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Clear! 3 00:00:13,265 --> 00:00:15,039 Okay, I'm calling it. 4 00:00:17,790 --> 00:00:19,975 Time of death... 5 00:00:20,059 --> 00:00:22,728 8:32. 6 00:00:22,795 --> 00:00:25,681 [Gareth Dunlop's Here Comes the Night] 7 00:00:25,765 --> 00:00:30,352 ♪ Here comes the night ♪ 8 00:00:32,105 --> 00:00:36,775 ♪ when all the ghosts come out ♪ 9 00:00:38,911 --> 00:00:43,615 ♪ I'm haunted by everything ♪ 10 00:00:45,285 --> 00:00:50,038 ♪ it reminds me of myself ♪ 11 00:00:53,826 --> 00:00:58,496 ♪ I feel it's all somehow... ♪ 12 00:01:02,302 --> 00:01:07,189 ♪ those lights above racing by ♪ 13 00:01:07,273 --> 00:01:11,977 ♪ it's a trick of the moonlight ♪ 14 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:19,034 ♪ it's a trick of the moonlight ♪ 15 00:01:19,118 --> 00:01:22,788 ♪ ♪ 16 00:01:22,855 --> 00:01:27,326 ♪ here lies the ground ♪ 17 00:01:29,879 --> 00:01:35,801 ♪ that swallowed all it's found ♪ 18 00:01:35,868 --> 00:01:40,555 ♪ I can hear them singing out strong ♪ 19 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,975 Hello, Diana. 20 00:01:44,043 --> 00:01:46,395 Shall we? 21 00:01:49,715 --> 00:01:52,684 LV tear is within a zone of fresh tissue necrosis, 22 00:01:52,735 --> 00:01:54,603 implicating a recent myocardial infarction 23 00:01:54,687 --> 00:01:56,738 as the instigating event. 24 00:01:56,823 --> 00:01:58,556 Unfortunately, the medical records show 25 00:01:58,608 --> 00:02:02,778 that Dr. Penza never suspected heart disease, 26 00:02:02,862 --> 00:02:05,497 instead giving steroids for an erroneous diagnosis 27 00:02:05,564 --> 00:02:08,467 of asthma, thereby causing the fatal tear. 28 00:02:08,534 --> 00:02:10,452 I suggest these findings warrant further investigation 29 00:02:10,536 --> 00:02:13,672 into Dr. Penza's standard of care for this patient, 30 00:02:13,739 --> 00:02:15,140 making this my... 31 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:18,677 third such recommendation regarding Dr. Penza this year. 32 00:02:18,744 --> 00:02:23,515 Concluding autopsy with examination of the brain. 33 00:02:35,862 --> 00:02:39,764 Dr. Treiber... 34 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:44,436 I'm cold. 35 00:02:45,771 --> 00:02:49,771 ♪ House 8x20 ♪ Post Mortem Original air date on May 7, 2012 36 00:02:49,796 --> 00:02:53,796 == sync, corrected by elderman == [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 37 00:02:53,821 --> 00:03:15,781 ♪ 38 00:03:50,603 --> 00:03:52,337 Yes, it's mine. 39 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:57,826 And yes, I know that I can't drive stick. 40 00:03:57,910 --> 00:04:01,496 And no, I don't care that I parked in a handicapped spot. 41 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:02,664 "Staring death in the face 42 00:04:02,748 --> 00:04:03,832 has changed my life." 43 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:05,166 What a cliche. 44 00:04:05,251 --> 00:04:07,802 The cliche is to lead a more meaningful life. 45 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:09,087 I've taken a holy vow 46 00:04:09,154 --> 00:04:10,622 to lead a less meaningful one. 47 00:04:10,673 --> 00:04:12,006 I've spent my life caring, 48 00:04:12,091 --> 00:04:13,925 giving, and searching for the profound. 49 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:16,878 Now it's time for selfishness, indifference, 50 00:04:16,962 --> 00:04:19,097 and embracing the shallow. 51 00:04:30,392 --> 00:04:33,361 Your scan's in three days. 52 00:04:33,445 --> 00:04:35,346 Tell me this isn't just you killing time 53 00:04:35,397 --> 00:04:37,949 until you find out if your cancer's gonna kill it for you. 54 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:42,186 I just paid $75,000 for a ridiculously impractical car, 55 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,188 the depth of shallowness. 56 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,124 And tomorrow, I'm driving it to Cleveland 57 00:04:46,191 --> 00:04:49,127 to meet my boyhood crush. 58 00:04:49,194 --> 00:04:52,080 The years have not been kind to David Cassidy. 59 00:04:52,164 --> 00:04:55,383 Julie Christie. Dr. Zhivago, Shampoo. 60 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:56,885 I was precocious. 61 00:04:56,969 --> 00:04:58,169 She's opening some kind of 62 00:04:58,220 --> 00:04:59,754 charity animal clinic or something. 63 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:02,006 I'm neglecting my patients 64 00:05:02,074 --> 00:05:04,225 to fulfill a silly fantasy. 65 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:07,679 Textbook selfishness and indifference. 66 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:10,715 Or you've made sure that your patients are well-covered, 67 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:12,400 car is a rental, 68 00:05:12,484 --> 00:05:14,385 and while waiting to get Julie Christie's autograph, 69 00:05:14,436 --> 00:05:16,688 you'll adopt a puppy. 70 00:05:16,739 --> 00:05:20,825 I don't even care whether you believe me or not. 71 00:05:24,079 --> 00:05:27,064 Indifference. 72 00:05:27,116 --> 00:05:29,167 He tried to cut open his own skull. 73 00:05:29,235 --> 00:05:31,236 Head CT and tox screen were clean. 74 00:05:31,303 --> 00:05:32,287 Interesting. 75 00:05:32,354 --> 00:05:34,789 Cotard delusion. 76 00:05:34,874 --> 00:05:37,075 Also known as "walking corpse syndrome." 77 00:05:37,142 --> 00:05:38,810 Disconnect in the amygdala convinces you 78 00:05:38,878 --> 00:05:40,261 that you're secretly dead. 79 00:05:40,346 --> 00:05:41,963 Case solved. 80 00:05:42,047 --> 00:05:43,431 Rendering it... 81 00:05:43,515 --> 00:05:45,082 What's the past-tense of "interesting?" 82 00:05:45,134 --> 00:05:47,218 No prior history of mental illness, 83 00:05:47,269 --> 00:05:49,437 and before you say it was caused by antivirals, 84 00:05:49,521 --> 00:05:51,806 I've already ruled that out. Plus, Cotard's 85 00:05:51,891 --> 00:05:53,858 doesn't explain the paresthesia in his hand. 86 00:05:53,926 --> 00:05:56,227 Also... 87 00:05:56,295 --> 00:05:59,764 Treiber won't let any other doctor near him. 88 00:05:59,815 --> 00:06:01,098 He trusts your work. 89 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:05,269 Treiber's the patient? 