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You're not a player.
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Uh, neither are you... anymore.
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Boss man told me what
your asking price was.
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Lifetime healthcare.
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If you're not being ambitious
then you're not trying.
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Let's get married.
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- We're not a good fit.
- All right, deal.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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That was a lame pound.
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The scans are showing you had
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- two heart attacks.
- Two?
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You're gonna need to
take a few months off.
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All in favor of an expanded schedule,
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- say, "Aye".
- Aye.
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Spencer Strasmore is a greedy pig.
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Oh!
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That's it, meeting adjourned.
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- You gave me your word.
- Take care, Spencer.
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You've got a long season
to get your team ready for.
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Kane is in the building.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Big shot.
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Now where the fuck is Patrick?
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Where's Patrick?
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He's playing hide and seek.
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I hide him. You seek him.
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- That's a dangerous game.
- Not really.
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If Pat doesn't suit up,
then he can't get hurt.
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You really wanna go there?
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I just did. It's your move.
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Patrick is a principled guy.
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You are now staring down the barrel
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of a Le'Veon Bell situation.
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Are you okay with that?
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I'm on my way back to LA right now.
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When I land, we're gonna
hammer out this deal.
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Make sure you bring your checkbook.
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You make sure you find your client.
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You wanna make a fucking deal, bitch?
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I'm waiting for you.
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Some people are in a
constant state of conflict.
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They need it to survive.
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Others despise it,
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but no matter how hard they try,
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they can't avoid it.
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Where do I stand?
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Do you need to ask?
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To the victor go the spoils.
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Meditation.
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Breathing.
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God, you're becoming so LA, Charles.
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How'd you find me?
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Benny said you were taking
your lunches out here.
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Benny talks a lot.
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Yeah, well, he's a comer.
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Be good to him. Cultivate
that relationship.
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What's wrong with you, Charles?
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You stressing out about your deal?
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Trying not to stress out about anything.
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Doctor told me to find a
place that resonates with me.
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- "Resonates"?
- Yeah.
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Help keep my cortisol levels down.
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Okay, I'll bite, Charles.
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What exactly does
elevated cortisol cause?
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Well, according to WebMD,
muscle weakness, spasms,
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severe irritability, extreme fatigue,
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constipation, headaches,
anxiety, inflammation.
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Basically, it makes you die faster.
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Shit, I think I got that too, Charles.
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So you know what?
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We're all freakin' dying. Huh?
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But who amongst us has really lived?
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Hmm?
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- Hmm.
- Yeah.
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Forget about the beach.
Forget about the ocean.
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I find that the most impactful way
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to fight inflammation is with success,
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which is why I think you're
gonna be very excited to hear
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that I'm offering you an extension.
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$10 million over four years.
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Now, how's your cortisol
now, motherfucker?
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- I thought you hated me.
- No.
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Well, love and hate are closely aligned.
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But you've done an excellent job.
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Then why do you torture me?
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Why does my wife torture me?
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'Cause it makes me better. See?
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That's what, uh... that's
what partnership is all about.
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That was a good talk. Thank you.
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Seems like there has to be a better way.
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Well, if you find it, please
be sure to tell me about it.
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But in the meantime, let's
keep this train chugging along.
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All right? All right.
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Hey, I'ma need to talk to
my wife before I commit.
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Yeah, of course. Who doesn't?
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Nah. It's different this time.
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I had a heart attack...
two of them, actually.
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Yeah, I know. Benny told me.
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Babe, what time are we eating?
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It's almost done.
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Who is it?
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You got wax in your
ears, man? Who is it?
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It's an unknown caller.
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What you two whispering about?
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Well, you know what?
I ain't afraid no more.
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Put it on speaker. Let's see who it is.
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Pick it up.
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Hello?
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Hi. Is this Ricky Jerret?
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Fuck. She sounds sexy.
You should've been afraid.
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Yeah, this is Ricky Jerret's phone.
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Oh, okay.
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Spit it out, bitch.
