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I

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you fad why don't you look where you're

going shut up you bag Bo

I wish my husband was here I bet he

don't will you kindly tell me where you

want to go you going in there to buy a

hat me

too there must be some way out of this

you go around this way and I'll go that

way good day something in a hat for your

husband he's not mine he's all yours

where's the whims Department this way

Madam did you have something uh special

in mind oh yes uh yes you have a hurg in

the window a career Diplomat sir oh no

no I'm a lawyer oh well even so a hat

like that will do no

harm here you are Deary try this on for

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size don't you think it looks a little

dreary Deary oh no Deary it's a deer you

beat me by one Deary I'll take it $10

please

thank

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you

don't like it oh I thought it looked

rather nice haven't you something that

looks a little less like the League of

Nations well yes now here's one we call

the nonchalant it's neither here nor

there

oh oh I'll take it that's just $10 there

we are thank you send the old hat to the

chronicle okay

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dear well here we are again after you oh

no you don't there's no telling what you

do behind my back to say I uh I want to

thank you for saving me from that Humber

not at all it was merely a public

service

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I didn't realize you were so little I

didn't realize you weighed

195b say that's pretty good of you most

people don't guess me that heavy most

people don't have you camping on their

InStep either huh

oh I'm I'm terribly sorry

seven

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six sorry I'm late but I've had a

