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Hello? Hi, are you Karina Jacobson?

Uh -huh. Do I know you?

Let's get the party started.

But the party doesn't start until 8 tonight.

I am the party, baby.

Where's the bedroom?

Wait, why?

Do you not get it?

I'm your present.

Happy birthday.

What is going on?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

My company doesn't do surprises, and you signed the consent form. Is this like a

role -playing thing? Am I supposed to be an intruder? Because I don't do C &C. C

&C? What is going on? Who are you? Whoa, there's no reason to raise your voice

at me.

My name is Kitty, and I'm from the Pussycat Dolls. You and your boyfriend.

Hired me for two hours at four and whoa. Boyfriend? I'm a lesbian.

That's cool.

I'm very open -minded.

Who sent you?

Um, some guy named Derek or something?

I don't know.

My roommate.

Oh.

Okay, well, your roommate must have forged your signatures, so... Okay,

I'm really sorry. I hate to be rude, but can you... Please?

Can you leave?

Oh, no. No, no. What's going on?

Stop. What's wrong?

Fuck, no, no, no. I... What's going on?

My agency tracks me through my phone, and if I leave early, they're not going

pay me.

Oh. Yeah, and they're already duper, duper mad at me already for leaving

at my last gig.

The guy was just, I just couldn't. He was so icky.

I mean, I totally get it.

All guys are icky to me.

Well, yeah, but anyways, I'm getting paid extra for this because you're a

and my rent is past due.

What? What do you, you get paid extra because I'm a virgin?

Well, virgins can be unpleasant.

Well, they try these porno moves in IRL and it just doesn't work. And

I'm supposed to be soft and sensitive. It's just a lot of extra time.

Oh, I didn't realize.

So, real life sex is nothing like the pornos?

Mm -mm.

Oh.

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm just...

not really the kind of person who would accept this type of gift.

Well, that's what everyone says until they've experienced an amazing girl.

You're fun.

Alas, this fun girl is about to become independent as soon as I walk out that

door. Oh, deep then.

I mean, no, no, it's fine.

I didn't want to go to four, but...

Fuck it.

I mean, if I go independent, I can make my own rules and maybe I can just do

girls.

Well, I mean, I like the sound of that.

But seriously, you can just hang out here for a bit. I can grab us a snack

and you can just hang out for a few hours if you want. We don't have to have

sex. You're so sweet.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Got tea, water, soda.

Coffee? Absolutely.

Amazing. No cream, but two sugars, please.

Happy birthday.

Enjoy your present, Derek.

You're such an angel birthday girl.

Thanks.

Thank you.

So, your roommate, he must be loaded if he can pay my agency.

I mean, he does pretty well for himself.

He's a sweet guy.

Yeah?

Yeah, I mean, since he's gotten engaged, he really wants me to put myself out

there more.

Find love.

Ugh, you want me to sign up for these dating apps?

So lame.

I guess he's finally taken a really unconventional approach to getting me

Well, you're out with cause.

Well, yeah, actually.

I want to be in a relationship, you know?

I want romance.

I want a fairy tale.

Fairy tales don't exist, hon.

So, if lesbian sex isn't like porn, what is it like?

Well, we kiss.

We let our bodies tell us what feels good.

We suck and we nibble. Okay, okay, then. You asked.

How many girls have you had, then?

An industry girl doesn't tell.

So you're, like, really experienced?

I mean, experience has nothing to do with talent.

And I would show you, but then you'd want more. And you already gave me the

off.

You're full of it, you know that.

I am not! I am 100 % a genuine person.

I'm the real deal.

Yeah.

Experience has nothing to do with talent.

Well, it's a cute lie, honestly.

Hilarious.

Seriously.

Stay. Enjoy your coffee.

Gonna get set up for the rest of my party.

I appreciate you calling me a liar.

Well, you oughta... So?

So... I don't know.

I can't believe no one's taking this body out for a ride.

