All language subtitles for Lizzie McGuire_ Super Popstar

Some say juvenile.

I say genius.

Eternity.

You do the keys and throw me back.

But in the way you do the things you do
to me.

I can't believe you're going to Rome for
two weeks all by yourself without me.

Without me there with you. Without me
with you there.

You there without me.

Mom, I think that's about all the
combinations of those words you can

Lizzie, this is a big day for you,
sweetheart.

Oh, he's going to quote a dead guy.

As William Shakespeare once wrote, be
not afraid of greatness.

Some are born great, some achieve
greatness, but some have greatness

them.

to get through graduation.

Greatness can wait till this nightmare
is over.

Hey, Gordo.

So, do I look okay?

Lizzie, I'm your guy best friend. You
should really talk to Miranda about this

stuff. But she's in Mexico City.

Yes. Your blue robe looks way cooler
than all the other girls.

Thanks. Oh, my God.

Only you would think that you could hide
that powder blue puffy sleeve. It's

kind of a peasant dress, but it might
just be a baggy disaster of questionable

fiber content that you wore to the
spring dance.

Lizzie McGuire, you are an outfit
repeater.

But I... Maybe I'm an outfit repeater,
but you're an outfit rememberer, which

just as pathetic.

Okay, does she not have anything better
to do than make my life miserable?

I mean, we used to be best friends.

Yeah, but that was before she became
popular.

McGuire!

Nice aftershave. Oh, thank you.

Margaret Chan either has Ebola or a very
bad cold. In any event, you're up.

Up where?

At the podium.

You're going to deliver the class
president's speech.

What about the vice president?

Well, he's not graduating.

The secretary treasurer is next in line.

All I did was handle petty cash.

Well, I'm sorry, but you're not buying
your way out of this.

Now, I want you to deliver your speech
with as much pride and commitment as

Margaret Chan would, even though you
know Margaret Chan.

You know Margaret Chan.

You know Margaret Chan.

You know Margaret Chan.

Run!

Ladies and gentlemen, Lucy McGuire.

any of us can really do that, but
anyway.

Honey, honey, I'm losing the feeling in
my knuckles.

She's one of those little furry animals
that killed on the Discovery Channel.

I think Margaret Tan would want me to
have some water right now.

Ryan Sawyer a video to embarrass you
like that.

What is that?

That is Miss Ungermeyer.

She's going to be our high school
principal for the next four years.

If you stay on her good side, it's a one
-way ticket to an Ivy League school.

you're on her bad side. Excuse me. I
need to mop up some puke.

Well, do you end up as that guy?

No, you end up working for that guy.

Miss Ungermeyer, can you make sure that
there are no garlic or soy products in

anything my Brittany puts near her
mouth? Miss Ungermeyer, Luke has tennis

elbow. Could somebody please carry his
luggage? Miss Ungermeyer, my son has

asthma and he must have his puffer.
That's right, Brittany. She's got it.

to 31 historically significant Roman
landmarks in two weeks.

Now when these back -talking miscreants
return to you, they will have dipped

their toes in a lake of culture before
assuming their destiny folding shirts at

the outlet mall.

Well, yet to experience the delights of
la chica eterna.

Rome, the eternal city.

No one read the info packets?

Watch and learn.

Um, Sondermeyer.

I just wanted to let you know that I'm
really looking forward to this exciting

and academically enriching trip.

What's your name?

David Gordon.

David Gordon?

I think in Italian that means a sneaky
brown noser with a hidden agenda.

She's got to go.

Bye, sweetie.

Safe trip, huh?

Okay. Hey!

We're going to the land where they
invented spaghetti!

Yeah, and the best part is, Kate and all
of the little blow -drying, teeth

-whitening friends who'd be ragging on
me right now for messing up graduation

all went to Waterslide Wonderland.

How many Lizzie says to take to screw in
the lightbulb?

I don't know, but it... It only takes
one to screw up a graduation.

Down each avenue or via street or
strada, you can see him

disappearing two by two.

On an evening in Omaha.

Do they take them for espresso?

Yeah, I guess so. On each lover's arm, a
girl I wish I knew.

On an evening in Omaha.

So please meet me in the plaza.

Thank you.

than most of you.

I've also enlisted a little help. The
assistant manager of the hotel, Giorgio

Averni, was a commander in the Italian
Navy and is therefore as up on his game

as I am mine.

Giorgio, would you like to brief my
students on the security procedures of

hotel?

You heard

the man.

David Gordon, you'll be rooming with
Ethan Kraft.

You'll be in room 103.

Are those English or Italian numbers?

You got a problem with that, Gordon?

