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Original subtitles

Police.

Wheel punctured.

You can go, but will need to be repaired at the next service station.

Wheel Puncture ... ... ... Make that clear?

Okay.

Till.

I - Kevin.

Now I have the speaking skills in another language.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Who is it? - He wrote the script for the film.

- He's crazy? - Absolutely crazy!

- Not crazy, just somewhere in the clouds hovering. - He had forgotten how to walk.

- It assistant. - Do you know her?

Yes, it is coming for my grandfather to repeat the role.

- It will go on the road, your grandfather? - Yes, but he's proud.

- You have not seen the officers costumes? - They're here, I took them.

- For 10 days, he teaches, he would speak. - Anyway, your grandfather has always been a clown.

- Yes, and do not just go on tour! - What do you mean?

You have to be a celebrity to go on tour.

- It - also an assistant. - Chief, the chief assistants!

Hey, come look. I've been here and I do not understand.

- There she is. This Claudia Marsan. This is her "kombak". - Her what? Her hammock?

- There's nothing you never know, it means "return it". - Why is it that, was leaving?

- Her return to the cinema. It has long she starred in the films. - Your grandfather would roll with it?

- I do not know. - Wow, I would have moved out of this roof.

Well, the inspiration come from?

We would have never hired, if we were told beforehand that he is "transcendental."

Dear Monsieur Lobepan, I came up to you, as agreed.

Well, actually, I do not to your movie. And my work here, who will do it?

Dad, what are you talking about! Work can wait. Get ready quickly, all waiting for you.

How are you talking to ?!

Pose ... the day before yesterday you told us that they agree to take a small role.

Yes, I said so, but only to laugh! You'll find someone else.

But we have no one else! Not so easy to find a good lover!

You do not expect to beg ?! You have 2 days to tell everyone that will be in the movies!

Oh, everybody says that you - a born actor!

You laugh at me, a little nedotyagivaet ...

Did you know that you will stay close to Claudia Marsan? You also like it!

- You'll see it - wonderful! - Yes, he had seen all her movies! All!

If you think that an actor could have done so, with a wave of a magic wand ... Then this is the market, not a movie!

-You see yourself on TV! It entertain you. -Listen, I never watch TV!

Well, you're hanging around every night in front of the TV! Worse child, I swear! Ceases to pose themselves from God knows what!

Maybe you can offer us another grandfather? -Maybe Granbua?

-Granbua ?! Yes, he's lost his mind, Granbua! Quite bye-bye! -I also need to find someone!

He does not go out of the house since the day that I lost it. -A better than I have.

Took, suffered! Oh, wait! Human. Granbua.

He chose the same day! Today the wedding of his granddaughter.

Later I'll be in the movies. You come to my films, but I'm so famous that you do not dare to talk to me!

And I will have a few men.

I, too, am a fan of yours.

- Are you ready? A-ah, yes you're dressed. - Good, yes?

- Good very good! - Granddad! Granddad! Where did you find that?

- In the wardrobe. - So cool! See what your pants!

Leave all of here! I'm already tired of it! Come on, hurry up!

He's come to life. Just drunk ... He's been so long abused, that it was going to happen.

This is not the first time ...

Hello, the company! Here is a beautiful wedding! What's up, baby?

How are you? Still together? Kiss? No, not in the mouth. Everything all right?

How are you all? What happened? What kind of person? How are you?

-What happened? -Dedushka Granbua not feeling well.

Well, he was not good even with the month of July! -I have a feeling that this time - the last one. Doctor.

- Where's Mom? - Well, doctor?

Go see it there. The rest, go to the wedding! -But...

What will change the fact that you stay here and you will cry?

- We can play in the "western". - As we saw last night on TV?

- Well, no, these films do not have girls! - Then you can be the Indians!

Well yes, of course ... -In any case, if this is the movies where women are not looking, they do not interest us.

And I will lead the weather forecast.

We can do as yesterday: "Maria, Maria ..."

- No, not movies where they sing! - Would you just fight! Come on, Marie-Anne.

Stay, it is not good to you!

Do you think that we are with you interesting? Always either fight or "doctor" or running.

I will make forecast. It will rain, wind, storm and sunshine. Anticyclone later ...

Oh, that Jerome, he always announces fine weather, even when there is rain.

Well, hold on, little monsters, I'll catch you, boys!

You have come to this church. In the presence of a priest and a Christian monk in front of your love for the Lord and the Lord's sign ...

