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Sorry. Excuse me.

Pardon me. Coming through.

Am I always the one that ends up on the food run?

Hey, look out!

Whoa, whoa!

Okay, that's it.

Now, that's more like it.

God, can you take Thor's cape to the cleaners?

Scott, can you give Tony a ride to the awards ceremony?

Scott, can you drop off Black Widow's spare stingers?

It's a lot of responsibility being the Ant -Man with the van.

Wait, you gotta be kidding me. Someone stole my van?

Why does it continue to make that infernal noise?

Thanos, I was flattered when you and your Chitauri guests requested a three

-night stay at my secret Hydra base and tropical resort.

But that alarm on the van you brought is extremely annoying.

Make it stop!

The Quantum Tunnel. With it, we shall travel into the past.

Acquiring everything I need to defeat the Avengers.

Brilliant. We shall increase our numbers, strengthening our army, and

will retake the Infinity Stones.

Activate the quantum tunnel and prepare it for time travel.

Where, or should I say, when do we start to defeat Iron Man?

We must fight iron with iron.

Tony, are you okay?

I'm fine, Pepper.

Listen, you gotta get out of there.

Hello, Pepper Potts.

Tony, be careful!

No, you don't!

The bigger they come, the harder they fall.

Right, Iron Monger?

Put them down!

Might be time for some upgrades.

I've made a few upgrades of my own, Tony.

Nice knowing you.

What am I saying? It wasn't nice knowing you at all.

Who invited these guys?

What? Hey, where are you taking him?

Weird. I mean, Ironmonger's gone. That's good. But who are those... Ah,

right. I should probably get out of this trip.

Obadiah, did you have a nice trip?

Who are you?

I'm the one who will upgrade Iron Monger, giving you ultimate power. Power

I will ask you to use to get rid of Iron Man.

I was just about to destroy him! No.

No, no, no.

Iron Man was about to humiliate and defeat you.

I offer you otherworldly power.

Power that will enhance your armor, giving you everything you need to

Tony Stark.

Now, do you want to be upgraded into the ultimate battle armor or not?

It was stolen?

Thanks again for going on the snack run, Scott. I feel terrible about your van.

It's shocking, right? Who would do such a thing? Yeah, who in their right mind

would steal that van?

Whoa, it's no Hulkbuster, Tony, but that van is a sweet ride.

Hey, Scott, you didn't happen to have the quantum tunnel in the back of the

did you?

Yeah, so, how about that? Wait, someone stole the quantum tunnel? Can't they use

that to... Travel through time, causing all sorts of trouble?

Yep. This is bad news, Scott. We've got to find the van before it's too late. Of

course, with time travel, it may already be too late. Or too early? I'm so

confused. We've got to find that quantum tunnel.

Maybe there's a way we can do a search for quantum fluctuations or PIM

in the atmosphere.

Or we use the X -Con Security Find My Car Recovery app I installed in the van.

Why didn't you just use the app to begin with? You can search for it on your

phone? Yeah, neat, huh?

Oh, wrong app.

You took a selfie with the Statue of Liberty?

Oh, like you wouldn't. Yeah, you got me there.

How did my van end up on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean? A

question is who took your van to a deserted island in the middle of the

And for what purpose?

Now is the time.

Go and retake the Tesseract. I will do so with great pleasure.

Do not let your desire for revenge distract you from your task.

Yes, well, by taking the Tetheract from Captain America, I will have my revenge,

won't I?

And so will you.

Now, to go back in time and claim my victory!

You will not stop me, Captain!

Wait, what? What's the meaning of this? Greetings, my clever young self.

Hello, Captain America.

Who are you? I am you from the future.

And I have come back to help you defeat Captain America and reclaim the

Tesseract. You cannot be me.

I'm me.

I assure you, I am you from the future. Can you two figure this out? We kind of

have a battle going.

Yes, yes, yes. We will get to you in a moment. May I suggest we defeat Captain

America together?

After which, I will tell you how to take over the entire world.

Maybe even the entire universe.

Agreed.

Where ever you came from you won't be going back with the Tesseract

I take it from the lack of the Tesseract in your hands that you have failed me,

Red Skull.

On the contrary, Thanos.

I have brought you assured victory.

I have brought you a ruthless warrior, a brilliant tactician, a cunning

commander. I have brought you myself.

But better than two Red Skulls as you march into battle.

Stop!

I would have preferred the Tesseract.

How did I not see that coming?

Wow! If it weren't for mysterious forces potentially using my van and the

Quantum Tunnel for evil, I'd say this reconnaissance mission is like a total

vacation. I mean, look at that beast!

Looks like a postcard!

Uh -oh. Uh -oh what?

This island's a Hydra resort?