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This is Derek McLay's office.
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Is Ricky available to speak with him?
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What, Derek can't dial his own calls?
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Put him through.
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- I love you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ricky.
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Sorry for the cold call,
but it had to be done.
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I love the radio show.
Think your POV is 100.
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Can we meet up?
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Talk about some projects
you'd be perfect for?
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The only projects that I know
about, I ain't going back to.
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- No.
- No, opportunities in media.
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You could talk to my assistant.
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Set some shit up.
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How pretentious do you have to be
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to have someone dial your phone?
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No more pretentious than to
have someone answer it for you.
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TTD here. How may I help?
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♪ Reach out and touch faith ♪
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♪ Your own personal ♪
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♪ Jesus ♪
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♪ Someone to hear your prayers ♪
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♪ Someone who cares ♪
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♪ Feeling unknown and you're all alone ♪
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♪ Flesh and bone by the telephone ♪
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♪ Lift up the receiver,
I'll make you a believer ♪
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♪ I will deliver, you know... ♪
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Good morning, motherfuckers.
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Are you ready to
annihilate the competition?
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Not this fuckwad over here.
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Closer to annihilating each other.
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What's going on?
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Occupational hazard
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of protecting your
younger dickwad brother...
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Okay, okay, look, look.
It looked fine yesterday.
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Yeah, but this morning, it
swelled up like a cantaloupe.
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- This doesn't look good.
- Wha... y... do you think, Reg?
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Can you still play?
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Oh, Jesus! I don't like that, mate.
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It looks like the Elephant Man's cock.
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Yo, man, I've seen worse.
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Last year, Jason Kelce
stepped on V's hand.
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Broke a couple knuckles.
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My metacarpal's fucked.
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Oy. You gotta play, mate.
It's nonnegotiable.
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I'm not sure I can.
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No disrespect, Lavar,
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but true players play with pain.
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Ey, yeah, man, you gotta suck it up.
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Well said. We are warriors.
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Surrendering's what white people do.
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Benedict Arnold, Jesus... all cowards.
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Ey, man, it's time to call Doc Golden.
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- He's an orthopedist?
- Not exactly.
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The mighty hero returns
with the spoils of war.
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Kill him with kindness, not sarcasm.
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Ah. Good to see you both too.
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What'd you get us? A gift?
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No, all this caffeine is for me,
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because I'm not leaving
here without a deal.
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- Nice machine you got there.
- Oh, yeah.
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We really stepped it up around
here since you've been gone.
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Well, you sure have.
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I'd make this coffee myself,
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but that machine looks
way too complicated.
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So don't forget to add the vanilla,
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because it cuts out all the bitterness.
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I like it bitter.
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Miss you, baby.
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Wish we could celebrate in person.
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I miss you too, baby.
And congratulations.
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You deserve it.
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I thought you said
Werner hated you, though?
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Maybe I was wrong.
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Well, maybe does hate you.
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He just realizes he
can't live without you.
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- Is that how you feel?
- Of course not.
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- That's a silly question.
- Good.
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Baby, can you tell me you love me?
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I love you.
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But why are you acting insecure?
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Yeah, uh...
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I had a couple heart attacks.
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What?!
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Minor ones. No big deal.
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I didn't even know I had 'em
until they told me in the ER.
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You had a fucking heart attack,
Charles, and you didn't tell me?
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I didn't wanna worry you.
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And what do you call what
you're doing right now?
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Listen, relax, baby. It's all good.
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I'm all good.
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A-and if it's any conciliation,
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I didn't accept Werner's
offer because I told him
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I needed to discuss it with you first.
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Oh, oh. That's what we're discussing?
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Charles, you have lost
your motherfucking mind.
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Besides the fact that I am a doctor,
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I am your wife.
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I think that smog and that
job have gotten to your head.
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We're not talking about anything
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except your physical condition
anytime soon, asshole.
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Universal Studios.
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Home of "Jaws",
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"Breakfast Club", "Animal House".
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You couldn't get that movie made today.
