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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,270 --> 00:00:03,908 I think I have a crush on Curtis. 2 00:00:03,910 --> 00:00:05,080 Okay. 3 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:08,058 - Do you like this class? - Yeah, I do. 4 00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:10,628 - How old are you? - How old are you? 5 00:00:19,339 --> 00:00:22,059 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 6 00:00:22,070 --> 00:00:24,500 I'm a housewife. Uh... 7 00:00:24,510 --> 00:00:26,320 I... 8 00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:28,759 met my husband in college. Uh... We have two kids. 9 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,229 I'm, um... an administrative assistant 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,429 for a real estate firm. 11 00:00:33,429 --> 00:00:37,768 I like yoga, and, uh, jewelry making. 12 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:40,060 Well, no one knows until they know, 13 00:00:40,070 --> 00:00:41,649 um, I'm a squirter. 14 00:00:41,649 --> 00:00:45,399 Yeah, I like it rough. Really rough. 15 00:00:45,399 --> 00:00:47,130 Do you have fetishes? 16 00:00:47,140 --> 00:00:48,719 I like my feet licked. 17 00:00:48,729 --> 00:00:51,639 - Your toes, or your... Yeah. - My whole... My whole foot. 18 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,198 From the top all the way down. 19 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,130 Have you ever had a threesome? 20 00:00:55,140 --> 00:00:58,168 No, but I... No. 21 00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:00,130 If you did, what would it be? 22 00:01:00,149 --> 00:01:01,960 Two women? Two men? 23 00:01:01,969 --> 00:01:04,189 - I... - A guy and a girl? 24 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,269 All of it sounds really good. 25 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,010 What's on your sexual bucket list? 26 00:01:09,019 --> 00:01:13,489 Gang bangs. That's... That seems... 27 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:16,260 That seems like it's pushing the limit, 28 00:01:16,269 --> 00:01:19,409 but I think... eventually, 29 00:01:19,420 --> 00:01:21,069 it's something that I would love to do. 30 00:01:21,069 --> 00:01:23,688 Have you ever done an adult video? 31 00:01:23,689 --> 00:01:26,010 - Anything like this before? - No. 32 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,310 What made you decide to do this? 33 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,399 I guess just curiosity, mostly, uh... 34 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:36,649 excitement, and just wonder, like, what this could be like, 35 00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:38,509 and I thought it might be fun. 36 00:01:38,509 --> 00:01:40,588 All right, ready to do this? 37 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:42,558 - I'm ready. - Okay then... 38 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,468 ... let's get things rolling. 39 00:01:44,469 --> 00:01:46,319 - Okay. - Cool. 40 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,859 Hey, Leilani. 41 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:57,500 What happened? 42 00:02:01,849 --> 00:02:04,299 Oh, no, that's awful. 43 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,530 Okay, well, I'll let everyone know. 44 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:12,330 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 45 00:02:16,139 --> 00:02:20,212 _ 46 00:02:21,819 --> 00:02:23,969 Who is it this time? 47 00:02:23,979 --> 00:02:27,879 Um... Roy Rafferty. 48 00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:30,520 What a shame. 49 00:02:33,599 --> 00:02:37,129 Dude, my dad... 50 00:02:37,139 --> 00:02:40,560 he actually ran three half-marathons. 51 00:02:40,569 --> 00:02:42,210 That's more than a full marathon. 52 00:02:42,219 --> 00:02:45,569 It's a... It's one-and-a-half marathons. 53 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:46,849 Do you, uh... 54 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:49,240 Do you mind if I disappear your little Japanese fuck-me doll? 55 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,490 Her name is Hiroko. 56 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,938 Call her by her name. 57 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:55,590 Yeah, Hiroko feels a little bit racist. 58 00:02:55,599 --> 00:02:58,549 No, she... It can't be racist because I love her. 59 00:02:58,550 --> 00:03:02,098 Yeah, it's still racist. 60 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:06,259 Um... Okay, on this episode of Snot or Cum... 61 00:03:06,259 --> 00:03:07,930 Yeah. 62 00:03:07,939 --> 00:03:11,009 - And this is crusty, I feel it. - Shit. 63 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,759 - I'm gonna... I'm gonna go. - I know. I haven't washed it. 64 00:03:12,770 --> 00:03:15,098 I can't handle all this shit, so... 65 00:03:15,099 --> 00:03:16,848 Oh, shit. All right. 66 00:03:16,849 --> 00:03:19,019 Yo, will you tell your parents I say hi though? 