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Welcome to today's show.

Welcome to today's show.

Welcome to today's show. >> My name is Don Sh. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW

>> My name is Don Sh. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW

>> My name is Don Sh. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, later on,

FOR YOU TONIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, later on,

FOR YOU TONIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, later on, I'm going to be joined by civil rights

I'm going to be joined by civil rights

I'm going to be joined by civil rights attorney Cherylyn Eiffel is going to be

attorney Cherylyn Eiffel is going to be

attorney Cherylyn Eiffel is going to be joining us.

>> I'm excited to tell you we're going to

>> I'm excited to tell you we're going to

>> I'm excited to tell you we're going to break down all the Met Gala looks

>> and if time permits, the erosion of

>> and if time permits, the erosion of

>> and if time permits, the erosion of voting rights in America. All right.

voting rights in America. All right.

voting rights in America. All right. Uh as I'm not at the Met Gala tonight,

Uh as I'm not at the Met Gala tonight,

Uh as I'm not at the Met Gala tonight, wasn't invited.

My invite was rescended

My invite was rescended

My invite was rescended in like 1997,

but I didn't this year. Apparently, my

but I didn't this year. Apparently, my

but I didn't this year. Apparently, my body is quote

body is quote

body is quote not compatible.

As you get older, your body changes.

As you get older, your body changes.

As you get older, your body changes. You know what I don't uh look good in

You know what I don't uh look good in

You know what I don't uh look good in anymore is um pictures. I think

anymore is um pictures. I think

anymore is um pictures. I think point is this. Uh ladies and gentlemen,

point is this. Uh ladies and gentlemen,

point is this. Uh ladies and gentlemen, obviously the big news continues to be

obviously the big news continues to be

obviously the big news continues to be our situationship with Iran. Is it a

our situationship with Iran. Is it a

our situationship with Iran. Is it a war? Is it a ceasefire? Are we friends

war? Is it a ceasefire? Are we friends

war? Is it a ceasefire? Are we friends with bombits? I don't know.

with bombits? I don't know.

with bombits? I don't know. Because, as you know, Friday marked the

Because, as you know, Friday marked the

Because, as you know, Friday marked the expiration of the 60-day free trial

expiration of the 60-day free trial

expiration of the 60-day free trial period presidents get to do wars. After

period presidents get to do wars. After

period presidents get to do wars. After 60 days, the president must ask

60 days, the president must ask

60 days, the president must ask Congress, who then decides, are we

Congress, who then decides, are we

Congress, who then decides, are we subscribing

or

or

or are we just going to use Israel's

are we just going to use Israel's

are we just going to use Israel's password?

SO, AS YOU CAN

SO, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, it's going to be

SO, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, it's going to be

SO, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, it's going to be big news when Trump asks for official

big news when Trump asks for official

big news when Trump asks for official permission.

permission.

permission. >> Trump signaling he will not seek

>> Trump signaling he will not seek

>> Trump signaling he will not seek official permission from Congress to

official permission from Congress to

official permission from Congress to extend the war with Iran.

extend the war with Iran.

extend the war with Iran. >> What?

He's not going to seek official

He's not going to seek official

He's not going to seek official permission.

permission.

permission. I was kind of under the impression THAT

I was kind of under the impression THAT

I was kind of under the impression THAT THAT'S NOT HIS CHOICE,

THAT'S NOT HIS CHOICE,

THAT'S NOT HIS CHOICE, that it would be, I don't know, illegal.

that it would be, I don't know, illegal.

that it would be, I don't know, illegal. Then I remember Donald Trump doesn't

Then I remember Donald Trump doesn't

Then I remember Donald Trump doesn't give a

give a

give a about legality or any accountability

about legality or any accountability

about legality or any accountability that may occur from said illegality.

that may occur from said illegality.

that may occur from said illegality. So much so that he felt confident

So much so that he felt confident

So much so that he felt confident confessing to said illegality in a

confessing to said illegality in a

confessing to said illegality in a speech in Florida on the day he was

speech in Florida on the day he was

speech in Florida on the day he was supposed to attain congressional

supposed to attain congressional

supposed to attain congressional approval. What they call a military

approval. What they call a military

approval. What they call a military operation. You know, they don't like the

operation. You know, they don't like the

operation. You know, they don't like the word war and they call it a military

word war and they call it a military

word war and they call it a military operation because that way you don't

operation because that way you don't

operation because that way you don't have a war, you don't have legal

have a war, you don't have legal

have a war, you don't have legal problems.