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Hell, nah, that's why
we're here right now...
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to bring the flavor back.
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The world's gone too PC,
and it's killing comedy.
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And that's coming from a victim.
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Well, what do we know
about making movies?
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Just as much as the niggas making 'em.
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Ricky Jerret here to see Derek McLay.
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Thought maybe y'all were here
for the Ja Rule video shoot.
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I'm just fucking with you.
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And you thought comedy was dead, too.
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I did. That I did.
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That was good.
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It's nice to see some
brothers on the lot.
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- My man.
- All right.
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We like what you're doing on Sirius,
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but you have a face
that should be seen, man.
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Thank you.
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I prefer to be heard.
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The hot-take thing comes at a price,
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especially to his friends.
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Saying what's on your mind is dope.
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And with our help,
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we think what you got
going could be really good.
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Oh, so it's not good already?
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Let me rephrase that.
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It's good for a first timer.
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But with our support, we
can make something great.
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You believe this guy? "First timer".
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I couldn't agree more.
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- Let's make it great.
- Tell me something, Derek.
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What's not so great about our shit?
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Well, it's not that it's not so great.
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We'd just love to hone
your point of view.
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- You don't like my point of view now?
- He didn't say that.
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Just wanna focus you a little,
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add some... Topspin to it.
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- I don't fuck with tennis.
- This is what execs do.
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D-do your thing.
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We wanna make your show a platform
258
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for bigger opportunities
going forward... much bigger.
259
00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:13,429
You trying to turn me into Steve Harvey?
260
00:12:13,430 --> 00:12:14,723
Try Michael Strahan.
261
00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:16,769
Hell, yeah. You'd be
great with that Kelly.
262
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,895
- That's right.
- I love her, man.
263
00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,982
- Is she as firm as she looks?
- I would imagine.
264
00:12:19,983 --> 00:12:21,527
I don't know. I've never felt her.
265
00:12:21,528 --> 00:12:23,522
Derek, tell me something concrete, man.
266
00:12:23,523 --> 00:12:25,049
I don't have it yet.
267
00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:26,218
This is just the beginning.
268
00:12:26,219 --> 00:12:27,613
For someone with a lot of opinions,
269
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,164
you ain't got no answers, man.
270
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,059
Ricky! Come on, man.
He didn't mean it like that.
271
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,128
Yes, I did.
272
00:12:32,129 --> 00:12:34,550
Got me driving through the Valley
in the middle of rush hour.
273
00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,677
You know how long it's gonna
take to fucking get home?
274
00:12:36,678 --> 00:12:38,722
I'm sorry... look, just
get the Obamas involved.
275
00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:40,475
Guarantee he'll be back. Do your thing.
276
00:12:45,652 --> 00:12:48,448
Yeah, this is only
gonna hurt a little bit.
277
00:12:48,449 --> 00:12:50,284
Now I know this shit's gonna kill.
278
00:12:50,285 --> 00:12:52,620
Uh, what type of
doctor are you, exactly?
279
00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:54,833
Yo, who said he was a doctor?
280
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,377
- You did, asshole.
- Nah.
281
00:12:56,378 --> 00:12:58,338
That's just what we
call him: Doc Golden.
282
00:12:58,339 --> 00:13:00,467
He works with horses,
mostly. It's just a nickname.
283
00:13:00,468 --> 00:13:03,290
He's a healer... like
Jesus, but with needles.
284
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:05,876
He's like our go-to guy for
anything pain management.
285
00:13:05,877 --> 00:13:07,980
Couldn't have made it through
high school without him.
286
00:13:07,981 --> 00:13:10,193
Yo, is there another way
that we could do this?
287
00:13:10,194 --> 00:13:13,239
Would you prefer I grab your
nuts and tell you to cough?
288
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,658
- No.
- A'ight.
289
00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:16,703
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
290
00:13:17,873 --> 00:13:20,168
How long before it kicks in, Doc?
291
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,548
Now.
