All language subtitles for Petites ecolires

Very kind of you to arrange this
appointment.

It's only normal. After all, you're a
very good client.

Well, well, she must be new here. Yes,
she's a new girl.

Then she doesn't know about me.

That's right. You'll come as a surprise,
too.

Oh, I love surprises.

Pour me a drink.

Surprise, surprise.

That girl is really in for a shock.

Oh, she'll be all right.

He's not hard to please.

Give him just a stitch.

There's not much doing tonight.

Well, you expect all the machos are
watching the book. Okay, my TV. Damn TV.

Surprise, big surprise.

Another one.

Inspector Lambree.

Oh, no.

Vice Squad.

Wait a minute. You can't call.

No, we can't.

I have an idea. We're legit.

Yeah, we're all right. Just have a go.
Do it.

Oh, yes. Do it.

Do it.

Huh?

Victor Lambert, Vice Squad.

Why, it's Mr.

Landers of Landers Industries.

You're right.

That's me.

All right, get up.

Follow me.

Very well, but this is most
embarrassing.

I'm out of work.

I've stopped looking for a job, I guess.

What page of the wall now?

Here we are.

Get out of here.

I'm really in a fix now, Inspector.

I believe our methods of education are
inadequate.

My advice to you is to open a
specialized school.

weeks later.

to the classroom.

Yes, once again, it's back to school on
the international stage.

Ladies, you will now take your seats.

Come on, come on.

Good morning, my dears.

Professor Lambert, my chief assistant.

And Mr.

Day, who is our detention officer.

You'd better keep quiet from now on,
ladies.

Let me see now. Let me see.

Susie. Not a bad performer, but her
boyfriend, Frank, sees room for

improvement.

Claudia. I see.

Almost 20 years old and still a virgin.
Her fiancé considers this abnormal and

desires rectification.

She's afraid of machos.

Natalie.

Aspirations to be an actress.

She understands that in order to make
the grade, she must be able to offer

things. And pleasure is one of these
things.

Nanette, an ex -professor of gymnastics.

She's decided to change her profession.

And in order to do this, she's enrolled
with us to practice new movements.

Ladies, I feel the same way as my
colleagues.

I am very proud that you have chosen to
come to us in order to better

yourselves.

Your fiancés and boyfriends gave us the
task of instructing you, and we want

your full cooperation.

I hope that's clear.

Please take your pencil and paper.

We will now begin our very first lesson.

It is very important to know how to
strip.

The movements are delicate.

And should be precise.

Yet never brisk.

Pay close attention.

Slowly and deliberately.

Thank you.

Hands can always be useful.

No more.

And now, we'll go on to something more
serious.

You

should

always express your feelings.

Let him know what's on your mind.

Catches on quick, doesn't she?

She's dead.

She'd win the Oscar if she weren't
actress.

You think so?

Well,

speaking as an ex -gym teacher, I'd call
her a record breaker.

Tell us, Claudia, what did you think of
the first class?

Did you notice the cock on Mr. Lambert?

It looks horrible.

Come now, Claudia. You're a bad
influence.

What's this I see? It looks like ink.

Didn't you wash your hands before coming
to lunch?

Yes, but it didn't come off.

Did you... really scrub them?

I can see that you don't scrub them very
hard.

That's a little better.

The rest of you can go back to class
now.

Oh, yes. No, you stay here.

This is your lucky day.

I'm going to give you a chance to get
ahead of your classmates in your

Don't stop.

It's good.

It's so good, my darling.

In order to get ahead as an actress, I
would have to give head. I decided to

make the most of it.

I'm going to be an honor pupil.

And after that, I'll be a star.

And you, Suzy, why are you here?

I'm not perverted enough.

I've got talent, but I can do a lot
better. I couldn't keep up with my

Frank and his fantasies. And so, when I
heard about this course, he enrolled me.

So, here I am.

Two o 'clock, time for class. Come on,
let's go.

my dear, a little bit more enthusiasm.

Starting position.

Fine.

There. Very good.

Oh, no, no, no.

I can see you have a lot to learn.

Keep trying.

You're not doing your best.

Come on now, Susie. It's not a pogo
stick.

Now, pay attention.

Oh, you come here.

Let's go.

That's it. Come on.

Closer.

Ladies, ladies.

All right, let's cut that out now.