No, ma 'am. Any room is just fine for
me.

Well, being a spineless little jellyfish
is almost as unattractive as being a

little brown -noser.

McGuire, seeing as how Margaret Chan was
unable to make the trip...

You will be rooming with... Okay, I am
not, under any circumstances, sharing a

room with... I'll be taking the bed by
the window.

You don't mind, do you?

Uh... Yes!

No.

I sleep much better with a Swiss
eiderdown.

Lizzie, seeing as we're roomies and
we're going to be spending all this time

together...

wanted to let you know I understand that
you want to put all that really

embarrassing stuff behind you and just
move on and have a fresh start.

You do?

Yes. I understand your dream. It's a big
dream. It's a huge dream. And you can't

do it alone.

In fact, I don't think you can do it at
all.

Let it go.

Lizzie, come on.

Don't worry. Don't worry.

Where are we going?

Look.

Wow.

Pretty cool, huh?

You know what, Gordo?

I'm not going to let Kate Sanders get to
me.

Promise me something.

Anything.

Promise me that when we're here, we'll
find adventures.

All right? This is our chance to start
over. I mean, do anything that we want

do.

Yeah. I know, you're right.

You and me, adventures.

Deal.

Deal.

of the world and make a wish and toss
their coin in the trippy fountain.

I'll tell you something.

Those people are suckers, all right? You
got to make your own luck in this

world. All right. Moving on, people.
Let's go.

Susie. Gracias.

Susie. Gracias.

You know what? Forget what she said.
Make a wish.

I'm in Rome with my best friend. I'm
good.

You make one.

Okay.

Isabella? Huh?

Okay, I was pushing for smooth sailing
through high school, but this will work.

Uh, I'm sorry, it's just... You look an
awful lot like a friend of mine.

Paolo, you have to get your photo shoot.

We gotta go.

All right, what you little halflings are
feeling right about now is your energy

flagging. We got four more stops today.
I want you people to at least be able to

shuffle from monument to monument. We
got one word for that, and it's gelato.

Now, keep in mind that Italian ice cream
has about twice the sugar of American

ice cream.

Means you're going to want about two
scoops, huh?

I know I do. All right.

I don't mean to bother you.

I'm Paolo.

Paolo Valassari. Oh, um, I'm Lucy
McGuire, and this is my friend Gordo.

This is my friend Sergei.

Sergei, doesn't she look exactly like
Isabella?

her twin.

Isabella is my singing partner, and
you're like her sister, like two pods

bee.

Lizzie, can I see you again?

Maybe tomorrow.

Please?

What's the word for yes in Italian?

Si!

No, I'm... It's okay, I can cover for
it.

Ed check!

I'm sorry, I'm here with my school, so I
can't...

Forgive me if I embarrass you, but it's
just that some people, when they come to

Rome, they want to find adventure.

Oh, it's okay.

I got some cold cheese.

Did you just say cold cheese? What?

Paolo, we must go.

Lizzie, if you change your mind, I will
meet you tomorrow morning at the Trevi

Fountain at 9 o 'clock.

Hey, Gordon.

Aguardo, did you not hear me say head
check?

15, 16.

Who are you?

Palo Balassari.

Put your money in your front pocket.

She makes me very scared.

Join the club.

Lizzie.

Chip at the arm.

What does that mean?

We will see each other.

and Isabella City isn't so bad.

I mean, if you're into the Alanis
Morissette -y, alternative, dark, like,

brooding -I -never -got -into -the
-sunshine -of -my -life's -a -miserable

-black -hole -of -depression kind of
thing, then you'd think they'd think.

I mean, for, like, driving around in the
car with the top down, putting on your

lip gloss, loving life kind of thing,
they're good. Here, listen.

Not bad.

You scented soap, huh?

What? Um, never mind.

Paolo wants me to meet him at the Trevi
Fountain tomorrow.

So go.

But that would mean I would have to
sneak away from the group.

So?

So I'm, like, physically incapable of
sneaking.

Lizzie, weren't you the one that said
that we were going to have adventures on

this trip?

Yeah, we.

We were going to have adventures. And we
will. It just so happens that you have

dibs on the first one.

Okay.

Just as long as we don't do anything
that would get us tossed on a plane home

Miss Ungermeyer.

Lizzie, are you feeling okay?

Is this girl sick, or isn't she?

She doesn't have a fever, and yet she's
in bed.

Ask yourself why a beautiful young girl
on her first visit to Rome, probably

seeking adventure, wants to lie in a bed
all day.

She's ill.

You know, I heard she fell down at
graduation with a complete fool out of

herself. You think that could have
something to do with this? I saw that on

CNN.