67 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:21,340 - Yeah, sure. - Especially your mom, okay? 68 00:03:21,349 --> 00:03:22,689 'Cause I'm gonna fuck your mom. 69 00:03:22,699 --> 00:03:24,590 Oh. 70 00:03:24,599 --> 00:03:25,909 I'm surprised you'd have the energy 71 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,899 after jerking off to your dad all day long. 72 00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:33,259 Well, you'd be surprised. I have a lot of stamina. 73 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:36,039 Fucking... Will you get the door? 74 00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:51,219 - Hi. - So, this is the, um... 75 00:03:51,229 --> 00:03:54,270 the famous senior center. 76 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,689 Uh... Yep, it is. 77 00:03:57,060 --> 00:04:01,399 Um... I... Sorry, I wanted to apologize... 78 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,219 for the other night. I... 79 00:04:03,229 --> 00:04:06,189 that was not cool, so... 80 00:04:06,199 --> 00:04:09,280 I hope I didn't... say anything weird. 81 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,959 It's okay. 82 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:24,754 Thank you, but it's okay. We were all... 83 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,750 Yeah. 84 00:04:27,759 --> 00:04:30,569 So... 85 00:04:30,579 --> 00:04:32,310 It was fun. 86 00:04:33,779 --> 00:04:35,310 Yeah, it was. 87 00:04:39,519 --> 00:04:43,278 Um... Eve... 88 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:45,949 Are you... Are you doing anything this weekend? 89 00:04:53,189 --> 00:04:57,340 I've had a really... really long day, Julian. 90 00:04:57,350 --> 00:05:00,872 I'm gonna... just gonna go home. 91 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:04,509 I'll see you in class? 92 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:07,120 Yeah. 93 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:12,639 Okay. 94 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,428 Hey! 95 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:27,209 - These are from your mom. - Oh, my gosh. 96 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,899 - She sends her love. - Okay. 97 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:30,728 There's all kinds of things tucked in places. 98 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,439 - Just put it right here? - Uh-huh. Yeah. 99 00:05:33,439 --> 00:05:37,060 Let me look at you. Yeah. I think college agrees with you. 100 00:05:37,069 --> 00:05:40,230 Hey! 101 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,620 What's up, man? 102 00:05:42,629 --> 00:05:44,300 Hey, these are pretty nice digs. 103 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,369 Yeah, no, it's not bad. 104 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:47,069 - It's, um... - Hello! 105 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,579 Hey, come on in. 106 00:05:48,590 --> 00:05:52,459 Oh, my God. I haven't been in a dorm room in so long. 107 00:05:52,459 --> 00:05:53,678 What's going on? 108 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,040 What do you think? 109 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:01,509 You didn't tell him we were coming, did you? 110 00:06:01,509 --> 00:06:03,300 I'm sorry. 111 00:06:03,879 --> 00:06:06,250 No, no, no. It... 112 00:06:06,259 --> 00:06:07,439 He always thinks he did, 113 00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:09,269 - but he always didn't. - Yeah. 114 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,269 - But we love him anyway. - Yeah. Yeah. 115 00:06:11,269 --> 00:06:13,769 - I could have sworn I told you. - Hi. 116 00:06:13,769 --> 00:06:15,959 No, no, it's fine. It's totally cool. 117 00:06:15,970 --> 00:06:17,279 - I know he didn't. - Yeah. 118 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:21,009 - Jonathan really wanted to see you. - Yeah! Hey, little man. 119 00:06:21,009 --> 00:06:24,920 What's up? You still playing with, uh... Scruffy? 120 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:26,759 Stripey. 121 00:06:26,769 --> 00:06:29,240 Oh, yeah. Stripey. 122 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:36,800 Okay, so, uh... 123 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:39,550 Dinner? You guys wanna go get some dinner? 124 00:06:40,639 --> 00:06:43,218 Well, Jonathan's not crazy about restaurants... 125 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:45,840 - Right. - ... so we got some burritos. 126 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:48,579 - Oh. Yeah. - Yeah. 127 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:50,968 - Where can we, uh... you wanna sit... - Oh, yeah. 128 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:53,639 Anywhere. Sorry, it's kind of a free for all. Um... 129 00:06:53,649 --> 00:06:55,290 - What've we got here? - Wanna take off your bag? 130 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,310 There you go. 131 00:06:56,319 --> 00:06:58,608 Hey, got your... Wanna beer? 132 00:06:58,610 --> 00:07:00,339 - Sure. I'll have a beer. - All right. 133 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,060 - Let's make it a party. - Yeah, you got it. 134 00:07:02,069 --> 00:07:04,660 - It's a dorm party. - Dorm party. 135 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,000 Hey, can I get one of those? 