All language subtitles for Pagafantas

Cobra, with its intimidating
appearance and deadly sting,

known for its defensive reaction
in a collision with danger.

Being attacked,

It takes a vertical position, leaning
away from the aggressor.

But such a reaction is not
limited to this reptile.

It is used among people

as a means of protection
against attack.

That is why this motion
has been called

"Make a cobra."

The calculations of experts
on the subject

show that every 2 minutes someone
somewhere "does cobra.

This means that the here and now

Some people do cobra, after 1 min.
56 sec.

Objectified badstee1

I know who she is.

It does not matter.

- She met with her brother Peryanesa.
- Pete?

But we're just talking with her.

They have been together for several years.
Let's go home.

No, wait.

- This is a rum and cola?
- Yes.

What are you doing?

Get out.

Hey, dude!

Hello

You're not going away?

- I'm still here.
- And then I thought ...

You are waiting for someone ...?

No, no, do not worry.

That she left you
or you see her?

We met within 5 years, and
now I need a little ...

But I am not against a
serious relationship.

I, too, for all eternity met a few people.
Pete, maybe you know him.

Pete?

No, I do not know.

We parted company last month.

Really?

I'm sorry. How do you cope?

- Great.
- Yes?

I needed to unwind, that went
with friends to a party,

to be with someone with whom I want,
without any complications.

So do I.

I do not like complexity.
I am very simple person.

One of my best features
- I never complicate
the lives of others.

Your cocktail.

Thank you.

Did not you drink?

No, we nesovmetimy alcohol.

There are several
types of "Cobra"

Some of them are
more aggressive.

Goof

- This eatery should work.
- I think I should go home.

I'm glad that the previous
pub closed down.

They're always cut in''Heroes Silencio.''And
I hate Enrique Bunburi.

- You know, Ruben. "Yes, yes.

We can not be called Enrique
and have a name Bunburi.

Or, Enrique, or Bunburi,
but not all together.

Some moron from Saragossa!

Girls from him crazy.

What girl? "You see these?

He
- complete lack of talent,
uncouth idiot.

Peasant 40 years, and he behaves
like a devil who,

and walks with these stupid long
hair covering the face.

- Closed ...
- He shithead!

Imagines himself as
a new Bob Dylan.

No, it should be open.
There in the light.

This machine with cigarettes.

- I mean the red light.
- It is for Lucky Strike.

Maybe knock.

Knock,''in''Titos?
Why? CLOSED same.

It seems closed, because of the fines,
but inside there, perhaps lit.

Normal people do not light
the middle of the week.

No matter how noisy,
they do not hear us.

I am going home.
I'm at tomorrow's lecture.

What do you mean home?

Let's drink to the last,
another twelve no.

So far we can go on Wednesday?

Drop it, Wednesday
- the second Friday.

And I thought the second
Friday is Thursday.

No, you're wrong, dude.

All walk on Thursdays.

In fact, Thursday
- the second Saturday.

And what then Saturday?

If your environment - the second Friday, then Thursday
- the second Saturday,

And what then Saturday?

No more silly excuses.
Want to go home, ahead.

No, wait ...

You're talking with Anna?

She called me.

Thus, we do not ...

Let's not get drunk during
the week, so what?

Well,''and that''?

You left her forever,
but now that you say?

No, you knocked me to leave Anna.
I was happy with it.

You'll never be happy with Anna.

Since then, as we cast girls for 2
months never no one perepihnulis.

And those German
women, tourists?

They were both under 50.

Yes, but ...

They even protect themselves normally
do not know how, you know it.

Maybe we waste parted
with Anna and Eliza.

What? No, not that, Ruben.

If you want to go back, great.

Do what you want, but I
did not get involved.

I'm without you now cleared.

Right now I go and get drunk before
the pig squeal, whatever you say.

- Where will you go?
- In the old bar, where
we had walked.

There are Fruttero.

Ana said, Eliza wanted
to talk to you.

Yeah?
Then let her give that
to me and so well.

Most guys dream to be in my
place, so I fucking feel.

Jose Mari, again you overslept.

Do not go ...

- Simply push the foot.
- Does not help.

There. Come on.

- Where's my red sweatshirt?
- In your ...
In the room the lady Begoña.

You removed my things?

The living room was
full of your junk.

This is temporary.

You meant a flannel shirt?

Red, which I always wear.

Flannel. She was too shabby.

- You threw away?
- Must be my uncle
Jaime releases.

And what he did here?
He did not even uncle.

He found you a job.

And you did not ask
if I want it.

You should get a job.

I do not know anything
about photography.

