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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.

Does it better.

Carla.

Hey. Hey. What's up?

What's up?

Brought you your mail. They've been in my mailbox.

Oh, this much? I'm sorry.

Yeah, it's been stacking up.

I haven't seen you, so I haven't had a chance to give it back.

Oh my god, I know. I've been looking so much.

Oh, really? How have you guys been?

Um, we've been really good.

Well, if you let me at the door, damn it.

If you let me at the...

Oh, hey.

Hey, honey.

Is she out for the day?

Oh, yeah.

She's headed to the spa for the day.

Do you want to come inside?

Yeah, sure. I mean, I got nothing else to do, so...

Where can I get you?

Coffee, tea, whiskey?

I think the last one sounds pretty good. Oh my gosh, it's a little early, but

okay.

I'll do an Irish coffee, how about that?

You want to make yourself comfortable?

Yeah, actually, can I use your restroom?

Sure, do you remember where it is?

Yeah, I remember.

Cool.

You know, those look a lot better on me.

Oh, shit.

Sorry, yeah.

That's not what it looks like.

My wife has panties that look like that.

So you think those are your wife's panties?

No, no, that's not what I was implying, no.

You think that I came over to your house and took your wife's panties out of her

drawer?

No, no.

They're similar, and I was going to let her know that they look good.

Wow, what a good husband.

Yeah.

Well, why don't you sit down, and I can try these on for you, and you can decide

for sure if they're your wife's or not.

Yeah, I have a date tonight, actually, so you can tell me how it looks.

Yeah?

Sit down. Get comfortable.

This little outfit all laid out.

It's like I got it all wrinkled up. Well, did it at least smell good?

Smell like your wife?

Or did it smell more like me?

Hanging out's like my favorite thing to go over and raid my neighbor's panty

drawers.

I don't have enough brown panty sets of my own, so.

You would know, right? Digging through neighbor's panties.

I think on the last spot I even caught you peeking in here.

You've seen me do this before.

I needed to try all this on anyway.

before tonight, so... I guess thanks for reminding me.

What do you think?

Yeah, they look great on you.

Oh, I met one of your wives.

No, I don't think so.

No? Can I get an extra close look and be sure?

Yeah, just to be sure.

pretty sure this is your wife's.

So you're not dead.

I was about to say the same thing to you.

I just don't want to.

I think she needs to go to the spa more often. Yeah, for sure.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.