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I…

Or

I…

Yun

Yun

Yes

Lady

Lady

Yeah

Here

Here

Shoo!

Okay!

Yeah…

Nice…

Okay!

Look!

N-no…

Wait…

Is it

Okay…

Babe!

Lady!

When?

Well…

Yeah!

Please

Money!

Honey!

Dalang

Dalang

Dalang

Dalang

Slowly

Dalang

Dalang

Dalang

Dalang

Dalang

Dalang

I guess

Come on

Dalang!

Dalang!

Dalang!

Dalang!

Come on

You two

Please!

Go now!

Exactly

Dalang!

Dalang!

Dalang!

Enough!

Dalang!

Dalang!

Dalang!

Dalang!

Dalang…

He said

Take it

No way!

Go away!

Come on!

My babe!

Me, too!

Tell me!

but I do

all pale

Hurry up

Go away!

Ms. Wang

Exactly!

Nonsense

Come on!

Have one

Exactly!

My death

Ms. Wang!

Ms. Wang!

Be quick!

Hurry up…

It's okay

Ms. Wang!

Old Wang!

Piss off!

Ms. Wang!

Ms. Wang!

Ms. Wang!

Calm down

Chill out

Mr. Ximen

Beat him!

Mr. Ximen

You mean…

…arsenic!

Ms. Wang!

What's up?

All right!

Oh, right!

Is it him?

Mr. Ximen!

Mr. Ximen!

I just saw

Mr. Ximen!

I got you!

Mr. Ximen!

Mr. Ximen!

Mr. Ximen!

Mr. Ximen!

Mr. Ximen!

I'm scared

Nosy brat!

What's up?

we'll meet

your water

Mr. Ximen!

Mr. Ximen!

Wang's Tea

Don't worry

Little jerk

Okay! Good…

Here you go

Please stop

From now on

Okay, I see

Yes, Master

Do you know

Crisp pears

Crisp pears

Impossible!

She's right

Water Margin

Let me do it

Steamed buns

Steamed buns

Steamed buns

Steamed buns

Here you are

your arrival

Crisp pears!

let me do it

Crisp pears!

Here you are

Take it slow

Please stop!

Here you are

But if I die

Steamed buns!

Steamed buns!

Lady, come on

not to cheat!

and two rings

My four wives

If I tell him

What's wrong?

Hang in there

From today on

Master Ximen!

Thank you, sir

when he's back

are a bit wide

Come over here

Dalang told me

The two of us…

when he's back

Silence Dalang

Have you heard?

No more, please

Chill out, lady

If you fail her

Go get dressed!

See you around!

Dalang is here!

Dalang! Dalang!

Please! Dalang!

Dalang's a wimp

Yongji Pharmacy

Yongji Pharmacy

After I recover

That being said

Have you heard?

I'm on the boat

Please help us!

A TV Maxi-Series

Maybe he sold it

This way, please

To coin a phrase

You did have fun

How's my scheme?

I missed you so!

I will slap you!

What a nasty hag

But Master Ximen

I feel so scared

Forget about it!

Forget about it?

I'm also scared!

You're much more

All right! Deal!

You're just a kid

-Really? -Really?

to make fun of me

Just go back home

Spare me, please!

What a bold brat!

Take the medicine

We can't do this!

I'll be right back

Are you satisfied?

Today's experience

Bye, Master Ximen!

Hush! He's coming!

except he himself!

Please, Mr. Ximen!

at his or her home

I saw Master Ximen

With this medicine

with some medicine

Please forgive me!

How naive you are!

Once he exposes it

Get me some water…

-Babe! -Mr. Ximen!

Burn everything up

Whose woman is she?

How forgetful I am!

What's done is done

Purple Stone Street

What a crazy woman!

Any good tea today?

I'll be right back!

What are you doing?

I will beat you up!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Purple Stone Street

before he came back

The pain won't stop

All of you, get out

Crisp pears! Crisp…

will he let you go?

As things stand now

Please don't bother…

Thank you, Ms. Wang!

We can't do it here!

Who's that rich man?

I'm going there now!

But that Ximen Qing…

My wife has repented

I will figure it out

Take this, you brat!

to fulfill your wish

don't think too much

Why are you so late?

I will be right back

Can you do it, lady?

Where are you going?

Please grant my wish!

I missed you so much!

Mr. Ximen! Mr. Ximen…

You're back so early!

Are you truly willing

Look what you've done

Hope to see you again!

Sit down, lady, please

I'm here with Lady Pan

Look what you've done!

Let me tell Dalang now

Her encounter with you

just go live with him!

Then what should I do?

No, Dalang! Calm down!

I'm truly sorry to you

See you, Master Ximen!

How long will it take?

Are you really willing

to discuss this matter

Don't say that, Dalang

Dalang, take some rest

I'm just about to leave

Mind your own business!

Why so sensitive, lady?

Dalang! Come over here!

What are you scared of?

Why are you back again?

Just get out of my way!