CNN?

Often the nervous system collapses after
that type of utter humiliation.

Do you have any recommendations? Oh,
yeah.

This young woman should stay in bed.

She should also eat two apricots.

For digestion?

No, they're in season.

Very delicious.

Feel better, Senorita McGuire.

Rest up, McGuire. Don't want you to miss
out on all the adventures of Rome.

Doctor, I have a boil.

Uno, due, tres.

Ven.

I just... I had the most wish for you to
come.

I have to show you something.

Come on.

Wow!

I just thought you should see Rome the
way Romans do.

So you knew that I would come?

I hoped you would.

Are you sure you know how to drive this
thing?

This is Rome.

Nobody knows how to drive.

to happen in Rome, but with Lucy there,
something will.

And what precisely are you going to do
with that information?

Just give it away like you did with the
graduation video?

Hey, she was really freaked out by that.

And you have what to show for it?

The pride of a job well done?

Try buying a PS2 with the pride of a job
well done.

Oh, Matt, Matt, Matt.

We've been over this before.

Cash up front.

Melina, are you staying for dinner?

I'd love to, Miss McGuire.

Great. We'll need extra energy to work
on our summer reading list.

Well, in that case, I'll make some
brownies.

I've said it before, you're weak!

Weak! Don't do anything without
consulting me first.

You rock.

I know that our lives are a little
different.

Actually, several universes different.

But doesn't your friend Sergei ever get
tired of following us around everywhere?

Actually, Sergei's my bodyguard. So you
see, between me and Sergei, you'll

always be safe.

Wow!

How famous do you have to be before you
need a bodyguard?

Excuse me, Ms. Ungermeyer, didn't we
just pass the Castel San Antro? Yep,

about it? Oh, I just noticed that it's
not on our itinerary.

That is correct.

Well, shouldn't it be? I mean, it was a
papal residence, and it does contain

frescoes from artists influenced by the
school of Raphael.

What are you up to, Gordon? Nothing. I
just figured that while in Rome, you

should be exposed to as much Renaissance
Raphaelite work typified by chiaroscuro

and Hellenic mythical imagery as humanly
possible.

Gordon, you are on the list.

And the list is not a place you want to
be.

What is this?

Only in Rome, huh?

You know how to move that thing or you
want me to do it for you?

What are you looking at?

A piece of that?

A piece of the Ungermeyer?

And over there by that statue, you see
it? Yeah.

That's where the artist Caravaggio had
his opponent burnt at the stake.

Oh, wait, it was the Pope who had
Caravaggio burnt at the stake.

Either way, this neighborhood was tough.

Paola. Si, Karina.

Do you still love her?

Who, Isabella?

Si.

Of course I still love her.

But like a sister.

So, why'd you break up?

It's, um, it's complicated.

What?

I mean, yes, we've been voted best pop
duo of the year again, but I want to do

more serious music. And when I told this
to Isabella, she said flat out no.

So I was forced to tell her this is it.

This will be our last CD together.

What'd she do? Did she totally freak
out? She totally freaked out. And yes, I

feel awful about that, but what about
me? I need to grow as an artist, you

Yeah.

So, the other day when I saw you, I
just, I don't know, I had this crazy, I

just, I don't know.

What?

I had this crazy idea that maybe you
could help me.

Come on.

How crazy could it be? Just tell me. No,
I can't. It's too, it's too... Please.

Okay.

Isabel and I are supposed to present an
award together at the International

Music Video Awards.

Cool for regular people like me, but for
you, I guess it's just like work. No,

no, no, no, no, no. It's cool for me,
too. You get all kinds of free gift

baskets and stuff.

But now, because Isabella's so mad at
me, she's refusing to appear.

The record company's threatening to sue
her if she doesn't show up. And what

about you?

For me, it's no problem. I write the
music.

I don't know where it comes from. It
just comes from me.

La, la, la, la. See?

So I can go solo.

But Isabella...

She needs the help to save me. You mean
Isabella Lipstick?

Please, please, please, please. You must
promise me you'll speak of this to no

one. Imagine what would happen to
Isabella's career.

Oh, that's so sweet you still care about
her.

You're definitely broken up, right?

Sí.

So when I saw you yesterday and I saw
how all those people thought you were

Isabella, I got my crazy idea that maybe
you could pretend to be Isabella for

one night and present the award with me
on stage.

Present an award?

in a crowd.

I could never do that.

Of course you can do it.

You are magnificent.

I don't know Italian, but I know what
that means.

I don't know, Paolo.

Don't worry, Karina.

I could never ask you to do this crazy
thing.

