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Cardinal Ciabatti,
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are we sure this footage
isn't doctored?
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Not as far as we know.
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The real issue here is that there is
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a very small yet scattered
international following
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of a man who is interpreted to be
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the second coming of Jesus Christ.
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They call him Black Jesus.
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And he has a very strong
social media presence.
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Any confirmed miracles?
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No, and that's why
you are here, gentlemen.
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You must find him. Bring him here
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so that he can be thoroughly examined,
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and possibly exterminated.
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Exterminated?
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But what if he's really...
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Jesus Christ?
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Returned as a black man
in an American ghetto?
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Right.
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If we ignore this,
we do it at our own peril.
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So you must bring him to Rome
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so that we can deal with him properly.
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Where is he?
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In a section of Los Angeles.
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A place called Compton.
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Compton?
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Yes.
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I understand that Compton
is hell-adjacent.
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Would you care for
the blood of Christ?
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♪ Amen
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Damn, boon.
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Where your mom get all this
knock-off merchandise from?
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God only knows, Jesus.
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I don't think he does.
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Matter of fact,
I know pops don't have a clue
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as to where you get
counterfeit condoms from.
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Hey, man, you gonna mess around
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and have some major
baby-mama drama with these.
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Heh. Who you tellin'?
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Anyway, what's your virgin ass
know about counterfeit condoms?
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And all this shit ain't fake...
some of it is stolen.
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Which means it's legit,
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just in an il-legit sort of way.
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Like these phones. You know, you...
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You know, folks gonna get
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one phone call
before the activation lock
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turn those into some
pretty-ass paperweights.
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What... what's good in the bag, Lloyd?
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Nothin'.
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And you know why.
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Oh, here we go. Here we go.
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Damn right, here we go.
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Because of some unwanted miracle,
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I can't enjoy my favorite pastime
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of getting drunk off
my mother[BLEEP] ass.
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Have a [BLEEP] day, gentlemen.
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Oh, lookit, Jesus!
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Look, Jesus.
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Darby, Darby...
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I know this place! Yeah?
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It's famous.
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Famous? For what? Being a shit hole?
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No.
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I-it's in this video game
my nephew plays.
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Ah. "Grand Theft Auto."
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This is just like the part of the game
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where the ghetto is,
and where the poor blacks live.
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Ahh.
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It's where all the bad shit happens.
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Huh. Bad shit like what?
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Bad shit like this, mother...
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Get your bitch ass out the car.
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Don't... ow!
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Ah [BLEEP]
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh, no, don't...
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You got my car,
but you won't get Jesus!
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Oh, get the Jesus!
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Renzo, get Jesus! Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
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Aaah!
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I got the Gesu Cristo! It's the Jesus!
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Oh, yeah!
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I got my Jesus, nigga!
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And welcome back to
the Regal Seasons, gentlemen.
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Have a great afternoon.
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None of my business.
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You got robbed three [BLEEP]
hours after you landed?
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Compton is crazy.
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Can't we just pray until he
comes to Beverly Hills?
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Just get the Black Jesus!
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Damn, Miss Emma. What the hell?
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Hell is where y'all should go
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for selling these fake-ass
feminine-hygiene products.
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These tampons that you sold me
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couldn't soak up the blood
from a paper cut,
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much less my period.
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My flow ain't no joke.
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I'ma need a refund.
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Damn, Miss Emma. T-M-I!
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And, anyway, ain't no refund.
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Well, then, I'ma trade for
one of these fake-ass bibles.
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Nah, Miss Emma.
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See, these bibles, they 100% legit.
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From Genesis to Revelations,
all accounted for and accurate.
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Trust me. Mm-hmm.
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Is that why it says "Holly
Bible" instead of "Holy Bible"?
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Clancy, I don't like
the look of these white dudes
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clocking us from down the block.
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You're right.
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Prepare to discharge the artillery.
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Prepared.
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Fire! Fire!
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Aaah!
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Jesus Christ.
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Jesus ain't here to save you
mafia thugs.
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And drop your weapons.
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We don't have any weapons.
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Only one way to prove it, huh? Strip.
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Grazie.
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Hold on. Welcome back to
the Regal Seasons, gentlemen.
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Legs looking good.
I need a room key from you.
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Welcome back to the Regal Seasons.
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What the hell
is wrong with you putzes?
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Have you no cajones?
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No testicolis?
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No balls?
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In fact, show me your balls.
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Show me what you morons think
are balls.
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Show them.
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I want to see them.
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All four of them.
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Right now!
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Oh, my lord.
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You call those balls?
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These are balls!
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Uh...
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Huh.
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Quite substantial, your grace.