136 00:07:08,009 --> 00:07:09,490 Thank you. 137 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:14,459 Ready to make your dreams come true? 138 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:17,259 Not getting any younger. 139 00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:19,370 Why are you doing this? 140 00:07:20,490 --> 00:07:21,970 It's on my bucket list. 141 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,889 Are you nervous? 142 00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:28,079 No. 143 00:07:28,089 --> 00:07:30,149 Why'd you wait so long? 144 00:07:31,639 --> 00:07:34,399 I didn't think I was allowed. 145 00:07:34,409 --> 00:07:37,310 You were always a good little girl, huh? 146 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,678 I don't wanna be a good girl anymore. 147 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,759 Well, it's your lucky day. 148 00:07:43,759 --> 00:07:47,379 I've got two hot studs waiting right outside the door. 149 00:07:47,389 --> 00:07:51,290 - You ready? - I'm so ready. 150 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,649 Oh, my... No. 151 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:15,759 Girls did not dress like that when I went to school. 152 00:08:15,769 --> 00:08:17,550 You must be cleaning up. 153 00:08:20,329 --> 00:08:22,240 Wanna try some waffle? 154 00:08:25,029 --> 00:08:29,399 Beep, beep. It's backing up. Beep, beep, beep. It's crunchy. 155 00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:32,240 - Yeah, you like that? - So, what's the plan for today? 156 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:35,078 I was thinking we could go to the football game. 157 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,120 If, um... 158 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:40,629 Guess not. 159 00:08:47,009 --> 00:08:49,870 You try the applesauce? 160 00:09:25,179 --> 00:09:27,539 You might not know this, but, uh... 161 00:09:27,549 --> 00:09:30,379 I went to college for a couple of years. 162 00:09:30,389 --> 00:09:33,750 I majored in partying and being stupid. 163 00:09:33,759 --> 00:09:36,289 Yeah. 164 00:09:37,799 --> 00:09:40,100 I was so ashamed... 165 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:41,979 when I flunked out. 166 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:45,389 All that wasted money... 167 00:09:45,399 --> 00:09:48,330 I tried to apologize to my dad, 168 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:50,870 and he tells me, "Don't worry about it." 169 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:55,820 He says, "Come work for me. 170 00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:58,639 It's all I ever wanted." 171 00:09:58,649 --> 00:10:00,879 He made it into a good thing. 172 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:06,919 That's who this man was. 173 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:09,879 You know. 174 00:10:09,889 --> 00:10:13,559 He loved and accepted everybody... 175 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:15,049 for who they were. 176 00:10:15,059 --> 00:10:18,139 Never wanted you to be... 177 00:10:18,149 --> 00:10:20,210 somebody you weren't. 178 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,460 This man's my hero. 179 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:26,570 I love you, Pop. 180 00:11:04,809 --> 00:11:07,179 Hey, get away from him. 181 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,039 You got no right. 182 00:11:09,049 --> 00:11:11,139 You kick him out for being some kind of pervert, 183 00:11:11,149 --> 00:11:13,239 then you come here and you wanna give him a kiss? 184 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,669 Maybe you're the pervert. You ever think of that? 185 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:17,019 Please don't call me that, George. 186 00:11:17,029 --> 00:11:18,740 Well, you sure got the nerve of a pervert. 187 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:22,129 I am so sorry for your loss. I'm so sor... 188 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,340 My father was a good man. 189 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,450 I'm sorry if I offended you, George. 190 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:28,168 Your father meant a lot to me. 191 00:11:28,169 --> 00:11:30,669 I'm so sorry for your loss. It was a lovely service. 192 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:33,970 Okay. 193 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,629 - You wanna get a drink? - Ah, yes. Please. 194 00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:40,100 - Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. Please. 195 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:58,369 I'm glad you're here. 196 00:11:58,370 --> 00:12:00,330 I'm glad I'm here, too. 197 00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,250 Um... So, um... 198 00:12:03,259 --> 00:12:05,589 you know, I was thinking about our conversation the other night... 199 00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:07,750 and I was wondering... 