You almost you you almost have to admire

You almost you you almost have to admire

You almost you you almost have to admire the brazeness of a president just

the brazeness of a president just

the brazeness of a president just casually explaining just the thing how

casually explaining just the thing how

casually explaining just the thing how to get around our pesky uh uh laws.

to get around our pesky uh uh laws.

to get around our pesky uh uh laws. Just not a care in the world. It's like

Just not a care in the world. It's like

Just not a care in the world. It's like GOING UP TO A MCDONALD'S CASHIER. YEAH.

GOING UP TO A MCDONALD'S CASHIER. YEAH.

GOING UP TO A MCDONALD'S CASHIER. YEAH. I'm going to get a cup of water. Uh

I'm going to get a cup of water. Uh

I'm going to get a cup of water. Uh well, I say water. I It's because I

well, I say water. I It's because I

well, I say water. I It's because I don't like to use the word soda.

don't like to use the word soda.

don't like to use the word soda. If I say water, I get it for free. But

If I say water, I get it for free. But

If I say water, I get it for free. But to be clear, I will be drinking soda.

to be clear, I will be drinking soda.

to be clear, I will be drinking soda. But my plan is to use the word water to

But my plan is to use the word water to

But my plan is to use the word water to avoid any uh what you call payment

avoid any uh what you call payment

avoid any uh what you call payment problems.

Of course, Trump's plan only works if he

Of course, Trump's plan only works if he

Of course, Trump's plan only works if he has the discipline to maintain his

has the discipline to maintain his

has the discipline to maintain his assertion that we are in fact

assertion that we are in fact

assertion that we are in fact not in a war. You know, we're in a war.

SAME DAY, SAME PODIUM.

SAME DAY, SAME PODIUM.

SAME DAY, SAME PODIUM. Here's how I get around being a war.

Here's how I get around being a war.

Here's how I get around being a war. We're in a war. He's just sitting there.

We're in a war. He's just sitting there.

We're in a war. He's just sitting there. He It's like he's just looking the

He It's like he's just looking the

He It's like he's just looking the CASHIER IN THE EYE, FILLING UP HIS CUP

CASHIER IN THE EYE, FILLING UP HIS CUP

CASHIER IN THE EYE, FILLING UP HIS CUP WITH SODA.

I'm just going to get a little Mountain

I'm just going to get a little Mountain

I'm just going to get a little Mountain Dew, little Pepsi,

Dew, little Pepsi,

Dew, little Pepsi, little I don't know what the root beer

little I don't know what the root beer

little I don't know what the root beer one is. LITTLE MOUNTAIN DEW, LITTLE

one is. LITTLE MOUNTAIN DEW, LITTLE

one is. LITTLE MOUNTAIN DEW, LITTLE PEPSI, LITTLE BARKS,

little high sea. I'M GOING AROUND THEING

little high sea. I'M GOING AROUND THEING

little high sea. I'M GOING AROUND THEING WORLD.

WORLD.

WORLD. And by the way, it's all purposeful.

And by the way, it's all purposeful.

And by the way, it's all purposeful. These are not mistakes. These are the

These are not mistakes. These are the

These are not mistakes. These are the mockinations of genius. He'll tell you

mockinations of genius. He'll tell you

mockinations of genius. He'll tell you himself as he did this weekend.

himself as he did this weekend.

himself as he did this weekend. >> I'm the only president to take a

>> I'm the only president to take a

>> I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. You know, the first

cognitive test. You know, the first

cognitive test. You know, the first question is very easy. It's a lion, a

question is very easy. It's a lion, a

question is very easy. It's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say,

giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say,

giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, "Which one is the bear?

You're the only president to take the

You're the only president to take the

You're the only president to take the cognitive test." Let me ask you a

cognitive test." Let me ask you a

cognitive test." Let me ask you a question.

question.

question. Why do you think that is?

I don't know.

Why do you think that you're THE ONLY

Why do you think that you're THE ONLY

Why do you think that you're THE ONLY PRESIDENT THAT THAT HAPPENS TO? That for

PRESIDENT THAT THAT HAPPENS TO? That for

PRESIDENT THAT THAT HAPPENS TO? That for some reason every time you go to the

some reason every time you go to the

some reason every time you go to the doctor, which is a lot,

doctor, which is a lot,

doctor, which is a lot, the doctor is always like, "Hey, while

the doctor is always like, "Hey, while

the doctor is always like, "Hey, while you're here,

if you could come over here and and just

if you could come over here and and just

if you could come over here and and just explain very quickly which one of these

explain very quickly which one of these

explain very quickly which one of these is the bear.

But I I interrupted. I interrupted.

But I I interrupted. I interrupted.

But I I interrupted. I interrupted. Let's hear more about this totally

Let's hear more about this totally

Let's hear more about this totally believable test. You keep acing. They

believable test. You keep acing. They

believable test. You keep acing. They say, "Take a number. Any number." Okay,

say, "Take a number. Any number." Okay,

say, "Take a number. Any number." Okay, I'll take 99. Multiply times 9. Okay.

