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Welcome to today's show.
Welcome to today's show.
Welcome to today's show. >> My name is Don Sh. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
>> My name is Don Sh. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
>> My name is Don Sh. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, later on,
FOR YOU TONIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, later on,
FOR YOU TONIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, later on, I'm going to be joined by civil rights
I'm going to be joined by civil rights
I'm going to be joined by civil rights attorney Cherylyn Eiffel is going to be
attorney Cherylyn Eiffel is going to be
attorney Cherylyn Eiffel is going to be joining us.
>> I'm excited to tell you we're going to
>> I'm excited to tell you we're going to
>> I'm excited to tell you we're going to break down all the Met Gala looks
>> and if time permits, the erosion of
>> and if time permits, the erosion of
>> and if time permits, the erosion of voting rights in America. All right.
voting rights in America. All right.
voting rights in America. All right. Uh as I'm not at the Met Gala tonight,
Uh as I'm not at the Met Gala tonight,
Uh as I'm not at the Met Gala tonight, wasn't invited.
My invite was rescended
My invite was rescended
My invite was rescended in like 1997,
but I didn't this year. Apparently, my
but I didn't this year. Apparently, my
but I didn't this year. Apparently, my body is quote
body is quote
body is quote not compatible.
As you get older, your body changes.
As you get older, your body changes.
As you get older, your body changes. You know what I don't uh look good in
You know what I don't uh look good in
You know what I don't uh look good in anymore is um pictures. I think
anymore is um pictures. I think
anymore is um pictures. I think point is this. Uh ladies and gentlemen,
point is this. Uh ladies and gentlemen,
point is this. Uh ladies and gentlemen, obviously the big news continues to be
obviously the big news continues to be
obviously the big news continues to be our situationship with Iran. Is it a
our situationship with Iran. Is it a
our situationship with Iran. Is it a war? Is it a ceasefire? Are we friends
war? Is it a ceasefire? Are we friends
war? Is it a ceasefire? Are we friends with bombits? I don't know.
with bombits? I don't know.
with bombits? I don't know. Because, as you know, Friday marked the
Because, as you know, Friday marked the
Because, as you know, Friday marked the expiration of the 60-day free trial
expiration of the 60-day free trial
expiration of the 60-day free trial period presidents get to do wars. After
period presidents get to do wars. After
period presidents get to do wars. After 60 days, the president must ask
60 days, the president must ask
60 days, the president must ask Congress, who then decides, are we
Congress, who then decides, are we
Congress, who then decides, are we subscribing
or
or
or are we just going to use Israel's
are we just going to use Israel's
are we just going to use Israel's password?
SO, AS YOU CAN
SO, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, it's going to be
SO, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, it's going to be
SO, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, it's going to be big news when Trump asks for official
big news when Trump asks for official
big news when Trump asks for official permission.
permission.
permission. >> Trump signaling he will not seek
>> Trump signaling he will not seek
>> Trump signaling he will not seek official permission from Congress to
official permission from Congress to
official permission from Congress to extend the war with Iran.
extend the war with Iran.
extend the war with Iran. >> What?
He's not going to seek official
He's not going to seek official
He's not going to seek official permission.
permission.
permission. I was kind of under the impression THAT
I was kind of under the impression THAT
I was kind of under the impression THAT THAT'S NOT HIS CHOICE,
THAT'S NOT HIS CHOICE,
THAT'S NOT HIS CHOICE, that it would be, I don't know, illegal.
that it would be, I don't know, illegal.
that it would be, I don't know, illegal. Then I remember Donald Trump doesn't
Then I remember Donald Trump doesn't
Then I remember Donald Trump doesn't give a
give a
give a about legality or any accountability
about legality or any accountability
about legality or any accountability that may occur from said illegality.
that may occur from said illegality.
that may occur from said illegality. So much so that he felt confident
So much so that he felt confident
So much so that he felt confident confessing to said illegality in a
confessing to said illegality in a
confessing to said illegality in a speech in Florida on the day he was
speech in Florida on the day he was
speech in Florida on the day he was supposed to attain congressional
supposed to attain congressional
supposed to attain congressional approval. What they call a military
approval. What they call a military
approval. What they call a military operation. You know, they don't like the
operation. You know, they don't like the
operation. You know, they don't like the word war and they call it a military
word war and they call it a military
word war and they call it a military operation because that way you don't
operation because that way you don't
operation because that way you don't have a war, you don't have legal
have a war, you don't have legal
have a war, you don't have legal problems.
