:25,808 --> 01:20:28,241 Tariq, don't shoot him! Don't do it! Don't do it. 1849 01:20:28,243 --> 01:20:29,510 - Don't shoot! - Don't do it! 1850 01:20:29,512 --> 01:20:32,446 You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time? 1851 01:20:32,448 --> 01:20:33,681 So uncool! 1852 01:20:33,683 --> 01:20:35,218 God damn it. 1853 01:20:38,554 --> 01:20:40,456 We're fucked. 1854 01:20:48,197 --> 01:20:49,397 - Vic? - Stu! 1855 01:20:49,399 --> 01:20:50,765 - Vic? - Get the gun! 1856 01:20:50,767 --> 01:20:52,299 Grab the gun! 1857 01:20:52,301 --> 01:20:54,301 Watch out for his fists! 1858 01:20:57,908 --> 01:20:59,710 Stu, get the gun! 1859 01:21:03,713 --> 01:21:05,179 Stop! Stop it! 1860 01:21:05,181 --> 01:21:06,449 I'm gonna shoot you! 1861 01:21:06,917 --> 01:21:07,918 Stop! 1862 01:21:09,887 --> 01:21:11,855 Stop it! Stop! 1863 01:21:14,158 --> 01:21:16,190 Stu, take the shot! Shoot! 1864 01:21:16,192 --> 01:21:18,225 - Just defeat him! - Come on! 1865 01:21:19,830 --> 01:21:20,831 He's so little! 1866 01:21:27,403 --> 01:21:29,640 - Stop it! - Stu! 1867 01:21:29,873 --> 01:21:30,874 Stu! 1868 01:21:32,308 --> 01:21:33,909 Take the shot, Stu! 1869 01:21:33,911 --> 01:21:35,877 - Shoot! - Come on! 1870 01:21:39,382 --> 01:21:41,149 Stu, take the shot! 1871 01:21:57,035 --> 01:21:58,635 Back away from my dad! 1872 01:21:59,703 --> 01:22:01,772 - Nicole? - Back away from him! 1873 01:22:03,239 --> 01:22:05,040 Back away! 1874 01:22:05,042 --> 01:22:06,541 Yes! 1875 01:22:06,543 --> 01:22:08,412 Dad, come on. Get up, get up! 1876 01:22:09,214 --> 01:22:11,013 Watch out. Watch out! 1877 01:22:11,015 --> 01:22:13,014 Let him go. Let him go. 1878 01:22:14,118 --> 01:22:15,719 No! No! 1879 01:22:18,956 --> 01:22:20,555 No. 1880 01:22:20,557 --> 01:22:23,460 I'm going to take everything from you. 1881 01:22:25,729 --> 01:22:26,730 No. 1882 01:22:40,644 --> 01:22:43,311 I will kill you... 1883 01:22:43,313 --> 01:22:44,947 if you touch my daughter! 1884 01:22:44,949 --> 01:22:46,849 Dad, stop! 1885 01:22:46,851 --> 01:22:47,852 Dad, don't! 1886 01:22:49,254 --> 01:22:51,220 Dad, fucking stop! 1887 01:22:54,259 --> 01:22:56,659 Dad, it's over. 1888 01:22:56,661 --> 01:22:57,593 That's it. 1889 01:22:57,595 --> 01:22:59,195 - Get down! - Don't move! 1890 01:22:59,197 --> 01:23:00,264 Stay down. 1891 01:23:04,002 --> 01:23:05,067 Come on, Dad. 1892 01:23:05,069 --> 01:23:06,401 On your stomach! 1893 01:23:06,403 --> 01:23:08,437 On your stomach! Roll over! 1894 01:23:08,439 --> 01:23:09,939 Roll over. 1895 01:23:09,941 --> 01:23:11,774 On your stomach, now! 1896 01:23:11,776 --> 01:23:13,978 - Hands to your side. - Cuff him. 1897 01:23:17,314 --> 01:23:18,446 Are you all right? 1898 01:23:18,448 --> 01:23:19,916 I got shot. 1899 01:23:19,918 --> 01:23:23,619 I got shot right where the blood is coming from. 1900 01:23:23,621 --> 01:23:25,890 Gonna send a helicopter to you. 1901 01:23:33,031 --> 01:23:35,400 No! 1902 01:23:35,935 --> 01:23:37,632 It was a lease! 1903 01:23:37,634 --> 01:23:42,238 There's no gasoline! How would it catch fire? 1904 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:44,042 The propane! 1905 01:23:52,250 --> 01:23:54,951 - Hey. - Hey, hey, kid. 1906 01:23:54,953 --> 01:23:57,420 - How you feeling? - I can see. 1907 01:23:57,422 --> 01:23:58,989 Well, that's good. 1908 01:23:58,991 --> 01:24:01,389 - You look great. - Thanks. 1909 01:24:01,391 --> 01:24:03,595 I look like I've been up all night. 1910 01:24:03,962 --> 01:24:05,130 Hey. 1911 01:24:06,397 --> 01:24:07,866 I'm really sorry. 