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Yeah.
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Hey, sweetie. Hey.
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How was college today?
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It was awesome.
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Oh, you're in a good mood. Did you get a
good grade?
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No, guess again.
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Did you hit a home run?
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No, I hate baseball.
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Okay, did you, I don't know, get in some
sort of elective
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class that you wanted? Did you get in
that art class that you wanted?
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Um, close. Yes, I got into the chess
team last week, but... Something else.
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Okay, what happened?
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I asked this girl out.
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On a date?
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Yeah, on a date.
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Oh, um, is it the girl that you were
talking about at dinner last week? The
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that you... Brittany?
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Yes. Yes. Okay, oh, congratulations!
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Yeah. What did she say?
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Well, she said yes, and since we're 18
now, and she's 18 now, we're finally
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allowed a date, and, you know... I mean,
wait, this is your first date? You've
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always been allowed to date.
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I know, but I don't know.
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I don't know. I'm just not the best with
girls. You know that. You're my
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stepmom. You've known me forever.
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That's true. You've always kind of been
more of a drama nerd and school guy, so
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it makes sense.
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Well, I'm excited for you.
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Just, you know, first date, huh?
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It's a big deal.
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Yeah, and I'm super excited. So I've got
to get ready, and I've got to think
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about this. I want to wow her because I
think I really like her this time.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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Do you have some homework you should be
doing?
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Yeah, I've got to go grab it right now.
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Bye.
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Uh, yeah, coming.
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Hey, what's up?
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Um, I had a question.
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Did you tell your dad about your date?
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No, not yet.
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Okay, are you gonna give him a call and
let him know that you have your first
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date?
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Why would I do that? It's kind of none
of his business, you know.
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I know, but I think he's your father,
and it just...
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Um, I was curious.
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I just think there's some advice that
maybe he can give you if it's your first
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date, that's all.
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Like, have you guys already had the
birds and the bees talk?
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Birds and the bees?
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Yeah, like, you know how to treat a
woman?
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I know how to treat a woman. I've played
many video games.
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I don't want to talk to Dad about it.
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Um, well, no, it's not a video game.
One, it's a real woman, but I just...
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your first date, and...
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I'm a little concerned.
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Why? I've been a gentleman to her, I
promise. It's not about you, sweetie.
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concerned about her.
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I'm concerned that, you know, boys your
age, they can't really control
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everything underneath the belt.
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Um, like, like their feet?
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No, like, like their boners.
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What? I mean, I'm...
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I'm your stepmom. I know that you've
gotten random boners every time you talk
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a girl before.
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I mean, it happened even when you just
talked to one of my friends a couple
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weeks ago.
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You saw that?
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It's not a big deal, sweetie. It's
really common with boys your age. But my
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concern is that if this girl, she's in
the same college as you, right?
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Yeah.
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What if she's, you know, a little bit
more advanced? I just don't want you to
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embarrass yourself by accidentally...
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Ejaculating in your pants or something.
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That happens?
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It does happen all the time to boys your
age. You're 18 now.
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Oh my god, I'm scared.
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Don't be scared.
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I mean, it's really not that big of a
deal. I'm just... That's why I was
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concerned if your father had that
conversation with you. Because if a
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never touched you before... You know, it
might make you a little excited.
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Well, I know I get excited when I, you
know, touch... Touch myself down there,
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but I didn't think about that. If
someone else touched it, oh no. What do
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I'm going to ruin this. I'm going to
jack off too early.
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No, no, no, no, no. I mean, that's...
That's why I want to help you, okay? I
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want to help you so that doesn't happen.
Because if a woman's never touched your
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dick before, you don't know what that's
like. And maybe if one does, you
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won't... Have that issue.
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Well, I mean, how are you going to help
me?
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Like, that's... Dad can't do shit, so I
can't imagine my stepmom.
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No, but I mean... I think I should just
be the first one to kind of
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touch it.
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Okay? What? It doesn't have to be weird.
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Don't make it weird.
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Just so you know what it's like. Because
I'm a woman. There's no other woman
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around.
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Um...
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Are you sure?
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I mean, yeah, I'm sure.
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It's fine. We just won't tell your dad.
Just don't tell him that we have this
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conversation.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You're serious about this?
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Yeah, so just take it out.
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Oh, my God.
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It's fine. Just take it out.