I'll take 99. Multiply times 9. Okay.

I'll take 99. Multiply times 9. Okay. Divide it by three. Good. Add 4,293.

Divide it by three. Good. Add 4,293.

Divide it by three. Good. Add 4,293. That's good. Divide by two. Subtract 93.

That's good. Divide by two. Subtract 93.

That's good. Divide by two. Subtract 93. Divide by nine. There aren't a lot of

Divide by nine. There aren't a lot of

Divide by nine. There aren't a lot of people that get it right. I got it

people that get it right. I got it

people that get it right. I got it right.

The the answer was a bear.

BUT NO, NO, IT LET ME NOT BE DISMISSIVE.

BUT NO, NO, IT LET ME NOT BE DISMISSIVE.

BUT NO, NO, IT LET ME NOT BE DISMISSIVE. NO, Trump is a regular Stephven Hawking.

NO, Trump is a regular Stephven Hawking.

NO, Trump is a regular Stephven Hawking. That's what it is. Although I thought

That's what it is. Although I thought

That's what it is. Although I thought the only thing they had in common was

the only thing they had in common was

the only thing they had in common was being in the Epstein files. But the

being in the Epstein files. But the

being in the Epstein files. But the important Oh,

important Oh,

important Oh, I apologize. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I

I apologize. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I

I apologize. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize. Too soon

or or should I say too soon?

>> Listen,

>> Listen,

>> Listen, if Punch the Monkey can handle it,

And by the way, the wild thing is Trump

And by the way, the wild thing is Trump

And by the way, the wild thing is Trump seems to be almost getting smarter with

seems to be almost getting smarter with

seems to be almost getting smarter with age because this is how he handled math

age because this is how he handled math

age because this is how he handled math questions 20 years ago on the Howard

questions 20 years ago on the Howard

questions 20 years ago on the Howard Stern show.

Stern show.

Stern show. >> All right, I'm going to ask you a tough

>> All right, I'm going to ask you a tough

>> All right, I'm going to ask you a tough question. Wharton School of Business.

question. Wharton School of Business.

question. Wharton School of Business. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> What's 17* 6?

>> What's 17* 6?

>> What's 17* 6? >> Come on.

>> Come on.

>> Come on. >> What is

>> What is

>> What is >> See, that's not a practical

>> See, that's not a practical

>> See, that's not a practical >> 94.

>> 94.

>> 94. That's not a practical application,

That's not a practical application,

That's not a practical application, though. Ivanka 17 * 6. It's 11. It's

though. Ivanka 17 * 6. It's 11. It's

though. Ivanka 17 * 6. It's 11. It's 11:12.

112 isn't a real number.

112 isn't a real number.

112 isn't a real number. That's two numbers just placed side by

That's two numbers just placed side by

That's two numbers just placed side by side.

side.

side. Guess it's the 2000's equivalent of 67.

Guess it's the 2000's equivalent of 67.

Guess it's the 2000's equivalent of 67. That's how it So, so I apologize. I know

That's how it So, so I apologize. I know

That's how it So, so I apologize. I know you're a genius. Try again.

you're a genius. Try again.

you're a genius. Try again. >> 112.

>> 112.

>> 112. >> 112.

>> 112.

>> 112. >> It is 112.

>> It is 112.

>> It is 112. >> 112.

>> 112.

>> 112. >> Yeah. So, that is a number, but it's

>> Yeah. So, that is a number, but it's

>> Yeah. So, that is a number, but it's still wrong.

still wrong.

still wrong. It's 102. BUT SOMEHOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO

It's 102. BUT SOMEHOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO

It's 102. BUT SOMEHOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS LATER, YOU'VE

BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS LATER, YOU'VE

BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS LATER, YOU'VE TURNED INTO A GENIUS. YOU'VE

TURNED INTO A GENIUS. YOU'VE

TURNED INTO A GENIUS. YOU'VE TURNED INTO A WORKINGASS JANITOR at MIT

TURNED INTO A WORKINGASS JANITOR at MIT

TURNED INTO A WORKINGASS JANITOR at MIT solving quadratics between mopping up.

solving quadratics between mopping up.

solving quadratics between mopping up. You know, I can't believe they ever gave

You know, I can't believe they ever gave

You know, I can't believe they ever gave Trump the FIFA math prize.

Trump the FIFA math prize.