90 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:07,372 What's the future tense of "interesting"? 91 00:06:10,659 --> 00:06:11,943 How's Wilson doing? 92 00:06:11,994 --> 00:06:13,912 Wilson's scan is at the end of the week. 93 00:06:13,979 --> 00:06:17,332 If his kick-ass chemo shrunk the tumor to an operable size, 94 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:19,050 he'll live. 95 00:06:19,118 --> 00:06:20,585 If it didn't, he'll die. 96 00:06:20,636 --> 00:06:22,720 That must be very hard. 97 00:06:22,788 --> 00:06:24,138 Is there anything we can do? 98 00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:27,659 Other than the prayer circle, what is there? 99 00:06:27,726 --> 00:06:30,645 Patient's AST is high. 100 00:06:30,729 --> 00:06:32,313 Psychosis could be brought on by liver failure. 101 00:06:32,398 --> 00:06:34,098 Maybe Hep C? 102 00:06:34,149 --> 00:06:36,133 Bilirubin and serum protein levels were normal. 103 00:06:36,185 --> 00:06:38,353 Doesn't explain the tingly hand or why Chase hates him. 104 00:06:38,437 --> 00:06:41,239 I don't hate him. He hates me. 105 00:06:41,306 --> 00:06:43,942 He hates all doctors, and it's mutual. 106 00:06:43,993 --> 00:06:45,743 He only hates the ones that screw up. 107 00:06:45,811 --> 00:06:47,478 And you. 108 00:06:47,529 --> 00:06:50,999 And they only hate Treiber because he finds their mistakes. 109 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:53,484 Mistakes are a wee bit easier to find on a dead patient, 110 00:06:53,535 --> 00:06:54,836 a distinction he fails to recognize. 111 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,254 He's a rat. 112 00:06:56,321 --> 00:06:58,006 Who makes the hospital a safer place 113 00:06:58,090 --> 00:07:00,008 by keeping doctors accountable 114 00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:02,010 and focused. 115 00:07:02,094 --> 00:07:04,379 What if he got something from a cadaver? 116 00:07:04,463 --> 00:07:06,881 He handles a lot of 'em. You suggesting we DDX them all? 117 00:07:06,966 --> 00:07:08,967 No, just his last one. 118 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:10,685 She had bad knees. 119 00:07:10,769 --> 00:07:13,271 She used dimethyl sulfoxide for joint pain. 120 00:07:13,338 --> 00:07:15,974 Current from the defibrillator could've converted it 121 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:17,892 to dimethyl sulfate. When Treiber cut into her, 122 00:07:17,977 --> 00:07:19,227 her blood released toxic fumes. 123 00:07:19,311 --> 00:07:20,728 Everyone in the basement would be sick. 124 00:07:20,813 --> 00:07:23,231 Gas would've dissipated quickly. 125 00:07:23,315 --> 00:07:26,200 His lungs are fine. Blood clots make more sense. 126 00:07:26,285 --> 00:07:28,036 One in his hand explains the paresthesia, 127 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:32,123 one in his carotid explains the psychotic episode. 128 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:34,959 You two look for toxic exposure. 129 00:07:35,027 --> 00:07:37,128 Adams, you can help Chase ultrasound 130 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:42,166 his evil nemesis for evil clots. 131 00:07:42,217 --> 00:07:44,218 I know House doesn't like seeing his patients, 132 00:07:44,303 --> 00:07:46,304 but doesn't a fellow doctor rate an exception? 133 00:07:46,371 --> 00:07:48,256 Psychosis appears to be intermittent. 134 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:49,707 Just snapped out of it long enough to ask 135 00:07:49,775 --> 00:07:50,925 if House actually ordered this test. 136 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:52,427 Don't worry. 137 00:07:52,511 --> 00:07:54,495 We're simply carrying out his direct orders. 138 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:55,880 Right. Forgot. 139 00:07:55,947 --> 00:07:57,281 It's what you were hired to do. 140 00:07:57,332 --> 00:07:59,050 Which is fine, his diagnostic error metric 141 00:07:59,117 --> 00:08:01,619 is .17 compared to the hospital average of .32. 142 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:04,155 You actually think you can quantify 143 00:08:04,223 --> 00:08:05,139 the value of every doctor? 144 00:08:05,224 --> 00:08:06,957 Someone should. 145 00:08:07,009 --> 00:08:09,427 And since I'm the only one who sees everything-- 146 00:08:09,478 --> 00:08:10,845 Right, you were hired to diagnose people 147 00:08:10,929 --> 00:08:13,297 after they're already dead. 148 00:08:13,348 --> 00:08:17,435 No sign of stenosis or clots. 149 00:08:17,486 --> 00:08:21,322 Every doctor, every diagnosis, every treatment, every result. 150 00:08:21,407 --> 00:08:22,907 It's pretty impressive. 151 00:08:22,974 --> 00:08:24,275 It's pretty Orwellian. 152 00:08:24,326 --> 00:08:26,444 All written in his secret code. 153 00:08:26,495 --> 00:08:27,978 He has to keep it confidential. 154 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:29,914 Just like the Wannsee conference. 155 00:08:29,981 --> 00:08:32,483 The "Big Brother" metaphor wasn't pointed enough for you? 156 00:08:32,534 --> 00:08:33,951 You had to throw in Hitler? 157 00:08:34,002 --> 00:08:36,921 A couple years ago, 158 00:08:36,988 --> 00:08:38,923 he noticed a link in child deaths, 159 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:41,709 and it's completely changed hospital policies all over-- 160 00:08:41,794 --> 00:08:43,795 I get it. Treiber is nerd king. 161 00:08:43,846 --> 00:08:46,831 The more people we kill, the more lives he saves. 162 00:08:46,882 --> 00:08:49,100 Test is negative for dimethyl sulfate, 163 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:51,302 her blood is not toxic. 164 00:08:51,353 --> 00:08:53,888 Then we should look for toxic exposure from something else. 165 00:08:53,972 --> 00:08:56,841 You really think the hospital is idiotic enough 166 00:08:56,892 --> 00:08:58,359 to issue toxic supplies? 167 00:08:58,444 --> 00:09:01,362 Have you seen his tools? 