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Hi.

Good morning.

I'm so fucking horny.

I'll suck your dick right here.

And I'll swallow it too, baby.

It's been fucking so long.

What's the girl gotta do to get laid around here?

When you admit you cheated on me, then maybe I'll make love to you.

Make love?

I just wanna get fucked.

Fucked me in such a long time.

Why is that sound like my feet?

And in my mouth?

This song is gonna fuck me nice and hard.

So I said to him, I'm going to my wife's lawn every night.

That's awesome.

Well, you're a lucky man, bro.

Well, I wish that was true.

Well, anyway, I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood.

Yeah.

My name's Bill, and... Whoa.

Is that her?

Who?

Honey, come meet the new neighbor.

And could you please put something else on?

Just between us neighbors.

I really think she's cheating on me.

You don't say.

Yeah, I don't know what it is.

She comes in late.

She's texting whoever.

Sometimes she comes in.

She's actually walking funny.

It's weird. I don't understand.

I mean, I cheated on her one time.

But that was before we were married. Just once.

It doesn't make any sense.

Sometimes I can't.

Can't help but think that maybe my life's a glutton.

No.

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

Hey. Hi.

Yeah.

Where did she go, anyway?

Uh, I think she started to go back inside.

Doesn't want to sit there.

You know these crazy bitches.

Here one minute, I call them the next. I can't keep up with them.

Well, I'm tired of going.

I'm going to go check on him. Do you want something to drink?

Sure. Yeah.

What are you doing?

You're going to get caught.

That's the point.

My husband hasn't left in like a hundred months.

I heard him say that.

That's because it's true.

No.

Oh, fuck.

What's up?

Mind if I borrow your broom?

Yeah, mind if I borrow your wife?

That's a joke.

Yeah, you know what? The door, don't try the door.

Don't try it because it's broken. You can just reach right over there.

Take that.

I got some work to do.

In the front yard.

I'll get this back to you soon. Yeah, no, you should do it. Take your time,

though, because I don't need it back done here.

Yeah, have you, by chance, met the other neighbor?

On the other side? No, I haven't. You guys are the only neighbors that I know.

Yeah, so stay away from her. She's fucking crazy. Yeah, I want to deal with

crazy neighbors, you know?

That would be an unfortunate kind of dealings.

Yeah, so I really appreciate you letting me use this broom. Of course.

It really helps me get my stuff done a little sooner than I really wanted to,

you know. It's a great broom.

It's good.

It's many years of service at my house.

You haven't seen my wife, huh?

No.

You know, she's got to be inside just doing life things.

Yeah, she's probably off some corner on her phone.

Social media thing or something. Right?

Anyways, I really appreciate the room. Thank you. Yeah, you got it. Of course.

He's a good neighbor.

Yeah. All right.

Holy fuck.

Oh.

I don't know if I can feel that.

Why are your pockets so big?

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

I'm so much bigger than my husband.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh

my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh

my God. Oh my

God.

Holy shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my

God.

Right there, right there, right there.

What was your name?

Thank you, Lisa.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's so good.

My god, this is so fucking good.

fucking...

I'm gagging at it.

It's so fucking good.

Thank you.

I'm so glad.

Oh my god.

Yeah, I never let my husband come with me.

Thank you very much.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

It said Xander, right?

Yeah. Eva? Yep.

Good.

Here you go, neighbor.

What the?

What the fuck?

You didn't have to bring the broom back just yet.