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SHERRIFF LANGSTON.
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HI DADDY, IT'S KARA.
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HI PUMPKIN.
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YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME
THAT IN A LONG TIME.
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I REMEMBER WHEN YOU
USED TO CALL ME THAT.
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WELL IT DOESN'T FEEL
LIKE A LONG TIME TO ME.
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DADDY, CAN YOU COME
OVER FOR CHRISTMAS?
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I WISH I COULD SWEETHEART.
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BUT YOUR MOM AND ME...
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(DIANE) KARA!
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I HEAR YOU ON THE
PHONE IN THERE!
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GO TO SLEEP.
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(KARA) SHE'S
DRIVING ME INSANE!
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HONEY, YOUR MOM,
SHE LOVES YOU OKAY?
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SHE'S GOT A VERY, VERY
DIFFICULT JOB TO DO, AND NOT
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EVERYTHING WAS HER FAULT.
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I DID A LOT OF THINGS
WRONG TOO, OKAY?
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BUT JUST REMEMBER THAT
SHE DOES LOVE YOU.
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CAN I CALL YOU TOMORROW?
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I WOULD LIKE THAT.
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GOOD NIGHT DAD.
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GOOD NIGHT SWEETHEART.
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WHY HELLO, KARA.
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WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
HERE IN A LONG TIME.
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WHERE AM I?
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WHY, THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE.
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SANTA'S HOUSE.
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BUT WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING HERE?
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I THINK I'M DREAMING.
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YOU ARE.
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BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
DREAMS AREN'T REAL.
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HEY, WANT TO TALK TO SANTA?
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I DON'T BELIEVE
IN SANTA ANYMORE.
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I'M TOO OLD.
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THIS IS YOUR DREAM.
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HELLO KARA.
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL
ME WHY YOU'RE HERE.
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OH.
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OH, THAT IS A TALL ORDER.
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AND SO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS.
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OH, I'M VERY BUSY ALREADY.
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SO YOU CAN'T DO IT?
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OH, NO.
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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HELLO SHAUN.
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NOT THINKING ABOUT
RUNNING, ARE YOU?
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NO SIR.
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I IMAGINE THAT'S YOU UNDER
THAT MASK, ISN'T IT EVAN?
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YES SIR.
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WELL BOYS, I GUESS WE'D BETTER
HEAD ON DOWN TOWN, HAVE A
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LITTLE TALK WITH THE SHERIFF.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU
PICKED ME TO STAY HERE.
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OR HOW MUCH LONGER YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE ME STAY.
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BUT I KNOW YOU'RE TAKING
GOOD CARE OF MY EMMA.
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AND I DID SOME FOOLISH
THINGS WHEN I WAS YOUNG.
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EVEN SOME BAD THINGS,
AND I AM SORRY FOR IT.
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BUT I JUST HOPE I'VE DONE
ENOUGH GOOD SO THAT I CAN SEE
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HER AGAIN.
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SO, IF I'VE GOT A MONTH OR
TWO, OR EVEN FIVE OR
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TEN YEARS.
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YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT
ME TO DO, LORD,
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AND I'LL DO IT.
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WELL, WELL, WELL.
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HERE FOR THE SHOW, MR. HAROLD?
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WHAT SHOW IS THAT?
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THE CHRISTMAS
PAGEANT, OF COURSE?
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IS THAT TONIGHT?
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YEAH, IT'S TO...
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WELL, YEAH.
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YOU'RE TEASING ME AGAIN.
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I GET IT.
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JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN.
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YEAH, I'LL BE AT THE SHOW.
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GOOD.
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BUT RIGHT NOW I
JUST WANT TO TALK.
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OH, OH SURE.
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YEAH, I'M, I'M ALWAYS
AVAILABLE TO CHAT.
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WHAT WOULD YOU, UH, WHAT
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
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WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN?
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1968, WHY?
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HM, 1968.
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I REMEMBER IT LIKE
IT WAS LAST WEEK.
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ME AND MY BOY DROVE OVER
TO DETROIT AND SAT IN TIGER
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STADIUM.
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THE OLD TIGER STADIUM, AND
WATCHED THEM WIN THE
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WORLD SERIES.
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WOW.
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MY SON CAN'T MAKE IT
FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR.
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1968!
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YEP.
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LOOK, WELL, NO DISRESPECT
PASTOR, BUT YOU'RE JUST A BOY.
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OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO AND, UH, GET
YOUR SHEEP OR YOUR ANGEL WINGS
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OR...
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PRACTICE YOUR SONGS.
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I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND HAVE A
CONVERSATION WITH ANOTHER
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OLD MAN.
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ALRIGHT.
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SEE YOU TONIGHT, MR. HAROLD.
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HE'LL BE THERE
WHEN HE GETS THERE.
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HE'LL BE THERE
WHEN HE GETS THERE!
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ALRIGHT.
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I SEE TWEEDLEDEE IS BACK.
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WHO'S TWEEDLEDUM?
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LOSE THE MASK, EVAN.
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE?
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SHAUN, HOW'S YOUR MOM?
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FINE.
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MM?
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HOW'S SHE GOING TO FEEL
ABOUT COMING DOWN HERE TO THE
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STATION TO PICK YOU UP.
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LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY.
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YEAH?
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WELL SORRY AIN'T GONNA CUT IT.
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WOAH, TOM. EASY.
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I SAY WE LOCK 'EM UP.
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NOTHING MORE FUN THAN SPENDING
CHRISTMAS IN JAIL, HUH BOYS?
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IT WAS JUST EGGS!
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JUST EGGS?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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YOU GOT LITTERING, VANDALISM,
DESTRUCTION OF
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PUBLIC PROPERTY.
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I THINK YOU MIGHT'VE
BROKEN A FIREMAN ORDINANCE!
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S ABOUT 30 DAYS
IN THE SLAMMER FOR YOU GUYS.
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PLUS YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO
GET KICKED OFF THE
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BASKETBALL TEAM.
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PLEASE, I'M REALLY SORRY!
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I...
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!
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YEAH, ME TOO SHERIFF LANGSTON.
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LOOK, PLEASE DON'T
LOCK US UP, ALRIGHT?
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MY DAD JUST LOST HIS JOB AND
MY PAPER ROUTE IS THE ONLY
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MONEY WE HAVE
COMING IN RIGHT NOW.
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JUST, JUST PLEASE.
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WELL, LOOK, IT'S NOT REALLY
UP TO ME ANYMORE, GUYS.
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YEAH, I'M GOING TO THE
BIG CITY NEXT WEEK.
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TOM'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO
BE IN CHARGE, SO TOM'S GOING
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TO BE THE ONE
MAKING THE CALLS.
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I DO?
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I MEAN.
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YEAH, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT.
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I DO.
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PLUS, THESE ARE SOME PRETTY
SERIOUS OFFENSES BOYS.
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ALRIGHT GUYS, PUT YOUR HANDS
OVER YOUR HEAD, LET'S MOVE IT
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TO THE CAGE.
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NO, WAIT ONE SECOND TOM.
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OBVIOUSLY YOU BOTH KNOW WHERE
MR. HAROLD LIVES, RIGHT?
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FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO
DO IS YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO
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MR. HAROLD'S HOUSE AND YOU'RE
GOING TO CLEAN THE OUTSIDE OF
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HIS HOUSE.
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GET THOSE EGGS OFF COMPLETELY.
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NOW MR. HAROLD, HE'S
KIND OF AN OLD GUY NOW.
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HE HAS TROUBLE
SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK.
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I WANT YOU TWO TO MAKE SURE
THAT MR. HAROLD'S SIDEWALK IS
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CLEAR OF SNOW FOR
THE ENTIRE WINTER.
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IF TOM DRIVES BY ONE TIME
AND SEES SOME SNOW ON THAT
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SIDEWALK, CONSIDER YOUR PAROLE
REVOKED AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
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PAROLE?
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PAROLE!
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Y-YES SIR.
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THANK YOU SIR.
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HOPE YOU BOYS KNOW EXACTLY
HOW GENEROUS THIS OFFER IS.
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W-WE DO.
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SIR.
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Y-YEAH, WE DO SIR.
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YES SIR, THANK YOU SIR.
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I THINK I SAW SOME SNOW
ON HIS SIDEWALK TODAY.
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NOW GO ON!
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HUSTLE!
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WELL, ANOTHER MAJOR CASE
CRACKED HERE IN ROCKFORD.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO MISS
IT WHEN YOU LEAVE FOR THE BIG
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CITY, RICK.
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EH, NOT LIKELY.
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A COUPLE OF HARDENED CRIMINALS
OFF THE STREETS AND ONTO THE
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SIDEWALK.
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LET'S GO TELL THEIR PARENTS.
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AW, COME ON.
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I MEAN IT'S UP TO YOU,
BUT, THEY'RE GOOD KIDS.
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THEY'RE JUST BORED
HERE IN ROCKFORD.
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THEY NEED SOMETHING
PRODUCTIVE TO DO.
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WELL THEY GOT THAT NOW.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO GET
BACK OUT ON PATROL?
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OH, COME ON SHERIFF.
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IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE.
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YOU KNOW THE HEATER'S
NOT WORKING IN MY CAR.
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BESIDES, THERE'S NO
CRIME HERE ANYWAY.
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YOU'RE THE BOSS.
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NOT 'TIL NEXT WEEK.
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I THOUGHT I TOLD
YOU TO GO AWAY.
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I STOLE THE STATUE OF THE BABY
JESUS FROM THE N-NATIVITY SCENE
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FROM THE CHURCH.
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AND EARLIER, I CAME
IN TO TURN MYSELF IN.
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BUT SHIRLEY
WOULDN'T LOCK ME UP!
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CAN'T HAVE YOU STEALING
FROM THE CHURCH RAINER.
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IN YOU GO.
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TOM, GATHER UP THE EVIDENCE.
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I-I-IT'S THE ONLY
REPLACEMENT I COULD FIND.
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WHO IN THE HECK WOULD
STEAL THE BABY JESUS?
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YEAH, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE LANGUAGE.
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FORGIVE ME.
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WELL DO YOU HAVE ANY
SWADDLING CLOTHES?
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YEAH, THE CLOTHES THAT
A BABY SWADDLES IN.
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I DON'T...
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FINE.
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YEP, I'LL, I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
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DANG IT.
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SORRY, YEAH,
SORRY, FORGIVE ME.
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SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
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THIS HAS GOT TO
BE BLASPHEMOUS.
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THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
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AWW YEAH, LOOK AT THAT.
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THAT'S A GOOD BOY!
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SHIRLEY, I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T LIKE DOGS.
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I DON'T LIKE DOGS.
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AND WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE
WE LOCKING RAINER UP FOR?
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THAT OLD DRUNK IS JUST LOOKING
FOR A WARM BED AND A HOT MEAL.
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SHIRLEY, HE STOLE
THE BABY JESUS.
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THEN HE CAN GO PUT IT BACK!
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SHIRLEY, HEH.
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HE'S LUCKY I DIDN'T SLAP HIM.
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OH, YOU'RE REAL TOUGH
WHEN I'M IN HANDCUFFS.
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YOU AIN'T IN HANDCUFFS
YOU OLD FOOL!
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CAN I SLAP HIM?
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NO, YOU CAN'T
SLAP HIM SHIRLEY.
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(RAINER) POLICE BRUTALITY!
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OH, I'LL SHOW YOU
SOME POLICE BRUTALITY.
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OH YEAH.
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SHIRLEY, ANY MESSAGES
FOR ME TODAY?
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NO MESSAGES FROM YOUR BIG
NEW JOB IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
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ASKING.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING,
BUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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AND YOUR EX-WIFE CALLED.
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WELL WHAT'D SHE SAY?
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IS SHE GOING TO BRING
KARA BY TOMORROW?
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SHE SAID, AND I QUOTE, "I GOT
CUSTODY THIS CHRISTMAS, SO HE
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CAN TAKE HIS THOUGHTS OF
VISITATION AND HIS STUPID NEW
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00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,684
JOB AND CRAM 'EM UP
HIS TIGHT LITTLE..."
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OKAY, I GET THE GIST OF IT.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,956
SORRY.
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WHATEVER.
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00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,326
THAT'S JUST NOT
RIGHT, SHERIFF.
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00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:59,099
IN FACT, IT'S SO WRONG, I
THINK YOU OUGHT TO ARREST HER.
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00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,435
OUT OF MY JURISDICTION,
OR I JUST MIGHT.
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00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,370
THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
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00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,038
I HATE CHRISTMAS ANYWAY.
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00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,975
IT'S JUST A FABRICATED HOLIDAY
SO THEY CAN SELL A BUNCH OF
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GARBAGE TO PEOPLE WHO
DON'T REALLY NEED IT.
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00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,181
DON'T LET THAT EVIL
WOMAN GET TO YOU.
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00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:18,551
CHRISTMAS IS A CELEBRATION OF
ALL THAT'S GOOD IN THE WORLD.
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I AGREE.
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00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,521
HUSH UP!
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OOH!
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00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,030
HEY SHIRLEY, DID YOU FIND THAT
COMMANDO DUTCH ACTION FIGURE
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FOR ME?
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00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,532
(VOICE ON TV) WHEREVER THE
ACTION IS THE HOTTEST, THAT'S
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WHERE YOU'LL FIND
HIM: COMMANDO DUTCH!
