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Come on!
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You're very ugly. Did you know that?
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Um...
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... that's not good news.
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Extremely.
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OK.
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Um, is it...
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Is it my pores?
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Well, you already know that
they're a part of the problem.
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- They're too big.
- Yeah.
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You could carry water to
the village in those pores.
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Oh, well, that's upsetting.
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Oh, no good?
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- Your, uh...
- My what?
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- Oh-oh.
- Ears.
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They're too small.
How do you hear stuff?
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- I honestly... I don't know.
- You should return them.
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- To the small ear store?
- That's what I'm thinking, yeah.
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- Don't blame your parents, though.
- Oh, yeah. For what?
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Well, I don't think you can test
for annoying thin lips in the womb.
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Wow.
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Yeah. I guess I am lucky to be here.
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We learn from their mistakes.
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Yeah. You're quite articulate, but it...
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- ... but it's undone by your voice.
- A little shrill?
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My aunt and uncle owned a
dairy farm when I was a kid
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and, uh, whenever they'd
take the baby cows away,
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the mothers would make this
horrible screaming guttural noise
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for days and days.
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My voice is like grieving cows?
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Oh, no. No. No. Sorry. No.
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I was just thinking that
to make myself feel better
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after hearing you.
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- Oh, my mistake.
- It's OK.
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I guess it wouldn't
matter that you were ugly
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if you had a good personality,
but unfortunately...
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- Terrible.
- Off-putting is how I'd describe it.
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- Well, I could change.
- Can you?
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Actually, I might just get
out here. I need a coffee.
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Alright, yeah, I can...
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Yeah. Just a tick. I'll
pull up to the side.
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Thanks, mate.
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Yeah. Don't forget to give me five...
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... stars.
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- Fuck you, Uber!
- Whoa!
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Thanks! Thanks for that, mate.
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What is that, a kebab? That's
a pretty weird breakfast food!
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Kind of wasteful too, actually!
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So, the environment,
mate... Oh, good on ya.
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Yep.
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Hey, Beck.
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Uh, just checking if you need
a ride home from work tonight
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or anything else.
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- Uh, happy to drop by whenever.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Whatever I can do, you know.
Anyway, give me a call or a text.
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No, that's... that's
exactly what I said.
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Sorry. Jodie?
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No, I know.
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- Uh, off to Glebe?
- Oh, no, that's exactly right. Yeah.
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No, I know. This is ridiculous.
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OK, to Glebe it is.
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We were driving to Jervis Bay
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and, you know, neither of
us are talking, as usual,
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and we'd just got past
Berry and it was pitch black.
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And all of a sudden
Martin started screaming
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and he almost swerved
off the road, right?
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Anyway, I'm sitting there
completely shell-shocked
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and he says, "I think
we've hit something."
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So we stop the car and get out
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and there's this poor little possum
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wriggling around on
the side of the road.
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And it's bleeding and it's not dead
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and I started crying and Martin,
he couldn't even look at it.
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Oh, God. Did you put
it out of its misery?
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Well, that's what I said to Martin.
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I said, "We're going to have
to put it out of its misery."
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So he goes round to the boot and
he comes back with this kind of...
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I don't even know what it was, actually.
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It was this metal bar thing
and, you know, I thought,
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"There is no way that he's going
to be able to kill an animal,"
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- you know, Martin.
- Yeah, I know.
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Anyway, all of a sudden,
throws his arm in the air
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and he just starts pummelling
this thing in the head.
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No.
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And honestly, Kate, I lost count
of how many times he hit it.
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The blood going everywhere.
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I'm standing there,
crying, completely useless,
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and he's swinging and swinging and
it felt like it went on forever.
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But it was probably actually
only, you know, a moment.
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Anyway, even after all of this,
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the possum is still
twitching in the dirt.
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Oh, yeah. Because of the nerves.
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Well, yes, that's what
Martin said: the nerves.
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Anyway, he finally kicked it under
some leaves on the side of the road
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and we got back in the car,
and I'm... I'm looking at him
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and he's... you know,
he's breathing very heavily
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and he's wiping sweat from his brow
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and, Kate, I don't know what
it was about the whole thing,
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but seeing him like that,
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I just... all of the blood in my
body just went whoosh between my legs.
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- Oh, dear.
- I know.
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And I... I said, "Martin,"
and he looks at me.
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And I just took my hand
and I unzipped his shorts
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and I just started masturbating him.
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No.
