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JP, Morgan, Chase.

JP, Morgan, Chase.

JP, Morgan, Chase. That's not just three white dudes who

That's not just three white dudes who

That's not just three white dudes who brunch. It's also a bank. And last week,

brunch. It's also a bank. And last week,

brunch. It's also a bank. And last week, they got hit with a massive lawsuit. You

they got hit with a massive lawsuit. You

they got hit with a massive lawsuit. You may have heard about

may have heard about

may have heard about >> this bombshell lawsuit that dropped

>> this bombshell lawsuit that dropped

>> this bombshell lawsuit that dropped accusing a top executive at JP Morgan

accusing a top executive at JP Morgan

accusing a top executive at JP Morgan Chase of forcing a married colleague

Chase of forcing a married colleague

Chase of forcing a married colleague into sexual acts.

into sexual acts.

into sexual acts. >> Jeru Rana made the claim that a female

>> Jeru Rana made the claim that a female

>> Jeru Rana made the claim that a female colleague who was his superior made him

colleague who was his superior made him

colleague who was his superior made him into her quote sex slave. Sex slave,

into her quote sex slave. Sex slave,

into her quote sex slave. Sex slave, you have my attention

you have my attention

you have my attention because sex and slave are two words you

because sex and slave are two words you

because sex and slave are two words you should not put together. Either one on

should not put together. Either one on

should not put together. Either one on its own makes me nervous,

its own makes me nervous,

its own makes me nervous, but together.

And look, your kink is your kink. But I

And look, your kink is your kink. But I

And look, your kink is your kink. But I do draw the line at slavery. All right.

do draw the line at slavery. All right.

do draw the line at slavery. All right. It's a red flag when someone gets in the

It's a red flag when someone gets in the

It's a red flag when someone gets in the mood by putting on spirituals.

They'll have you at their apartment like

They'll have you at their apartment like

They'll have you at their apartment like now that we're alone.

But what makes this story stand out is

But what makes this story stand out is

But what makes this story stand out is the media's obsession with telling

the media's obsession with telling

the media's obsession with telling people the employee is a man and the

people the employee is a man and the

people the employee is a man and the boss is an attractive woman. And yes,

boss is an attractive woman. And yes,

boss is an attractive woman. And yes, that is still very wrong. But the

that is still very wrong. But the

that is still very wrong. But the internet decided it's also very sexy. If

internet decided it's also very sexy. If

internet decided it's also very sexy. If you are on social media, there is not a

you are on social media, there is not a

you are on social media, there is not a chance that you haven't seen somebody or

chance that you haven't seen somebody or

chance that you haven't seen somebody or heard somebody talking about this story.

heard somebody talking about this story.

heard somebody talking about this story. This has given birth to a million

This has given birth to a million

This has given birth to a million different me online.

different me online.

different me online. >> Attracting comments like, "Has she any

>> Attracting comments like, "Has she any

>> Attracting comments like, "Has she any vacancies?" So, I'm guessing his job is

vacancies?" So, I'm guessing his job is

vacancies?" So, I'm guessing his job is available. Tempted and any vacancies

available. Tempted and any vacancies

available. Tempted and any vacancies asking for a friend.

asking for a friend.

asking for a friend. >> JP Morgan is hiring and men racing to

>> JP Morgan is hiring and men racing to

>> JP Morgan is hiring and men racing to try and get in the door.

Only men could see a story about a man

Only men could see a story about a man

Only men could see a story about a man leaving his job because he was a sex

leaving his job because he was a sex

leaving his job because he was a sex slave and run to the sex slavery.