292
00:13:26,512 --> 00:13:27,847
Okay.
293
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,557
Who wants a lollipop?
294
00:13:30,558 --> 00:13:34,852
You just come here today to
pay your bullshit forward?
295
00:13:34,853 --> 00:13:37,187
- Isn't that more your thing?
- This is gonna be fun.
296
00:13:37,188 --> 00:13:39,188
Oh, I come in peace, Jay.
297
00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:41,648
- Just tell us what you got.
- Sure.
298
00:13:41,649 --> 00:13:43,358
I'm prepared to meet the Russell deal.
299
00:13:43,359 --> 00:13:44,858
Leading with an olive branch.
300
00:13:44,859 --> 00:13:45,901
See? That's nice.
301
00:13:45,902 --> 00:13:48,098
I will admit that I
was overly aggressive
302
00:13:48,099 --> 00:13:49,612
with our counteroffer,
303
00:13:49,613 --> 00:13:52,738
so I'm willing to lose
the salary-cap escalator.
304
00:13:52,739 --> 00:13:55,032
A cricket is still closer
to licking its balls
305
00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:56,574
than you are to getting a deal done.
306
00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:57,742
Oh, I see. So you're telling me
307
00:13:57,743 --> 00:13:59,517
the Russell deal doesn't get this done?
308
00:13:59,518 --> 00:14:00,536
Not for you.
309
00:14:00,537 --> 00:14:02,536
- Does he have to be here?
- Do you?
310
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,163
- I do.
- This is my house.
311
00:14:04,164 --> 00:14:05,789
Why don't you send
your underlings again?
312
00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:08,970
Can we just keep this
nice, polite, professional?
313
00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:11,626
Hey, can we get some more
coffee and a bag of Depends?
314
00:14:11,627 --> 00:14:13,346
- Mm.
- It's gonna be a long one.
315
00:14:13,347 --> 00:14:15,128
Coffee, or maybe cocaine?
316
00:14:15,129 --> 00:14:17,137
You wanna go back to...
yeah, get him some cocaine.
317
00:14:17,138 --> 00:14:18,204
Your boss loves that.
318
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:21,424
I will knock 25 million
off the ask right now.
319
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,549
Not one division leader
320
00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:24,301
had one of the
highest-paid quarterbacks.
321
00:14:24,302 --> 00:14:26,269
You can't leave your guy out
there on that island alone.
322
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,303
Yeah.
323
00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:29,429
Yeah, I wonder what
that must look like, huh?
324
00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:32,556
When one guy only looks out
for himself and gets everything?
325
00:14:32,557 --> 00:14:35,068
- You know what? Fuck this.
- Oh, what?
326
00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:36,481
- You're gonna... you're running away again?
- This is bullshit.
327
00:14:36,482 --> 00:14:37,559
Oh, what a shocker.
328
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,996
- Spence...
- When the going gets tough,
329
00:14:38,997 --> 00:14:41,187
- the tough get the fuck outta here.
- Oh, is that right? Okay.
330
00:14:41,188 --> 00:14:42,271
Don't walk. Don't walk.
331
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,897
You're in this business because of me.
332
00:14:43,898 --> 00:14:47,024
Oh... and you're only in this
business at all because of me!
333
00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:48,775
No one would hire you back then. No one.
334
00:14:48,776 --> 00:14:50,277
What the fuck is your problem?
335
00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:51,568
You wanna know what my problem is?
336
00:14:51,569 --> 00:14:54,295
Let's figure it out. Uh, okay.
337
00:14:54,296 --> 00:14:56,838
You were my partner, and you bailed.
338
00:14:56,839 --> 00:14:58,365
I was doing it for you.
339
00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:01,117
Like you'd do anything for
someone other than yourself.
340
00:15:01,118 --> 00:15:02,784
Says the guy with no wife, no kids,
341
00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:04,160
and no fucking friends.
342
00:15:04,161 --> 00:15:06,328
Yeah, I had a wife. She died.
