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HOT LIPS SALON Hostess Wanted!

HOT LIPS SALON

Welcome.

- Welcome. - I've been waiting for you.

- Go right in. - Thanks.

Cheers!

Welcome! Thank you for coming to the secret flower garden, "HOT LIPS."

We have a wide selection of beauties! Let's go!

Very good ladies, keep it up, you're all so talented!

W... who are you?

I assume you're the owner...?

Y... yeah.

Attention please!

What?

Thank you for your time.

I hail from Joshu. It's as famous as the dry winds of Mt. Akagi.

I was raised in an orphanage. Robbing, vandalizing, and fighting...

I'm a young lass from nowhere.

The name's Masako Akagi.

But you can call me Joshu Komasa. It's really nice to...

...meet you.

What's the matter?

You should come by during the daytime for an interview!

It's alright. She traveled a long way to get here.

- But boss! - It's fine.

Let's have a little chat.

I'm very talented.

Oh... is that so...

Any chance I can get a job?

But I don't come cheap.

Y... you're hired!

Boss!

I'look forward to workin' with y'all!

What's the matter? Are you ok?

SAF!

Help me...

Who might you be?

I've been called many names in the past.

You my dear, may call me Rock'N'Roll.

Rock'N'Roll?

It means "Six swords judge the seven deadly sins."

I bet you're thinking "what's he gonna do to this girl?"

You're gonna say "Hand her over!"

I see we have an understanding.

You're not gettin' this one!

Hey, I'm a sensitive guy.

I don't like hitting women!

Get back!

Fuck you!

I wanna ask you something.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Are you okay?

Are you alright?

Are you ok? MEE? Dore?

What's going on? Who are you? Where are we?

I'm Monroe.

My name is... Ouch!

Stop.

Don't move. You're hurt.

I feel like I've met you before.

What are you doing?

Relax.

mE

My wounds, they're healing.

Your pussy is shaped like a heart.

This one's definitely something else!

Isn't she? Do you think you can hire her too?

ete st Hat?

Huh?

No!

Why not?

If I hire an illegal and the police catch wind of this, my ass is out of business!

I can't just hire anyone off the street!

I'll give her half my share.

How 'bout it?

I said No!

Then... you leave me no choice.

Why would you do that!?

Oh dear! Are you ok?

No, I'm not okay!

My hand's... fine?

- EEOIR? - What?

What d' ya think? Now ya wanna hire her?

Or... do you want another demonstration?

No!

Welcome! Thank you for coming to the secret flower garden, "Hop Lips."

I'd like to introduce our two newest girls!

First, a cowgirl from Mt. Akagi, The lovely Komasa!

Next, a sultry siren from a far off land, here comes Angel!

Poo-poo Pi Doo.

Thank you for coming, Now let's get it on!

Go ladies! Go! Go! Lets'go!

Nice to meet you.

My wife just doesn't take care of me.

Poor grandpa!

I didn't wanna get old...

I'm too old to go to boner city these days...

No, it's no use. No, no, no...

What? Oh!

Boner alert!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Oh my god! It hasn't stood up for years, but...

You're the goddess of Mercy. Bless you!

Enjoy, Gramps!

I wanna go next!

No, I'm next!

It's working! It's still up!

HEOI2?

Thank you, Angel!

Angel, the blow job Messiah?

I can see!

It's a miracle!

mE

I can walk! I can walk again!

Take care!

Hospitals are empty as everyone flocks to Hot Lips Salon!

Welcome to the Hot Lips Hospital!

We're just two horny nurses.

Pm Rika!

I'm Rena!

We will nurse you back to health!

Yeah!

Here's the beauty with the healing lips!

The number one girl, Angel!

Boop Boop Be Doo

Are you okay?

Komasa...

I saw ya trip her.

Are you accusing me of something?

Would ya like to step outside, missy?

Sounds good.

Do you know what will happen if we step outside?

Pll kick your ass in.

No one wants to see girls fight.

What'll happen if you damage your beautiful faces?

Who are you?

Me? My name is Joe.

Here, take my card.

Cool!

Ugh... No thanks!

So, what do you want?

I came from Italy to be healed by Angel, the girl with the miracle lips.

We welcome our Italian friend! Let's do this!

Senor! I have no time. I wanna see her right now.

I got it. Angel! Angel?

Where is she?

She was just here.

She's very busy. How about another girl?

Joe wants no other girl here. I will be back. Ciao!

What a weirdo.

Back to work! Jerk! Suck! Fuck!!!

We'll settle this later.

Go fuck! Fuck! Fuck and fuck!

I knew you'd be here.

Don't be upset. She's just a bad seed.

Wars are horrible, but I still like Earth.

What are you going on about?

Do you think humans are good?

