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Water Margin
Water Margin
Water Margin
Water Margin
Water Margin
A TV Maxi-Series
Written by Shi Nai'an and Luo Guanzhong
Episode 17 Ms. Wang the Matchmaker
Wu Song, you want to drink it
but dare not do so
What are you afraid of?
You were not even afraid of a tiger
Let alone me
Ms. Wang
Wu Dalang
Still out there with such heavy snow?
How much more could you earn?
Leaving your pretty wife home unattended
don't you worry?
I don't
My wife is all right at home
I don't believe it
Women always miss their men
Sister-in-law, please stop joking
You really don't understand my heart?
Or have you never been with a woman?
Please behave yourself
Don't get me wrong
Just don't think me as your sister-in-law
Always use your brother as an excuse
In the world
not many can kill a tiger bare-handed
Ms. Wang
what kind of woman
do you think my brother should marry?
You want to find someone for your brother?
People should get married when they grow up
As his elder brother, how can I not help him?
I just don't know which girl
would be so lucky
It's hard to find one in Yanggu County
Then, where to find one?
Not in the Capital, either
Well…
Dalang
go above to the Heaven Palace
and find the fairy called Chang'e on the moon
Maybe not even she deserves your brother
Ms. Wang
please don't mock me
I'm serious about this
And I'm also serious about what I just said
I dare not intervene
in your brother's matters
I, Wu Song
am not an animal
Don't say such things
What have I done to you?
Every day I take care of
you and your brother
If I were dissolute
would I stay by your brother's side all this time?
I admire you
and it turns out to be wrong
And now I get chided
Honey
I'm home
You are so late
The dishes are all cold
I asked your brother to eat some first
but he wouldn't
Dalang, wash your hands
Brother, why didn't you eat some?
No need to wait for me
Brother-in-law
please warm the wine for me
You just washed your hand
Don't do that
Leave it
Brother, let's eat
Eat
Here, try this
Why don't you eat, honey?
I caught some cold last night
and my stomach doesn't feel well
I had a few cups of warm wine
I don't feel like eating now
Thank you for taking care of us day after day
Such hard work
Dalang, no need to say that
Just enjoy
Brother
enjoy the food
Lately there's too much work in the office
piled from dawn to dusk
I want to move to the office and stay there for a while
The soldiers will prepare my meals
so I won't have to trouble my sister-in-law
Brother
why would you do that?
If I didn't take good care of you
please bear with me
You're a big person with a big heart
No grudges stay in your open mind
Horses can even run on your wide chest
Surely you can find a way to forgive me
There's indeed too much urgent work
I have to leave here
Should I beg you to stay?
Your sister-in-law is trying so hard
Don't go
I've made up my mind
My brother works for the government
His official business is important
It's nothing personal
Just let him go
It's your brother
He can do whatever he likes
Brother, please take care
I was wondering why you wanted to find your brother a girl
I understand now
What are you talking about?
So, which one of them started the squabble?
My brother has work to do in the office
He'll be back in a few days
It must be your wife
Dalang
Your brother forgot to take his warm clothes
Bring them to him now
Master Ximen
Sir, here
Come on in
Take a rest and have some tea
Here, sir, please sit here
Sir
you want to be hit again?
Master Ximen, do you fancy someone?
But she's a well-behaved lady
Ms. Wang, you're saying
I'm not a well-behaved man?
Sir, if you are
then I am also a virgin
Ms. Wang
will you deliver a message for me?
Wu Dalang might be heedless
but his brother is a tiger-killing hero
He's home every day
You are not afraid
but I am
Sir
what about the burial cloth I asked you for?
Yesterday I saw Commander Wu
with a sharp sword at his side
He always likes practicing martial arts
Have you told Commander Wu
that I want to get trained by him
Why? That only invites troubles
So that I won't get bullied
You'll be fine as long as you don't provoke others
I don't think so
Before Commander Wu came here
people pushed you around
After he got here, nobody dares to mess with you
Even I benefit from that
Steamed buns
Crisp pears
Steamed buns
Honey
haven't started cooking yet?