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And like I said, it'll be between you
and I, and it's just to help you so you
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know what it's like to have someone else
touch it. I would hate for you to be
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embarrassed, sweetie, on your first
date, especially your first year in
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Nobody wants that, you know?
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Just don't worry about it.
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You are serious.
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Like I said, it's just between you and
I. You don't have to tell anybody.
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Okay? Just so you know what it's like.
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Oh, my God. It feels... It feels good.
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Yeah? I don't want to, you know,
ejaculate too early with her. Of course
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No, and that's... Again, I just don't
want you to accidentally, like, even do
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in your pants, too.
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Yeah. Because have you ever kissed a
girl before?
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Oh, no.
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Okay, well, then even more so.
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I'm glad I'm doing this. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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See, so you know what it's like.
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It's not so bad.
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Yeah, I guess I never thought how I
could really practice without... I mean,
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it's not really practicing.
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It's just you haven't had a lot of
experience. There weren't a lot of girls
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your previous grades that you were
interested in, I guess, doing that with.
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my concern is she's just in college, so
she's already going to be a little bit
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more advanced. Girls always mature
faster than boys.
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That's amazing.
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Yeah?
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Good, good.
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And like I said, don't tell your dad
about this. Okay.
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Okay. I won't.
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He'd kill me.
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Or me.
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I think you're really good at that.
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Well, I have lots of experience, you
know. I went to college once, too.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, see,
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you're already doing so good,
sweetheart.
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Oh, my God.
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You have to remember to use a lot of
lube, too.
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Is that hand sanitizer?
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No, it's lubrication.
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Oh.
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Most people do.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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It's feeling funky.
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It's feeling funky?
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Yeah. Oh, are you getting close?
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Okay, you're probably about to
ejaculate. I don't want you to make a
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Here, here. Are you going to come? Let
me know when you're about to come. I
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think. Yeah? Right now?
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Oh. I don't want you to make a mess.
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I just stained my chair.
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Whoa.
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Okay.
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It feels like it peed.
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Oh, you may have a little bit.
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It's okay.
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So now you know this is what it's like
to have a woman touch
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that like that.
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And you should be prepared for your
date. So how about you go get...
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cleaned up, and I'm going to start
dinner, okay?
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Okay. Okay? You think I did good?
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Of course. You did great. You lasted way
longer than I actually thought you
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would, so good job, sweetie.
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Oh, my God. Thank you. Here, you might
want to hang on to that.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay? All right. I'm
going to go get dinner ready. You get
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cleaned up, okay? Okay. Thank you. And
remember, don't tell your dad.
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I promise.
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Fuck, man.
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What's up? How was school?
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It wasn't that great.
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Everything was good, but I found out
some shit today.
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What? Well, remember the girl I was
telling you about?
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Yeah, the one that you asked out on the
date?
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Yeah, Brittany.
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Uh -huh. Well, I've heard some rumors,
and apparently she's gone
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through... Way more bases than I
thought.
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How many bases?
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Third base.
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Oh, okay. Well, what are you upset
about?
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What am I upset about? Well, I've been
through... Well, with you. One
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base. I've just hit a single.
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Yeah, I mean... But it's not...
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No one's saying that she's just going to
jump to third base on the first date.
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Or are they? Is that part of the rumor?
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Well, that's what... I don't know. I
don't know how she got there, but
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I don't know. She's done it. She's
experienced it, and apparently she's
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it. From my source, apparently she's
fucking good at it. I don't know what to
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do. It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry
about it.
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You know what? We will just... We'll get
you experienced with it then.
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What? Okay? Yeah. No, it'll be fine.
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Let's just...
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We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll get you
to third base.
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What do you matter why I get to third
base? I don't know anybody that can help
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me get to third base. I don't know what
to say.
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I may be thinking about it too much, but
I like her a lot, and I don't want to
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ruin anything. It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine, sweetie. I will help you,
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What?
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We'll just knock it out right now, and
you'll see it's not a big deal. What do
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you mean? What are you talking about?
It's not a big deal. It's just a
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Okay, so.
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Third base?
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Yeah. It'll be between you and me.
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Don't tell your father.
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Don't tell anyone.
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But it'll be okay. Okay? Just so you
know what it's like and you're not
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if your date goes this way. Okay? Oh, my
God. I skipped a second.
