Original subtitles

Welcome aboard Baltic Charisma!

Congratulations!

–I promise not to run away. –I have to find something to eat.

–My name is Göran. –Marianne.

–He promised not to drink. –He's not the only one who drinks.

–The captain can marry us. –Sorry. Sorry, Vince.

I hope to see as many people as possible at Star Live Karaoke tonight.

–You dropped something. –It's not mine.

We'll probably arrange a piss test.

Help.

Walter?

Are you scared, or not?

It seems so.

Hello there, little sailors!

–Then it was closing time. –Stella, come.

You can come back tomorrow and play more. Time to go to bed.

Oh... Well, where are your mom and dad, then?

My father is dead.

Yeah... Okay.

Come on.

Now comes a star that you have seen in the Eurovision Song Contest!

Dan Appelgren!

Like a fever in my heart, your love is full of heat

You make me sick, but without pain on fever clouds so light

I just want your body

I am infected by your smile.

There is no stopping this disease.

Can't stop this from happening

Like a fever in my heart, you set me on fire

Don't want a doctor, don't want a prescription

I don't want to be cured, even though it might be crazy.

I burn when you hold me...

–Walter? –What are you doing?

Excuse.

Please. Please, Vince.

Vince, can we talk? Please?

Go ahead. Talk.

Sorry. I mean it. I was just... surprised.

That was the whole point. No hassle, no family drama.

–You had fun working here, didn't you? –I was...

I was so young then.

Sure, I have fun memories, but I felt crappy at the time.

This is the last place I want to get married. Look around.

Do you even want to get married?

–Yes... –No, no.

I haven't been completely honest with you.

Are you awake too?

Do you miss me too?

Are you naked too?

Should I crawl down to your place?

Like a fever in my heart you set me on fire

Don't want a doctor, I don't want a prescription

I don't want to be cured, even though it might be crazy.

I burn when you hold...

Burns when you hold...

I said, I burn when you hold my hand

THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR

Who is it?

–You forgot this one. –Thank you.

What are you doing? What are you watching?

–Haven't we already seen this? –No, it's a prequel.

Yeah, okay.

A big strong one, thank you!

–Are you here alone? –How so?

No, I... I just think it seemed that way.

I was supposed to go with a friend, but she had made the wrong date.

She thought it was another day, so she never came.

–How sad. –Yes.

For her.

Yes, then we thank you for the interesting version of "Sloop John B".

Thank you very much.

Then it was time for the next shooting star here at Starlight Karaoke tonight.

Well...

Gunilla Gudmundsson! Welcome to the stage!

Hello. I just have to say: you should have won the Schlager Festival.

Think I agree.

Yes... What are you going to sing for us tonight?

I'm going to sing "My darling, you are like a rose".

We have very fond memories of it, my husband and I.

–And we are here celebrating our golden wedding anniversary. –Nämen, look there, look there!

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, huh? If only we could all be that happy.

Then I think we should give Gunilla a really warm round of applause. The stage is yours!

Not them.

Hang up. You're not funny.

LUMBER

Be careful. Damn...

You... I'm just not sure we want the same thing.

–Do you understand how embarrassing that was? –Sorry.

You should have told me!

And I will love you, even when the earth lies dead

My darling, you are like a rose...

You'll soon be free from this.

I talked to the captain, he wants to see you tomorrow.

You're going to give a urine sample.

Now you're happy, huh? Huh? Are you?

Can you get out of here? I'm working, damn it.

–Just stick. Just stick. –I won't bother.

the sweetest music, my beloved you are

Yes! Thank you so much, Gunilla!

Albin? Have you ever been in love?

No, I don't think so.

If you had been, you would know.

But there are some I like.

–What then? Girls then, right? –Yes, that's clear.

It's not clear, is it?

–Hey, I've thought of something. –Yes?

Can Mårten and Sara still have sex? When she's in a wheelchair.

Seriously, I wonder. Can she?

–Nah, stop... –I'm not allowed to wonder, am I?

DOOR OPENS

This treatment needs to be booked in advance.

How can I help you?

–I'm looking for my son. –Has he gone missing?

It was sad. But don't worry, we'll find him. We always do.

–How old is he? –Ten years old.

I'll notify the guards. I need your name and cabin number–

–his name, of course, and then your mobile number.

Take it easy.

We'll find someone.

Am I disturbing you?

You two...

Oj.

You should always take care of each other.

–Promise me now. –Yes, we promise.

No... No, you have to fucking promise, I hear you mean it.

Say it with a little bit of poise now.

Aren't you going to bed, Dad? You're pretty tired, aren't you?