But are you happy?

Happiness
- the most important
thing in life.

Coming!

Good morning, Jaime.

- Have you had breakfast?
- Yes.

Well, I'm ready.

Then eat them later. Croissants.

You see, Jose Mari, your
favorite croissants.

I baked them myself.

No yeast, I used a bicarbonate, so that
they are pompous, like an omelet.

Taste remains the same,

but they turn out the air ...

Try it.

No, it's time to go.

Oh yes, if late, the
boss we dismiss.

Do not worry, silly, boss is me.

I'll call you later.

You look great today.

Thank you, Jaime.

Let's see how will be the first day.
Put him behind the counter.

Do not behave like that.
It is for you, you know.

He does this for you.

Do not be so stupid.
And anyway, what have I?

All albums here.

Sorted by type of finish.

The album finished with leather or
with a frame of methacrylate.

Frame cheaper.

All right. A memory card?

Customers about them must
often ask, right?

Why do they need a memory card?

For digital cameras.

Check.

This is your mother.

Is it possible to capture
a quality digital camera?

Your mother
- beautiful, I say this
with all respect,

but try to get a photo
with a digital camera.

You will receive rubbish!

But people are buying
digital cameras.

Browse and buy drugs, but
I do not deal in heroin.

What I do not like to
do is to give advice,

except that what I say.

Forget about digital cameras,
they have no future.

All those megapixels
and other trash.

Does anyone know in general what a megapixel?
You know? No.

- Well, these are colored dots ...
- out of your head.
They do not need.

Those who buy digital cameras,
will soon understand this,

and then they come back here.
You'll see.

Take it is down to the dump "

Tomorrow.

Here diapers graces begonias,
they will stink.

Run down in quick.

- Stop!
- Damn!

Expelled the trash and
dropped his keys here.

- A spare you not?
- No, I have just arrived.

Do you have a flashlight?

Clean sweep was about to drive up.
Maybe you better ...

Wait, here they are!

- Since you climbed up there ...
- Can you help me out?

No, wait.

Tell me, please, that a red
sweatshirt with a hood?

It's mine.
I threw it by mistake.

Thank you.

Anything else I can send?

There is a box with the
remnants of cookies.

I joking.

Disgusting!

- I, Claudia.
- Chema.

I would kiss you,
but I'm carrying.

Survive.

- Really?
- Home keep up appearances.

Promise that you will
not breathe.

God, how disgusting!
You stink shit!

I, too, was joking.

Thank you. I'll give you a beer.

OK, let's go.

Now? But today, Wednesday.

Yes, but Wednesday
- the second Friday.

Really?

I'm not a hairdresser.
Sheared herself, and that's it.

You will get the job.
Can you work out of my head.

Are you sure?

I need practice.
I have two days probation.

Yes, of course.

If you want I'll give
you my phone, and ...

"If you want I'll give you
my phone, just fuck off!"

I did not say.

"I did not say."

"If you want, I clipped you
under zero, your mother."

No, put. We'll drink a toast.

Would you like limoncello?

The bartender, two portions
of limoncello.

I had a friend from Italy,
which only him and drank.

It contains alcohol?

You've never tried?

No, we are not compatible
with alcohol.

- He is very strong?
- No.

Well ...

Yeah? Yes, he's still here.
Will.

Come in, Jaime.

How do you Uncle James?
"Is not he wonderful?

And you did not sleep
when I come back?

From you flying ...
you drink, do not you?

I've come to one or ...?

Good morning, friends.

How are you?

- I myself did.
- Let's see.

This ashtray.

It is nice, but we have
no one smokes.

Well, maybe, lady Begoña
start smoking.

And you?
"You seem to drink
the day before?

Jose Mari, you should
contact Claudia.

What?

She was here? Where is she?

Your spin. Look at her.

6, 5, 2 ...

No, I'll write it down later.

Hold in place until
everything is erased.

7 and 2.

- And the last 2 digits?
- Wait. Just do not sweat.

How can I not sweating?

Can not understand is 7 or 9.
There is a dash.

This is a 5, it is clear as day.

5 and 2. How do I save?

- No, I do.
- I pressed the button and ...

Damn, you called!

Hello?

Claudia?

Remember me? This Chema.

- What did she say?
- Silence.

We are closed!

At 8:00? Okay, I'll come.

Where?

One moment.

You remember that place?

I was talking about.

Do you know how to get there?

Yes, Lamiak, in the
old district.

No, in case you forgot.
Excellent. Chao.

Yes, I kiss you.

She called me "baby".

Go home and change your clothes.

No, me and this good.