strange young man in my arms practically

all morning shut up you're giving me an

appetite did you get that new skimmer

for

him in spite of

him is the old man tied up Arthur

Barrett's in there with

him

uhoh why does somebody always have to

make the da mad before I get to him I

don't hear anything maybe they've killed

each

other smugg a this in when you get a

chance

good morning morning I uh have an

appointment with Mr winon your name

Jones Mr PE had Waller Jones Mr

whitten's expecting you he'll see you

soon as he's free oh thank

you may I sit here please do oh we're

both much safer when you're off your

feet would you mind telling me how you

spell that name of yours Jones j o NES

Jones no no I mean the trick part of

it saves a lot of time by golly you

weren't kidding at that what does the p

stand for or shouldn't I

ask

Prince you see I use my middle name

because I'd rather have people laugh at

me than whistle for me is that why

you're seeing the da to sue your parents

for attacking those names on to you oh

it really wasn't their fault it's a case

of ingrown Uncle trouble one uncle's

name was Prince and the other

Cadwallader oh of course and $5 million

plus 10 million equals P CAD Waller

Jones try one of mind

thanks Miss Terry and Mr Jones are here

Mr winon okay keep them happy I'll be

soon in a

minute

fat oily and

expensive why don't you take off that

Halo and sit on

it you know the thing I regret most

about your visits is that I always think

of my best insults after you've

left you can phone me any hour of the

day or night and if I'm not there you

just tell the butler that I'm a crook I

think he knows it I wish you'd step out

and do something spectacular I've got 10

indictments with your name on them one

for each commandment the only thing

they'll ever indict you for as being a

fool why don't you get smart for once

and step down for you it' be a soft

chair for me even without the Halo

you'll have to earn it first that's just

my idea come on whon get that Pious look

off your face you bow out of this

election and we'll take care of you did

you ever hear of a Ballot Box sure you

mean those things we stuff on Election

Day now you going to let me win this

election honestly or do I have to steal

it what do you

say

I'll be with you in a minute Terry well

Mr winon yeah my name is

Jones oh yes Mr Jones yes my uncle wrote

you about uh about 7 type written pages

single SPAC oh he suggested that you

might be able to find a place for me on

your suggestion from your uncle on

official stationary from the state

capital makes your chances

extraordinarily good I know how you feel

about it sir I don't blame you my uncle

was wished on me too that's cadwall and

that

Prince gron of course yes sir Harvard

Law School yes sir and of course you

graduated first in your class no sir

second you were robbed and of course you

graduated Summer come loudy oh is that

anything against a man it could be I had

an assistance one with the PHD he was so

clever I could have blown out his brains

with a cream puff all I was a chance

that's all you'll get go down to

Department 7 and see Mr Murphy my first

assistant he'll swear you in come on

youngster I'll give you about 2

minutes now was that nice well I had to

take it out on somebody didn't

I what did Barrett want this time my job

as usual well by the way thanks for the

note but I don't think he can do

it well what are you going to do only 23

more shopping days before election oh

I'll put up a battle all right but I'm

not kidding myself I can't fight

Barrett's machine you can fight anything

but a newspaper or a church and

Barrett's no

Cathedral you know your newspaper's been

very kind to me I think I compose a

statement over the weekend good take

plenty of time make it nice and long and

dull cuz nobody will have to read it

except your

wife give me the city

desk hello Bill yep sitting right in his

lap here it is in a fighting mood Tom F

Wht district attorney today literally

threw Arthur Barrett out of his office

and challenged his opponent to a battle

at the polls Mr Whitten said quote I'll

win by 300 ,000 votes if half of them

