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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First
Marriage.

You are not going to believe this. That
was Channel 9. They just offered me a

job. You want me to chase the tornado?

I will chase the tornado.

Short skirt, a lot of wind.

That'll get us some ratings.

As a woman, I would never ask you to
exploit your sexuality.

Thank you. But if you wanted to, I'd be
very okay with it.

We'll climb back into the low 70s
Saturday. Can you believe that's who

replaced me with? Thanks for watching.
I'm Kelly with an I. And that I is on

your weather.

She kind of looks like you. No, she
doesn't.

And that eye is on your weather.

That ain't Mandy.

I know.

So you're watching her competition.

Kelly's cute, and she wasn't mean to me
as a kid.

Well, still, we should probably switch
to your sister.

Mandy's not gonna know who we watched.

That's true. It's my house. I can watch
whatever I want.

Hey, y 'all. Hey!

Just watching Mandy do the weather.

And that wraps up our seven -day
forecast.

Stick around for Dawn with Sports.

I know it's not football or baseball
season, but there's probably other

Don?

Mr. McAllister, were you ever a member
of the Chamber of Commerce?

No, why?

I got an invitation to a mixer for
prospective members. Oh, you gonna do

Seems like it could be a good thing for
the store. What's the Chamber of

Commerce? Oh, it's an organization of
people engaged in commerce

and... And they, well, they get together
and, you know...

Chamber? So neither of you know.

Not a clue.

But it will let you know as soon as I
get in.

Careful. This is how people get sucked
into a cult.

It ain't a cult.

When your mother sold Tupperware, that
was a cult.

Chamber of Commerce. That sounds
important.

Oh, it is. It's a big deal.

Are they the ones that wear the tiny
hats with tassels?

No, that's the Shriners.

Well, who drives all the little clown
cars in the parade?

Also the Shriners. Oh.

Maybe you should join them. You can fix
all their tiny tires.

I like it.

Be good for business.

You know what they do? Chamber of
Commerce? Yeah, my barber's a member. He

it's good for networking.

Wait, you have a barber?

Yeah. He said the chamber does a lot of
charity stuff, sponsors community

events. It's like you're bald.

I'm not totally bald.

I get this shaved.

Why don't you shave it yourself?

You want to hear about the Chamber of
Commerce or not?

Sorry. Go ahead.

Could help us get some new client.

We'd be in their directory. We'd get a
plaque to put, hey, my eyes are down

here.

So what do you say we go to this mixer?
Do a little schmoozing.

I don't see the downside.

Great. Last question. About the Chamber
of Commerce or my head?

Never mind.

There's the lady who owns the pet store.

And that's the guy who runs the barbecue
place with the awesome chili.

Oh, I love that chili. He uses brisket
instead of ground beef. Hey, hey, hey,

hey. Don't get starstruck.

Gentlemen, Jerry Clemens, Clemens
Hardware. Glad you all came.

Georgia Cooper.

Ruben Alvarez.

We took over McAllister Auto.

Oh, Jim McAllister's old place.

I did hear that was under new
management.

Newer, younger, better.

Just what people are saying.

Any questions?

A lot of people don't actually know what
we do here. You're kidding.

Networking, charity, community outreach.

Seems pretty obvious.

To me.

So, Jerry, what do we got to do to join?
Pretty simple. Just introduce

yourselves around, talk to members.

If you want to be involved, we're happy
to have you.

Great. Usually meet the first Wednesday
of every month. That'll work. I mean,

I've got a small child at home, but my
partner here's got nothing going on.

I got plenty going on.

Like what?

You don't know everything about me.

Let's not argue in front of Jerry.

Okay. All right, fellas. We'll talk
later.

Why'd he put me down in front of other
people?

I wasn't putting you down. Yes, you
were.

Hey, how about after this I take you out
for some of that chili?

That'd be nice. Thank you.

So me and Reuben raised the money from
friends and family, and we bought the

place. Impressive. You don't look much
older than my son.

I'm 21.

21? That would make you our youngest
member.

I'd probably be your first Puerto Rican
member.

That's my background.

A real -life immigrant success story.

Oh, where were you born?

Here.

Well, it'd be great to have some fresh
faces join us.

Don't get any fresher than this.

Or this.

Believe it or not... He got a haircut
for y 'all.

What did we just talk about?

Jim, do you want to go to the nursery
with me tomorrow? I want to replant

azaleas. You sure? The weather forecast
said it looks like rain.

Aw, sounds like somebody watched me.

It sure does.

Hey. Hey, how's the mixer?

Great. You're looking at the youngest
member ever of the Medford Chamber of

Commerce. Wow, congratulations.