343
00:15:06,329 --> 00:15:07,913
Sure, I wasn't all broken up about it,
344
00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:09,580
but it counts for something.
345
00:15:09,581 --> 00:15:10,790
And you know what?
346
00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:14,293
Spencer, for the record...
347
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:15,853
you were my friend.
348
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,178
You're right.
349
00:15:33,306 --> 00:15:35,513
You happy now?
350
00:15:35,514 --> 00:15:36,888
Yeah, a little bit.
351
00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:39,015
"A little bit"? Well, smile.
352
00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:41,433
I said I was happy.
Don't push it, Spence.
353
00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:46,310
I see. You want me to go all in.
354
00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:53,519
Joe... I'm sorry.
355
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,686
I should've stuck it out with you,
356
00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:57,646
and I didn't.
357
00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:01,604
And I apologize.
358
00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:03,480
Thank you.
359
00:16:03,481 --> 00:16:05,690
I really appreciate you saying that.
360
00:16:12,817 --> 00:16:15,191
Ah, well, you know, I wanna tell you.
361
00:16:15,192 --> 00:16:16,775
- The place looks great.
- Doesn't it look great?
362
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:17,985
- It does.
- Right? Yeah.
363
00:16:17,986 --> 00:16:19,484
And your wardrobe looks great.
364
00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:21,485
- Ah, forget... this old thing?
- You didn't even need...
365
00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:22,694
you're kicking ass. You're killing it.
366
00:16:22,695 --> 00:16:23,694
Oh, man.
367
00:16:23,695 --> 00:16:25,097
You should see our plans for expansion.
368
00:16:25,098 --> 00:16:26,414
I'll show 'em to you.
They're fucking epic.
369
00:16:26,415 --> 00:16:28,415
- Yeah?
- Did you kiss and make up?
370
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,323
How does 150 sound?
371
00:16:38,491 --> 00:16:40,159
And...
372
00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:46,993
That.
373
00:16:46,994 --> 00:16:48,160
That could work.
374
00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:49,327
Mm.
375
00:16:57,664 --> 00:16:59,330
Mr. Thompson?
376
00:16:59,331 --> 00:17:01,789
Hey. Charles.
377
00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:03,165
Come on in.
378
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,999
Why don't you, uh, grab yourself a seat?
379
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,249
Hmm?
380
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,125
I was gonna make myself a cocktail.
381
00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:11,167
Join me.
382
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:13,959
No, uh, thank you, sir, but I'm good.
383
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,835
Ah, nonsense.
384
00:17:15,836 --> 00:17:18,336
Best thing for a heart attack.
385
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,836
Single malt.
386
00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:22,337
Scotch is good for the heart?
387
00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:24,171
I don't know about all that,
388
00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:25,630
but at least it'll have
you worrying less.
389
00:17:25,631 --> 00:17:27,213
Huh?
390
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,298
About my worrying...
391
00:17:32,299 --> 00:17:34,882
your offer was very generous,
392
00:17:34,883 --> 00:17:36,672
but I have reservations.
393
00:17:36,673 --> 00:17:38,508
Oh, it's just fear.
394
00:17:38,509 --> 00:17:41,059
Yeah, four years is a
substantial commitment.
395
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,176
Oh, no, no, I have no
problems with commitment.
396
00:17:43,177 --> 00:17:45,177
Good!
397
00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:46,385
Then let's go further.
398
00:17:46,386 --> 00:17:48,345
Part of me wants to do just that.
399
00:17:48,346 --> 00:17:50,011
Part of me wants to stay and ride it
400
00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:51,387
till the wheels fall off.
401
00:17:51,388 --> 00:17:52,638
Ah, we'll get new wheels.
402
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,554
We'll get better wheels. Bigger wheels.
403
00:17:54,555 --> 00:17:56,711
But the other part of
me doesn't wanna die.
404
00:17:56,712 --> 00:17:58,889
You're not gonna die, Charles.
405
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:01,350
I might if I keep working at this pace.