Christ blesses this love that husband and wife kept faithful to each other. And together they carry the entire responsibility of marriage.

... I went for 3 days, and then I was sent to another place ... You know what I mean ... When you travel by train, you see ...

There was a lot of smoke bombs, I fried buttocks ... When I was sent to the trenches, I was happy to help the peasants with guns. The rest was good ...

Singed smell, no?

It looks like they forgot about the pies.

Hey, there, about the pies do not forget!

Wait wait. We're burning!

Idiots! Come on!

What are you doing here? Here it is dried clean clothes! Quickly run here! But what does all this mean?

- You do not want to appear in the village! - Come on, get out of here!

You can say it, but I do not understand anything but French.

It's not often you meet people here naked as the sea. But here is not the sea!

Well, at least you are talking! Otherwise you might scare us.

I think you would be better dressed. I'll take you to the village tonight. After all, you go to put on clothes, right?

Welcome to you and all your friends! Church welcomes all my heart for your love! Remember ...

Come on, hurry up a bit, and then the grandfather really bad.

Since you have decided to tie the bonds themselves gentlemen in the church, join hands and exchange their vows.

It's done? So.

Pierre Cassar, if you will take a wife Karina Shosilias then, to love her and be faithful in love, in happiness and in trials of your life?

Yes picked.

Good. Karina Shosilias if you take a husband Pierre Kassari to love him and be faithful in love, in happiness and in trials of your life?

Yes picked.

From this moment you are connected to the lord by marriage. In the name of the Father and Son and Holy Spirit. Amen.

You see, it's a kiss imprint, probably! Yes, it is - a love letter! Such I clean in the back pocket.

You have beautiful suspenders, right here and so I want to pull!

You can pick up the coffin, where I lacquered bar?

This is urgent?

- Grandpa Granbua ... - That's the same fucking shit!

I was sure.

Do you have a brand?

Of course, I'm a postman. I always have a brand.

Let's not waste time. You'll be my assistant. Look at me, vysun language, open your mouth wider. Like this. Stuck on the envelope, and it's done.

Tell me, Mary, do not you hear a strange sound?

- It's lumberjacks. - Woodman? And why they did not work yesterday?

-Because that yesterday I gave them money, so they gave me work quietly. -Now we have to listen to it.

If someone had told me that you need to play in front of all these people ... I look like a clown! -No, no, you will make a splash! You - super, as in the French comedy!

Yeah, let's make fun of me! I'll give you in the nose!

Come with me, I'll do makeup.

You do not make me blue, no?

- House opens. - Go then.

And you will not go?

Net, Cowboys, ü li ...

And what you want to play?

The game is not for freaks.

Follow me.

So, that's how it was. Turn there. No, that's right. No, to me. Stop. Thus here, turn. Stop. No not like this.

- What is his name? - Lucien Joseph Henry.

Lucien Joseph Henry, this holy oil, the Lord of his great mercy, you are comforted by the grace of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

With this, you are freed from all sins, save you and raise. Amen.

For the patient, for the person who treats it and for the one who suffers for the people to live in justice, love for the Church and its members, the Lord hears and forgives.

Oh, it seems that it is better.

This is Andre. My father. He is not very friendly looking, but I think what he says in English. And help find clothes.

You saw patsanonka?

Lady ?!

This is my aunt.

Aunt!

- He could at least collect tools! - Do not grumble, it is a good student.

Marcel, I can use your yard for a wedding?

- Grandpa is better? - Yes, but there is no reason to throw a party!

You will have to cope yourself, because I am one.

Where's Grandpa?

Chef in films.

- And Lulu? - Lulu rest.

Calm down already, if all children were as calm as he is!

Proydomte here, there's nobody here.

Nobody here does not go. You will be comfortable here, until I find the clothes.

I locked the door, so that no one does not bother you. And I'll try to find you something suitable. You can not not get to wear it.

Caught! Where are you! Do not run here, your father is looking for you. Look at me! What you're dirty! Here, run, come on.

Yes, no more than 30 minutes ago ...

On the high road.

I did not react.

Well, that was nobody. Otherwise, I could create an accident.

It's just a hallucination.

I am not at ease.

I tell you that I am not at ease.

Well, yes, a naked woman!

Naked!

I'm not kidding you!

Exactly the type of girls I'm looking for the whole year!

That also means that it is not a hallucination.

What? You laugh it?

