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Oh hi, you're a bit early for the party.

But it's okay, I love when you interrupt me.

Good morning birthday boy.

Good morning stepmom.

How's my special boy feeling on his special day?

Fine, I guess.

I guess he says, I'm gushing about him and that's all I get in return?

Well it's not every day that you turn 18.

You should be feeling extra happy now that you're becoming a man.

I just wish I didn't have to go to school today.

Aw, I get that.

It'll be done in a flash, soon enough we'll be back home to celebrate.

What's going on with all this racket?

What's up?

Baby, aren't you gonna wish Juana a happy birthday?

Why would I? It's not for another...

When's your birthday again?

Today.

What?

I swear to god, this man makes me forget why I married him.

Like his life depends on it.

Honey, don't you think you could be nicer to Juana today?

He's turning 18.

No.

Why?

So what?

Happy birthday son.

And from now on, don't expect nothing from me.

Ever.

Uh, thanks?

You know what?

Since it's your birthday, my car is pretty filthy dirty.

And you can actually wash it for me on your fucking birthday.

Maximus!

What?

Can you wait till tomorrow?

No!

I have class.

My car is dirty.

Haven't you learned anything from me?

Don't put off what you can do today, for tomorrow.

Yes sir.

Do you understand?

Don't raise your voice to me boy.

There is plenty of time on your birthday to wash my car.

Get up!

And you go help him too!

Better get on it, before you get into even bigger trouble.

Get on it!

Honey, what?

What did you say boy?

Yes sir.

What?

I'm doing what's best for him.

You don't want him to grow up to be a pussy, do you?

You are unbelievable.

What about breakfast?

Huh, make it yourself.

I think this calls for some extreme action.

Juan?

Juan?

Juan?

I can't stand the way Maximus treats you.

I agree, but I can't really do anything until I'm ready to leave.

It's your birthday.

I don't want you to leave.

Since you're 18 today, I think it's finally time that you challenge him.

Challenge him?

How?

You know that crazy thing he likes to celebrate?

With that aluminum pole?

You mean Festivus?

Exactly.

Tonight, after dinner, you challenge him.

And then, you beat the shit out of him as a feat of strength.

And claim your place as man of the house.

But Festivus isn't for a couple of months.

He won't mind.

He loves it so much, he'll jump on board immediately.

I guess so, but he is a lot bigger than me.

I don't think I could beat him.

He's got a point.

I guess I'm gonna have to pull some secrets from the vault, or this fight won't last for long.

Well, honey, I just so happen to know a couple of things that can inflict some pain.

Really?

Like what?

Listen closely.

One swift kick to the ankle, and he'll go down like a log.

Okay.

Once he's down, you just have to strike him in the lower back.

It's been killing him since the warehouse accident, and that'll be lights out for him.

Right, and then what?

And then you'll be man of the house, and he'll leave you alone for good.

I don't know.

I mean, what's preventing dad from getting revenge afterwards?

Nothing is good enough for this knucklehead.

Guess I'll just have to dangle the juiciest carrot available, and that'll make up his mind.

Well, honey, you have to beat him while he's down and claim his most prized possession.

What's that?

Me, silly goose.

That's crazy.

Is it? Because I see how you look at me.

Boys think a mother doesn't notice, but trust me, we do.

Of course.

I notice how you look at me every time we're at our pool, and my panties are missing all the time.

I see the way you look at me in the kitchen.

It's okay.

I don't mind, sweetie.

In fact, I find it kind of cute.

Really?

Yeah. Beat your dad tonight, and you can finally claim me.

This is gonna blow his mind.

Maybe this will convince him.

I'll do it.

Good. I'm glad we have an agreement.

He's smelling them, right? I knew it would work.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Juan.

My son.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, son. Thank you.

Are we done here? I'm gonna go watch TV. This is terrible.

Boys these days really lack grit.

Dad.

What?

I'd like to challenge you to a fight.

What'd you say, boy? Really?

Festivus came early this year.

Remember, sweetie. Ankle, then lower back, then finish the deal.

And then you and I?

Whatever you want, honey.

Whatever you want, honey.

Oh we oh. Oh. Oh we oh. Oh. Oh we oh. Oh. Oh we oh. Oh.

First I gotta say, I got a lot of problems with you people.

And now, you're gonna hear about it.

You. Yes, you. You are a disappointment.

