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It's funny. I used to be obsessed with snooping on my dad.

He's, well, he's a weird and suspicious guy.

He's always coming and going at strange times.

Always has an explainable amount of money and won't say what he does for

It makes you wonder, you know?

But my new mom takes the cake.

She might be the most suspicious person I've ever met.

On top of all the odd things she gets up to, she's almost too perfect.

It's like my dad bought her at this perfect wife store.

I'm just trying to answer some questions is all.

Questions like, what is my mom hiding?

Or better yet, who is my mom?

Oh my god!

I knew it! She's a spy!

And she's spying on my dad?

Well, let's see.

Here she is with another woman.

A lesbian spy.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's what I'm gonna do.

Are

you

looking for something?

Hey, Tweety. Yes, I was just looking for my earring.

Have you seen it?

Is Roseanne even your real name?

What are you talking about?

You can drop the act, Mom. I know who you really are.

You are being so goofy today, sweetie.

Okay. Well, is there anything you want to tell me before I open up this

computer?

I... Don't have anything to say.

Okay.

Well... Oh.

Oh is right.

Um, now, do you want to explain yourself, or should I tell Dad?

Jewel, I... Who are you really, Mom?

A secret agent.

Hired to watch your dad's very obvious

Ponzi scheme.

So you're telling me this whole time you were just acting?

No, sweetie, it was so much more complicated than that. I love your dad,

I love you too, so much.

It's just, I...

I didn't have a lot of choice in my career. I come from a long line of

agents.

I mean, my parents, they threw me into a rigorous program before I could even

talk.

This is all I've ever known.

That's awful.

It was.

And I was ripped away from my girlfriend at the time.

My parents thought that love would be too much of a distraction.

I'm so lonely.

It is.

I'm so sorry. I didn't know and I didn't understand.

It's okay, sweetie.

I do have to hand it to you, though.

You've got some pretty good detective skills.

You think so?

Well, when I started spying, it was a

lot of fun, but it turned into something else after a while.

What do you mean?

You promise you won't get mad?

I promise.

Okay.

Well, I would say it started off as...

Admiration, definitely. And then it turned into a little bit of an

And then finally, towards the end, I'd even say a little bit of obsession.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

No.

You're so... Sweetheart.

You deserve love.

No, sweetie.

I'm supposed to be your mom.

I want to be your mom. That's not a lie.

But do you want to kiss me, though?

Then why fight it?

You know the girl in the picture that I showed you earlier?

She kind of looks like me.

Do you have a type, I wondered?

Does her hands feel like mine?

Does her voice sound like mine when I beg you to fuck

me?

It's been so long.

Are you sure you want that, sweetie?

I am.

I really am.

I really want it.

I want you to feel loved.

Feel how much I love you.

As long as you're sure, sweetie.

I love being your mom, but I might love this a little bit

more.

Maybe we can see what other similarities you two might have.

So eager.

As I said, I've been watching you for a while.

Kind of fantasized about it a little bit. May I help mommy take this off?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know if...

I'm ready to see you make it. I'm just so excited.

I imagined and fantasized so much.

Sweet girl.

lucky with you and your dad.

Hi, Mom.

So

gorgeous.

Just take these pants off. They're in the way.

You have turned into such a mature young woman.

These are in the way.

Oh, but I take them off.

I might as well take these off too.

Please.

Show Mommy how much you love her.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Good girl.

Playing with your clips for Mommy to watch.

I want to make sure I have a nice, good show for you.

Mary loves that.

Make sure you put some nice and wet for Mommy when she's ready to taste you.

Get every drop of your tooth.

A

little

higher, sweetie. Just a little higher for mommy.

Right there, good girl.

This is so hot.

I got all worked up eating you out. You just made it so good. I couldn't help

myself. And you want to feel mommy's tongue on your pussy?

Yeah. It's leaking all over.

Tell mommy how bad you want it. I want it really bad.

Have you been fantasizing about it?

Mm -hmm. The naughty girl. Have you been fantasizing about perverted sex with

her mommy?

Mm -hmm.

I can't help myself. You're just so gorgeous.

Mm -hmm.

Mommy wants to make sure that you are soaking wet onto this bed

before I come. Good.

Oh, God.

Mom,

you've done so good.

Tell me where you want to.

part of being a secret agent is knowing just the right

have a bush just like her.

I'm so glad.

Dear satisfaction.

from here.

Is it really?

Is there someone at home?

Start off slow.

Okay.

Make sure both our pussies are nice and wet.

Touching. Why don't you grind on it?

Okay. If it's your first time, we want it to feel good for you, sweetie.

I'm so excited.

There you go.

Can you feel my pussy lips?

When you were so wet.

Yeah, mommy loves feeling your pussy grinding against hers, baby.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Try a little faster.

There you go.

Mm -hmm.

Sweetheart, you're so good. You're such a natural.

I can't tell you how many times I fantasized about doing this with you.

You're doing such a great job, sweetie.

Mm -hmm. There you are.

That feel good, sweetie?

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Mommy will help you with the rest, okay? Okay.

And now I get to taste both of us together.

Both of our juices mixed.

Come here, sweetheart.

Put your leg right there.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

Thank you.

Sweetheart, you are just a soaking wet.

I could just taste your nectar all day.

It's thanks to you, Mom.

You're just so beautiful.

You taste so good.

I can't help but leak everywhere.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Oh.

Roll it in your mouth.

You'll make me come again.

Keep it nice and steady, baby.