This story is a crazy twist on the

This story is a crazy twist on the

This story is a crazy twist on the typical workplace harassment. At least I

typical workplace harassment. At least I

typical workplace harassment. At least I thought that until I dug in a little

thought that until I dug in a little

thought that until I dug in a little deeper.

deeper.

deeper. >> Tonight, we're learning that this entire

>> Tonight, we're learning that this entire

>> Tonight, we're learning that this entire lawsuit might be completely fabricated

lawsuit might be completely fabricated

lawsuit might be completely fabricated against the female executive. JP Morgan

against the female executive. JP Morgan

against the female executive. JP Morgan found no evidence of any of the claims

found no evidence of any of the claims

found no evidence of any of the claims made.

made.

made. >> Holy [\h__\h] completely fabricated. No

>> Holy [\h__\h] completely fabricated. No

>> Holy [\h__\h] completely fabricated. No evidence. Now, I'm no lawyer, but I

evidence. Now, I'm no lawyer, but I

evidence. Now, I'm no lawyer, but I believe a key to winning a case is

believe a key to winning a case is

believe a key to winning a case is having at least one evidence.

So, this guy just made the whole thing

So, this guy just made the whole thing

So, this guy just made the whole thing up. That blew my mind until I started

up. That blew my mind until I started

up. That blew my mind until I started looking into the details of the lawsuit

looking into the details of the lawsuit

looking into the details of the lawsuit a little deeper because then it does

a little deeper because then it does

a little deeper because then it does seem a little made up. The whole suit

seem a little made up. The whole suit

seem a little made up. The whole suit reads like an absurd and cheap chief

reads like an absurd and cheap chief

reads like an absurd and cheap chief adult movie.

adult movie.

adult movie. >> Drugging him with Viagra and ruies,

>> Drugging him with Viagra and ruies,

>> Drugging him with Viagra and ruies, >> telling him if he wanted to be promoted,

>> telling him if he wanted to be promoted,

>> telling him if he wanted to be promoted, he would need to start pleasing her.

he would need to start pleasing her.

he would need to start pleasing her. >> She then began fondling her breasts and

>> She then began fondling her breasts and

>> She then began fondling her breasts and racially insulted the plainif's wife,

racially insulted the plainif's wife,

racially insulted the plainif's wife, remarking, "I bet your little Asian wife

remarking, "I bet your little Asian wife

remarking, "I bet your little Asian wife doesn't have these cannons."

Look,

I wasn't there to verify whether or not

I wasn't there to verify whether or not

I wasn't there to verify whether or not this happened, but what c what I can say

this happened, but what c what I can say

this happened, but what c what I can say I've never seen happen is a woman refer

I've never seen happen is a woman refer

I've never seen happen is a woman refer to her own breasts as cannons.

I've never heard a woman be like, "Now

I've never heard a woman be like, "Now

I've never heard a woman be like, "Now that I'm over 40, I need to go get my

that I'm over 40, I need to go get my

that I'm over 40, I need to go get my annual cannon exam."

annual cannon exam."

annual cannon exam." Which made me start to doubt this guy's

Which made me start to doubt this guy's

Which made me start to doubt this guy's case. Until I went a little deeper.

case. Until I went a little deeper.

case. Until I went a little deeper. >> According to the New York Post, he never

>> According to the New York Post, he never

>> According to the New York Post, he never reported to her during his entire time

reported to her during his entire time

reported to her during his entire time at JP Morgan. And they actually were

at JP Morgan. And they actually were

at JP Morgan. And they actually were under two different managing directors.

under two different managing directors.

under two different managing directors. >> Now, I don't even know if the doubt has

>> Now, I don't even know if the doubt has

>> Now, I don't even know if the doubt has a shadow. I mean, he didn't report to

a shadow. I mean, he didn't report to

a shadow. I mean, he didn't report to her. Isn't that the whole basis of

her. Isn't that the whole basis of

her. Isn't that the whole basis of someone being your boss? This means

someone being your boss? This means

someone being your boss? This means she's just a lady to you.

she's just a lady to you.

she's just a lady to you. Kind of pokes a pretty big hole in the

Kind of pokes a pretty big hole in the

Kind of pokes a pretty big hole in the whole my boss made me her sex slave

whole my boss made me her sex slave

whole my boss made me her sex slave argument. It's becoming increasingly

argument. It's becoming increasingly

argument. It's becoming increasingly hard to have sympathy for this guy. But

hard to have sympathy for this guy. But

hard to have sympathy for this guy. But then I learned he suffered a tragedy.