1912 01:24:09,134 --> 01:24:10,868 It's okay. 1913 01:24:10,870 --> 01:24:12,471 No, it's not. 1914 01:24:13,705 --> 01:24:17,840 I'm gonna be better, okay? I promise. 1915 01:24:17,842 --> 01:24:20,445 We'll both be better, how about that? 1916 01:24:22,648 --> 01:24:24,214 Thank you for taking care of him. 1917 01:24:24,216 --> 01:24:25,815 I didn't want to. 1918 01:24:25,817 --> 01:24:27,683 He made me. 1919 01:24:27,685 --> 01:24:30,586 And for literally taking a bullet for me. 1920 01:24:30,588 --> 01:24:32,858 Yeah, I guess that was pretty heroic, huh? 1921 01:24:33,525 --> 01:24:35,392 If I do get a medal, 1922 01:24:35,394 --> 01:24:37,426 I'm gonna donate it to an orphanage. 1923 01:24:37,428 --> 01:24:39,629 Just to inspire those little shits. 1924 01:24:39,631 --> 01:24:41,798 We recovered your phones from the wreckage. 1925 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:42,902 Yes! 1926 01:24:43,302 --> 01:24:44,501 Thank you. 1927 01:24:44,503 --> 01:24:46,103 Thank you. 1928 01:24:46,105 --> 01:24:47,905 - Good job. - Thanks. 1929 01:24:47,907 --> 01:24:48,907 Thank you. 1930 01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:56,246 Surge pricing, baby! 1931 01:24:58,285 --> 01:25:01,051 Mother frigger. 1932 01:25:01,053 --> 01:25:02,685 No tip? 1933 01:25:02,687 --> 01:25:04,955 That's an interesting choice. 1934 01:25:13,365 --> 01:25:14,867 Five stars. 1935 01:25:16,434 --> 01:25:18,103 Thank you. 1936 01:25:18,837 --> 01:25:20,204 Uh... 1937 01:25:20,206 --> 01:25:23,740 So, I didn't think you were gonna give me five stars... 1938 01:25:23,742 --> 01:25:26,777 so I already rated you three stars. 1939 01:25:26,779 --> 01:25:30,981 But given the circumstances, I feel that's very generous. 1940 01:25:30,983 --> 01:25:32,152 Hey. 1941 01:25:34,988 --> 01:25:37,020 Thank you. 1942 01:25:37,022 --> 01:25:38,691 For saving her. 1943 01:25:43,964 --> 01:25:45,129 Thank you. 1944 01:25:58,244 --> 01:26:00,777 Do you need a tissue for those tears? 1945 01:26:00,779 --> 01:26:02,479 No, that's... 1946 01:26:02,481 --> 01:26:04,717 There must be some hot sauce in your hair. 1947 01:26:05,818 --> 01:26:06,985 Must be. 1948 01:26:06,987 --> 01:26:10,221 You think about that Nick Lachey-looking fuck... 1949 01:26:10,223 --> 01:26:11,489 who betrayed you. 1950 01:26:11,491 --> 01:26:13,523 I know who he is. Kevin. 1951 01:26:13,525 --> 01:26:16,060 Accountant. Worthless. Put it on the bike. 1952 01:26:16,062 --> 01:26:20,298 On top of that hill is frose, six Midol, and alimony! 1953 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:23,469 You get half of... 1954 01:26:44,557 --> 01:26:46,891 - Hey. Here. - Hey, Howard. Thank you. 1955 01:26:46,893 --> 01:26:48,595 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1956 01:26:49,628 --> 01:26:54,034 Hey, get up here. Look at that. Look at that. 1957 01:26:54,567 --> 01:26:57,003 All right, buddy. 1958 01:26:57,837 --> 01:27:01,939 Come on. Let's go see Nicole. 1959 01:27:01,941 --> 01:27:04,677 Let's go see Nicole. Come on. 1960 01:27:11,185 --> 01:27:12,550 - Hey. Merry Christmas. - Hey. 1961 01:27:16,256 --> 01:27:17,121 Hey. 1962 01:27:17,123 --> 01:27:18,725 Oh, yeah, we're dating now. 1963 01:27:19,859 --> 01:27:21,295 Surprise. 1964 01:27:23,030 --> 01:27:25,063 We were debating when to tell you, but... 1965 01:27:25,065 --> 01:27:27,167 - Christmas felt right. - Mmm-hmm. 1966 01:27:28,502 --> 01:27:30,034 You all right? 1967 01:27:30,036 --> 01:27:32,106 This is your night in the desert. 1968 01:27:32,506 --> 01:27:34,106 Come on, bud. 1969 01:27:34,108 --> 01:27:35,709 Come on, buddy. 1970 01:27:49,578 --> 01:27:54,578 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 135049