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00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,571
HE'S GOT WOODEN SHOES AND
HE'S BRINGING THE BAD NEWS.
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00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,674
YES, I GET MY COMMANDO
DUTCH THIS YEAR, SYLVIA.
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SANTA'LL BRING ME TWO OF THEM.
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00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,580
WITH MUSCLES LIKE THAT, MAYBE
I'LL ASK SANTA TO BRING ME TWO
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OF THEM.
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00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,085
(SHIRLEY) I LOOKED
EVERY PLACE.
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00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,653
NOBODY HAS ANY LEFT!
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00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,723
IT'S THE HOTTEST
TOY THIS CHRISTMAS!
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00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,992
THEY ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT ME
FOR THINKING THAT I COULD GET
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ONE ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
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00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,062
THEY'VE BEEN SOLD
OUT FOR MONTHS!
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WHY DIDN'T I READ
CHRISTOPHER'S LETTER SOONER...
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00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,133
LISTEN TO THIS.
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00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,001
THIS...
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00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:14,607
"DEAR SANTA, ALL I WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS IS COMMANDO DUTCH.
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P.S. PLEASE BRING
TWO IF YOU CAN.
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00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,214
I'VE BEEN A VERY
GOOD BOY THIS YEAR."
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00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,449
THAT'S GREAT.
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00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,551
I GET TO GO HOME
AND BREAK HIS HEART.
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00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,752
AH, DON'T WORRY.
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00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,055
I'M SURE HE'S GOING TO ENJOY
ALL THE OTHER GIFTS THAT YOU
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00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,556
BOUGHT FOR HIM.
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00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,225
YEAH, HAVE YOU MET MY SON?
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00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,360
YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
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00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,762
IT'S COMMANDO
DUTCH OR NOTHING.
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00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,996
I TRIED TO GET IT!
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00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:41,368
DON'T BLAME ME THAT YOU WAITED
UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE TO SHOP.
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00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,803
I'M NOT BLAMING YOU SHIRLEY.
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00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,138
WILL YOU HOLD IT DOWN?
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00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,539
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
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00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,642
YOU DON'T KNOW, L-LISTEN, IF
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR YOU...
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00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,910
WHAT?
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00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,312
KEEP ON FLAPPING IN THERE AND
I'M GOING TO COME IN THERE...
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00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,580
KIDS, KIDS!
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00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,648
AND IN A MINUTE,
TO THE MOON RAINER!
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00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,150
KIDS, KIDS!
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00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,419
I'M GOING TO SQUASH
YOU INTO SUMMER TIME!
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00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,321
PLEASE!
298
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,395
SHIRLEY, HOW'D YOUR
TOY DRIVE GO THIS YEAR?
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00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:14,634
WELL, WE ONLY REACHED ABOUT HALF
OUR GOAL, BUT IT'S STILL GOOD.
300
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,769
REACHING THAT GOAL WAS MY
CHRISTMAS WISH FOR THOSE
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00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:20,207
CHILDREN, BUT WE'LL
GET IT NEXT YEAR.
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00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,344
ALRIGHT, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
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00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,614
TOM, SHIRLEY,
YOU GUYS GO HOME.
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00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,649
SHIRLEY, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND,
PLEASE DROP BABY JESUS BACK
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00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,520
OFF AT THE CHURCH FOR ME?
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00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,223
I AIN'T GOT TIME TO DROP
THAT OFF AT THE CHURCH!
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00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,392
I GOTTA GO HOME AND GET
DRESSED, AND THEN I'M OFF TO
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00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,493
CH...
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00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,329
CHURCH.
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FINE.
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00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,298
I'LL TAKE IT BACK.
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00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,100
YOU HEAR THAT OLD MAN?
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00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,435
I'M COVERING YOUR BEHIND!
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00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,603
I LOVE YOU SHIRLEY.
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00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,206
YOU HUSH UP, YOU OLD FOOL.
316
00:17:56,676 --> 00:18:00,880
HEY, I OVERHEARD WHAT YOUR
EX SAID ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER.
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00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,149
I'M SORRY.
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00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,816
EH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
319
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,051
NO, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
320
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,255
A FATHER OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO
SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH HIS KID.
321
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,624
DIANE IS A COLD-HEARTED WOMAN.
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00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,128
GAVE YOU A GREAT
DAUGHTER THOUGH.
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00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,130
YEAH, SHE DID.
324
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,298
PRETTY GIRL TOO.
325
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,367
YOU KNOW, ON THE RIDE OVER
HERE, I HEARD EVAN AND SHAUN
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00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,568
TALKING ABOUT HERE.
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00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,137
SEE TOM, THAT'S
WHY I HAVE A GUN.
328
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,443
THERE'S NO NEED TO
BE ALONE TONIGHT.
329
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,611
I'M HAVING MY LITTLE
CHRISTMAS PARTY.
330
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,812
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER?
331
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,181
NAH, I-I DON'T THINK SO.
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00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,617
COME ON, ME, YOU,
THE WIFE AND KID.
333
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,885
COUPLE FRIENDS.
334
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,287
OH, AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.
335
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,388
YOU REMEMBER HER.
336
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,457
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
BLAST, BUT I THINK I'M GONNA
337
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,525
HAVE TO PASS.
338
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,660
NO, NO.
339
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,163
PLUS, I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN
TO CHRISTOPHER WHINE ALL NIGHT
340
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,465
"DADDY, WHERE'S MY
COMMANDO DUTCH!"
341
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,268
YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO
LISTEN TO IT EITHER.
342
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,270
(RAINER) I'LL GO!
343
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,838
I LIKE HEARING KIDS WHINE.
344
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,240
I LIKE ANY KIND OF WINE.
345
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,877
OOH, HEY, MAYBE ME AND THE
MOTHER-IN-LAW WILL HIT IT OFF.
346
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,446
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE TRYING TO SLEEP.
347
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,382
YOU KNOW, SHE DOES
LIKE TO DRINK.
348
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,184
OOH, I LIKE HER ALREADY.
349
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:11,918
NO, SORRY RAINER.
350
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,420
YOU CAN'T GO.
351
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,257
YOU ARE BUSTED FOR
STEALING BABY JESUS.
352
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,191
I DIDN'T DO IT!
353
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:18,891
OH NO?
354
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,927
WHO DID.
355
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,562
I SAW SHIRLEY WITH HIM.
356
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,831
YEAH, NICE TRY.
357
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,201
ALRIGHT, I GUESS I'M GONNA
GET OUT OF HERE, BUT YOU'RE,
358
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,202
YOU'RE SURE?
359
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,002
YOU DON'T WANT TO STOP
BY FOR ONE QUICK DRINK?
360
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,340
AH, I'D JUST BRING
THE PARTY DOWN.
361
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,709
ALRIGHT BUD, WELL,
MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY.
362
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,616
I HATE CHRISTMAS.
363
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,385
I HEARD THAT.
364
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,886
SHUSH!
365
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,290
ALRIGHT, MAX OLD BUDDY.
366
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,559
LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST
YOU AND ME PARTNER.
367
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,709
I REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS.
368
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,646
KARA, HONEY, SLOW DOWN.
369
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,682
NO RUNNING IN THE HOUSE.
370
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,650
OH, KARA BE CAREFUL!
371
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,023
OH, RICK!
372
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,727
GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!
373
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,498
RICK!
374
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,936
MERRY CHRISTMAS CARE BEAR.
375
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,274
WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HER?
376
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,443
RAINER, IF YOU DON'T KEEP
QUIET IN THERE, I'M GOING TO
377
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,546
GO GET THAT BABY JESUS
STATUE AND BEAT YOU WITH IT.
378
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,780
POLICE BRUTALITY.
379
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:51,551
OR ON SECOND THOUGHT, I COULD
JUST LET YOU OUT AND PUT YOU
380
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,754
BACK OUT IN THE COLD
WINTER WONDERLAND.
381
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,757
NO NO, I, I'LL BE, I'LL
BE QUIET, I'LL BE QUIET.
382
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,861
QUIET, QUIET AS
A CHURCH MOUCE.
383
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,647
GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!
384
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,582
OH, HELP ME!
385
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,722
SHERIFF LANGSTON.
386
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,724
DADDY, IT'S KARA.
387
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,560
OH HEY SWEETHEART.
388
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,694
UH, HOW YOU DOING?
389
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:35,762
I WAS JUST UH...
390
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,466
I WAS JUST WATCHING A
VIDEO FROM CHRISTMAS PAST.
391
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,800
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
392
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,535
DADDY, ARE YOU COMING OVER?
393
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:45,037
I'VE GOT LOTS OF PRESENTS
AND THERE'S ONE FOR YOU.
394
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,740
AND I PROMISE NOT TO KNOCK
OVER THE TREE THIS YEAR!
395
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,510
HONEY, IT WOULDN'T BE
CHRISTMAS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOCK
396
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,711
OVER THE TREE.
397
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,381
BUT YOU KNOW I'M WORKING, UM,
I CAN'T MAKE IT THIS YEAR.
398
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,750
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU.
399
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,786
(DIANE) WHO'S
THAT ON THE PHONE?
400
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,753
IT'S DADDY!
401
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:01,888
(DIANE) HANG UP!
402
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,080
I'M HOME!
403
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:32,985
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
404
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,456
UGH, IT WAS MISERABLE.
405
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,857
THE HEATER WENT OUT
IN MY CAR AGAIN.
406
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,059
I WAS FREEZING ALL DAY.
407
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:45,398
WELL ANY DAY WHERE YOU DON'T
GET SHOT IS A GOOD DAY FOR ME.
408
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,166
NOT FOR ME.
409
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,102
MOM, STOP.
410
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,638
WHY?
411
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,473
HEY BUD!
412
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:54,707
HEY THERE!
413
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:55,575
DADDY!
414
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,909
YEAH?
415
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,745
I'M GETTING COMMANDER DUTCH.
416
00:22:58,778 --> 00:22:59,912
TWO OF THEM!
417
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,781
TWO OF EM, HUH?
418
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,483
SO DID YOU GET THEM?
419
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,425
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
420
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,560
I COULDN'T FIND THEM.
421
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,562
OF COURSE NOT.
422
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,064
I TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD'VE
MARRIED THE DENTIST.
423
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,599
THAT'S OKAY.
424
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,834
WE HAVE PLENTY.
425
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,537
SYLVIA, WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
426
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:28,174
OH HONEY, JUST YOUR
FATHER'S LATEST FAILURE.
427
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,075
NOTHING, BUDDY.
428
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,478
JUST DINNER.
429
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,514
WHY DON'T YOU GO HELP GRANDMA
FIX HERSELF ANOTHER DRINK?
430
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,415
DON'T CALL ME GRANDMA!
431
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,653
NOW, I HAVE AN EARLY
PRESENT FOR YOU.
432
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:44,657
IT'S SOMETHING VERY WARM THAT
YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK VERY
433
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:45,958
CUTE IN.
434
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,126
DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY NO!
435
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,360
OH, WENDY.
436
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,563
I BOUGHT ONE FOR EVERYBODY AND
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE PICTURES
437
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,599
BY THE TREE.
438
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:53,466
ALRIGHT.
439
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,502
NOW, GO GET CHANGED.
440
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,504
I HAVE HOT SOUP WAITING FOR
YOU, AND I'M GOING TO PUT ON
441
00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,071
SOME WATER FOR TEA.
442
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,841
HEY.
443
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,712
I LOVE YOU.
444
00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,179
I LOVE YOU.
445
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:16,556
NOW GO.
446
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:17,624
GO GO GO!
447
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,726
I HAVE HOT FOOD
WAITING FOR YOU!
448
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,267
I'M HEADING OIUT, RAINER.
449
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,736
YOU HOLD DOWN THE FORT.
450
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,605
WELL COULD YOU GET
ME SOME DINNER?
451
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:33,640
IT'S TOO LATE FOR DINNER.
452
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,074
YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR
BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING.
453
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,275
BUT I DIDN'T GET ANY DINNER!
454
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,177
CHECK INTO THE HOTEL
EARLIER NEXT TIME.
455
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,879
YOU KNOW THE RULES!
456
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,848
COME ON MAX.
457
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,049
THAT'S CRUEL RICK!
458
00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,017
BAH HUMBUG.
459
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:53,526
* GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING,
TO YOU AND YOUR KIN *
460
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,028
* GOOD TIDINGS
FOR CHRISTMAS *
461
00:24:56,062 --> 00:25:00,567
* AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
462
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,736
BYE, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
463
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,037
BYE!
464
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,017
WHITE CHRISTMAS?
465
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,987
I'M NOT DREAMING ABOUT
A WHITE CHRISTMAS.
466
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:21,921
WHO WANTS A WHITE CHRISTMAS?
467
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,656
IT'S JUST COLD!
468
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,693
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
469
00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,261
ONE MORE WEEK AND
I'M OUT OF HERE.
470
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,697
WHAT?
471
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:31,898
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME LIKE THAT?
472
00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:35,301
TOM WILL TAKE GOOD
CARE OF YOU, BUDDY.
473
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,903
HE WILL.
474
00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:45,044
WHAT IS THIS?
475
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,681
HEY!
476
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,016
HI GUYS.
477
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,952
HEY, YEAH, MERRY
CHRISTMAS, SURE.
478
00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,225
WHAT THE...?
479
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,605
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
480
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:15,241
KNOCK IT OFF! DO YOU KNOW HOW
DANGEROUS THAT IS?