What time is it?
You're not feeling well today
I'll cook
Later I'll get a doctor for you
and some herbal soups
Please visit the yamen later
and ask your brother to come back
This can wait after you get better
People are pointing their fingers at me
and you don't care about that
Your brother must think I don't want him here
and resent me
I'm taking all the blame here
My brother is busy with work
He'll be back in a few days
Why would you…
Brother, sister-in-law
I'm back
You see
He's back
Brother-in-law, you're back
Here
It's alright
I was just asking your brother
to get you back from the office
That's right
She was telling me to get you home
You guys talk
I'll prepare some food and wine
No need to prepare food. I've got a roasted goose
Just get some wine
Sure
When you were away
your brother missed you so much
We are a family
If somehow I have slighted you
please do forgive me
Just move back tomorrow
Your sister-in-law is right
I'll fill up your cup, too, sister-in-law
Please
Please both drink your wine
I'm here
to say goodbye to you
Where are you going?
The Magistrate is sending me on a business trip
which'll take a couple of months
After I leave
brother, you must guard well the "entrance"
And this toast is to you, sister-in-law
I don't deserve this toast
My brother is too meek and kind
He's now living in happiness because of you
I'll drink this for you
Brother, you don't have to do this
We are a family
Sister-in-law, you're a smart person
The saying goes
well-planted fences keep wild dogs away
Wu Song, please speak straightforward
No need to beat around the bushes
I've never done anything wrong to your brother
My brother doesn't mean that
If you despise me so much
don't come here again
lest it's beneath you, a commander
Please don't misunderstand me
Brother, stay
It's getting late
I have to hit the road now
After I leave
please start your days late and come home early
Don't argue with any rascals
and wait until I get back
Until you get back
Please keep in mind that
I'll take my leave now
Sister-in-law
I'm going
Please take care, brother
Brother
take care
Don't worry
Commander Wu, a long journey ahead?
Steamed buns
Crisp Pears
Steamed buns
Stop
Go get two steamed buns
Two buns
Thank you, sir
I blame you
for not telling me
that Commander Wu has left
He's off with official business
Why would I tell you?
You wouldn't do what I told you
When he's back
I'll tell him myself
He's gonna be away for over two months
Will he stay with you after coming back?
Steamed buns
Should I wait here for you, sir?
You can all go back
Alright. Let's go
Master Ximen, be careful with your neck
What would you like to drink?
Two bowls of plum soup for me
I've been a matchmaker all my life
I wonder which one do you want?
I'm asking for soup and you talk about matchmaking
What are you thinking?
You don't have to say anything and I know
Her brother-in-law just left a couple of days ago
and you are here now
You can't hide your intentions from me
How would I know Wu Song has gone?
Commander Wu is gone indeed
but Dalang is guarding his home every day
Don't fool me
I just saw him
Such a huge silver ingot
I couldn't possibly break it
No need
Just help me, Ms. Wang
Besides matchmaking, I can also procure girls
Be it aboveboard or shady
I'm capable of anything
I just wonder
how I can help you, sir?
You've got sharp eyes
Surely you know
To be honest with you
since that day I got hit by her
my heart and soul seem
to have been taken away by her
Ms. Wang, please try to speak up for me with her
Sir
I'd rather get you
two bowls of thick ginger tea
If you can help me
I would spend ten taels of silver
covering your coffin expenses
Sir, you are so good at joking
Who do you take me for?
You are back early today
My brother told me to go out late and come home early
What else did he tell you?
Nothing else
He really has you under his thumb
My brother's words are in my best interest
Not that I'm afraid to carry any infamy
it's just not everyone is able to pull it off
There're five things you need
What are they?
Please tell me
First
you need to have a handsome face
to make it work
Ms. Wang
do you think I am plain?