No. You know what?

You don't have to ask.

If this is going to help you and
Isabella, then... I'll do it.

Gracias.

Head check!

Gordo.

Gordo!

You, Lizzie McGuire, are actually
presenting an award at the IMVAs with

No, me, Isabella, with Paolo.

What? It's a long story, but I'm doing
it because the real Isabella won't.

You're actually going to get up on stage
in front of all these people? Well,

that's the great thing about it, Gordo.
It's not going to be me.

It's Paolo's idea to help Isabella
because he still loves her.

But not romantically, like a sister.

He is so amazing.

And he's 17.

I mean, for being so famous and so used
to getting everything that you want,

he's just so kind.

For real?

That's a lot to say about someone just
knowing them a day.

like I've known him my whole life, you
know?

Anyway, I just wanted to come by today
and thank you. I mean, I had the most

magical day of my life, and it wouldn't
have happened if it weren't for you.

Mwah.

That's good, huh? You're such a good
friend.

The sting.

What sting?

You want a little mano a mano?

See... This is one of the reasons that
me and you aren't friends.

Because I never have any idea what
you're talking about.

You see, some dudes get the approach.

Others, the sting.

That Italian dude, he's big time
approach.

I actually feel my brain turning into
goo.

Embrace the sting.

That's what you're vibing here from
Lizzie. Wait a minute.

Now you actually think that I'm jealous
of Paolo.

Word.

No. No, see, that would mean... that I
like Lizzie as more than a friend.

See, what do you mean you and I have
trouble communicating, bro?

You're wrong, man.

Whoa!

This girl looks freakishly like my
sister!

Zoom! Zoom!

Another freakish coincidence. I mean,
she has the same necklace as my

Why do we even pretend you're in charge?

Okay, let's see what this says.

Isabella goes blonde. Italian pop duo
Apollo and Isabella wild the crowd

a gelato shop near the Trevi Fountain,
showing off Isabella's new blonde hair.

They must think that Lizzie is this
famous singer.

If I show this to my mom, Lizzie will be
so busted.

If you show this to your mom, it's worth
nothing.

But if you show this to the Italian
tabloid...

We'll be rolling in cash, my friend.

Interesting.

We?

Not up to toughing it out in the streets
with us, Miss McGuire?

I could try, Miss Ungermeyer.

No, I just hate seeing you being denied
the cultural experience of being in a

foreign country.

I mean, you missed seven points of
historical significance yesterday.

I know. It's really killing me too, Miss
Ungermeyer.

Which is why...

I thought I'd bring you a little
something to help ease the pain.

Well, that's really thoughtful of you.

Well, seeing as how your teeny tiny
little body just doesn't have the

we're going to have to let your mind do
the wandering.

The rise and decline of the Roman
Empire.

I'd like one report on the rise and one
on the decline.

Ouch! If I didn't have a headache a
minute ago, I do now.

You don't have a problem with that, do
you, McGuire?

Um, no.

I mean, what else do I have to do?

Via Condor. It is one of the most
expensive shopping districts in the

world. We must find the perfect outfit
for the award.

Oh, hey, Isabella. Ciao.

Ciao.

Your hair is so blonde and innocent.

Who did it?

Um,

the island that we were on was really,
really sunny, so it was just the sun.

Sun? We must get sun too, no?

Okay, ciao, Bella. Ciao.

You see, they all want to be you. No,
they want to be Isabella.

Here, sit and I'll get Franka. I will
just be a moment.

Whoa, take your time.

I'll just be sitting here in heaven.

Hard as it is to imagine as we look at
the crumbling ruins of the Forum that

this was once the center of commerce,
religion, and politics in ancient Rome.

All right, now the Forum...

culture was born.

Yeah, Kraft?

Is it time for spaghetti?

It's like nine in the morning.

Yeah, so?

You never had leftover spaghetti for
breakfast?

I don't eat carbs.

Oh, and I suppose you never had a
spaghetti sandwich either. This cultural

experience is like so wasted on you.

Excuse me, where'd you buy that Prada
bag?

Kraft, Sanders, separate.

Oh, we did, Miss Ungermeyer. And thank
God.

Why don't you people do something at
your skill level here?

Take a 10 -minute shopping break while I
choke down on espresso.

Whoa, this dude definitely spent way too
much time on his biceps, not enough on

his abs. Totally old school.

Nice spot, bro.

Watch and learn.

The slow curve.

Works every time.

I've got to go talk to them. Hey, bro,
that's not how the slow curve works.

come to us.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Do you guys speak English?

Yes.

It is your friend we like.

Word. Word?

Is that his name?