accounted unquote that's all Bill

thanks how was that well I was

magnificent that's a spirit the

elections in the bag yeah and I'm going

to be left holding it go on get out of

here youngster I'm

busy where's Department 7 downstairs and

to your right

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what was your total income last year

your have IM material and irrelevant

overruled witness will answer the

question go ahead Mr Westman or shall I

refresh your memory for you oh I don't

know nothing about figures I can't even

tell the time for your information Mr

Westman you earned exactly

object self-incrimination overruled the

witness has confessed Gamblin and there

is no self-incrimination on that score

possible

proceed well Mr Westman how much of that

money came from gambling now what do I

say never mind quit stall it how much

came from the crap games and how much

from the poultry racket objection

I who are

you Jones your honor I I shouldn't have

uh speak up young man and stop muttering

Jones your honor I'm attached to Mr

wion's staff your honor this young man

was just sworn in 10 minutes

ago I studied law Mr Jones I had to I

haven't got an uncle so if you'll just

trust me I'll handle this well if you

studied law why did you lay yourself

open to a motion for a mistrial I

haven't heard any such motion may it

please the court I move for a mistrial

on what grounds your learned assistant

will inform the

court all right Mr Jones suppose you

take

over well Mr Jones you seem to have

started something suppose you step up

here and finish

it Oh Come Mr Jones surely you wouldn't

want these learn gentlemen to grope in

darkness when it is so easier for you to

Enlighten

them come come Mr Jones we're

waiting well the defendant is charged

with gambling when therefore the

prosecutor by means of an improper

question implies that the defendant is

also connected with the poultry racket

the previous purity of the defendant's

character is imputed in the minds of the

jury his purity of character jumping

catfish Mr Murphy if you're about to

have a stroke you may go into my

Chambers and lie down in fact I may join

you in a moment I suppose you have the

precedent for this at your fingertips Mr

Jones I have sir

here it is in almost The Identical case

of the State versus Ruggles that's in

volume six of trial cases you're onor

the judge denied a motion for a mistrial

and the appell at court revers the

decision in law school it's quoted as a

classical bit of stupidity on the part

of the trial judge your honor perhaps is

familiar with the

blunder yes I'm familiar with it I'm

happily very familiar with it I made it

oh you did motion for mistri granted

case dismissed what a

journ Mr Jones if your ambition is to

assist a district attorney in obtaining

convictions you're off to a great start

thanks counselor anytime I can return

the favor just let me know that goes

double for me pal there's ever anything

you want done call on monk Westman well

thank you gentleman very much but I'm

retained by the county and have no

outside interest good day

grab it Hyo grab

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it look at that look at that look at

that Mr Murphy won't be in today he's

sick yeah well he's not the only one 6

months to build up a case and in one

minute he tears the whole thing down the

young jackass he's

outside what's he doing sitting and

swallowing his Adams Apple send in save

me some of the white

meat all right Mr

Jones Mr wion I don't know just what to

say to you my boy what you did yesterday

as far as I'm concerned is a thing of

the past a mistake that I'm quite sure

you'll never make

again well well thank you sir I I

thought it more than likely that you'd

let me go why my boy I couldn't do a

thing like that while your uncle and I

have high hopes for you oh have you I'm

glad to hear that yes indeed I'm going

to put you in the spot where you belong

oh miss pby get the files in the hide

case all of it all of it I'm going to

give you a very special and important

assignment to tackle all by

yourself

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oh excuse me please I'm terribly sorry