Trump the FIFA math prize. So,

see, Trump is a special genius that sees

see, Trump is a special genius that sees

see, Trump is a special genius that sees himself above all traditional

himself above all traditional

himself above all traditional presidential limitations. He's not bound

presidential limitations. He's not bound

presidential limitations. He's not bound by our petty checks and balances and

by our petty checks and balances and

by our petty checks and balances and separations of powers. He has ignored 31

separations of powers. He has ignored 31

separations of powers. He has ignored 31 lower court decisions, not including 250

lower court decisions, not including 250

lower court decisions, not including 250 more rulings in immigration cases. He's

more rulings in immigration cases. He's

more rulings in immigration cases. He's festoned the people's house with

festoned the people's house with

festoned the people's house with trappings of a Versailles themed bar

trappings of a Versailles themed bar

trappings of a Versailles themed bar mitzvah. He has built a Kim Jong-unesque

mitzvah. He has built a Kim Jong-unesque

mitzvah. He has built a Kim Jong-unesque giant gold statue of himself at his

giant gold statue of himself at his

giant gold statue of himself at his Dorado golf course. He's going to be on

Dorado golf course. He's going to be on

Dorado golf course. He's going to be on ouring passports. our passport. Whenever

ouring passports. our passport. Whenever

ouring passports. our passport. Whenever you go abroad, WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL

you go abroad, WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL

you go abroad, WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL OVERSEAS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL A

OVERSEAS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL A

OVERSEAS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL A CUSTOMS OFFICER, I don't know him.

>> How out of control are Trump's royal

>> How out of control are Trump's royal

>> How out of control are Trump's royal ambitions? so bad that last week an

ambitions? so bad that last week an

ambitions? so bad that last week an actual king born of the lineage of kings

actual king born of the lineage of kings

actual king born of the lineage of kings we fought to establish our

we fought to establish our

we fought to establish our constitutional republic had to come back

constitutional republic had to come back

constitutional republic had to come back here to remind us to wake the up I

here to remind us to wake the up I

here to remind us to wake the up I come here today with the highest respect

come here today with the highest respect

come here today with the highest respect for the United States Congress this

for the United States Congress this

for the United States Congress this citadel of democracy created to

citadel of democracy created to

citadel of democracy created to represent the voice of all American

represent the voice of all American

represent the voice of all American people to advance sacred rights and

people to advance sacred rights and

people to advance sacred rights and freedoms.

freedoms.

freedoms. >> Oh No, you didn't.

>> Oh No, you didn't.

>> Oh No, you didn't. OH

OH

OH KING CHARLES COMING IN HOT.

FIRING ON ALL. WHAT'S THE BRITISH word

FIRING ON ALL. WHAT'S THE BRITISH word

FIRING ON ALL. WHAT'S THE BRITISH word for cylinders? I don't I don't. But you

for cylinders? I don't I don't. But you

for cylinders? I don't I don't. But you heard him. And then Charles did us dirty

heard him. And then Charles did us dirty

heard him. And then Charles did us dirty with a list of all the hard-fought

with a list of all the hard-fought

with a list of all the hard-fought constitutional principles. We are

constitutional principles. We are

constitutional principles. We are squandering. the principle that

squandering. the principle that

squandering. the principle that executive power is subject to checks and

executive power is subject to checks and

executive power is subject to checks and balances. The rule of law, the certainty

balances. The rule of law, the certainty

balances. The rule of law, the certainty of stable and accessible rules, an

of stable and accessible rules, an

of stable and accessible rules, an independent judiciary, delivering uh

independent judiciary, delivering uh

independent judiciary, delivering uh impartial justice. Let our two countries

impartial justice. Let our two countries

impartial justice. Let our two countries rededicate ourselves.

rededicate ourselves.

rededicate ourselves. >> All right. All right.

>> All right. All right.

>> All right. All right. It was all very powerful until you hit

It was all very powerful until you hit

It was all very powerful until you hit the rededicate

the separation of powers. that we MUST

the separation of powers. that we MUST

the separation of powers. that we MUST REDEDICATE.

REDEDICATE.

REDEDICATE. I'm going to stop you before you go full

I'm going to stop you before you go full

I'm going to stop you before you go full Tootsie Pop owl.

Tootsie Pop owl.

Tootsie Pop owl. Re How many licks must you give a

Re How many licks must you give a

Re How many licks must you give a country before we get to THE

BUT YOU HEARD HIM. YOU HEARD THE KING.

BUT YOU HEARD HIM. YOU HEARD THE KING.

