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Man, I tell you, Pops outdid himself
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when He created catfish.
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I mean, some people refer
to them as bottom-feeders,
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but I refer to them
as down-bottom delicacy.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm!
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Hey, all I know is
His arch rival Lucifer
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outdid hisself with this
"That Damn Devil" hot sauce.
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He... he came up with this, babe.
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Boom.
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You do know that's just
a company and a mascot, right?
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I mean, "That Damn Devil"
ain't makin' no hot sauce.
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It was made with plants created
by Pops on the fifth day.
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All I know is this is the most
delicious, hottest sauce ever.
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And you can't find it everywhere.
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That's why a nigga
keeps his own bottle with him.
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Exclusive.
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Boy, is it.
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Hey, you notice Lloyd
been acting funny lately?
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Oh, he's just mad 'cause
he can't get drunk no more.
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I told him it wasn't even on me.
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Over there mad-doggin' and stuff.
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He know I still love his ass.
Ain't that right, Lloyd?
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Did my ex-Lord and no-longer-my-savior
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say something?
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Oh! Boon! My P.O.
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You got Shalinka's keys?
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- Oh, yeah. I'm on it.
- Come on, come on!
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I got to go! I got to go!
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Oh. Hold up.
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Hey. Where that Devil?
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I don't know. I think
you put it in your pocket.
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Probably fell out them baggy-ass
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track pants you got on. Heh, heh.
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Come on, Boon!
We gonna be late, dawg! Come on!
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Damn.
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Why you wearin' track pants, anyway?
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That's for runnin' niggas,
not no damn wobblin'-ass niggas.
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Heh, heh, heh.
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Mmm!
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Man. That Damn Devil ain't shit.
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Ah. It's all right.
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I am here to make a difference.
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To help people.
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I can make a difference.
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My job is a privilege,
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and I am so grateful
for my profession.
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People pray every day
to have a job like mine.
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Today's gonna be a good day.
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Man, you just a punk-ass P.O.
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You violatin' me? Why?
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The assault charge.
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I know where you
and your boy band live, bitch.
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- Where do I live?
- 112 North Roscoe.
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Okay, that's... that's where I live.
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You tested positive for...
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everything.
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I... have...
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AIDS?
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I... No. Or I don't know.
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How did I get AIDS?!
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[BLEEP] this list!
"Think positive" bullshit.
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Who the [BLEEP] decides
to be a parole office, anyway,
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you [BLEEP] nerd?
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You ain't even a real cop, homey.
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Hope you choke on a bowl of
dicks and die, mother[BLEEP]
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Okay. Well,
thank you for the feedback.
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[BLEEP] you.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Jesus.
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You called?
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Uh, no. I didn't. Uh...
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Are you smoking? No, um... never mind.
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Uh, please. Please, take a seat.
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Um, Mister, uh...?
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Christ. As in Jesus Christ.
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But you can call me Jee,
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big dawg in the robe,
the light supreme,
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Mister Turn-One-Fish-Into-5,000-
And-Feed-A-Whole-Family.
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It don't even matter what you call me,
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just as long as you call me.
And you just did.
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What's happening, pimp?
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Well, gee... zus.
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Um... my name's Tyler.
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Praise be to you. Um...
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- Let me find your file.
- Hey, look, look.
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How about we put that on hold
and we talk about your file?
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My file?
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Man, I know somebody
got that shit, man.
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Nothing got turned in.
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That phone's not coming back, Boonie.
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Damn. I liked that phone, man.
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That was the Kuba Flip 4.
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I can't figure out nothing
after the Kuba Flip 4.
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Psh, eBay. Here.
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Look.
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That's my phone!
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Oh, yeah. They got a bunch
of Kuba Flip 4's on here.
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Nah, look what I'm saying.
That's my actual phone.
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Look. That's my wallpaper.
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Is that a bottle of Darby?
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Lloyd!
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...and I keep reaching out, but it...
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it feels like no one's listening.
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Like this last guy, okay,
he wanted me to choke to death
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on a bowl of dicks.
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Some people need more motivation, man.
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But at the end of the day,
all that counts
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is what's in your heart.
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And as long as that's right,
Pops is with you.
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He riding with you,
and he gonna lead your way.
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But, uh, this New Compton Gardens,
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at this number, that's the best
place to reach you?