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Good see it's nothing to be worried
about
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It's
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very normal for girls at
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your age to suck a dick it's not a big
deal sweetheart
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Your father really did not have that
talk with you, did he? She's not going
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get pregnant from a blowjob.
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Thank God.
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I regret sending you to that Christian
private school.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow.
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I was right.
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I didn't know your dick was... So big,
sweetie.
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Oh my god.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't apologize.
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experience with dad yeah I give your dad
lots of blowjobs I
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mean it's been a few years but I've
given your dad a lot of blowjobs
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I'm glad, sweetie.
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So you can see what it's like. It's not
a big of a deal.
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Oh my god.
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I think it's... I think it's happening
again.
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I think you need to pee.
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Oh no, no, I'm gonna come.
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Oh my
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god, oh my god.
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Are you okay?
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Why'd you make me swallow it?
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What? I don't know.
246
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I saw it on the lid.
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Don't do that.
248
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Well, I mean, ask before you do that.
249
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Oh, sorry. Okay, noted.
250
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It's fine.
251
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It's fine.
252
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It's nothing to be scared of.
253
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It's totally normal.
254
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Okay? Okay.
255
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All right? You feel confident now?
256
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Yeah. Yeah?
257
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Okay, great.
258
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Go get cleaned up, and I'm going to
finish doing the dishes, and then do you
259
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,480
want to help me with dinner?
260
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:56,769
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
261
00:15:56,770 --> 00:16:00,630
Okay, great. Thank you. Yeah, no
problem. Um, clean up. Okay.
262
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Hey,
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Stevie. How was your day?
264
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What?
265
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No way.
266
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No, what's wrong?
267
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What's going on? I don't want to talk
about it.
268
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Come on, what's wrong?
269
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,640
Well, remember Brittany?
270
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Yeah. Don't you have a date with her
tomorrow?
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Yeah, I mean... Big day.
272
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Yay, yay, yay.
273
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But I found out more things.
274
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Like what?
275
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,380
Well, I found out she's fucking...
276
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gone through a home run. Like, she's had
sex. She's done it all. Like, she's
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just a little slut.
278
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I mean, is that a problem?
279
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I thought we've already kind of, you
know, figured out she was a little bit
280
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advanced than you.
281
00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:17,369
Yeah, but not a fucking pro.
282
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:21,670
Well, I mean, sweetheart, it's just,
it's just sex. It's not a big deal.
283
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,369
Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I...
284
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,200
Don't get me wrong. I think it's pretty
cool.
285
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,320
Why are you nervous?
286
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,740
Well, I don't know what to do. I don't
know what buttons to press or how to get
287
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her pregnant and stuff like that. You
don't want to get her pregnant.
288
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not. That's number one.
289
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Don't get her pregnant.
290
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Okay.
291
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,080
See, I don't know these things.
292
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,280
Imagine if I just came in her mouth or
something.
293
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,760
I mean, inside her pussy right there.
294
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:50,900
Sweetheart.
295
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,640
Look, I just don't know what to do.
296
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Pissed off because I just find this out
the day before my date. It's not a big
297
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,840
deal, though. I think you're
overthinking it. Most people don't even
298
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first date.
299
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,620
Yeah, they do.
300
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,460
I mean, sometimes they do. See?
301
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:09,660
Oh, my God.
302
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,320
I'm going to fucking die, virgin.
303
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,360
No, you are not going to.
304
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,880
You're being so dramatic.
305
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,920
It's not a big deal, sweetheart.
306
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,380
I'm just going to cry in here. Just
please leave me alone. I don't know what
307
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:23,380
do.
308
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:28,770
Look, there's other girls out there, and
the plenty of fish in the sea thing is
309
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:29,770
really true.
310
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,170
Because, I don't know, I just got my
hand in the internet. I know, but
311
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:37,950
sweetheart, what are you talking about?
Why would you even say that? You haven't
312
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even been on the date yet.
313
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You don't even know.
314
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:46,590
That's true, but I don't know.
315
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:51,450
Look, I can tell that you're really,
really nervous.
316
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:58,740
What if you weren't a virgin on your
date? Would that make you feel better?
317
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,000
Yeah, but I'm not going to lie.
318
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,220
I've already dug myself a deep hole.