That's a tough question.

I like humans. I like the Earth. So I'm sad.

God knows everything. Our joy, our sorrow...

So let's not worry and enjoy life!

Okay?

Hey, how long are you gonna do this?

Why would you ask that? I'm making a ton here!

You said we'd open a bar once you had enough.

Hey, we can't stop now.

The end of the year is always the best time for us, isn't it?

Hey...

Stop it. Can't you see I'm busy.

Hey... let's do it.

It's so wet!

Come on, I can't wait!

Hurry!

Come on!

HOT LIPS - Dormitory

HOT LIPS - Dormitory

It's really starting to feel like Christmas.

Another Christmas without a boyfriend... It's so sad.

Christmas is a time to reflect on good memories.

Outside the window, white snow falls like many angels' feathers.

What is it?

That's not like you.

I'm a poet.

On Christmas day, the miracle of love will come to us.

My teacher in the orphanage said so.

She's sleeping.

She works much too hard.

Poor Monroe.

That reminds me...

Of what?

Christmas morning my sister and I would be freezing. The orphanage didn't have heating.

You have a sister?

I had a sister.

But...

What happened to her?

Help! Don't destroy the earth!

What's wrong?

Millennium. Renewal of the contract.

Humans broke their promise with God.

Greed, lust, war... Humans sold theirs souls for better supermarkets...

The dream is dead and tomorrow will never come without it!

Everything will be no more!

I don't understand!

Did you have a bad dream?

Not a bad dream.

It's ok. Don't be afraid.

I've got you, don't worry.

mE

Naoko!

Don't do it.

Naoko!

Bon Giorno, sefiorita!

You're that guy from before.

Take this rose.

Thanks. Didn't you wanna see Angel?

I'm on the waiting list.

She shouldn't have come to a place like this.

What?

I'll be frank with you. Do you know Angel?

Yes.

Is her pussy heart shaped?

What? How do you...

Are you working with that demon dork?

What are you talking about?

You can't fool me! Go away!

Don't hurt the book! This is the key to the prophecy!

What are you talking about? Get out!

Manager!

Yes, Sir! How can I help you...

Hey, you!

What are you doing to my customer? Come here!

Get your hands off me!

Ciao!

Welcome! We are the Angel girls!

No...

No...

Why do you keep saying "No"?

No... problem... Oh Lord, please forgive me.

Bésame mucho!

Comoesta seiiorita!

Carbonara. Al dente!

I'm sorry about earlier.

It's no big deal.

Sales are up since you started here. You're a great worker.

Do you think you'll be staying long?

That would be nice, but...

I'm a loner. I travel on the wind and I let it take me where it may.

Please, I'd like you to get to know me.

And I want to know about you.

No!

Then you won't mind if I call Immigration Services about Monroe?

Right, Komasa?

Do you understand?

I want you to know how I feel about you!

If you let me fuck you, I'll keep Monroe's secret.

I love you so much!

Manager!

Isn't today your day off?

Fuck you!

You fuckin' jerk!

Wait a sec, ya boyfriend rustler!

What did you call me?

You heard me, thief. You stole my boyfriend!

You low down rotten bitch. You two are a perfect match!

Step outside and let's finish this!

Fuckin' bitch!

Get off me!

Fuck you!

Fuck Christmas! I hate Jingle Bells!

Fuck Santa and his reindeer! I hope they choke on cookies!

Go to hell!

Oh, I completely agree!

Who are you?

Me? I'm everyone's favorite biker from hell, Rock'N'Roll!

I don't fuck oldies off the clock. See ya.

Wait a minute. It won't take long.

We're very much alike.

You and me? Get real! Shut up!

You've been a very bad girl since childhood.

Your heart's as cold as steel, right?

You just want to destroy the world, don't you?

What do you want?

Happiness comes from unhappiness.

I'll grant you the power to send the world into despair!

So you'll be happy, and I'll be happy.

Just sign the contract and you can create your own happiness.

Ok?

Hurry up!

I gotta go cause a major car accident at three!

Awaken Gods of the old world!

I offer you this young soul!

Hey, there's a hole. How funny.

What happened to your face?

Nothing.

Where is Monroe?

She's sleeping in the next room.

Hey, do you think we can sell this at a used bookstore?

I think this is in Latin.

Not sure, That guy from Italy, Joe, left it.

According to the ancient contract...

It mentions something about the coming of the Angel.

And the end of life as we know it at the hands of the God Ishtar...

How can youread it?

I grew up in a Catholic orphanage.

I guess a few things I learned there were helpful.

Beatrice's Manuscript of Magrear. This should be in Vatican City.

So, this is a treasure!

It's the Revelation, dedicated to Saint San Miguel by Beatrice in the early 10th century.