Second
you need to be well-endowed
That's not a problem
What about the third?
The third is money
And the fourth is patience
patience with perseverance
You can't be hasty
Fifth
you need to have enough spare time
Okay
I have all these five things
Now I just need you to arrange a meeting with her
As long as you're willing to spend money
I've got a plan
I do have some money
But Ms. Wang, you can't fool me
My plan works like a charm
Are you willing to go with it?
Just tell me now
You buy a bolt of white plain silk, a bolt of blue silk
a bolt of white damask silk, and ten taels of fine brocade
and bring them to me
Of course
My homage to you
And then?
Three days later
you dress well
At noon
listen carefully to my coughs
Why three days later?
Sir, if you don't want to do it
take your money back now
I'll do as you say
Crisp pears
Crisp pears
Crisp pears
It's still early. Stop yelling
What does my yelling have to do with you?
You skinny monkey
The couple are sleeping now
Stop yelling
Crisp pears. Crisp pears
It's late now
You're still here
No hurry
It's still early
My brother told me to…
Your brother's words are laws?
A man staying at home all day
is such an unpleasant sight
Ms. Wang
Ms. Wang, what's up?
Dalang is still at home?
Ms. Wang, what's going on?
Well
I want to borrow a calendar
to pick a good day for dress-making
Go get it
We do have one
Ms. Wang, why do you need to pick a date for that?
Right
A patron
has given me some fabrics
I want to prepare
some burial clothes for myself in advance
Just in case they might be needed unexpectedly
Ms. Wang
Thank you
It's easy to pick a good date
but not so easy to find a good tailor
What a headache!
My wife is good at needlework
How dare I ask for that
Now that Dalang, you mentioned it
I wonder if your wife has time to spare
Sure, we'd like to help
I'm home every day and bored
If you find my work acceptable
I'll help you
Thank you, madam
It's all right. Let her do it
A good neighbor is indeed a blessing
You have not only good hands but also a good heart
I am so lucky
Ms. Wang, you keep talking
I'm leaving now
Ms. Wang
Ms. Wang
Where are your fabrics?
If I brought my fabrics here
my tea house would be left unattended
Why not go to my place
to drink some tea and do the work?
It's better than staying home all day
If you don't want to leave home
fearing the others' gossip
then I'll just…
Ms. Wang
Ms. Wang
let's go this way
Sure
My brother
told me to leave home late
and go back early, before he left
Don't use Commander Wu as an excuse
You think I don't know
You just don't want to leave your wife
alone at home
You know nothing
Steamed buns
Crisp pears
Fine fabrics indeed
Jinlian, you've got a good eye
Jinlian
have some tea
This patron of mine
is really a rich man
His home is loaded with gold and silver
beyond your imagination
You might think I'm lying if I tell you
these fabrics
are like a grain of sand on a beach, compared to his wealth
Why are you looking at me like that?
When I look at you
I'm reminded that thirty years ago
I might not have a face as pretty as yours
but I was so popular in Yanggu County
But my marriage was a pity
Then, I led a life of depression and poverty
Although I'm running this tea house now
it's no different from those beggars on the street
Nevertheless
my husband
short-lived as he was
brought me great sensual pleasure
So, my younger years weren't wasted
In this sense, my life wasn't so bad
Ms. Wang
Oh, it's him
Ms. Wang
I haven't seen you for days
Speak of the devil
We were just talking about you, sir
Come on in
Ms. Wang, you have a visitor now
Sir, have some tea here
Sure
Sir
The fabrics you gave me last year
were indeed the best
I want to get the best out of them
so I asked Jinlian to help
So, you both help in your own way
Jinlian
this is the one I just mentioned
Master Ximen
I wonder which family this lady is from
It didn't hurt much that day
and you forgot
I didn't mean what I did that day
Please forgive me
It was nothing
I'm…
Sir
This sir
never bears any grudge
Come on, sir
Sit there and have some tea
Here
Sit here
Get the lady some good tea, too
Don't bother
Ms. Wang
you talk with the master
I'll go back and do the needlework
All right
If you want to
I won't keep you here
This needlework is not urgent
Come back another day
Jinlian
see you
Lady
Master Ximen, anything you'd like to drink?