You almost you you almost have to admire
You almost you you almost have to admire
You almost you you almost have to admire the brazeness of a president just
the brazeness of a president just
the brazeness of a president just casually explaining just the thing how
casually explaining just the thing how
casually explaining just the thing how to get around our pesky uh uh laws.
to get around our pesky uh uh laws.
to get around our pesky uh uh laws. Just not a care in the world. It's like
Just not a care in the world. It's like
Just not a care in the world. It's like GOING UP TO A MCDONALD'S CASHIER. YEAH.
GOING UP TO A MCDONALD'S CASHIER. YEAH.
GOING UP TO A MCDONALD'S CASHIER. YEAH. I'm going to get a cup of water. Uh
I'm going to get a cup of water. Uh
I'm going to get a cup of water. Uh well, I say water. I It's because I
well, I say water. I It's because I
well, I say water. I It's because I don't like to use the word soda.
don't like to use the word soda.
don't like to use the word soda. If I say water, I get it for free. But
If I say water, I get it for free. But
If I say water, I get it for free. But to be clear, I will be drinking soda.
to be clear, I will be drinking soda.
to be clear, I will be drinking soda. But my plan is to use the word water to
But my plan is to use the word water to
But my plan is to use the word water to avoid any uh what you call payment
avoid any uh what you call payment
avoid any uh what you call payment problems.
Of course, Trump's plan only works if he
Of course, Trump's plan only works if he
Of course, Trump's plan only works if he has the discipline to maintain his
has the discipline to maintain his
has the discipline to maintain his assertion that we are in fact
assertion that we are in fact
assertion that we are in fact not in a war. You know, we're in a war.
SAME DAY, SAME PODIUM.
SAME DAY, SAME PODIUM.
SAME DAY, SAME PODIUM. Here's how I get around being a war.
Here's how I get around being a war.
Here's how I get around being a war. We're in a war. He's just sitting there.
We're in a war. He's just sitting there.
We're in a war. He's just sitting there. He It's like he's just looking the
He It's like he's just looking the
He It's like he's just looking the CASHIER IN THE EYE, FILLING UP HIS CUP
CASHIER IN THE EYE, FILLING UP HIS CUP
CASHIER IN THE EYE, FILLING UP HIS CUP WITH SODA.
I'm just going to get a little Mountain
I'm just going to get a little Mountain
I'm just going to get a little Mountain Dew, little Pepsi,
Dew, little Pepsi,
Dew, little Pepsi, little I don't know what the root beer
little I don't know what the root beer
little I don't know what the root beer one is. LITTLE MOUNTAIN DEW, LITTLE
one is. LITTLE MOUNTAIN DEW, LITTLE
one is. LITTLE MOUNTAIN DEW, LITTLE PEPSI, LITTLE BARKS,
little high sea. I'M GOING AROUND THEING
little high sea. I'M GOING AROUND THEING
little high sea. I'M GOING AROUND THEING WORLD.
WORLD.
WORLD. And by the way, it's all purposeful.
And by the way, it's all purposeful.
And by the way, it's all purposeful. These are not mistakes. These are the
These are not mistakes. These are the
These are not mistakes. These are the mockinations of genius. He'll tell you
mockinations of genius. He'll tell you
mockinations of genius. He'll tell you himself as he did this weekend.
himself as he did this weekend.
himself as he did this weekend. >> I'm the only president to take a
>> I'm the only president to take a
>> I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. You know, the first
cognitive test. You know, the first
cognitive test. You know, the first question is very easy. It's a lion, a
question is very easy. It's a lion, a
question is very easy. It's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say,
giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say,
giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, "Which one is the bear?
You're the only president to take the
You're the only president to take the
You're the only president to take the cognitive test." Let me ask you a
cognitive test." Let me ask you a
cognitive test." Let me ask you a question.
question.
question. Why do you think that is?
I don't know.
Why do you think that you're THE ONLY
Why do you think that you're THE ONLY
Why do you think that you're THE ONLY PRESIDENT THAT THAT HAPPENS TO? That for
PRESIDENT THAT THAT HAPPENS TO? That for
PRESIDENT THAT THAT HAPPENS TO? That for some reason every time you go to the
some reason every time you go to the
some reason every time you go to the doctor, which is a lot,
doctor, which is a lot,
doctor, which is a lot, the doctor is always like, "Hey, while
the doctor is always like, "Hey, while
the doctor is always like, "Hey, while you're here,
if you could come over here and and just
if you could come over here and and just
if you could come over here and and just explain very quickly which one of these
explain very quickly which one of these
explain very quickly which one of these is the bear.
But I I interrupted. I interrupted.
But I I interrupted. I interrupted.
But I I interrupted. I interrupted. Let's hear more about this totally
Let's hear more about this totally
Let's hear more about this totally believable test. You keep acing. They
believable test. You keep acing. They
believable test. You keep acing. They say, "Take a number. Any number." Okay,
say, "Take a number. Any number." Okay,
say, "Take a number. Any number." Okay, I'll take 99. Multiply times 9. Okay.