168 00:09:01,447 --> 00:09:04,198 Treiber doesn't always use hospital-issue. 169 00:09:04,283 --> 00:09:05,783 Then he's the idiot? 170 00:09:05,851 --> 00:09:07,902 No, but I don't want 171 00:09:07,986 --> 00:09:11,539 to explain that assumption to House. 172 00:09:11,623 --> 00:09:14,525 Found something. 173 00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:22,300 Thought we'd make it a road trip. 174 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:24,085 '80s music, junk food, beer. 175 00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:26,003 I have a dental appointment. 176 00:09:26,054 --> 00:09:27,872 That I'm going to make now. 177 00:09:27,923 --> 00:09:29,090 Ah. I'll let you drive. 178 00:09:29,174 --> 00:09:30,758 Not worth listening to you whine 179 00:09:30,843 --> 00:09:32,376 about your feelings and fears for three days. 180 00:09:32,427 --> 00:09:35,096 It's not gonna happen. I've taken a vow. 181 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:39,300 People don't change. You are a person, ergo, pass. 182 00:09:39,368 --> 00:09:42,270 Yes, that's why I brought this. 183 00:09:42,354 --> 00:09:44,188 20 CCs of propofol. 184 00:09:44,239 --> 00:09:45,773 You can accompany me willingly, 185 00:09:45,858 --> 00:09:47,224 or I will, when you least expect it, 186 00:09:47,276 --> 00:09:50,328 inject the contents of this vial into your bloodstream. 187 00:09:50,395 --> 00:09:52,730 The fall might result in a concussion, 188 00:09:52,781 --> 00:09:53,998 or fractures, 189 00:09:54,065 --> 00:09:55,750 or you might get lucky 190 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:57,335 and simply wake up somewhere near Allentown 191 00:09:57,402 --> 00:09:58,836 with a nasty headache. 192 00:09:58,904 --> 00:10:00,254 The choice is yours, and in case you've forgotten, 193 00:10:00,339 --> 00:10:02,740 I am indifferent. 194 00:10:02,791 --> 00:10:06,878 We leave tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m. 195 00:10:10,015 --> 00:10:11,248 No clots. 196 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,917 No gas. 197 00:10:12,968 --> 00:10:14,519 But we found enough of this 198 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:15,770 to reanimate the entire morgue. 199 00:10:15,854 --> 00:10:17,421 He's jacked on caffeine. 200 00:10:17,472 --> 00:10:19,223 Stimulant psychosis. 201 00:10:19,274 --> 00:10:21,943 How many times do I have to solve this case? 202 00:10:22,027 --> 00:10:24,979 So all we have to do is hydrate and observe him for 24 hours. 203 00:10:25,063 --> 00:10:26,263 Why don't you tell him it was your idea? 204 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:29,266 He might warm up to you. 205 00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:33,103 If you get an ear in the mail, it's probably mine. 206 00:10:35,574 --> 00:10:37,408 My abdomen! 207 00:10:37,459 --> 00:10:39,126 It's my abdomen! 208 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:40,161 It's just the effects of withdrawal. 209 00:10:40,245 --> 00:10:41,295 The pain is normal. 210 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:43,381 No! No! 211 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:44,882 This isn't right! 212 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,901 Abdominal pain and distention 213 00:10:52,968 --> 00:10:54,969 means we were wrong about stimulant psychosis. 214 00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:56,939 It could be coexistent problems. 215 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,807 He might just have an obstruction. 216 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,694 You know what House says about coincidences. 217 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,529 I didn't feel any masses when I examined him, 218 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,114 and no bowel sounds. 219 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,732 Where's House? 220 00:11:06,783 --> 00:11:08,984 He hasn't come in yet, and neither has Wilson. 221 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,703 I've already tried them three times. 222 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,288 Here we go again. 223 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,790 Diabetes could cause nerve damage in his hand, 224 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,825 and guts, and-- 225 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,294 Except his glucose levels are normal, 226 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,663 and he probably would've mentioned he was a diabetic. 227 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,114 What about ulcerative colitis? 228 00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:23,666 Earlier attacks caused thrombosis-- 229 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,134 We already looked for clots, 230 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:29,838 and there was no blood in his stool. 231 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:34,727 Try him again. 232 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,652 And Wilson's. 233 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:05,124 Wherever they are, they don't want to be disturbed. 234 00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:08,093 [Georgia Steamroller's Radar Love] 235 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,045 ♪ ♪ 236 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,098 ♪ I been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel ♪ 237 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,050 We take 78, we can do 238 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:19,171 the "sweet treats and salty eats snack food trail." 239 00:12:19,222 --> 00:12:21,340 My trip, my itinerary. 240 00:12:21,391 --> 00:12:23,108 We have to cover 300 miles today 241 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,060 to be there with plenty of time 242 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,229 to catch Julie by 4:00 tomorrow. 