Once every 1000 years, the Archangel comes on Jesus' birthday, and...

- ..mediates the contract between God and Man.

At that time, if evil has overtaken the Earth, the contract is cancelled...

...and the Day of Judgment will come.

I didn't really understand all that, but it sounds pretty bad, right?

In short, humans rent Earth from God.

The lease is up for renewal every 1000 years.

On that day, if we can't make rent, God evicts us.

Basically, it's the end of the world.

Rock'N'Roll, the evil fire dragon appears...

...and prevents the coming of the Archangel.

The Archangel is in the form of the Saint Virgin Monroe.

She can open the gate to Heaven, and can mend people's woes.

Did you say Monroe?

When Rock'N'Roll's venomous fangs pollute Monroe...

...the Earth will fall and all humans will die.

The evil fire dragon, Rock'N'Roll...

Monroe...

Heart shaped pussy...

Maybe...

Monroe!

Mamma Mia! That must be the Saint Grand Cross. The sign of the gates of heaven.

Monroe?

That building again!

Monroe!

Komasa.

You're alive!

I'm so glad you're safe!

What are you doing?

Naoko?

I came up from Hell to kill you!

Sis, why did you leave me?

Did your boyfriends make you forget about me?

Didn't you love me?

Stop it!

Does it hurt sister?

You bitch!

You took everything away from me.

So I'll take all your precious memories away.

Oh, hot! Hot! Ouch!

Hot! It's hot! So hot!

I was reborn as a fiery sex demon. Now you're mine.

Amore mi yo!

No one likes such a hot-headed bitch!

Shut up! Who are you?

Playboy Joe is only a cover. The truth is...

Fm Joe Armani of the Vatican secret police!

Vatican Secret Service

Wretched beast, feel God's mighty wrath!

Are you ok, sefiorita?

I'm ok. But where is Monroe?

I've got the Archangel!

Where is Monroe?

I don't know.

Why don't you ask him what happens if the Devil fucks an Angel.

I won't let you do it!

My cell plan sucks, I can't waste any more minutes on you two. Bye-Bye!

Hey! Wait!

I came from The Vatican to find the Angel and keep the contract safe.

I came from The Vatican to find the Angel and keep the contract safe.

This issue can only be dealt with by the most important religious figures on Earth.

But, isn't everyone in danger?

If Rock'N'Roll fucks Angel, the humans race stands no chance.

Then, the contract with God can't be executed, and the Earth will fall.

So, the game's over if the Devil cums.

I won't let it happen.

But first, where are you going?

I just can't keep still.

Hey, this is yours.

Where was this? This has the spell to bind the Devil!

Oh...

My sister's cross must be leading us.

Can we really trust that pendant?

- Are you doubting me? - We have no time!

What's this?

Earthquake! It's a biggy!

Time is money!

Komasa!

Soon, all of humanity will perish!

The spawn of hell himself, Rock'N'Roll.

Take this!

It's show time!

That melody is... the Devil's Twist!

My hands.. no one can resist the Devil's Twist!

Help me... I can't stop dancing!

Help me!

After I pork her, the contract with God is over.

Bye-bye 21st century! And welcome to the evil millennium!

Help me!

Wait!

Please wait for me...

Jingle bells!

Finally, we can be alone, baby!

I hate evil guys.

Don't be hard on me. Ive waited 1000 years to see you!

You should leave the humans alone. You're just as weak as they are.

Me... what?

You're lonely.

Shut up!

Now, let's start the countdown to destruction!

10,9,8, 7... Ohit's too slow.

3,2,1..

Wait!

What the hell is this! You're not supposed to be here.

Joshu Komasa is here to save this little lady!

I got you a Christmas present! Take this!

What are you fuckin doing?

Our father in heaven, hallowed be thy name, your kingdom come.

I order you by the name of the spirits of heaven.

Devil who was born in hell go back to hell from whence you came!

So says the book.

Amen!

I feel dizzy.

You're alive.

I defeated him. See.

How did you know what to do?

I grew up in a Catholic orphanage.

Where is Monroe?

Monroe!

Humans, this is the contract of the millennium.

Go on, reach out.

The contract is renewed. I'll see you in 1000 years.

Are you leaving?

I'm happy to know the love of humans, especially yours.

Your sister doesn't hate you. I know she doesn't.

Good bye.

I wonder if we'll ever meet again?

It'll be difficult. My mission is to hop around the world.

I'm not talking about you!

I was talking about Monroe.

Oh, I know you'll see her again.

But in 1000 years... I'll be long dead by then.

She'll always be with you. Don't be sad. Smile.

Do you wanna do it?

Merry Christmas.

As the wind blows, my heart wanders...

...like the dry wind from Mt. Akagi!

WHORE ANGELS