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That's what I'm sayin'.
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I'd do me, I know I'd fuck it up.
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Fuck, so it's...
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- Damn!
- Damn, Boon.
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You hit that mud dead, smack in
the center like a bull's-eye.
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Or better yet, bullshit,
but either way, good shot.
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Yeah, man, no thanks to you, man.
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You're supposed to
guard a nigga's steps.
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Me?
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What do I got to do with where
you plant your kicks at, Boon?
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- Come on, man.
- Jesus, you're Jesus.
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You could easily give
a nigga a heads up.
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I know you got divine ability
to see some bull like this
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before I step in some bull like this!
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Sorry, brah. I'm just wore out, man.
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You know, some days being Jesus
takes a toll on your boy.
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It's gettin' hard out here, man.
Folks are always in your ear.
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They want to come up, and it's
kickin' my ass, dude, and...
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You kickin' them laces' asses,
too, dawg.
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Oh, yeah, you think
this is funny, right?
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I hope that...
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No, I pray this happens
to you someday!
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Man, that's fucked up, Boon.
You know I don't wear no socks.
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Think of what that'll do to my feet.
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Man, get your ass out of here.
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Boonie.
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Boonie!
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Boonie!!
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What?!
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You two for two, dawg!
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Oh, damn!
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Even when you try to tell 'em,
folks don't wanna hear the word.
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Laughter is one of Pops'
greatest gifts, Boon.
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- Laugh a little bit.
- Whatever, man.
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You're Jesus. You don't get it.
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See, you never really get hurt or...
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Shit, that crucifixion shit
hurt like a motherfucker.
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You're crazy.
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Heh. Hey. I'm just sayin', man,
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if I had your powers,
I'd be so straight.
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So, you think what I do is easy?
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Pulling weeds in the Garden of Eden?
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Fluffin' angels' wings?
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Who you think carved out
the stone tablets
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before Moses got his hands on 'em?
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Or... Or who you think
mopped up that flood?
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Mexicans, right?
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I'm serious, Boon! Stop playin', man!
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I'm telling you, y'all humans
is straight drama, dawg.
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This ain't easy, Boon.
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Well, how hard can it be?
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Blam! You're healed.
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Blam! Extra wine.
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Blam! Your pet ostrich
got a female vagina.
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Oh, so you think you can do better?
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Pfft! With my eyes closed.
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Tsk.
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Pops, please forgive Boonie
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for he know not what he talkin' about.
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Well, let him have it one time
so we can show him.
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Please, Lord, please.
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Let me have that day off
and give this dude
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this lesson he so very
badly needs, Lord.
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Can he have it?
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For real?
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Thanks, Pops!
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Yep. Pops say it's cool.
He got your back.
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Bam! You got my power.
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What the fuck?
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Oh!
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I got the J.C. perm!
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Hey, do this thing need any chemicals
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for upkeep or for anything like that?
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Nope. Just an occasional hot comb.
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But you got the power,
though, pimp. Ha-ha!
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Hey, well, can I do a miracle?
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- How about levitation?
- No.
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No levitating, Boon.
That's too advanced.
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You gotta slow down, pimp.
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Oh, man. See, I knew
you wasn't serious.
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Man, I ain't gonna give you
nothing that you can't handle.
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Matter of fact, go ahead and levitate.
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Just go on... Concentrate, brah.
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Boon.
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Is you tryin' to float
or take a shit, man?
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Relax, brah!
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Alright.
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Oh, yeah! Oh, whoa!
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Baby, you not just beautiful,
you Viagra-ful!
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Ah, ha ha ha! Yeah! I love it!
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No, no, no, that's a negative!
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No carnal lustin' for you, bro.
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No, I don't wanna go!
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- No! Oh, God. Oh, man.
- Nah, Boon.
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We gotta limit your powers, brah.
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That bitch was thick.
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No levitation.
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Oh, well, hey, can I just...
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No walking on water!
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Oh, sh... Well, at least they clean.
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I got a couple of guidelines
to rundown to you, too, Boon.
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Do not raise the dead.
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Please, no raising the dead, brah.
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You mess that up... you have
a zombie apocalypse in the city.
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And no smiting and no plagues.
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Leave all the vengeance
to pops, a'ight?
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It's mine, so sayeth the Lord.
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Also, one more very
important thing, Boon...
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no sex with Rihanna.
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Aw, man! Can a brother have a dream?
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No! 'Cause I know for a fact
she ain't fucking with you!
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A'ight.