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You got to man the [BLEEP] up,
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and you need to go and find
the Black Jesus!
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Hey, buddy!
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We're looking for a black guy.
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So was Jeffrey Dahmer.
You weirdos kiss my ass.
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Wait, no, no! We're not assholes.
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We're... we're not weirdos, either.
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We're looking for the...
the Black Jesus.
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The Black Jesus, yes.
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And we're willing to pay to find him.
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Pay? Sure.
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Jesus? Yeah.
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Jesus is an asshole.
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I see.
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Uh, does this asshole
perform miracles?
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Are you kidding?
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It's because of one of his miracles
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that I'm in this [BLEEP] up
condition today.
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He made you poor?
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And black?
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Worse.
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The mother[BLEEP] made me sober.
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Nice rings. Heh, heh.
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You guys are from the Vatican!
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No, no. No, no.
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Like the Pope's secret police.
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No, no. No.
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Bullshit.
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Ever since that meddling-ass
Jesus made me sober,
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I can remember a whole bunch of shit
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I couldn't remember before.
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I mean, just like those rings.
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Listen, maybe we can help each other.
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You want Black Jesus.
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I want to get rid of this
piece-of-shit-ass miracle.
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So?
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So, I'll show you
how to get to Black Jesus.
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You have the pope talk to God
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to reverse this
unwanted curse of sobriety.
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Uh... Deal.
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Deal? Mm.
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I'ma take you straight
to that mother[BLEEP].
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Yeah!
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And thanks, Judas.
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The name is Lloyd, nigga.
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Uh, do you prefer Lloyd
or Mister Nigga?
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Do you prefer your ball sack
up by your neck?
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If you do, the name is "Mr. Nigga."
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If not, Lloyd.
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- Hi, Lloyd.
- Hi, Lloyd.
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Ms. Tudi, Ms. Tudi, Ms. Tudi.
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Later, bitch.
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How many times I told Tudi
to keep them punk-ass niggas
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off my corner
slanging that silly-ass shit?
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- How many times?
- Too many times.
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- How many times?
- Too many times!
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That's right.
A whole lotta damn times.
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Now I got to handle it.
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Hold up.
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Wait a minute.
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Who these [BLEEP]?
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That bitch Tudi.
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She done put some real
mafioso muscle on her payroll.
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We got to re-think this.
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Come back on these fools
with some real firepower.
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Hey, it's right there...
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Get up. Up, up.
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Let's go.
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- Santino.
- Come on. I'm tired of this [BLEEP]
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But we have reservations.
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We just want to go to Disneyland.
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Sorry, amigos.
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But without proof of citizenship,
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I'm afraid it's not
"a small world after all."
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He's adorable.
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Welcome back, gentlemen.
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He with you?
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Great. Slide him in.
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Hotel guests.
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What the hell you mean they got Jesus?
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And hit me over the head.
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But they got Jesus?
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I think I'm about to have
a concussion or some shit.
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Baby...
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Them bastards got Jesus.
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Ow.
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I don't feel good!
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The whole room is spinning!
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I can't focus good.
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You still got that Obamacare?
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Jesus is cheaper
than Obamacare, nigga.
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Plus, he was my best salesman.
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[BLEEP] You don't understand.
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These was some real mafia dudes.
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Man, they got out the car
with them Italian accents,
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that olive-complected-
but-still-white-guy skin,
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them cheap-looking suits
that cost a fortune,
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the whole nine.
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In fact, that dude hit me
with a nine, I think.
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What you just said right there
ain't a disadvantage.
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All it mean is them niggas
ain't gonna be hard to find.
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What, two white boys driving
an impala in our neighborhood?
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Please. Come on.
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Grab my bag.
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Come on!
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Finally, you have successfully
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apprehended the so-called Black Jesus.
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So-called because it's so true.
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If you don't knock it off
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with all the disbelief, Cardinal...
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Let me live.
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If you are the real Jesus,
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then why don't you
put an end to all this
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and just make yourself magically
disappear up outta here?
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For the same reason I didn't
just magically disappear
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when they had my black ass
nailed to that cross.
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You know wouldn't nobody
would have received
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none of God's love
or the spiritual enlightenment,
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man, so thank me later, pimp.
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I mean, pops always had a plan.
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Just like now.
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Achoo!
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Ahh.
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Scusate.
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Bless you, pimp.
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Demon magic! Get him!
267
00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:54,579
Aah!
268
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:57,779
You're not getting away
from me, Jesus!
269
00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,849
Hey, you guys are friends.
270
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:03,780
You can stop whuppin'
each other's asses now.
271
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,020
Ohh...
272
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,989
Mm, mm, mm!