but I couldn't see you over the top of

all these

P oh it's

you collecting for the Salvation Army H

oh no no this is the hide case Mr Winton

assigned me to it well that's been oh

congratulations oh thanks Mr Hyde was

quite a

man for this part of his life he was our

expected Paving

commissioner along about here he

collected $100,000 in graft and all the

rest of it mystery for nobody has seen

hide or hair of hide since dead or alive

yes I know you know I wish I could solve

this case Mr winon had enough confidence

to give me this opportunity and do you

hope to come through by reading um oh of

course I've always found that the tongue

is fast in the eye why not talk to

people who knew him who went through the

case well yes I could do that couldn't I

at least you could have some fun even if

you don't uncover Mr hi yes then I could

uh I could read this stuff afterwards

sure sure come on Park that load and

I'll show you where the boys gather

there's a wonderful cook there too makes

an alment for six people out of one egg

and a bicycle pump that must be very

good hi you boys how's it sniffing and

snooping hi Cherry Mr Jones meet the

blood hounds in Uncle Tom winton's cabin

how you do gentlemen

hi investigators eh they're very

necessary they're evil all right but I

don't know how necessary two number

sevens two yes on two plates what's new

here you are hot off the press it's all

in the chronicle there's one good thing

about this dark dive I can't see to read

your Scandal sheet if you spill any more

grease on that vest you can touch a

match to it and read by your own

light he's sore because my paper skinned

him alive for letting hide get away that

was a dirty diing and I won't forget it

neither will a DA when you let Hyde get

away you took the heat off the rest of

the grafter and tied wion's hands why

talk about it the hide Cas is closed I

don't know whether it is or not a friend

of mine saw him in San Francisco oh why

didn't the police pick him up they

waited for him to see the fair he went

into Zally Brands and never came out I

wouldn't either if I had $100,000 in my

pocket 100 Grand and Zally brand that's

one chunk of money that wouldn't do you

any good Joe the district attorney has

the serial numbers of every one of those

$50 bills hey how come did none of that

money never got into circulation because

it's at the bottom of the bay with hide

did you look there I'm a detective not a

diver I'm afraid I'll have to disagree

with you gentleman about Hyde I think if

we had positive evidence that he were

dead the district attorney would never

have reopened the case oh um I forgot to

tell you Mr Jones has been assigned to

resurrect Mr

Hyde what's the joke he's the laugh of

the year went and dug up the hide case

and whed on of that dope who made a

monkey himself yesterday in Department

s well that's the neatest way to get rid

of a pest I ever heard of I didn't think

wh was that smart yes that's very

smart nice to have met you

gentlemen what's the matter can't you

take a joke not that kind you're going

to quit right but first i'm going up and

punch winon in the nose and that'll be

another feather in your cap what have

you got to cry about he didn't want you

in the first place and you hoop step on

his lap like an organ Grinder's monkey

then what did you do first crack out of

the box I corrected a flagrant

Injustice why don't you go to winon and

confess that you're not very bright and

ask him to try you out on a traffic

case I'm too busy doing what working on

the hide

case hey Terry your city editor want you

hello Bill here I

am yeah uh-huh yeah I've got it Miss

Betty Paradise 2011 knobhill

Terrace sure I think there's a story in

it any working girl named Betty Paradise

is a story in herself and when she wins

6,000 bucks on a horse she's a Moonlight

Sonata yeah I'm on my way to

Paradise hello Normandy Plaza this is

Miss Elizabeth Paradise

speaking what do you charge for one of

your Exquisite

suits I said suits not

SES righto I'll check in tonight yeah

duster up brother you got a

tenant

Martha

Martha here's a present for

you a fur coat and this

too oh I haven't any place to keep a

peek and E let it romp in your bangs but

what will you do I'll do all right Beat

it I'm

busy

hello Marth hi you

wle wasn't that your fur coat Violet how

sweet of you darling wasn't it Betty

what your best fur coat oh the best I

could get at the time look Oscar when I

came along swaged in that skunk there

was Martha mop in the floor kind of got

me I says to myself there but for the

grace of a skunk goes me but I gave you

the coat that's what I mean what's this

a

trunk but where I'm going they call it

luggage you you're going someplace look

Oscar Something's Happened well whatever

it is I'll help you out I'll go with you

you can't I've got to get away from

everything for myself

but Betty darling what do you do for

money don't get personal well look

darling if you need a rest here are four

$50 bills that I what's

that Miss Paradise yes I'm Terry Parker

of the chronicle I'm pretty busy right

now Miss Parker after winning $6,000 you

should be somebody must have given you a

wrong steer aren't you the Miss Paradise

who made a killing on Playmate uh yes

but I was kind of keeping it for a

surprise and the story is too good not

to share with our readers

what do you plan to do with the money oh

I'm going to perfect myself in my art

what is your art I'm a dramatic actress

a good one take my word for it are you

Miss paradise's press agent no I'm just

uh one of her fans may I ask your name

sir oh I I'm just a friend of the family

I don't want to brush you off but I'm

rushing and I think I've got the story

have you a picture we may use oh sure I

don't

mind

thank

you it's a Charming likeness babe Laro

my stage name oh uh my friend will give

you a lift downtown that's nice of you

I'm sorry I still have something to talk

over with Miss

Paradise I was going to tell you about

the 6,000 only she came in before I got

before you could take my last 200 so

your 200 to the good do you know how

much money I've loaned you I don't count

tips over

$2,000 would you mind calling a taxi for

me would you mind calling a taxi for me

yes ma'am bet listen that money I gave

you the money you won with I stole from

a safety deposit box in the bank why you

saief give me enough to put back what I

stole get away from me get away from me

would you s

a

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come on cut that out what's this you

aren't going to put that in the paper

are you round by

round what's going on here that gorilla

tried to kill me what's the big idea I

have nothing to say all right you can

talk it to the

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judge

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about the extra money all about the

