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Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

She's warm to your touch.

Affectionate to your desires.

Love when there's loving to be done.

So beware, beware of Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet.

Sexy Lala.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lala.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lala.

She's got a move for every groove. Watch out. She can make a

mess of sweethearts around ya.

She's a constant wreck to his mind.

So watch out for that sweet thing, Lila.

Sweet,

sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Oh, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Rocking chair

Helicopter

The earmuff.

You know, go through all the... You know, the noises and sounds and that

thing, and...

He's going through changes and I'm actually just calm. I could be, you

looking at my watch, telling the time, thinking about what I'm going to cook

breakfast. You're not listening. We're supposed to do two positions.

Well, how long is it going to take you to do one position? Until he yells cut.

Come on, you're listening.

This morning I had a long talk with Reverend Sutton.

He says his hands are tied in dealing with these conservative whites.

He calls them head bobbing hypocrites.

Guy tells me he can...

Get all the money he can to make a pornographic movie, but he can't get a

dime to set up a ghetto art class.

Man, what can I say?

You don't have to say nothing.

In with the good air.

Out with the bad.

In with the good air.

In. Out.

In. Out. Yeah, that's it.

So I told the Reverend.

I take the money we can make on this show and lay it on him.

Man, I don't give a shit what happens to the white folks, but I ain't burning

them either.

I'm just interested in making that goddamn dollar work for us.

The thinker.

The brother there.

I want to put him in his own playboy, Jack.

And that sister out there.

I want to make her the first lady in the White House.

Are you up to that?

I want to take good black tits.

Cunts, dicks, pricks, and make them into a good -time, money -making, good show.

Oh, my goodness.

Jason.

Give them the finale.

That's it.

I'm all through for the day.

That's it. All of you out.

No more.

That's it. That's all. I'm not taking anybody else.

I can't come back tomorrow.

Come back any time after nine, all right? I can't. I can't. Can't you see

now? Give the kid a chance, Arlo.

Do you fuck on stage?

No. That's just what I thought.

Don't need any badass dancers.

I sing. I don't need any singers.

And strip.

And I don't need no strippers.

Well, what's the matter? What are you standing there for? I'll play for you.

Give the kid a chance, I know.

Don't make me stop. No, no, no, honey, no.

Cat, cat.

You sing like that, ain't nobody gonna use you.

Sing from that black throat of yours, okay?

Don't make me the family way.

Open up wide like that.

That's how wide you gotta open up.

Do it right this time, Jason.

Don't make me the family way.

But touch me

again here.

Oh, touch me again.

Where it feels good.

Oh, just touch me again.

Where it feels good.

Take my face and let

go.

Just touch me again When it

feels good Ah, just touch

me again

again, then...

Let's speak to that Rogers in his office.

Here to see Rogers?

Mr. Rogers isn't seeing anybody.

Just tell your Mr. Rogers Arlo's here.

Okay.

I'm eating my lunch.

I don't work on my lunch hour.

You know something?

Your hair would look much prettier if you just pushed it up.

Yeah, yeah.

You're not going in here.

Does that rat hole slumlord pay you to lay your body in front of doors?

I'm warning you, I have a brown belt.

Easy.

Mud, mud sexier. Yeah.

Go try your line somewhere else, creep.

Boy, he's really fucked your head up, hasn't he?

Peace.

Local ordinance requires me

to tell you that my hands are deadly weapons.

I bet you got deadly thighs, too.

But I'm warning you, I'm a black belt.

Now you be cool I'm gonna leave you be I'm not gonna mess with you no more

Wait a minute.

You mean you're not going to rape me?

Rape you?

I'm here to see your boss.

He's not here.

He's out collecting rents in Harlem.

Is that right?

It's his time of the month.

Is that right?

Now come here before I put a karate chop on your cock.

Oh, you want it, huh?

You want it, huh?

Okay.

No good, please.

Good to you.

Good to you.

Good.

Looking well.

Open up.

Open up. Oh,

deeper. Deeper.