Before I got there, the youngest one was
like 32.

That's the same age as... Watch it.

32 ain't old. Everyone else there was
like in their 50s. Watch it.

Good for you, Georgie. They loved me.
One lady pinched my cheek and called me

plucky.

Careful. He does like older women.

Anyways, it got me thinking. Maybe
there's a new story here.

You mean you?

It's pretty inspirational when you think
about it.

Oh, honey, I'm really proud of you, but
I'm trying to do more edgy stories.

Didn't you just do one about a dog with
wheels for hind legs?

Yeah, he bit a kid and rolled away.

Edgy.

I'm just saying it's a great story, a
high school dropout making good.

Please don't go on TV and tell people
you're a high school dropout.

I ain't ashamed.

No, you really ain't.

Mandy said I wasn't newsworthy, but on
that Doogie Howser show, folks loved

he was the youngest guy in his
profession.

I never watched that show.

He was a doctor and a teenager.

He lost his first patient and his
virginity on the same day.

Do you have a point?

Being young is a good story.

Newspeople did all kinds of stuff about
Sheldon when he was a kid. He was a

science genius.

And I'm a tire genius.

Mandy's not the only news lady in town.
There's that Kelly girl on Channel 7.

I can't call her. She's Mandy's
competition.

I guess.

What if you called her?

Mandy'd be mad at me.

Not just a tire genius.

Hey, how was work?

Good.

Look, just so you know, I'm really sorry
I couldn't help you out.

It's okay.

And just so you know, Channel 7 thinks I
am a story.

Excuse me?

Yeah, that Kelly girl said it's perfect
for her. I'm sorry, Kelly?

Yeah, you know, with an I.

Oh, I know Kelly with an I. I hate Kelly
with an I. How does she know about you?

Did you call her?

No, ma 'am, I most certainly did not
call her.

So Ruben called her.

Dang, you do have a nose for the news.

What the hell, Georgie? How would you
feel if I bought tires from Fagenbacher?

I'd feel like you're throwing your money
away because you get a family discount

with me.

That is not the point.

She's just trying to embarrass me.

I came to you first. You said no.

You are not doing that interview.

You can't stop me.

You know what?

You're right.

You do whatever you want.

It's your decision.

Okay, she may have stopped me.

Mandy would do whatever she wanted.
Thought it was good for her career.

Wood has Will again.

So she can't be mad if I do the
interview?

Can, will, gonna be.

See? Stuff like this is the reason why
I'm not married. No, the reason you're

not married is no one wants to marry
you.

So what should I do?

Well, before I fight with Audrey, I
always ask myself, is it worth it?

I've heard you fight about pillows on
the bed.

There's too many.

Pro pillows, shams, I don't know what's
going on.

Well, a news story is free advertising,
so yeah, it's worth it. And for your

information, there were two girls who
wanted to marry me. What happened?

They found out about each other.

If this run continues, we can expect
rain all weekend.

I would be the father of her children.

when I do my Eye on Medford segment,
where we focus on folks in the

But, unfortunately, we had a last
-minute cancellation.

Apparently, our guest is married to the
weather girl on our rival station, and

she told him he wasn't allowed to do it.

I don't want to name names, but she's on
Channel 9.

Oh, no.

Oh, no?

How about, oh, baby?

You told Kelly I wouldn't let you do it?

You wouldn't let me do it. Well, she
didn't need to know that.

I didn't know she was going to blab it
on TV.

Do you know how this makes me look?

I do, but now does not seem like the
time to say it.

You could have said you were sick or
busy or anything else.

All I did was tell the truth.

Can you give us some privacy?

Heard y 'all fight before, it's fine.

Dad? I'm hungry. This is where the food
is.

You didn't want me to do the interview.
I didn't do it. You're welcome. She

embarrassed me on television.

No, she didn't even say your name.

So you watched her?

I probably snacked too much.

You wanted to see me?

Close the door.

I guess you saw what Kelly said.

Sure did.

Well, I just want you to know that I
will rise above this.

Unlike her, I can behave in a
professional manner.

Why on earth would you do that?

Wait, what?

This is ratings gold.

Hit back. Get down in the mud and roll
around with that skank.

Uh, but if I say something, won't she
just swing back harder?

Do you not know how feuds work?

No, I mean, of course I do.

Made a lot of girls cry in my heyday.

Girls who look like you always do.

Thank you.

That storm front petered out. Looks like
it'll be a beautiful weekend for folks

to catch up on some gardening.

So get out there with a watering can, a
rake, and like that bimbo who does the

weather for Channel 7, a hoe.

Our rakes are better than that.

If it helps, you knocked it out of the
park with me.