406
00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:05,683
You know I respect you, right, Charles?
407
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:08,643
Regardless of how I've shown it.
408
00:18:08,644 --> 00:18:13,185
Quite frankly, your bluntness
has been, uh, quite refreshing.
409
00:18:13,186 --> 00:18:14,810
Yeah.
410
00:18:14,811 --> 00:18:16,895
But I agree with you.
411
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,020
I've been hard on you...
412
00:18:19,021 --> 00:18:20,187
maybe too hard on you.
413
00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:21,854
In part, it's because
414
00:18:21,855 --> 00:18:24,855
I was just preparing you
for the rigors of the job,
415
00:18:24,856 --> 00:18:26,856
and in part, it's because
416
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,731
I stopped taking my Lexapro.
417
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,565
That may have been a mistake.
418
00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:33,858
Maybe so, but either way,
419
00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:37,515
you are groomed, and you
are ready to take the helm.
420
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,901
I'm gonna give you free
rein to do whatever you want,
421
00:18:39,902 --> 00:18:41,485
whenever you want.
422
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,319
This isn't just more money.
423
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,880
This is a promotion.
424
00:18:45,881 --> 00:18:48,029
I've decided to sweeten up my offer,
425
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:51,529
and I am gonna make you president.
426
00:18:53,073 --> 00:18:55,365
So congratulations, Mr. President.
427
00:18:55,366 --> 00:18:57,740
Take the weekend to think about it.
428
00:18:57,741 --> 00:19:00,699
We'll talk to you on Monday, pal.
429
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,868
- Baby.
- ... that's a dude, bro.
430
00:19:07,869 --> 00:19:10,744
How'd the meeting go?
431
00:19:10,745 --> 00:19:12,203
Did you charm him?
432
00:19:12,204 --> 00:19:14,536
Oh, he was a real charm offensive...
433
00:19:14,537 --> 00:19:17,204
key word, offensive.
434
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:18,579
What'd you do, Ricky?
435
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,829
Nothing.
436
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:23,247
Nah, there's a distinct
sound of guilt in your voice.
437
00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:24,915
It wasn't my finest moment.
438
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,415
He almost made whitey cry.
439
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,874
I don't get it.
440
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,208
What's the point in
going to take a meeting
441
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,909
if you're not gonna put
your best self out there?
442
00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:32,541
Shit, I don't know.
I was being immature,
443
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:35,210
but the guy kept throwing this
bullshit Hollywood lingo at us,
444
00:19:35,211 --> 00:19:36,834
taking shots at our show and shit.
445
00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:38,251
Yeah, the boy don't
take criticism very well.
446
00:19:38,252 --> 00:19:40,711
- Oh, so you was frustrated?
- Hell, yeah.
447
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,920
My first instinct was
to frustrate him back.
448
00:19:42,921 --> 00:19:45,545
I feel bad now, especially
'cause the guy was right.
449
00:19:45,546 --> 00:19:47,713
We are all over the place,
and we just started.
450
00:19:47,714 --> 00:19:49,581
Shit, it's probably too late now anyway.
451
00:19:49,582 --> 00:19:51,547
It's never too late to
tell somebody they're right.
452
00:19:51,548 --> 00:19:52,757
People love that shit.
453
00:19:53,924 --> 00:19:55,091
Maybe I should get him a watch.
454
00:19:55,092 --> 00:19:57,216
You can't buy forgiveness, baby,
455
00:19:57,217 --> 00:19:59,716
unless you're paying with Chanel.
456
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,226
I don't see us up there, man.
457
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,728
You sure you paid the entry fees?
458
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,356
Yeah. I wrote the check myself, mate.
459
00:20:31,357 --> 00:20:32,607
And it had a lot of zeros.
460
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,235
- Uh-huh.
- Yo, so where are we?
461
00:20:34,236 --> 00:20:36,835
Look, they're playing us 'cause
we black; that's what it is.
462
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,909
You can't say that every time
you have an anxiety attack, Reg.