money RAC track

extra thanks how about little bourbon

for you alen uh just some ice

water well here's to our absent brother

wherever he may be I hope he's dead and

stays

dead but I'm scared H aren't you usually

scared you know what'll happen to us if

hi is caught don't you the mere fact

that the money is in circulation doesn't

necessarily prove that Hyde is alive if

they find Hyde he'll talk and we'll all

go to

prison Mrs Hyde would like to see you

sir

oh ask Mrs Hyde to come

in well this is a pleasant surprise

where's my husband come and sit down

won't you he's alive and I want to know

where he is I assure you if I had any

information attorney you must know where

he is I'm sorry that isn't true you know

he left me penniless he left several of

us in rather a difficult position

disgrace doesn't matter you see I've

been living on the hope that he really

was dead that he couldn't prevent my

being alone without money oh come

now I've seen that look on so many faces

the one you gave me when I came in it's

been shrieking at

me she used to be somebody she had a

place along with other women she was

pretty that's what he's done to me Mr

Barrett I won't let people look at me

like that ever again I'll get back all

of

it that's why I've got to find him but

we don't know that he's alive if he

isn't then who's passing that money I

wish I knew I have your tellers check

the number of every bill that comes in

good well I guess that about covers it

send out another description of hide

over the teletype remember he's four

years

older well I was just going to send for

you good morning Mr winon well I'm

thoroughly familiar with the case you

see I stayed up all last night reading

it now if you'd start by having your men

check at the racetrack we've already

taken care of all that oh you have well

that's fine then I might suggest Jones

you know this is a pretty heavy job to

wish on a new man oh well don't worry

about me Mr winon it's not being fair to

you oh but Mr winon so I'm going to put

you in Murphy's place in Department 7

here's Murphy's darket oh but Mr winon

I well what's the matter don't you want

Department

7 yes

sir I have extradition papers ready to

cover every state in the Union P be

45,000 circulars and send them out air

mail cover the town with hid's picture

and tell the boys that I'll make a

Captain out of the cover that pick him

up all right all right get

going I've got to get a story for the

next Edition mhm what are you plans well

I'll tell you but it's off the Record

that won't do the chronicle much good

but shoot so you think hide's news don't

you I hope to tell you well that's only

half of it if I can get hide I'll have

Barrett in the next cell within 20

minutes I didn't know you had anything

definite on Barrett I will have as soon

as hide babbles and that's all I

need now all you need is to catch hide

that's all you see what do you think I'm

trying to do you're doing swell but what

am I going to do for a

story I've got it I'll hang a feature on

Jones young assistant DA right out of

law school getting the hottest case in

history any objections none excepting

that I just took him off the case oh

what's the idea trying to break his

heart so he'll quit say listen here

young lady when your newspaper gets a

good story do they give it to a

cub I I don't know why I said that silly

yeah you certainly made a noise like a

woman instead of a good newspaper man

don't you know that sending Jones after

Barett would be like sending a rabbit

after a

wolf read the

complaint disturbing the peace assult

and Battery obstructing traffic

resisting an officer malicious mischief

and property damage to with throwing

officer McClosky through malvin's window

I assume the district attorney wishes

them H for trial on the contrary your

honor why not may I point out to the

court that the quality of Mercy is not

strain it falleth as the gentle reain

from Heaven yes yes I know and the place

beneath is twice made blessed that's

right what's your point Mr prosecutor I

was coming to that your honor as we

approach this joyous season of the year

it is only natural that our Spirits does

the district attorney want these men

bound over or not I know your honor may

it please the court I move that they be

admonished and the case dismissed case

dismissed the state versus Winkle

section

317a your honor from the statement of

the arresting officer this seems to have

been a private brawl in which no public

property was damaged and no great harm

done to anyone except the defendant who

seems to be a mild enough little man

that's what I say your honor who are you

I'm the lady that got sucked but all of

me you can call the whole thing off your

honor I move the case be dismissed why

do they clutter up the courts with

trivial matters like these I suppose a

dismissal is agreeable to the district

attorney's office as usual no your honor

Mr Jones are you trying to drive a nly

jurist to an early grave I apologize

your honor but what's the matter with

that dope madam I must C you knew never

to refer to the prosecuting attorney as

either a dope a nid or a confounded

nuisance sit down your honor this man is

not the type who would enter into

physical violence without extreme

provocation and This Woman's willingness

to drop all the charges hints of

something very unhealthy hidden in the

background of this case Kipling once

stated something hidden go and find it

something hidden or the Rangers I can do

a fair to middling good imitation of

boots if you let me take my shoes off

but what's that to do it today your

honor there's something I must make

clear do you or do you not want this

case remanded for trial make that clear

will

you I move that the defendant winkle be

held for trial it is so ordered bail

$400 Court will recess now and reconvene

at

2:00 lunch well sure if you don't mind

making a stop on the way we can take

taking the da apart at the same time oh

I don't know about that your paper

didn't hand the hide case to a green

reporter did they well I'd expect that

from the da but not from you nice going

Jonesy how long was winkl employed here

years he was here when I came ever been

in trouble before never but when he got

into the chronicle and in jail all in

one day there was nothing to do but to

discharge him you checked his accounts

oh imediately they were right to the

penny oh thanks very

much after drawing that blank I should

think you'd be hungry I

am I've got just one more stop to make

come

on I uh want to see a prisoner by the

name of Winkle sorry he's not in right

now but he must be in I had him remanded

for trial yeah and somebody else bailed

him out not 3 minutes ago who how should

I know when they put up the door we

spring him that's orders where'd he go

look

I just run the jail I'm not chief of

detectives

yet listen Junior you're dealing in

terms of human life not a problem in

mathematics I'm not trying to make a

record even for stupidity I've got a

hunch on Winkle everybody else wants to

forgive and forget where's that old

holiday spirit I let two Sandy Clauses

go didn't

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read all about the highing extra extra

paper we all about the paper paper we

all about the

hiking extra final read all about the

hiking

paper

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it Mr winkley yes I'd like to see you