319
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:09,140
I'm not saying you lie. I'm just saying
you lose your virginity before your
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date.
321
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,920
How is that supposed to happen?
322
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,200
Are you magic?
323
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,320
No, I'll help you with it.
324
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,200
I'll take your virginity.
325
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,960
Well, here, take it.
326
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:22,900
How do I...
327
00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:25,810
No, I mean, like, I'll have sex with
you.
328
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:30,590
Oh, my God. Are you serious? Yes, just
keep it between us.
329
00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:34,170
You're my stepson, and I love you, and I
care about you, and I really don't want
330
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:35,950
to see you this upset.
331
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:41,190
It's like your anxiety is so high
automatically that it's going to just be
332
00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:46,350
disaster. So if this is what's going to
help you, I'm your stepmom. I want to
333
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:50,190
help you. I want you to feel comfortable
on your first date with this girl that
334
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,099
you've liked.
335
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,100
For so long.
336
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:54,960
A little thing like sex and virginity.
337
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,040
I don't want that to be the reason why
you would cancel a date. Okay?
338
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:04,500
You're right. I don't want to fuck it
up. No. So, I will fuck you.
339
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,700
Okay? Let's, let's, just, just, don't,
don't tell your dad.
340
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,920
Don't tell anyone.
341
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,060
Keep it between us. Oh my god.
342
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:17,180
And, and, okay? We'll just, we'll do it,
we'll do it now.
343
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,220
Okay? Just, your date's tomorrow, right?
344
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,640
Uh, yeah, yeah, tomorrow. Okay, so.
345
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200
Wow.
346
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:27,520
Alright, sweetheart, just, again, don't
tell your dad.
347
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:29,340
Oh my god.
348
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:33,260
It'll just be really quick, too. I mean,
most men don't even last their first
349
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:35,580
time, like so. But don't worry about it.
Don't overthink it.
350
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,180
This will help you so much more, okay?
351
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,640
Just, don't make it weird.
352
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,020
Okay.
353
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,480
Here, lay back. Let me get your shorts
off.
354
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,160
I don't want to do this wrong.
355
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:59,060
You're not going to. Just relax, okay?
I'm your stepmom. I'm going to make sure
356
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:01,320
that you get through this and that
everything will be okay.
357
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:02,940
Alright?
358
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:11,340
But again, please don't tell your dad.
359
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,320
This has to stay between you and I.
360
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,640
Especially this.
361
00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:16,140
Oh my god, yeah, yeah.
362
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:18,960
I can't have another brother.
363
00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:22,630
No one's getting pregnant.
364
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,130
Okay.
365
00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:26,430
Oh my god.
366
00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,690
People have sex for fun?
367
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:34,210
All the time, sweetie. I think we've
kept you way too sheltered.
368
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,020
Are you ready for this?
369
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,060
Yeah.
370
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:30,920
Now remember, I'm just doing this
because I love you, and I care about
371
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,520
I want to make sure you're okay on your
first date.
372
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,260
Okay? Okay.
373
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,320
Oh, fuck.
374
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,880
Oh, my God.
375
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,120
Are you okay?
376
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:40,580
Yeah.
377
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:44,560
Oh, fuck.
378
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:46,860
Fuck. Oh, my God.
379
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:53,220
It's been a while since I've had sex
myself.
380
00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,180
Oh, fuck, sweetheart.
381
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,780
Are you alright?
382
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,800
I feel so good. Yeah, it feels good?
383
00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:05,060
Good.
384
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,440
Oh, my God.
385
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:13,300
Oh, shit.
386
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:18,260
Oh, my God, your dick actually feels
really good.
387
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,520
Oh shit.
388
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,760
Fuck, this actually feels so good.
389
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,540
Oh, it's been a minute since I've had
sex.
390
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,570
I think you're going to do just fine.
391
00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:39,230
Oh, shit.
392
00:24:42,790 --> 00:24:43,790
Oh,
393
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:46,550
fuck.
394
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:54,790
Oh, my God.
395
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,430
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
396
00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:01,210
You want another position?
397
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,860
Sweetheart. Oh my God.
398
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:22,180
You dick is so much bigger than your
father's.
399
00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:23,380
Oh, fuck.
400
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,240
Really? Uh -huh.
401
00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:30,460
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes.
402
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,380
Oh my God.
403
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,440
I cannot believe how good my stepmom's
dick is.