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Fuck it. It's off the list.
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A'ight. Enjoy your day, pimp.
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Oh! And since I can't give you
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me and Pops' special
father-son psychic connection,
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he told me to tell you to make
sure you keep your phone on you
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so he can get ahold of you
if he needs you, a'ight?
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Oh, man! I ain't had
no service in weeks!
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And even if I did,
I don't know where it's at.
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Don't even trip, pimp.
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You know Pops works
in mysterious ways.
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Where did Boonie's broke ass
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get the money to turn
this phone back on?
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Boonie: Alright, Boons,
you've got the power.
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Let's do this. Alright.
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God! Pops! Ha!
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Whatever! Ha!
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Your boy right here Boonie.
I'm gonna request... ha!
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I pray... ha!
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I wish... ha!
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For some money!
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Goddamn it, right now, God!
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Yeah. Oh, this is bomb!
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Bring it to Boonie.
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Miss Calle Reynolds?
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Yes?
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You just won
the jumbo-supreme sweepstakes
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grand prize of $10 million!
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This is bullshit! God...
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Thank you, Jesus!
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My check! My check! My check!
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Fuck that!
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Good job, Boonie!
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Way to boss their life up, pimp!
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Man, you ain't had to
give 'em all that money.
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They would've happy with some
beans and horchata juice.
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One second.
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Holy Jesus!
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What's poppin', Lloyd?
W-W-What's happening?
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Well, I never seen the Lord,
my God, buck naked before!
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Lloyd, only those with the stain
of sin feel embarrassment
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and shame at the sight
of what God has created
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to be a state of natural perfection.
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Well, whatever.
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I came by to pray for a favor.
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Uh...
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That's a negative, Lloyd.
We talked about this already.
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I can't make you a drunk again.
I got some stuff to do.
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No, no, no, no, no! You're
supposed to answer prayers.
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I'm praying for you
to help me fix my water pipe.
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- Pray to Boonie.
- Who?
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Boonie. Pray to Boonie.
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- Boonie?
- Yeah, pray to Boonie.
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I gave him my powers so he can
learn a little responsibility.
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You know, just let the boy
do something a little different.
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Boonie: Must be a trick to it.
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Maybe if I don't ask for money,
but something more personal.
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Yeah! Hey, God!
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Hey, what I really want
is a dope-ass...
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Oh. Forgive me for saying "ass,"
heavenly father, but...
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if... if I could really sing...
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You made me sober and gave
that fool some holy powers?
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Oh! Shit! I wanna... I wanna fly!
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Look at it! Put some drawers on.
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Oh.
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♪ Oh, beautiful ♪
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♪ Ohh, spacious sky ♪
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♪ Oh, amber rays of grain ♪
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Damn, I can sing!
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You know, I've always wanted to sing.
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Don't think that this gonna
take the place of me
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not getting lit off a bottle of Darby.
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Don't work that way.
Thanks for nothing.
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Black Jesus: Don't
thank me for nothing.
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Thank Boonie.
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Jesus.
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♪ 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, too ♪
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Boonie! Thank you. Love the hair.
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Oh, that sounds good.
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♪ La-la-la-la-la la la-la-la la laaa ♪
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♪ La-la ♪
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How do you control this?
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You said you can do a better job.
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Go on, handle that there, pimp.
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Hey!
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You go to Hell.
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Man, seems like the trick
is to get away
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from other greedy motherfuckers.
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Now, listen, we gonna
get our wires crossed.
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Yeah, that's what's up.
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Okay, God, I see what's happening.
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I'm wishing for too much
material stuff, right?
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I feel you. I feel you.
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A'ight, let's keep it 100, God.
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What I want is that one-true love.
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You know, that "Superbad video" woman.
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That special lady!
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Boon!
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Oh, my God. Well, that didn't work.
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What ain't working is this situation.
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Where you get fucking money
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to get your phone turned back on?
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I didn't!
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Why you got on that ratchet-ass,
1975 Isley Brothers,
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"Fight the Power That Be" weave?
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I don't!
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And why you buy Boonlinka
a PlayStation
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and a 50-inch-screen TV?
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It don't make no damn sense.
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She plays with doll babies, Boonie.
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See, I wouldn't buy her that.
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That was for me!
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So, not only are you
not paying child support,
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you runnin' illegal scams
to buy stuff for yourself?!
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Hey, look, I'm not doing
nothing like that.
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It's just Jesus hooked me
up with his powers, Link.
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All that stuff was miracles.