I'll take 99. Multiply times 9. Okay.
I'll take 99. Multiply times 9. Okay. Divide it by three. Good. Add 4,293.
Divide it by three. Good. Add 4,293.
Divide it by three. Good. Add 4,293. That's good. Divide by two. Subtract 93.
That's good. Divide by two. Subtract 93.
That's good. Divide by two. Subtract 93. Divide by nine. There aren't a lot of
Divide by nine. There aren't a lot of
Divide by nine. There aren't a lot of people that get it right. I got it
people that get it right. I got it
people that get it right. I got it right.
The the answer was a bear.
BUT NO, NO, IT LET ME NOT BE DISMISSIVE.
BUT NO, NO, IT LET ME NOT BE DISMISSIVE.
BUT NO, NO, IT LET ME NOT BE DISMISSIVE. NO, Trump is a regular Stephven Hawking.
NO, Trump is a regular Stephven Hawking.
NO, Trump is a regular Stephven Hawking. That's what it is. Although I thought
That's what it is. Although I thought
That's what it is. Although I thought the only thing they had in common was
the only thing they had in common was
the only thing they had in common was being in the Epstein files. But the
being in the Epstein files. But the
being in the Epstein files. But the important Oh,
important Oh,
important Oh, I apologize. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
I apologize. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
I apologize. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize. Too soon
or or should I say too soon?
>> Listen,
>> Listen,
>> Listen, if Punch the Monkey can handle it,
And by the way, the wild thing is Trump
And by the way, the wild thing is Trump
And by the way, the wild thing is Trump seems to be almost getting smarter with
seems to be almost getting smarter with
seems to be almost getting smarter with age because this is how he handled math
age because this is how he handled math
age because this is how he handled math questions 20 years ago on the Howard
questions 20 years ago on the Howard
questions 20 years ago on the Howard Stern show.
Stern show.
Stern show. >> All right, I'm going to ask you a tough
>> All right, I'm going to ask you a tough
>> All right, I'm going to ask you a tough question. Wharton School of Business.
question. Wharton School of Business.
question. Wharton School of Business. >> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> Yes. >> What's 17* 6?
>> What's 17* 6?
>> What's 17* 6? >> Come on.
>> Come on.
>> Come on. >> What is
>> What is
>> What is >> See, that's not a practical
>> See, that's not a practical
>> See, that's not a practical >> 94.
>> 94.
>> 94. That's not a practical application,
That's not a practical application,
That's not a practical application, though. Ivanka 17 * 6. It's 11. It's
though. Ivanka 17 * 6. It's 11. It's
though. Ivanka 17 * 6. It's 11. It's 11:12.
112 isn't a real number.
112 isn't a real number.
112 isn't a real number. That's two numbers just placed side by
That's two numbers just placed side by
That's two numbers just placed side by side.
side.
side. Guess it's the 2000's equivalent of 67.
Guess it's the 2000's equivalent of 67.
Guess it's the 2000's equivalent of 67. That's how it So, so I apologize. I know
That's how it So, so I apologize. I know
That's how it So, so I apologize. I know you're a genius. Try again.
you're a genius. Try again.
you're a genius. Try again. >> 112.
>> 112.
>> 112. >> 112.
>> 112.
>> 112. >> It is 112.
>> It is 112.
>> It is 112. >> 112.
>> 112.
>> 112. >> Yeah. So, that is a number, but it's
>> Yeah. So, that is a number, but it's
>> Yeah. So, that is a number, but it's still wrong.
still wrong.
still wrong. It's 102. BUT SOMEHOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
It's 102. BUT SOMEHOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
It's 102. BUT SOMEHOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS LATER, YOU'VE
BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS LATER, YOU'VE
BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS LATER, YOU'VE TURNED INTO A GENIUS. YOU'VE
TURNED INTO A GENIUS. YOU'VE
TURNED INTO A GENIUS. YOU'VE TURNED INTO A WORKINGASS JANITOR at MIT
TURNED INTO A WORKINGASS JANITOR at MIT
TURNED INTO A WORKINGASS JANITOR at MIT solving quadratics between mopping up.
solving quadratics between mopping up.
solving quadratics between mopping up. You know, I can't believe they ever gave
You know, I can't believe they ever gave
You know, I can't believe they ever gave Trump the FIFA math prize.
Trump the FIFA math prize.