BUT YOU HEARD HIM. YOU HEARD THE KING. HE'S JUST a boy

HE'S JUST a boy

HE'S JUST a boy standing in front of a Congress

standing in front of a Congress

standing in front of a Congress asking it TO REDIGATE.

asking it TO REDIGATE.

asking it TO REDIGATE. itself to the principles of

itself to the principles of

itself to the principles of constitutional checks and balances. BUT

constitutional checks and balances. BUT

constitutional checks and balances. BUT CONGRESS WON'T CONGRESS WON'T do that

CONGRESS WON'T CONGRESS WON'T do that

CONGRESS WON'T CONGRESS WON'T do that because they suck.

because they suck.

because they suck. >> Congress has completely abandoned any

>> Congress has completely abandoned any

>> Congress has completely abandoned any serious oversight of our military

serious oversight of our military

serious oversight of our military operation. They've still not passed a

operation. They've still not passed a

operation. They've still not passed a full budget. They've passed fewer laws

full budget. They've passed fewer laws

full budget. They've passed fewer laws than any Congress in the first year of a

than any Congress in the first year of a

than any Congress in the first year of a presidency in our history. They haven't

presidency in our history. They haven't

presidency in our history. They haven't done anything. Well, that that that's

done anything. Well, that that that's

done anything. Well, that that that's not totally fair.

not totally fair.

not totally fair. >> We have another bird alert and this time

>> We have another bird alert and this time

>> We have another bird alert and this time it involves something that happened on

it involves something that happened on

it involves something that happened on Capitol Hill. These birds were in the

Capitol Hill. These birds were in the

Capitol Hill. These birds were in the hot seat during a House hearing led by

hot seat during a House hearing led by

hot seat during a House hearing led by Idaho Republican Congressman Mike

Idaho Republican Congressman Mike

Idaho Republican Congressman Mike Simpson. The hearing was meant to

Simpson. The hearing was meant to

Simpson. The hearing was meant to highlight efforts to preserve these

highlight efforts to preserve these

highlight efforts to preserve these birds of prey.

That's what it is intended for. But

That's what it is intended for. But

That's what it is intended for. But instead, it ended in tragedy.

instead, it ended in tragedy.

instead, it ended in tragedy. Jump, Lindsay. Jump.

Jump, Lindsay. Jump.

Jump, Lindsay. Jump. Jump, boy.

Jump, boy.

Jump, boy. Here's the crazy part.

The Congress people still showing up for

The Congress people still showing up for

The Congress people still showing up for bird shows are the best of them. Some of

bird shows are the best of them. Some of

bird shows are the best of them. Some of these people don't show up for anything.

these people don't show up for anything.

these people don't show up for anything. GOP New Jersey Representative Tom Kaine

GOP New Jersey Representative Tom Kaine

GOP New Jersey Representative Tom Kaine Jr. hasn't voted since March 5th. Kaine

Jr. hasn't voted since March 5th. Kaine

Jr. hasn't voted since March 5th. Kaine has missed more than 50 votes. Top GOP

has missed more than 50 votes. Top GOP

has missed more than 50 votes. Top GOP leaders are in the dark. It's a mystery

leaders are in the dark. It's a mystery

leaders are in the dark. It's a mystery in the Capitol building. Fox contacted

in the Capitol building. Fox contacted

in the Capitol building. Fox contacted multiple members of the House GOP

multiple members of the House GOP

multiple members of the House GOP leadership. None had any idea about

leadership. None had any idea about

leadership. None had any idea about Kane's whereabouts. One member of the

Kane's whereabouts. One member of the

Kane's whereabouts. One member of the Republican brass told Fox that Kane's

Republican brass told Fox that Kane's

Republican brass told Fox that Kane's absence didn't worry them. Quote, "Until

absence didn't worry them. Quote, "Until

absence didn't worry them. Quote, "Until you called.

He's been gone for two months."

He's been gone for two months."

He's been gone for two months." Hey, you know the saying around here,

Hey, you know the saying around here,

Hey, you know the saying around here, that's just more birds for us, huh?

that's just more birds for us, huh?

that's just more birds for us, huh? Here's how little government even means

Here's how little government even means

Here's how little government even means to any of them. This is who was

to any of them. This is who was

to any of them. This is who was designated survivor, who would be tasked

designated survivor, who would be tasked

designated survivor, who would be tasked with rebuilding our nation if the worst

with rebuilding our nation if the worst

with rebuilding our nation if the worst had actually happened at that White

had actually happened at that White

had actually happened at that White House correspondents dinner. The person

House correspondents dinner. The person

House correspondents dinner. The person who would have theoretically taken over

who would have theoretically taken over

who would have theoretically taken over control of the United States government

control of the United States government

control of the United States government as president of the United States if

as president of the United States if

as president of the United States if something would have happened to

something would have happened to

something would have happened to everybody in that room would have been

everybody in that room would have been

everybody in that room would have been Senator Chuck Grassley, who is in his

Senator Chuck Grassley, who is in his

Senator Chuck Grassley, who is in his 90s.