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And I thought he was gonna
stop me, because Christ knows
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when was the last time we were
intimate, but he doesn't stop me.
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He just looks at me.
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So I say, "Martin,
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would you like to
take your T-shirt off?"
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And he just shakes his head and
I find this incredibly erotic
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because he sometimes... he's a bit funny
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about getting muck on his tops.
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Right.
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And all the while I am just...
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... you know, I'm having
these sort of flashes of him
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swinging this metal bar thing
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and honestly, Kate, I know should
have been completely disgusted,
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but...
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- It was the initiative.
- Well, that's it.
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It was the initiative, thank you.
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It was watching him
take that initiative.
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So I just kept, you know,
I just kept stroking him
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and he's making these...
these noises and he's moaning
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and sort of pulling
his shorts further down
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and he's kind of lifting his...
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... his body off the seat
and angling it towards me
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but... and...
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... it was so
animalistic, that I just...
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I knew exactly what he wanted
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and I said to him, "Martin, do you
want me to play with your bottom?"
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Oh... my.
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Anyway, poor thing, it must
have been too much for him
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because just hearing
me ask that question,
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he orgasmed all over and...
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And, anyway, after he wiped off,
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we just continued on to
dinner with, um, Ian and Vicky.
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But honestly, Kate, it's this
whole new dynamic between us.
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Like, he is sensitive, you
know, he is listening, he's...
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We've never been happier.
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I was really dreading
it, but it was actually...
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... it was a really
nice night in the end.
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Vicky's started her glass-making.
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Oh, I know.
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Jesus Christ!
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Just...
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Come on!
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Hey, it's Beck.
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Leave me a message and
I'll get back to you.
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Just to Condell Park, bro.
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No worries, bro.
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Had a good day so far, Mohammed?
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Call me Mo.
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Yeah. I think this would probably
be one of the best days of my life.
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Can't believe I just finished
my first job interview,
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at the age of 25.
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- I mean, how messed up is that?
- Oh, no way.
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That's not messed up.
Sounds like it went well.
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I killed it.
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Honestly, man, like, every question,
I studied my arse off, so...
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That's awesome. Congratulations, man.
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Yeah, the only problem is, uh,
I kinda need a reference, eh?
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Oh, yeah. It's crazy, eh?
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They always want, like,
three professional referees,
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two personals and your dog.
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Hey, man, can I tell you
something in confidence?
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Yeah, man. Anything.
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Well, since I was 16,
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I've kind of been a...
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... a salesman of...
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... a different kind.
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And, um, I wanna change that.
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I don't feel good making
money like that, so...
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And, look, not to make excuses,
but, like, where I came up,
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you kinda had to do stuff or
you'd get your arse kicked.
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A lot of my mates are in
jail, so this job is...
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... it's kind of like a...
you know, a fresh start for me.
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Oh, right.
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That's, like, inspiring, bro.
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So who'd you put down as a reference?
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Greg Davies.
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Oh, yeah. And who's Greg Davies?
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Well, Greg Davies...
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... is whoever answers this.
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Oh, OK.
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Yeah. I got, like, 10 of them at home.
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Right. You gave him a, uh... a burner.
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Yeah, a burner.
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So, uh, how'd you get
started with Uber, anyway?
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Uh, well, some things changed for me.
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Um...
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Like, it's him.
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- OK, you gotta answer, right? Yeah.
- What?
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- I got no one else.
- Oh, no...
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- Come on, man.
- No, no, no. I...
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You don't want me to do that.
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This is how much I want you to do it.
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No, I don't know what to say.
I don't... I have no idea...
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OK, your name is Greg
Davies and you sell Toyotas.
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- I can't do it.
- OK, ready? Go.
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Hello, Greg Davies' phone.
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Hi, there. My name is Reg Thompson.
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I'm calling from Direct
Contact Solutions.
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Um, I just interviewed a colleague
of yours, Mohammed Nasser.
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Oh, yeah. Hi, Reg.
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Greg, Mr Nasser's put you down
as a professional reference.
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We were just hoping you
could tell us a little about
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your experience working with him?
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Yeah. Uh, look, Reg,
gotta be honest with you.
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Uh, it's hard for me to
talk about Mohammed...
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... simply because I haven't quite
got over the day we lost the bastard.
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Uh, yeah, a salesman like Mohammed
only comes through your door
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once in a lifetime.
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So, he had a good sales performance?
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Oh, mate, THE best sales performance
in... in the South Pacific region.
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OK, great.