Trump the FIFA math prize. So,
see, Trump is a special genius that sees
see, Trump is a special genius that sees
see, Trump is a special genius that sees himself above all traditional
himself above all traditional
himself above all traditional presidential limitations. He's not bound
presidential limitations. He's not bound
presidential limitations. He's not bound by our petty checks and balances and
by our petty checks and balances and
by our petty checks and balances and separations of powers. He has ignored 31
separations of powers. He has ignored 31
separations of powers. He has ignored 31 lower court decisions, not including 250
lower court decisions, not including 250
lower court decisions, not including 250 more rulings in immigration cases. He's
more rulings in immigration cases. He's
more rulings in immigration cases. He's festoned the people's house with
festoned the people's house with
festoned the people's house with trappings of a Versailles themed bar
trappings of a Versailles themed bar
trappings of a Versailles themed bar mitzvah. He has built a Kim Jong-unesque
mitzvah. He has built a Kim Jong-unesque
mitzvah. He has built a Kim Jong-unesque giant gold statue of himself at his
giant gold statue of himself at his
giant gold statue of himself at his Dorado golf course. He's going to be on
Dorado golf course. He's going to be on
Dorado golf course. He's going to be on ouring passports. our passport. Whenever
ouring passports. our passport. Whenever
ouring passports. our passport. Whenever you go abroad, WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL
you go abroad, WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL
you go abroad, WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL OVERSEAS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL A
OVERSEAS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL A
OVERSEAS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL A CUSTOMS OFFICER, I don't know him.
>> How out of control are Trump's royal
>> How out of control are Trump's royal
>> How out of control are Trump's royal ambitions? so bad that last week an
ambitions? so bad that last week an
ambitions? so bad that last week an actual king born of the lineage of kings
actual king born of the lineage of kings
actual king born of the lineage of kings we fought to establish our
we fought to establish our
we fought to establish our constitutional republic had to come back
constitutional republic had to come back
constitutional republic had to come back here to remind us to wake the up I
here to remind us to wake the up I
here to remind us to wake the up I come here today with the highest respect
come here today with the highest respect
come here today with the highest respect for the United States Congress this
for the United States Congress this
for the United States Congress this citadel of democracy created to
citadel of democracy created to
citadel of democracy created to represent the voice of all American
represent the voice of all American
represent the voice of all American people to advance sacred rights and
people to advance sacred rights and
people to advance sacred rights and freedoms.
freedoms.
freedoms. >> Oh No, you didn't.
>> Oh No, you didn't.
>> Oh No, you didn't. OH
OH
OH KING CHARLES COMING IN HOT.
FIRING ON ALL. WHAT'S THE BRITISH word
FIRING ON ALL. WHAT'S THE BRITISH word
FIRING ON ALL. WHAT'S THE BRITISH word for cylinders? I don't I don't. But you
for cylinders? I don't I don't. But you
for cylinders? I don't I don't. But you heard him. And then Charles did us dirty
heard him. And then Charles did us dirty
heard him. And then Charles did us dirty with a list of all the hard-fought
with a list of all the hard-fought
with a list of all the hard-fought constitutional principles. We are
constitutional principles. We are
constitutional principles. We are squandering. the principle that
squandering. the principle that
squandering. the principle that executive power is subject to checks and
executive power is subject to checks and
executive power is subject to checks and balances. The rule of law, the certainty
balances. The rule of law, the certainty
balances. The rule of law, the certainty of stable and accessible rules, an
of stable and accessible rules, an
of stable and accessible rules, an independent judiciary, delivering uh
independent judiciary, delivering uh
independent judiciary, delivering uh impartial justice. Let our two countries
impartial justice. Let our two countries
impartial justice. Let our two countries rededicate ourselves.
rededicate ourselves.
rededicate ourselves. >> All right. All right.
>> All right. All right.
>> All right. All right. It was all very powerful until you hit
It was all very powerful until you hit
It was all very powerful until you hit the rededicate
the separation of powers. that we MUST
the separation of powers. that we MUST
the separation of powers. that we MUST REDEDICATE.
REDEDICATE.
REDEDICATE. I'm going to stop you before you go full
I'm going to stop you before you go full
I'm going to stop you before you go full Tootsie Pop owl.
Tootsie Pop owl.
Tootsie Pop owl. Re How many licks must you give a
Re How many licks must you give a
Re How many licks must you give a country before we get to THE
BUT YOU HEARD HIM. YOU HEARD THE KING.
BUT YOU HEARD HIM. YOU HEARD THE KING.