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That's the homeboy Boonie.
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Call that number any time.
I'm always with Boone.
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He know how to get ahold of your boy.
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So, uh, Jesus has a son named Boonie?
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No! No kids for Jesus.
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Naw, Pops would kill me... again.
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And, for real, that wasn't
no fun the first time, pimp.
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How 'bout we just say this...
next time, [BLEEP] that kiosk.
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I'm just gonna come up in here
and holla at you.
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Cool?
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All right.
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Ooh! Okay.
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Hey, Louis! What's up, pimp?
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Hey, you better get that
cholesterol down
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or you gonna die, dawg!
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Damn, fool!
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- Huh?
- Hey [BLEEP] you!
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Christ lives matter, mother[BLEEP]
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Ohh, man.
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I shoulda known. I shoulda known.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Yep.
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Oh, this fool here...
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He's stealing stuff!
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Man, what the hell?
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What's this? This...
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Oh, this mother[BLEEP] This mother...
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Tyler!
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What's happening, pimp?
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I mean, that's a dedicated
P.O. right there,
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you know what I'm talkin' about?
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The boy making house calls and things.
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Hey, so to what do I owe
the honor, pimp?
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Uh, look...
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I believe you.
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What you talking about, pimp?
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I believe you're Jesus.
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I-I-I saw you get hit by that car
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when you were leaving the office.
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Oh, snap! You saw that, huh?
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- Yeah.
- You saw that, right?
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- Yeah.
- Pops is dope, right?
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Yeah, I...
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Actually, I kind of feel
like this changes
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the course of my life forever.
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It does, home-bolio!
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And your afterlife, too, pimp.
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This here is cause for celebration.
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Yeah, okay.
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Smoke yours, man. You got some weed?
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Oh, no. Uh, not, uh...
not on me. I'm at work.
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- You got some cash?
- Yeah. Yeah, I got cash.
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Come on. Let's get some weed.
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Uh, okay.
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Are you sure this is all right?
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Like, just socializing
with your clients like this?
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Who knows?
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It's fine. Uh... I don't know.
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I just...
I really want you to meet him.
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Okay.
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Okay. I just...
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I'm still wrapping
my head around this.
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But I love you,
and if it's important to you,
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- then I want to explore it with you.
- Thank you, sweetie.
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- Okay?
- Mm-hmm. Okay.
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Oh. I'll get it.
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Cassandra! So nice to...
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- Oh...
- Oh, okay.
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- So nice to meet you!
- Yeah.
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Well, I already know you,
'cause I am Jesus, you dig?
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Tyler, what's happening?
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I see you up in here
living like a boss, pimp.
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- Come here. Give it to me.
- Okay.
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- Give it to me.
- Oh-kay! Oh, yeah.
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What's up? How you been, playboy?
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I'm good. Right, hon?
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Yeah.
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The Kuba people of the Congo!
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That one is sweet.
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You got so many dope African artifacts
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and souvenirs in here...
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Ooh, I really dig that
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from all your travels to our Africa.
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'Cause I know you went down
there, and you fed the hungry,
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you dig, and you also helped
feed and clothe
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the homeless brothers
and sisters down there.
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I really appreciate that.
Girl, give me some.
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Give me some. Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.
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And that's why I knew you
wouldn't trip if I brought
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one of my poor, unfed partners with me
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to celebrate this occasion with us.
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Tyler, Cassandra, this is Boonie.
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Boonie, this is my parole
officer, Tyler,
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and his girl, Cassandra,
who's really into the
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whole Africa, feed-the-world thing.
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- Good lady.
- Anyway, hey. What's up.
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Can you point me to the bathroom?
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'Cause I got to take a shit real bad.
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I mean, I know we just met,
and I hate to walk right up
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into your house
and hit you with this bad news
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about tearing up your bathroom,
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but you know how it is. You know.
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Unless Jesus can make the shit
go away for a couple of hours,
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then I don't have
to use they bathroom?
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That's on Pops.
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Nope. I still got to shit.
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How long has he been in there?
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Is he ever coming out?
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Boonie's a big-ass man.
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I mean, big man mean big turds.
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Plus, his diet is all [BLEEP] up.
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He been eating
a lot of fish sandwiches
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and gummy worms lately.
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That can't come out easy.
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Boy, hey.