200 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:11,299 if I could pick your writer brain a bit. 201 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:18,798 I didn't realize this was gonna be a brain pick. 202 00:12:18,799 --> 00:12:20,960 I thought we were just hanging out. 203 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:25,100 Oh... Yeah. That... Me too. That's what we're doing. 204 00:12:26,549 --> 00:12:30,759 Oh, God... I'm sorry then. Oh. I... 205 00:12:30,759 --> 00:12:32,899 It's just that phrase. "Pick your brain." 206 00:12:32,899 --> 00:12:35,440 - Oh. I'm sorry. - God, it's so aggressive. 207 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,690 Yeah, I didn't mean to put it that way. 208 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,568 No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have reacted that... 209 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:39,700 It's fine. 210 00:12:45,289 --> 00:12:48,959 Patriarchy. Patriarchy. Patriarchy. 211 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,370 Patriarchy. 212 00:12:51,289 --> 00:12:52,338 Patriarchy. 213 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:54,539 I get it. Men suck. 214 00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:57,320 - You made your point. - Yeah. 215 00:12:57,330 --> 00:13:00,750 Patriarchy. Patriarchy. Patriarchy. 216 00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:03,500 - Sorry. Excuse me. - No, excuse me. 217 00:13:03,509 --> 00:13:05,149 - Sorry. - Back away. 218 00:13:14,889 --> 00:13:16,830 Patriarchy. 219 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,940 Patriarchy. Patriarchy. 220 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:20,970 Go long. 221 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,279 Go long! 222 00:13:33,549 --> 00:13:36,909 Oh! 223 00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:41,639 Hey, you guys wanna hit those food trucks? 224 00:13:41,649 --> 00:13:43,220 - Aw, I love them... - You hungry, man? 225 00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,320 They make me miss Austin so much. 226 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:47,139 Okay, I get it. You miss Austin. We'll visit. 227 00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:50,178 You like trucks, right, buddy? 228 00:13:50,179 --> 00:13:51,360 Right? 229 00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:53,259 We're the Little Monsters, and we'd like to welcome 230 00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:55,479 all you parents to BSU. 231 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,309 One, two, three, four. 232 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,159 ♪ Rah, rah, ah-ah-ah! ♪ 233 00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:01,610 ♪ Ro-mah, ro-mah-mah ♪ 234 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,678 ♪ Gaga, ooh-la-la! ♪ 235 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:05,078 ♪ Want your bad romance ♪ 236 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,259 All right, hold on, John. 237 00:14:08,009 --> 00:14:09,850 Did he touch you? Can I touch you? 238 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:10,980 Do you want your headphones? 239 00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:15,299 ♪ I want your everything ♪ ♪ As long as it's free ♪ 240 00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:17,918 ♪ I want your love ♪ 241 00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:19,969 ♪ Love, love, love ♪ ♪ I want your love ♪ 242 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,588 Daddy's here. You're safe. You're safe. 243 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:26,838 Okay, breathe deep. 244 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,229 ♪ I want your leather-studded ♪ ♪ Kiss in the sand ♪ 245 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:32,009 There you go. Can you take a deep breath? 246 00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:34,940 ♪ Love, love, love, I want your love ♪ 247 00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:37,109 There you go, there you go. 248 00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:42,429 I worked at McDonald's in a food court in high school. 249 00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:45,000 I used to steal the Beanie Babies 250 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,100 from the Happy Meals and sell them on the side. 251 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:50,500 Well, when I worked at Anthropologie, 252 00:14:50,509 --> 00:14:53,629 I used steal defective dresses, and then, my friends 253 00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:55,838 would return them for cash and I would keep a cut. 254 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,259 Okay, so you're a mob boss. 255 00:14:59,259 --> 00:15:02,219 Oh, yeah. That's right. You scared now? 256 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,389 Nah. 257 00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:06,659 You can't hold people responsible 258 00:15:06,669 --> 00:15:08,719 for stuff they did when they were teenagers. 259 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,769 Their brains haven't fully developed yet. 260 00:15:10,769 --> 00:15:11,808 I was 31. 