BUT YOU HEARD HIM. YOU HEARD THE KING. HE'S JUST a boy
HE'S JUST a boy
HE'S JUST a boy standing in front of a Congress
standing in front of a Congress
standing in front of a Congress asking it TO REDIGATE.
asking it TO REDIGATE.
asking it TO REDIGATE. itself to the principles of
itself to the principles of
itself to the principles of constitutional checks and balances. BUT
constitutional checks and balances. BUT
constitutional checks and balances. BUT CONGRESS WON'T CONGRESS WON'T do that
CONGRESS WON'T CONGRESS WON'T do that
CONGRESS WON'T CONGRESS WON'T do that because they suck.
because they suck.
because they suck. >> Congress has completely abandoned any
>> Congress has completely abandoned any
>> Congress has completely abandoned any serious oversight of our military
serious oversight of our military
serious oversight of our military operation. They've still not passed a
operation. They've still not passed a
operation. They've still not passed a full budget. They've passed fewer laws
full budget. They've passed fewer laws
full budget. They've passed fewer laws than any Congress in the first year of a
than any Congress in the first year of a
than any Congress in the first year of a presidency in our history. They haven't
presidency in our history. They haven't
presidency in our history. They haven't done anything. Well, that that that's
done anything. Well, that that that's
done anything. Well, that that that's not totally fair.
not totally fair.
not totally fair. >> We have another bird alert and this time
>> We have another bird alert and this time
>> We have another bird alert and this time it involves something that happened on
it involves something that happened on
it involves something that happened on Capitol Hill. These birds were in the
Capitol Hill. These birds were in the
Capitol Hill. These birds were in the hot seat during a House hearing led by
hot seat during a House hearing led by
hot seat during a House hearing led by Idaho Republican Congressman Mike
Idaho Republican Congressman Mike
Idaho Republican Congressman Mike Simpson. The hearing was meant to
Simpson. The hearing was meant to
Simpson. The hearing was meant to highlight efforts to preserve these
highlight efforts to preserve these
highlight efforts to preserve these birds of prey.
That's what it is intended for. But
That's what it is intended for. But
That's what it is intended for. But instead, it ended in tragedy.
instead, it ended in tragedy.
instead, it ended in tragedy. Jump, Lindsay. Jump.
Jump, Lindsay. Jump.
Jump, Lindsay. Jump. Jump, boy.
Jump, boy.
Jump, boy. Here's the crazy part.
The Congress people still showing up for
The Congress people still showing up for
The Congress people still showing up for bird shows are the best of them. Some of
bird shows are the best of them. Some of
bird shows are the best of them. Some of these people don't show up for anything.
these people don't show up for anything.
these people don't show up for anything. GOP New Jersey Representative Tom Kaine
GOP New Jersey Representative Tom Kaine
GOP New Jersey Representative Tom Kaine Jr. hasn't voted since March 5th. Kaine
Jr. hasn't voted since March 5th. Kaine
Jr. hasn't voted since March 5th. Kaine has missed more than 50 votes. Top GOP
has missed more than 50 votes. Top GOP
has missed more than 50 votes. Top GOP leaders are in the dark. It's a mystery
leaders are in the dark. It's a mystery
leaders are in the dark. It's a mystery in the Capitol building. Fox contacted
in the Capitol building. Fox contacted
in the Capitol building. Fox contacted multiple members of the House GOP
multiple members of the House GOP
multiple members of the House GOP leadership. None had any idea about
leadership. None had any idea about
leadership. None had any idea about Kane's whereabouts. One member of the
Kane's whereabouts. One member of the
Kane's whereabouts. One member of the Republican brass told Fox that Kane's
Republican brass told Fox that Kane's
Republican brass told Fox that Kane's absence didn't worry them. Quote, "Until
absence didn't worry them. Quote, "Until
absence didn't worry them. Quote, "Until you called.
He's been gone for two months."
He's been gone for two months."
He's been gone for two months." Hey, you know the saying around here,
Hey, you know the saying around here,
Hey, you know the saying around here, that's just more birds for us, huh?
that's just more birds for us, huh?
that's just more birds for us, huh? Here's how little government even means
Here's how little government even means
Here's how little government even means to any of them. This is who was
to any of them. This is who was
to any of them. This is who was designated survivor, who would be tasked
designated survivor, who would be tasked
designated survivor, who would be tasked with rebuilding our nation if the worst
with rebuilding our nation if the worst
with rebuilding our nation if the worst had actually happened at that White
had actually happened at that White
had actually happened at that White House correspondents dinner. The person
House correspondents dinner. The person
House correspondents dinner. The person who would have theoretically taken over
who would have theoretically taken over
who would have theoretically taken over control of the United States government
control of the United States government
control of the United States government as president of the United States if
as president of the United States if
as president of the United States if something would have happened to
something would have happened to
something would have happened to everybody in that room would have been
everybody in that room would have been
everybody in that room would have been Senator Chuck Grassley, who is in his
Senator Chuck Grassley, who is in his
Senator Chuck Grassley, who is in his 90s.