463
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:42,496
Wait, wait. Seeded 32 of 32?
464
00:20:42,497 --> 00:20:44,373
Yo, no respect, man.
465
00:20:44,374 --> 00:20:45,458
'Cause we're a new squad.
466
00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:47,211
But don't they know who we are?
467
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,295
This ain't right, man.
468
00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:51,633
Yo, Reg, look who just rolled up.
469
00:20:51,634 --> 00:20:52,844
Who is this crew
470
00:20:52,845 --> 00:20:55,406
of "Jesus Christ: The Musical" nerds?
471
00:20:55,407 --> 00:20:57,540
Man, them the guys that
played me during my tryout.
472
00:20:57,541 --> 00:20:59,394
- They didn't want me.
- Yeah, well, we want you, mate.
473
00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:00,771
I'm glad you're here.
474
00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:02,606
Hey, what is up, fellas?
475
00:21:02,607 --> 00:21:04,943
It's nice to see that they
let you all out and about.
476
00:21:04,944 --> 00:21:07,105
- What up, clowns?
- You still bitter?
477
00:21:07,106 --> 00:21:08,840
You know, you shouldn't play angry, man.
478
00:21:08,841 --> 00:21:11,243
Look at this dude, trying
to tell V how to play a game.
479
00:21:11,244 --> 00:21:12,912
Looking forward to the second round.
480
00:21:12,913 --> 00:21:15,416
Yeah, well, worry about
getting past the first.
481
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:16,417
Hah!
482
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:18,962
Fuck you, you gangster Mouseketeers.
483
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,105
Takes a lot of confidence
to show up late
484
00:21:32,106 --> 00:21:33,524
to your own press conference.
485
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:36,195
The guy's a drama queen. What can I say?
486
00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:37,781
Hey.
487
00:21:39,325 --> 00:21:40,325
All right, everybody.
488
00:21:40,326 --> 00:21:43,162
Thank you for coming
here this afternoon.
489
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,210
I'm going to, uh, make this brief,
490
00:21:47,211 --> 00:21:49,338
but first, there are a few
things that I wanna address
491
00:21:49,339 --> 00:21:53,802
before we get down to
the business at hand.
492
00:21:53,803 --> 00:21:55,346
First, let me set the record straight
493
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:58,016
about my stance on the 18 games.
494
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,019
My vote was based upon an agreement
495
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:01,687
that I had with the other owners,
496
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,483
and that agreement was broken.
497
00:22:04,484 --> 00:22:06,361
The old guard is in charge,
498
00:22:06,362 --> 00:22:08,197
and they're taking us
down a path that will end
499
00:22:08,198 --> 00:22:10,366
with the demise of our great game.
500
00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:14,580
The future of football is
with the players and the fans.
501
00:22:14,581 --> 00:22:16,834
I've had the unique honor to participate
502
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,753
in our great game in many, many ways...
503
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,215
first as a young boy when I was
504
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:24,761
learning how to hit and get hit,
505
00:22:24,762 --> 00:22:27,723
then what it means to be part of a team,
506
00:22:27,724 --> 00:22:30,561
and then, finally,
making it to the league.
507
00:22:30,562 --> 00:22:33,940
And all along, I've always been a fan.
508
00:22:33,941 --> 00:22:36,735
Now I'm lucky enough to be an owner.
509
00:22:39,115 --> 00:22:40,199
Now, from this view,
510
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,412
I can see that in order to move forward,
511
00:22:43,413 --> 00:22:46,332
we're gonna have to clean up our past.
512
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:48,919
We need to take care of our guys,
513
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,590
starting with lifetime medical coverage
514
00:22:51,591 --> 00:22:54,318
for everyone who's played
three years or more.
515
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,305
I'm working every day
to make that dream...
516
00:22:56,306 --> 00:22:58,599
that necessity... a reality.
517
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,560
And one day, I sincerely
hope that I'll be able
518
00:23:00,561 --> 00:23:03,314
to stand up here with you guys
and say, "We have succeeded."