404
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,840
Oh my God. Fuck.
405
00:26:17,180 --> 00:26:19,800
Yeah, I know you like sex. You like the
view.
406
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,620
Just like father, like son. This is your
dad's favorite, too.
407
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:27,660
Or her wife, rather.
408
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:29,480
He and I used to have sex.
409
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:31,480
Oh, yes.
410
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,900
Oh, my God.
411
00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:03,930
Let me just taste my pussy off my
stepson's cock.
412
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,400
You okay if I tuck you in?
413
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:34,900
Yeah.
414
00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:40,960
I think I'm ready.
415
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,440
Yeah? You think you're ready?
416
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:43,660
Yeah.
417
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,280
Oh my god.
418
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,800
Alright then.
419
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,120
Why don't you bend me over?
420
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,160
Okay.
421
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,380
Are you ready to do this?
422
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,000
I think so.
423
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,940
Yeah? Go ahead and put it in.
424
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,840
Right there. Good job.
425
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:06,700
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
426
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,440
Oh, fuck, sweetheart.
427
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,020
Oh, my God. That feels so good.
428
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,060
Oh, fuck.
429
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:19,100
Oh, my God. Oh,
430
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:21,580
my God. Yes.
431
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:23,220
Fuck.
432
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,440
Oh, my God. It's been so...
433
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,200
actually a virgin this long. Your dick
is so good. It was such a waste.
434
00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:38,580
Fuck.
435
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,400
Oh my god, yes.
436
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,280
Oh my god, it's so fucking deep.
437
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,680
It's so big.
438
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,480
Oh, fuck.
439
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,440
Oh my god, yes.
440
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,940
Oh, fuck, yes.
441
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,200
Oh my God, sweetheart, yes, just like
that.
442
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,660
Oh, fuck.
443
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:07,680
Oh, yes.
444
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,320
Do you like how you step on these pussy
feels?
445
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,840
Uh -huh.
446
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:20,960
Oh, it's because it cares about you,
sweetheart.
447
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,199
Oh, fuck.
448
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,840
Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.
449
00:29:49,870 --> 00:29:51,230
My father never fucked me like this.
450
00:29:52,650 --> 00:29:53,690
Oh, fuck.
451
00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:56,310
Oh,
452
00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:58,010
my God.
453
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:05,330
Oh, my God. I want to feel every inch of
my septum cut.
454
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,270
Oh, fuck.
455
00:30:09,950 --> 00:30:10,950
Oh, yeah.
456
00:30:12,150 --> 00:30:14,310
Oh, my God.
457
00:30:15,090 --> 00:30:16,930
I can't believe we're doing this.
458
00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:22,550
I know. We can't tell him that either.
Oh my god. Oh fuck.
459
00:30:25,050 --> 00:30:27,950
Oh shit.
460
00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:33,170
Oh really fucking give it to me. Yes
right there.
461
00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:35,150
Oh shit.
462
00:30:35,470 --> 00:30:38,450
Oh my god. Sweetheart fuck yes.
463
00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:42,850
Oh my god.
464
00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:02,050
You guys are so good.
465
00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:06,570
Oh, yes, sweetie.
466
00:31:07,070 --> 00:31:08,970
Just like that, you do it so good.
467
00:31:42,990 --> 00:31:44,310
I can't seem to get my step done.
468
00:31:44,690 --> 00:31:45,690
Fucking God.
469
00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:22,600
in a more traditional way.
470
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,060
Yeah. Yeah.
471
00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:26,320
Yeah, traditional.
472
00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:27,579
Mm -hmm.
473
00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:29,020
Yeah. Yeah.
474
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,300
Oh, okay.
475
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,600
Mm -hmm.
476
00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:02,260
Yes, sweetheart.
477
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,360
Oh, fuck.
478
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:07,540
Oh, yeah. Is that okay for you? Yeah,
yeah.
479
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,480
Oh, fuck, yes.
480
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,060
Oh, my God.
481
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,480
Oh, yes.
482
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:18,740
Oh, my God.
483
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:21,900
Mm -hmm.
484
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,980
Oh, fuck.
485
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,800
Oh,
486
00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:27,980
my God, sweetheart.
487
00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,480
Oh, fuck, your dick feels...
488
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:31,989
fucking good.