I'm not sure that you will find someone like me, who would kill his health for your precious magazine !!!

All the places, please. Let's shoot.

His grimiruyut already from the first week.

Take 5, Part Two.

Nobody controls the company here.

Hello. How are you?

It would be better if it were not make-up crowd.

But Monsieur more than extras, fruit drinks, he plays a trickster.

A-ah, I see.

It's the return of neo-realism. The camera avoids real cinema. Very stylish.

And I for some reason bothered ending conservatory.

Let's drink a little?

No no.

Jean, you know very well that we did not have funds to invite a professional to such a role.

You can not rely on the professional game on my part on the court.

And it would be better not to do.

You can not give up the search for inspiration.

It would be very foolish to leave such work would have thought about it better.

My friend, you know, what makes a film successful?

This is - a celebrity!

And do not feel sorry for her attention!

But you can deal with them.

I'm just the star of the film, the star of the male sex.

And I expect from you the proper treatment!

And it is for the sake of the film.

My name is Gerard said Philip ...

Zherrar Philip, do you know him?

Cut!

Good people run away, the Cowboys returned to the fortress, the officer goes to the colonel.

It always happens in movies on TV.

At the end of the film a little frustrating because you do not know what happens after.

Because you want to watch movies just beautiful.

My dad, when he saw "little bridge a hundred hands", said: "I'd like to see when it will have 100 hands, what will he do with them!"

In any case, the Cowboys do not do homework.

- And here and Lulu. - And he's only coming back?

- You are only now coming back ?! - You will not believe what happened to me!

You caught the gypsy?

Did you find the treasure?

Maybe you've seen aliens?

No, no, I can bet that you will never declare it!

Hvastun!

Hvastun!

Month!

Yes Yes! She is completely naked!

Naked? Naked?

Naked, naked!

- front and rear, fully ?! - Yes Yes! And front and rear, all the way!

Yes, he's lying!

Well, yes, of course, we're all such fools that believe that the girl walks naked!

-Here because there is no beach! Yes, I swear to you that I'm not lying! I even asked her to wait in the attic.

-So what did she say? I do not understand very well, she spoke in a foreign language.

Oh, nonsense, of course. I'm sure that you're lying!

Listen, you can just go and see! You're just saying this to you and I went!

She undresses for money?

Listen ...

Like in the movies, there is also a naked woman!

I swear my father, that's true!

And I'm sure you're lying to us!

Yeah fuck you!

-We can do last night: someone goes with him. -It will not be me!

And I'm not!

What happened to you?

This is my hernia.

Hernia on the other hand, a simpleton!

You could simply say that you do not want to go.

I could not argue with the older. I hope that you do not make a fool of me.

And I very much hope that this is not a joke.

I told you that I found a naked woman. You do not believe me?

This just will not find, you idiot!

Just say that you are nervous before the first time you see a naked woman!

In the camp I saw a woman with the biggest boobs on the beach! So for me, naked women - is not a problem.

Yes, but this is not a beach!

Yes it's true. But in many magazines of naked women, and much more!

Yes, but in magazines, it's on purpose! Not really!

They're color after all.

And my you like!

It depends on her. If it is old, I do not like it. How old is she?

She must be 30 or 40 years. As the mother of Leon or yours.

Old, then. I like Mom Guillaume!

In any case, you might like to look at it!

- A pubic hair ... - What is "pubic"?

She had hair there?

Oh sure! If she does not have pubic hair, what is it then a naked woman ?!

What do you want?

NF.

What is the "SF"?

"NF" - this is science fiction.

Come on, hurry up! Come on!

That is, you are saying that they had seen a naked woman at this time on the road?

No, no doctor! You will often see naked women on the road?

Women, men ... It can be.

Rarely, very rarely. But!

Why not?

Why talk immediately about the hallucinations.

But I saw not a man!

If it was a man, I do not know ...

But I was a woman!

And with a good figure, like the statues!

Female...

And I? I!

You know what I'm doing with my life?

See.

I shined my life Don Juan. Don Juan, you know?

"The magazine for men, which returns them to their dreams and fantasies."

Fantasy ...

If you think it's so easy: find a girl who agreed to pose naked ...

In my life, this is the most terrible working weekdays.

And you want to communicate.

Not a same year!

Almost whole.

You occupational disease, which most of the men would like to catch.

Let's go. Beware, then cow dung.

Someone to hang your keys?

A-ah-ah! On, look!

Hay?

Show!