That was the designated survivor who
That was the designated survivor who
That was the designated survivor who will lead our country into THE FUTURE.
will lead our country into THE FUTURE.
will lead our country into THE FUTURE. THE GUY WHO WILL LEAD OUR COUNTRY INTO
THE GUY WHO WILL LEAD OUR COUNTRY INTO
THE GUY WHO WILL LEAD OUR COUNTRY INTO the future statistically
the future statistically
the future statistically doesn't have much of one.
doesn't have much of one.
doesn't have much of one. Like actuarial tables wise, he would not
Like actuarial tables wise, he would not
Like actuarial tables wise, he would not be expected to survive an uneventful
be expected to survive an uneventful
be expected to survive an uneventful evening.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. too soon.
too soon.
too soon. And by the way, if you're hoping that
And by the way, if you're hoping that
And by the way, if you're hoping that our judiciary will step up and be the
our judiciary will step up and be the
our judiciary will step up and be the guardrail against Trump's kingly
guardrail against Trump's kingly
guardrail against Trump's kingly ambitions, watch a bunch of nominees for
ambitions, watch a bunch of nominees for
ambitions, watch a bunch of nominees for confirmation to our federal court system
confirmation to our federal court system
confirmation to our federal court system refuse
refuse
refuse to do so.
to do so.
to do so. >> Uh, Mr. Mark, if I might, um, just tell
>> Uh, Mr. Mark, if I might, um, just tell
>> Uh, Mr. Mark, if I might, um, just tell me about the 22nd Amendment. What does
me about the 22nd Amendment. What does
me about the 22nd Amendment. What does it provide?
it provide?
it provide? >> I haven't had an opportunity to to use
>> I haven't had an opportunity to to use
>> I haven't had an opportunity to to use that one specifically.
that one specifically.
that one specifically. >> It states, "No person shall be elected
>> It states, "No person shall be elected
>> It states, "No person shall be elected to the office of the president more than
to the office of the president more than
to the office of the president more than twice." Mr. Mark, is President Trump
twice." Mr. Mark, is President Trump
twice." Mr. Mark, is President Trump eligible to run for president again in
eligible to run for president again in
eligible to run for president again in 2028?
>> Senator, with a without considering all
>> Senator, with a without considering all
>> Senator, with a without considering all the facts and and looking at everything,
the facts and and looking at everything,
the facts and and looking at everything, depending on what the situation is, this
depending on what the situation is, this
depending on what the situation is, this to me strikes as more of a hypothetical,
to me strikes as more of a hypothetical,
to me strikes as more of a hypothetical, >> is he eligible to run for a third term
>> is he eligible to run for a third term
>> is he eligible to run for a third term under our constitution?
under our constitution?
under our constitution? >> Um, I would have to to review.
>> Um, I would have to to review.
>> Um, I would have to to review. >> Review what?
>> Review what?
>> Review what? >> You're allowed two. He said two. I mean,
>> You're allowed two. He said two. I mean,
>> You're allowed two. He said two. I mean, you can't have three. Do you really have
you can't have three. Do you really have
you can't have three. Do you really have to do the math on that PERSON TRYING TO
to do the math on that PERSON TRYING TO
to do the math on that PERSON TRYING TO BE CONFIRMED to the United States
BE CONFIRMED to the United States
BE CONFIRMED to the United States judicial system? Is the answer 1112? Is
judicial system? Is the answer 1112? Is
judicial system? Is the answer 1112? Is that what you're looking at? It's What
that what you're looking at? It's What
that what you're looking at? It's What do you have to review? It's
>> It's not a trick.
>> It's not a trick.
>> It's not a trick. >> Anybody else brave enough to say that
>> Anybody else brave enough to say that
>> Anybody else brave enough to say that the Constitution of the United States
the Constitution of the United States
the Constitution of the United States prevents President Trump from seeking a
prevents President Trump from seeking a
prevents President Trump from seeking a third term?
Anybody willing to apply the
Anybody willing to apply the
Anybody willing to apply the Constitution by its plain language in
Constitution by its plain language in
Constitution by its plain language in the 22nd amendment?
the 22nd amendment?
the 22nd amendment? Nobody.
Nobody.
Nobody. All right, let's move on.
All right, let's move on.
All right, let's move on. >> Are you happy?
>> Are you happy?
>> Are you happy? >> You broke his heart.
The Congress isn't coming to save us.
The Congress isn't coming to save us.
The Congress isn't coming to save us. The judiciary isn't coming to save us.
The judiciary isn't coming to save us.