Yes... You're damn right. I'm so damn tired.

I try and try, but it just keeps going wrong. Right?

That's not true.

You're ashamed of me.

I see you do.

Maybe it's just as well that I jump overboard.

Yes, do it.

Albin, she is just like her mother.

–I'm thinking of turning everyone against me. –You're doing it so well yourself.

At least Albin has a father who cares about him.

–That's more than you have. –Come on, Albin.

We don't need to listen to this.

Thus...

What are you staying for, then?

Go run after Lo. She hasn't been heard from in over a year–

–but I'm the villain here, right?

Fan.

Brides, huh?

What the...?

–Do you want to dance? –No, I don't usually dance.

No, but we can change that.

Or... if you want.

How did you meet, then?

We're just a bunch of old guys who shoot hoops.

And once a year we take the ferry to feel a little younger!

–Does it work? –Maybe a little well sometimes.

The first time we cruised, it was after the Estonia sank.

And we all probably had a little too much on our plate.

So they made a bet with me.

–It was his idea. –Okay, sorry.

To make a long story short, I showered with my clothes on.

And then he ran out into the corridor, completely soaked, and then he screamed:

"The bow visor is open! The bow visor is open!"

–So I got dumped on Åland late. –Yeah, damn it...

–Are you okay, or what? –People must have absolutely panicked.

So, we wouldn't do something like that today.

But you're laughing about it now.

And...

Sorry.

So, I...

I like that you say no. We're not always so tidy.

–No... –Sorry.

It must be time-barred.

–Cheers. –Cheers.

–Cheers! –Cheers to you!

Hey, that's enough. Come on.

Listen!

Come on.

DEEP SNORE

–Do you see any icebergs, or what? –I almost dropped my phone!

–Sorry. –Yes... Please remind me of Titanic.

You, Dad didn't mean what he said. He was just tired.

He wasn't tired, Albin. He was drunk.

Thus...

Speaking of packed.

Yes, that's not where Dad is anyway.

–Calle! –Hello.

It wasn't yesterday.

–Where do you have your fiancé somewhere, then? –Can I get something stronger?

Yeah! Oh, oh, oh!

Then it was time for the next star of the evening here at Starlight Karaoke.

So, welcome to the stage...

Article.

Yes. Hi, Madde.

Yes, you're recognizable. The songbird from Bollerup.

–Skåne forever! –Yes, yes, yes!

What are you going to sing for us tonight?

Tonight I'm going to sing "Tiger". With Abba.

Yep, that's a good fit, it's a pain in the ass for you.

–Yes, sir! –Yes... Well, that's great, Madde.

–The stage is yours. –Thank you, Dan.

The city is a jungle, you'd better take care

Never walk alone after midnight

If you don't believe it, you'd better beware of me

I am behind you, I always find you, I am the tiger

Yellow eyes are glowing like the neon lights

Yellow eyes, the spotlights of the city nights

I am behind you, I always find you, I am the tiger

People who fear me never go near me, I am the tiger

Fuck!

I am behind you, I always find you, I am the tiger

Yellow eyes are glowing like the neon lights

I am behind you, I always find you

I am the tiger, tiger, tiger!

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Jävlar.

Now we need to catch our breath, huh?

Oh, oh, oh! Wow, wow, wow! Huh?

What a fucking singing voice, Bollerup! Oh my God, thank you so much.

–Are you going to leave already? –Sorry, old lady.

It'll just be a quickie.

Yes... Hey, don't be shy now. Come up to the stage and register.

Maybe you have someone special you want to sing a love song to?

Because you know that everyone can sing.

Okay. Oh...

The next star here is...

I really think you blew my sinuses out.

GLASS CRATTLES

Damn, watch out!

Listen...

Listen, you have to get off the stage.

So, it's so nice to have Dan Appelgren there.

–Here you go. –Thank you.

–You really hate him. –Mm.

But now he's smoking.

Call the guards! Call the guards, for fuck's sake!

He's crushing him! He's going to die!

Yes, you've seen a lot about him online.

I have taken care of crying girls who were no older than my daughter.

And...

This is a good place to work. But now it's going to be better.

–Cheers. –Cheers.

Radio: Pia, four?

–Pia here. –There's some drunken brawl at Starlight.

–Watch out! –He's fucking sick in the head!

–Get your claws out! –Throw him overboard!

–Are you okay? –Do I look okay, or not?

But God, we have to put that out there.

You got everything, right?

–Are you satisfied now? –But God...

No, you'll never be satisfied.

Sing and dance like a fucking clown, night after night...

You guys are so fucking pathetic with your bad taste, your petty little dreams.