Do not be silly.
Go home and patted his shirt.

And let me tell you something.

What I do not like to
do is to give advice,

but if you want to know that
everything is as it should,

If she likes you,

then say goodbye and
after a few steps,

Look, do not turn
out if it works.

- But it does not always work.
- It means that not all is lost.

If she turns around,
then she likes you.

Your mother once turned.

I say this with all due respect.

It was in Plentzia
the day regatta.

So my mom and you ...?

Well, behind me, hanging a billboard on
the wall of a department store ...

and I do not know where she ...

But

perhaps she looked at me.

Listen to my advice,
put on your shirt.

Baby!

- Do you go.
- Well, you fresher?

- What?
- You forgot it in my apartment.

Fresher from what?

Long time since I do not
tear herself away.

Really?

I think we have raised over
his ears all the neighbors.

And what we did ..?
"Oh yes, it was a
cool detachment.

Would you like to drink,
or just go to my place?

And what we do you a loan?

We talked about this yesterday.

Yes, yes, we've been talking about it ...
So, let's go?

I Practice on your hair.

What?

Me?

No, I can not.
In the end, I can not.
It is impossible.

But yesterday you said that all
his life dreamed discolored.

I had a friend, an Australian surfer,
and his blond hair was ...

No, I'm dreaming, but ...

I need to practice until tomorrow.
I have never colored her hair.

What's so funny?

Do not look now, but ...
Do not look!

In Argentina, you know, is
a singer named El Puma?

Course. My mother adores him.

Every time I come here and see that the waiter ...
Look, here it is.

- I do not see.
- He went out.

'll Be back later.
He has such a hairdo ...

It is similar to the
aged El Puma.

You'll see, you will
die of laughter.

If I will need someone to lighten
up, I must know how to do it.

You will, I'm sure.

What will you have?

He was just a copy!

Why?

Without the concept,
they have no idea.

Drop it. What you said
- the truth.

- What?
- What? I do not know.

She sometimes had fits
of merriment.

It Exactly El Puma, only old.

No, listen, I want to say
- in the best sense.

For me, El Puma
- the greatest singer.

Not that he looks like.

And you told him that "Pavo Reel"
was your favorite song!

He was afraid that
he would cheat.

You do not want to
drink the last?

I should get this place.
Find a job without
papers so hard.

You all will, for sure.

Then, before the meeting.

Call each other tomorrow.

Hell, I'll call you and tell
you how everything went.

Chao.

If you want to know that everything
is as it should be,

Look, do not turn
out if it works.

This means all is not lost.

If she turns around,
then she likes you.

- Where are you looking for razzyava?
- I'm fine.

You're staring at her ass, no?

I do not stare!

This is what you did.

Chema, you all right?
"What happened?

He was just staring at your ass.

Not what I was staring.

Even so, I do not care.
Come on, get up.

But I do not stare.
I do not care about your ass!

Be careful.

Head spinning?
You need to eat sazhara.

Have you tried liquor
with hazelnuts?

You look fantastic! I'll call later.
Claudia

Association, who have no
official registration,

such as registration
of legal persons

be considered

as simply a civil or religious
associations.

Depending on the reasons for
which they were created.

Hello Call Ruben
Urrutia, please?

What?

I think I slept with her.

What do you mean, "think"?
You either slept or not.

In fact, I do not remember.

How can you not remember?

It seems to me, but
I'm not sure.

You do not want to go back to Elise,
but it suits me to this scene.

Oh, God!

- It is a hairdresser.
- Hairdresser?

Actually no, it nelegalka,
so that works which have.

We meet 2 days, Ruben. 2 days.

But I do not remember anything
that has value.

You must help me.

- You want me to talk to Eliza?
- I do not want to
go back to Eliza.

Then what do you want?

See to me at night.

And tomorrow you'll tell
me what you saw.

- You're joking.
- No, I'm serious.

Here again, I'm not going
to follow you follow.

I never remember what he
did when he was drunk.

Then do not drink, your mother.

We meet her today at 10.00.
I beg you.

I do not spend a sleepless
night rolls, watching you.

But why do not you find
someone who will agree.

We have a password?

Just be careful.

Alarm in case something
goes wrong.

Secret password?

Just driving up too close.

It is not necessary.

I am well equipped.

What's this?

What do you think?
This MinoIta 9000 AF

with 500-fold zoom, a favorite
weapon paparazzi.

You do not need to do a photo.
Just tell me what you saw.

She takes with him an old woman?

You said my mother?

I said that we just ride.
Do not worry.

Did not you on a date?