261 00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:13,558 - And the assistant manager. - What? 262 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:15,100 Okay, that's definitely a crime. 263 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:18,669 Do you know how much adjunct professors get paid? 264 00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:22,318 I do. 265 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,419 I guess you gotta make your money somewhere, huh? 266 00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:28,198 At least I didn't steal from children. 267 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:35,210 God, I haven't done that in so long. 268 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:40,539 Yeah? 269 00:15:40,549 --> 00:15:43,048 Yep. 270 00:15:43,049 --> 00:15:46,178 Okay, I've never used one of these though, so... 271 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,129 Well, it's a vape. You just kinda suck in. 272 00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:50,940 Okay. I don't press anything on the side. 273 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,519 - No. - Okay. I get it. 274 00:16:07,389 --> 00:16:09,490 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 275 00:16:15,889 --> 00:16:18,169 Do you think Roy knew he was losing it at the end? 276 00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:21,870 I know he did. 277 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,759 You know, he was scared. 278 00:16:27,679 --> 00:16:30,139 What do you think that feels like? 279 00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:32,190 Hopeless. 280 00:16:36,549 --> 00:16:38,830 Just floating away from... 281 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:42,820 everyone you love. 282 00:16:47,409 --> 00:16:49,159 Do you wanna get in a hot tub? 283 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,659 - Do you have one? - No. 284 00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:57,789 But my neighbors do and they're not here. 285 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:02,298 Did they say you can get in that hot tub? 286 00:17:02,299 --> 00:17:04,130 I... They didn't say I couldn't. 287 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,210 You... You need a tie for your door. The handle. 288 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,098 - You know about that? - You're so old. 289 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,299 I'm so old. 290 00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:18,388 Well, I'll lend you a tie if you need it. 291 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:21,019 - I do. I don't have a tie. - That'll be your care package. 292 00:17:24,769 --> 00:17:26,730 Maybe you should play some intramurals. 293 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:29,480 Might be kinda fun to be on a team again. 294 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:31,759 Yeah. Maybe. 295 00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:36,289 So, look, I think we're gonna have to head back tonight. 296 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,000 Yeah, I know it's a bummer, but, uh... 297 00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:42,219 Johnathan needs to be in familiar surroundings. 298 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:45,450 And, uh... you know. 299 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:49,039 Yeah. I get it. 300 00:17:49,049 --> 00:17:51,759 Look, we shouldn't have brought him. 301 00:17:51,769 --> 00:17:53,679 Bethany really pushed for it, and, uh... 302 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,519 Why is he your favorite? 303 00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,339 What? 304 00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:03,940 That's not true. 305 00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:07,739 It is, though. 306 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:08,900 Come on. 307 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,299 It's supposed to be, like, our weekend. 308 00:18:12,309 --> 00:18:14,338 I... I just didn't... 309 00:18:14,339 --> 00:18:16,579 - I know. I know. - So, I dunno. I dunno. 310 00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:18,179 - I'm sorry it's disappointing. - It's dumb. 311 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,670 It's... 312 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,230 Look, here's the thing. 313 00:18:27,509 --> 00:18:32,029 Jonathan has so many... needs. 314 00:18:33,039 --> 00:18:34,079 And you don't. 315 00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:40,109 I know it's not fair. 316 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:46,799 But the thing is, is you're good. 317 00:18:46,809 --> 00:18:50,230 You're good. I don't have to worry about you. 318 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:55,039 You're... You're so smart. You are good at sports. 319 00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:57,549 You're... People like you. People love you. 320 00:18:57,559 --> 00:18:59,789 Everything... Things... 