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And do you think he
cooperates well in a team?
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Oh, Reggie, this guy's not
just a team player, alright?
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He is like dear family
to everyone he meets.
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I mean, I don't think I'd still
be here if it wasn't for him.
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Oh.
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OK...
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I'd still be here. He... he
was just a shoulder to lean on.
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Right.
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Not... not in an unprofessional
way or anything, just...
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I was going through some
depression and Mo filled in...
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... for... for a few days.
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Right. Right.
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So, he had some managing experience.
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Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
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Well, I'm sorry to hear
about your depression.
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I'm, um, actually going through
something similar myself.
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Oh, yeah. Right. That's really tough.
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Are you... are you OK?
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Yeah.
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I actually find going to work helps.
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It's just mostly in the
nights I find it harder.
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Yeah, the nights can be lonely.
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- Uh, Reg?
- Sorry, Greg.
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Yeah, anyway, just thanks so
much for your time and I'll, uh...
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... I'll let you get
back to your business.
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Alright. Alright. Thanks, Reg. Cheers.
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- Well, what the hell was that?!
- I don't know.
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- I was trying to make you sound nice.
- Why'd you say that stuff to him?
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Was he crying?
246
00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:50,157
What are you talking
about, "the nights"?
247
00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:53,037
- I told you I couldn't do it.
- Oh, it started off so well!
248
00:12:53,097 --> 00:12:55,957
I'm... so sorry.
249
00:12:58,217 --> 00:13:00,797
Bro? I'm real sorry. I...
250
00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,477
It's him.
251
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:23,277
- Uh, hello. Mo speaking.
- Hi, there. This is Reg.
252
00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:24,717
Hi, Reg.
253
00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:27,837
I just had a word to a
colleague of yours and I'm...
254
00:13:27,897 --> 00:13:29,757
Are you serious, bro?
255
00:13:29,817 --> 00:13:32,517
Oh, yeah. Amazing.
256
00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:35,077
Yeah. Thank you. Thank...
thank you so much.
257
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,397
- Yeah. I'll see you then.
- Thanks, Mo.
258
00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:42,397
- Yeah, I got it!
- Yeah! Yeah, man.
259
00:13:42,457 --> 00:13:44,757
- You did it!
- Nah, man. You did it.
260
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:48,357
This is the first day
of the rest of my life.
261
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:50,917
- Yeah, man. Yeah.
- Yes!
262
00:13:50,977 --> 00:13:52,197
Congratulations.
263
00:13:52,257 --> 00:13:55,157
Thank you.
264
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:15,237
There were plenty of
pulse-inspired morsels on taste.
265
00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:23,317
But it was what people were
washing the canapes down with
266
00:14:23,377 --> 00:14:25,237
that was the main talking point.
267
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,197
Yeah, there's a bit
of an aftertaste there,
268
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,517
but not really when you're drinking it.
269
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,957
Oh, it's alright, actually.
Pleasantly surprised.
270
00:14:33,017 --> 00:14:37,557
I've had... And, yeah, this is
pretty good for a craft beer.
271
00:14:37,617 --> 00:14:39,917
Can you pick up the lentils?
272
00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:42,397
The idea of the lentil beer...
273
00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:45,597
... came from pulse processor AGT Foods.
274
00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:51,277
OK, junk, junk, bill... junk.
275
00:14:56,777 --> 00:14:59,957
God, your electricity bill must
be high with all that TV you watch.
276
00:15:03,457 --> 00:15:04,997
Do you want this?
277
00:15:05,057 --> 00:15:06,997
To turn these red seeds into...
278
00:15:07,057 --> 00:15:08,357
You're not eating pizza.
279
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,637
Alright, come on, let's go.
280
00:15:13,977 --> 00:15:17,677
It's plainly ludicrous that I'm
not provided money for my lunch.
281
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,997
I mean, I could understand
282
00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:22,217
if we went somewhere where
I actually enjoyed the food,
283
00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:24,737
but I wouldn't be caught dead
in this place if it was up to me.
284
00:15:25,337 --> 00:15:29,237
And they say, "Oh, well, you
can always eat beforehand."
285
00:15:29,297 --> 00:15:31,357
Uh, well, hang on a sec.
286
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,117
No, my personal time is my own
287
00:15:34,177 --> 00:15:36,997
and I will not be strongarmed
into scoffing my lunch on the bus
288
00:15:37,057 --> 00:15:38,797
just because he prefers his cafe.