243 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,114 And that thing I said about letting you drive, 244 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,616 I lied. 245 00:12:35,238 --> 00:12:37,039 What? 246 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,124 I'm--I'm impressed. 247 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,692 Not by that. 248 00:12:40,744 --> 00:12:44,546 But by your real effort to maintain the facade. 249 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,332 It's been almost an hour, 250 00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:49,201 and there's been no mention of the elephant in the car. 251 00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:51,036 Well, I declined the elephant option. 252 00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:52,704 Uh-huh. 253 00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:54,706 In three days, you're gonna find out 254 00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,875 if you live or die. 255 00:12:56,926 --> 00:12:58,177 You don't want to talk about it. 256 00:12:58,228 --> 00:12:59,762 No, but obviously you do. 257 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,713 So, we're gonna talk about it, 258 00:13:01,765 --> 00:13:03,599 but because I want to. 259 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,351 I am neither talking about it, 260 00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:06,735 nor talking about not talking about it. 261 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,154 You are hard-wired to talk about it. 262 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,106 It's how you cope, it's who you are. 263 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,074 Yeah, well, 264 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,826 from now on, I'm not me. 265 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,228 I'm... I'm... 266 00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:18,280 Kyle Calloway. 267 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,583 I thought your porn name was Rusty Packard. 268 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,168 Kyle is roguish, carefree, 269 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,071 and shares no qualities with James Wilson. 270 00:13:26,122 --> 00:13:30,793 Can Kyle drive stick? 271 00:13:32,429 --> 00:13:34,963 ♪ And I'm sure I've had enough ♪ 272 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:38,684 ♪ she sends me comfort coming in from above ♪ 273 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,302 Treiber won't let us do anything without House. 274 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,805 House just took himself off the case. 275 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,690 You said no bowel sounds when you examined him. 276 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,425 "No" like diminished, or none at all? 277 00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,260 - None. - You think it's an intussusception? 278 00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:50,813 If it is, it could mean cancer's behind everything. 279 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,147 Let's get a plain film of his abdomen. 280 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,782 Treiber will refuse any procedure 281 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,651 that wasn't ordered by House. 282 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,119 Only if he knows it wasn't. 283 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,737 You want to lie to a guy 284 00:13:58,788 --> 00:14:00,906 whose favorite pastime is getting doctors fired. 285 00:14:00,957 --> 00:14:03,042 We're adults with advanced medical training, 286 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,127 not children left alone with scissors. 287 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,913 It's one X-ray. 288 00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:15,637 If we had a phone, 289 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,223 we could've found somewhere a little less charming. 290 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,975 If we had a phone, you'd be making calls, 291 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,961 downloading porn, and playing Angry Birds. 292 00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:25,814 This trip is about me, and I like this place. 293 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,599 This is not about you not wanting me to have a phone. 294 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,967 You're weak. 295 00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,769 You knew that you'd backslide 296 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:35,324 and spend your time talking to teary ex-wives and your parents, 297 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,693 trying to make them feel better about you being sick. 298 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,245 Bacon burger with fries looks awful. 299 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,697 I'll have that. 300 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:45,684 I'll have the Big One. 301 00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:49,671 You sure? It's $79. 302 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:50,789 Unless I finish it in an hour, 303 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,159 in which case, it's free. 304 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,261 It's an 80-ounce steak. 305 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,464 I'm hungry. And an iced tea, please. 306 00:14:58,515 --> 00:15:02,501 Big One's up! 307 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,807 This place doesn't take credit cards. 308 00:15:08,858 --> 00:15:10,609 My meal is going to be free, 309 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:14,396 and I'm going to be inducted into the wall of pain. 310 00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:22,237 Hello, Kyle. 311 00:15:23,907 --> 00:15:25,374 Belly film was normal. 