On, look!

Do you see it?

I saw her! All went for the others!

Do not behave like a ssyklo!

Yes, I believe you, I believe.

Yes, I believe you, I said, I believe!

I believe you, this is not necessary!

I believe you! I believe you!

So you're exactly what I believe!

But I have already told you what I believe ...

Come on, do not stay. We should not overlook. Adults will take us beyond the perverts.

Wait a bit.

For an adult you are very slow.

Yes, but I ran a few times back and forth. And I pulled a muscle.

Now, our friends will see this skeptakl!

Not skeptakl and performance!

That this girl magazine better.

Run!

Let's go. Posmeoshsya!

Not-ee, I better keep watch our fortress, and then suddenly attack.

Who is to attack it?

Girls.

Girls do not care about our fortress.

- It would be better if I stay. - Yes, there is nothing to be afraid of!

But he just does not know what to do with a naked woman, the Jerome!

The only one he likes - it's Laura.

It is about anything, it - a Parisian!

Come on, run, Lulu!

Afraid of girls!

If you want to sleep, we can offer you something to give.

No, no, thank you.

All is well?

Now everything is fine.

It is well located. Very good!

Hold! Best magazine.

No, not that!

So young, my grandfather got better, so you can go on a honeymoon.

Drink! No, all these holidays, I can not anymore. Have fun.

Faster, faster! I need your help. I need all my staff to catch them. Come on, hurry up!

Hello, sir!

Sit down sir, we are you now going to do.

No problem. So, you - the Finn. You have reached the Finnish Embassy?

- Yes, Captain, they will call us. - Very good.

So...

Timo ...

- Timo. - Vimataliya.

Vimataliya - this is your wife? This is your name Vimataliya?

Her name.

Her name, I realized. Can I talk to you in English?

Ah, yes, it's your wife.

Your wife.

Has anyone realized what had happened?

All I knew is that you - the Finn, and you have problems with his wife.

Hello. Hello, yes, hello. This Finnish embassy? Yes? I have a small problem with the translation. Good.

Monsieur ... monsieur! Take it you.

Where are the others?

- I dont know. - Come on!

They go from Yugoslavia. They were there on vacation.

Woman sleeping in a camper that of course is prohibited.

Sometimes she suffered bouts of somnambulism. She took their pills for sleep, fell asleep, and when they stopped, she went for a walk.

The only thing that he knows that she slept naked. As such, it could not go unnoticed.

All patrols, zone 1 and 2. Task: to find a woman of Finnish nationality, the woman did not speak French, English only.

Blond hair, blue eyes, 30 years, responds to the Counting

A distinctive feature - moves naked! I repeat naked!

There you are! What are you doing here? But what I tell you ...

Well, no, you're normal ?!

Quickly put it! Do not look, close your eyes!

All are advancing!

Who gave you this?

Are you alright? Quickly, let's go!

Go ahead! Thus, we begin to sing our song. Let's!

Wake ego.

Come on, let's go. Sit down.

Time to get supplies.

Started!

- We repeat? - Yes, we will repeat!

Good.

So, I go down, that's it.

Let's shoot, I'll do better. I'm going in the direction of bags.

I check the pockets, all right?

So.

So, I repeat.

What is this spotlight?

He will go into the field, no?

He's here.

- Exactly? - One more time.

So...

Shit!

What I am saying a word?

You forgot the words?

It is crumbs, and I do not know whether to be pleased with the Baron.

Yes, precisely.

A-a-a that.

It is crumbs, and I do not know whether to be pleased with the Baron.

Now I'm talking about.

So, let's!

I have not seen for a long time, to the Baron thought their bags. His generosity made him unselfish.

Rest assured, brave baron renews the taste for life.

It seems to me that I fail again.

No no no.

I'm going back to the village ... I'm going back to the village, all right?

I'm going back to the village to call him.

Wait! He can not tell me that!

I did not invent it.

This is clearly in the text, but this can not be. Because in history, which you call the script,

A few pages later he says that only the first electric poles come. Another 10 years have to wait, I know!

First, the first electric poles, and only after 10 years there will be telephone poles.

You should be aware of this, is not it?

So you can not call. If there are no poles, so there is no telephone line.

Yes, he's right! Yes, he's right! How do you explain all this? Where the writer?

Where to go?

I? I went to the toilet!

You go later, when everything priberote!

But it's an emergency!

Yeah, like I do not know you! Come, come, help your friends and colleagues. Come on, run!