289
00:15:42,457 --> 00:15:43,997
You finished with that?
290
00:15:47,977 --> 00:15:50,197
I know people see this
type of work as noble,
291
00:15:50,257 --> 00:15:53,677
but to be honest, I think you'd
be more rewarded as a cleaner.
292
00:15:54,617 --> 00:15:56,037
Right.
293
00:15:56,097 --> 00:15:58,357
At least people can say
thank you to a cleaner.
294
00:15:58,977 --> 00:16:02,197
I mean, half of them can
barely understand a word I say.
295
00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:04,957
Hello!
296
00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:06,197
See?
297
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,037
Overnight, they get
THAT look about them,
298
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,637
and then in a minute, they're gone.
299
00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:13,077
I lost three last year.
300
00:16:14,017 --> 00:16:15,477
Four the year before.
301
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:19,197
People ask me how I do it and
I just don't know. I don't.
302
00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:23,037
My mum said my whole life
I've been as tough as nails.
303
00:16:23,097 --> 00:16:24,357
Maybe that's it.
304
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:29,517
It just takes a certain
type of strength, you know?
305
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,717
Yeah, right.
306
00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:34,677
Oh, stop, stop. This is me. Stop.
307
00:16:39,977 --> 00:16:42,357
Ken? Listen.
308
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:44,837
Listen to me.
309
00:16:44,897 --> 00:16:48,037
This man is going to take
you to your house now, OK?
310
00:16:49,857 --> 00:16:50,957
Do you hear me?
311
00:16:52,017 --> 00:16:53,077
Ken!
312
00:17:04,617 --> 00:17:06,077
Thank Christ.
313
00:17:08,457 --> 00:17:09,837
What was that, Ken?
314
00:17:17,097 --> 00:17:18,717
Need a hand getting in, mate?
315
00:17:19,217 --> 00:17:20,357
No.
316
00:17:22,817 --> 00:17:24,917
You all good, Ken? You're doing great?
317
00:17:28,337 --> 00:17:31,477
- You all good?
- Me arse feels funny.
318
00:17:32,977 --> 00:17:35,517
- Your arse?
- Yeah, someone keeps kissing it.
319
00:17:44,257 --> 00:17:46,077
Alright, Ken, I'll
leave you to it, mate.
320
00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:48,237
Wait. I've got something.
321
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,317
Something to say thanks.
322
00:18:00,377 --> 00:18:01,997
Oh, thanks a lot, mate.
323
00:18:04,057 --> 00:18:06,917
Oh, big old bag of rubbish. Good one.
324
00:18:06,977 --> 00:18:08,957
- Bin's round the side.
- No worries.
325
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:14,237
Hey, uh, Ken... when did the,
uh... apartment block go up?
326
00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:17,637
2009.
327
00:18:18,777 --> 00:18:20,077
Bunch of pricks, hey?
328
00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:26,837
Alright. See ya, Ken.
329
00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:30,517
Wait.
330
00:18:42,617 --> 00:18:43,957
Close the door.
331
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,597
Oh!
332
00:18:51,977 --> 00:18:53,877
How long have you been doing this?
333
00:18:53,937 --> 00:18:55,397
I don't know.
334
00:18:55,457 --> 00:18:57,557
Gosh, how much beer do you drink, Ken?
335
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:59,397
Not as much as you, by the looks of it.
336
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,717
- Brutal.
- You know how to disconnect these?
337
00:19:02,777 --> 00:19:04,477
Yeah, yeah. I used to work at a pub.
338
00:19:05,217 --> 00:19:07,757
Worked in a pub, now he's a driver.
339
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,197
Is your mother proud?
340
00:19:09,977 --> 00:19:12,437
- Is your mother alive?
- Oh, come on.
341
00:19:12,497 --> 00:19:14,237
Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Ken.
342
00:19:14,297 --> 00:19:15,917
Bring it.
343
00:19:17,337 --> 00:19:18,517
Where are we going?
344
00:19:19,817 --> 00:19:20,997
The sex dungeon.
345
00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:42,037
- Hey, Ken.
- Sheridan.
346
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:46,357
Two of mine, and,
uh... What's your name?
347
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,797
Ben. Hi. Lovely to meet you.
348
00:19:48,857 --> 00:19:50,637
Ben'd like a bowl of arses to kiss.
349
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,117
Coming right up.
350
00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:58,277
So, sorry, Ken, what is...
explain to me what's going on here?