481
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:16,876
WE'RE SORRY SHERIFF.
482
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,945
WE WERE JUST HAVING
A LITTLE FUN.
483
00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:21,648
I GUESS IT GOT A
LITTLE OUT OF HAND.
484
00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:22,782
WELL HOW WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE
TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE
485
00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:23,883
CLINK?
486
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,052
HOW WOULD THAT
BE FOR CHRISTMAS?
487
00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:29,789
I THINK I'VE HAD A
LITTLE TOO MUCH EGG NOG.
488
00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:31,724
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHERIFF.
489
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:36,996
JUST QUIT THROWING
SNOWBALLS AND GO HOME!
490
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,882
ONE MESSAGE.
491
00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:57,149
HI, SHERIFF LANGSTON.
492
00:26:57,183 --> 00:27:00,186
THIS IS JIM MILLER FROM
THE CITY OF GRAND RAPIDS.
493
00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:03,122
LISTEN, I HATE TO BE THE ONE
TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT THE
494
00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:06,292
CHIEF OF POLICE JOB FOR WHICH
YOU APPLIED, AND I KNOW YOU
495
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:10,029
WERE ACCEPTED, WELL IT'S
NO LONGER AVAILABLE.
496
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:12,331
OUR CURRENT CHIEF HAS DECIDED
TO RENEW HIS CONTRACT FOR
497
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,300
ANOTHER THREE YEARS.
498
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,402
I SINCERELY HOPE THIS ISN'T
GOING TO CAUSE YOU TOO MUCH OF
499
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:20,072
AN INCONVENIENCE, AND WELL,
YOU HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY
500
00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:21,340
CHRISTMAS.
501
00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:25,211
MERRY CHRISTMAS...
502
00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:35,287
HEY RICK.
503
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,456
HEY, YOU KNOW IF YOU PUT THE
RED POLICE CRUISER LIGHTS ON,
504
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,059
PEOPLE PASSING BY MIGHT
MISTAKE 'EM FOR
505
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,828
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
506
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,429
OH, INTERESTING.
507
00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:46,032
AND I WAS THINKING THAT I
MIGHT THROW YOU IN THE BACK OF
508
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:49,268
MY SQUAD CAR AND YOU MIGHT
BE OUT BY NEW YEARS EVE.
509
00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,170
AH, GEEZ RICK.
510
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,438
I'M ONLY KIDDING.
511
00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:56,108
I MEAN, EVERYBODY ELSE'S HOUSE
ON THE BLOCK IS LIT UP, AND I
512
00:27:56,142 --> 00:28:01,881
WAS JUST THINKING THAT, YOU
KNOW, MAYBE....
513
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,316
YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO HOME AND ENJOY PAYING YOUR
514
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,118
STUPID ELECTRIC BILL.
515
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,659
FREEZE!
516
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,361
WELL YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MILK
AND YOU DIDN'T LAY OUT ANY
517
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:16,528
COOKIES!
518
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:19,999
I DON'T KEEP COOKIES IN THE
HOUSE, AND I SAID FREEZE!
519
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,968
HOLIDAYS GOT YOU DOWN?
520
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:25,137
JOB TROUBLES?
521
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:28,474
PUT MY BREAD DOWN AND PUT YOUR
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!
522
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:29,508
FINE.
523
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,177
I'M DONE WITH IT ANYHOW.
524
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:36,248
TOM, TOM COME IN
ARE YOU THERE?
525
00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:37,784
HEY, RICK.
526
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:38,517
YOU ON YOUR WAY OVER?
527
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,418
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
528
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:43,155
GET THIS, I'VE GOT
A B & E AT MY HOUSE.
529
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:46,926
I HAVE ONE SUSPECT IN CUSTODY
AND THERE MAY BE OTHERS.
530
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:48,294
NO ONE ELSE.
531
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:49,862
IT'S JUST ME RICK.
532
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:53,132
EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T
TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
533
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,366
MAY I PUT AWAY THE MAYONNAISE?
534
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,367
I WOULDN'T WANT IT TO GO BAD.
535
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,436
DON'T MOVE.
536
00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:58,805
MAX...
537
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,042
HOLD!
538
00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:12,985
GOOD BOY.
MAX!
539
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,120
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
540
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:17,089
THIS IS A NICE DOG, RICK.
541
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,002
RICK, I'M HERE!
542
00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,337
I'M HERE BUDDY!
543
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,239
I'M HERE!
544
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,041
RICK!
545
00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:35,942
RICK?
546
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,544
RICK, I'M HERE BUDDY!
547
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,079
WHAT HAPPENED?
548
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,882
FOUND THIS OLD COOT
RUMMAGING THROUGH MY FRIDGE.
549
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:45,084
YOU PICKED THE WRONG
HOUSE TO BREAK INTO PAL.
550
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,518
LUCKY I DIDN'T SHOOT HIM.
551
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:47,987
IS HE ARMED?
552
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,957
WELL HE HAD A LOAF OF MY
BREAD IN HIS HANDS AND...
553
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,025
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
554
00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:53,860
FOOTED PAJAMAS.
555
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:56,028
WENDY GOT A PAIR FOR
THE ENTIRE FAMILY.
556
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:57,496
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHOSE HOUSE YOU'RE IN?
557
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,398
WELL OF COURSE I DO, TOM.
558
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:03,135
HE'S SHERIFF RICK LANGSTON.
559
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:03,802
YOU KNOW MY NAME.
560
00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:06,438
WHAT, HOW DO YOU, WHO ARE YOU?
561
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,207
HO HO HO!
562
00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,043
THIS GUY'S CREEPY, RICK.
563
00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:12,879
I'D BETTER COME ON DOWN
TO THE STATION WITH YOU.
564
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:13,445
NO, NO, NO.
565
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:14,546
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
566
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:17,249
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY I EVEN
CALLED YOU IN TO BEGIN WITH.
567
00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:18,050
IT'S FINE.
568
00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:19,051
I GOT A HANDLE ON THIS.
569
00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,119
NO, THAT'S ALRIGHT.
570
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,254
HE LOOKS DANGEROUS.
571
00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:23,856
WHAT, ARE YOU
AVOIDING GOING HOME?
572
00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,591
YEAH, WHY DO YOU
THINK I'M STILL HERE.
573
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:26,425
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
574
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:29,061
HEH, YEAH.
575
00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:31,230
GO HOME.
576
00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:34,566
OH, BE SURE TO TELL CHRISTOPHER
THAT I READ HIS LETTER.
577
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,036
YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT LETTER?
578
00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:38,204
WHY DO YOU KNOW MY SON'S NAME?
579
00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:39,271
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH.
580
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,940
TOM, HE'S OBVIOUSLY A LOCAL.
581
00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,508
HE'S JUST A LOCAL.
582
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:44,210
GO HOME.
583
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,551
NICE LIGHTS GUYS.
584
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:53,652
RED, BLUE,
585
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,988
GET OFF MY PORCH!
586
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:57,056
JOKING, RICK.
587
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,025
JUST JOKING AGAIN.
588
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:00,226
WHAT'S GOING ON?
589
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:02,061
ARE YOU ARRESTING SANTA CLAUS?
590
00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,096
OH, NO, WE'RE NOT
ARRESTING SANTA.
591
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:06,398
SIR, GO HOME PLEASE.
592
00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,100
NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME.
593
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,644
HELLO RAINER.
594
00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:19,645
HEH.
595
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,147
I MADE YOU A SANDWICH.
596
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:22,214
THANK YOU!
597
00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,116
OH, NO PROBLEM RAINER.
598
00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:25,417
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
599
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:26,452
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
600
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:32,424
ALL HE WANTED FOR
CHRISTMAS WAS A MEAL.
601
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:33,659
I FRISKED YOU.
602
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,461
W-WHERE DID YOU HIDE...
603
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:39,198
BITE?
604
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,499
OH, NO.
605
00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:41,333
I'M GOOD.
606
00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:43,970
DO I LOOK LIKE I
NEED A SANDWICH?
607
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:48,607
BESIDES, I'M SAVING MYSELF
FOR MILK AND COOKIES.
608
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,377
OH, LOTS OF MILK
AND COOKIES TONIGHT.
609
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,347
HOLD IT DOWN IN THERE!
610
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:59,685
RICK?
611
00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:03,122
WHY DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE SO MISERABLE?
612
00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:05,224
WHAT ARE YOU, DR. SANTA?
613
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,225
DR. SANTA?
614
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,561
NO, I'M NO DOCTOR.
615
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,330
AND I'M NOT MISERABLE.
616
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,499
DID YOU BRING ME A SANDWICH?
617
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:14,500
NO.
618
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,002
THEN YOU'RE MISERABLE.
619
00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:17,703
RAINER!
620
00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:20,306
I'LL TELL YOU WHY, RICK.
621
00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,075
YOU MISS YOUR DAUGHTER.
622
00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,544
EXCUSE ME?
623
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,514
W-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
624
00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,716
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT MY DAUGHTER?
625
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:33,385
I KNOW IF KARA'S
BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE.
626
00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:38,424
YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MY
DAUGHTER, OR TOM'S SON, OR
627
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,691
ANYONE'S KIDS.
628
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:40,559
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
629
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:41,760
YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
630
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,696
NOT TALKING ABOUT IT
WON'T FIX THE PROBLEM.
631
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,699
YOU LEAVE KARA OUT OF IT.
632
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:49,101
LIKE YOU ALWAYS DID.
633
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:50,269
I'M A GOOD FATHER!
634
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,370
OKAY, OKAY!
635
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:54,140
JUST, CALM DOWN!
636
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,142
BUT ARE YOU REALLY, RICK?
637
00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:58,210
A GOOD FATHER?
638
00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,211
WELL, LET'S SEE.
639
00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:04,716
FAIR, AND EVEN THAT MAY
STILL BE OPEN TO DEBATE.
640
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,785
BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS
A LOUSY HUSBAND.
641
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,354
I AM WARNING YOU, PAL.
642
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:12,391
THAT'S WHY YOUR EX-WIFE
DIANE IS WITH FREDERICO.
643
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,026
WHAT?
644
00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,294
WHO'S FREDERICO?
645
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:18,497
OH, A GOOD MAN THAT
LOVES CHRISTMAS.
646
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:22,034
I AM A GOOD MAN WHO...
647
00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:23,635
LIKES CHRISTMAS.
648
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,405
OH, ARE YOU BUYING
ANY OF THIS RAINER?
649
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,575
W-WHATEVER.
650
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,410
GOOD LUCK TO FREDDY THEN.
651
00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,645
THAT DIANE'S A REAL
HANDFUL, HUH RICKY?
652
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:34,780
HUSH, RAINER?
653
00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,083
AH, RICK.
654
00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:40,119
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW LOVE IF IT
WALKED RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR
655
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:42,588
AND FELL INTO YOUR ARMS.
656
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,156
YES, I WOULD.
657
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,091
NO YOU WON'T.
658
00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:45,691
YES I WOULD.
659
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:46,658
WOULDN'T.
660
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:47,559
WOULD.
661
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:48,694
EXCUSE ME!
662
00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:50,629
EXCUSE ME!
663
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,131
HOW OLD ARE YOU TWO?
664
00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:53,499
EXCUSE ME!
665
00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,605
HI.
666
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:00,472
NOT A WORD.
667
00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:01,640
OH, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
668
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,175
YEAH, YOU WERE THINKING IT.
669
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:04,343
NUH UH.
670
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,511
THAT WAS ME, SHERIFF.
671
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,279
HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING
MA'AM, MAY I HELP YOU?
672
00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:08,614
UH, YEAH, OH, OW!
673
00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:11,217
GOSH, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
674
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,488
OH, WELL SHERIFF, I
THINK YOU JUST DID.
675
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,524
MOM...
676
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,759
RICK WANTS LOVE FOR CHRISTMAS.
677
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:21,627
PFFT.
678
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:22,694
SANDWICHES ARE BETTER.
679
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:25,664
UH, IT'S OKAY.
680
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,266
UH, I'M THE SHERIFF.
681
00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,400
AND THAT MEANS?
682
00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:29,735
ALANA!
683
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,571
UH, IT MEANS THAT
YOU CAN TRUST ME.
684
00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:34,206
I'M SORRY, SHERIFF.
685
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,542
I APOLOGIZE FOR MY
DAUGHTER'S BEHAVIOR.
686
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,211
WE JUST MOVED TO TOWN AND
SHE'S TESTING THE LIMITS OF
687
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,180
HER NEW SURROUNDINGS HERE.
688
00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:42,814
WELL, MY NAME'S RICK.
689
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,715
RICK LANGSTON.
690
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:44,616
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP
CALLING ME SHERIFF.
691
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:47,819
OH, OKAY, WELL, RICK
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
692
00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,155
I'M LUCY.
693
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,856
UM, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER ALANA.
694
00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:53,325
HI, UH, YEAH, UH,
MY DAUGHTER KARA.
695
00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:55,361
SHE TESTED THE LIMITS OF HER
NEW SURROUNDINGS WHEN WE FIRST
696
00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:56,762
MOVED HERE TOO.
697
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:57,696
OH, YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER?
698
00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,631
YEAH, UH, NOT MARRIED ANYMORE.
699
00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,134
NOT WHAT SHE ASKED.
700
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:05,204
UH, A-AND MY DAUGHTER KARA,
SHE'S ABOUT THE SAME AGE AS
701
00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,572
ALANA HERE.