273
00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:15,029
Them white Vatican bastards lied!
274
00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:16,729
This shit don't work!
275
00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:19,569
A whole case of Darby
and the only thing got a buzz
276
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:21,739
is my dick from pissin' too much.
277
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,309
Oh, man!
278
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,549
Damn you, miracles from heaven!
279
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:34,419
Damn you!
280
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,149
I don't care
what old-world crime family
281
00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:39,619
Ms. Tudi got them white boys from.
282
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,219
I bow down to no male.
283
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,389
That's right. We don't take
nothing from no man.
284
00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:44,759
Hey, hey. Ask them.
285
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:48,580
Hey! You kids see some
mob-looking white dudes?
286
00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:52,169
Oojah!
287
00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,539
Hey. Hey, kids!
288
00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:00,939
Y'all seen some mob-looking
white dudes pass by here?
289
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,830
I can't believe it,
Ambro. It's right here.
290
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,819
You see this?
291
00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:17,020
This shows a breach of our security.
292
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,990
Who would do something like this?
293
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:23,299
Some commie-gook, Neo-Nazi,
border-crossing, sand-nigga,
294
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:26,269
white-honky, hood-rat, gender-bending,
295
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:29,400
millennial hipster, metrosexual,
feminazi, libtard,
296
00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:31,409
rainbow-flag-wearing bastard.
297
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,909
Clancy, who don't you hate?
298
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:36,779
Michelle Obama.
299
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:37,979
Lloyd!
300
00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,579
More Darby, I see.
301
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,819
Hell no.
302
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,249
I got breath mints
and some Alabama tea.
303
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,689
Only thing calm me down.
304
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,650
Well, this gon' get your blood up.
305
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,959
You see this?
306
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,759
Some damn punks done threw
they damn Darby bottles
307
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,859
all over the complex.
308
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:52,959
Where's the respect?!
309
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,729
Uh, uh, uh...
310
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:55,760
I agree with you.
311
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,460
Who the hell would do
something like that?
312
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,930
Some commie-gook, Neo-Nazi,
border-crossing, sa...
313
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,669
ah, ah, ah.
314
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:04,069
Probably them mob dudes that we
stripped and sent away earlier.
315
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:06,170
Yeah, I had a run-in with them.
316
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,439
Mean hombres.
317
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,709
They told some lies,
made some promises,
318
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,679
made me take them to Jesus.
319
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,879
- What?
- What?
320
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,319
Yo, they probably realized
dude got super powers
321
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:20,650
from another planet and want to
use him as a weapon for evil.
322
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,289
Ohh. And if that's the case,
323
00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:24,459
They need to be dealt with.
324
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,829
They need to be dealt with.
325
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,659
You mean "dealt with" like
critically injured?
326
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,860
Yeah.
327
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:31,350
Well, if that's the case,
I agree with you.
328
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,869
'Scuse me!
329
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:37,239
Have you seen any mob-looking
white dudes?
330
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,409
Any mob-lookin' white dudes?
331
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:41,709
Goddamn American youth.
332
00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,779
Look at you, facedown in the gutter.
333
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,949
Making me jealous. Here's a dollar.
334
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,849
According to everybody we ask,
335
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,819
them white dudes staying up in here.
336
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:55,259
Excuse me, ladies...
and I use the term loosely...
337
00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:56,759
are you staying with us?
338
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,859
No. And neither are your nuts.
339
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,660
Namaste on that, mother[BLEEP]
340
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,530
When we get to the desert airfield,
341
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,400
there should be a private plane
342
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,809
to transport us
and the demon Black Jesus
343
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:14,170
back to Rome.
344
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,109
And you, no funny business.
345
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:19,030
Capisce?
346
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:23,649
Man, I was waiting on you
to say that shit! "Capisce."
347
00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:26,970
Man, that's some gangster-ass shit.
348
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,630
MS. TUDI: What the [BLEEP]
happened to you?
349
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,400
Look like somebody
kicked him in the nuts.
350
00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:44,539
That means them yoga bitches
is here. Come on!
351
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,370
I-I...
352
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,560
I need to see a key.
353
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,279
Ambro! Yeah.
354
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,810
Sorry.
355
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,219
Handicap coming through. Room key.
356
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,319
I need a room key. All right.
357
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,289
Look at this mother[BLEEP].
358
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:02,389
Trying to get a key so he can
steal from people's minibars.
359
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,289
Aren't you drunk enough?
360
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:05,629
Good God!
361
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:07,829
Everybody can get drunker than me.
362
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:10,199
Oh, here.
363
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,429
James Brown.
364
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,820
Whoo! There! Hey!
365
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,099
I see them mother[BLEEP].