Come help us, Ms. Wang!

I don't blame it on you

are you really going to

It's good for the heart

Please help me alter it

it's not just you and I

while you take the helm

You're really manly now

What an ungrateful man!

and she seldom hangs out

If Dalang knows about it

is like dry wood on fire

Don't scare me, Ms. Wang

You're blushing, my dear

-Say something! -No! No!

Master Ximen's not here!

If you continue to shout

Run away now, Mr. Ximen!

This affair's inevitable

How do you feel, Dalang?

What did the doctor say?

Maybe half a month later

is exactly what you want

You won't take it? Fine!

Please do it quickly, sir

Please spare me, Ms Wang!

really look like a couple

I promise! I promise you!

is indeed worth dying for

And I couldn't refuse her

What are you looking for?

I left something upstairs

They're talking nonsense!

My wife is a decent woman

Then where could they be?

Come on… Come in and sit!

belong to me, Ximen Qing?

I saw it with my own eyes

Get me… Get me some water

and everyone is to listen

Crisp pears! Crisp pears!

Forget about the payment…

Ms. Wang, serve some tea!

It's not hot now. Come on

her teahouse some time ago

I, Ximen Qing, fear no one

So it's all for that woman

that nasty dwarf going out

in comparison to you, babe

I know you're kind-hearted

not to fall foul of anyone

It's also not good for you

he will be fine in 20 days

I will go take it tomorrow

Let me get you a tangerine

But rumors are unstoppable

Where are you going, lady?

time to take your medicine

specially for your illness

Zhao Si's cattle was stolen

It's Wu Dalang's young wife

Mr. Ximen isn't an outsider

how could I explain to him?

She's not an ordinary woman

I know what I'm looking for

the only one who's deceived

No one will commit adultery

And I won't tell my brother

Or three to five days later

We're both in the same boat

After my brother comes back

my brother won't let you go

What do you mean, Ms. Wang?

You haven't left again, huh?

I really can't drink anymore

Please forgive us, Ms. Wang!

But it gets me into trouble!

before I hide it from Dalang

Dalang, you're off so early!

prepare tea and wine for you

I stay at home all day long!

You're brainwashing me again

With that old woman on guard

will alert them to flee away

I'm looking for Master Ximen

Please forgive my impulsive…

Yanggu County Ximen Pharmacy

Yanggu County Ximen Pharmacy

I think we'd better break up

Boil the medicine for me now

I'm about to die, I'm afraid

You must be joking, Ms. Wang

How can we possibly make it?

we'll sink or swim together!

I got you a new prescription

I just made a pot of good tea

He himself stole it, I guess!

Do you want some crisp pears?

Do not listen to those rumors

My wife has been well-behaved

there's no smoke without fire

You must promise me one thing

Please rest assured, Ms. Wang

what your brother taught you?

You don't find it humiliating

tell Brother-in-law about it?

Then, Mr. Ximen can flee away

Then there's only one way out

Ms. Wang, keep it down, please

so I won't get the blame later

If you make this promise to me

Neither can you fail Lady Pan!

Make me two pairs of bracelets

You're talking a load of crap!

And now you have no idea, huh?

Might as well go the whole way

The more, the better, of course

Thank you, Ms. Wang! Thank you!

That jerk kicked me in my chest

Give the money back to Lady Pan

If he sees Dalang in this state

does the medicine work for you?

What are you looking at, Dalang?

I'll go prepare good tea for you

Mr. Ximen, my encounter with you

he won't let you two go for sure

I'll go when my husband recovers

I will come to see you every day

Unless they're bold and reckless

Will you not meet me again then?

You can stay out of this trouble

Only in this way can we be saved

It's time for Dalang to come back

He went to see her again just now

The Jade Emperor's brother-in-law

filthy matchmaker for adulterers!

And do not charge her from now on

You brat! Mind your own business!

that he wouldn't tell his brother

to live with that Dalang forever?

If he didn't seduce you back then

It's a disaster waiting to happen

I'm asking you the same question!

I suggest this for your own good!

You have to do it no matter what!

You're right on time, Master Ximen

That Ximen Qing frequently visited

I invited you here to make clothes

You can't tell my husband about it

Please keep it a secret, Ms. Wang!

But what about her brother-in-law?

Everyone in Yanggu County knows it

Master Ximen has seduced his wife!

If you only listen to your brother

The Heavenly Queen's sworn brother

and he'll definitely cause trouble

just split up with that Ximen Qing

you'd be fine within 15 to 20 days

I haven't got all the medicine yet

My wife will bring me the medicine

That Wu Song is about to come back

To tell or not, it's all up to him

there wouldn't be such trouble now

You really can't wait at all, huh?

Sorry, but just let me do it myself

We can't let others see this scene!

Ms. Wang asked me to drink with her

I just wondered why that Ximen Qing

Did I ever do anything to fail you?

Whoever saw it with their own eyes?

Just keep being a fool as you like!

to split up with that Master Ximen?

Then what do you think I should do?