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Well, y'all bathroom
like a damn resort.
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I couldn't just throw these back on
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and contaminate a clean ass
with some dirty drawers.
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Can I... Can I put these
in your washer? Ours is broke.
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Damn. Y'all got a lot of African shit.
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Well, I lived in Nairobi
for two years,
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and I have such a strong
interest in the culture.
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So... so we have all this stuff.
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Hey, so tell me something...
Does Africa stink?
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I'm just saying,
like, I always imagined Africa
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to be mustier than a mother[BLEEP]
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That is really offensive.
Africa is so beautiful.
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Oh, well, you know,
you can have it if you want it.
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Mother[BLEEP] like me,
I need some pavement
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to walk on you know?
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I can't... I can't [BLEEP]
with all that dirt
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and monkey shit.
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Hey, Tyler, I think it's cool
that your girl
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is into the negroid arts.
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You know, she gonna help me
find a white bitch.
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White bitches don't stress you out
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like Black women, you know?
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Man, you ever had any Black pussy?
252
00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:43,176
Uh...
253
00:11:43,178 --> 00:11:45,979
I... Well, I-I... I have, um, dated
254
00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:48,048
an African-American woman before.
255
00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:49,983
Hey, so look, which one you like
256
00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:51,651
going down on? Them or white bitches?
257
00:11:51,653 --> 00:11:53,120
You know, 'cause I'm just
trying to figure it out,
258
00:11:53,122 --> 00:11:55,121
'cause let me tell you,
them white bitches,
259
00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:56,390
they throw it back at you.
260
00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:58,391
Right in your mouth.
261
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,930
What the [BLEEP] is your problem?
262
00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:07,134
Can you please stop saying
the word "white bitch"?
263
00:12:07,136 --> 00:12:08,668
Uh, Caucasian bitch.
264
00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:11,271
Just stop saying "bitch."
265
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:15,008
You know what, Cassandra,
I don't like that word, either.
266
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,610
Don't like it. Really don't.
267
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,345
- It's actually deplorable.
- Oh.
268
00:12:18,347 --> 00:12:20,213
Well, you didn't seem
to have a problem with it
269
00:12:20,215 --> 00:12:24,017
when he said it about 18 times
in the last 31 seconds, so...
270
00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:26,620
I'm Jesus. I hear that type
of language all the time.
271
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:27,954
Don't phase me, though.
272
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,023
Oh, so blatant sexism
doesn't phase you?
273
00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:33,160
Saying an entire continent of
people stink doesn't phase you.
274
00:12:33,162 --> 00:12:35,695
You're supposed to be Jesus,
and you hang out
275
00:12:35,697 --> 00:12:38,632
with lowlifes like this?
276
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:39,833
Exactly!
277
00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:41,501
Much love, brother.
278
00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:43,102
Good folks right here. Good people.
279
00:12:43,104 --> 00:12:45,505
I'm finna just go ahead
and roll this blunt.
280
00:12:45,507 --> 00:12:47,040
Ooh, twist a fat one.
281
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:50,377
You are a disgusting, contemptible,
282
00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:55,249
deplorable, racist,
misogynist piece of human filth.
283
00:12:55,251 --> 00:12:57,251
Do you say that because
I'm Black or...
284
00:12:57,253 --> 00:12:59,586
Tyler, I want these people
the [BLEEP] out of my house!
285
00:12:59,588 --> 00:13:01,054
- So no white bitches?
- Go!
286
00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:02,723
Okay, Cassandra. God bless y'all.
287
00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:05,042
You got a beautiful home, though.
288
00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:10,397
No, no, no!
289
00:13:10,399 --> 00:13:14,067
My ill-gotten gains are gone!
290
00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:17,403
No! Oh, boy.
291
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,540
Oh, Lord.
292
00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:22,342
Thou shalt not steal, Lloyd.
293
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,945
You mean the way you stole the
joy of my drunken inebriation?
294
00:13:25,947 --> 00:13:28,281
Huh? Lookit, Jesus. Look at this.
295
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:30,617
Look at this.
296
00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:33,286
No buzz. I can drink all I want.
297
00:13:33,288 --> 00:13:36,089
And that little petty-ass
thievery for re-sale,
298
00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:39,025
at least I felt I was trying
to do something for people.