366
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,269
I see them bitches.
367
00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:47,469
Aw, damn!
368
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,970
Come on! Eee!
369
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:13,690
I see them lyin' bastards
right over there.
370
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,760
I see a lot of black people with guns!
371
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:18,499
I see a way we can work this all out.
372
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:24,069
And I see
a bunch of people without keys
373
00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:27,139
that need to get
the [BLEEP] out of my hotel.
374
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,079
Eat lead, scumbag!
375
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,240
Die, sucker!
376
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,309
Whoa, whoa! Hey! Uh...
377
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,549
Unh! Oh, my God.
378
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,179
Don't act tough! Unh!
379
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,419
Game on!
380
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,419
- That's right!
- Clancy, I'm comin'!
381
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:38,649
Clancy!
382
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,550
I thought you couldn't walk!
383
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,889
I do it for the checks.
384
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,289
Hold up!
385
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,389
Namaste, bitch!
386
00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:45,589
Aah! Don't kill them!
387
00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:46,990
No!
388
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,429
They owe me a reverse miracle
from the pope!
389
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,660
Aah!
390
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:51,129
- Man down!
- Mr. Nigga!
391
00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,799
My bad, Lloyd!
392
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,199
Aaaah!
393
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,469
Oh, shit!
394
00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:57,700
Hey! Come on!
395
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,070
I've been hit! I need... I need...
396
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,179
Jesus! Nah, I need my wig, nigga!
397
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,279
Them bitches shot it off!
398
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,709
Get off of me!
399
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,679
Hey, hey! Watch out! Watch out!
400
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,580
Jesus, I... I came back to save you.
401
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,619
Ah, come on, knock it off, Lloyd.
402
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,289
We both know why you came here.
403
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:15,519
I need my wig!
404
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,359
You didn't come to save me.
You want that Darby.
405
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,459
I love you anyway, Lloyd.
406
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:21,829
Here, keep that... a souvenir.
407
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,699
I just peed myself a little bit!
408
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,899
Damn, boy!
409
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:27,199
- Shoot them bitches!
- Save us, Jesus!
410
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,139
Aah!
411
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,309
Oh, no.
412
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,170
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
413
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,449
Ha, ha! Take 'em down, Jesus!
414
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,159
Santino!
415
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,320
Gesu Cristo!
416
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,689
No, no, no.
417
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:54,799
Santino's deathly allergic
to oncidium orchids!
418
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,699
Help!
419
00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,169
Oh... Poor guy. He's gone.
420
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,439
He's gone.
421
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,739
And he had so much left to live for.
422
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:06,409
A pet fish... A dog...
423
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:09,009
A transgender mistress that he
thought nobody knew about,
424
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:11,579
but I... I knew. I knew.
425
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,649
Hey, don't even trip, pimp.
426
00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:15,419
Pops say it's cool. I got this.
427
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:20,600
Mwah!
428
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:26,890
My God...
429
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,899
Get you some air, player.
430
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,769
Santi! It really is you!
431
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,939
Yeah, you can tell
that Cardinal of yours
432
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,469
that he would'a never known that
433
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:38,369
had I started doing all
that disappearing and shit.
434
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:42,679
Y'all quit trippin'
and all them shenanigans.
435
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,749
Did y'all have enough for the day?
436
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,549
Yep. That was enough for today.
437
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:47,810
Whew!
438
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,649
That's enough bullets
and gun slingin'.
439
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,349
How 'bout some fish sandwiches?
440
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,519
Come on.
441
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,589
Oh, snap!
442
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,659
Rise.
443
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,160
- Bye, Jesus.
- Bye, Jesus.
444
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:07,599
- Black Jesus, I believe!
- Well, at least they're gone.
445
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,500
You know that bitch
almost shot me in my head?
446
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,909
Anyway, how long is it gonna take
447
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:14,739
to get that stand set back up?
448
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:17,240
Ms. Tudi, it still ain't safe out here
449
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,149
with them yoga ladies
on one with them guns.
450
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,979
Oh, Jesus.
Baby, what you worried about?
451
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:25,419
Listen, I love you like a son.
452
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:26,589
Maybe even better.
453
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:28,719
But, Jesus, it ain't like somebody
454
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,020
could kill your divine ass.
455
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,959
Look here, I can't just be
risin' from the dead
456
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,959
every time you catch beef
with somebody.
457
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,929
Easter only come once a year.
458
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:39,699
Hey, hey! Hey, hey! Wait, wait, wait.
459
00:20:57,350 --> 00:20:59,219
Thanks, Jesus!
460
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,659
Right on, young pimp.
461
00:21:13,782 --> 00:21:19,932
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