702
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,874
THAT KID ALANA,
SHE WANTS LOVE TOO?
703
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,476
NAH.
704
00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:12,144
SHE WANTS A FRIEND.
705
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:13,179
OH, I SEE.
706
00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:15,147
LUCY, THE MOM.
707
00:35:15,181 --> 00:35:16,482
SHE WANTS LOVE.
708
00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:18,150
OH. OH!
709
00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,685
OH, I'M SENSING A THEME HERE.
710
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,720
HO HO HO!
711
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:22,754
WHY ARE THOSE TWO LOCKED UP?
712
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,656
THEY DON'T LOOK TOO DANGEROUS.
713
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:29,195
UH, WELL THE, THE LITTLE GUY
FOR STEALING, AND THEN THE FAT
714
00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:30,896
ONE FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING.
715
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,532
IT'S NOT NICE TO CALL
PEOPLE FAT, RICK.
716
00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:34,733
AND I'M NOT SO LITTLE.
717
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,536
UH, ANYWAY, UM, THE REASON FOR
STOPPING BY IS WE JUST WANTED
718
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:40,172
TO DROP OFF THESE CANNED GOODS
AND SOME TOYS TO THOSE WHO ARE
719
00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:42,408
LESS FORTUNATE THAN US
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.
720
00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,610
MOM, WE'RE THE LEAST
FORTUNATE PEOPLE I KNOW.
721
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,412
OKAY, ALANA, YOU MAY
GO SIT IN THE CAR.
722
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:47,279
THANK YOU.
723
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,814
WHATEVER.
724
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:52,284
I APOLOGIZE FOR MY
DAUGHTER'S BEHAVIOR.
725
00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,620
SHE'S REALLY HAVING A TOUGH
TIME WITH THIS TRANSITION.
726
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,855
SHE JUST, SHE DOESN'T
HAVE ANY FRIENDS YET.
727
00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:57,856
SO, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
728
00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,225
I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
729
00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,427
UH, Y-YOU KNOW, IT'S
REALLY DIFFICULT
730
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,229
AT HER AGE ESPECIALLY.
731
00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,597
MAYBE YOU WANT TO TRY THE, UH,
THE CHURCH SERVICE TONIGHT.
732
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:08,434
THERE'S GONNA BE A CHRISTMAS
PAGEANT AND PROBABLY A LOT OF
733
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:09,568
KIDS ALANA'S AGE.
734
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:10,402
OH REALLY?
735
00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:11,937
OH, IS YOUR DAUGHTER
GOING TO BE THERE?
736
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,305
NO, NO, SHE WON'T.
737
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:14,506
LONG STORY, UM.
738
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,208
ACTUALLY SHORT STORY.
739
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,976
HER MOTHER, SPAWN OF SATAN.
740
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,945
OKAY!
741
00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:21,413
WELL TELL ME HOW
YOU REALLY FEEL.
742
00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:23,415
NO, I'M SORRY
THAT'S BAD TASTE.
743
00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,350
SHE'S...
744
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:25,551
NO, IT'S FINE.
745
00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,586
UM, HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK I
COULD GET ALANA TO GO ANYWAY.
746
00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:29,655
I MEAN, I PRACTICALLY HAD TO
BRIBE HER JUST TO GET HER TO
747
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,357
COME HERE AND HAND OUT
CANNING GOODS, SO...
748
00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:33,292
OH, SHE'LL GO.
749
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,395
UH, UH, I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR,
BUT I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW
750
00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:36,962
MY DAUGHTER.
751
00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,430
WELL SURE I DO.
752
00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:39,798
AND SHE WILL.
753
00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:43,302
AND THEN AFTERWARD, WHY
DON'T YOU GO OVER TO TOM'S?
754
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,637
WHO IS TOM?
755
00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,673
UH, TOM IS MY DEPUTY HERE.
756
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,408
HE'S HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT.
757
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:50,942
JUST FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
758
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:53,279
OH, UH, WELL NO, I COULDN'T.
759
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:56,214
OH, TOM WOULDN'T MIND.
760
00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:59,017
WELL, UH, ARE YOU GOING?
761
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,752
UH...
762
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,021
YEAH, YES, I AM.
763
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,957
OKAY, WELL MAYBE
WE'LL STOP BY.
764
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,626
WILL I SEE YOU AT CHURCH TOO?
765
00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,428
UH, NO, NOT AT CHURCH.
766
00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:11,597
CHURCH AND I, THAT'S
PROBABLY NOT A GOOD MIX.
767
00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,499
OH, WELL I'M SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.
768
00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:16,402
YEAH, BUT UH, I'LL
SEE YOU HERE AT EIGHT.
769
00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:17,303
OKAY.
770
00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:19,638
UM, SO WHERE IS IT?
771
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,573
UH, AT TOM'S.
772
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:23,041
AND WHERE IS THAT.
773
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,545
SORRY, IT'S UH, 27 LILAC LANE.
774
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,913
OKAY, 27...
775
00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:29,748
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.
776
00:37:29,781 --> 00:37:30,682
I'M SORRY, I'M NEW IN TOWN.
777
00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:32,518
MAYBE, MAYBE IT'S JUST
BEST IF WE MEET HERE.
778
00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:35,821
OKAY GREAT, UH, WE'LL MEET HERE,
UH, AT EIGHT, AFTER CHURCH.
779
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:36,888
IT'S A DATE!
780
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:37,889
IT.
781
00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:38,924
D-DATE, OH.
782
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,427
I JUST, I MEANT THAT, YOU
KNOW, IT, JUST A RHYME.
783
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,994
IT'S LIKE EIGHT, DATE.
784
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:44,930
YEAH.
785
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,865
OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO, UH,
BECAUSE ALANA'S PROBABLY
786
00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:49,768
TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE
PARKING LOT BY NOW, SO...
787
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,737
THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, LUCY.
788
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,905
I'LL MAKE SURE IT
GOES TO GOOD USE.
789
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,541
YOU ARE SO WELCOME.
790
00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:57,876
YOU KNOW, HE REALLY DOESN'T
SEEM LIKE THE TYPE THAT WOULD
791
00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,010
BREAK AND ENTER.
792
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,347
YEAH, WELL, HAVE HIM BREAK
INTO YOUR HOUSE, AND THEN LET
793
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,614
ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
794
00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:04,683
I'LL TAKE YOUR
WORD ON THAT ONE.
795
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:05,784
I'LL SEE YOU LATER RICK.
796
00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:07,052
OKAY.
797
00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:14,760
WELL?
798
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:15,961
WELL WHAT?
799
00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,596
I TOLD YOU HE
WOULDN'T KNOW IT.
800
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:18,930
YOU CALLED IT SANTA.
801
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:19,798
WHATEVER.
802
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,633
I'LL BE BACK TO CHECK
ON YOU GUYS AT 8.
803
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:22,734
BYE RICKY!
804
00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:25,704
UH, YOU KNOW RICK, I'M NOT
A LAWYER, BUT I BELIEVE I'M
805
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:28,974
ENTITLED TO ONE PHONE CALL.
806
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,008
SURE.
807
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:30,909
WHO DO YOU WANT TO CALL?
808
00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,778
A MR. HAROLD.
809
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:33,845
MR. HAROLD HERE IN TOWN?
810
00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:34,713
OH, NO.
811
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:40,686
I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO
HIS SON IN CHICAGO.
812
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:01,973
MERRY CHRISTMAS SHERIFF.
813
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:06,545
YEAH, UH, CAN I HAVE A BEER,
A COUPLE HOT DOGS AND SOME
814
00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:08,447
FRIES, PLEASE?
815
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,748
I WILL HAVE THAT
RIGHT OUT TO YOU.
816
00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:11,783
THANK YOU.
817
00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:17,789
EVENING SHERIFF.
818
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:19,691
HELLO MR. HAROLD,
HOW ARE YOU SIR?
819
00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:22,928
WELL, I'M OLD,
BACK HURTS, FEET...
820
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,163
TAKING A...
821
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,166
OLD ACHY BODY, JUST...
822
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:34,139
TOO MUCH STANDING, UH, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN SHERIFF?
823
00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:35,641
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT DOWN?
824
00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:38,844
WELL, THAT WOULD
BE NICE, THANK YOU.
825
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,580
YES SIR.
IT WOULD BE NICE.
826
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,551
YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN
YOU FOR A LONG TIME.
827
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,819
I KNEW YOUR FATHER.
828
00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:50,822
I WAS THERE THAT DAY WHEN YOU
RAN THOSE THREE TOUCHDOWNS
829
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:54,125
AGAINST EAST GRAND RAPIDS.
830
00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,828
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU
WERE ELECTED SHERIFF.
831
00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:58,997
SIR, I-I DON'T HAVE A
WHOLE LOT OF TIME TONIGHT.
832
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,600
WELL, THAT'S ALRIGHT.
833
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,835
I HAVE PLENTY.
834
00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:06,171
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
WATCHING YOU RICK.
835
00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:08,640
AND YOU'RE JUST NOT
YOURSELF THESE DAYS.
836
00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:12,944
SIR, DOES YOUR SON HAVE A
FRIEND IN TOWN THAT THINKS
837
00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:14,546
HE'S SANTA CLAUS?
838
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,147
SEE, NOW THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT RICK.
839
00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,516
YOU'RE CRACKING UP.
840
00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:18,183
NO...
841
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,551
YOU, AND YOU'RE GRUMPY.
842
00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:21,152
THAT JUST ISN'T YOU.
843
00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,788
CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING MR. HAROLD.
844
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:26,224
NO, UH, WHAT DID HE ORDER?
845
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,026
TWO HOT DOGS,
FRIES AND A BEER.
846
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:28,927
WHAT?
847
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,062
OH, NO, NO, NO.
848
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,731
WE'RE NOT IN OUR 20S ANYMORE.
849
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,533
YOU CAN'T EAT THAT
KIND OF STUFF, RICK.
850
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,868
GIVE US TWO SALADS
WITH CHICKEN.
851
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,904
AND TWO COFFEES!
852
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,906
WE MIGHT BE HERE A WHILE.
853
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:41,740
COMING RIGHT UP.
854
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,908
NO, NO!
855
00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:45,777
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
RELIGION IS, RICK?
856
00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:46,745
HM, RELIGION?
857
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:47,879
YES, YES, LOOK, LOOK.
858
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:51,550
I'M GOING OVER TO THE CHURCH
TONIGHT AND THE PASTOR, HE'S
859
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:55,821
GOING TO TELL ME ONE THING,
AND ANOTHER CHURCH IN A SMALL
860
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:58,990
TOWN SOMEWHERE, THE PRIEST
IS TELLING HIS PEOPLE
861
00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:01,159
ANOTHER THING.
862
00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:04,095
AND THREE WEEKS AGO, THERE WAS
IN A TEMPLE SOMEWHERE, THERE
863
00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:06,665
WAS A RABBI THAT WAS TELLING
HIS PEOPLE SOMETHING ELSE.
864
00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:09,801
NOW THEY'RE ALL THREE RIGHT.
865
00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:12,103
BUT THEY'RE ALL
THREE WRONG, TOO.
866
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,873
NOW WAIT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
867
00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:19,110
RELIGION IS MAKING THE
PEOPLE AROUND YOU HAPPY.
868
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:23,549
IT'S MAKING THE WHOLE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN.
869
00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:26,017
SEE, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL
ABOUT WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN
870
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:32,257
TO IT, BUT YOU CAN'T DO
THAT IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.
871
00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:35,627
YOU GOTTA GET YOUR
SMILE BACK, RICK.
872
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:40,999
SO YOU AND I, WE'RE
GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT.
873
00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:52,177
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED
SOME CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
874
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,645
YEAH, I DID.
875
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:56,014
MAY WE COME IN?
876
00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:58,884
I PLUGGED THEM IN AT
MY HOUSE NEXT DOOR.
877
00:41:58,917 --> 00:41:59,851
DO YOU THINK THAT
REALLY MATTERS TO ME?
878
00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:03,021
I MEAN, DO I LOOK LIKE
I'M IN A CHRISTMAS MOOD?
879
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:04,590
IT WASN'T MY IDEA.
880
00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:07,759
OKAY, WHOSE IDEA WAS IT THEN?
881
00:42:10,596 --> 00:42:11,196
WHAT THE...
882
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,031
LANGUAGE!
883
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:15,967
I BROUGHT MY OWN
MILK AND COOKIES.
884
00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:18,870
LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE LEFT
THEM OUT FOR ME TONIGHT.
885
00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:21,006
YOU KNOW YOU JUST ADDED A
FELONY ESCAPE CHARGE, RIGHT?
886
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,207
HO, HO, HO!
887
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,343
OH, BETTER ANSWER IT.
888
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,346
COULD BE IMPORTANT!
889
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,316
YOU STAY HERE.
890
00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:36,354
HELLO.
891
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,956
SHE'S RUN OFF, RICK!
892
00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:38,990
WHO IS THIS?
893
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,692
IT'S DIANE YOU IGNORANT FOOL!
894
00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,794
SHE'S GONE!
895
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:44,029
KARA IS GONE?
896
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,898
SHE'S RUN AWAY AND
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
897
00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:48,166
HOW IS IT MY FAULT?
898
00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:50,101
I'M NOT EVEN THERE!
899
00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:52,638
EXACTLY!
900
00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:53,705
I'LL FIND HER.