Yeah, sure. Hey, listen, do you guys
know who that is on the cover?

Paul and Isabella.

Certo.

Do you think you guys could translate it
for me?

Only if you introduce us to Word.

Well, can I keep the magazine then?

Deal. All right.

Let's go.

Ciao, Word.

Word.

English? Yes, she's speaking only
English.

Our new singer is in English and
Isabella needs to practice.

What have you done?

You look... You look like a schoolgirl.

Maximus, what is wrong?

You look like a schoolgirl. Nice,
Maximus.

Very odd.

There is something... Something very
different about you.

Rest. The rest on the island is a better
world of good. She's transformed.

Yeah.

Well, hang on. I'll put clothes on
these.

You, fix the hair, fix the eyebrows, fix
the lips.

Oh, and fix the ears.

Fix the ears?

Jewelry.

Jewelry. Now that's a language every
girl understands.

We'll have to fix that.

Okay, none of these are me.

Why are you laughing at me?

Because you're not supposed to be here.
Okay, well, if I have to go on stage in

front of an audience as Isabella, then
I'm going to have to be confident. And

that's, like, the thing I'm worst at.
We're all the same that way.

Not you.

Yes, me. And Isabella, too.

But it's how she works through her fears
that makes her strong.

For instance, Isabella doesn't let Frank
at the Monk of Athene tell her what to

wear.

Isabella tells Frank.

Okay, so you're telling me to tell Frank
at the Monk of Athene how I should

dress. See?

That's your strength, Isabella. Why?

Why? Why?

You don't like my clothes?

No, no, I love your clothes.

But I don't want you to dress me.

Bella Parigi, and I dress myself.

So, choices.

I need choices.

Whoa.

I really like these two.

You pick.

Both. Both?

Wow, this is the exact same color that I
wore to my spring formal, and Danny

Kessler thought that I looked...

Why don't you go more often?

It's not closed.

Why is it so open when there is no rain?

It's umbrella.

I am Sergei.

Sergei.

Well, Sergei, you're going to have to...

Because you are one hunk of Slavic
muscle does not mean you're not going to

it on my list.

Elevator is safe now.

You feeling any better?

a little warm.

Miss Sanders, would you be so kind just
to look after her for me?

Look after her as in do stuff for her?
Miss Ungermeyer, why should I be

punished? I'm not the one who's sick.

Next year, I'm joining the mouth
breathers at Waterslide Wonderland.

You are so busted. You've been out of
this hotel room.

What?

How do you know?

Please. Your eyebrows finally match.
Your hair has highlights.

Fresh manicure. I smelled acetone the
second I walked in the lobby.

Okay, but you didn't rap me out to Miss
Ungermeyer.

Yet. Not until I figure out what's in it
for me.

Now spill, dorkerella.

You'll never make me talk!

I know that this sounds insane, but I
think Paolo really does like me.

How could this happen? How did you get
my trip? How is Lizzie McGuire living

this fantasy, and I can't even get an
Italian boy to buy me a plate of

spaghetti? Um...

Kate, you don't eat spaghetti.

I'd eat carbs if an Italian boy bought
them for me.

So, I suppose you want me to keep quiet
about this.

Yeah, I'd appreciate that.

Well, I'll keep it quiet if you keep it
quiet about me keeping it quiet.

And when we get back home, I'm the cool
one again, and you turn back into a

pumpkin.

Oh my gosh, it's her.

What are you doing?

It's a long story.

What do you want? We're closed.

I just wanted to talk to Lizzie. So
talk.

I was kind of thinking maybe, you know,
outside in the courtyard.

If this is about that whole bizarre,
parallel universe, Italian rock star

suddenly a diva thing, I know all about
it.

She figured it out.

Evil and smart.

Embrace it. Fear it.

I thought you might want to take a look
at this.

I'm on the front cover of a tabloid!

everyone who's always believed in me
this great honor.

Do you know what that says?

It says that Paolo and Isabella are
supposed to be singing at the music

Well, it's got to be a mistake.

I had some Italian girls translate it.
Paolo didn't tell you?

No. Don't you think it's kind of weird
that he tried to hide this from you? Oh,

my God. Can you believe it? Maybe it's
just a last -minute thing, Gordo.

Aren't these things planned for, like,
months in advance?

Gordo, when did you become an expert on
Italian award show thingies?

It's called common sense, Lizzie, which
I happen to have a lot of, to make up

for my lack of the slow curve.

Slow curve?

Forget it. Look, if you want to believe
some Italian kid that you think you know

after two days because he's an
international superstar, is really rich

nice hair, be my guest.

Gordo!

Oh my god, he's early!