351
00:19:58,337 --> 00:20:00,877
Oh, the owner lived
in my place till '75,
352
00:20:00,937 --> 00:20:05,157
and he put an entrance through
the shed and now they sell my beer.
353
00:20:05,217 --> 00:20:08,117
Oh, right. Is that...
legal, to sell your beer?
354
00:20:08,977 --> 00:20:11,397
How about you don't say
anything about the beer
355
00:20:11,457 --> 00:20:14,837
and I won't tell Sheridan the
filthy things you said in the car.
356
00:20:14,897 --> 00:20:17,797
He's joking. I didn't.
357
00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:20,077
Something about curvy women, was it?
358
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,157
More to love?
359
00:20:21,217 --> 00:20:24,037
Didn't say that. I...
don't have a preference.
360
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,437
No, he's not fussy.
361
00:20:25,497 --> 00:20:28,717
No, it's not about...
I just don't... It's...
362
00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:31,077
I don't see people in that type of way.
363
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:33,517
- You don't objectify.
- No. Yeah, I don't.
364
00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:35,557
- Then why did you say in the car...
- I didn't!
365
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:38,877
Cheers. Cheers.
366
00:20:44,057 --> 00:20:45,717
You know for a minute,
when we walked in,
367
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,457
I thought you were
taking me to meet Aslan.
368
00:20:48,977 --> 00:20:50,517
What?
369
00:20:50,577 --> 00:20:52,357
Uh, the lion from Narnia?
370
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:54,717
Never heard of him.
371
00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:57,437
Think you have heard of him.
372
00:20:58,017 --> 00:20:59,557
What was it you wanted to chat about?
373
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:01,797
Me?
374
00:21:02,977 --> 00:21:06,397
Uh, I didn't... don't want to
chat about anything in particular.
375
00:21:06,457 --> 00:21:08,237
Oh, just... just a general chat, then?
376
00:21:08,297 --> 00:21:11,677
What? No, no. I don't need a chat.
377
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,397
I mean, you're the one that kind
of lured me down into your shed.
378
00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:15,737
Well, because you needed a chat.
379
00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:17,597
I don't need a chat, Ken.
380
00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:18,717
I think you needed a chat.
381
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,353
- I don't need a chat.
- I don't need a chat.
382
00:21:20,377 --> 00:21:22,117
I don't need a chat.
383
00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:23,557
I have things to think about.
384
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:24,797
Yeah, like what?
385
00:21:24,857 --> 00:21:25,957
Well, like my dead wife.
386
00:21:28,577 --> 00:21:30,717
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't...
387
00:21:30,777 --> 00:21:32,477
Do you have a dead wife to think about?
388
00:21:34,537 --> 00:21:35,637
I don't, no.
389
00:21:36,617 --> 00:21:39,517
Oh, it's not all bad. You know why?
390
00:21:39,577 --> 00:21:40,577
Why?
391
00:21:40,578 --> 00:21:41,997
Because she wasn't always dead.
392
00:21:42,977 --> 00:21:43,997
Well, that's...
393
00:21:45,457 --> 00:21:46,637
... great news.
394
00:21:46,697 --> 00:21:48,717
No, for 75 years, she was very alive.
395
00:21:48,777 --> 00:21:52,237
And God knows why, she spent
50 of those years with me.
396
00:21:53,817 --> 00:21:55,917
And that, Ben, is more
than enough to think about.
397
00:21:57,977 --> 00:22:00,837
Well, it's... Yeah.
398
00:22:00,897 --> 00:22:02,717
Mind you, it wasn't always perfect.
399
00:22:02,777 --> 00:22:05,957
You spend 50 years with a person,
you can't have 50 perfect years.
400
00:22:06,017 --> 00:22:07,797
No, no. One time she hit me.
401
00:22:07,857 --> 00:22:10,197
Bam. Hit me with our car.
402
00:22:10,257 --> 00:22:12,077
- What?
- With the car. She hit me.
403
00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:13,637
- On purpose?
- Oh, yeah.
404
00:22:13,697 --> 00:22:16,117
- Why?
- Because I messed around on her.
405
00:22:16,977 --> 00:22:19,957
- Jesus!
- Oh, no. I deserved it.
406
00:22:20,017 --> 00:22:22,797
But that was a hard year. Hard year.
407
00:22:23,977 --> 00:22:25,077
But it's a good memory.
408
00:22:26,297 --> 00:22:28,037
How's... how's that a good memory?
409
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,277
It's all a good memory.
410
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,877
Because you know what
happened when she died?