Monsieur priest?

Yes.

It is very hard!

Monsieur priest, it is very hard! You are both strong.

- But Monsieur priest! Please help us - you can not do it together?

No!

But what do you put there?

Net.

So, let's go.

Very good.

Put here, next to the other basket.

Very good. This will put the chairs.

So, all go! A lot of work. Bravo!

It is necessary to remove all of the way. What do you want me to tell you?

Very bad idea if you're going to learn to walk well 100 years.

It will be very bad if we leave you so.

Garbage!

But what are you doing here?

It is necessary to carry you in a cage.

You - a nice rabbit, you are looking for your mom?

What is this a joke ?!

What are you doing here? Quickly went out of here!

What a madhouse!

Lulu! Lulu!

Jerome, stop! Say Lulu, I am looking for it!

Do not search. Lulu plays with the boys.

Leave him alone, let him enjoy. Leave it here, later I'll do it myself!

- What? - I'll do it!

- So, I do not need? - No.

You're not going to sit there all day!

It is not comradely in relation to your friends.

Come on, quickly, run!

Help your friends!

And that I did not see what you are trying to escape!

Guys, let's go!

In the name of the Father and Son and Holy Spirit ... Amen.

Excuse me.

You can not stay like this.

I will go. I'll find things for you.

Clothing.

Yes, clothes, clothes.

Beware, there is a hole. Caution!

- There's no one! - You're a liar!

I swear to you, she was here!

- You miserable liar! - Yes, that is right!

Hey, guys, up there!

Guys, get down from there!

Quickly get down, you may fall!

Get down!

Close the door!

Someone holds the door!

No, well, what are you doing there ?! Quickly went out of here!

Do not worry.

Come on!

Listen, Marcel, everyone does what he wants. But you can not bring them here, and in this dress!

You funny?

You all right in the head ?! It seems really bad!

How is your inspiration?

You might think that inspired just walking like this, in the field? With the little birds that sing? She is naked and takes you by the hand. If you see her, give me a sign.

What is this ?! Now it's more like the apocalypse, Marie!

What the heck is that sound ?!

It remains only to have dropped bombs!

I can not learn this shit text!

We are here as the battle!

So, Mary, call the police and find out from them what's going on here! And make it quick!

Yes, and hurry up a bit!

Let's fly away from here. There is not much to look at!

Louder!

There is not much to look at!

Oh, these young people, these young people ...

They are now just do not!

She did not fall from the sky!

Yes, we can not be sure with all that is happening everywhere!

Maybe she was crazy?

Maybe it came from a movie?

What are you pletosh? She speaks German!

You have too developed imagination!

Why open the door?

Maybe it's a hidden camera?

With these people from the television to be careful, and then suddenly it's their joke!

- The joke ?! - Well, yes, a joke.

See, Lulu!

Do not say anything! If this hidden camera, we will look very silly.

Got better!

Come say hello!

Do not be modest.

What does he do with the bread?

Do not you know? In our village, walking naked girl! All the police on the ears!

- This sucks! - Yes, and it's mine!

We saw Lulu, he walks with a naked girl!

She is completely naked! And very beautiful!

Hey, Lulu, come to us, there is no one!

Here, here!

Yet we hear there is good music from the wedding.

Here.

Here quietly.

What was it?

Spider.

Ah, yes.

There are no clothes?

Not sure we will find something that will suit her.

Be careful with spiders!

What have you thought of again?

Well, no, you deaf, or what?

Nobody saw anything. In the attic there is no one!

Have you seen Lulu?

No, I have not seen him.

What are you hiding behind your back?

Nothing.

What are you even doing here?

What had come over him?

Lord! Nasty boy!

Sit down, gentlemen, sit down.

We found your wife, sir.

(Nerazborchivo) yes, yes ...

We are very happy.

It was not necessary to do so.

Hey, Badraddin!

What?

They found it. You can shout at me, but I had nothing to do with it.

Are you angry at me?

Lulu, where are you going? You hurt?

Hey, Marcel!

Do you know the news?

There Lulu found a naked girl!

And it is Supernova?

And the ears you have not tried to brush?

Lulu found a naked girl.

So, I had to do it before.

We have an hour to eat. No appetizer.

This is the press? But what are they doing here?

- Maybe they want to make a report about us. - They only take away today! This is bad.

Well, young man, when the stars come to public places, and they want to interview, we can say in quotes, you will also have to survive.