Oh my god, I gotta go get dressed. Oh,
don't worry. I'll cover for you in case

Miss Ungermeyer does one of her psycho
middle -of -the -night head -check

things.

Thanks. I owe you.

Duh.

Mom, Dad, I found something on the
internet I think you both should see.

What is it?

Well, since Lizzie's in Europe, I
thought I'd do a little e -search on

That's nice, huh? But what I found out
is not so e -assuring.

In fact, it may shock you.

What are we looking at? Maybe nothing
and maybe something.

You see, one poll, 74 % of Italian
teenage boys said they would most like

to date American girls.

Where'd you get these numbers?

They're available for anyone who has a
computer.

You don't have to worry about your
sister's son. She's very well

Miss Ungermeyer's there.

Yeah, what is she, 5 '1", 5 '2", max?

Oh, please.

Matt, as interesting as this is, where
are you taking it?

All right, you caught me. I always do.

I don't know why I even try.

I'll deny I ever said this, but... I
miss my sister. There, I said it.

Now you know.

I know I rag on her all the time, but
now that she's gone, I... I... We

miss her, too.

Oh, so much.

I feel so alone.

Listen to me.

You don't have to make fake pie charts.

You just come to us with the truth,
okay?

I know that now, Mom.

so hard. I miss her so much. I can't
believe I let you talk me into letting

go on that trip.

I'll go get the passports.

Yes. What is this?

A card.

Look, are we supposed to sing?

Excuse me?

Don't speak to me in Italian.

It's too adorable.

Are Paolo and Isabella supposed to sing
at the awards?

Yes.

I wanted to tell you, but you told me
not to telephone the hotel. Come on,

on, get in. I'll explain everything on
the way.

I want to show you the Tivoli Gardens
before sunset.

Come on, we have to get you back by ten.

Okay.

So, where is Sergei?

You're not the only one who sneaks up at
night.

Isabella and I were going to sing, but
after Isabella would not speak to me, I

told the producers we refused to
perform.

I said Isabella had throat problems.

So, what happened? I mean, what changed?

Isabella did.

The real Isabella, or me Isabella? You.
A reporter heard us speaking in front of

the gelato shop, and he reported
Isabella's voice was fine. And he said

English was very good, by the way. But
then the record company called, and now

they're going to sue if we don't sing.

I mean, us sing? Don't worry, Karina.
I'll make this work.

Look.

Look, Paolo.

I don't think this is going to work.

I mean, I cannot sing in front of an
audience. I won't even let my mom hear

sing in the shower.

Lizzie, I'll teach you all you need to
know.

Okay. So what is Isabella going to do
when she sees me being her?

Ah, but she won't. She's off on some
island trying to get over all of this.

Come on.

Here's my vow to you.

I, Paolo Balastari, will never let you,
Lizzie McGuire, be embarrassed.

If I fail, I have to spend seven days
with that scary head check woman.

Her name's Miss Ungermeyer.

Karina, hasn't everything I promised you
come to be?

Everyone believes you are Isabella.
You're having the time of your life

someone else.

You even told Brankett and Montecatini
to pass off.

Don't you trust that we can do the
singing together?

I guess.

Well, you shouldn't.

You got there, little man.

Nothing. What's this?

That's not Lizzie, no.

Yes, it is.

What is it? I know my daughter. I gave
her that necklace.

All right, tell me what you know that I
don't.

It's only a 14 -hour flight, Dad.

All right, people, swallow those
biscotti. We've got a big day, the

the Coliseum.

Gotta get these apricots to McGuire. You
look thick as a dog this morning.

Gordon, you having a problem?

No, I'm just... I'm starting to agree
with Ethan. I think we need to eat more

spaghetti. You demand!

Sorry.

Mr. Gordon, is there a reason you don't
want me to go upstairs?

No, I just really think we should get
going.

So much Roma, so little time.

Well, you know, when I get upstairs and
I...

Will, get upstairs.

I expect to find Miss McGuire in her
bed.

Well, you know, she may be in the
bathroom or something.

You know, I'm beginning to get the
feeling she was never sick to begin

No, no, no, she was.

You know, I bet this whole thing was
just a clever ruse to sneak out of this

hotel, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was.

It was?

Well, Lizzie and I were talking about
adventures and that.

I don't know. Yeah, spit it out, Gordon.

Lizzie's upstairs. It's me.

I'm the one who's been sneaking out.

You?

Feels good to get it off my chest.

You realize what this means?

I shouldn't look to you for a college
recommendation?

You should look for your suitcase,
Gordon.

You're going home.

Oh, I pegged you right from the start.

