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What? What's up?
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Okay, let's try one more time.
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It got cute.
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Wow. It's so cute.
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I hate this Santa.
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He's so ugly.
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He's Santa. What do you mean? You can't
call Santa ugly.
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Why is he wearing shorts and flip
-flops?
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I thought he was cute. I liked him. He's
chillaxing. You know.
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Why couldn't we get a regular one,
though?
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I mean, I think he looks cool. No one's
going to notice anyway.
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You don't understand. My fans notice
everything.
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Yeah, I mean, I guess.
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But, like, I don't know. We could just,
like, flip the sign and... Here, let's
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try again. It'll be fine.
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Okay. He's cute.
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It's gonna drive me crazy. I know.
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I just wish he was a normal Santa.
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Like... But... But why? I really liked
him, okay? I think it's gonna be fine.
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Look, not everything has to be perfect
all the time. It's Christmas.
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I know, but, like, I just want to make
my stuff really good.
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And... This is... This is ruining my
vibe.
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Uh, well...
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Sorry to ruin your vibe, but you don't
have to let it ruin your vibe. Come on,
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like, I don't get the big deal. It's
just the Santa. He's still Santa. He's
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the hat and the beard. Like, what's the
big deal? We can just, you know, come
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on, let's enjoy ourselves.
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Yeah, but I'm going for a more pro look
for my fans.
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Oh, well, I mean, like, but it's
Christmas with you and me, not your
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let's just have Christmas, you and me.
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Is it so bad that I just want everything
to be perfect?
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I mean, like, it doesn't have to be
perfect today, though, because it's just
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and me. Like, we don't have to worry
about your fans, you know?
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Like, why don't you put your phone down?
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You don't need to always be on your
phone.
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Social media is going to ruin our
Christmas. Come on.
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Well, I feel like you forgot that...
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My social media job is what pays for all
of this.
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I mean, I didn't ask for that.
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Well, you sure do seem to enjoy all the
free stuff it gets us.
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Don't forget that it's a full -time job
being a social media manager.
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Look, it might be a full -time job, but
what you post is not even real. It's a
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lie. It's fake.
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It's real to me.
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So I'm not real.
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What does that even mean?
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I mean, you never post me.
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Well, that's private.
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And you hate my online stuff, so I knew
you didn't want to be a part of it.
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I mean, you're right, but you're still
hiding me.
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Okay, lay into me then.
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Yeah? You want people to believe you're
this perfect little trad wife. A wife
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-in -training, single and straight,
waiting for the right man to come along.
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That's not true.
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And that's really mean, Gracie. Yeah?
Well, you're hiding the fact that you're
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an obsessive, neurotic lesbian living in
sin.
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How long have you been waiting to lay
that into me?
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I don't mean to hurt you.
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Well, it's too late. If I had known how
little you think of me and my work...
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This isn't work! It's our life! This is
Christmas!
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I'm just afraid that I'm losing you
sometimes.
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To this illusion you're building.
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I didn't realize I was hiding you.
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I didn't mean to.
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I know. It's okay.
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And, you know, I don't think we're
living in a life of sin.
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No?
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We love each other and care about each
other.
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How could that be sinful?
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Oh, yeah? Well, how can a summer Santa
be sinful?
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You got me there.
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I guess he's kind of cute.
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Yeah, like you.
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So, what did you get me for Christmas,
by the way?
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It's a surprise.
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Oh, is it?
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I bet you don't even have one. I bet
you're last minute like always.
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You know, some Christmas presents are
better shown than given.
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Did you wear this just for me?
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Maybe it's part of your present.
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Part of my present?
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I like that.
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Santa's creeping me out here.
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Oh yeah?
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Well... Santa needs a naughty look.
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So, why doesn't he watch us have some
fun?
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You perv. Love it.
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You have such a perfect body. So do you,
my love.
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Look how cute.
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I love it. Merry Christmas. You're my
present.
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Can't wait to unwrap you.
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You have perfect teeth.
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You look so cute in your little hat.
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So do you, Mrs. Claus.
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Unbox it.
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Back for me.
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Let's see, like you.
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We're definitely not getting presents
next year.
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It is your pussy taste.
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Bye.
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Ew.
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Are you getting sweat?
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Yeah.
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What you're doing is so perfect.
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Just keep doing it.
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My tongue's on fire. It feels amazing.
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Come out here.
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Look at me with that pussy.
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Who's the naughty one now?
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Me.
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You fuck me so good.
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Oh, fuck. You get me so close.
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Yes.
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That was crazy good.
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I need to have that pussy again.
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He's like, I'm making you cum, it makes
me so wet.
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It's so good.
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at the same time.
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I'll see you later.
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time.
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What is it?
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first.
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We're just too slow.
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Yes. You're going to come with me. I'm
going to come with you.
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take a picture with him?
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Yeah.
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Do you want me to be in it?
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Yes, of course.
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Of course I do.
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You're not a secret anymore.
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Cheese.
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Cute.
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Okay, let's kiss, Anna.
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I am going to make you Insta -famous.
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And YouTube.
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