It's true.

This is not because of us. They want to interview the girl who got lost on the freeway. It is said that some the local boy found it.

- Let's go to lunch. - Come on.

No. I lost my appetite.

I do not care.

You've been in Finland?

Yes, and not edited.

It is far from here?

Yes, but not as far away as Africa.

It is beautiful there?

Highly.

And all the women go naked?

So, it's hot?

Yes.

It is next to the Sahara?

Left.

And men, too, must go naked?

If they want to.

But they do not have to?

No.

What's cool this country is Finland!

A Malyavka, which are looking for from the middle of the day, had disappeared! No, there!

Maybe we are giving away this idiot ?!

One morning some type gets up from his bed and said that he - president of the republic!

A bad joke.

Fallen from the car.

Naked, she was naked ?!

The President passes the quest. Can you imagine that ?!

Face of this type of ...

He also suffered from a strange disease. What is the type of somnambulism, but only with the beautiful name of "sleepwalking Syndrome".

I hope you have breakfast with us? Let's!

No no. Thank you for the invitation, but I do tomorrow morning for the wedding.

Especially when your grandson is a naked girl, then it becomes a family problem.

What are they doing?

There is nothing.

No, well, quite something!

You found our boy?

No, he was gone.

I is very worried.

Maybe he's got places where he goes when he is sad?

It should not be far away.

-Tuda, there. No, not there! Better than the stairs, so they will never find.

Let's go up to the attic, there is Venus!

And yet her brother!

This Napoleon.

And here it is.

She is very beautiful!

I saw a girl Lulu, and she was much more beautiful than this!

My uncle, too, there is one that all laugh if it inflate. Come on, guys, I'll show her.

In Paris, there are inflatable Venus?

Venus in antiquity was the goddess of beauty, fertility. Subsequently, it became identified with the Greek Aphrodite.

Hey, boys, you've seen Lulu?

Hey, you, come here!

He ran away, do not be afraid.

Bigeye, tell me where Lulu?

Lulu!

Open!

Lulu!

Come on, open up!

Tell me, say what it is you found it?

Absolutely naked.

At your age, it is certainly too early!

- But now it is not like before! - Yes you are right.

Now the children can no longer tell the mother, rather than vice versa ...

I'll have something, we go to the sea, it is very nice to look at.

More ...

Come on, get out. You can not stay here, when all of you are waiting for.

Now you - a celebrity. This is not it?

There's a man with a television, he wants to interview you.

Aah, I understood everything. This is because we are waiting for you, and you do not want to go. I know you, you're scared.

But you know, we are giving an interview on camera with this movie, but it's all nonsense.

This is for you or for me?

Venus - a shellfish in the shell oval plate fin on the shell surface.

They are widely distributed in temperate and tropical seas, living in shallow water, mainly on sandy soils.

You are the guests of honor of our village. I hope that you will be here as well as in Finland.

Vive la France! Long live Finland! You have the floor.

Thank you. Thank you.

He says that he does not speak French, but he will never forget his first visit to France. And he believes that France - a very beautiful country, is as beautiful as Finland.

"The woman - a female human.

The man arranged for the conception and birth of a child. All men's reasoning can not be compared with women's feelings. "Voltaire.

They say that your picture will appear in magazines.

Yes, and I was even going to be on TV! Really show!

What happened to you?

He made me laugh postman.

He said you grew up.

You know? Bring a naked girl in the village - it is safe!

What would you do in my place?

I am not you.

Why?

What we are going to play today?

We can play in your adventure.

Careful, guys, so it does not soared.

I want to introduce myself, I - the president of the republic!

It is a disease, and it is called the "bell-ringer symptom."

That is to keep your eyes peeled. She's out there somewhere, in the depths. That's good.

I can not see anything.

Curiosity - a poor quality.

Come on, hide.

- The Pope will not come to eat? - No, he's not hungry.

And me too. filming day, weddings and Finns ... All this is very irksome.

What is now happening in the world?

This morning, Lulu was lying in the grass looking at the clouds, like horses, when she went up to him.

Beautiful and naked.

That which our ancestors have chosen, as the goddess of fertility.

Goddess of desire, which the Greeks called Aphrodite.

Lulu, tell me please, what happened to you this morning.

With me, nothing happened, it's a lady that had happened.

You met someone?

Yes, this lady.

There was a girl.

THERE WAS A GIRL! There was a girl! There was a girl!

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