519
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,191
But today, we take the first step
520
00:23:05,192 --> 00:23:08,112
towards doing right by our players.
521
00:23:08,113 --> 00:23:10,240
And I am very proud to announce
522
00:23:10,241 --> 00:23:11,909
the signing of a historic deal
523
00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:15,122
for one of the league's
most talented athletes.
524
00:23:15,123 --> 00:23:18,286
But first, I wanna say
thank you to Jason Antolotti
525
00:23:18,287 --> 00:23:21,130
and my old compadre Joe Krutel
526
00:23:21,131 --> 00:23:23,195
for getting the deal done.
527
00:23:23,196 --> 00:23:27,680
I am honored to announce that
we've signed Patrick Mahomes
528
00:23:27,681 --> 00:23:31,811
to the largest fully-guaranteed
deal in NFL history.
529
00:23:37,612 --> 00:23:38,987
Now, if you have any questions...
530
00:23:38,988 --> 00:23:40,990
and I'm sure you do...
531
00:23:40,991 --> 00:23:42,993
ask him yourself.
532
00:23:42,994 --> 00:23:44,495
If you're lucky, sometimes conflict
533
00:23:44,496 --> 00:23:46,573
comes with the sweetest of rewards...
534
00:23:48,168 --> 00:23:49,877
Resolution.
535
00:23:49,878 --> 00:23:53,216
But the next challenge,
the next fight...
536
00:23:54,218 --> 00:23:56,470
It's always just around the corner.
537
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:01,060
We spend our lives trying
to live without pain,
538
00:24:01,061 --> 00:24:03,187
but that's what feeds us.
539
00:24:05,525 --> 00:24:07,527
Sometimes, it just breeds more conflict.
540
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:12,534
But other times,
541
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:14,829
it breeds success.
542
00:24:25,678 --> 00:24:28,848
Oh, my God. Look who's here.
543
00:24:28,849 --> 00:24:30,225
Daddy!
544
00:24:36,985 --> 00:24:40,530
What are you... what are you doing here?
545
00:24:40,531 --> 00:24:42,575
- I'm home.
- Oh, my God!
546
00:24:44,328 --> 00:24:46,288
Hey!
547
00:24:48,959 --> 00:24:50,210
Where you going?
548
00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:18,981
- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
549
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,279
The owners want you gone.
550
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,782
It was a magical run
while it lasted, mate.
551
00:26:12,783 --> 00:26:14,243
Spencer, it's over.
552
00:26:15,162 --> 00:26:16,495
Actually, it's just beginning.
553
00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:20,317
Sometimes, it's about the journey.
554
00:26:20,318 --> 00:26:22,920
You can't go in there... call security.
555
00:26:22,921 --> 00:26:24,840
Better tell 'em to bring everyone.
556
00:26:24,841 --> 00:26:26,594
Sometimes, it's about the result.
557
00:26:27,469 --> 00:26:29,389
Today, we pour the
foundation of our future.
558
00:26:30,348 --> 00:26:31,934
Each game is different.
559
00:26:33,519 --> 00:26:35,229
Adjust your game accordingly.
560
00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:37,609
Everyone wants to be
liked, right? But you...
561
00:26:38,401 --> 00:26:39,528
Love to be hated.
562
00:26:40,237 --> 00:26:42,698
Can you really walk away
from unfinished business?
563
00:26:42,699 --> 00:26:44,074
The players need you.
564
00:26:44,075 --> 00:26:45,994
- You were right.
- About what?
565
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,078
Everything.
566
00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:50,418
♪ Watch me, watch me Watch me do this ♪
567
00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:52,462
What do you think about us?
568
00:26:53,297 --> 00:26:55,090
You had to do it again.
You poked the bear.
569
00:26:55,592 --> 00:26:57,092
I'm a player and a veteran,
570
00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:59,387
and I know exactly
where the fuck I stand.
571
00:26:59,388 --> 00:27:01,934
Question is, what side
of the line are you on?
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