Honey, don't you think Juan should start since it's his birthday?

Ugh. Fine. Make it quick.

I think you are a narcissistic piece of shit who only ever thinks about himself.

And I think from here on out, I am the man of the house.

The man.

That went better than I expected. He's gonna get him.

Well, that was a lot. I hope you can put your money where your mouth is.

Bring it on, pops.

Or you're gonna need a lot of feet of strength on this one.

Yes! Good job, Juan. Yes!

Well, this is certainly turning me on.

Now I'm the new man of the house.

I yield. I yield. I yield.

And now I take what you love the most.

So yummy.

I've waited so long for this.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Guys.

What?

What the?

What's going on?

Have a seat.

Her pussy's mine now, so watch me take it.

Pussy's mine now, so watch me take it.

Mm, good.

So if I just step some.

You love mommy's titties?

I love mommy's titties.

Mommy loves your,

your mouth right now.

Oh, keep doing that.

He's doing so good.

Oh, you.

Yeah.

Keep, keep on going.

Keep wind up those hearts, son.

That feels so good.

You're so much better than daddy.

So.

That feels so fucking hard.

Okay, pick one.

Bigger than you.

So much better.

Should you, should you pull my dress off?

For the dad?

What are you doing now, son?

Just relax.

Relax?

He said relax, honey.

Is that your mouth?

Oh my gosh, son.

Honey, he's doing so good.

Oh, he's the man of the house.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, son.

Oh yeah.

Oh honey.

Oh my gosh.

You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Oh yes.

Let's, let's get the fuck out of here.

Watch, watch how I re-element.

Just gotta sit there?

Come on.

Fuck.

Such a good kisser, son.

So handsome.

Look at his face.

Mommy's gonna be a slut.

Mommy's gonna be a slut, sweetie.

I'm gonna show you what a real slut's like.

Come here.

Let's be naughty, son.

Mommy wants to be a naughty slut for your birthday.

Show me that big birthday stick.

Oh my gosh.

Wow.

Oh my God.

Oh yes.

Is that okay, son?

Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

You like watching that shit?

Love that.

Oh, you fucked up.

Should've been a lot nicer.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Mommy's gonna, Mommy's gonna giggle, okay?

It's what me and Daddy used to do.

It was hard and big.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Ask Daddy if he likes it.

You like watching that shit, Dad?

Yeah?

Fuck.

Oh yes, yes.

Oh yes.

Birthday kisses are good when you're 18, right?

What?

Oh yeah.

Does Dad ever do some shit like that?

No?

Oh, fuck.

Oh yes.

Oh, fuck.

Gosh, fine, sweetie.

Do it again.

Fuck Mommy's face again.

Fuck.

Fuck it.

Oh yes.

Oh yes, just a little bit more.

I'm not gonna have a big boy cock.

I don't have to deal with Daddy's little cock anymore.

Oh, look at me, fuck my tits.

I'll lick your penis like that.

Remember this?

Oh, he's so much bigger than you.

I'll hold it.

It's just bigger than Dad's.

Oh, oh, oh yeah.

Oh, oh yeah.

Fuck me good, son.

Fuck my titties good, yes.

Fuck my big, big titties.

Oh, oh yeah.

Fuck me, Mommy, you little girl, son.

Oh, oh yeah.

Mommy will make you sis.

Mommy will also.

So bad.

Such a good boy.

Fuck my face a little.

Come on, crawl over here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Touch my hole, sweetie.

Yes, I mean, just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, darling.

Can you sit here?

Can I take care of you on Sunday night?

For your birthday present?

You be like that.

That's something new.

Son, you're so adventurous.

It's like you grew up today.

I'll have Mommy's hand, please, honey.

Oh, sweetie.

Do you wanna kiss my vagina?

Oh, you.

You fucked up, baby, didn't you?

Oh, yes.

Yes, be a good, big, big boy.

Oh, birthday cuffs.

Yeah, fuck Mommy with that birthday cuffs.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I'm sure Dad could never stretch it out like this.

I can't tell you how good it feels.

I haven't had a big dick like this in a long time.

I'm gonna call his name.

Oh, he's fucking kissing.

Oh, my God.

It's like I'm gonna be lipping it all over.

Yeah, use Mommy's hole.

Oh, yes, use me right in front of Daddy.

It feels so fucking good.