489
00:33:31,990 --> 00:33:35,250
Oh, my God.
490
00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:37,010
Oh, fuck.
491
00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:42,410
Oh, shit.
492
00:33:44,630 --> 00:33:45,750
Oh, fuck.
493
00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:48,290
Oh,
494
00:33:49,630 --> 00:33:54,390
fuck. Yes, just like that. Oh, my God. I
think you're going to make me fucking
495
00:33:54,390 --> 00:33:55,390
cum.
496
00:34:09,870 --> 00:34:11,190
God, it's so good.
497
00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:16,610
Oh, shit.
498
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:23,929
It's just like that.
499
00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:25,350
Oh, fuck.
500
00:34:27,489 --> 00:34:30,090
Oh, my God, yes, sweetheart, right
there, right there.
501
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:33,389
Oh, fuck, yes.
502
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,740
Oh, be gentle with the clit, sweetie.
503
00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:36,840
Okay. Is this the first time you're ever
touching a pussy?
504
00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:38,520
Wow. Yeah.
505
00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:40,840
I can't believe I was inside you before.
506
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,140
Just get the dick back in me.
507
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,200
Oh, fuck yes.
508
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:50,200
Oh, fuck yes.
509
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,120
Oh my god, I knew I said something would
feel so fucking good.
510
00:35:58,580 --> 00:35:59,580
Yeah?
511
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,140
Oh fuck.
512
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,200
Oh my god, yes.
513
00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:06,680
Oh my god, yes.
514
00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:18,930
Right there. Right there.
515
00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:21,670
Oh, shit.
516
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:28,810
Oh, my God. Oh,
517
00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:35,230
fuck.
518
00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:45,450
Oh, my God. I can't believe how good my
son's dick feels.
519
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,080
Fuck.
520
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,440
Oh, yes.
521
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,620
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
522
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,160
Fuck.
523
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:04,100
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
524
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,800
Oh, yes, right there.
525
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,580
That's called, um, when a girl comes,
okay?
526
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:32,780
Wow, it's so much more wet.
527
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:34,760
Oh, shit.
528
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,200
Oh, fuck, yes.
529
00:39:14,930 --> 00:39:16,910
Fuck. Don't fucking make me come.
530
00:39:17,170 --> 00:39:18,570
Yeah, oh, don't come in my pussy.
531
00:39:18,930 --> 00:39:20,930
Make sure you let me know before you
come, okay?
532
00:39:22,150 --> 00:39:24,610
Don't come in your pussy. Don't come in
my pussy, remember, we don't want to get
533
00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:25,610
anybody pregnant.
534
00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:27,850
It feels so unnatural to come in there.
535
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:32,370
Just let, just let, don't let me know
when you're ready.
536
00:39:34,990 --> 00:39:36,190
Oh, fuck, fuck.
537
00:39:45,130 --> 00:39:46,770
fucking use my fucking pussy.
538
00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:48,290
Yes, yes, yes.
539
00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:54,740
Fuck yes, sweetie.
540
00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:56,640
Oh, my God.
541
00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:57,980
Oh,
542
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,900
my God.
543
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,920
Oh, yeah, I would expect that for your
first time.
544
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,540
Tastes pretty good, too.
545
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,760
I definitely think you don't have
anything to worry about on this date.
546
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,760
You're really good at it.
547
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:19,420
Oh, my God.
548
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:21,700
And if you...
549
00:41:22,270 --> 00:41:24,030
I want to practice a little bit more
before your date.
550
00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:27,130
Your dad's not going to be home until
much later.
551
00:41:27,730 --> 00:41:28,730
Oh, my God.
552
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:30,250
Okay. Yeah?
553
00:41:30,470 --> 00:41:34,530
Man, this is awesome. I feel like I can
just keep going.
554
00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:35,950
Yeah.
555
00:41:36,110 --> 00:41:37,110
Is this normal?
556
00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:40,570
Yeah, totally normal. I mean, you're 18.
557
00:41:42,550 --> 00:41:45,930
Let's go get cleaned up, have something
to eat, and then practice a little bit
558
00:41:45,930 --> 00:41:46,589
more later.
559
00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:47,590
Okay. Yeah?
560
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:48,850
Okay. Love you.
561
00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:50,110
Love you, too.
562
00:41:52,460 --> 00:41:53,460
Yes!
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