I did not know that lady
Begoña coming with us.

We put her in a van, it
does not bring trouble.

How are you, Jaime?

Do not worry, I'll manage.

- Chema, help me.
- Jose Mari ...

Give me a cord.
I'm hooked her chair.

More quickly, Claudia will
be at any minute.

Be very careful about one thing.
Do not let her hug you.

What?

What I do not like
is to give advice,

but if you embrace
it,'ll be done.

But all couples hugging ...

I'm talking about what is called

"Hug koalas.

Marsupial known as the koala

famous for its slowness

and the similarity with
the teddy bear.

One of the most well-known
habits of koalas is

habit of young animals to
cling to their parents.

Among people

"Make a koala" means
a friendly hug,

but not sexual.

Those who embrace, is likened
to a soft toy.

There is also the most unpleasant
form of 'embrace koalas.

"The hugging koalas with
pat on the back."

Try to get out of it,
but if you hug ...

It will be just your friend.

Claudia and I'm not
just friends.

Remember my advice and what
I told you about my arms.

Baby, climb!

- What is it?
- I got a job!

Hurry! Climb!

- No, let's take a walk ...
- Come on!

Are you sure that the lady
with Begoña be all right?

Yes.

As Jose Mari up to his
work in the store?

Wonderful.

- Fasten seat belt.
- These days he's
not himself ...

since parted with Eliza ...

Well, let's go?

You can go slowly?

This bike used.
I want to test it.

Chema, you took someone's money,
or something like that?

How did you get?

Behind us.

If I'm chilled, I swear, this
idiot behind, too, will rise.

Why are you stopping here?

Forget about them, let's go.

Ah, yes, because ...

Do not you think that we all
life somewhere in a hurry?

You look strange.

Yes, but life is flying
too fast, yes or no?

I do not know why after you
watch, but I'll help you.

- What you gonna do?
- Hold on tight.

- What you gonna do?
- Hold on tight.

Do not know, maybe the life and
flying too fast, but ...

Why do you ask?

This Alert!

What?

Lord Jesus!

- Where are you going?
- So short.

Where are you going?

Damn!

Señora Begoña, you all right?

Her life is so monotonous, I
bet she had a great time.

Here is a trip!

You saw what happened?

- To hell with them.
- No! I mean ...
Yes, spit on them.

I'm just worried about
where they are.

Above all, they are for
us not being watched.

I had a friend, a Mexican, he was always
up to his ears in problems.

But for Bilbao did okay
when you pursue?

This is a cultural tradition,
sometimes we have fun.

You have to Argentina so accepted?
No, I think not.

So what are we doing here?

First, give me a hug.
We were saved from the villains.

- No
- What's wrong?

Be sure to hug?

You do not want to hug me?

Yes, of course, I only
dreamed about it,

but I can not.

All because of the haircut.
It pleases me very much.

If I'm with you hug, I
leaned over and ...

Hold me, dude.

Well, just gently without
damaging hair.

Do not worry about their hair.

I have a surprise for you.

We've got a new product.

No, do not shoot.
I set the towel.

No, the spray flying
in all directions.

I wet the jacket.

It is Enrique Bunburi?

Course.

He, too, do you like?

I am a fan of him from 7 years,
I am mad at him I'll go!

No, you're kidding me.
You say just because ...

I'm serious!

I saw him live three times.
I even prints it
carried with me.

What?
I listen to his songs
all my life.

And I always encouraged
his music studies.

You are encouraged ... What?

I rested in the summer of
Saragossa several years.

I did not want to talk, but we
were kind of like friends.

No lie, we were not inseparable.

Terrific!

Do not exaggerate.

All I did ...

Well, you know, cheer him when
he was in a depression

and the rules of some
of his texts.

Yeah? Which ones?

I do not know they were many.

No, come on, tell me.

Well, "Between Two Worlds.

- Is this yours?
- Yes.

Yes, yes.

First song is called: "You're
between two heavens.

And I said: "Damn, Enrique," Between
Two Worlds "sounds better.

Once abnormal that we came
together so quickly.

You probably think I'm
arrogant hussy,

but you're so pathetic ...

I do not think you hussy.

Close your eyes, not to smarted.

Can you imagine

we have so much in common.

I want to tell you something.

Anything you want.

I do not know, can you feel
the same thing as I ...

I think I know what you mean.

I was going to say to you today.

To me, you ...

my best friend.

Do not know, Uncle Jaime's
head all right?

If you knew that he vytvoryayu today.
He ...

Can I ask you a question?

I do not like your new haircut,
but if it makes you happy ...