901
00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,106
YOU'D BETTER.
902
00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:59,911
WELL, A DOLLHOUSE IT IS THEN.
903
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,948
BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME
NEVER TO COPY OFF YOUR FRIEND
904
00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:04,716
JENNY'S HOMEWORK AGAIN.
905
00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:09,821
OH, MS. HARRISON MAY HOT
HAVE SEEN IT, BUT I DID.
906
00:43:09,855 --> 00:43:13,892
BUT I THINK WE'LL LET
IT SLIDE THIS YEAR.
907
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,093
THANK YOU ELIZABETH.
908
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,195
GO HOME NOW.
909
00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:19,865
AND YOU COME WITH ME.
910
00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:33,745
WELCOME.
911
00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:34,680
WELCOME.
912
00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:36,014
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.
913
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,716
HELLO EVERYONE,
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
914
00:43:41,019 --> 00:43:43,054
THAT'S NOT JESUS!
915
00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,894
ALRIGHT, EVERYONE
PLEASE STAY CALM.
916
00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:51,362
UH, THE LITTLE BOY IS CORRECT.
917
00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:56,067
UNFORTUNATELY, THIS EVENING
THERE WAS AN UNFORESEEN, UH,
918
00:43:56,101 --> 00:44:00,171
ROBBERY, IN WHICH THE
BABY JESUS WAS STOLEN.
919
00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:05,110
SO TONIGHT WE WILL BE HAVING
THIS STUFFED MONKEY PLAYING
920
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:09,314
THE ROLE OF THE BABY JESUS,
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
921
00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:12,818
I FOUND JESUS!
922
00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:18,256
NO, NO, NO.
923
00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,191
NOT THAT WAY!
924
00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:24,095
BABY JESUS.
925
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:27,833
THANK YOU JESUS.
926
00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:33,739
THANK YOU SHIRLEY.
927
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,044
HE THREW JESUS!
928
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,985
LET US PRAY.
929
00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:54,125
HOW'D HE GET OUT
OF HERE RAINER?
930
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,193
WAS THIS DOOR LOCKED?
931
00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,494
DID I FORGET TO
LOCK THIS CELL DOOR?
932
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:57,428
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
933
00:44:57,462 --> 00:44:58,864
I WAS ASLEEP.
934
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:00,498
I SEE HIM WHEN HE'S SLEEPING.
935
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,933
HE KNOWS WHEN I'M AWAKE.
936
00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:03,835
I KNOW WHEN HE'S
BEEN BAD OR GOOD.
937
00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:05,303
STOP IT, STOP IT YOU TWO!
938
00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:07,372
OKAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH
NONSENSE FROM YOU.
939
00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:08,974
I'VE GOTTA GO
FIND MY DAUGHTER.
940
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,142
YOU SHOULD GO TO CHURCH.
941
00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:12,944
YOU SHOULD MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
942
00:45:12,978 --> 00:45:15,947
GO TO CHURCH, RICK.
943
00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:18,850
GOOD NIGHT, NUT JOBS.
944
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:31,129
AND SO IT CAME TO PASS,
EVERYONE WILL BE COUNTED AND
945
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,865
MUST RETURN TO
THEIR NATIVE TOWNS.
946
00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:37,335
LET THIS BE KNOWN TO EVERYONE.
947
00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:40,839
MARY, I KNOW YOU'RE HEAVY WITH
THE CHILD, BUT WE HAVE TO GET
948
00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:43,975
TO BETHLEHEM TO BE COUNTED.
949
00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:44,943
YES JOSEPH.
950
00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:46,244
MOM, I NEED TO GO.
951
00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:47,378
OKAY, YOU KNOW
WHAT YOUNG LADY?
952
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,314
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER
WORD ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING
953
00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:51,216
TO DO OR WHAT YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO DO, ALRIGHT.
954
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:54,419
MOM, I MEANT GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
955
00:45:54,452 --> 00:45:55,453
OH, OKAY.
956
00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:56,454
ALRIGHT THAT'S FINE.
957
00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:58,423
I'M GONNA, I'M GONNA GET
US SOME GOOD SEATS, HMM?
958
00:45:58,456 --> 00:45:59,891
YIPPEE.
959
00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:02,961
OH MAN...
960
00:46:02,994 --> 00:46:06,932
...NEED A PLACE TO STAY, YOU
CAN USE OUR STABLE OUT BACK.
961
00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:09,067
MY W-WIFE IS IN NEED OF REST.
962
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,803
THE STABLE WILL BE FINE.
963
00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,239
WELL THEN, FOLLOW ME.
964
00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,107
SORRY.
965
00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:18,476
I KNOW GOD IS WITH US, MARY.
966
00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:21,412
IN HERE IS BETTER
THAN OUT IN THE COLD.
967
00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:24,549
BEHOLD, I BRING GOOD
NEWS OF GREAT JOY.
968
00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:28,119
FOR TODAY, IN THE CITY OF DAVID,
THERE IS BORN TO YOU A SAVIOR
969
00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:30,055
WHO IS CHRIST THE LORD.
970
00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:33,091
AND THIS WILL BE THE SIGN
FOR YOU: YOU WILL FIND A BABY
971
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,160
WRAPPED IN CLOTH,
AND LYING IN...
972
00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:00,385
HEY.
973
00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:04,322
STOP SCREAMING!
974
00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:06,357
IF YOU DON'T STOP SCREAMING,
SOMEONE'S GOING TO COME DOWN
975
00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:08,059
HERE AND THEN WE'LL
BOTH GET IN TROUBLE.
976
00:47:08,093 --> 00:47:09,394
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE DOWN HERE.
977
00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,362
WHO ARE YOU?
978
00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,031
I'M KARA.
979
00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:16,868
I'M ALANA.
980
00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:19,270
PRETTY COOL STUFF DOWN HERE.
981
00:47:19,304 --> 00:47:22,307
I GUESS.
982
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,374
YEAH.
983
00:47:57,642 --> 00:48:01,379
WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!
984
00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:05,483
FIRST I LOSE MY JOB THAT I
DON'T HAVE REALLY AT ALL, THEN
985
00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:09,287
I CAN'T BE WITH MY DAUGHTER,
THEN I CANT FIND HER.
986
00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:12,490
"GO TO CHURCH!"
987
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:14,292
STUPID SANTA.
988
00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:21,499
OH, YOU DON'T THINK THAT...
989
00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:24,202
SHOULD I GO TO CHURCH?
990
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,070
ALRIGHT, FINE.
991
00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:26,004
I'LL GO TO CHURCH.
992
00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:27,338
I'LL CHECK IT.
993
00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:30,475
JOSEPH, I DON'T
FEEL VERY WELL.
994
00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:33,511
I THINK THE BABY IS
ABOUT TO BE BORN.
995
00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:35,180
PLEASE MARRY, LIE DOWN.
996
00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:36,982
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW.
997
00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:40,718
MEANWHILE, SOME SHEPHERDS
WERE WATCHING THEIR FLOCKS AT
998
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:45,090
NIGHT, WHEN SUDDENLY AN ANGEL
APPEARED RIGHT BEFORE THEM.
999
00:48:45,123 --> 00:48:49,494
LET'S GO TO BETHLEHEM AND
SEE WHAT THE LORD HAS TOLD
US ABOUT...
1000
00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:53,031
UGH, WHERE'S ALANA?
1001
00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:55,967
PRAISE GOD FOR THIS GOOD NEWS.
1002
00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:00,972
SWEETIE?
1003
00:49:01,006 --> 00:49:02,307
ALANA?
1004
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:05,543
WHERE ARE YOU?
1005
00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:10,548
HONEY, YOU ALMOST
READY TO EAT?
1006
00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:13,751
WHERE DID YOU GO?
1007
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,622
ALANA.
1008
00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,290
HONEY?
1009
00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:21,126
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1010
00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:26,331
OH, SHE DOES THIS EVERY YEAR.
1011
00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:40,478
ALANA?
1012
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:41,512
SWEETIE?
1013
00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:44,615
WHERE ARE YOU?
1014
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:50,788
ALANA...
1015
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:53,491
YOU WERE JUST IN
HERE, WHERE ARE YOU?
1016
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,293
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1017
00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:59,230
SOME TIME LATER, THREE WISE
MEN SAW A BRIGHT STAR IN
1018
00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:00,331
THE SKY.
1019
00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:01,466
LOOK, A STAR!
1020
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,334
LOOK HOW BRIGHT IT IS!
1021
00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:05,270
IT IS THE SIGN,
A WONDERFUL SIGN!
1022
00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:07,405
THE KING IS BORN!
1023
00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:09,407
LET US GO AND WORSHIP HIM.
1024
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,342
QUICK, WE NEED GIFTS TO BRING.
1025
00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:14,645
I KNOW WHAT I, UH,
UH, WILL BRING HIM.
1026
00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:17,582
I WILL BRING HIM GOLD,
FOR HE IS ROYALTY.
1027
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:19,184
MY GIFT WILL BE EXTRA SPECIAL.
1028
00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:20,785
IT'S THE GIFT OF MYRRH.
1029
00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:22,587
FRANKINSENSE WILL BE MY GIFT.
1030
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,846
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD...
1031
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,348
YES?
1032
00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:52,117
STOP!
1033
00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:53,818
STOP THAT NOW!
1034
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,694
WOAH.
1035
00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:09,200
KARA?
1036
00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:10,701
HI DADDY.
1037
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,775
ALANA?
1038
00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:26,584
ARE YOU PLEASED
WITH YOURSELVES?
1039
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:29,854
YOU'VE RUINED THE
CHRISTMAS PAGEANT.
1040
00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:30,621
SORRY.
1041
00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:32,657
SORRY.
1042
00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:35,626
IN ALL FAIRNESS, IT
REALLY WAS PRETTY FUNNY.
1043
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,828
THE LORD DOES NOT
FIND ANYTHING FUNNY!
1044
00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:39,630
NEVER HAS, NEVER WILL.
1045
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:43,701
ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? GET OUT.
1046
00:51:43,734 --> 00:51:45,603
ALL OF YOU, GET OUT.
1047
00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:46,837
GET OUT.
1048
00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:49,807
YOU'VE DONE YOUR DAMAGE, NO,
LEAVE THE, LEAVE THE COW HEAD.
1049
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,675
HONEY...
1050
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:51,809
THAT'S EVIDENCE NOW.
1051
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,678
LEAVE THE COW HEAD.
1052
00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:56,747
THANK YOU.
1053
00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:13,798
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE
SHOULD DO WITH THEM?
1054
00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:16,901
UH, HAY AND WATER FOR THIRTY
DAYS IN THE
1055
00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:18,503
COUNTY FAIR LOCKUP.
1056
00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:22,540
OH, YOU'RE FUNNY.
1057
00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:25,543
I HAVEN'T BEEN RECENTLY. HEH.
1058
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:27,745
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
1059
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:30,515
I'M A PRETTY GOOD LISTENER.
1060
00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:32,550
BESIDES, I DON'T THINK I WANT
TO EXPOSE THIS TOWN TO ANY
1061
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:35,220
MORE OF MY DAUGHTER TONIGHT.
1062
00:52:35,253 --> 00:52:36,454
WELL, SHE SEEMS
LIKE A NICE GIRL.
1063
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,289
OH, YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S
1064
00:52:38,323 --> 00:52:39,824
CO-CONSPIRATOR. THAT'S WHY.
1065
00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:43,394
MM, THEY ARE KIND OF
TWO PEAS IN A POD.
1066
00:52:43,428 --> 00:52:45,696
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T
GET THAT BIG CITY POLICE CHIEF
1067
00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:47,598
JOB RICK.
1068
00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:48,799
WHAT?
1069
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:52,337
YEAH, WELL, I HEAR YOUR JOB
GOT CANCELED, AND THEIR LOSS
1070
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:53,538
IS OUR GAIN.
1071
00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:57,242
W-WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?
1072
00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:59,377
HM, WELL I...
1073
00:52:59,410 --> 00:53:02,613
NOW THAT I THINK ON IT I...
1074
00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:04,649
CAN'T RECALL WHAT
HIS FACE LOOKED LIKE.
1075
00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:06,551
ISN'T THAT STRANGE.
1076
00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:09,186
BUT HE WAS WEARING
A SANTA SUIT.
1077
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:12,257
UH, I-I HAVE TO GO.
1078
00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:13,358
I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING OVER TO TOMS.
1079
00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:14,825
I HAVE SOME BUSINESS I
HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF FIRST.
1080
00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,761
I'M SORRY, I'M REALLY SORRY!
1081
00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:21,766
LOOK AT HIM, RUSHING OUT OF
HERE AND LEAVING ME ALL ALONE
1082
00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,434
WITH A PRETTY YOUNG LADY.
1083
00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:29,274
NOW MY NAME IS MR. HAROLD,
BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JOE.
1084
00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:30,575
WELL, IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU JOE.
1085
00:53:30,608 --> 00:53:32,943
I'M LUCY.
1086
00:53:40,951 --> 00:53:42,320
YOU LIKE EGG NOG?
1087
00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:43,454
OH, I LOVE EGG NOG.
1088
00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:45,823
I MAKE THE BEST EGG NOG.
1089
00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:46,957
YEAH?
1090
00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:50,428
YEAH, I'M BRINGING A BATCH
OF IT OVER TO TOM'S PARTY.
1091
00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:52,730
NOW, THE SHERIFF...