299
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,628
And my eBay merchant ratings,
300
00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:43,029
oh, it's really gonna eat shit.
301
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,698
Eat shit! Eat shit!
302
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,101
You know what that means? Eat shit!
303
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:50,770
Eat shit, Jesus!
304
00:13:50,772 --> 00:13:52,372
Eat shit!
305
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:56,043
So his grimy ass
was flipping it all on eBay
306
00:13:56,045 --> 00:13:58,845
and making a killing.
That's messed up.
307
00:13:58,847 --> 00:14:01,648
My stupid ass out here stealing rims.
308
00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:03,783
This must be where
the money really is.
309
00:14:03,785 --> 00:14:06,720
If dumb, drunk Lloyd can do it, I can.
310
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,055
So, what you gonna do with it?
311
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,791
Uh... finders, keepers.
312
00:14:11,793 --> 00:14:13,460
Hey, you want a jPad?
313
00:14:13,462 --> 00:14:15,245
Oh.
314
00:14:16,865 --> 00:14:18,665
Aren't you going to work?
Do you need to take a shower?
315
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:22,869
I was just thinking, um...
316
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:25,071
Maybe that job isn't for me.
317
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,274
Is this about your "hood" Jesus?
318
00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:29,076
What the [BLEEP] is your problem?!
319
00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:30,944
Of all the made-up Jesuses,
you had to find
320
00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:33,013
the most [BLEEP] up one of all.
321
00:14:33,015 --> 00:14:36,216
And where's the proof, huh?
I didn't see any miracles.
322
00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:38,151
He is not a fake.
323
00:14:38,153 --> 00:14:40,687
And you know what, maybe...
maybe you are racist.
324
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:43,290
Huh? Denying the Black son of God?
325
00:14:43,292 --> 00:14:45,825
You know what, I'm not gonna
force this on you any more.
326
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:48,228
I will explore it on my own.
327
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,364
I know what I saw.
328
00:14:50,366 --> 00:14:53,166
I saw a miracle!
329
00:15:04,713 --> 00:15:07,648
Fellas.
330
00:15:07,650 --> 00:15:09,916
Hey, Jesus, the white boy here, man.
331
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,851
Hey, uh, I would offer you something,
332
00:15:11,853 --> 00:15:15,254
but we don't have things like food.
333
00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:17,057
Uh, you want a jPad?
334
00:15:17,059 --> 00:15:19,793
- Uh, yeah. Sure thing.
- All right.
335
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,662
Last night was, uh, fun.
336
00:15:21,664 --> 00:15:24,664
But did Cassandra
have a good time, though?
337
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,600
Hey, she a solid young lady, man.
338
00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:28,201
You better keep her on your team.
339
00:15:28,203 --> 00:15:31,137
Plus, she know all about
the motherland.
340
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,939
Yeah. Um... matter of fact,
341
00:15:32,941 --> 00:15:35,876
I might need
to crash here a few nights,
342
00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:37,210
if that's all right with you guys.
343
00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:38,345
Oh, man, for sure.
344
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:41,147
You already know, man,
that's nothing, man.
345
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,083
Check it out.
It be like that sometimes.
346
00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:45,619
Look, mi casa es su casa.
347
00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:47,688
Well, Boonie casa is su casa.
348
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:50,223
You get it, pimp.
349
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:51,425
Uh...
350
00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:53,293
Listen, Jesus.
351
00:15:53,295 --> 00:15:55,695
I was thinking, and...
352
00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:57,497
I'm ready to commit.
353
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,701
To... To this. To you.
354
00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:02,969
I want to love life, too.
355
00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:04,705
That's what I'm talking about.
356
00:16:04,707 --> 00:16:06,573
Well, let's find it, then, pimp!
357
00:16:06,575 --> 00:16:08,976
Hey, look, me and Boonie was
just about to go to the store
358
00:16:08,978 --> 00:16:10,911
to get some more blunts and libations.
359
00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:13,380
Man, we about to light
this mother[BLEEP] up!
360
00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:15,048
Smoke! Take it in.
361
00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:17,850
Feel God's love
all through your lungs.
362
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,654
Breathe in love. Breathe out the hate.
363
00:16:28,731 --> 00:16:30,514
Feel it. Hit it.
364
00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:35,552
You feel God's love?
365
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:37,870
Pass me my shit, man.