The judiciary isn't coming to save us. The voters are being gerrymandered out
The voters are being gerrymandered out
The voters are being gerrymandered out of being able to save us. We've only got
of being able to save us. We've only got
of being able to save us. We've only got one last card to play. Our beautiful
one last card to play. Our beautiful
one last card to play. Our beautiful fourth estate. Democracy dies in
fourth estate. Democracy dies in
fourth estate. Democracy dies in darkness. So we look to the free press,
darkness. So we look to the free press,
darkness. So we look to the free press, the newsies, the inkstained wretches,
the newsies, the inkstained wretches,
the newsies, the inkstained wretches, THE MASTERS OF MUCK RAKE, THE CLICKETITY
THE MASTERS OF MUCK RAKE, THE CLICKETITY
THE MASTERS OF MUCK RAKE, THE CLICKETITY CLACK BRIGADE, TAPPERS RAPPERS, WOLF
CLACK BRIGADE, TAPPERS RAPPERS, WOLF
CLACK BRIGADE, TAPPERS RAPPERS, WOLF BLITZERS, TITTY TWISTERS.
BLITZERS, TITTY TWISTERS.
BLITZERS, TITTY TWISTERS. WE THE people
WE THE people
WE THE people depend on the news media to bring the
depend on the news media to bring the
depend on the news media to bring the tough questions that hold the
tough questions that hold the
tough questions that hold the politicians accountable.
politicians accountable.
politicians accountable. >> That uh because of all the firepower
>> That uh because of all the firepower
>> That uh because of all the firepower required for epic fury that there are
required for epic fury that there are
required for epic fury that there are people in the White House who are
people in the White House who are
people in the White House who are starting to worry about our inventory of
starting to worry about our inventory of
starting to worry about our inventory of bombs and missiles. Are you worried?
bombs and missiles. Are you worried?
bombs and missiles. Are you worried? >> It's a solid question. The New York
>> It's a solid question. The New York
>> It's a solid question. The New York Times just discovered that since the war
Times just discovered that since the war
Times just discovered that since the war began, the United States has burned
began, the United States has burned
began, the United States has burned through half its long range missiles,
through half its long range missiles,
through half its long range missiles, plus a thousand Tomahawk missiles, which
plus a thousand Tomahawk missiles, which
plus a thousand Tomahawk missiles, which is nearly 10 times more than we buy each
is nearly 10 times more than we buy each
is nearly 10 times more than we buy each year, plus thousands more of pretty much
year, plus thousands more of pretty much
year, plus thousands more of pretty much every other type of missile that we
every other type of missile that we
every other type of missile that we have. Experts are getting worried we're
have. Experts are getting worried we're
have. Experts are getting worried we're depleting our stockpiles. So, Mr.
depleting our stockpiles. So, Mr.
depleting our stockpiles. So, Mr. President, are we running out of
President, are we running out of
President, are we running out of weapons?
weapons?
weapons? >> No. No. We have more than we've ever had
>> No. No. We have more than we've ever had
>> No. No. We have more than we've ever had out there because all over the world, we
out there because all over the world, we
out there because all over the world, we have inventory, and we can take that if
have inventory, and we can take that if
have inventory, and we can take that if we need it. Right now we have more than
we need it. Right now we have more than
we need it. Right now we have more than double what we had when this started.
That sounds like
That sounds like
That sounds like Or or no, I'm wrong. Or
Or or no, I'm wrong. Or
Or or no, I'm wrong. Or is it perhaps
magic?
magic?
magic? What you're saying is in the beginning
What you're saying is in the beginning
What you're saying is in the beginning of the war we had only this one ball
and then we spent a month using that
and then we spent a month using that
and then we spent a month using that ball. We used it to bomb every place in
ball. We used it to bomb every place in
ball. We used it to bomb every place in Iran we could think of and now at the
Iran we could think of and now at the
Iran we could think of and now at the end of that time we find oursel
Hold on here. WHERE IS THAT? WAIT, WAIT,
HOLD ON. WE HAD ONE BALL. REMEMBER THE
HOLD ON. WE HAD ONE BALL. REMEMBER THE
HOLD ON. WE HAD ONE BALL. REMEMBER THE PREMISE?
PREMISE?
PREMISE? ONE BALL. AND WE USE THE BALL TO BOMB
ONE BALL. AND WE USE THE BALL TO BOMB
ONE BALL. AND WE USE THE BALL TO BOMB IRAN. AND NOW, APPARENTLY, we have two
IRAN. AND NOW, APPARENTLY, we have two
IRAN. AND NOW, APPARENTLY, we have two balls.
Now, very clearly, this makes no sense.
Now, very clearly, this makes no sense.