312 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,576 No sign of an intussusception or any other obstruction. 313 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,261 House says it's there. 314 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,130 Sometimes House is wrong. 315 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,698 Run my bowel. 316 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,134 That's serious surgery. 317 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,252 General anesthesia, long recovery... 318 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,538 We can do a contrast enema if you need more proof. 319 00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:42,207 I have drawers filled with people who had clean scans. 320 00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:44,042 I know how easy it is to miss something 321 00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:47,012 unless you use your own hands and eyes; Run my bowel. 322 00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:49,064 We'll let House know how you feel. 323 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:52,551 How I feel is twisted in white-hot agony. 324 00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:54,787 His orders were to look for an intussusception. 325 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:58,524 Until you actually do that, I refuse any other tests. 326 00:15:58,575 --> 00:15:59,691 Fine. 327 00:15:59,742 --> 00:16:02,244 Uh, no. Not fine. We need to talk-- 328 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,581 And I want you to do the surgery. 329 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:10,419 Statistically, you're the best surgeon in the hospital. 330 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,574 Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! 331 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,675 Come on, you got this! 332 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:17,726 You got this! 333 00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:18,994 Come on! 334 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,012 25 seconds. 335 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,097 You've got this. 336 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,600 Come on, home stretch, Kyle, home stretch! 337 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,968 15 seconds! 338 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,938 Now, don't chew, just swallow. 339 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,190 Muscle it down! 340 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,474 Six, five... 341 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:33,725 Four... 342 00:16:33,776 --> 00:16:34,610 For the love of God, swallow! 343 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,646 Three, two, one... 344 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,266 Time! 345 00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:47,155 Yes! Yes! 346 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,325 Oh, you magnificent bastard! 347 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,277 Yeah. Smile! 348 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,971 That still counts, though, right? 349 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,848 No hard feelings, right? 350 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,850 You'll find out when you wake up. 351 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,636 If you really think I'm a good doctor, 352 00:17:17,687 --> 00:17:19,154 why do you treat me like an idiot? 353 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,806 It's not because you lack talent. 354 00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:24,159 It's 'cause you've wasted it. 355 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,194 Did you know I applied to be a fellow with House 356 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,312 the same year as you? 357 00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,814 No. 358 00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:33,085 Quit my other program, relocated, 359 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,819 broke up with my girlfriend. 360 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:38,090 Then your father made a call, and suddenly you had the spot. 361 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,625 That was almost ten years ago. 362 00:17:39,676 --> 00:17:40,709 Do you know what I could've done 363 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,094 after even three years with House? 364 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,047 Gone to the CDC, W.H.O. 365 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,015 Started a diagnostics department 366 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,834 someplace they'd never even heard of such a thing. 367 00:17:49,886 --> 00:17:52,271 You've been given everything. 368 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:55,140 Looks, talent, 369 00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:59,027 my future. 370 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:03,865 Nine years later, look what you've done with it. 371 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,860 Ah... 372 00:18:15,912 --> 00:18:18,580 Must be nice to be puking for the old-fashioned reasons. 373 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,803 Ah. 374 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,755 I'm glad I did it. 375 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,540 You see those people out there cheering for me? 376 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:29,925 I was a hero. 377 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,677 For one fleeting moment, 378 00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:34,012 for an incredibly stupid reason, 379 00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:37,649 for a bunch of morons I'll never see again. 