That was the designated survivor who

That was the designated survivor who

That was the designated survivor who will lead our country into THE FUTURE.

will lead our country into THE FUTURE.

will lead our country into THE FUTURE. THE GUY WHO WILL LEAD OUR COUNTRY INTO

THE GUY WHO WILL LEAD OUR COUNTRY INTO

THE GUY WHO WILL LEAD OUR COUNTRY INTO the future statistically

the future statistically

the future statistically doesn't have much of one.

doesn't have much of one.

doesn't have much of one. Like actuarial tables wise, he would not

Like actuarial tables wise, he would not

Like actuarial tables wise, he would not be expected to survive an uneventful

be expected to survive an uneventful

be expected to survive an uneventful evening.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. too soon.

too soon.

too soon. And by the way, if you're hoping that

And by the way, if you're hoping that

And by the way, if you're hoping that our judiciary will step up and be the

our judiciary will step up and be the

our judiciary will step up and be the guardrail against Trump's kingly

guardrail against Trump's kingly

guardrail against Trump's kingly ambitions, watch a bunch of nominees for

ambitions, watch a bunch of nominees for

ambitions, watch a bunch of nominees for confirmation to our federal court system

confirmation to our federal court system

confirmation to our federal court system refuse

refuse

refuse to do so.

to do so.

to do so. >> Uh, Mr. Mark, if I might, um, just tell

>> Uh, Mr. Mark, if I might, um, just tell

>> Uh, Mr. Mark, if I might, um, just tell me about the 22nd Amendment. What does

me about the 22nd Amendment. What does

me about the 22nd Amendment. What does it provide?

it provide?

it provide? >> I haven't had an opportunity to to use

>> I haven't had an opportunity to to use

>> I haven't had an opportunity to to use that one specifically.

that one specifically.

that one specifically. >> It states, "No person shall be elected

>> It states, "No person shall be elected

>> It states, "No person shall be elected to the office of the president more than

to the office of the president more than

to the office of the president more than twice." Mr. Mark, is President Trump

twice." Mr. Mark, is President Trump

twice." Mr. Mark, is President Trump eligible to run for president again in

eligible to run for president again in

eligible to run for president again in 2028?

>> Senator, with a without considering all

>> Senator, with a without considering all

>> Senator, with a without considering all the facts and and looking at everything,

the facts and and looking at everything,

the facts and and looking at everything, depending on what the situation is, this

depending on what the situation is, this

depending on what the situation is, this to me strikes as more of a hypothetical,

to me strikes as more of a hypothetical,

to me strikes as more of a hypothetical, >> is he eligible to run for a third term

>> is he eligible to run for a third term

>> is he eligible to run for a third term under our constitution?

under our constitution?

under our constitution? >> Um, I would have to to review.

>> Um, I would have to to review.

>> Um, I would have to to review. >> Review what?

>> Review what?

>> Review what? >> You're allowed two. He said two. I mean,

>> You're allowed two. He said two. I mean,

>> You're allowed two. He said two. I mean, you can't have three. Do you really have

you can't have three. Do you really have

you can't have three. Do you really have to do the math on that PERSON TRYING TO

to do the math on that PERSON TRYING TO

to do the math on that PERSON TRYING TO BE CONFIRMED to the United States

BE CONFIRMED to the United States

BE CONFIRMED to the United States judicial system? Is the answer 1112? Is

judicial system? Is the answer 1112? Is

judicial system? Is the answer 1112? Is that what you're looking at? It's What

that what you're looking at? It's What

that what you're looking at? It's What do you have to review? It's

>> It's not a trick.

>> It's not a trick.

>> It's not a trick. >> Anybody else brave enough to say that

>> Anybody else brave enough to say that

>> Anybody else brave enough to say that the Constitution of the United States

the Constitution of the United States

the Constitution of the United States prevents President Trump from seeking a

prevents President Trump from seeking a

prevents President Trump from seeking a third term?

Anybody willing to apply the

Anybody willing to apply the

Anybody willing to apply the Constitution by its plain language in

Constitution by its plain language in

Constitution by its plain language in the 22nd amendment?

the 22nd amendment?

the 22nd amendment? Nobody.

Nobody.

Nobody. All right, let's move on.

All right, let's move on.

All right, let's move on. >> Are you happy?

>> Are you happy?

>> Are you happy? >> You broke his heart.

The Congress isn't coming to save us.

The Congress isn't coming to save us.

The Congress isn't coming to save us. The judiciary isn't coming to save us.

The judiciary isn't coming to save us.