for a moment may I come

in my name is

Hyde Mr Hyde yes you seem so nervous

won't you sit down well what do you want

how did you know where I just like to

ask you a few questions and a man

usually goes straight home from jail so

I took the liberty of having you been

out thanks thanks very much think

nothing of it how much money did you

take out of my safety deposit box only

uh about $2,000 but but but I didn't

know it was your box Mr Hyde it was in

some other name and it hadn't been

opened in years and and it was

comparatively easy to have a duplicate

made of my key why isn't it here it

is please keep in and uh when you go to

work tomorrow I wish you would bring me

the rest of these bills the see they are

no good as money the numbers are listed

but uh I have a use for them I I can't

go there

anymore they discharged me

oh that's very unfair that's very unfair

yes a man can go on for years and years

being honest and then some little thing

occurs and his whole life is

ruined

that's a very lovely girl I hate her we

always start hating them a little too

late I never took a penny in my life

until I fell for

her I hope you didn't tell your

sweetheart where you got this money I

yes I I had to I my my my that's too bad

but she won't talk no I'm not so sure

you won't talk oh no Mr Hyde I wouldn't

tell a soul honestly I wouldn't it' be

just as bad for me as it would be for

you I'm sure it would be when I started

out I didn't mean to commit a crime you

committed worst in a crime committed a

blunder yes we're looking for Mr Winkle

104 oh thank

you there is such a thing as hounding a

man yes but I can't rest until I find

out a few I smell gas

keep clear see what's the idea gas give

me a pass key gas call a police

ambulance

well are you

satisfied I'm not responsible for this

oh no not much after making nine

different kinds of a jackass of yourself

you finally won a

victory over a poor little guy who only

made one mistake in his life a mistake

everyone wanted to forgive everyone but

you and now Mr P CAD Waller Jones I've

got a real story to

write and if I don't tear their hearts

out I'll throw my typewriter into the

river leave him alone I'm Jones from the

District Attorney's Office I'd like an

autopsy performed immediately what for I

can sign a des certificate of suicide B

gas right now you heard me the District

Attorney's Office wants an autopsy okay

okay get going

bud

I wouldn't print that try and stop me

make a mistake if you think you can talk

me out of plastering you all over the

front page for just the kind of heal you

are you're

mistaken I wasn't thinking myself not

much I thought you you might like to

read the coroner's

report Winkle could not have committed

suicide because no gas was found in his

lungs there is evidence of strangulation

before death it was

murder wasn't enough for you to be right

but you have to rub it in by keeping me

from making a public fool out of

myself let's forget

it I'd like to see Miss Betty Paradise

uh your NY plume sir Jones uh Jones did

you say Mr Jones yes Jones J O N S Jones

and I might add that I'm here on Police

business

oh uh Mr Jones to see you

miss yes ma'am

D 2011 just a short climb sir oh another

thing I don't want to be disturbed

either yes sir Mr

low

coming oh what do you want this is a

private dwelling house well I'd uh I'd

like to talk to you if I may oh sure

thank

you may I sit down sure trap yourself on

the love

seat

thanks Miss par you can call me Betty

make yourself comfortable do you want to

take off your code oh no no no thank you

Miss Paradise had you ever met Mr Winkle

before yesterday what do you think I

am then we're safe in assuming that uh

you and Mr Winkle were well acquainted

have you ever had what the Frenchies

call the Grand

Pang then we'll stipulate that you and

Mr Winkle were deeply attached to one

another yeah but we don't stipulate no

more it's colder than a penguin's beak

oh I'd like to see Miss Paradise I'm

sorry sorry Miss but she ain't in oh

maybe I could wait in her apartment no

ma'am you

cannot

sure lady you was looking at a tempted

afcan but it can't be

dead

$10 my

m

this will keep our tonsils from

sporking turn out those

lights

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oh

ouch ouch you

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don't oh it's

you what are you doing

here well I might ask the same question

of you I came to see Miss Paradise

because I thought she might help me in

the dark we only doused the lights to

see who was trying to burle the Joint

what'd you find out no nothing yet you

know Winkle's dead don't

you I I didn't have nothing to do with

it except to bail him out so that

somebody could kill it I didn't bail him

out if you didn't who did how should I

know say are you trying to pin a m rap

on me we're just trying to get at the

facts in the case Miss

Paradise who killed Winkle I tell you I

don't know I don't know and you didn't

put up the bail money no no she's lying

by the clock I'll bet if we search a

purse we'll find the bail receipt look

for yourself think I

won't look here racetrack tickets and

all $50 bets $50 tickets and two $50

bills let me see

them why there some of the Hide bills I

told you she was

lying the whole thing's clear now she

cleaned out Winkle picked up with Hyde

shook him down for those 50s and bet

them at the racetrack you're C lazy

Winkle got wise to the setup and it was

Hyde who bailed him out and killed him

to keep him from spilling there's your

case oh it doesn't seem logical horse

radish It's The Old Triangle and you

can't make anything else out of it I

tell you you're cockeyed look I never

knew I never had no idea darling look Mr

Jones I know where them hot 50s came

from and if I tell you will you lay off

me you know where the hide money is

hidden if them bills is hide though yes

where the stuff's been under your noses

right along it's hidden in

a Jones I expected absolutely nothing of

you when you attached yourself to my

staff and you have exceeded my fond

expectations with your tendency to be

exclusive you tried to be a oneman

secret society the judge the jury the

arresting officer in the Carter I

thought I could bring the case to a

conclusion you did my two witnesses are

definitely concluded and Hyde is still

at Liberty well if you'll permit me one

more as for you I'm ashamed of you I can

condone A congenital idiot but I thought

you were too smart I was just trying to

get a story reputable newspaper people

don't stoop to burglary

yes sir can I go now where to my office

to write the story not one

line it really was hide we don't want

him to know that we even suspect him and

as for you I forbid you to have anything

to do with a hide case any further don't

even turn it over in your

mind shall I go back to Department 7 no

go and sit quietly in your office until

your uncle

dies

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now there's a man without any troubles