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It's just, every time
I wish for something,
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it goes to somebody else.
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Matter of fact,
how did you even find me?
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I don't know how I found you
in my life fucking period.
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See? That was kind of fucked
up divine intervention.
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I ain't lookin' for your ass!
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And take off this fake-ass weave!
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- Feel it.
- I'm feeling this shit.
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Oh, my God. It is like real hair.
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The thing that's trippin' me out
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is it growin' out your
natural, black-ass head.
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I told you!
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Last time I felt hair
this smooth it was
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when I was messing
with this Japanese dude.
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His shit real smooth and silky.
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You didn't fuck to get
no orange chicken, did you?
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No, I ain't fucked
to get no orange chicken.
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I fucked to get child support!
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So, don't worry about it.
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I gotta go find Jesus
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so I can tell him
to take these powers back
251
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,301
before you do something stupid,
252
00:11:32,334 --> 00:11:34,637
like give Stevie Wonder
his sight back.
253
00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:36,473
Stevie don't want to see this shit!
254
00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:39,509
He been doin' just fine
with his eyes closed.
255
00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,310
Look, Link! Link!
256
00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:45,180
No, you can't have a pony, little boy.
257
00:11:45,214 --> 00:11:46,315
What was that?
258
00:11:46,349 --> 00:11:47,684
Teach you how to drive a stick?
259
00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:49,452
These prayer requests
gettin' on my nerve.
260
00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:51,520
Dude, your wife already know!
261
00:11:51,554 --> 00:11:55,658
Man, I've got to get...
262
00:11:55,690 --> 00:12:01,797
Boy, I've got to get out of here...
263
00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:02,831
That is him.
264
00:12:02,864 --> 00:12:04,133
- Alright. Alright.
- Yeah.
265
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,667
- Come on.
- Let's do this.
266
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,677
Jesus!
267
00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:18,380
You did done some stupid shit now.
268
00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:20,716
But givin' Boonie any kind of power
269
00:12:20,749 --> 00:12:23,919
beyond havin' his own house key
is trouble waiting to happen,
270
00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:25,722
and I can tell you that right now.
271
00:12:25,754 --> 00:12:27,599
Boonie needed to learn
that being the son of God
272
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,392
ain't all fun and games,
you know what I'm talkin' about?
273
00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:33,930
It's hard for Boonie
to learn anything.
274
00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:38,334
Whatcha... You all dressed up?
I see you got on new robes.
275
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,669
What is this?
276
00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:42,337
You look like you tryin'
to take a skip day.
277
00:12:42,371 --> 00:12:44,874
Even Pops took the seventh
day off to rest.
278
00:12:44,906 --> 00:12:47,042
Jesus, it's Wednesday.
279
00:12:47,075 --> 00:12:48,577
How are you Jesus and don't even know
280
00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:52,548
how many days of the week it is?
281
00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:54,616
Look, Link, I just want
a day for myself.
282
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:57,020
Can I chill? Can I do me one time?
283
00:12:57,052 --> 00:13:00,656
No prayers, no laying
of hands, no miracles.
284
00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:03,459
But you can't do that.
You're the son of God.
285
00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:05,594
Uh... yeah.
286
00:13:05,627 --> 00:13:08,931
But, uh, if you'll
excuse me, Shalinka.
287
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,969
Oswaldo? What's happening, pimp?
288
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,305
Shalinka: Oh, Okay! I see!
289
00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:17,974
Alright, I see what is now.
290
00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:22,245
A cab rollin' through
picking your black ass up!
291
00:13:22,276 --> 00:13:23,579
In Compton?!
292
00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:26,583
I thought we weren't
doing no miracles, Jesus!
293
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,851
Will it ever stop?
294
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:29,677
Hello?
295
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,483
No, I'm filling in for him.
296
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:34,553
Uh-huh. Yeah.
297
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:38,648
Hey, well, if you ain't got insurance,
you're screwed. Oh, really?
298
00:13:38,649 --> 00:13:41,023
Well, you can't fuck me
'cause I'm a divine being.
299
00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:45,624
Hey, man, the morning-after pill
don't work the weekend after.
300
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:47,768
Enjoy your new family.
301
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:50,928
Hello? Hey, well, me, myself, I
prefer lambskin,
302
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:53,198
but don't take ginseng
'cause it'll seep through.
303
00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:58,669
Hel... Man, that nigga's show
been sold out for weeks, man!
304
00:13:58,702 --> 00:14:01,939
No! Even God couldn't get tickets.