You have a big day ahead tomorrow.

You'll need your rest. Now go to sleep.

What did he do to you after lunch?

He got me all hot.

Really? How was it?

Terrific.

It's forbidden to mix pleasure with
studies.

I've already told you once.

I don't want to, Natalie.

But I'm going to have to punish you.

Our school is special and the punishment
is severe.

brief review of how important a part sex
has played in the history of the world.

In modern times, it plays the same role.

We could say that Mary Magdalene's role
was important when she was active, and

Maddalena's role, too.

We'll pass on briefly to Lucretia
Borgia, whose reputation, in my opinion,

overrated.

Well, on the other hand, all during the
18th century, most women behaved the

same way. Yes?

Excuse me, I'm lost. I was looking for
the bathroom.

Ladies, we will abandon our history
lesson for the time being and take part

practical experience.

I think I made a mistake.

I'm confused.

I mean, could I... We'll see, won't we,
ladies?

If you don't mind, I'll go now.

I'm only the plumber.

Please. Well, Claudia, he doesn't want
to help us. That's not it. No. No, no,

no, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I have a job to do.

I've only come here to repair the
bathtub.

Oh, no. Not that.

Oh, please.

Not that. No.

This is all a misunderstanding. Really,
I can explain. Please.

Oh, no.

Oh, I have things to do. I can't stay
here all day. Let me go.

Oh, no.

I have to account for my time.

You're not being reasonable, please.

No, no.

I'm only... Oh, please.

What can I put on my worksheet?

Oh, no.

You're taking advantage.

Oh, come on, please. Let me go. I have
work to do.

Business is business.

Oh, no.

Let me go on with my work.

Not that one. Not the big one.

Oh, please.

I'm a married man.

Careful, Nanette. You're not at a track
meet.

Please.

Claudia. Claudia, let's... see a little
more effort.

There, it's Claudia.

Claudia.

You'll never get them all, Claudia.

Oh, Claudia, take it easy.

Very good.

I'm a plumber.

Very good.

I only came to repair Leakes.

Don't complicate things any further.
It's not so easy. You don't understand.

I'm only a plumber.

I repair Leakes. Oh, Leakes.

That's why I came.

She's good at it.

She's getting better and better.

She's really fantastic.

I'm beginning to enjoy this.

Oh, what a great mouth.

A blocked up think.

Yes, let the others have a little too.
You might as well.

You've made rapid progress.

to get yourself expelled.

Think of your godfather. What if he
could see you now?

Don't forget all the money he spent to
pay for your enrollment.

Claudia?

too, wasn't I?

that none of you forget to do your
homework.

Is it better now?

Oh, yeah.

Getting picky?

Just nervous.

It reminds me of the auditions in the
drama course.

Come on, now. There's no need to worry.
You'll all be fine.

Now, finish your lunch.

You'll need your strength for the exams.

Come on now, that's it.

Come on now, you can do better than
that.

I'm going to take notes.

That's not bad, Claudia.

Go on, very good.

That's the way.

A little more feeling, Claudia.

Good, good.

That's fine, Susie.

Keep it up now.

That's the way.

You're a real scholar.

Go on. Let yourself go.

That's it.

Yes, indeed, sensuality.

Let yourself go.

Give it everything you've got.

Don't stop until you finish the
sequence.

It's better than I expected.

Go on.

I want every one of you to enjoy

this.

Slowly now.

on what you're doing.

Just wonderful, ladies. Go on.

All a question of rhythm.

I think they're doing very well. They
are.

That's the way.

You'll go places.

Not bad, not bad.

I want your notes after all this is
over.

Hmm?

Mm.

Keep it up right to the end.

Well, Lambert, I see you can appreciate
a good student.

My colleagues are a bit exhausted from
their participation in our recent exam.

I hope you understand.

I'd like to present...

Steady now.

Next in line, Susie.

to lose your control.

I rated the same. Have you rated their
attitude? That's very important.

All right, it's Nanette's turn now.

Nanette?

Get ready, Nanette.

I think we should make an exception.

Checking over the list, I see that it's
Natalie's turn now.

Give one point for Willie.

Wow.

Here they come. Here they come.

After

careful

deliberation, I am proud to announce
that each and every one of you have

your test with high honors.

Some days later.

Oh, I've been waiting for this.

graduation exercises.