Enjoy your lunch.

Lila. Oh, yeah, honey, I remember you.

Yeah, you been practicing?

Good, good.

Yeah, your auditioning number was pretty nice.

Yeah, when you came down and gave me hard, baby, that was the ultimate, you

what I mean?

I'd love to see a cock again.

Well, you know it's the most beautiful clock in the world.

I'd like to have it right here, right now.

Just riding it.

But what you gotta do is keep it up.

Talk to me.

Chris. Chris, come here a minute.

You've got to hear this.

Wow.

I don't believe it.

Some guy turning his chick on.

Listen to this conversation.

I was trying to turn her on over the telephone.

I think it's working.

Oh,

is that sexy?

Why is it so down?

They're separated by telephone lines. He's one place and she's another.

Okay, don't let me out now. Just slide it in and out.

Be right back.

Mmm, tastes good.

Lila?

I'm here.

North Bend.

Yes, sir.

Yes. All right.

Hello?

Just a second.

Who is it?

Hello? Is anyone home?

I'm back here. Come on in.

I don't know who it is.

Don't look so shocked, honey. Just come on in and have a seat. I'll be through

in a second. I'll tend to you later. All right?

Oh, yeah, Ben.

Oh, don't it feel good?

Just eat it in and eat it out.

Don't pull too hard. You're going to hurt me.

Okay, keep licking at the end.

Hold on just a second. What's the matter, baby? You look like you got a

chitlin stuffed up your ass.

Have a seat. Be comfortable.

Knock yourself out.

Yeah.

Yeah, just lay back.

Easy.

What is it you said you wanted?

Hi.

My name is Helen Gurley Black and I'm doing a survey.

Heavy. It's a survey for the International Black Cookies Manual and

Entertainment Quarterly.

Really? Well, you follow me, okay?

Well, what is it? What is it?

Well, I'm just doing a survey, a survey on soul foods. What type of foods do you

like to eat?

Hmm? What type of soul foods do you like to eat?

You have got to be kidding.

Um, potato salad, hog moths, column dreams, what, you know.

Move to my part?

No.

Mr. Rose, just a moment. Mr. Rose is busy. Mr. Rose?

Yes, I know. It's been very busy for us. I'm sorry.

Oh, fuck you, Mr. Paley.

Suicide!

Bless you, and I'll see you all on church Sunday, and may Jesus walk with

all the way.

Hallelujah!

Reverend?

Yes, sir.

What?

What's wrong with you, Lila? You've lost that old confidence in yourself?

Don't you know that if you help yourself, the good Lord will help you

way? You've got to stand on your own two feet. And once you get there, the Lord

will help you to stay, Lila.

I have a show I have to do. Sing Saturday.

And I don't think I'm good enough.

Bullshit. Oh, Lord.

Forgive me, Jesus.

But plenty of bullshit you can say.

Open your mouth, child, and let it flow. And the good Lord will help you good

times to roll.

Wait a minute. Hold it just a minute, please. I'll be right back. I hear the

Lord will call it. Be right out.

The Reverend doesn't understand.

I've got to do more than sing.

Gee, I'm not going to get in on that. That man needs anybody else for the

Yeah, there are three of us. Three sisters, just like we say in church.

Well, I haven't told you all the time. Oh, Lord.

Oh, I got my... Oh, Lord, I don't know.

Nothing. No, I'm not bleeding. Sweet Jesus.

Somebody get a doctor.

Get a doctor.

Oh, get a doctor.

Oh, I'm not bleeding on anything.

No, I didn't breathe something. I got my... Oh, Lord.

Oh,

no, don't touch it. Oh, you don't know.

Uh -uh.

Right here. Oh.

Right here.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, Lord.

Oh. Forgive me. Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

Hey, Mr. Rogers. How you doing?

Coffee? No coffee.

Sugar?

No coffee.

Cream?

No coffee.

Here's your coffee.

I said no coffee.

I don't care how many people are waiting outside in line to get their rocks off.

I want my dough before the show starts.