411
00:22:31,937 --> 00:22:33,477
- What?
- Nothing.
412
00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:37,197
No more hard times, no more good times.
413
00:22:37,697 --> 00:22:38,837
Nothing.
414
00:22:39,777 --> 00:22:41,597
And anything's better than nothing.
415
00:22:42,777 --> 00:22:44,677
At least anything
that happened with her.
416
00:22:47,057 --> 00:22:48,917
Even getting hit by a car.
417
00:22:48,977 --> 00:22:50,397
Yes, even that.
418
00:22:53,337 --> 00:22:54,437
What about you?
419
00:22:55,697 --> 00:22:58,037
- What about me?
- Well, you're always alone.
420
00:22:58,657 --> 00:23:00,477
Driving around in that ugly car.
421
00:23:01,017 --> 00:23:04,237
I drive people around.
I'm never by myself.
422
00:23:04,297 --> 00:23:06,677
I talk to people all day.
423
00:23:06,737 --> 00:23:08,153
Because you've got
nothing to think about.
424
00:23:08,177 --> 00:23:09,917
That's... that's not true.
425
00:23:09,977 --> 00:23:12,317
I got... lots to think about.
426
00:23:12,377 --> 00:23:13,637
Like?
427
00:23:13,697 --> 00:23:17,037
Normal stuff. Um... the future.
428
00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:18,097
What, spaceships?
429
00:23:18,137 --> 00:23:21,477
No, like... my future and...
430
00:23:22,977 --> 00:23:26,717
... what I'm supposed to be doing.
431
00:23:26,777 --> 00:23:28,477
What are you supposed to be doing?
432
00:23:32,097 --> 00:23:33,437
I don't know, Ken.
433
00:23:34,777 --> 00:23:36,237
That's what I worry about.
434
00:23:37,977 --> 00:23:39,037
Oh, well...
435
00:23:39,977 --> 00:23:43,397
I guess drinking with strangers on
a Tuesday afternoon's a good start.
436
00:23:53,097 --> 00:23:57,277
? I hope you know
this time's for good ?
437
00:24:00,737 --> 00:24:05,557
? Wouldn't come back
now even if I could ?
438
00:24:08,057 --> 00:24:09,557
? 'Cause I... ?
439
00:24:12,497 --> 00:24:14,597
- Hi.
- Hi. How's it going?
440
00:24:22,217 --> 00:24:24,713
How's it going in there, little
one? You being nice to your mum?
441
00:24:25,777 --> 00:24:26,917
- Sorry.
- Yep.
442
00:24:29,657 --> 00:24:30,757
How was work?
443
00:24:31,977 --> 00:24:34,077
Good. Tiring.
444
00:24:37,137 --> 00:24:38,557
Ohh...
445
00:24:45,857 --> 00:24:47,877
Hey, are you, uh... hungry?
446
00:24:47,937 --> 00:24:49,897
I was thinking that maybe
we could go to dinner...
447
00:24:50,257 --> 00:24:51,717
... maybe, if you... if you wanted.
448
00:24:52,697 --> 00:24:54,877
Um...
449
00:24:54,937 --> 00:24:57,677
To be honest, I'm... I'm
pretty exhausted at the moment.
450
00:24:57,737 --> 00:24:58,737
Yeah? Cool.
451
00:24:58,777 --> 00:25:00,537
Yeah. I think I just
wanna have an early one.
452
00:25:00,777 --> 00:25:02,117
- If you don't mind...
- Yep, sure.
453
00:25:02,177 --> 00:25:03,877
... could you just drop me home?
454
00:25:04,657 --> 00:25:05,797
Totally.
455
00:25:07,337 --> 00:25:08,397
Thanks.
456
00:25:14,977 --> 00:25:16,597
- Fuck you, Uber!
- Je...
457
00:25:32,617 --> 00:25:34,437
Need you to let yourself be helped.
458
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:38,037
- Hello?
- Did you find us annoying, driver?
459
00:25:38,097 --> 00:25:40,117
- No, not at all.
- He has to say that.
460
00:25:40,177 --> 00:25:42,797
I just wanted to let you know... I quit.
461
00:25:42,857 --> 00:25:45,957
And secondly, I just wanted to
tell you to go fuck yourself.
462
00:25:46,017 --> 00:25:47,197
Holy shit.
463
00:25:47,977 --> 00:25:49,557
- Ohh!
- Woof!
464
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:53,517
Dammit.
465
00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:57,000
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