Well,

we've got to keep it going.

to hear you with, my child.

Oh, grandmother, what big eyes you have.

The better to see you with, my child.

Oh, grandmother, what a big nose you
have. Oh, the better to smell you with,

child.

satisfy you with my child.

Oh, Grandma.

Oh, Grandma, the Grandma.

Come closer, my dear.

Don't be afraid.

I'm not going to hurt you.

Come now, my child.

That's very nice, dear.

Oh, Grandmother.

It's all right, child. Just continue
like that.

You're doing fine.

Oh, your grandmother's

good little girl.

Everybody wants to get into the act.

He's super.

Yes, you little angel.

It's getting better all the time.

It's great.

I've heard they've all received the same
instruction from my girl.

Your wife,

what are you doing here? This isn't your
fairy tale.

Mother's right. What do you want?

The dwarfs were a drag.

And my prince charming's a faggot. So I
decided to come and see the wolf.

Excellent idea.

Come closer, my child.

I have a better time than the wolf in
the other story.

Marvellous. Really marvellous.

Do you think he'll get his jealous?

Yes, usually do.

Now it's your turn, little Red Riding
Hood. Go on.

I like that.

You may continue.

I'll have to retire if this keeps up.

Nicer this way.

Oh, Peter Pan, come here quickly. It's
no use.

What have you done?

No, Captain Hook. No, I beg of you.

Go on, scream.

Go ahead. Captain Hook.

No one can hear you now.

Oh, no, Captain Hook. You know my name,
right?

This is a souvenir from...

in a time.

don't get the wrong idea. I'm not a gay
prince.

I am Prince Charming of Sleeping Beauty.

But on the other hand, Snow White's
prince was so gay.

I'm supposed to proffer the princess a
special gift.

Hey, what is this?

Hey, hey,

hey, hey.

Wake up, princess.

This won't be easy.

Well, I'm through kidding around.

So...

As you can see, she is still sleeping.

Come on, now.

Are you gonna fucking wake up or not?

Princess, do it.

Oh, you're awake, Princess.

It's been such a long time.

Oh, yeah.

The alarm radio was never this good.

Shut up.

Now you're all witnesses.

I woke up the princess.

or tumble a drawing, gentlemen. May I
wish you good luck.

Number 23.

Who has number 23?

It's me.

It's me.

Now we'll see if number 23 can hold his
own.

It seems to me that he can hold his own.

But let's carry on.

I'm convinced he can hold his own.

He deserves his prize.

I'm so glad you won the tombola.

What brings this visit?

What's going on, anyway?

I've been told of the presence of a
number of young ladies in your

establishment.

Didn't you see the sign posted on the
door?

Oh, you mean private school?

Yes.

Dear Inspector, I followed your advice.

You've come just in time.

We're having our school exercises.

Of course you're invited.

Humpty sat on the wall. Humpty had a
great fall. All the king's horses, all

king's men suck.

Tom, Tom, the piper's son stole a pig
and had some fun.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick.

Jack get off the pot or quit.

Lulu had a baby. His name was Bonnie
Jim.

She put him in a piss pot to see if he
could swim.

He swam to the bottom. He swam to the
top.

Lula got excited and grabbed him by the
cocktail's ginger ale.

Five cents a glass. If you don't like
it, shove it up your ass.

Hmm. Mary had a little lamb.

She also had a bear. I often saw her
little lamb, but never saw her bear.

Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold.
Peas porridge in the pot, nine days I'll

pee you.

As I lay sleeping, the sun began to
rise. It spread its golden light across

summer sky.

The grass so green and lush and spread
with morning dew to reflect the morning

sunlight and enhance the radiant hues.

These gentlemen really seem to
appreciate the show.

Looks like they're ready to blow their
guns.

Well, Inspector, I can assure you that
every single one of them has a hard -on.

That's not Victor Hugo those girls are
reading.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to close
this school down.

His fucking skull.

There once was a man from Australia who
painted his phone like a dainty. The

shilling smell, it went very well, but
Tuppence and Lick was a failure. But

will become of me?

Well, I've heard times are getting tough
in cinema.

Why don't you try going into production?

There was a young soldier from Munich
who threw up all over his tunic.

To add to the frolic, he fell on his
bollock.

And now he is known as the eunuch.