1092
00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:57,402
HE'S BEEN KIND OF DOWN, UH,
AND IF, MAYBE IF I BRING MY
1093
00:53:57,435 --> 00:54:02,640
EGG NOG, AND YOU
BRING, WELL, YOU.
1094
00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:04,975
MAYBE THE TWO OF US
CAN CHEER HIM UP A BIT.
1095
00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,611
MAYBE.
1096
00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:08,746
OH, ALANA.
1097
00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,014
MY, MY DAUGHTER.
1098
00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:12,049
SHE'S IN THE BACK OF THE CAR.
I'M SORRY.
1099
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:13,818
J-JOE, I GOTTA, I GOTTA...
1100
00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:16,821
IT WAS REALLY NICE
TO MEET YOU THOUGH.
1101
00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:18,589
WELL LOOK AT HER GO TOO.
1102
00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:22,527
THE WHOLE GENERATION'S
OFF IN A BIG HURRY!
1103
00:54:24,028 --> 00:54:26,464
THAT GUY IS UNBELIEVABLE!
1104
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:27,665
WHO?
1105
00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:31,502
UM, I FORGOT YOU
GUYS WERE IN HERE.
1106
00:54:31,536 --> 00:54:34,372
UH, JUMP OUT A-AND WALK
BACK TO THE CHURCH.
1107
00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,540
DAD, IT'S FREEZING!
1108
00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:36,607
AND REALLY FAR!
1109
00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:38,543
WELL YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU
1110
00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:40,545
BECAME A COW.
1111
00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:41,912
GO.
1112
00:54:57,762 --> 00:54:59,430
DID HE JUST CALL YOU A COW?
1113
00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:00,665
YEP.
1114
00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:01,699
HE CAN BE KIND OF A...
1115
00:55:01,732 --> 00:55:04,001
YEP.
1116
00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:05,970
BUT HE'S COOL.
1117
00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:08,072
I THINK SO.
1118
00:55:08,105 --> 00:55:11,976
SO, WHICH WAY TO THE CHURCH?
1119
00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:18,583
I DON'T KNOW.
1120
00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:24,822
STUPID KIDS.
1121
00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:27,392
RUINED MY CHRISTMAS PAGEANT.
1122
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,504
I'M A COW!
1123
00:55:39,537 --> 00:55:41,105
I'M FUNNY BECAUSE I'M A COW!
1124
00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:42,907
I'M A COW, UH...
1125
00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,977
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I'M
TRUSTING A COW TO LEAD ME TO
1126
00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:49,013
MY SALVATION?
1127
00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:50,948
GOOD LORD, I'M
IN SOME TROUBLE.
1128
00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:00,725
OH, SHERIFF LANGSTON.
1129
00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:01,926
HAVE YOU FOUND HER?
1130
00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:03,894
YES, I FOUND HER.
1131
00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:05,796
PUT HER ON THE PHONE.
1132
00:56:05,830 --> 00:56:06,731
I CAN'T.
1133
00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:08,633
RICK, PUT HER ON
THE PHONE NOW!
1134
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:09,534
I CAN'T.
1135
00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:10,568
I SORT OF...
1136
00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:12,403
PUT HER OUT ON THE STREET.
1137
00:56:12,437 --> 00:56:16,441
Y-YOU LEFT HER ALONE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?
1138
00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:17,107
SHE'S NOT ALONE.
1139
00:56:17,141 --> 00:56:18,909
SHE'S GOT ALANA WITH HER.
1140
00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:20,445
WHO'S ALANA?
1141
00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:23,080
A NEW KID IN TOWN.
1142
00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:29,620
RICK, I'M COMING DOWN THERE
AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
1143
00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:30,421
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1144
00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:31,221
BRING IT ON.
1145
00:56:31,255 --> 00:56:31,922
I'VE GOT BIGGER
PROBLEMS THAN YOU.
1146
00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:33,724
I'VE GOT SANTA CLAUS TO KILL.
1147
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,062
WHAT DOES HE SAY?
1148
00:56:38,095 --> 00:56:41,732
HE'S GOING TO KILL SANTA.
1149
00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,669
I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS IN
THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON.
1150
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,112
YOU!
1151
00:56:57,682 --> 00:56:59,784
WOAH, RICK!
1152
00:57:02,186 --> 00:57:04,689
I ONLY TOOK ONE COOKIE!
1153
00:57:04,722 --> 00:57:05,490
WHAT THE...
1154
00:57:05,523 --> 00:57:07,091
LANGUAGE, RICK.
1155
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:09,827
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
1156
00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:12,730
HE HAD A RED SANTA SUIT AND
WANTED TO SPREAD GOOD NEWS FOR
1157
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:13,731
CHRISTMAS.
1158
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:14,965
LOOKS MORE LIKE SPREAD EAGLE.
1159
00:57:19,036 --> 00:57:19,937
COME ON!
1160
00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:20,971
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1161
00:57:21,005 --> 00:57:23,140
GET OUT OF HERE!
1162
00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:24,675
MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTA!
1163
00:57:24,709 --> 00:57:26,877
REALLY GLAD YOU'RE
STAYING, RICK.
1164
00:57:26,911 --> 00:57:28,813
YOU WANT TO BE IN THE
CELL WITH THOSE GUYS?
1165
00:57:30,915 --> 00:57:33,183
WHAT EXACTLY WOULD'VE
BEEN THE CHARGE, RICK?
1166
00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:35,520
HE DIDN'T BREAK
INTO THE STATION.
1167
00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:39,056
YOU FORGOT TO LOCK
THE DOOR AGAIN.
1168
00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:42,560
HAVING A GAL ON YOUR MIND
CAN MAKE A MAN FORGETFUL.
1169
00:57:42,593 --> 00:57:43,561
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
1170
00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:44,795
LITTERING.
1171
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,731
WHAT, OH IT DOESN'T,
IT DOESN'T MATTER!
1172
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:49,133
I HAVE NOTHING ON MY MIND!
1173
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,268
OH, HE'S TOUGH.
1174
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,870
HO, HO, HO!
1175
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:58,275
ISN'T THIS GUY
THE BEST, RICKY?
1176
00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:01,111
YOU NEVER REALLY
WANTED TO LEAVE.
1177
00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:04,081
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I WANTED.
1178
00:58:04,114 --> 00:58:07,184
YOU JUST WANT LOVE!
1179
00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:09,620
DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?
1180
00:58:09,654 --> 00:58:12,990
PLEASE, BE QUIET.
1181
00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:22,800
MAY I ASK YOU A PERSONAL
QUESTION RAINER?
1182
00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:23,868
SURE.
1183
00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:26,070
WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?
1184
00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:27,504
UH...
1185
00:58:28,939 --> 00:58:31,308
WELL, I WAS.
1186
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,043
I HAVE A REAL
ESTATE LICENSE.
1187
00:58:33,077 --> 00:58:34,745
HUH.
1188
00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:38,649
IT'S SORT OF TOUGH
TO GET LISTINGS.
1189
00:58:38,683 --> 00:58:43,287
SO I STARTED WORKING LESS.
1190
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,256
AND DRINKING MORE.
1191
00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:51,562
YEAH.
1192
00:58:51,596 --> 00:58:54,264
I WANT TO STRAIGHTEN
MYSELF OUT, SANTA.
1193
00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:57,167
I REALLY DO.
1194
00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:01,305
BUT IT'S TOUGH.
1195
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:06,844
THIS IS THE ONLY SUIT I HAVE.
1196
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,013
IT'S JUST HARD TO...
1197
00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:12,316
GET A SECOND CHANCE.
1198
00:59:12,349 --> 00:59:15,085
I SEE.
1199
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:20,625
WELL, YOU HANG IN THERE.
1200
00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:24,895
SOMETIMES LUCK CAN CHANGE.
1201
00:59:24,929 --> 00:59:26,096
HM.
1202
00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:29,333
QUIET NOW.
1203
00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:32,870
LOOKS LIKE THE SHERIFF
IS HAVING A LITTLE NAP.
1204
01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:17,982
WHY DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE SO MISERABLE?
1205
01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:20,384
YOU MISS YOUR DAUGHTER.
1206
01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:23,220
YOU MISS YOUR DAUGHTER RICK!
1207
01:00:28,392 --> 01:00:31,395
YOUR EX IS WITH FREDERICO.
1208
01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,430
DID YOU BRING ME A SANDWICH?
1209
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,200
YOU DIDN'T PUT ANY
LIGHTS UP, RICK.
1210
01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:37,735
YOU'RE MISERABLE.
1211
01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,237
YOU WERE ALWAYS
A LOUSY HUSBAND.
1212
01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:43,774
ALL HE WANTED WAS A MEAL!
1213
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,310
* WE WISH YOU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS, *
1214
01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:51,148
* WE WISH YOU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1215
01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:54,051
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
TO BELIEVE AGAIN, RICK.
1216
01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:55,853
BELIEVE AGAIN.
1217
01:00:55,886 --> 01:00:58,155
BELIEVE AGAIN, RICK.
1218
01:00:58,188 --> 01:01:00,725
WE BELIEVE IN YOU, RICK.
1219
01:01:00,758 --> 01:01:02,126
HO HO HO!
1220
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,895
YOU JUST LEAVE THEM ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD?
1221
01:01:04,929 --> 01:01:05,863
LUCY!
1222
01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:07,698
N-NO, WELL YES, BUT...
1223
01:01:07,732 --> 01:01:09,033
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE TOWN GOOD GUY!
1224
01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:09,967
I-I AM, I AM.
1225
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,937
NO, WAIT, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, STOP.
1226
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:13,971
I'M SO SORRY.
1227
01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:15,105
I'M...
1228
01:01:15,139 --> 01:01:19,710
I JUST, THERE'S SO MUCH GOING
ON IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
1229
01:01:19,744 --> 01:01:21,278
THERE WAS THIS JOB THAT I
THOUGHT I HAD, AND THEN I
1230
01:01:21,311 --> 01:01:22,780
DIDN'T GET IT, AND...
1231
01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:25,282
OH MY GOD, DAD, ARE
YOU GOING TO CRY?
1232
01:01:25,315 --> 01:01:26,150
WHAT, NO!
1233
01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:27,718
I'M NOT...
1234
01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:29,486
LUCY, PLEASE.
1235
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,488
PLEASE COME TO
TOM'S PARTY TONIGHT.
1236
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:34,091
I'LL MAKE IT UP
TO YOU, I PROMISE.
1237
01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:37,161
OKAY, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU
ARE REALLY CUTE WHEN YOU'RE
1238
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,362
FLUSTERED.
1239
01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:41,832
GOOD.
1240
01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:43,300
OH MY GOD, HE'S NOT
GOING TO KISS HER, IS HE?
1241
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:44,969
EW.
1242
01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:46,303
NOT YET, RICK.
1243
01:01:46,336 --> 01:01:49,006
IN THE POLICE STATION,
UGH, GET A ROOM!
1244
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,775
DIANE?
1245
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,476
T-THIS IS, UM...
1246
01:01:52,509 --> 01:01:53,477
LUCY.
1247
01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:55,012
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME.
1248
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,213
IT'S LUCY.
1249
01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:58,115
MM, I HEARD.
1250
01:01:58,148 --> 01:01:59,950
I'M GOING TO GO.
1251
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:04,121
YES, I THINK YOU SHOULD.
1252
01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:05,289
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA.
1253
01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:06,891
OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS,
FREDERICO.
1254
01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:09,393
WHY YOU LOCK UP SANTA
ON THE CHRISTMAS EVE?
1255
01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,528
HE HAS NOT BEEN PUT ON
THE ROW OF DEATH, I HOPE.
1256
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,963
DEATH ROW?
1257
01:02:12,997 --> 01:02:13,831
NO!
1258
01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:15,800
N, NO!
RICK,
1259
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,334
OH, YOU JUST SUCH A...
1260
01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,369
GOOD LUCK WITH LUCY.
1261
01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:21,806
DIANE, WAIT!
1262
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:22,372
DAINE.
1263
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:23,908
BYE RICK.
1264
01:02:23,941 --> 01:02:25,910
IT WAS NICE TO MEET OF YOU.
1265
01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:27,311
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1266
01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:28,779
OH, FREDERICO.
1267
01:02:28,813 --> 01:02:30,414
HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
1268
01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:33,317
BUT I HAS ALREADY TO RECEIVE
THIS BEAUTIFUL SWEATER.
1269
01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:34,451
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS.
1270
01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:36,120
OF COURSE I DO!
1271
01:02:36,153 --> 01:02:37,822
I'M SANTA CLAUS!
1272
01:02:37,855 --> 01:02:39,223
HO HO HO HO HO!
1273
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,424
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1274
01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:43,828
OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS FREDERICO.
1275
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:50,868
AHH, A GOOD MAN WHO
LOVES CHRISTMAS.
1276
01:02:50,901 --> 01:02:53,003
ONE MAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
1277
01:02:53,037 --> 01:02:54,905
BIG DEAL.
1278
01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:56,807
DOESN'T MAKE MY LIFE
ANY LESS TERRIBLE.
1279
01:02:56,841 --> 01:02:58,442
OH, NOW RICK.
1280
01:02:58,475 --> 01:03:00,377
YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1281
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:01,545
YEAH, RICK.
1282
01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:04,014
YOUR LIFE'S LIKE COQ AU VIN
COMPARED TO MY CHICKEN NUGGET
1283
01:03:04,048 --> 01:03:05,515
OF A LIFE.