Yes.

Oh, he feels so good, honey.

Oh, my gosh.

He's the best.

Oh, you're the best.

Oh, my God, you're the absolute best.

You get a 10, he gets a 10.

Honey, our son gets a 10.

Oh, yeah.

He's got a 10-star cock, honey.

Oh, oh, oh, so good.

Sorry, sweetie.

Mommy's kinda, Mommy's coming home.

Mommy's wore, right?

Do you want me to swat?

Oh, he's a big fucking swat, yes.

Mommy's such a whore.

He's gonna get it.

Oh, oh, good boy.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

He's so good.

He's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, son.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, sweetie.

Oh, make Mommy come.

Fuck me hard, son of a daddy.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Honey, honey, he's making me come already.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

He's making me.

Oh, I love happy birthdays.

You're growing up to be a big boy.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, baby.

Oh, yes, son.

Give it all to Mommy.

Oh, oh, oh, he's so big and fucking hard.

Oh, he's such a good son.

Oh, yes.

Mommy needs it.

Yeah, Mommy needs this.

Oh, Mommy needs the hard cock.

Oh, good thing we have a son.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, good.

Sorry, sweetie.

Mommy wants to take care of that big cock.

Yeah, take good care of your big cock.

Yes, keep taking care of Mommy's hole.

Yeah, Mommy deserves this.

Oh, oh, I know you deserve it.

It's your 18th birthday.

Fuck me, you good fucking son.

Oh, oh, fuck, you're gonna have his cunt.

Yes, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, I love it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Mommy's coming.

Oh, son.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, son, such a good,

good fuck, he's such a good cock.

Oh, oh, yes.

He's gonna love.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're rocking me, yeah, rock me.

Rock Mommy's pussy, son.

Oh, you should do this, you.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, yes, come here, come here.

Does Mommy have a big hole?

Oh, yes, so fucking good.

I have a big hole?

Oh, you put a big hole in me.

I want Daddy to look at your big hole

that you gave to Mommy, son.

Now make me my own son.

Yeah, oh, he's so good.

He's so good.

you're so good, Mommy, son.

I'm so fucking good.

Yeah, I'm gonna come slow, okay?

I'm gonna be a big whore for your birthday.

I'll fuck you all day.

Yes, please.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

So thick and hard.

Honey, does it look good?

Tell your son he's doing a good job.

Do it now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's.

Good job.

Daddy's so proud of you, finally.

He didn't know, he didn't know how big you were.

Mommy either.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, honey, I'm gonna be nice to you.

Mommy loves you.

Yeah, yeah, Mommy loves you.

Mommy loves you so much, son.

You too, you love Mommy?

Thank you.

He loves me.

Daddy's home, you love him.

Oh, Daddy loves you, but nowhere near as much

as your Mom, I'll tell you something.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Let's see that.

He's so much bigger than you.

Oh, feels so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, so handsome.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Mommy loves you, sweetie.

Oh, such a good boy.

He wants such a good woman.

He wants water.

Oh, yeah, give it to me.

Give it to me, birthday boy.

You want me to put my comb?

You know that's what you do.

Just put my comb, son.

Oh, child.

Tease, tease it and please it.

Oh, honey.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, you're doing so good.

Yeah, use Mommy's clump.

Oh, yes.

Say, Mommy's a dirty slut.

Say it.

You like that, right, honey?

Don't use Mommy like a dirty slut.

Daddy doesn't like that word.

He doesn't want Mommy to be a whore.

Too late.

Mommy's got big boys.

Yeah.

He's amazing.

Oh, you're so amazing, my birthday son.

Mommy's comb feels so good.

Yeah.

Stretch me, stretch me.

Go back in my tummy.

Yeah, push, push.

I need this, yes.

He needs it more.

Birthday cock.

Oh, yeah.

Good boy.

Grab Mommy's titties.

Squeeze Mommy's titties.

This is so good.

So much better than you, honey.

You would never fit in there.

You'd just fall right out, honey.

Oh, son.

Good thing you're not little like Daddy.

You've got a big, big boy cock.

You should get some hissing, honey.

Squeeze my nipples harder.

Yeah, that's a good boy.

Oh, this is so much fun.

Oh, he's so deep in me.

Oh, my God.

Mommy's coming.

Sorry, Mommy, did that.