You holdin' it too long.
366
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,473
Sorry.
367
00:16:45,614 --> 00:16:47,814
Morning, pimp!
368
00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:49,282
What's happenin'?
369
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:51,751
Morning.
370
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:54,888
I had this dream
we were dodging gunshots
371
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,090
in a car chase with the cops.
372
00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:58,825
For some reason, they only let us go
373
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,227
after they took my pants.
374
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:03,163
Them cops, they really dug
them trousers, dawg.
375
00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:05,632
I'm telling you, pimp,
376
00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:07,167
this life ain't for everybody.
377
00:17:07,169 --> 00:17:10,036
But we did get to save
some souls last night...
378
00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:13,573
Yes, we did... in a major way.
379
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,843
Hey, new guy!
Feel like making a coffee run?
380
00:17:31,059 --> 00:17:33,060
You stole my jPad, [BLEEP]
381
00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:34,728
What? Whoa! I did not!
382
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:36,997
Get him!
383
00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:39,333
Stop! Stop! I'm sorry!
384
00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:40,934
Jesus! [BLEEP]
385
00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:45,405
Why did you guys give me
a stolen jPad?
386
00:17:45,407 --> 00:17:47,474
That "find my phone" app
nearly cost me my life.
387
00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:49,743
Man, you just scared
this condom off me.
388
00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:51,211
And I didn't steal it!
389
00:17:51,213 --> 00:17:54,882
I-I got the stash of the person
who did steal it.
390
00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:56,550
And where's my coffee?
391
00:17:56,552 --> 00:18:00,353
Coffee?! No. No, no, no, no, no.
This is crazy.
392
00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,822
I-I don't get it.
Why do you guys do this?
393
00:18:02,824 --> 00:18:04,223
What is the point?
394
00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:06,426
We ask ourselves that all the time.
395
00:18:06,428 --> 00:18:08,428
But it's supposed to pay off one day.
396
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:10,697
And it will. It paid off for Fish.
397
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:13,433
It paid off for Maggie.
It paid off for Trayvon.
398
00:18:13,435 --> 00:18:16,102
They all went on
to better lives through me.
399
00:18:16,104 --> 00:18:18,105
It pays every day for eternity
400
00:18:18,107 --> 00:18:21,174
to stay down with your
Heavenly Father, pimp.
401
00:18:21,176 --> 00:18:23,643
Basically, when you're dead.
402
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,178
I can't wait that long.
403
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:29,449
Tyler, Pops works through us all
in mysterious ways.
404
00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:31,985
And, by the way,
He told me He already gave you
405
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,187
the tools it takes
to be great at that job
406
00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:35,522
and change the world.
407
00:18:35,524 --> 00:18:38,408
All you got to do
is trust your instincts.
408
00:18:39,928 --> 00:18:42,529
Baby, if the Black Jesus
has helped you see
409
00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:46,799
that you can make a real
difference at your job, then...
410
00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:48,802
I guess I was wrong about him.
411
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:54,424
Meghann, send in my first.
412
00:18:55,877 --> 00:18:57,610
Hey, hey. Hold up, cuz.
413
00:18:57,612 --> 00:18:59,563
Let me at him real quick.
414
00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:04,418
Hey, Tyler.
415
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:05,885
I was all wrong, homey.
416
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,554
All that "think positive" nonsense
417
00:19:07,556 --> 00:19:10,023
landed my Black ass a job, homey.
418
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,491
It did?
419
00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:13,694
That's great!
420
00:19:13,696 --> 00:19:15,428
Uh, what are... what are you doing?
421
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,964
Beating up mother[BLEEP]
at the Glam Gam Bikini Bar
422
00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:19,432
if they [BLEEP] with the girls.
423
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:22,703
Bitches really appreciate my ass now.
424
00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:25,155
'Cause of your ass!
425
00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:28,642
Hey, come here, homey.
426
00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:29,776
Hey.
427
00:19:29,778 --> 00:19:32,646
You see this white...
428
00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:33,914
this dude right here?
429
00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:36,316
Listen to him. He'll set you straight.
430
00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:37,918
All right.
431
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,537
You're still a [BLEEP] nerd.
432
00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:48,261
Thanks, Jesus.
433
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:50,580
The name's Jesus.
434
00:19:55,275 --> 00:20:01,275
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