1284
01:03:10,187 --> 01:03:13,991
I FOUND A FRENCH
COOKBOOK IN THE TRASH.
1285
01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:17,394
YOU TWO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
1286
01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:19,396
STAY IN YOUR CELL.
1287
01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:30,207
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
1288
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,142
WATCH THE SHOW.
1289
01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,446
HEY.
1290
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,016
EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?
1291
01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:41,118
WE JUST CAME TO THANK YOU.
1292
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,620
UH, FOR WHAT?
1293
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,423
YOU UH, SENT ME TO
MR. HAROLD'S HOUSE.
1294
01:03:46,456 --> 01:03:50,394
WHEN HE TOLD ME ABOUT HIS DAD
LOSING HIS JOB, I SAID I'M
1295
01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:54,899
LOOKING FOR A MANAGER TO RUN
ONE OF MY HARDWARE STORES.
1296
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:57,334
YEAH, I'M THANKFUL
THAT YOU DID.
1297
01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:59,503
SO I CAME TO THANK YOU
SHERIFF, YOU KNOW, FOR SENDING
1298
01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:02,606
MY BOY OVER, OVER TO HIS
PLACE THERE, AND ALSO FOR YOUR
1299
01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:05,075
WILLINGNESS TO DO A GOOD DEED.
1300
01:04:05,109 --> 01:04:08,078
'CAUSE WITHOUT THAT, NONE
OF THIS COULD'VE HAPPENED.
1301
01:04:11,548 --> 01:04:13,650
WELL...
1302
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,954
I WAS VERY HAPPY THAT EVAN
VOLUNTEERED TO GO OVER TO
1303
01:04:16,987 --> 01:04:19,957
MR. HAROLD'S HOUSE AND
KEEP HIS SIDEWALK SHOVELED.
1304
01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:23,994
YOU KNOW, NOT MANY CHILDREN
ARE WILLING TO WORK ANYMORE.
1305
01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:26,964
NOW, WHEN I WAS A
CHILD, WE HAD TO GO...
1306
01:04:26,997 --> 01:04:30,534
YES, I REMEMBER YOU WALKED
UPHILL TO SCHOOL TEN MILES IN
1307
01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:32,236
THE SNOW BAREFOOT.
1308
01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:33,971
I HAD SHOES!
1309
01:04:34,004 --> 01:04:35,339
OH, OKAY.
1310
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:36,440
WELL, THANK YOU.
1311
01:04:36,473 --> 01:04:37,942
WE SHOULD GET GOING NOW.
1312
01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:40,210
HE'S GOT WORK TO DO.
1313
01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:42,246
SHAUN SAYS HI.
1314
01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,982
YEAH, UH, SEND HIM MY BEST.
1315
01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:47,684
OH YEAH THAT, UH,
THAT REMINDS ME.
1316
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:51,021
EVER SINCE I'VE GOT A JOB
NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK SHAUN'S
1317
01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,589
MOTHER LISA TO MARRY ME.
1318
01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:54,158
HOHO, DAD!
1319
01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:55,225
CONGRATULATIONS!
1320
01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:57,261
THANK YOU.
1321
01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:58,562
ALRIGHT, NOW, LET'S GO.
1322
01:04:58,595 --> 01:05:00,164
COME ON.
1323
01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:08,005
SEE?
1324
01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:11,641
SOME OLD MAN OFFERS EVAN'S DAD
A JOB AND THAT, THAT CHANGES
1325
01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:14,044
EVERYTHING?
1326
01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:17,714
A JOB GIVES A MAN HOPE.
1327
01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:22,019
AND HOPE MAKES
HIM A BETTER MAN.
1328
01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:26,323
AND A BETTER MAN,
A BETTER FATHER.
1329
01:05:26,356 --> 01:05:30,660
AND A BETTER FATHER,
A BETTER FAMILY.
1330
01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:35,199
AND A BETTER FAMILY,
A BETTER WORLD.
1331
01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:41,738
DEEP.
1332
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:43,573
I LOVE YOU SANTA.
1333
01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:46,110
I LOVE YOU TOO RAINER!
1334
01:05:52,582 --> 01:05:54,551
SHERIFF LANGSTON SPEAKING.
1335
01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:55,619
I HEARD.
1336
01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:58,355
YEAH, EVAN'S DAD GOT A JOB.
1337
01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:02,159
NO, I MEAN YOUR JOB.
1338
01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:03,660
OH, UH, YEAH.
1339
01:06:03,693 --> 01:06:04,861
I GUESS UH...
1340
01:06:04,894 --> 01:06:08,465
RICK, I, I JUST WANTED YOU TO
KNOW, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
1341
01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:11,568
THE SHERIFF'S JOB IS YOURS,
THE SHERIFF'S JOB WILL ALWAYS
1342
01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:12,769
BE YOURS.
1343
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:15,472
TOM, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.
1344
01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:16,540
NOW RICK, I WANT YOU HERE.
1345
01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:18,308
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
1346
01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:21,678
BESIDES, NOBODY WOULD
LISTEN TO ME ANYWAY.
1347
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,747
YOU COMING OVER TONIGHT?
1348
01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,182
UH...
1349
01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:26,216
I DON'T KNOW.
1350
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,284
I DON'T KNOW.
1351
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:30,620
UM, THINGS JUST
GOT WORSE, SO...
1352
01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:34,358
YEAH, IT'S ALL THE
MORE REASON TO COME.
1353
01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:38,762
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
1354
01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:41,598
I LOVE YOU MAN.
1355
01:06:41,631 --> 01:06:44,301
UH...
1356
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:46,536
YEAH, I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER BUD.
1357
01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,708
AW, SWEET.
1358
01:06:51,741 --> 01:06:54,444
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
1359
01:06:54,478 --> 01:06:56,646
HE MEANT IT.
1360
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,450
YOU'RE LIKE A BIG
BROTHER TO HIM.
1361
01:07:00,484 --> 01:07:03,253
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
1362
01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:11,395
SAME OLD, SAME OLD.
1363
01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:14,731
BRAND NEW, BRAND NEW.
1364
01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:15,465
ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW...
1365
01:07:15,499 --> 01:07:17,501
RICK, SIT.
1366
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:22,272
JUST LISTEN FOR
A MINUTE, PLEASE.
1367
01:07:22,306 --> 01:07:26,210
YOU HAVE GOT A LOT OF
THINGS GOING FOR YOU.
1368
01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:28,078
INSIGHT DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE ONE OF THEM.
1369
01:07:28,112 --> 01:07:28,678
OKAY, UH...
1370
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:31,115
SHH, SHH, SHH.
1371
01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:33,850
THIS TOWN LOVES YOU.
1372
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:37,121
OH, THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS
TOWN THAT WOULD DO ANYTHING
1373
01:07:37,154 --> 01:07:39,556
FOR YOU, AND ALL
YOU CAN DO IS...
1374
01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:41,291
WELL.
1375
01:07:41,325 --> 01:07:43,427
COMPLAIN.
1376
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:47,697
YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR
WHOLE ATTITUDE AND OUTLOOK!
1377
01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:50,767
LOVE IS RIGHT HERE.
1378
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,570
UNDER YOUR NOSE.
1379
01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:57,374
AND YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE IT.
1380
01:07:57,407 --> 01:08:00,310
OH, YOUR DAUGHTER THINKS THE
WORLD OF YOU, AND YOU ARE
1381
01:08:00,344 --> 01:08:03,213
GOING TO LOSE HER TOO.
1382
01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:06,450
THIS TOWN WILL PUT UP WITH A
LOT, BUT EVENTUALLY THEY WILL
1383
01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:13,557
TIRE OF THE SHERIFF
WHO REFUSES TO BE...
1384
01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,359
HAPPY.
1385
01:08:18,362 --> 01:08:20,430
CAN I SPEAK?
1386
01:08:20,464 --> 01:08:23,367
I THINK YOU JUST DID.
1387
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:27,737
I UNDERSTAND WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING.
1388
01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:30,407
BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO CHANGE.
1389
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,309
AH.
1390
01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:35,412
BUT THAT'S THE FIRST STEP.
1391
01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:38,782
BE WILLING TO CHANGE.
1392
01:08:38,815 --> 01:08:41,551
WANTING TO CHANGE.
1393
01:08:41,585 --> 01:08:50,160
AND YOU WILL FIND HAVING
THAT, YOU WILL CHANGE.
1394
01:08:50,194 --> 01:08:52,462
I WANT TO CHANGE, I REALLY DO.
1395
01:08:52,496 --> 01:08:55,332
I KNOW YOU DO, RICK.
1396
01:08:55,365 --> 01:08:58,235
AND YOU WILL.
1397
01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:06,476
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1398
01:09:15,685 --> 01:09:17,221
HEY RICK.
1399
01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:20,324
WE'VE GOT SOMETHING
TO TELL YOU.
1400
01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:21,825
WE?
1401
01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:27,397
NOW, WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT
LEAVING AND WE KNOW THAT YOUR
1402
01:09:27,431 --> 01:09:29,499
NEW JOB FELL THROUGH.
1403
01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:34,504
BUT WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
IT MAKES IT THE BEST CHRISTMAS
1404
01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:37,507
THIS TOWN HAS EVER KNOWN!
1405
01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:38,975
OH, I...
1406
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:41,678
I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, UH.
1407
01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:42,779
THANK YOU.
1408
01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:46,283
AND WE WANT YOU TO KNOW WE
DECORATED YOUR WHOLE HOUSE,
1409
01:09:46,316 --> 01:09:47,384
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
1410
01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:50,954
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU
CAN JUST ARREST ALL OF US.
1411
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:55,492
WHY WOULD I MIND?
1412
01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:56,960
THANK YOU.
1413
01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:03,467
HAVING A MAN LIKE YOU AS OUR
SHERIFF IS THE KIND OF THING
1414
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,868
THAT DESERVES A TOAST.
1415
01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:06,603
DOES EVERYBODY
HAVE SOME EGG NOG?
1416
01:10:06,636 --> 01:10:08,872
WELL, WE DON'T.
1417
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:11,508
WELL HERE YOU GO.
1418
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,676
AH!
1419
01:10:18,848 --> 01:10:20,384
MINE DOESN'T HAVE BOOZE IN IT.
1420
01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:22,552
MAYBE THAT'S FOR THE BEST.
1421
01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,921
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
QUIT FOR GOOD.
1422
01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:26,523
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD...
1423
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:27,891
CAN DO THAT.
1424
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:31,395
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
1425
01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:37,701
NOW I'D LIKE TO
PROPOSE A TOAST.
1426
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:41,438
THROUGH THICK AND THIN, HE
HELPS US WHEN WE'RE DOWN.
1427
01:10:41,471 --> 01:10:44,608
AND IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT
WE ACKNOWLEDGE HIM.
1428
01:10:44,641 --> 01:10:49,513
RICK LANGSTON, A PILLAR OF
OUR COMMUNITY, AND WE'RE HAPPY
1429
01:10:49,546 --> 01:10:53,450
YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT
HERE IN ROCKFORD.
1430
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:56,720
THE BIG CITY CAN GO AND
EAT A BAG OF STALE POPCORN.
1431
01:10:59,356 --> 01:11:01,425
CHEERS!
1432
01:11:02,058 --> 01:11:04,494
* WE WISH YOU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1433
01:11:04,528 --> 01:11:06,696
* WE WISH YOU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1434
01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:08,932
* WE WISH YOU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1435
01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:11,435
* AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
1436
01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:15,839
* GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING
TO YOU AND YOUR KIN *
1437
01:11:15,872 --> 01:11:20,777
* GOOD TIDINGS FOR CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR *
1438
01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:28,017
UH, MOVE IT OVER TO
TOM'S PARTY, ALRIGHT?
1439
01:11:28,051 --> 01:11:30,454
HEY, THIS IS SOME
GREAT EGG NOG, RICK.
1440
01:11:30,487 --> 01:11:32,456
WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH
MR. HAROLD, BUT YOU KNOW I
1441
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:33,590
DIDN'T MAKE IT.
1442
01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:34,524
YOU BROUGHT IT.
1443
01:11:34,558 --> 01:11:36,526
OF COURSE I REMEMBER!
1444
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:41,365
I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW
THAT I KNOW THAT IT IS GREAT!
1445
01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:44,734
YES SIR, YES SIR.
1446
01:11:44,768 --> 01:11:47,471
OKAY, DESIGNATED DRIVERS!
1447
01:11:47,504 --> 01:11:49,439
BE SAFE!
1448
01:11:50,707 --> 01:11:53,843
OH, I REMEMBER HIM AS A CHILD.
1449
01:11:53,877 --> 01:11:56,713
HE WAS ALWAYS THE
NICEST LITTLE PERSON.
1450
01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:58,582
AND HE ALWAYS
LIKED HIS EGG NOG.
1451
01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,420
THANK YOU SANTA.
1452
01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:05,955
YOU'RE WELCOME RICK.
1453
01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:13,430
YOU CAN GO.
1454
01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:14,964
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
1455
01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:22,939
FAREWELL, RAINER.
1456
01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:25,742
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
1457
01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:30,980
NOW YOU HAVE TO
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
1458
01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:33,817
THANK YOU SANTA.
1459
01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:39,456
MERRY CHRISTMAS RICK!
1460
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,026
HO, HO, HO!
1461
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:49,433
AH, WHAT'S THIS?