I don't give a damn about this now, you hear me? I fucking give a damn about it!

I hope the whole damn boat sinks and every single bastard drowns!

Healthy dude...

Walter!

–Albin... –Yes?

Sorry I haven't heard from you in so long.

But you, it's calm.

You know you can always come and visit us?

You can also come to us whenever you want.

Come on.

–Are we there yet? –We are at Åland.

Yes, they have to stop here to sell duty free on board.

Yes, there is always a way to get around the rules and...

Yes.

I haven't smoked since the 80s.

I haven't had that much fun since then either.

I'm having a hard time imagining that.

How quiet it is.

Yes.

–The engines have stopped. –Yes.

–You, I thought... –Yes?

Shall we... go to your cabin?

So we can be a little to ourselves.

Well...

I'm a little tired. I... I think I'll go to bed.

Yes... No, sorry if I misunderstood something...

–No, no, no. It doesn't matter. –I thought...

Good night.

He looks so calm now. Is it some kind of a mishap?

Or maybe he's just rambling.

–What should we do? –You know what Antti will say.

Shouldn't he be allowed to come to the hospital?

The shipping company doesn't like it. It gives a bad reputation–

–and we get a hell of a lot of paperwork later. Nah.

–But what if it's something serious? –That's why we have a nurse on board.

–On the course they said... –Hopefully he'll go away soon.

He wakes up with a fucking hangover and can go home and get married.

Yes, it would be nice if someone could do that.

–I'm kidding... –That was stupid of me. Come on.

–Keep an eye on him. –I'll fix it.

Dear passengers, we are now leaving Åland and continuing towards Helsinki.

Walter. Now you've had your little fun.

–But that's enough. No more games. –Who decides?

The ancients are hunting us for what you did.

–Why should I obey their old rules? –If they take you, there's nothing I can do.

–They will kill you. –They have to catch me first.

It's too late anyway. It's spread.

–Have you done another one? –No. Not me.

Walter!

Sorry, he said you guys had talked about getting married.

But I should have understood that you didn't want to get married here.

It's not your fault.

All of a sudden he wanted to have children. Out of nowhere.

And I...

I walked around waiting for it to go away, that desire.

That he wouldn't want it, all of a sudden.

I know, I'm so fucking afraid of conflict.

–I didn't say that. –No, you didn't have to say that.

At least he knows now. I told him.

How did it go?

Not so good.

The most...

I'm not going to punish you, but we have to stop the infection.

The best.

We must trust each other.

–We only have each other. –That's not enough.

I don't care about their stupid rules. Not anymore.

No. No. No. – Help! She's hurting me!

But what are you doing?!

Hello, what are you doing?

Hello, little friend. Is everything okay?

–Radio: Pia, Pia, Vida. –Pia, sir.

–A little guy needs your help. –I'm in the middle of something.

Yes, although Antti said you and the cub have to take it now.

Okay. I'm on my way.

Sorry, you know how it is.

Hey... You will solve this.

Maybe not tonight and probably not tomorrow–

–but it will work out, I promise.

–Pia, Pia, Vida. –I'm on my way.

–Should we try to talk to your mother? –Bosse?

What do we have here?

Vida said there was a mother here looking for her son.

It seems like she's the one who hurt him.

SOMETHING CRASHES Calm down! You're not allowed to have alcohol here.

My name is Pia and I'm a security guard on the ship. What's your name?

–Walter. –Walter. What a nice name.

–What happened? –I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.

That's great. But I'm almost like a police officer, so you can trust me.

They said someone was mean to you.

–Who was it? Was it your mother? –It was my fault she got angry.

It doesn't matter. Did she hurt you?

Okay. Does she do that often?

–I would like to talk to her. –No.

Do you know any other adults on board?

–It's always just me and mom. –I understand. Wait here for a moment.

Boss, take a description of the mother and see if you got her name.

–I'll take the boy to the fair. –I'll fix it.

–You have to tell me exactly what you saw. –Yes...

Hell!

Yes!

Dan. Dan, Dan! How are you?

–What fucking bad luck with that crazy guy. –Bad luck? He was after me.

There's a fucking hallabaloo on the internet. Check it out.

your bad taste, your petty little fucking dreams!

It won't be long before the shit is out on Aftonbladet.

–How much have you actually taken? –Screw it.

Fuck.

Hello. What are you doing here?

Only staff are allowed here. Staff only.

Death has got a hold on us

And life is just a holding cell

to keep us occupied before our final day

Though it's over you don't know

that there's no time to say it all

I'll see you on the other side when I leave it all behind

You and I are going to have some fun.