- The question about his uncle Jaime.
- What happened to him?

What do you think Uncle James?

In the sense?

What does it mean to you?

We have known for many years, he
was a friend of your father.

And what if he is secretly
in love with you?

Do not be so stupid!
"He is like a brother.

Yes, but that if he wants
something more?

What if he wants to be your
boyfriend, for example?

It can not be.

And you imagine.

What could he do this, that you
looked at him in a new way?

Never mind.

Nothing at all?

Well, I do not know, do sports or
to begin to dress differently.

Impossible.

But why?

Listen, dear,

in some men, we see the lovers, and in some
- friends.

- But what if ...
- And these views will
never change.

You gotta sleep, too late.

Congratulations, dear.

After midnight.
Came your birthday.

Thank you.

Loch
- a fate.

Loch.

Anyone who thinks that a relationship
with a female

and does not realize that he does
not shine with her sleep.

For unknown reasons, science,

Loh is not capable of causing

sexual interest in females.

Although razpoznat Loja by external
features rather difficult

Some habits betray his head.

He
- the only one who still represents
the robot when dancing.

Loch always comfort the female, when her
problems in relations with other males.

Loch never use the fact that
the female drank too much.

In the world of animals

none of the male does
not behave this way.

No, do not.

Are you all right?

Well ...

Damn, this guy is going to
have something to express.

Yes, something important.

Yesterday I called Sebastian.

- Sebastian
- My ex-boyfriend.

He wants to come here.
He astronomer.

At work, he said. Hell.

I know that doing bad, but I
have no desire to see him.

I told him that we'll meet.

Do you mind?

No, in any case, if you want,
we can begin to meet.

No, I mean, you do not
mind what I told him?

No, no, if only you
were good ...

I know that's a lie,
but not very large.

We are together with
you all day.

So, I do not want to see him.

And what do you want me to say?

Nothing, it was ...

Not very important?

No.

Mama ...

Yes, a little bit.

What happened?

I'm on my way.
Yes, I go out right now.

What?

My mother wants me to check on whether
she turned off the gas.

I'll go with you.

- Home to me
- Yes, you still do not
want to go anywhere.

-Okay, okay.-OK.

In fact, I do not live here,
this is temporary.

- Anyone here?
- No, we are absolutely alone.

Make yourself at home ...

- Sofa pull out?
- Yes.

Yes, exactly.

We can arrange it and watch
a movie or something else.

Yes, you can lie down.

All right.

Want to drink?
Beer or something more?

If I drink, I can not
get behind the wheel.

Well, you can stay the night
with me, if sochtesh fit.

Yes.

I want beer!
"Where is the kitchen?

At the end of the corridor.

Jose Marie!

God! What is this?

Surprise.
We could not wait any longer ...

- Surprise?
- Your cousins from Elche.

Happy Birthday

- Can we now go out?
- No!

Thank you.

Please hold. To me, please.

- What can we do?
- "Whatever, just be quiet.

But the lady Begoña urgently
need the bathroom.

She was, without a diaper?

Baby!

This is your mother?

She's beautiful!

Do not you think?

Now I know your uncle,
about whom you talked.

I do not remember nothing
about any uncle.

Let's switch on telecom?

What do you remember?
Of the one whose photo shop.

No, I do not remember,
and remember I'm not.

How about ...

Of the one who is in
love with your ...

Surprise!

Happy Birthday

Wow, thanks!

You should see my cousins!

Wow!

I did not expect.

Thank you.

Good God!

Leave me alone.

Not my fault that
I saw you fall.

It's not my fault that
I have seen ...

You're between two worlds

where there is no air
and one breath.

You're between two worlds

where there is no air
and one breath.

You were magnificent.

I did not know that "Heroes of
the Zodiac" also you like.

I'm sorry for what happened,

but your Argentinian
almost blabbed.

No matter.

I kept thinking over her words.

And dare.

As soon as the opportune moment,
I confess everything.

Your mother have a
favorite singer?

Do not know.

I want to sing next.

I do not know, I think she
liked simple songs.

Hello.

- Chema, one question ...
- Hello, Oscar, how's life?

Excellent, just ...

Mama said you had
kidney problems.

Just found there a couple of small stones,
but now I am in perfect order.

Listen, you and Claudia ...?

- What, me and Claudia ...
- you ...?

Oh, no, in no case. ... We

We are friends, just have
a lot in common.

OK, because I'm going
to try it zakadrit.

Do you mind?

I object? Never.

In no case, I do not mind.
So do what you want.

Well, you know, it's just class.

Actually, you tell her
scarcely like you.