1462
01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:52,836
OH, THAT'S THE TOYS FOR THE
UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN OF
1463
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:53,937
ROCKFORD.
1464
01:12:53,970 --> 01:12:55,872
SHIRLEY DOES IT EVERY YEAR.
1465
01:12:55,905 --> 01:12:57,474
INTERESTING.
1466
01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:05,549
WELL, IT'S TIME FOR
ME TO FLY, RICK.
1467
01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:07,784
MUSTN'T KEEP THE
CHILDREN WAITING.
1468
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:13,022
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA.
1469
01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:16,860
OH, HIS BAG.
1470
01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:18,895
OH, HERE, UH...
1471
01:13:18,928 --> 01:13:20,630
SANTA, WAIT!
1472
01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:29,072
SANTA, WAIT!
1473
01:14:05,909 --> 01:14:07,777
COMMANDO DUTCH.
1474
01:14:07,811 --> 01:14:09,445
TWO OF 'EM.
1475
01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:18,722
RAINER, DID YOU
PUT A SUIT IN THIS?
1476
01:14:18,755 --> 01:14:19,856
NO.
1477
01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:24,160
DO YOU I LOOK LIKE I
OWN MULTIPLE SUITS?
1478
01:14:24,193 --> 01:14:26,930
IT'S GOT YOUR NAME IN IT.
1479
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,932
HERE.
1480
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:32,335
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THIS ON,
GET READY FOR THE PARTY?
1481
01:14:36,205 --> 01:14:38,608
YOU WANT TO KNOW MY
PHILOSOPHY ON CHRISTMAS?
1482
01:14:38,642 --> 01:14:39,543
NO.
1483
01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:40,910
OKAY.
1484
01:14:46,850 --> 01:14:48,151
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?
1485
01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:50,286
WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU TOO, RICK.
1486
01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:51,721
MERRY CHRISTMAS?
1487
01:14:51,755 --> 01:14:52,956
YES.
1488
01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:54,624
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1489
01:14:54,658 --> 01:14:57,727
FREDERICO GOT TWO FIRST CLASS
TICKETS TO SPAIN AS A GIFT,
1490
01:14:57,761 --> 01:14:59,996
ALONG WITH A FIVE-STAR HOTEL
STAY, AND WE HAVE TO LEAVE
1491
01:15:00,029 --> 01:15:01,731
IMMEDIATELY.
1492
01:15:01,765 --> 01:15:03,266
THAT'S A LITTLE BIT
QUICK, ISN'T IT?
1493
01:15:03,299 --> 01:15:06,002
WELL IT'S A REALLY
UNEXPECTED GIFT.
1494
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:08,304
FROM SANTA.
1495
01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,840
HEH, YEAH, I'M SURE
ACTUALLY IT WAS.
1496
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:13,843
ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING THAT
MAYBE KARA COULD SPEND THE
1497
01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:15,078
HOLIDAY WITH YOU AFTER ALL?
1498
01:15:15,111 --> 01:15:18,147
IF YOU STILL WANT THAT.
1499
01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:21,685
WANT THAT? I WOULD LIKE THAT
MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE
WHOLE WORLD!
1500
01:15:21,718 --> 01:15:23,219
YES!
1501
01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:25,722
THANKS MOM!
1502
01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:26,990
OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS
SWEETHEART.
1503
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,291
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1504
01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:30,293
NOT YOU, RICK. KARA.
1505
01:15:30,326 --> 01:15:31,227
RIGHT.
1506
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,731
WHY NOT?
1507
01:15:40,236 --> 01:15:43,740
FREDERICO, NICE SWEATER.
1508
01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:45,141
THANK YOU.
1509
01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:46,342
Y-YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
1510
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:49,345
I KNOW THAT.
1511
01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:50,880
BE SAFE AND...
1512
01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:53,316
HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1513
01:15:53,349 --> 01:15:58,287
GOD BLESS YOU, MR.
SHERIFF RICK OF ROCKFORD.
1514
01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:05,294
WHERE'S SANTA?
1515
01:16:05,328 --> 01:16:08,598
UH, NORTH POLE I GUESS.
1516
01:16:08,632 --> 01:16:09,733
OH COME ON, DAD.
1517
01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,801
I'M NOT SEVEN ANYMORE.
1518
01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:13,870
NEITHER AM I.
1519
01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:18,742
HE WAS JUST A NICE OLD
MAN WHO WAS A BIT CRAZY.
1520
01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:22,612
YEAH, BUT UH...
1521
01:16:24,814 --> 01:16:27,050
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
1522
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:30,053
HE REALLY WAS SANTA.
1523
01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:32,221
AND YOU KNOW IT RICK.
1524
01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:41,731
RICK!
1525
01:16:41,765 --> 01:16:42,766
HEY, YOU MADE IT.
1526
01:16:42,799 --> 01:16:43,633
HEY KARA!
1527
01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:44,934
HOW YOU DOING, TOM P...
1528
01:16:44,968 --> 01:16:46,636
RAINER!
1529
01:16:46,670 --> 01:16:48,204
WHAT HAPPENED TO RAINER?
1530
01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:49,305
SANTA.
1531
01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:50,106
WELL, COME ON IN!
1532
01:16:50,139 --> 01:16:51,107
COME IN!
1533
01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:52,041
ALRIGHT, HEY.
1534
01:16:52,075 --> 01:16:54,711
AND WE COME BEARING GIFTS!
1535
01:16:54,744 --> 01:16:57,280
WELL AREN'T YOU THE MAN.
1536
01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:59,649
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GIFTS?
1537
01:16:59,683 --> 01:17:02,686
I PUT THE DOWN PAYMENT ON THIS
HOUSE 'CAUSE RENT-A-COP THERE
1538
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:04,187
DOESN'T MAKE ANY MONEY.
1539
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:06,389
ALRIGHT, THAT'S VERY
NICE OF YOU MA'AM.
1540
01:17:06,422 --> 01:17:07,724
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
1541
01:17:07,757 --> 01:17:09,893
DON'T CALL ME MA'AM.
1542
01:17:09,926 --> 01:17:13,262
WELL WHO ARE YOU,
AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
1543
01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:14,798
RAINER JEFFRIES.
1544
01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:16,265
REAL ESTATE AGENT.
1545
01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:18,301
WELL HONEY, LET'S
HAVE A DRINK.
1546
01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:19,969
OH, NO.
1547
01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:21,404
ONE DAY SOBER.
1548
01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:22,071
THANK YOU.
1549
01:17:22,105 --> 01:17:24,908
BUT HOW ABOUT A DANCE INSTEAD?
1550
01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:26,910
ME-OW.
1551
01:17:32,448 --> 01:17:33,249
RAINER!
1552
01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:34,751
SHIRLEY!
1553
01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:37,787
YOU LOOK GOOD.
1554
01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:41,224
OH, HOW'S YOUR
CHRISTMAS EVE, SHIRLEY?
1555
01:17:41,257 --> 01:17:42,391
BLESSED.
1556
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,694
DO YOU KNOW THAT SOMEBODY MADE
AN ANONYMOUS DONATION TO OUR
1557
01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:45,929
TOY DRIVE?
1558
01:17:45,962 --> 01:17:47,964
WE HIT OUR GOAL!
1559
01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:48,965
THAT'S JUST FINE, HONEY.
1560
01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:49,933
BUT YOU NEED TO BEAT IT.
1561
01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:50,867
MOVE ALONG!
1562
01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,869
YOU SHOULD THANK SANTA CLAUS.
1563
01:17:52,902 --> 01:17:54,203
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHIRLEY.
1564
01:17:54,237 --> 01:17:55,872
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1565
01:17:56,740 --> 01:18:00,143
YOU KNOW RAINER,
I MUST ADMIT...
1566
01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:02,678
I AM WELL INTO MY THIRTIES.
1567
01:18:03,947 --> 01:18:06,282
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HAVING ME OVER.
1568
01:18:06,315 --> 01:18:07,450
ARE YOU LEAVING US ALREADY?
1569
01:18:07,483 --> 01:18:11,387
WELL, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM
MY SON IN CHICAGO, AND AT THE
1570
01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:14,858
LAST MINUTE HE DECIDED TO
BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY IN
1571
01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:17,093
FOR CHRISTMAS.
1572
01:18:17,126 --> 01:18:19,295
HE SAID HE GOT A CALL
FROM A FRIEND OF MINE.
1573
01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:23,066
I DON'T KNOW WHO, BUT...
1574
01:18:23,099 --> 01:18:28,137
I'M GOING TO SEE MY SON, MY
GRANDDAUGHTER, AND MY
1575
01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:30,206
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
1576
01:18:30,239 --> 01:18:35,178
IT IS TRULY A
BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS.
1577
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:37,013
HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1578
01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:39,082
GOOD NIGHT, MR. HAROLD.
1579
01:18:40,149 --> 01:18:43,186
CHRISTOPHER, LOOK WHAT
SANTA CLAUS BROUGHT FOR YOU.
1580
01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,420
WHADDYA GOT, PAL?
1581
01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:45,955
A COMMANDO DUTCH!
1582
01:18:45,989 --> 01:18:46,856
THAT'S RIGHT.
1583
01:18:46,890 --> 01:18:47,957
A COMMANDO DUTCH!
1584
01:18:47,991 --> 01:18:49,793
HIGH FIVE, BUDDY.
1585
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:53,129
MERRY CHRISTMAS, PAL.
1586
01:18:53,162 --> 01:18:55,264
RICK, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE
TO BE THANKED,
1587
01:18:55,298 --> 01:18:57,333
BUT THANK YOU BROTHER.
1588
01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:58,467
THANK YOU RICK.
1589
01:18:58,501 --> 01:19:00,336
AND WELCOME.
1590
01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:01,304
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1591
01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:02,471
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1592
01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:08,945
I THINK YOU KNOW OUR GUESTS.
1593
01:19:08,978 --> 01:19:10,346
ALANA!
1594
01:19:11,514 --> 01:19:12,849
'SUP.
1595
01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:14,317
GOT A PHONE FOR CHRISTMAS?
1596
01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:15,351
ME TOO.
1597
01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:17,220
COOL.
1598
01:19:17,253 --> 01:19:19,222
COOL.
1599
01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:23,492
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH.
1600
01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:25,261
TURN AROUND.
1601
01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:31,901
ALRIGHT, I GOT THE TALL ONE.
1602
01:19:31,935 --> 01:19:34,570
FINE WITH ME.
1603
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,472
WHICH ONES THE TALL ONE?
1604
01:19:37,941 --> 01:19:38,541
HEY.
1605
01:19:38,574 --> 01:19:39,508
HI.
1606
01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:40,376
YOU MADE IT.
1607
01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:41,377
UH, YES.
1608
01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:42,278
YES I DID.
1609
01:19:42,311 --> 01:19:43,146
SO DID YOU!
1610
01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:45,381
YEAH, WELL, YOU INVITED ME.
1611
01:19:45,414 --> 01:19:47,250
YES I DID.
1612
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:49,585
I SEE, UH, KARA MADE IT TOO.
1613
01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:50,586
YEAH SHE DID.
1614
01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:51,921
OH, HOW'D THAT HAPPEN.
1615
01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:56,092
I FINALLY TOOK SOMEONE'S
VERY GOOD ADVICE.
1616
01:19:57,093 --> 01:19:59,462
EXCUSE ME.
1617
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:01,597
EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY, IF I
COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION JUST
1618
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,399
FOR A MOMENT.
1619
01:20:03,432 --> 01:20:09,205
UM, I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
GIFT, FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIRL.
1620
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,341
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1621
01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:20,449
LISA, WOULD YOU MARRY ME?
1622
01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:21,851
OH EVAN...
1623
01:20:21,885 --> 01:20:22,952
YES.
1624
01:20:22,986 --> 01:20:25,188
YES OF COURSE I WILL!
1625
01:20:31,961 --> 01:20:34,363
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS,
I AM SO EXCITED!
1626
01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,432
AND I HAVE SO
MANY THINGS TO DO.
1627
01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:38,567
I HAVE TO SELL MY HOUSE.
1628
01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:43,639
I UH, HAPPEN TO BE A REAL
ESTATE AGENT, SO I THINK I CAN
1629
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:46,342
HANDLE ONE MORE IN THIS CITY.
1630
01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:49,078
WELL THAT'D BE
GREAT, THANK YOU.
1631
01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:52,348
I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG.
1632
01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:55,284
WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE SPIRIT
OF CHRISTMAS HAS GOTTEN INTO
1633
01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:56,953
EVERYBODY THIS YEAR.
1634
01:20:56,986 --> 01:21:00,056
WELL, IT CERTAINLY
HAS GRABBED ME.
1635
01:21:10,099 --> 01:21:11,600
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1636
01:21:11,634 --> 01:21:13,269
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1637
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,342
DADDY, DADDY.
1638
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,210
HEY, WHAT'S UP BUDDY?
1639
01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,446
I SAW SANTA CLAUS
WITH ALL HIS REINDEER.
1640
01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:24,647
YOU SAW SANTA CLAUS?
1641
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:26,282
ALRIGHT, HIGH FIVE!
1642
01:21:26,315 --> 01:21:27,583
YOU HUNGRY?
1643
01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:30,053
ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA
CATCH YOU GUYS LATER.
1644
01:21:30,086 --> 01:21:32,421
HEY HONEY, DO WE HAVE
ANY MORE OF THAT HAM?
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