David Gordon.

Sneaky little brown noser with a hidden
agenda.

Now you're busted.

Love lifts us up where we belong.

Wow, this place is so cool.

See? Are you sure it's okay that we're
here?

Sing. And here is where exactly?

It's a rehearsal hall. But the Coliseum
will look more like this.

Sergei!

If you want to convince the world you're
Isabella, you must take the stage.

You must dance.

And sing.

Have you ever...

Just move your mouth with the words.

Oh, no, you want me to lip -sync?

See, just like Isabella. You said you
know the song, right?

Oh, well, yeah. I mean, I have your CD,
but I mean... Well, try it.

I'm not gonna try it.

Okay.

Have you ever...

Such a beautiful night.

I could almost kiss the stars for
shining so bright.

Was it awful?

Uh, yes.

But it helps to sing.

Really, really sing?

Sing. It looks more real when you're lip
syncing.

But you weren't singing.

But I won't be lip syncing.

Lizzie, no one's going to hear you. When
you're on stage, the microphone will be

off. You must try.

Please.

Have you ever seen

such a beautiful night?

Oh, I'm glad you're up. I had the most
amazing night. I'm gonna go grab Gordo

I can take you guys together, okay? You
won't find him.

What? Why? Where'd he go?

Probably getting on a plane right now.

Why? He totally covered for you and got
himself kicked off the trip.

I don't believe it. Why would he do
that?

You're seriously asking that question?

The plane has left yet. Do you know what
flight he's on? Si, si.

I will call.

I could not believe that Gordo would do
this for me.

Maybe he's not on the plane yet. Maybe I
could go to the airport and I could...

And what?

I don't know.

I am now on the hold.

Thank you very much.

The plane is gone.

Oh, is it, sir?

I've been relaxing on the island, trying
to forget about this whole situation,

and then this?

Can somebody please tell me what is
going on?

I can.

That's my friend, Lizzie McGuire.

Hey,

let him go.

Let him go.

I demand for you to tell me everything
you know about this Lizzie McGuire.

Well, I demand for you to tell me
everything there is to know about this

Valassari. I left him and all of my
thoughts about him on the island.

What? You may have left him on the
island, but my friend Lizzie is out

pretending to be you so that you don't
get sued.

We need to talk in private.

Gordo's life is ruined because of me.

Selfish me.

So what are you going to do now?

It's over. I'm going to turn myself in
to Miss Uncle Mark.

Lizzie, you'll get fed home and then you
won't be able to help Palo.

Okay, well, I'm never going to be able
to get through this the way I feel now.

Okay, fine, quit.

But then everything Gordo did will be
for nothing.

Now you know things are bad when Kate
starts making sense.

I know one thing's for sure.

What? I'm not going to have to act sick
today.

Mr. Craft, you were in the most historic
and beautiful city in the world.

Has that had no effect on you?

Well, actually, it has.

The cobblestones are shredding my
wheels. I switched to a pair of

pterodactyls.

Have you even made a dent in your
reading list?

I finished it.

You read 11 books?

I mean, I read the list.

McGuire. Lizzie McGuire. Si, si, we are
in the travel guide.

No, no.

No.

We're the parents of Lizzie. Ah!

Viola, we see.

I call a cab. It's very far.

Anybody else want to step up to the
plate?

Who's asking for McGuire?

I'd left you four messages already, but
she's been under my watchful eye all the

while. Where'd Sanders go?

Lizzie, sweetheart.

Honey.

Cool!

Where is Lizzie? And do you have any
embarrassing photos or videos of her

she's been here?

Uh... You better tell us where Lizzie is
or this deck's gonna catch some

serious... Well, it's possible that
she's at the International Music Video

Awards doubling for an Italian pop star
named Isabella who's like totally her

twin.

Why does everyone always look at me like
that?

Capito? Si.

What? He said for you to enter from
here, stage right. And I must enter from

stage left, over there.

And what about my dress? I still have to
get dressed and everything.

Franco delivered it. It's waiting in
your dressing room. Lizzie, you have

Calm down. You can do it.

Of course I can do it.

This is moi we're talking about.

I don't think I can do it. Lizzie, you
must.

We've rehearsed this. You know all the
steps. You know all the words. You will

be great.

I know.

How do you know?

Because.

Because you shine like the light from
the sun.

Paolo.

Paolo.

Isabella, let's go.

Lizzie.

Gordo. Oh, my God, what are you doing
here? Lizzie, Lizzie, that's not

right now. You need to listen to me. Of
course it's important.

I feel so bad. I cannot believe that you
would do that for me. Wait a minute.

Why aren't you gone?