The judiciary isn't coming to save us. The voters are being gerrymandered out

The voters are being gerrymandered out

The voters are being gerrymandered out of being able to save us. We've only got

of being able to save us. We've only got

of being able to save us. We've only got one last card to play. Our beautiful

one last card to play. Our beautiful

one last card to play. Our beautiful fourth estate. Democracy dies in

fourth estate. Democracy dies in

fourth estate. Democracy dies in darkness. So we look to the free press,

darkness. So we look to the free press,

darkness. So we look to the free press, the newsies, the inkstained wretches,

the newsies, the inkstained wretches,

the newsies, the inkstained wretches, THE MASTERS OF MUCK RAKE, THE CLICKETITY

THE MASTERS OF MUCK RAKE, THE CLICKETITY

THE MASTERS OF MUCK RAKE, THE CLICKETITY CLACK BRIGADE, TAPPERS RAPPERS, WOLF

CLACK BRIGADE, TAPPERS RAPPERS, WOLF

CLACK BRIGADE, TAPPERS RAPPERS, WOLF BLITZERS, TITTY TWISTERS.

BLITZERS, TITTY TWISTERS.

BLITZERS, TITTY TWISTERS. WE THE people

WE THE people

WE THE people depend on the news media to bring the

depend on the news media to bring the

depend on the news media to bring the tough questions that hold the

tough questions that hold the

tough questions that hold the politicians accountable.

politicians accountable.

politicians accountable. >> That uh because of all the firepower

>> That uh because of all the firepower

>> That uh because of all the firepower required for epic fury that there are

required for epic fury that there are

required for epic fury that there are people in the White House who are

people in the White House who are

people in the White House who are starting to worry about our inventory of

starting to worry about our inventory of

starting to worry about our inventory of bombs and missiles. Are you worried?

bombs and missiles. Are you worried?

bombs and missiles. Are you worried? >> It's a solid question. The New York

>> It's a solid question. The New York

>> It's a solid question. The New York Times just discovered that since the war

Times just discovered that since the war

Times just discovered that since the war began, the United States has burned

began, the United States has burned

began, the United States has burned through half its long range missiles,

through half its long range missiles,

through half its long range missiles, plus a thousand Tomahawk missiles, which

plus a thousand Tomahawk missiles, which

plus a thousand Tomahawk missiles, which is nearly 10 times more than we buy each

is nearly 10 times more than we buy each

is nearly 10 times more than we buy each year, plus thousands more of pretty much

year, plus thousands more of pretty much

year, plus thousands more of pretty much every other type of missile that we

every other type of missile that we

every other type of missile that we have. Experts are getting worried we're

have. Experts are getting worried we're

have. Experts are getting worried we're depleting our stockpiles. So, Mr.

depleting our stockpiles. So, Mr.

depleting our stockpiles. So, Mr. President, are we running out of

President, are we running out of

President, are we running out of weapons?

weapons?

weapons? >> No. No. We have more than we've ever had

>> No. No. We have more than we've ever had

>> No. No. We have more than we've ever had out there because all over the world, we

out there because all over the world, we

out there because all over the world, we have inventory, and we can take that if

have inventory, and we can take that if

have inventory, and we can take that if we need it. Right now we have more than

we need it. Right now we have more than

we need it. Right now we have more than double what we had when this started.

That sounds like

That sounds like

That sounds like Or or no, I'm wrong. Or

Or or no, I'm wrong. Or

Or or no, I'm wrong. Or is it perhaps

magic?

magic?

magic? What you're saying is in the beginning

What you're saying is in the beginning

What you're saying is in the beginning of the war we had only this one ball

and then we spent a month using that

and then we spent a month using that

and then we spent a month using that ball. We used it to bomb every place in

ball. We used it to bomb every place in

ball. We used it to bomb every place in Iran we could think of and now at the

Iran we could think of and now at the

Iran we could think of and now at the end of that time we find oursel

Hold on here. WHERE IS THAT? WAIT, WAIT,

HOLD ON. WE HAD ONE BALL. REMEMBER THE

HOLD ON. WE HAD ONE BALL. REMEMBER THE

HOLD ON. WE HAD ONE BALL. REMEMBER THE PREMISE?

PREMISE?

PREMISE? ONE BALL. AND WE USE THE BALL TO BOMB

ONE BALL. AND WE USE THE BALL TO BOMB

ONE BALL. AND WE USE THE BALL TO BOMB IRAN. AND NOW, APPARENTLY, we have two

IRAN. AND NOW, APPARENTLY, we have two

IRAN. AND NOW, APPARENTLY, we have two balls.

Now, very clearly, this makes no sense.

Now, very clearly, this makes no sense.