No bucks, no fucks.

Why don't I turn you on to Arlie?

Don't try to seduce me, man.

Mr. Rogers is just so uptight. I'm sure we can work something out.

I'm no faggot, man.

No offense if you are.

Well, you just have to wait. Man, I'm not going to wait. And the cops are

to find out about this anyway.

Man, what do you think you're doing? Get your hands off me, Tom, baby.

Stop.

You dirty black motherfucker.

Don't you do that again.

Oh, my face. Not my face.

Here. I like it here. You like it there, huh?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Thank you. Uh -huh.

If you want.

Hello, sexy.

Hope you enjoy the snow.

Now, Mr. Rogers.

You and your secretary have both been fucked.

Isn't there anything better as a radio city musical?

I really don't think the Rockettes are up to doing the kind of things we're

going to see here.

to talk with you before.

I mean, all the other girls are always such big girls and I'm such a damn

small guy.

Do you think they... Would you like to put your hands in my pants?

Honey, I've got to save myself for the show and put my makeup on.

You don't understand my problem.

I had a girl once.

She was fine.

Oh, my God.

She had large boobs and, well, anyway, I would see her every night.

And we would sit on the couch and just make out.

Boy, and she can grind and just make you... Oh, my goodness.

Well, this went on for a couple of weeks, and I tried to get up enough

to try and fuck her.

So...

I kissed her and put my hand on her skirt, and she looked up at me with a

and I just knew I can get it. So I took my dick out. I just ripped it around,

and it got hard.

It grew.

It got big.

Then I stuck my other hand up her crotch, and she had a dick and balls and

everything.

You're an ugly girl and everything.

Let me hold you.

Please, let me feel you.

Feel me, Lila.

Lila. Hold me.

My God.

Why does everything have to happen to me?

I'm a sickie.

You're a crazy guy.

Disgusting.

That's what I am.

Disgusting. All those years wasted.

Disgusting.

It's over now. You're normal.

Do you think my dick is small?

No, it's normal.

Honest to God. It's big.

It's really something.

Yeah. I guess it is something.

It's beautiful.

That's not ordinary fat you're looking at. This is pure love muscle.

I know.

I never thought you'd like me that's why I

like you

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila. Sweet, sweet, sweet,

sweet, sexy Lila.

She's warm to your touch.

Affectionate.

To your desire.

Love. When there's loving to be done.

So beware.

Beware. Of light love.

Sweet. Sweet. Sexy light love.

Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Sexy.

Light love.

Sweet. Sweet. Sexy light love.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lala.

She's got a move for every groove. Watch out.

She can make a man of sweetness around you.

She's a constant wreck to his mind.

So watch out for that sweet thing, Lala.

like that sweet sweet sweet sweet sexy like that oh

sweet sweet sexy like that sweet

sweet sweet sexy like that

Sweet, sweet, sexy, lala.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy, oh, lala.

Hey, sweet, sweet, sexy, lala.

Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy, lala.

Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy, sexy, sexy, lala.

Sweet, sweet, sweet.

Oh, take this.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.

Yes, I'm free.

in two minutes.

Come on, let's go.

This morning, with a smile on

my face, yes, I slept,

I slept with a man.

Honey, let me down,

let me down, let me down,

let me down.

Baby, remember,

did I remember?

The glory and the experience of my

eyes.

Looking, oh just looking at

your face.

Put me down.

Put me down.

Put me down.

Put me down.

And soon the night is here again.

And I just can't wait.

No, no.

With a man again

Take

my coat And hang it up, honey

Let me die

That's a fiver, not a C -note.

Hey, don't.

I just want to watch.

Sweet sugar, don't you know we got to come inside?

You gotta get...

I'm coming, but I'm wearing

down. Come inside and think of me lying down

beside you.

Sweet sugar, don't you know virtue ain't my style?

I'm coming.

I'm wearing that.

Let me make you happy.

My, my, my, my. This lady here is a winner.

I don't know.

Oh, God.

All right.

Uh huh.