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I found it.

What? I found the decrepit thing.

Where?

So you did it.

Only took us all night.

So, uh, drinks are on you.

Drinks? Uh, after being up all night? Are you exhausted?

I can't believe you. You're going back on the bet?

No, no, no. It's not that.

Why don't we go this weekend?

Or better yet, Sarah's going to be out of town next week. We could go any time

then.

But why?

Well, you know, she wants to spend more time with me.

We've been working a lot. I practically live here. Yeah, well, it's tax season.

I know it was, right?

She never liked me, and you know it.

She does like you. She just might not like that you're a lesbian.

Oh! So because we're both lesbians, I'm supposed to just pounce on you?

I mean, come on.

We work a lot at your house. It's reasonable for her to be suspicious.

I'm married, Eliza. I'm not going to just up and cheat on my wife because I

late nights with a beautiful woman.

You see?

What? You do flirt with me.

It's not flirting just because I called you beautiful.

I know. I know it's dumb. It's a compliment.

But she sees it as flirting.

And you shouldn't be saying those things to me.

Especially not from her.

Okay, it's not really about you. It's about me.

Do you remember the company party?

The one on 48th and Broadway?

Oh yeah, how could I forget that?

Yeah, she was talking with Helen. Oh, yes. She was talking to my wife, my

lesbian wife. She spent the whole night talking to my lesbian wife. Oh, the

hypocrisy of her. I can't believe it. We thought that she was talking to Helen,

but she was listening to our conversation.

The conversation about our sex life?

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Where are you going?

I think it would be better if we have that drink right now.

I'm not drinking alone.

So that night she...

Fucked me like we were back in college. She was wild and energetic.

Wow.

I know.

Very unlike her. I just, I gave her a kiss goodnight, and expecting a tight

-lipped kiss in return, she just jumped me.

And it was awesome, but I knew something was up.

So, you told me she was a cold fish, and then she corrected it.

No, she didn't correct it. She's bad, Julie.

She's been distant and moody ever since.

Wait, you don't think she would, like, tell Helen what I said about our sex

life? No, she'd never.

But maybe she should.

What? That's crazy.

Things could change for you.

What, like they changed for you?

No, thank you. I'm not interested in a divorce.

You think Sarah would divorce me?

She's my first girlfriend.

I've never been with another woman in that way.

You'd find someone better.

Someone more passionate.

Someone who appreciates you.

Not someone like Helen.

Someone like you.

Someone like you.

Hey, uh, look, I'm sorry about... Oh, uh, you don't need to say it. We don't

need to talk about it.

Can we pretend it didn't happen?

Yeah.

Oh, I found the W365 file.

Amazing. The boss is going to be thrilled that you found the

Yeah, well, I couldn't have done it without you queuing me up for it.

Uh, so, Sarah wanted me to put my two -week notice in today.

Uh, you didn't. I did.

What? Well,

you made a mistake.

We'll write a letter. We'll say you weren't thinking it clearly.

Julie, I can't work with you.

Because of a silly little kiss? That's so stupid.

Like, I can't because I'm in love with you.

I just wanted to tell you in person, I will be finishing my two weeks in the

office.

You're the best, CPA.

They're not going to lose you. I won't lose you.

I... I love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I've been dying to get this one.

I don't care if it's perfect or not, it's just like me.

You need to get those beautiful lines.

Come here, let me see.

Oh my God.

You know how many times we've worked on this couch? I just wanted to work on my

pussy.

Every fucking time. Every time.

Every fucking

time.

So beautiful. Fucking pussy.

So fucking wacky.

but, ugh.

I don't fucking know who you are, that pink little pussy.

Oh my god, my wife never puts her tongue in my ass.

Fucking amazing.

You're a fucking pussy.

You've gotten me in so much fucking trouble.

I'm going to see that.

Oh, that drives me crazy.

Oh my god.

That does feel amazing.

Thank you.

I do.

Just like that.

Uh huh.

Am I quick? Yep.

fingers like that.

No! I'm sorry.

This was a mistake.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.