That Constable Wu will be back soon

But I'm afraid that you can't do it

You can leave as you please, darling

So long as your wrists can hold them

And my husband is about to come back

He's the biggest fool in this world!

went to visit old Wang so frequently

If it were someone else marrying you

Every day, I wash your clothes, cook

is a fate rooted in my previous life

Let's get Master Ximen here tomorrow

The cuffs of my dress are too tight!

Are you really not going to take it?

Let me help you wash your hands, lady

I will still let Dalang know about it

You're back to find someone, I assume

Do you have even a little conscience?

Sorry to have kept you waiting, lady!

Are you hiding anything fishy inside?

I'm here with you, babe! Don't worry!

has absolute power over Yanggu County

and leave the rest to Ms. Wang and me

Maybe you could even see him tonight!

And I can't get away with it, either!

and I'll give you a Letter of Divorce

experienced and sophisticated than me

Ms. Wang next door is calling me again

she's fixing one up with another again

I'm telling you out of good intentions

Please have some food before you leave

An ugly wife is a gift to every family

almost all pharmacies in Yanggu County

Sorry to have kept you waiting, Dalang

just marry her and bring her back home

Do not do it furtively all in my house

Then what else do you think we can do?

It has nothing to do with you! Go away!

Please feel free to go buy it, Ms. Wang

I've been crazy for you for a long time

I would do everything you ask me to do!

That's the end of this wonderful affair

You should sit up, have a bite at least

Master Ximen! Why did you come so late?

Please bear with it for a while, Dalang

I'm going to fetch you the medicine now

Help me get good treatment and medicine

The tea I made for you is already cold!

Where did this old woman get this money?

It depends on how much material you want

Once it's ignited, nothing could stop it

I made a bowl of ginseng soup for Dalang

You've got me in deep trouble, Mr. Ximen

and I will soon be cured after taking it

Those pears were for Mr. Ximen for free!

Could you please alter the dress for me?

I won't forget your great help, Ms. Wang

-Come on, have some more -Leave it to me

So you can't fail Mr. Ximen in the future

Maybe she'll bring disaster in the future

I've had a bad feeling since this morning

I won't walk on the street with you again

Look what you've done, you old nasty hag!

Feel free to ask me for anything you need

Babe! I've been missing you all the time!

I was never meant to be together with you

let's peddle on the street together again

she's going to meet that Ximen Qing again

I'm going to boil the medicine for Dalang

leaving me to speak to that Wu Song alone

So only one thing can keep him silent now

I do have enough arsenic in my pharmacies

He lives right on this Purple Stone Street

Mr. Ximen, come in and take a seat, please

Everyone on our street knows it except you

When he was about to leave, he reminded me

The King of Hell is your husband, I assume!

could you go to my home to check it for me?

The cuffs of that dress I asked you to make

Close up the store to check inventory today

But this crushing pain in my chest is just…

I don't want to leave you even for a second

I forgot to buy some fruit to cure hangovers

I will keep this affair a secret from Dalang

I'm afraid something devastating will happen

Be particularly careful in looking after him

Just claim that Dalang died of heart disease

entering old Wang's teahouse with my own eyes

It's perfect to take it while it's still warm

All because Dalang married that kind of woman

You'll have your fill of romance and whatnots

Let Master Ximen marry you and bring you back

please enjoy this meal together with Mr. Ximen

And this gold one is for two pairs of earrings

I will fetch some medicine to help you recover

The patient should stay calm and not get angry

but Master Ximen, too, will be in deep trouble

Then what do you think we should do, Ms. Wang?

Then, Mr. Ximen, you must think the same, right?

I will surely pay you back with brilliant gifts!

so that you can be with each other day and night

I only regret that I'm not a woman of noble birth

For the sake of our years of marital relationship

Are you asking Master Ximen money for your pears?

One thing which can be found in Mr. Ximen's shops

Episode 18 Wu Dalang Catches the Adulterous Pair

but Commander Wu fought a tiger and is no pushover

One of you should go stop Wu Song from coming back

she would have cheated on you for a thousand times!

You're literally the most naive person in the world

Why do you forbid others to enter in broad daylight?

Mr. Ximen, if you really can't live without Lady Pan

We'd better stay out of other people's family affairs

We'll kill you if you don't keep your nose out of it!

The first priority now is to take medicine to recover

No virtuous woman would have an affair with Ximen Qing

You've benefited a lot, while making me your scapegoat!

and another one should prevent Dalang from disclosing it

I heard he has an affair with a harlot in the back street

Master Ximen, you are not afraid of the county magistrate

Even the county magistrate has to show some respect for me

Ms. Wang, are you going to help someone get married again?

In this way, all the problems will be solved in one swoop!

How I regret not listening to my brother when I should have

You should figure out a way as soon as possible, Mr. Ximen!

In this Yanggu County, I'm the one who tells right and wrong

I'd like to know how much it costs to make a pair of bracelets

It's easy to cure external wounds but internal ones are tricky