But you decide.

You have a very
ntelligent family.

Yes, you think so?

Very intelligent.

That is, almost.

Almost?

Did you see my cousin, Oscar?

Yes, he's cute.

No, it is not nice.

Moreover,

He just got out of prison ...

- He was in jail?
- Yes, for drug trafficking.

He was selling drugs at
the school gate ...

What?

- Yes, he just a bitch ...
- Do not say that.

Yes, he is the son of a bitch!

But I do not want you to be
a bad opinion about him.

At heart he's a good guy

although, you know ...
stick to the 10
year-old girl ...

- How are you?
- Stay away from me.

- What?
- Chema told me everything.

- Tell what?
- What are you sick.

At least for me, you're
just like that.

But that was long ago.
And I'm cured.

"Cure" your mother?
"Like you just the grave treats.

Do not you think that
she exaggerates?

Well ...

In Argentina, like you
are rotting in jail.

- But they were very small ...
- You son of a bitch!

Jose Marie!

It's okay, I'm okay.

I myself was met,
it's my fault ...

I'm sorry, I psihanula.

I had never before been faced
with drug dealers.

- Forgive me, forgive me.
- No, well, I'm okay.

- Really? Maybe a headache?
- No, everything is fine.

If you have a headache, stay.

Well, maybe a little
bit and it hurts.

Then stay here.

You never stay.

You can go with me or
on the couch ...

I'll sleep with you.

I'm tired of sleeping
on the couch ...

It's great!
I thought you would never agree.

I will come to you pajamas.

No, do not worry.

Is not it wonderful?

We must also often
sleep together.

The next time I'll
bring my pajamas.

If I embrace you in the night,
do not worry, I'm not stuck.

It's okay, do what you want.

You're at home.

The word "lemur" is derived
from the Latin "lemures"

which translates as
"spirit night".

Nocturnal,

lemurs are known for their
huge shining eyes

and fixed postures.

Eyes wide open

and at night make the
behavior like a lemur

the behavior of the guy who slept
with a girl who he likes,

but whose failure he
is very afraid.

So he stands still,
not touching it.

This posture is called
"do a lemur."

Good morning.

You're already awake?

Yes, just a minute ago.

It was good, right?

We have a great time if
you lived together.

Yes

it would be great.

Your sofa

I feel quite uncomfortable.

Well, yes,

would be great.

Mom, my boxes! I'm moving!

I told you that this
is temporary!

Hello, Chema.

Eliza, what are you doing here?

Your mom invited me.

I called her for lunch, so
we have not seen each.

She told me about your
Mexican friend.

She Argentinian.

And she's not just a friend.
We're going to live together.

- She hit the bottle you!
- I'll take it.

Uncle James will bring
in a van the rest.

Darling, are you sure?

I am happy, and it is important.

- Hello.
- Sorry, wrong door.

You must be Chemita.
I Sebastian, come.

Baby, look who come to
us from Buenos Aires.

We are together again.

We are together since
time immemorial.

Now both my boyfriend here.

How about limoncello?

Come on.

- I still brought it.
- You got the wrong door.

You need a number
of the apartment?

- Well, you joker.
- Sorry, I do not know.

Sorry, wrong door.

- Who was that?
- Were wrong door.

I want to thank you for having
looked after her.

Another in your place, must
take this opportunity.

Used the occasion? No.

I do not like that.

I was thinking that you are friends
with her in the hope of sleep,

but she told me that between
you there is no

sexual attraction.

Claudia Just like a woman
does not interest me.

Otherwise we would have
already hooked up.

And with me all the way around.
It's driving me crazy.

Have not met one girl like her.

It belongs to the type of women,

which can not fail to love,
no matter what they get up.

And over there ...

constellation Ursa Major.

Inside it one of the spiral galaxies, a distance
of about 37 million light-years.

So that her light we see now,

reached Earth after a 40
million light years.

40 million ...

Is not that super-duper, baby?

Perhaps ...

- Do you like stars?
- Yes ... Well ...

they all like.

And what is your favorite
constellation?

You mean, in our galaxy?

Well, the Big Dipper.

Low good too.

All?

There are just too many.

Star of Bethlem.

Bethlem?

And this is?

Perhaps, in Argentina it
is called differently.

Yes, probably.
But show it to us. Where is she?

Well ...

Here it is, here.

The one red.

The one that flashes?
It looks like a plane.

No, it's twinkling stars.

Dunno how much to her millions
of light years ...

Yes, but it is moving,
is not it?

So it was a comet.

Kiss my ass!

''Do not answer!''

''Do not answer!''