See if he gets sprayed, yeah, honey?

Yeah, fuck Mommy good.

Be good, be good, son.

Oh, I'm going.

I'm so glad it's your birthday.

Oh, do you like it?

Look at, look at my, look at your wife's doing.

Our son's such a good boy.

You're not.

Let's see.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, my God.

How's that feel?

Do you like that, sweetie?

He's having a guttural choice.

So fucking wet.

You'd never do this for me.

Good thing I've got a good, hard son

who can do the job.

You do such a good job, son.

Oh, that was like a huge load out of me.

That was really, that was really an opening.

You want to lay down?

Oh, Daddy, you're enjoying this?

All right.

Oh, sweetie.

Okay.

This is really nice.

This is great.

This is really nice, sweetheart.

Best birthday ever.

This is the best.

I'm just so glad that you accepted the challenge.

Gotta fuck my wristband, son.

Yes.

I'm so open.

I'm always just slipping and sliding, aren't we?

He's gonna fuck, he's gonna fuck better.

He'll fuck him better than Dad, right?

Such a good son.

Deep in Mommy.

Yeah, deep in Mommy, son.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this feels amazing.

Feels so good.

Oh, I love you, baby.

I love you so much more than your dad.

Oh, that's really deep.

You can't do that.

Yes, yes, yes, son.

But Mommy's front open.

So big.

You always, Mommy's such a slut, right?

I love it, though.

You always knew Mommy was a slut.

Now we're gonna play together.

There's nothing you can do about it.

You watch the best.

You're doing so good.

Oh, yes, sweetheart.

Oh, you're gonna make Mommy go, oh!

Oh, yes.

I bet you even your Mom was a squirter, huh?

I don't think he knows.

He's too little.

He's too little.

Too big of a whore for you.

I've outgrown him.

You have a tiny cheek on the 18-year-old birthday boy.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you for my birthday, your birthday.

Your birthday present.

I love this.

He's so sweet and handsome.

Such a sexy son.

Look at you.

He's so perfect.

Yeah, so beautiful.

Pretty boobies.

Big cock in between Mommy's legs.

You make me feel so good.

You're so thick.

Hold it back.

God, it's your son's birthday.

He doesn't do anything for you.

He would do everything for you, son.

Yeah?

I would love your birthday, son.

Give me that hard deep cock, son.

That's a good boy.

You fill me up with that girth?

That big, huge girth.

Yes, I love your girth.

Mommy's not used to that.

So good and big.

I wanna be your mommy, Slet.

You wanna be your mommy, Slet.

I wanna be your mommy, whore.

I wanna be your special mommy, whore,

and I spoil you and I fuck you and I buy you gifts.

And I give you all of your father's money.

And I make you be my good little Slet son.

You gave me in the morning.

Daddy goes to work.

Yeah.

Oh, you're so good to me.

Oh, sexy.

So sexy.

So sexy.

Tell me sexy.

Hold my leg a little bit more.

Down.

Down.

Oh, yeah.

That's good.

You're a big boy.

You're a big boy today.

You're such a big boy today.

So big and hard and strong.

Yeah.

You got that big bully cock for mommy.

You got that bully cock.

So.

Oh, sweetie.

You're just doing so good.

Daddy looks happy over there.

I'm fucking better, dude.

You won.

You're the winner.

Yeah, you're the winner.

And you got a trophy in your pants.

Our son has a trophy in his pants, honey.

Yes.

Oh, son, you've got such a big trophy.

You should be thanking your mom.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, son.

I want your trophy to jizz all over my dirty,

slept mommy face.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Please.

Pull your birthday cock on my face.

I want to be a dirty mommy whore.

I want to be a good mommy slut.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want to eat your creamy 18 year old sun-cum.

Oh, babes.

You're doing so good.

Yes.

Do it until you creep on mommy's face.

My son of daddy.

Hold my leg back so you can.

Yes.

Oh, good boy.

You're such a good son.

Get it all out.

Oh, yes.

Keep spraying.

Oh, yes.

I want all your cream.

Yes.

It's birthday cake.

Oh, yes.

I want to be.

I want to be the cake under the, the leg.

You're such a good, good son.

Next time you want to argue with me,

I'll remember how many times I made mom cum.

Yeah.

Yes, son.

Thank you, son.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Oh, happy birthday.

What?

I just want what's best for my family.