what do you mean I ain't got trouble

I should have warned you he's got ears

like a donkey I seem to have a positive

genius for making people

angry why don't you incorporate Hector

goer Heckle and Jones District Attorneys

and newspapers driven neatly nuts and

I'll be your first client here I am

holding the hottest Story of the Year

down to

this police today search the City

without a clue for the unidentified

killer who shot to death Betty Paradise

in a repart in at 2011 knill Terrace

sensation

huh oh I'm afraid my bullheaded

stupidity has messed things up all

around keep pitching counselor I

wouldn't give a nickel for a man who

isn't bullheaded

here put that on the city editor spindle

he always likes a dull story to start

the

morning dinner uhuh I'm not hungry

neither am I

stop worrying about those people you

didn't kill them I didn't keep them

alive

either I feel like I ought to be out

trying to catch hide I believe I'd give

that up if I were you besides the da

doesn't want hide as much as he wants

Barrett

Barrett if he wants him why doesn't he

go out and arrest him there's a little

thing in law called evidence whitton's

got to prove that Hyde and Barrett are

hooked

up Napoleon said he never waited for

things to happen he made them

happen Okay Napoleon start

scratching what have you got bait for

Barrett

don't worry once I get hold of Hy I'm

not going to let him go until we've

settled all accounts I won't worry once

you get these yeah we'll all feel

safer hello I had to risk calling you I

want to see you well the time and place

you mention in your Note is all right

I'm just leaving what note I didn't

write any note yeah if this is a

practical joke it's not a very good one

somebody's playing cute stop that act

it's Paul Hyde you know my voice

well remember I haven't heard your voice

for a number of years but it's me

Barrett remember that Winter's Night up

in my cabin in Maine just you and I

and

oh all right what do you want listen the

IR is sailing tonight from P30 at 10:15

and I want to be on it meet me there at

10 bring $50,000 and I'll tell you where

the stuff is in I'll be

there get a couple of the boys and have

them keep that date in the

alley if Barrett can resist this mice

don't like cheese he's probably received

it by now say maybe we should have

photographed the messenger leaving with

the note instead of just the note he had

swell freckles I'll bet when you were a

little boy you were an awful nuisance

with your brownie I hope to be

tonight all you need now is a bathing

suit to be Miss daily tabloid and all

you'll need is a bulletproof vest if

this doesn't work wait we better take

this along thumbtacks won't work on a

brick

wall we'll at least give my city editor

a thrill

you'll scare Barrett out of seven years

growth when this flashlight goes off I

hope he doesn't drop dead we'll need his

testimony it's just 8:35 25 minutes more

hey you better run along in case he

shows up early what do you mean run

along we're partners aren't we in

blackmail murder lunch and annoying Mr

Winton but not in this he won't do any

shooting he'll be too anxious to fade

out of the picture I won't you go just

please me I've never walked out on a

story yet and I'm not going to start

now oh but wait a minute you should be

at Barrett's house why that's where the

big news will break as soon as I get his

picture he'll undoubtedly rush home to

try and cover up that in the old Irish

is what is known as scho but I love

it listen fella look out for our hat

it's a great

Target I'll be

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careful

call up Mrs Hy and tell her her husband

is sailing on the E Bo 10:15 with

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$50,000

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Mr Jones My Pal oh hello Mr West Park

one on the button and scram huh you're

on a spot

slug me you

dope thanks very

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much did you bring the money it's right

here here's a power of attorney and this

is where the money and the records are

here you try to double cross me again

just use the key and you'll get what you

want here is my

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boat I'm on my way

and this time it'll be for

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good

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Terry one meets the strangest people are