305
00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:04,842
Come on, man! Let me go!
I didn't do nothing, man!
306
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,345
Hey! Yeah, I loved Prince, too, man,
307
00:14:07,378 --> 00:14:09,181
but I can't raise him from the dead.
308
00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:10,815
Maybe if he was't cremated.
309
00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,983
These motherfuckers will
leave me the fuck alone!
310
00:14:13,017 --> 00:14:15,653
Goddamn.
311
00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:17,022
There you go.
312
00:14:17,054 --> 00:14:18,522
Not gonna arrest me?
313
00:14:18,556 --> 00:14:21,293
No. We just decided
to leave you the fuck alone.
314
00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:23,394
Can't explain it,
but that's what's up.
315
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,730
- You want a beer?
- Hell, no. Fuck.
316
00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:28,133
Beer's on the house.
317
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,402
This is just ridiculous.
318
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,469
Man, they ain't never
let me go like that.
319
00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:35,540
- Yeah. There go that chunky...
- Either I owe them some money
320
00:14:35,572 --> 00:14:38,475
or them yoga bitches
sent the toenail mob after me.
321
00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:41,379
I'm not sticking
around here, goddamn it.
322
00:14:41,412 --> 00:14:45,283
Man: Hey, come on, man.
That's him. Hey!
323
00:14:48,952 --> 00:14:51,255
Come on, come on.
324
00:14:55,592 --> 00:14:58,762
Welcome, Jesus.
325
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:06,738
- Young Lil: Jesus.
- Young Lil!
326
00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:09,506
Oh, I know that ain't
my Lord and savior, Jesus!
327
00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:13,611
- What's happening', pimp, Young Lil?
- Oh! Ha ha! What up, boy?
328
00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:16,413
Oh! It's been a minute, man.
329
00:15:16,447 --> 00:15:18,515
Yes, it has. You're lookin' good!
330
00:15:18,548 --> 00:15:20,260
Hey, man, I appreciate...
thank you. Thanks.
331
00:15:20,284 --> 00:15:21,452
Hey, look, you see the crib?
332
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:22,920
You see how I'm livin' now, right?
333
00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:24,388
Yeah, man, this is fly.
334
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:27,024
Oh, man. You know what
you should call it?
335
00:15:27,049 --> 00:15:27,892
What?
336
00:15:27,924 --> 00:15:29,260
"Heavenly Estates."
337
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:31,428
Ah! Now, see, you just
blessed me again!
338
00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:34,398
Oh! Yo, come on. Come inside, man.
339
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:35,933
I got Jesus in the house, y'all!
340
00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:38,336
This is player paradise.
341
00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:41,939
And that rug, though.
342
00:15:41,972 --> 00:15:43,140
I got that from Chile.
343
00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:44,317
When you go down there, pimp?
344
00:15:44,341 --> 00:15:45,876
No, no, no, not from South America.
345
00:15:45,909 --> 00:15:48,545
- From TLC.
- Oh, oh. She's so pretty!
346
00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:50,314
- And in great shape. Yeah.
- Yeah.
347
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:56,788
I-I knew you...
348
00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:58,123
I knew you was gonna do that!
349
00:15:58,155 --> 00:15:59,790
I knew you was gonna do that!
350
00:15:59,823 --> 00:16:02,559
Man, that's a baller-ass
portrait of your boy, man!
351
00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:04,461
I'm so flattered, man. Thank you!
352
00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:05,996
You know I'm your biggest fan, right?
353
00:16:06,029 --> 00:16:07,598
Brah, brah.
354
00:16:07,631 --> 00:16:09,809
And I know you got one of the
biggest portraits out here, man.
355
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,135
You know what I'm talkin' about?
356
00:16:11,168 --> 00:16:13,638
And this crib! Oh, my God, man!
357
00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:15,240
This crib make the Garden of Eden
358
00:16:15,273 --> 00:16:17,341
look like a little old flower bed.
359
00:16:17,374 --> 00:16:18,442
S-Seriously?
360
00:16:18,475 --> 00:16:19,677
No, I'm just kidding.
361
00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:21,346
You know the Garden of Eden is dope!
362
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,190
You ain't ever been there, brah?
I'm talking about...
363
00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:24,582
Man, there's nooks and crannies
364
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:26,326
- I ain't even seen up in that joint.
- Really?
365
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:28,162
- Pops hooked that up. It's fly, man.
- Really?!
