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Oh, my God.

Did her boyfriend just break up with her on the Valentines?

Oh, man.

Oh,

I know what to do.

Yeah.

We'll, uh, cheer her up today.

Excuse me.

I heard you were having a bad day, and you know what?

It's Valentine's Day, and I thought to myself,

God, someone needs to cheer this girl up, so... Okay.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Okay.

Are these for me?

Of course!

Of course!

I mean, like...

I was just walking through the park and I heard you screaming on the phone. I

mean, what happened?

I just talked to a boyfriend. Well, ex -boyfriend, I guess, who decided to

up with me today of all days.

So this is actually really nice.

I mean, I've always wondered, like, what kind of person does that?

It's fucking Valentine's Day.

I mean, this is, like, not the day that you do something like that. I know.

It's the worst.

So it's nice. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's your name?

Aisha. Aisha.

Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you, too. Pleasure.

So, where are you from?

I'm from here and there.

Oh, okay.

I see a wandering traveler, so to speak.

Yeah, you could say that.

Oh, gotcha. You just wandered here to meet your boyfriend, eh? Yeah, to break

with my boyfriend, apparently, on the phone.

I mean...

Is he like a psychopath or something?

Maybe he's sadist, probably.

No, I don't know. Maybe. He just enjoys pain.

What plans did you have for Valentine's Day? I'm just curious.

I'm not sure. He was supposed to come up with some secret plan and take me out,

and I figured we were going to go get some nice dinner somewhere.

Yeah. But I guess that's not happening anymore.

We'll never say never.

You know what?

If you'd like, I can take you out for dinner.

What do you say?

I don't know about that. I mean, I wanted to go for dinner, but that was

boyfriend. I didn't just want to...

Well, I mean, I'm not your boyfriend, but... But you're right there. This is

true, but I'm good at conversation.

You seem funny, at least.

Well, yeah, at the least you can have a bowl of soup and a laugh,

right? Yeah, I guess so.

Wouldn't be the worst thing.

Yeah, so I'm just saying no pressure, but come, we'll go, we'll grab some

dinner. You know, and you can have some nice conversation.

It'll be a good night.

Yeah.

Kind of on the fence, but... Like Humpty Dumpty on the fence?

Yeah, well, like closer to falling on the fence. The fox that jumped over the

fence. I mean, what kind of fence are we on here? I don't know. It's not a very

big fence, so... Oh, okay. Well, that's good. That's good because I'm not that

tall.

Yeah. Yeah.

It'll add a little excitement, you know? Why not?

Ah, perfect.

I guess we can go for dinner and I can get to know you a little bit more.

And then we can see what happens.

Awesome. Come here. Let's go.

So, why do you always carry a camera around with you?

Oh, well, no.

I'm into photography, videography.

Well, it's not my job, but it's a big hobby of mine, you know?

It's like one day I'm going to be the next James Cameron.

Maybe I do Titanic Part 3.

Then it can be a super romantic movie, right? Yeah, maybe.

We all have big dreams.

Yeah, well, we've got to keep the dream alive somehow.

Plus, I mean, God, it's so beautiful out here. I mean, who wouldn't want to

shoot all this? Yeah, of course.

See? And, you know, it doesn't hurt that you're beautiful, too.

You're definitely easy on the camera's eyes. Thank you.

Here

we

are.

Yeah, see?

It's the Romeo and Juliet special.

Told you I'd get you a nice hotel room.

I'm so tired.

This is such a big room.

Did you actually get this room for me?

Yeah, of course.

It's such a nice room. I told you.

It's Valentine's Day, and I told you I was going to do something special for

you, so here it is.

Wow. I'm so glad that the bed is here, especially right now. I feel like I

just lie down on it and do nothing.

But actually, well, it was a really nice dinner, first of all.

But you said something about money over at the dinner. I don't know. You didn't

really tell me what it was about.

Well, I was thinking, since we got to know each other so well.

I wanted you to have such a good day. I thought, well, maybe I could make your

night extra special.

What do you mean extra special?

Extra special in that, what if I gave you

500 euros, okay?

And you just...

Took your pants off, and I just licked that pussy of yours.

For 500 euros.

Uh -huh.

I'm just trying to make your Valentine's Day, you know, everything that it can

be, right?

That's true.

Yeah. 500 euros is a lot of money, too.

You're kind of on the short fence, the tall fence. Yeah, short fence.

Short fence again, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, like I said, you can just hold that.

Okay. I'd hate for you to have to go to sleep

unsatisfied on Valentine's Day.

That's kind of a crime, you know.

Yeah, it is actually.

My kids are here already, so...

You can't waste and not do anything.

Well, and you can't waste the Romeo and Juliet room.

I mean, this thing is nice.

I suppose I could take my pants off

and get a little comfortable. Yeah, get comfy.

Get comfy, right?

Stay a while.

Get comfy. Stay a while.

Yeah.

Not like you're a complete stranger now.

It's one of the easiest things to get off.

Very sexy.

Yeah,

why don't you just sit down on the bed?

Mm -hmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah, why don't you stand up for me?

We can have a real Valentine's Day, huh?

Bounce it, bounce it, bounce it, bounce it. Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Come back here. Yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Okay, bounce it right there.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Do it like that.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, bounce right there. There we go.

There we go. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

I told you I was going to make a nice Valentine's Day for you.

Yeah, I wish you did.

Yeah.

Speaking of that, what time is it now?

I don't know. Why?

I think it might be... Shit, is this 7?

I think so.

Oh, man.

Fuck, I've got to get home to my wife. What?

Oh, sorry.

I need these to wish her a happy Valentine's Day.

Ciao!