380 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:43,739 God, it felt good. 381 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,744 And now, if you'll excuse me. 382 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:53,565 I think I've made room for dessert. 383 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,846 How long do you think you'll work for House? 384 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:08,913 As long as he lets me. 385 00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:10,549 When House was in prison, 386 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,968 you worked at Mercy in plastics, right? 387 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,853 Know what I did? 388 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,056 Surfed. For nine months. 389 00:19:18,107 --> 00:19:20,609 Yes, and if I didn't have two daughters and alimony, 390 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,144 I might have done the same. 391 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:25,063 A fellowship's supposed to train you to stand on your own. 392 00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:26,648 Foreman's Dean of the hospital, 393 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,316 Cameron's head of emergency medicine in Chicago. 394 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,152 And Kutner and Amber are dead, 395 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:33,989 and Thirteen is having sweet, sapphic sex on some island. 396 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,123 Look at this. 397 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,159 The small intestine. 398 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:41,446 Is it an intussusception? 399 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:42,631 No. 400 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,050 Guess Treiber was right. 401 00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:49,842 He hasn't checked his voicemail. 402 00:19:49,893 --> 00:19:51,177 Or his email. 403 00:19:51,228 --> 00:19:53,446 It's been almost 24 hours. 404 00:19:53,513 --> 00:19:55,231 Shouldn't we call Foreman or the police? 405 00:19:55,315 --> 00:19:56,532 I think this makes him a fugitive. 406 00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:59,118 We don't have to tell anyone. 407 00:19:59,186 --> 00:20:01,154 Treiber's symptoms started in his frontal lobe, 408 00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:03,906 and moved through his nervous system, hands, bowels, muscles. 409 00:20:03,991 --> 00:20:06,358 Intermittent porphyria. He's in the middle of an attack. 410 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:07,994 The longer we wait to treat with hemin, 411 00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:09,545 the more damage it causes. 412 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,363 The longer we wait to tell him House isn't running the case, 413 00:20:11,415 --> 00:20:12,965 the more damage that causes. 414 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:14,366 It's fraud. 415 00:20:14,418 --> 00:20:16,269 It's only an issue if we're wrong. 416 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:17,754 It's more than one X-ray. 417 00:20:17,822 --> 00:20:20,023 More than exploratory surgery, even. 418 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:22,673 This is a drug that will damage him if you're wrong. 419 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,428 Same principle. 420 00:20:27,998 --> 00:20:31,000 [Steppenwolf's Rock Me] 421 00:20:31,052 --> 00:20:36,640 ♪ ♪ 422 00:20:36,691 --> 00:20:40,360 ♪ she asked me maybe I could share her sorrow ♪ 423 00:20:40,445 --> 00:20:42,195 I want a threesome. 424 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,947 Shouldn't we try a twosome first? 425 00:20:44,014 --> 00:20:45,816 Two women. 426 00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:48,518 Oh. I know they're probably overrated, 427 00:20:48,569 --> 00:20:50,821 and I'll probably be gravely disappointed, 428 00:20:50,872 --> 00:20:52,021 but I want one anyway. 429 00:20:52,073 --> 00:20:53,824 No, you don't. 430 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,742 Well, Kyle wants one. 431 00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:59,296 Kyle's only one day old. He doesn't know what he wants. 432 00:20:59,363 --> 00:21:01,865 I don't want to think about consequences. 433 00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:04,200 I don't want to think about-- 434 00:21:04,252 --> 00:21:06,303 I don't want to think about anything. 435 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:09,673 I just want to do. 436 00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:12,225 ♪ Rock me, baby, rock me, baby ♪ 437 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,894 ♪ all night long ♪ 438 00:21:13,978 --> 00:21:15,929 ♪ rock me, baby ♪ okay. 439 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,732 I need you to do exactly what I tell you. 440 00:21:18,816 --> 00:21:21,384 ♪ Rock me, baby, all night long ♪ 441 00:21:21,435 --> 00:21:22,819 ♪ rock me, baby, rock me, baby ♪ 442 00:21:22,887 --> 00:21:23,854 Yeah, yeah. 443 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,491 Porphyria? 444 00:21:27,558 --> 00:21:29,225 I know the anesthesia makes it hard to focus, 445 00:21:29,277 --> 00:21:33,163 but we need to start you on hemin right away. 446 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:38,568 House believes very strongly. 447 00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:41,605 This is the right call. 448 00:21:43,674 --> 00:21:44,975 Okay. 449 00:21:53,601 --> 00:21:55,519 ♪ ♪ 450 00:21:55,586 --> 00:21:56,686 This thing is peeling. 451 00:21:56,754 --> 00:21:59,139 Well, that is the cost of cowardice. 452 00:21:59,223 --> 00:22:00,640 Should've gone for the real thing. 453 00:22:00,725 --> 00:22:02,559 I feel like I'm cheating. 454 00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:05,061 A, it is only cheating if you don't have cancer, 455 00:22:05,112 --> 00:22:07,013 and B, it's Wednesday afternoon. 