366
00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:29,586
You know, but let it be known
367
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:33,825
that my boy Tyrone Bentley Davis
aka Young Lil
368
00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:37,328
got one of the flyest cribs
in the land, pimp!
369
00:16:37,361 --> 00:16:38,706
All because of you and your pops, man.
370
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,265
- Hey. You blessed.
- I prayed for this.
371
00:16:41,597 --> 00:16:42,933
I prayed for this... all of this!
372
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:44,001
I prayed.
373
00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:54,979
Hold up, wait, wait, wait.
374
00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:56,881
What's up, party people?
375
00:16:56,913 --> 00:16:58,216
Crowd: Jesus!
376
00:16:58,249 --> 00:17:01,119
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
377
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:02,721
What up, boy?
378
00:17:02,753 --> 00:17:05,189
What's up, man?
379
00:17:05,222 --> 00:17:06,490
Yeah, man.
380
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:08,693
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a haircut, boy.
381
00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:10,195
Hey, Young Lil, you know
382
00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,998
I'm lovin' all this love, right?
383
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,736
Man: Hey! Hey! Stop! Hey!
384
00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:20,872
- Where you goin'?
- Hold up.
385
00:17:20,904 --> 00:17:22,740
Hey, stop! Come here! Hey! Come here!
386
00:17:22,774 --> 00:17:25,410
♪ Say Ho-sanna sanna
Ho-sanna sanna Ho! ♪
387
00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:27,811
♪ Ho-sanna sanna Ho-sanna sanna Ho! ♪
388
00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:30,081
♪ When Jesus make it rain
then the green shit grow ♪
389
00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:32,717
♪ When Jesus make it rain
then the green shit grow ♪
390
00:17:32,749 --> 00:17:35,053
♪ If you down with the spirit,
get your ass on the floor ♪
391
00:17:35,086 --> 00:17:37,654
♪ If you down with the spirit,
get your ass on the floor ♪
392
00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:40,024
♪ Watch Jesus bust a move
that you never seen before ♪
393
00:17:40,057 --> 00:17:42,594
♪ Watch Jesus bust a move that
you never seen before Go ♪
394
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,928
♪ Go Jesus! It's your birthday! ♪
395
00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:47,598
♪ Go Jesus! It's your birthday! ♪
396
00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:50,034
♪ Go Jesus! It's your birthday! ♪
397
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:52,569
♪ Go Jesus! It's your birthday! ♪
398
00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:55,740
It is not this nigga's birthday!
399
00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:59,810
It ain't his birthday.
What the hell are you doing?
400
00:17:59,844 --> 00:18:01,021
I'm chillin' with my loved ones
401
00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:02,422
and kinfolk, you know what I'm sayin'?
402
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:03,956
- Enjoyin' my day off!
- Man: That's right!
403
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:05,391
Hey, why don't you have some sangria?
404
00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:07,885
Hey, Quan, let her smoke yours.
405
00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:09,429
Jesus, I ain't come here
for this shit,
406
00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:10,788
but I will save this for later.
407
00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:13,590
It look like that good,
so I will save it for later.
408
00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:16,760
But, Jesus, giving Boonie
heavenly powers
409
00:18:16,794 --> 00:18:20,799
is like giving a damn a racist
some white sheets to make a bed.
410
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:23,935
That ain't ever gonna
work out the way you expect.
411
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:26,403
It's all good. We got this
handled, you know what I mean?
412
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:28,105
And besides, how you find me anyway?
413
00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:31,442
You in my heart for one,
but it's everywhere!
414
00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:33,611
How you this out of
touch and you Jesus?
415
00:18:33,644 --> 00:18:38,450
It's on Instragram, Snapchat,
BlackPlanet, Facebook.
416
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:40,951
My grandmama even saw it on Myspace.
417
00:18:40,984 --> 00:18:43,086
Look, I don't care what you say,
418
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:47,090
there's too much going on
for you to be out here partying!
419
00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:49,794
"Go Jesus, it's
your birthday". Really?
420
00:18:49,826 --> 00:18:51,328
Shalinka, you really tripping.
421
00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:54,098
I got this. You see me?
I'm lookin' fly. My hair's whip.
422
00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:56,067
I'm dancin', I'm chillin',
I'm spreadin' love.
423
00:18:56,099 --> 00:18:58,135
I'm sure if Pops thought
I was out of control,
424
00:18:58,169 --> 00:19:00,138
- he would've let me know.
- Man: Yeah, man.
425
00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:02,440
- You want me kickin' it? Can I kick it?