then I learned he suffered a tragedy.

then I learned he suffered a tragedy. >> Rana told JP Morgan that his father had

>> Rana told JP Morgan that his father had

>> Rana told JP Morgan that his father had died in 2024.

died in 2024.

died in 2024. O I got to say it's hard to accuse a man

O I got to say it's hard to accuse a man

O I got to say it's hard to accuse a man of lying when he was grieving. Problem

of lying when he was grieving. Problem

of lying when he was grieving. Problem with this is apparently his father's

with this is apparently his father's

with this is apparently his father's alive.

>> What? What the hell? The dad's alive?

>> What? What the hell? The dad's alive?

>> What? What the hell? The dad's alive? Prove to me the dad is alive.

Prove to me the dad is alive.

Prove to me the dad is alive. >> The post spoke to him and asked him

>> The post spoke to him and asked him

>> The post spoke to him and asked him about his son's legal battles with the

about his son's legal battles with the

about his son's legal battles with the big bank. He said, quote, "I don't know

big bank. He said, quote, "I don't know

big bank. He said, quote, "I don't know anything about it."

anything about it."

anything about it." >> Yep. Someone called his dead father and

>> Yep. Someone called his dead father and

>> Yep. Someone called his dead father and he answered.

he answered.

he answered. You know, one of the first giveaways

You know, one of the first giveaways

You know, one of the first giveaways that a person is not dead is when you

that a person is not dead is when you

that a person is not dead is when you call them and they say, "Hello."

call them and they say, "Hello."

call them and they say, "Hello." How do you get around that one? Nuh-uh.

How do you get around that one? Nuh-uh.

How do you get around that one? Nuh-uh. He He dead. I I I swear he dead. He He

He He dead. I I I swear he dead. He He

He He dead. I I I swear he dead. He He He died of cannon cancer. Uh yeah, it's

He died of cannon cancer. Uh yeah, it's

He died of cannon cancer. Uh yeah, it's rare in dudes, but it does happen. So,

rare in dudes, but it does happen. So,

rare in dudes, but it does happen. So, he lied about his dead dad. That settles

he lied about his dead dad. That settles

he lied about his dead dad. That settles it for me. Surely, he should walk away.

it for me. Surely, he should walk away.

it for me. Surely, he should walk away. the next banker refiling his bombshell

the next banker refiling his bombshell

the next banker refiling his bombshell lawsuit against a female executive and

lawsuit against a female executive and

lawsuit against a female executive and adding alleged new evidence.

adding alleged new evidence.

adding alleged new evidence. >> A family friend claims that he witnessed

>> A family friend claims that he witnessed

>> A family friend claims that he witnessed some of this specifically says he was

some of this specifically says he was

some of this specifically says he was asleep on the couch one night when the

asleep on the couch one night when the

asleep on the couch one night when the JP Morgan boss came over, came out of

JP Morgan boss came over, came out of

JP Morgan boss came over, came out of the bedroom completely naked, sat on the

the bedroom completely naked, sat on the

the bedroom completely naked, sat on the couch, smoked a cigarette, and said,

couch, smoked a cigarette, and said,

couch, smoked a cigarette, and said, "You need to come in here and join us."

"You need to come in here and join us."