456 00:22:07,081 --> 00:22:08,231 Pickings are slim, 457 00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:10,116 and more importantly, sober. 458 00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:14,704 The cancer cut is the surest way to the pity pooty party. 459 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,776 One down, one to go. 460 00:22:19,827 --> 00:22:21,177 What? Wait, wait, wait. 461 00:22:21,245 --> 00:22:22,879 She said yes? 462 00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:24,113 To a threesome? 463 00:22:24,165 --> 00:22:26,182 She's empathetic. 464 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,284 She's a hooker. 465 00:22:28,336 --> 00:22:30,053 - Gave me a cancer rate. - No. 466 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,205 I have never paid for sex in my life. 467 00:22:32,273 --> 00:22:33,723 You still haven't. 468 00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:36,176 It's my treat. 469 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:37,928 It's either that, or you find two very open-minded women 470 00:22:37,995 --> 00:22:41,598 to fall in love with you in the next hour. 471 00:22:46,604 --> 00:22:49,773 Bartender seems nice. 472 00:22:49,824 --> 00:22:52,492 Seems female. 473 00:22:52,577 --> 00:22:55,829 Want something to eat? 474 00:22:55,913 --> 00:22:58,531 My friend is dying of cancer. 475 00:22:58,599 --> 00:23:01,117 Oh, you poor thing. 476 00:23:01,168 --> 00:23:04,170 It took my mother two years ago. 477 00:23:04,255 --> 00:23:06,756 But you can't give up hope. 478 00:23:06,824 --> 00:23:10,710 He's pretty much resigned. 479 00:23:10,795 --> 00:23:14,264 Just wants to go out with a bang. 480 00:23:14,331 --> 00:23:17,450 And another pun, what time do you get off? 481 00:23:25,026 --> 00:23:26,860 Pleural effusions. It's not porphyria. 482 00:23:26,944 --> 00:23:29,062 We're gonna need to put in a chest tube. 483 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,697 I wanna talk to House. 484 00:23:30,781 --> 00:23:31,698 We'll tell him exactly what's happening. 485 00:23:31,782 --> 00:23:32,682 I wanna talk to him! 486 00:23:32,733 --> 00:23:34,701 I want House. 487 00:23:34,785 --> 00:23:37,287 Where is House? 488 00:23:37,354 --> 00:23:39,188 Where is he? 489 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,524 Where's House? 490 00:23:41,575 --> 00:23:43,076 We don't know. 491 00:24:02,212 --> 00:24:05,181 You didn't have to sleep out here. 492 00:24:05,232 --> 00:24:07,050 Four's a crowd. 493 00:24:07,101 --> 00:24:08,718 Apparently they left a long time ago. 494 00:24:08,769 --> 00:24:11,237 So, how was it? 495 00:24:11,322 --> 00:24:14,057 Was the amateur as good as the pro? 496 00:24:14,108 --> 00:24:17,027 It was confusing. 497 00:24:17,078 --> 00:24:18,561 Perfunctory. 498 00:24:18,612 --> 00:24:20,530 - A bit sad. - Never mind. 499 00:24:20,581 --> 00:24:24,000 And exactly what I needed. 500 00:24:24,068 --> 00:24:26,703 Thank you. 501 00:24:26,771 --> 00:24:29,756 You feel like buying me breakfast? 502 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,410 One of them stole my wallet. 503 00:24:36,249 --> 00:24:37,699 You're lucky he's not pressing charges. 504 00:24:37,786 --> 00:24:39,486 Porphyria was a legitimate call. 505 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,937 Until the pleural effusions. 506 00:24:42,005 --> 00:24:43,455 We've done everything House would've done if he'd been here. 507 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,158 You lied to a patient. 508 00:24:46,209 --> 00:24:49,027 Treiber's condition is declining rapidly. 509 00:24:49,079 --> 00:24:50,862 He's agreed to let me take over the case. 510 00:24:50,914 --> 00:24:52,748 Dr. Chase will have no further contact with the patient. 511 00:24:52,832 --> 00:24:54,383 Fine. 512 00:24:54,467 --> 00:24:57,136 I didn't say you were off the case. 513 00:24:57,203 --> 00:25:00,422 Sit down. 514 00:25:00,507 --> 00:25:02,057 Ordered a cardiac MRI. 515 00:25:02,142 --> 00:25:03,559 Enlargement of the left ventricle 516 00:25:03,643 --> 00:25:06,011 suggests an infiltrative disease. 517 00:25:06,062 --> 00:25:07,846 It's sarcoidosis. 518 00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:09,431 We'll start him on corticosteroids 519 00:25:09,516 --> 00:25:11,350 and do a cardiac biopsy to confirm. 520 00:25:11,401 --> 00:25:12,851 I disagree. I was wrong about the porphyria, 521 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,886 but I wasn't wrong about the nervous system. 522 00:25:14,938 --> 00:25:16,405 It's a Prion disease. 523 00:25:16,489 --> 00:25:18,557 That's why his symptoms have progressed so rapidly. 524 00:25:18,608 --> 00:25:20,058 It's possible he was exposed and didn't know it. 525 00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:21,560 Brains are often stored 526 00:25:21,628 --> 00:25:23,329 and not tested until weeks after autopsy. 527 00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:25,197 Treiber's too good to not take the right precautions. 528 00:25:25,248 --> 00:25:27,333 Maybe the problem is he thinks the same thing. 529 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,234 His job's built on the premise 530 00:25:29,286 --> 00:25:31,120 that doctors make mistakes; That includes him. 531 00:25:31,204 --> 00:25:32,087 We should do a brain biopsy. 532 00:25:32,172 --> 00:25:33,339 In his condition? 533 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,373 Then we biopsy the brains in the morgue. 534 00:25:34,424 --> 00:25:35,624 Find the one that exposed him. 535 00:25:35,709 --> 00:25:36,759 It's a needle in a haystack. 536 00:25:36,843 --> 00:25:37,843 There's four of us. 537 00:25:37,910 --> 00:25:39,178 Come on, we can at least 538 00:25:39,245 --> 00:25:40,963 start him on amphotericin to halt the progress 539 00:25:41,047 --> 00:25:42,598 while you do your heart biopsy. 540 00:25:42,682 --> 00:25:44,350 No, we can't. Amphotericin plus the contrast dye 541 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,719 for the biopsy would overwhelm his kidneys. 