You told her that I'll be here?

No, I just asked her to meet,

but I think she guessed.

Sh-sh, and behave naturally.

- Great was the game, right?
- Yes, but that goal ...

Why are you here?

That's a coincidence!

We accidentally met on the street
and went here to drink.

Treat you?

I'll leave you for long.

So, how are you? How's life?

''Do not answer!''

So ...

What do you want?

What do I need?

- Let's talk about us.
- About Us?

I asked you a little time to ...

You talking about?

You broke up with me.

No, I had time to think.

People say so, when
they want to leave.

No one says, "It's over." Everyone
says that they need time to think.

Well, I said what I thought.

For example when you said

that threw me, because
we are too similar.

I'm saying?

Or when you said that
I did not change,

I'm the best,

but you have a strange feeling as
if you picked the wrong girl.

Yes, I said all that,

but let's not talk
about the past?

Then what?

Baby!

You love Claudia.

No.

It does not suit me.

I?

All right, baby.

Come we go somewhere
for the weekend?

See.

Sorry.

''Do not answer!''

Why are you calling
me all the time ...

What?

She was stopped for speeding, and discovered
that she had no license.

- You are her boyfriend?
- Yes.

No, not really.

We live together,
but we do not ...

Sorry.

He is her friend.

My client
- one of the Senorita.

And who are you?

His lawyer.

That is, I'm a lawyer.

For the fifth year.

Listen, your honor ...

Commissioner.

Sorry, all right.

Commissioner ...

Chema
- my friend, Miss Claudia
is not his girl

but she put him in a very
awkward position.

What are you talking
about, Ruben?

Go.

Your honor, he was mad
about her, but ...

What do you mean it?

And she thinks it just a friend?

Exactly.

With all this happens.
I am sure you ...

Sorry, I'm sure you do not ...

Well, his problems
are behind us.

- She worked here illegally.
- Damn, I remember!
Wait a minute.

- What is it?
- My lectures.

"International Law III".
I did walk.

Do not worry.
The law is very clear
and simple.

She will be deported
within 48 hours.

- You are at hand.
- Do not exaggerate.

Do not abandon it?
And what about Eliza?

But I do not want to be
sent back to Argentina.

She will leave in two days.
No other way.

There must be some way out.

If her boyfriend was a Spaniard,
he would marry her,

but the astronomer, too,
from Argentina.

Wait.

If he were a Spaniard, she
was allowed to stay?

No, stop, stop.

Do not even think about it!

In any case, you will not,

neither the church nor the registration desk
you will not be married within 48 hours.

So where are you going to do it?

INTERNATSIONALNIY WATER

Come on, do it for me.

He did not go.

Now this quality can not
be found anywhere.

Once he was worth
40 000 pesetas.

It was purchased in case a girl's
best friend becomes her husband.

But I will not be her husband.

You kiss her.

Do you still kiss her.

Or what will you do when you say:
"You can kiss the bride"?

Pozhmesh her hand?

... Join Claudia and Jose
Maria in wedlock.

Claudia, I agree if you
take What a husband?

Yes.

Chema, whether you agree
to marry Claudia?

Yes.

Authority vested in me by God,

pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Are you okay?

Yes.

Sorry.
I think not of such a wedding
you dreamed of.

The main thing that I can stay.

I'll miss you, too.

Sebastian wants me to go
with him to Madrid.

Let us embrace at parting?

From me stinks.

When we met, from
me, too, carried.

"All you have is crap!" How disgusting!
"

What's wrong?

Never mind.

In vain only your suit ruined, but
you talked me into it myself.

I'm all right.

Look, what I do not like
is to give advice ...

You do not like, so do not go!

I understand how upset you.
Your uncle Jaime here to ...

Fuck uncle Jaime.
You're not my uncle!

Wake up, idiot, my mother,
you're not interested!

You and your store
- just antediluvian ruins!

As your film cameras!

It is time for a surprise.

Our team has prepared
everything for you.

This wedding and for
us a major event.

- Come.
- Thank you!

Let's go to the rest?

We will have to stay here.
"Looming storm.

YEAR LATER

- Good morning.
- Hello.

Happy birthday, dear.

After work
- once home.

You will wait for a surprise.

All right.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

Hi, Uncle James.

I'm not your uncle.
What do you want?

I invite you to his birthday.

Forget, I'm busy, I have now
a breakthrough of visitors.

Hello, I brought a photo.

I want to print it on a mug.

It will be done.

Since when do you bargain
digital cameras?

Since then, as a puppy told me that my dream
- shit.

Maybe, after all ...