you all right Terry darling

darl Barrett Barrett's killed HDE are

you sure I was there you w come

on any report on Barrett yet no sir but

we're looking for him so am I featherby

yes sir hner have you picked up Barrett

yet not yet but we're looking for fether

be here I am I told you to get me the

police commissioner on the phone he's

been waiting on line one for 7 minutes

this is no time to be technical pby type

that indictment and do it right

now hello commissioner Reed and how are

you tonight

commissioner and have you any idea where

a certain Mr Barrett could be

found

commissioner it's my considered opinion

that you and your entire police

department are a collection of Fatheads

that couldn't find their own noses with

both hands

goodbye the first time in 48 hours he's

not mad at us pby where's that

indictment I only got got to the first

whereas the phone's hot in the

firecracker then don't answer it stick

to that typing do nothing else do you

understand got him practically in the

desk cell and P me here sir get me the

governor on the phone he's probably in

his Red Flannel night shirt by now then

get him out of

it good evening Mr Good

Heavens I don't think his Excellency

would enjoy being awakened at this hour

winon on the contrary I think he'll be

delighted to learn that at last we've

got you dead to rights Barrett I'm

placing you under arrest for murder well

what is this a joke I don't follow you

no but Miss Parker did follow you in the

back of your car that was the first

murder I ever heard thanks for the scoop

and my able young assistant here is

going to help me send you to the chair

well I am honored but may I ask whom I'm

charged with having murdered Barett

you've been obstructing justice in this

town for years and tried to gain control

of my office for your own illegal

purposes as district attorney I deplore

crime but as Tom winon I'm delighted to

have something more important to

prosecute you for than being A thieving

scoundrel I'm tempted to let you make

more a fool of yourself than you

naturally are but I can't play in the

face of

tragedy will you come in

please

this is Mrs Hyde my client she asked me

to bring her to you to confess to the

murder of her husband but I I heard you

shoot him you heard a shot Miss Parker

but I did not fire it did Barrett talk

you into this Mrs Hyde I killed Paul

Hyde I waited for him and shot him I'm

glad I'm glad I'm sure I can make any

jury agree to a plea of temporary

insanity and now I'd like your

permission to take Mrs Hyde to to the

prison

hospital very

well oh my gosh my story I've got to

stop that

extra Mr

wion this hide murder sure will wake up

the town now Mr winon and the chronicle

is the only paper that's got

it

who you're a search for reelection now

hat you Mr

wion

oh look what I did well that's all

right

well they've got a bounty on me at the

chronicle just present my ears to the

publisher and get

$40 Summa

Lai graduated with the highest

honors have you ever been really good

and fried no but I have it in mind on

the train going home always wanted to

arrive in Boston

roaring

oh you're going home

yep well I'll be coming to New York

weekends probably maybe we can have

lunch or dinner

sometime

sure if you don't want to I sh

mind you wouldn't do anything about it

either you just bow from the waist and

say well that's that what do you want

want me to do about it jump up and down

and Shout hooray I lose a girl's job for

lose my own cost the da the election

you're not the first guy in the world

that ever made a mistake you know thanks

for the consolation prize but I can't

quite swallow it you could if you took

that silver spoon out of your mouth I've

had just about enough of that silver

spoon stuff if you had you wouldn't be

going back to

Boston come

in uh I'm from the coroner's office come

right in brother and join the party oh

thank you oh uh these here is the

personal effects from that Winkle case

I'm no longer connected with it but they

told me to give them to you I don't want

to a part of it thanks but they said to

give them to you better take them now

look here don't yell at him he's only

obeying

orders maybe we can find out where to

send them well them kind of cases

usually ain't got no

folks bunch of keys one wallet one lucky

piece $450 bills one pen night4 $50

bills $4 $50 bills there wasn't no $50

bills on that body what time is it 10

minutes to 10 what are we waiting

for give me that GRE

P doing

ID let

go

wa from you little VI come

on what do you think you're

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doing come on baby

give

throw out that briefcase we don't want

to be caught with it it'll be just as

bad if it's found all the records are in

it there's a police car behind

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us is that young fool from wion's office

can't you go any

faster I'm going to try for a tire don't

waste ammunition hit something if it's

only an innocent

bystander I missed maybe you're out of

practice calling all cars all cars Bank

hold up maple main Bandits escaped in

police car going north Bandits are armed

shoot to kill shoot to

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kill here come the boys and their

bicycles it's all up for the shooting

boy just keep ahead of them and don't

hit anything and we got the World by the

tail

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if you could only get up a along

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side get away from here you

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fools are you all right Mr Barrett yes

but it was a narrow Escape well we

better escort you home well thanks if

you don't mind I I'm a bit shaken well I

don't

wonder I can't lose them now you got to

find

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them is that that

car I don't

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know I blind do a

f look

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out I tell you what the idea

is there you are that's the idea this B

he's the one to sto all money and that p

pap prove it too we

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got

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with you in a minute

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sir

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for distinguished service Mr first

Deputy district

attorney

fancy I'll say it

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is

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oh