So, Kelly with an I, I'll make a deal
with you. You don't talk about my

marriage, and I won't talk about your
nose job.

For Channel 9 News, I'm Manny
McAllister, and this is my real nose.

Pretty mean.

You know what they say. Do what you
love.

Never work a day in your life.

When we went to commercial, the whole
crew applauded.

Good for you.

You know, after all that trash talk I
did in high school, it is nice to know I

still got it.

Ain't you worried that Kelly's going to
swing back?

No, let her.

I found the yearbook picture with her
old nose. You could have vacuumed the

floor with that thing.

I'm glad I didn't know you in high
school.

With that accent, I would have torn you
apart.

is good for Kelly, too. It's like Nancy
Kerrigan and Tonya Harding. I mean,

nobody cared about ice skating until
those two started going at each other.

Didn't one of them break the other one's
kneecap?

Yeah, and we're still talking about it.

Check it out. We're official.

Nice.

We're not really going to those
meetings, are we? Nah. We got the plaque

up. We're good.

Hey, welcome to Macalester.

Oh. I was hoping we could talk.

Wow, you're even prettier in person.

I have a boyfriend.

Could have two.

I know you and my wife are having a
thing, but I don't want to be a part of

I understand.

I come in peace.

Okay, so... I know I fired the first
shot. I was angry you canceled last

I told him not to. Does he listen to me?

I did.

Don't you have work to do?

Fine, but we're talking about this
later.

Look, I would really just like this to
be over.

Why aren't you saying this to Mandy?

Honestly, she's a little scary.

I heard she punched a woman in church.

Oh, that.

So it's true.

Yeah, but it's Texas. I've been punched
in church.

Doesn't matter.

I just worry she and I are setting a bad
example.

Women shouldn't be tearing each other
down. We should be lifting each other

Amen, sister.

Did you watch Kelly?

No, Georgie made us watch you.

Don't worry, we taped it. Oh, good. Put
her on. I want to see what she said

about me.

Maybe she found out you wore a helmet as
a baby.

You did?

It's not her fault her head was pointy.

I had a petite pelvis.

Before I get to tonight's weather... I'd
like to address some of the comments

made about me by my competitor.

I don't want to personally attack other
women to advance my career.

But then, I guess, as the number one
weather personality in Medford, I don't

have to.

No one tape over this.

Besides, I wouldn't want to pick a fight
with someone who once punched a woman

in church.

How does she know that? Did you tell
her?

Sort of. She tricked me.

Wait, you punched someone in church?

She deserved it. She was kissing
Georgie.

Why were you kissing someone?

She kissed me.

Wait, Kelly didn't kiss you, did she?

No. That's too bad. I could have used
that.

What is happening to this family? You
know what? I'll just say she did. Who's

going to know?

Hello.

Oh, hi.

Don't worry. I'm not here to start
anything.

At least, not until I've had my copy.

So, what do you want?

Well, I just saw you here, and I thought
maybe I'd say hey. It's a lot harder to

be mean to somebody that you know.

Is it?

I don't know. What's a thing people say?

And just so you know, I was never
actually going to show any pictures of

old nose.

Really? Because someone mailed in baby
pictures of you in a helmet.

Maybe we are setting a bad example.

Should we call it truth?

Yeah, I guess.

That's kind of fun, though.

The weather is so boring. It's rainy.
It's sunny.

And being catty really brought me back
to high school.

Me, too. It's like riding a bike, isn't
it?

You know, it doesn't have to end.

It has been good for ratings.

I mean, maybe we should give the people
what they want.

So we'll keep it going?

Done.

We probably shouldn't be seen hanging
out like this. Oh, I can fix that.

I came here to bury the hatchet, and you
insult my baby daughter.

What? That is low.

You mention my kid again, and you're
going to need another nose job.

I hear you and Kelly got in a fight

at a coffee shop.

Yeah, but don't worry.

I won.

Oh, honey, you got to save that stuff
for on air. Quit giving away the milk.

got a cow to sell.

Right. Look, I have been digging up some
dirt.

I got some pretty juicy leads.

Lay it on me.

Uh, she takes ballet, so I think I can
call her an exotic dancer without

sued.

That's messed up.

I like it.

What else you got?

Okay, her mother is in a women's prison
in Arkansas.

You're kidding.

Well, it's assisted living, but there
are locks on the doors, so... Great.

And just so we know, is there anything
she can dig up on you that's damning?

You're working for a guy you used to
sleep with. Well, what's all this stuff?

They're counterfeits. We're selling them
for a bundle to desperate mothers.

I'm not handling any money. I just take
bets for Irwindale's home. That's still

illegal.

Clean as a whistle.