"You need to come in here and join us." Yep. He refiled with a witness. And it's

Yep. He refiled with a witness. And it's

Yep. He refiled with a witness. And it's even pornier. This guy is starting to

even pornier. This guy is starting to

even pornier. This guy is starting to feel like the Jesse Smilelette of sex.

feel like the Jesse Smilelette of sex.

feel like the Jesse Smilelette of sex. Like, why is the witness testifying and

Like, why is the witness testifying and

Like, why is the witness testifying and flexing at the same time? I heard them

flexing at the same time? I heard them

flexing at the same time? I heard them having sex, but also she was begging to

having sex, but also she was begging to

having sex, but also she was begging to have sex with me, but I said no because

have sex with me, but I said no because

have sex with me, but I said no because I'm constantly having sex. So, I just

I'm constantly having sex. So, I just

I'm constantly having sex. So, I just went back to sleep on his couch because,

went back to sleep on his couch because,

went back to sleep on his couch because, you know, none of that was a dream I had

you know, none of that was a dream I had

you know, none of that was a dream I had once. Just another day in the life of a

once. Just another day in the life of a

once. Just another day in the life of a couch surfing sex god.

But if we could dig just a little

But if we could dig just a little

But if we could dig just a little deeper, since Me Too, we've been warned

deeper, since Me Too, we've been warned

deeper, since Me Too, we've been warned about the dangers of a man in power

about the dangers of a man in power

about the dangers of a man in power being falsely accused with no evidence,

being falsely accused with no evidence,

being falsely accused with no evidence, damaging the reputation. All so an

damaging the reputation. All so an

damaging the reputation. All so an accuser can enrich themselves. And now

accuser can enrich themselves. And now

accuser can enrich themselves. And now it may have happened to a woman. Not to

it may have happened to a woman. Not to

it may have happened to a woman. Not to mention, the internet ran wild making

mention, the internet ran wild making

mention, the internet ran wild making tons of AI memes with her actual face,

tons of AI memes with her actual face,

tons of AI memes with her actual face, which will be online forever. So, the

which will be online forever. So, the

which will be online forever. So, the only thing clear with this case is that

only thing clear with this case is that

only thing clear with this case is that there is definitely sexual harassment

there is definitely sexual harassment

there is definitely sexual harassment happening here by the media.

happening here by the media.

happening here by the media. >> It's just so unbelievably funny and it

>> It's just so unbelievably funny and it

>> It's just so unbelievably funny and it honestly sounds like every man's

honestly sounds like every man's

honestly sounds like every man's fantasy.

fantasy.

fantasy. >> Now, if any of this is true, this gal

>> Now, if any of this is true, this gal

>> Now, if any of this is true, this gal needs to learn work on her flirtation

needs to learn work on her flirtation

needs to learn work on her flirtation routine.

routine.

routine. >> It helps that she's attractive.

>> It helps that she's attractive.

>> It helps that she's attractive. >> Oh, 100%.

>> Oh, 100%.

>> Oh, 100%. >> It helps that she's attractive. But

>> It helps that she's attractive. But

>> It helps that she's attractive. But like, let's be honest. If you're a two

like, let's be honest. If you're a two

like, let's be honest. If you're a two and your boss is pretty up there and

and your boss is pretty up there and

and your boss is pretty up there and she's making you the sex slave, nah,

she's making you the sex slave, nah,

she's making you the sex slave, nah, probably not, dude.

probably not, dude.

probably not, dude. >> O,

>> O,

>> O, yeah. When you dig deep enough, you

yeah. When you dig deep enough, you

yeah. When you dig deep enough, you finally hit bottom.

finally hit bottom.

finally hit bottom. >> No, bro. Got to be a four or higher in

>> No, bro. Got to be a four or higher in

>> No, bro. Got to be a four or higher in the eyes of the court for it to count as

the eyes of the court for it to count as

the eyes of the court for it to count as harassment. You know what I'm saying?

harassment. You know what I'm saying?

harassment. You know what I'm saying? They don't even know who the victim here

They don't even know who the victim here

They don't even know who the victim here is. So, they decide, "Hell, we'll just

is. So, they decide, "Hell, we'll just

is. So, they decide, "Hell, we'll just objectify everybody equally." So, maybe

objectify everybody equally." So, maybe

objectify everybody equally." So, maybe we've learned absolutely nothing. Or

we've learned absolutely nothing. Or

we've learned absolutely nothing. Or maybe I'm in too deep.