Now, very clearly, this makes no sense. IT'S NONSENSICAL ON ITS FACE. And the
IT'S NONSENSICAL ON ITS FACE. And the
IT'S NONSENSICAL ON ITS FACE. And the reporters have all the specific
reporters have all the specific
reporters have all the specific reporting to back that up. The
reporting to back that up. The
reporting to back that up. The follow-ups to this nonsense are going to
follow-ups to this nonsense are going to
follow-ups to this nonsense are going to be brutal.
be brutal.
be brutal. >> The G7 is in France in June. Will you go
>> The G7 is in France in June. Will you go
>> The G7 is in France in June. Will you go to it?
to it?
to it? >> Probably.
>> Probably.
>> Probably. >> NO.
>> NO.
>> NO. Ju just the question should just be
Ju just the question should just be
Ju just the question should just be this. What the did you just say?
this. What the did you just say?
this. What the did you just say? >> That didn't make any sense. The G7 is a
>> That didn't make any sense. The G7 is a
>> That didn't make any sense. The G7 is a month from now. It'll be on his
month from now. It'll be on his
month from now. It'll be on his schedule. Follow up on THE
schedule. Follow up on THE
schedule. Follow up on THE MISSILE THING. DO you still support a
MISSILE THING. DO you still support a
MISSILE THING. DO you still support a pardon for Pete Rose, sir?
pardon for Pete Rose, sir?
pardon for Pete Rose, sir? >> Oh, I think Pete Rose was great.
>> Oh, I get it. You're prepping him with
>> Oh, I get it. You're prepping him with
>> Oh, I get it. You're prepping him with nonsense to lower his defenses before
nonsense to lower his defenses before
nonsense to lower his defenses before you come into hard facts about a war
you come into hard facts about a war
you come into hard facts about a war he's clearly bullshitting about. Go.
he's clearly bullshitting about. Go.
he's clearly bullshitting about. Go. >> You're going to be hosting the first
>> You're going to be hosting the first
>> You're going to be hosting the first ever UFC fight at the White House in 45
ever UFC fight at the White House in 45
ever UFC fight at the White House in 45 days. Sir, can you can you preview the
days. Sir, can you can you preview the
days. Sir, can you can you preview the event? Can you talk about the card and
event? Can you talk about the card and
event? Can you talk about the card and what does it mean?
We're so
We're so
We're so and and by the way, what is the point of
and and by the way, what is the point of
and and by the way, what is the point of having to shout your questions if you're
having to shout your questions if you're
having to shout your questions if you're not going to listen to the answers?
not going to listen to the answers?
not going to listen to the answers? We need you to help us litigate the
We need you to help us litigate the
We need you to help us litigate the boundaries of our reality, not move on
boundaries of our reality, not move on
boundaries of our reality, not move on to Pete Rose. Can someone from the
to Pete Rose. Can someone from the
to Pete Rose. Can someone from the foreign press jump in?
foreign press jump in?
foreign press jump in? >> I love you, Mr. President. Mr.
>> I love you, Mr. President. Mr.
>> I love you, Mr. President. Mr. President, thank you. Thank you, Mr.
President, thank you. Thank you, Mr.
President, thank you. Thank you, Mr. President.
President.
President. Well, they give chef boy RD credentials.
Well, they give chef boy RD credentials.
Well, they give chef boy RD credentials. >> The is Mr. PRESIDENT ITALY HAS A
>> The is Mr. PRESIDENT ITALY HAS A
>> The is Mr. PRESIDENT ITALY HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU.
By the way, that reporter is not
By the way, that reporter is not
By the way, that reporter is not actually Italian. He's he's Kurdish, but
actually Italian. He's he's Kurdish, but
actually Italian. He's he's Kurdish, but this was the only accent we felt we
this was the only accent we felt we
this was the only accent we felt we could safely do.
I genuinely don't understand what this
I genuinely don't understand what this
I genuinely don't understand what this country is becoming when every one of
country is becoming when every one of
country is becoming when every one of our institutions are failing us. Is
our institutions are failing us. Is
our institutions are failing us. Is there any hope for the liberal democracy
there any hope for the liberal democracy
there any hope for the liberal democracy that has inspired the world for these
that has inspired the world for these
that has inspired the world for these past 250 years? Is there anyone who can
past 250 years? Is there anyone who can
past 250 years? Is there anyone who can recall the lessons of our American
recall the lessons of our American
recall the lessons of our American revolution and inspire this nation to
revolution and inspire this nation to
revolution and inspire this nation to return to its founding principles in
return to its founding principles in
return to its founding principles in this our 250th year? Let our two
this our 250th year? Let our two
this our 250th year? Let our two countries rededicate ourselves.
If the strongest defender of American
If the strongest defender of American
If the strongest defender of American democracy is the king of England,
democracy is the king of England,
democracy is the king of England, we are Really?
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