I was going to talk to her
and you sent her away
Why is that?
You are not a rookie
This sort of thing takes time
So I come again tomorrow?
Tomorrow
I want to have Yao Er make me a pair of bracelets
How large do you want them to be?
Dalang
Time to get up
Dalang
No need to hurry
Hurry
I've got everything prepared
I said no need to hurry
Hurry and get up
Dalang
Get up
Everything is ready
I told you. No need to hurry
My terrible timing
Sorry to disturb you again
So good you are here, sir
I was going to talk to you
Ms. Wang, you talk to him
I'm taking the work home
I can't inconvenience both of you
Lady, you and Ms. Wang continue
I'll go
Neither of you wants to stay
What a terrible hostess I am!
You are both helping me
and destined to meet here
You should drink a few more today
And I should be the one leaving
I'll get some wine and food
as a thank-you token to both of you
All right
I've got some money here
Jinlian
please be his company on my behalf
I'll be back soon
Don't get up. Sit
May I ask your age?
Sir
I'm 23 years old
I'm five years older
Why not sit and talk?
Sir, you're noble and I'm lowly
I don't deserve your politeness
Could I know who your husband is?
My husband
is Wu Dalang, a steamed buns seller
So unfair
What's that?
I think it's unfair to you
Sorry that my words were unpleasant
to the ear
That's all right
It is kind of embarrassing
Lady, please sit
Here
Since you hit me that day
my soul has been missing a part
Sir, you made it sound like
I did it on purpose
On purpose or not, it's our destiny
Sir, you are making fun of me
I mean it
To be honest with you
I had a dream yesterday…
You two are having a good time
Have a few more drinks
Ms. Wang
I haven't done any needlework yet
I don't deserve your kindness
Jinlian, this can wait till tomorrow
Just do it tomorrow
Yes indeed
Honey
Honey
where did you have your wine?
Just at Ms. Wang's place next door
It's fine to do the needlework for her
No need to take advantage of her
If she invites you again
you should pay her for that
What's wrong, honey?
Torrents of the river surge forward
Stars shine bright in the sky
Shine bright! Drink with lifelong friends
Set off without delay
We've got everything in our hearts!
Everything in our hearts! Never look back!
Without hesitation, we stand out whenever we see injustice
Strike a fatal blow! It's our journey in this world!
Hey…
Without hesitation, we stand out whenever we see injustice
Strike a fatal blow! It's our journey in this world!
Torrents of the river surge forward
Stars shine bright in the sky
Shine bright! Rich or poor, let's drink together
Set off without delay
We've got everything in our hearts!
Everything in our hearts! Never look down!
Without hesitation, we stand out whenever we see injustice
Strike a fatal blow! It's our journey in this world!
Hey…
Without hesitation, we stand out whenever we see injustice
Strike a fatal blow! It's our journey in this world!
Hey…
Without hesitation, we stand out whenever we see injustice
Strike a fatal blow! It's our journey in this world!
Without hesitation, we stand out whenever we see injustice
Strike a fatal blow! It's our journey in this world!
Hey…
Without hesitation, we stand out whenever we see injustice
Strike a fatal blow! It's our journey in this world!
I'll be Jinlian's company
Next on Water Margin
and you can leave it all to me, Ms. Wang
Don't let others see this
I had you over to do needlework
What's wrong, Dalang?
Leave! If you keep yelling, I'll slap you
You're not going anywhere
Dalang, don't do it
Episode 18 Wu Dalang Catching Adultery in the Act To Be Continued
Get out of my way!
Dalang!
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