Hydra base?

Hydra resort base?

These guys not only stole my van, but then they find time to relax. What

Hydra, all the way out there?

Uh -oh.

What's wrong, Ant -Man?

Tons of Chitauri soldiers.

Wait, aren't these guys from outer space?

Why are they relaxing at the beach?

Ant -Man, keep looking around.

We need to know who's in charge.

Gotcha.

Totally like a spy in a secret agent movie sneaking into a secret base.

How cool is that?

Focus on the mission, Ant -Man. Of course, Iron Man. I'm on it.

Agent Ant -Man, ready and... Uh -oh.

Why uh -oh now, Scott?

I found my van.

That's a good thing, right?

Yeah. But I also found out who stole it. Red Skull?

Panel? One final addition remains to complete our

forces, after which I will crush the Avengers, destroying their tower, their

city. I will take over this entire world, and then I shall take over and

the entire universe.

Uh -oh.

Is this the best you can do?

This is only a small sample of what I can do.

You just had to ask. How can you possibly hope to stop me?

Together.

And you're coming with me.

Where are we going?

To a future that will soon be free of the Avengers.

What's this?

A little something I've been working on. I figure with Thanos, Hydra, and Iron

Monger back, we're going to need some extra armored muscle. If you're using

this, who's using the Hulkbuster?

You are.

Fun. I hope you can keep up. I'll do my best.

Starting to feel a little left out.

Don't worry, Steve. We're not finished with our little Tony Stark tour of

armors. Come on.

Where are we?

Storage. I got a few things to tuck away down here.

Including something my father made.

Something Howard made?

Yeah.

It's a charming antique.

Nothing like yourself, Cap.

After all these years, are you sure this thing will work?

Oh, yeah. This armor packs a punch.

Want to try it on? See how it fits?

Nobody makes him like Howard Stark.

Not even me. You can say that again.

Okay, Avengers.

Let's save the world.

Oh, and get M .S. Mann back.

You have been gathered here for a moment of greatness.

A moment where we will write the course of history.

Oh, my baby.

And destroy the Avengers once and for all.

Hey, so not to panic anyone, but now there's an army of sentries, and Thanos

giving, if I may say, a very rousing speech.

We're almost there. Do something to stall them. Me? Stall all of them?

Okay.

I was saving this for a snack.

The combined Qatari, Ultron, and Hydra forces will attack Avengers Tower

precisely at...

What is that?

That, Thanos, is a giant strawberry donut.

The sprinkles, no?

We have an intruder!

You don't think I know that?

Hey, don't be so greedy. That was for everyone to share.

You're outnumbered.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

Find him!

Hey, Thanos, you've got way more to worry about than finding Ant -Man.

I mean, if you ask me.

Avenger, am I lit for the party?

T 'Challa, glad you could make it.

You guys?

I mean, seriously?

You all came to help me get my van? I'm... I'm just so moved.

You really are earth -mighty and... Oh, hi there!

Watch out!

Incoming Chitauri! 11 o 'clock!

Could use some help down here!

Copy that, Ant -Man.

Widow? I've always wanted to say that.

Got a little surprise for you.

Didn't see that coming, did you?

Didn't see that coming, did you?

How about some help, Iron Man?

Thanks, Wanda.

Let's do this.

I can do this all day.

Called me buddy

How about a lift, Machala? Thank you, Hawkeye.

He's too powerful!

Look out!

Come on, Scott.

Come on. Think of something. Your friends need you.

How can I help you? I have one shrink disc left.

I can't do much with that.

Or can I?

Hey, Avengers!

I need everyone to retreat. I have a really, really cool idea.

Are you... Sir!

I feel like we're doing pretty good!

Yeah, trust me. I've got this.

Avengers, disassemble!

Get to safety.

Disassemble? You got my line wrong?

Come on, Steve.

cannot let you face Thanos on your own.

Sorry, Thor.

No time to argue.

My friend!

You have the grip of a frost giant!

Oh, my baby!

Batman missed his ban.

Now how about we all have a little stress reduction?

You know, from up here, all our problems suddenly seem so small.

You did not just make that joke.

What? It's all in the delivery.

Hilarious if you ask me.

We did it, everybody!

Scott, why didn't you just shrink the island in the first place?

I don't know.

I never thought about shrinking an entire island before.

Fair enough.

I wanted to thank everyone again for helping me get my van back. And for, you

know, saving the world and everything.

So... I went on another donut run.

A victor's feast, Ant -Man!

So what did you do with the island?

Well, Iron Man helped me out with a little something, and it turns out I

have a new hobby.

Who knew one day I would own an entire island resort?

Yeah, a resort packed with little, tiny, angry guests.

Yeah.

Who's a little chaser?