It's a long story, but... Okay, well, I
want to hear all about it, but I've got

to go get my dress on, okay? Lizzie,
listen to me.

Paolo is setting you up.

What are you talking about?

Actually, he is setting me up.

Freaky, huh?

Way freaky.

Way, way freaky.

That... Whole story about Paolo doing
his own music and going solo.

That's Isabella. She is the one that
sings live.

Si. Paolo is the one that lip -syncs,
not me.

Isabella is the one that wants to quit
the act. Paolo is just a liar.

This has all been some crazy scheme to
set you up and embarrass you on stage so

it looks like Isabella can't sing.

Si, si. It's true.

Paolo wants to destroy Isabella's
career.

But Paolo would never do that to me.

I don't believe you.

Isabella, you have to put on your dress
immediately, please.

Lizzie, who are you going to believe?

This boy you are knowing your whole life
or this boy you are just meeting who

says you shine with the light from the
sun?

Okay, well, then you're here now, so go
and sing.

But I am not blonde.

Paolo will know that it's me, and he'll
make an excuse to leave.

But if we want to get back at him in
front of the whole world on live TV, we

must make him sing, and really sing, not
leave -sing. But how? What am I

supposed to do? I can't sing live.

You have to go now.

Change. Change. Change your clothes and
go up there and do what you rehearsed,

okay? Everything will be fine.

I promise. I have a plan. What plan?

28 minutes to show time. So what's the
plan?

I don't know.

No, he did not. There is no track.

Paolo, he says you're going to sing live
like you always do.

E ora, ragazzi!

Paolo Isabella!

Pedro, turn down Isabella's mic. What's
that?

Turn down...

Beautiful.

Lady Maguire is a nice girl. You try to
hurt her.

Let me go, Sergei. You work for me. Not
anymore, Paolo. I quit.

Paolo cannot sing music now.

You must face me.

Beautiful.

get when you go to Europe?

Adventure, romance, total confidence?

Yeah. Well, if all that can happen to
Lizzie McGuire, the only thing I know

is I don't know anything.

That's hot.

What?

Girls who think they know everything are
just eternal.

Really? Oh, totally.

Like, what about you not ratting out
Lizzie?

I mean, that was just so...

Not you.

Mom,

Dad, I'm so glad that you guys made it.
You would have never believed me. That

is for sure.

I thought after you found out all the
things that I did, I would be grounded.

You're grounded for the rest of the
summer, sweetheart.

But we're really proud of you.

You know, lying, even for a good reason,
is beneath you, Gordon.

Yeah, I know. I know. I'm a lying,
spineless, brown -nosing jellyfish with

hidden agenda.

I get it.

Well, that may be true.

But I'll tell you something. Little Miss
Devo over there told me everything.

The way I see it, you're a pretty loyal
friend, Gordon.

Loyalty goes a long way with the
Ungermeyer.

Thanks.

Just think about it. You've got four
years of high school to look forward to

together, huh?

Ooh, Sammy.

Sergei is hungry.

So is Miss Ungermeyer.

You are a strong woman.

You protect cubs like lions.

Sergei is impressed.

You're still on my list.

As long as I am at the top.

Hey there, I bet you're wondering, who
is this Lizzie McGuire, and where did

come from, and what are her most
embarrassing moments?

Well, I can give you total access to all
of that for a very competitive price.

Winning the road.

We do not blackmail our sisters.

As a former commander in the Italian
Navy, I am ordering you to leave the

country. No!

Hey.

So.

One last sneak away for old time's sake?

Yeah. Sounds good.

Okay.

So are you going to miss it here?

I don't know. Kate says that I should
just stay and have my stuff shipped over

from home. Because when I leave here,
it'll never be the same.

Well, she's wrong as usual.

You didn't have to be in Rome for all
this to happen.

You think?

Trust me. You had it in you the whole
time.

Gordo?

What?

Welcome.

Yeah, so, um, wanna get back to that
party so we don't get in any more

Yeah, I can't afford any more trouble.

Yeah. Come on.

I think you're going nowhere when you're
walking down the street.

Acting like you just don't care when
life could be so sweet.

Why you wanna be like that if there's
nothing new?

You're not fooling no one, you're not
even fooling you.

So walk a little slower and open up your
eyes.

Sometimes it's so hard to see the good
things passing by.

There may never be a sign, no flashing
neon light.

This song is right, so why not take a
crazy chance? Why not

do a crazy dance?

Looking in all the wrong places.

When all of the time you've been blind
to love.

It's plain as the nose on your faces.

It's here.

It's now.

Open your eyes and see it.

Wondering why love is.