- Woman: Yeah!
426
00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:07,278
♪ Amazing grace ♪
427
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:12,584
♪ How sweet the sound ♪
428
00:19:12,616 --> 00:19:21,024
♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪
429
00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:27,632
Alright, Pops.
I got you. I'm on my way.
430
00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:30,701
God! That shit is amazing!
431
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,870
Yeah, that... that...
that might be a sign.
432
00:19:32,903 --> 00:19:34,305
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
433
00:19:34,337 --> 00:19:36,773
Mm-hmm. Yeah, let's go
and pack this shit up.
434
00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:39,777
Um... yeah, everybody,
y'all can go home.
435
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:42,846
Hey, why you runnin'?
Why you... Why you runnin'?
436
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,951
That's right. Door's gonna keep
closin' in your life, fool.
437
00:19:46,983 --> 00:19:49,319
What? Aw.
438
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:08,572
Yeah. Man, why you trippin'?
439
00:20:08,605 --> 00:20:10,008
What's up?
440
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,309
What you 'posed to be?
Fillin' in for Jesus?
441
00:20:12,343 --> 00:20:16,180
- No, I'm...
- No, fuck that. Don't lie, motherfucker.
442
00:20:16,212 --> 00:20:18,916
We went to the park,
and we waited on you.
443
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,084
Mm-hmm.
444
00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:21,552
Hey, Jesus!
445
00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,587
I don't want this burden no more!
446
00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:27,057
Please! Come help your boy!
447
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:32,529
Man: That's my boy.
448
00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:33,565
Man: There you go.
449
00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:35,532
Jesus.
450
00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:37,434
Man: My savior!
451
00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:39,571
Man: Whoa, bro!
452
00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:42,407
What's happenin', young pimps?
453
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,942
Fuck these niggas up.
454
00:20:44,976 --> 00:20:45,877
No, Boon.
455
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,845
It ain't even like that, dawg.
456
00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:49,913
Look, man, these dudes
are just some young men
457
00:20:49,946 --> 00:20:51,515
I meet at the park once a month
458
00:20:51,548 --> 00:20:53,750
to offer some game and some guidance.
459
00:20:53,784 --> 00:20:55,128
A lot of them ain't never had no real,
460
00:20:55,152 --> 00:20:56,854
solid role models in their life, man.
461
00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:58,423
They're just lookin' for some love.
462
00:20:58,455 --> 00:20:59,823
Love?
463
00:20:59,856 --> 00:21:02,460
Nigga, I almost pissed
on myself out here, boy.
464
00:21:02,492 --> 00:21:04,127
Come on, dawg. You can do it. Just...
465
00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:05,863
Just... Just lift your arms up, man,
466
00:21:05,895 --> 00:21:07,565
and let Pops' love fill your heart.
467
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:10,768
Come on! Come on, hold 'em up!
468
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,804
- You feel that?
- I feel something. It's kinda warm.
469
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:17,141
That's God's love
filling your body inside.
470
00:21:17,173 --> 00:21:20,144
Now spread that shit.
This is Tiny Baseball.
471
00:21:20,176 --> 00:21:22,079
Tiny Baseball, this is Boonie.
472
00:21:22,113 --> 00:21:23,748
- What's up, cuz?
- What's up, man?
473
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:27,551
- Show me some love, man.
- Yeah, man.
474
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:29,621
Thank you, fake-ass son of God.
475
00:21:29,653 --> 00:21:32,289
Praise your fake-ass name.
476
00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:33,958
Hey, man...
477
00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:37,561
Kinda cool showin' these little
bastards some love.
478
00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:38,639
You all right, boy? Come here.
479
00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:40,798
Give me some love, boy.
480
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,100
Your ass gonna get your brains
blew out next week, probs.
481
00:21:43,134 --> 00:21:44,969
You all right, boy?
You look bitty, boy.
482
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:46,312
I knew you was gonna enjoy the game.
483
00:21:46,336 --> 00:21:47,638
You needed some backup.
484
00:21:47,672 --> 00:21:50,642
What up, boy? Hug that out!
I feel you, boy.
485
00:21:50,674 --> 00:21:53,144
That's a grown-man afro
you got right there.
486
00:21:53,176 --> 00:21:55,646
Yeah, this is cool, Jesus.
487
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,449
Best part of the job, Boon.
488
00:21:58,481 --> 00:22:01,319
Best part of the job.
489
00:22:01,507 --> 00:22:07,507
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