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Yeah, no,

no, listen, it's a great idea. No, look, she's been wanting a car for a while.

So yeah, I'm glad you finally came around.

Yeah, don't, no, I'll be there every step of the way.

I'll, yeah, okay?

Alright, listen, I want to be the best stepdad possible.

Okay, she's going to be so excited.

All right.

Maybe I'll go out to dinner tonight to celebrate when you get home.

Okay, baby?

All right.

All right. I'll see you when you get home.

I'll let her know. I'll let her know.

Okay. All right. Bye -bye.

She's going to be so excited about this.

Laura!

Are you here?

Coming! Okay.

So I know it's something that you've really been wanting.

And I talked to your mom and we've decided, you know, we're going to get

car. Shut up. No, no, we are. You're lying. Shut up.

I wouldn't say I wouldn't lie to you.

Oh, my.

How did you convince her? I mean, it took me forever to convince her. I just

you six months ago. And what did you tell her?

Well, you know, it's just it makes sense.

You know, I mean, listen, you're 20.

You're getting ready to graduate from college. You need your independence.

Yeah, but she usually says I need to graduate college and do this and do

What'd you say to her?

I just, you know, showed her the other side of it. You know how, like, listen,

you're not going to have to rely on her to take you anywhere.

You can have your own car.

Oh, my God. And I can go out with my friends and go to the movies and I can

shopping by myself.

I'm sure your mom's going to have some say about that, but...

You know, that's a step in the right direction. Oh, my God. Get up. Get up.

up. Oh,

my God.

Thank you so much. You're so welcome.

Oh, my goodness.

I don't know how you did it.

You know, just a little convincing. Oh, my God. You're the best at that ever.

I'm glad you're happy.

Oh, my. I need to think of a way to thank you. You're grateful as is

enough. No, come on.

We could do better than that, right?

Well. I'm sure you'll think of something.

Well, I already thought of something.

Yeah,

sweetheart, that's a little inappropriate.

Oh, shut up. I've seen you watch me whenever I got out of my towel.

No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. I liked it.

Not like it. I mean, it was great.

Really? Yeah, I wouldn't tell mom if that's what you're thinking. If that's

you're saying, no.

I mean,

like... It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. You know what?

I have this oil right here. I mean... And, you know, you could rub

me down with it while we talk about it. And we could, like, relax each other.

Um, relaxing might be a good idea right now.

Okay, here you go.

You can start with my ass first.

Oh, um... Oh,

okay, alright.

It's okay, don't be shy.

I know you have firmer hands than that. Come on.

I want to.

Wow,

that's really, really tight.

Do you relax?

Um, yeah.

See, isn't this way better than dinner?

Um, it sure is.

You know, you can take my panties off, right?

You think that's a good idea?

I mean, just for a better grip, right?

Okay.

Mm -hmm.

way better grip, right?

Yeah.

Definitely.

I get to do it too, right?

As long as your mom doesn't find out.

I promise I won't tell her.

You won't either, right?

Oh, no.

Definitely not.

Not?

Wait, hold on. You've got to make it cinematic because my mom told me that it

was huge.

So I'm really excited.

She said that? Yeah.

Just...

Okay, you better think I'm really grateful because this is going inside

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Look at that thing.

Okay.

You want to see if my mouth fits on it?

If you think that's a good idea.

Mm -hmm

Bye.

You're coming to his talk?

I don't think she's gone.

your mom says.

Yeah? Yeah.

Good.

Don't tell her that.

Show me how good

Oh, my God.

I'm going to go look at cars right now.