Well, um... Well, it's all made nice under my clothes.

Body. Do you know what I mean? Mm -hmm. Show me.

Come on.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

look at those cute tits.

I have to be shy.

They're such cute little panties.

Oh, not that fast.

Turn around.

Let me see the good.

Mm -hmm.

Slowly take it off for me.

Mm -hmm. Not that slow for me. I don't know how to do this.

It's okay.

Oh, my God. You're so fucking sexy.

You're going to make some girl very lucky.

It's too bad you're not into me.

Would you?

Would you be my first?

I don't know how...

Any of this is supposed to go.

That's okay.

Why don't you just sit back and relax?

Have you ever had a naked woman in your room before?

The first time?

Yeah.

So maybe I should do a little tease for you?

Groovy.

Yeah, I can do that.

Why don't you play with yourself while I undress?

Show me what you do when you're all by yourself.

I'm guessing you like big tits that Derek picked me out, huh?

Get in touch.

Oh, you can do so much more than just touch them.

You can grab them.

Squeeze them.

You can suck on them.

They're so much softer than I imagined.

Mm -hmm.

They're just like little pillows, aren't they?

Of course.

About everything you've wanted to do.

I feel good for you.

I love having my nipples sucked on and played with.

Am I doing it right?

You can't do anything wrong.

I'm a little nervous.

Good. That means you're excited.

Should I take the rest of this dress off for you?

Yeah, and let you really play with me.

I can do that.

So cool.

I want to tease you.

Thank you.

I want to tease you.

Play with you.

Show you an amazing...

Hmm.

tingle. From the anticipation, the excitement,

knowing you're so close but so far away.

I want to touch you.

You want to feel me?

Tell me.

Please. I want to feel so bad.

I can't wait to put my mouth on

you.

How does that feel?

I'm so full.

Oh my god, yes.

You like the way my tongue feels on you?

Yeah. Yeah.

You want to feel it, you know, deep into that pussy?

Yeah. Oh.

Please. Mm -hmm. Do you want to hold it off? Hold it off? Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Hold it off.

I want to feel my tongue on that ass.

Oh, wow.

Mm -hmm. I mean, we're in a room, right?

We can try.

Hey, look at that beautiful fucking ass, huh?

Wow.

Let me open you up. I want to see how beautiful and pink you are.

One, two, three, four.

You want to try?

Okay.

Oh, goodness.

My turn.

I've waited so long for this.

You want to unwrap your present?

Yeah.

You can take your time.

Thank you.

That's all I used to play with.

Oh,

fuck.

Is that good?

Oh my god, it's amazing, baby.

Holy shit.

Yeah, right there.

You're so fucking good at finding that clit, huh?

It's a good thing, right?

Of course.

Okay, just checking.

Okay.

Keep going right there.

Holy shit, don't stop.

Fuck it.

Oh my god, I want to come home with that beautiful fucking face.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck. Yes, I'm coming.

Fuck yes.

Yes, I keep coming, keep coming.

You can suck on my lips You can nibble You can put your teeth on

me, I don't mind

That's your pussy for the next hour, baby.

Fuck.

Put a finger.

that pussy tightening on you.

Mm -hmm.

Wow, it's gonna feel so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, there you go. Fuck.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Let's try it.

Okay.

Where do I go?

No.

Let me take these off for you.

Why don't you lay down for me?

Okay.

I'm going to put my leg over yours.

Okay. Like that.

I'm just going to press my... Let's go see how New York is like.

It

gets a little

wet.

So what do you think? Just a porno movie?

No, it feels so good.

Ugh!

Oh shit, that's my roommate.

You gotta go.

So he obviously knows I'm here.

No, you don't understand. He can't find us like this. I get you're embarrassed,

but you don't have to be ashamed. No, no, no, no. You don't get it. You have

go now.

Please.

Please go.

The window's right there.

Go now.

Get the fuck out of the shoe.