Now, very clearly, this makes no sense. IT'S NONSENSICAL ON ITS FACE. And the

IT'S NONSENSICAL ON ITS FACE. And the

IT'S NONSENSICAL ON ITS FACE. And the reporters have all the specific

reporters have all the specific

reporters have all the specific reporting to back that up. The

reporting to back that up. The

reporting to back that up. The follow-ups to this nonsense are going to

follow-ups to this nonsense are going to

follow-ups to this nonsense are going to be brutal.

be brutal.

be brutal. >> The G7 is in France in June. Will you go

>> The G7 is in France in June. Will you go

>> The G7 is in France in June. Will you go to it?

to it?

to it? >> Probably.

>> Probably.

>> Probably. >> NO.

>> NO.

>> NO. Ju just the question should just be

Ju just the question should just be

Ju just the question should just be this. What the did you just say?

this. What the did you just say?

this. What the did you just say? >> That didn't make any sense. The G7 is a

>> That didn't make any sense. The G7 is a

>> That didn't make any sense. The G7 is a month from now. It'll be on his

month from now. It'll be on his

month from now. It'll be on his schedule. Follow up on THE

schedule. Follow up on THE

schedule. Follow up on THE MISSILE THING. DO you still support a

MISSILE THING. DO you still support a

MISSILE THING. DO you still support a pardon for Pete Rose, sir?

pardon for Pete Rose, sir?

pardon for Pete Rose, sir? >> Oh, I think Pete Rose was great.

>> Oh, I get it. You're prepping him with

>> Oh, I get it. You're prepping him with

>> Oh, I get it. You're prepping him with nonsense to lower his defenses before

nonsense to lower his defenses before

nonsense to lower his defenses before you come into hard facts about a war

you come into hard facts about a war

you come into hard facts about a war he's clearly bullshitting about. Go.

he's clearly bullshitting about. Go.

he's clearly bullshitting about. Go. >> You're going to be hosting the first

>> You're going to be hosting the first

>> You're going to be hosting the first ever UFC fight at the White House in 45

ever UFC fight at the White House in 45

ever UFC fight at the White House in 45 days. Sir, can you can you preview the

days. Sir, can you can you preview the

days. Sir, can you can you preview the event? Can you talk about the card and

event? Can you talk about the card and

event? Can you talk about the card and what does it mean?

We're so

We're so

We're so and and by the way, what is the point of

and and by the way, what is the point of

and and by the way, what is the point of having to shout your questions if you're

having to shout your questions if you're

having to shout your questions if you're not going to listen to the answers?

not going to listen to the answers?

not going to listen to the answers? We need you to help us litigate the

We need you to help us litigate the

We need you to help us litigate the boundaries of our reality, not move on

boundaries of our reality, not move on

boundaries of our reality, not move on to Pete Rose. Can someone from the

to Pete Rose. Can someone from the

to Pete Rose. Can someone from the foreign press jump in?

foreign press jump in?

foreign press jump in? >> I love you, Mr. President. Mr.

>> I love you, Mr. President. Mr.

>> I love you, Mr. President. Mr. President, thank you. Thank you, Mr.

President, thank you. Thank you, Mr.

President, thank you. Thank you, Mr. President.

President.

President. Well, they give chef boy RD credentials.

Well, they give chef boy RD credentials.

Well, they give chef boy RD credentials. >> The is Mr. PRESIDENT ITALY HAS A

>> The is Mr. PRESIDENT ITALY HAS A

>> The is Mr. PRESIDENT ITALY HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU.

By the way, that reporter is not

By the way, that reporter is not

By the way, that reporter is not actually Italian. He's he's Kurdish, but

actually Italian. He's he's Kurdish, but

actually Italian. He's he's Kurdish, but this was the only accent we felt we

this was the only accent we felt we

this was the only accent we felt we could safely do.

I genuinely don't understand what this

I genuinely don't understand what this

I genuinely don't understand what this country is becoming when every one of

country is becoming when every one of

country is becoming when every one of our institutions are failing us. Is

our institutions are failing us. Is

our institutions are failing us. Is there any hope for the liberal democracy

there any hope for the liberal democracy

there any hope for the liberal democracy that has inspired the world for these

that has inspired the world for these

that has inspired the world for these past 250 years? Is there anyone who can

past 250 years? Is there anyone who can

past 250 years? Is there anyone who can recall the lessons of our American

recall the lessons of our American

recall the lessons of our American revolution and inspire this nation to

revolution and inspire this nation to

revolution and inspire this nation to return to its founding principles in

return to its founding principles in

return to its founding principles in this our 250th year? Let our two

this our 250th year? Let our two

this our 250th year? Let our two countries rededicate ourselves.

If the strongest defender of American

If the strongest defender of American

If the strongest defender of American democracy is the king of England,

democracy is the king of England,

democracy is the king of England, we are Really?