Mama should come.
How long have you been not seen.

Señor, no problem.

Chema!

I want to give you one
piece of advice.

Bleached hair are you more.

Surprise!

Where is your mother?

Eliza, you are warned my mother?

Yes, but she said that she did
not leave a lady who Begoña.

Miguel, you have not told
him about the Challenge?

I'm going to say after.
We are all delighted with him.

You come a long way, but ...

What but?

Take the last step.
We are on threshold of
new developments.

Papa, do not start.

This must be a mother.

Baby!

Happy birthday, dear.

How fortunate that Claudia
seized a bottle of wine.

But we are happy, and
it is most important.

Why are not you in Madrid?

I wanted a little respite
from Sebastian

and as he Chemity
birthday, I said:

"Drop it, dude, that shit over.
I do not miss this town red!''

Gloria, we obuzhdali wedding
of our children.

Course.

They are going to get married?

That's great!

But first, Chema and
I have to ...

Sorry, Claudia.
Let's go out for a minute?

At the same time clean clothes.

In Argentina, decided to throw
food, this cultural tradition.

- What's wrong?
- You're going to tell them!

- They do not know that we're married?
- No, they do not know!

- We should tell them everything.
- You're insane.

They will learn sooner or later.

What the fuck are you cornered?

If we explain everything in detail,
they will understand.

How?

They will be proud that
you helped me.

And if they are reasonable people,
they should understand.

I'll come down and make
mincemeat out of him!

Elise, let me explain.

- Leave me alone
- I'll break the bastard!

Between Claudia and me nothing.

Tell him his feet were in my office!
Or I'll finish it!

But you were so happy?

Yes, your son, I was
damn happy, lady!

My clothes were on top.

What?

I forgot my suitcase,
I'll talk to them.

What more do you want?

Sorry, but Claudia had
forgotten suitcases.

Do not worry, I now
overlook them.

You have that nobody
else had a call?

Forgive me, please.

Thank.

Do not tell my mother that
I have helped you.

Tomorrow I will return.

You do not have to hurry.

Jaime?

How many years, how
many winters.

You're so thin.
Are you all right?

Yes, wonderful.

Why are you here?

In cases.

So, we can not anywhere
to sit, drink wine.

Now I only drink coffee.

Very sorry.

We have seen so often
before, but now ...

I'll see you somehow,
when it is time.

Yeah?

Well, perhaps, a cup of
tea with chamomile.

Course.

- Where are we going in the bar?
- The airport.

Why?

You fly home.

I do not want to go to Madrid.

You're not flying to Madrid.

Wait, I do not have time!

Wait!

- When the next flight to Buenos Aires?
- We are flying to Argentina?

You fly one.

Three hours.

Wonderful. One ticket.

Economy class seats are occupied.
There is only 1 400 euros.

Wait a minute.

I'm not going to fly to
Buenos Aires, baby.

Stop calling me baby!

I need your help.

You see, what have you done?

Let me borrow some money.
1 400 euros, please.

Are you crazy?

- What is it?
- He asks for more money.

Last time, help me.

What do you need 1 400 euro?

To send Claudia in Argentina.

Write the number of
my credit card.

- He sends her to Argentina.
- Give him my number, too.

Better send me smskoy.
Thank you very much.

I apologize for the Elise, but you
are very unfair to her cost.

- Sebastian, I would not ...
- I bury both, whatever you
have with Sebastian!

- Why are you talking to me in that tone?
- Because I'm your husband!

Chema ...

Stop hugging me!

You do zadolbala.

Why?

Claudia,

What would you think if would have
known that I was in love with you?

Moreover.

What if I still love you?

Because I can not believe
that you'll never guess

I wanted to live with you,

be your boyfriend, do not
share you with others,

walk with you,

hold you in my arms and
kiss on the lips.

What do you mean, baby?

As we're able to be together?

What?

Fall in love with me!

How could you fall in love with
me, when you're my baby.

This is ridiculous.

Do you think this is funny?

What you and I
- a couple? Yes

After all, it was a joke, no?

Course.

I love your sense of humor!

A ticket to Argentina?

Do you think this kupilas.

I confess, you were at the height, but I'm
not for one second you do not believe it.

No, alcohol is harmful to you.

That was before.

Loch
- a fate.

Sleep on, even 6 o'clock to go.

What are you?

You fell asleep as soon as
we boarded the plane.

Just do not say that we
fly to Buenos Aires.

You said that you will always have
my friend, here or in Argentina.

But the more you will
not be my friend.

No?

You're like a brother.

Your cocktail, sir Bunburi.