321 00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:02,190 I don't need to worry about you. 322 00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:06,490 You're good. Yeah? 323 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:14,430 - Yeah. - Yeah. Good. 324 00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:22,049 It's not here. 325 00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:23,559 You sure it's not in your room? 326 00:19:23,569 --> 00:19:25,559 No, we checked everywhere. Did you look in the backpack? 327 00:19:25,569 --> 00:19:27,859 Yeah, like six times. 328 00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:30,548 Let's just go. We'll deal with it at home. 329 00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:32,819 Brendan, you'll let us know if you find Stripey. 330 00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:37,619 Thank you for letting us crash this weekend. 331 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,099 Sorry. 332 00:19:46,089 --> 00:19:47,650 All right. 333 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:50,690 Take care of yourself. 334 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:53,680 Come on, you got this. 335 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,309 Thanks. 336 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,298 God, she sucks. 337 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:36,799 She was... She's a bitch, but I loved her. 338 00:20:36,809 --> 00:20:39,089 It was for the best, you know. 339 00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:42,380 - Seeing anybody now? - No... 340 00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:47,009 Just like random Tinder people. But... 341 00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:50,039 it's bad, I know, but it's... 342 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,230 Sometimes, you just need to get fucked, right? 343 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,740 I mean, I can't... I just cannot imagine having sex 344 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,619 - with somebody that you've just... - It's weird! 345 00:20:57,630 --> 00:20:59,159 - ... met. - It's weird. 346 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,869 But it's better than nothing. 347 00:21:03,609 --> 00:21:06,298 My mom had this thing... 348 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:12,888 where our next-door neighbor who was, um... a retired cop. 349 00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,630 He used to come over to the house sometimes 350 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,700 when his wife was working the graveyard shifts, 351 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:22,339 and they would just like cuddle on the couch together... 352 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,579 and watch TV. 353 00:21:24,589 --> 00:21:28,000 I think that's all they did. 354 00:21:28,009 --> 00:21:32,829 They just sat there. She called him her TV buddy. 355 00:21:34,029 --> 00:21:35,829 I know. 356 00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:39,660 But then, his wife retired and then it stopped. 357 00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:43,029 - That sounds really nice. - I want a TV buddy. 358 00:21:43,039 --> 00:21:46,929 - Yeah. Totally. - Yeah. 359 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,720 Actually, I wrecked both my first two cars. 360 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:50,750 - Oh, really? - Yeah, 361 00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:52,048 and like the first one within two weeks. 362 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:53,539 How'd you do that? 363 00:21:53,549 --> 00:21:55,180 I'm just a terrible driver honestly. 364 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,128 God. That's terrible. 365 00:21:57,130 --> 00:22:00,460 - Um... Here I am. - Oh. 366 00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:02,809 Here you are. 367 00:22:06,049 --> 00:22:09,700 Uh... So, I have an essay in this new lit magazine, 368 00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:11,219 and they're having a launch party 369 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,119 in Brooklyn on Wednesday. 370 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:14,730 You should come with me. 371 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:17,190 You mean like as your date? 372 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,539 - Hm? - Yeah. 373 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:25,539 Um... You know, Wednesdays are tough, 374 00:22:25,549 --> 00:22:27,439 - but let me see... - Okay. 375 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,960 Don't worry about it. I... I didn't. 376 00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:30,220 Hey, wait! 377 00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:32,160 No. Have a good night, Curtis. 378 00:22:38,059 --> 00:22:40,289 The answer is yes, I have. 379 00:22:40,299 --> 00:22:42,430 But just one time. 380 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:47,160 Was it with two... two women... 381 00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:48,979 and two... or and... 382 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,229 or was it with two women... 383 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:53,140 ... or was it with two men? 384 00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:55,109 Or one woman and one man? 385 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:56,819 It was three women. 386 00:22:56,829 --> 00:22:57,900 Ah. 387 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:03,059 It was my ex, and then her ex, so... 388 00:23:03,069 --> 00:23:04,779 very complicated. 389 00:23:04,789 --> 00:23:08,789 Oh... Okay. 390 00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:12,380 What about you? What's your deal? What's your thing? 391 00:23:14,299 --> 00:23:18,130 I mean, I th... It's weird. I've... 392 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:19,769 I mean, I... 393 00:23:19,769 --> 00:23:23,759 - My son went away to college... - Mm-hm. 394 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:27,680 I don't know. Ever since then, I've been having these... 395 00:23:30,279 --> 00:23:34,859 - What? - Like... crazy fantasies. 396 00:23:34,869 --> 00:23:36,489 Like crazy fantasies. 397 00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:38,189 Uh... 398 00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:39,909 It's insane. 399 00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:41,288 Well, what are you gonna do about 'em? 400 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,500 Nothing! 401 00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:48,039 Do it! 402 00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:53,460 Pervert. 403 00:25:44,349 --> 00:25:46,650 I needed that. Thank you. 404 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,558 Oh... Oh... Okay. 405 00:25:48,559 --> 00:25:51,479 Thank you so much for taking care of me. 406 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,549 Yeah, it was fun. 407 00:25:52,559 --> 00:25:56,390 - Oh, it was so much fun. - Yeah. 408 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,960 Yeah. 409 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:00,650 We should do this again. 410 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,689 Yeah, I... I would love that, 411 00:26:02,690 --> 00:26:05,640 and next time, maybe we'll just... 412 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:07,720 watch a movie or... 413 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:14,439 Oh, my God. 414 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,410 - Oh, shit. - Do... 415 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:19,108 - Amanda, I am so sorry. - Don't be. 416 00:26:19,109 --> 00:26:21,019 - Why? - No, this is horrible. 417 00:26:21,019 --> 00:26:22,348 - Don't be sorry! - I'm really... 418 00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:24,509 - Don't be sorry! It's okay. - I really fucked this. 419 00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:26,369 - I'm so sorry. - It is fine. 420 00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:27,939 Oh, my God. 421 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:29,538 - Okay. - Okay. 422 00:26:29,539 --> 00:26:33,348 I'm just gonna go 'cause I... I'm sorry. 423 00:26:33,349 --> 00:26:35,680 - Don't be sorry. - Oh, my God. 424 00:26:35,690 --> 00:26:37,369 - I'm fine. - Okay. 425 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:39,569 - You are? 'Cause I... - I'm okay. Are you okay? 426 00:26:39,579 --> 00:26:40,990 I'm so fine. I'm just... 427 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,630 - Okay. - I feel... I'm nervous. 428 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,689 Well, I was just worried that you're... 429 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:47,439 - Okay. - No, I am great. 430 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,519 Okay. 431 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:50,388 - Okay. Do you need help? - Is there a trick to this? 432 00:26:50,390 --> 00:26:52,019 No, no, no. It's just a normal lock. 433 00:26:52,019 --> 00:26:53,439 - It's a normal lock. - Oh, it's locked. 434 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,058 - Okay, I thought it was a... - Yeah. No, I keep it... 435 00:26:56,059 --> 00:26:58,058 Okay, thank you so much. 436 00:26:58,059 --> 00:27:00,819 - Sorry. Oh, my God. Okay. - You're welcome. 437 00:27:01,910 --> 00:27:06,910 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 438 00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:24,118 High school, everyone liked me. Now I'm just like, the bad guy. 439 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,900 Welcome to feeling uncomfortable. 440 00:28:25,910 --> 00:28:27,568 I've been uncomfortable! 441 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,279 I really thought that Curtis and I had a special connection. 442 00:28:31,281 --> 00:28:33,115 Have you ever dated a trans person? 443 00:28:33,116 --> 00:28:34,534 Have you ever dated a black person? 444 00:28:34,535 --> 00:28:36,452 - Yeah. - Oh. 445 00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:40,039 We are in such a dry period. It's been quite a while. 446 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,500 Same with me. 447 00:28:43,269 --> 00:28:44,659 - Oh. - Sorry. 448 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:45,962 You should be. 449 00:28:45,963 --> 00:28:47,714 How can I make it up to you? 31522

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