542 00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:49,888 We have to choose one or the other. 543 00:25:49,956 --> 00:25:52,858 Biopsy his heart. 544 00:25:59,733 --> 00:26:02,151 Wallets go in the minibar freezer. 545 00:26:02,235 --> 00:26:05,070 If there's no minibar, the toilet tank. 546 00:26:05,121 --> 00:26:07,990 I've got exactly $20 left. 547 00:26:08,074 --> 00:26:10,709 I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with hooker protocol. 548 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,411 We can use your credit cards. 549 00:26:12,462 --> 00:26:14,463 No, we won't. 550 00:26:14,547 --> 00:26:15,881 I'm still on probation. 551 00:26:15,948 --> 00:26:17,549 Leaving the state without permission 552 00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:18,450 will really P.O. my P.O. 553 00:26:18,501 --> 00:26:20,803 Doesn't matter. 554 00:26:20,887 --> 00:26:23,889 We can't even afford gas to get home. 555 00:26:23,956 --> 00:26:25,391 We're three hours behind schedule. 556 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,292 We have enough gas to get to Julie. 557 00:26:27,344 --> 00:26:29,728 I don't care about anything else. 558 00:26:32,232 --> 00:26:34,400 What this time? 559 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:37,469 Just wondering how long this can last. 560 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,471 You're still hoping that I'm gonna wake up 561 00:26:39,522 --> 00:26:41,190 and admit that Kyle Calloway is just 562 00:26:41,274 --> 00:26:43,308 some lame excuse to have some naughty thrills aren't you? 563 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,745 I'm actually hoping you won't. 564 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:48,647 I like Kyle. 565 00:27:35,879 --> 00:27:38,997 Oh, come on. 566 00:28:30,049 --> 00:28:32,935 [Motorhead's Ace of Spades] 567 00:28:33,019 --> 00:28:37,272 ♪ ♪ 568 00:28:37,357 --> 00:28:42,311 Move! Move! 569 00:28:42,395 --> 00:28:46,097 Whoo! 570 00:28:46,149 --> 00:28:51,003 Whoo-hoo! 571 00:28:56,793 --> 00:28:57,926 Whoo! 572 00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:02,280 ♪ The only card I need ♪ 573 00:29:02,332 --> 00:29:03,465 ♪ is the ace of spades ♪ 574 00:29:03,550 --> 00:29:06,919 ♪ the ace of spades ♪ 575 00:29:06,970 --> 00:29:10,806 ♪ ♪ 576 00:29:24,821 --> 00:29:28,524 House. 577 00:29:28,608 --> 00:29:30,308 You okay? 578 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,661 My leg still hurts. 579 00:29:38,918 --> 00:29:41,286 Come on. 580 00:29:41,337 --> 00:29:45,156 We got 20 bucks to go 11 miles. 581 00:29:58,304 --> 00:30:00,822 Why aren't you answering your pages? 582 00:30:00,890 --> 00:30:02,173 Busy. 583 00:30:02,225 --> 00:30:05,477 The biopsy showed fibrosis in his cardiac muscle. 584 00:30:05,528 --> 00:30:07,613 So it's not a Prion disease. 585 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,398 It means Foreman was wrong too. 586 00:30:09,482 --> 00:30:12,651 He wants everyone to meet in his office to DDX. 587 00:30:12,702 --> 00:30:15,037 So he can tell us all it's an infection? 588 00:30:15,121 --> 00:30:18,540 Interesting. Or maybe you should consider 589 00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:20,125 not being such a baby. 590 00:30:20,192 --> 00:30:22,044 First instinct was an exposure from a corpse. 591 00:30:22,128 --> 00:30:26,965 Treiber spends all his time here. 592 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,550 If it's not toxic gas, 593 00:30:28,635 --> 00:30:30,202 not Prions... 594 00:30:30,270 --> 00:30:31,136 Then it has to be something else. 595 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:32,554 He's not perfect. 596 00:30:32,639 --> 00:30:35,223 Are you trying to cure him or discredit him? 597 00:30:35,308 --> 00:30:37,309 Treiber can only see me as not House. 598 00:30:37,376 --> 00:30:39,728 Foreman too. 599 00:30:39,812 --> 00:30:41,396 And they're not wrong. 600 00:30:41,481 --> 00:30:45,100 So you're not coming upstairs. 601 00:30:45,184 --> 00:30:48,070 No. 602 00:30:48,154 --> 00:30:51,089 And when this case is over, 603 00:30:51,157 --> 00:30:53,825 I'm quitting. 604 00:30:59,717 --> 00:31:00,805 He's not quitting. 605 00:31:00,806 --> 00:31:02,662 He already called other hospitals. 606 00:31:02,762 --> 00:31:03,762 Treiber did get under his skin. 607 00:31:03,830 --> 00:31:05,497 He'll get over it. 608 00:31:05,548 --> 00:31:07,933 Fibrosis has to be a response to an infection. 609 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,552 Chase said you'd say that. 610 00:31:10,637 --> 00:31:12,521 We'll test the biopsy samples for viruses 611 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:15,974 and start him on antivirals. 612 00:31:16,025 --> 00:31:17,693 You're not even gonna talk to Chase? 613 00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:19,611 He didn't leave after he got stabbed in the heart. 614 00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:20,846 I think we're okay. 615 00:31:20,897 --> 00:31:22,064 Either you're right, 616 00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:23,982 and your friend is just really upset, 617 00:31:24,033 --> 00:31:27,069 or you're wrong, and he's come at this calmly and rationally, 618 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:28,987 and you're about to lose a good doctor. 619 00:31:29,038 --> 00:31:31,874 Either way... 620 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:52,678 This is Oubliette, Ohio. 621 00:31:52,729 --> 00:31:55,147 Buses don't run here after 1968. 622 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,983 Ina said there's a bus every 15 minutes. 623 00:31:58,050 --> 00:32:01,052 Ina is living in Alzheimersville. 624 00:32:01,104 --> 00:32:03,572 Been here at least half an hour. 625 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:06,074 Where are you going, Ina? 626 00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:07,659 Naples, Florida. 627 00:32:07,727 --> 00:32:11,062 Ben and I have a beautiful three-bedroom condo. 628 00:32:11,114 --> 00:32:12,731 All on the one floor. 629 00:32:12,782 --> 00:32:14,616 You're waiting for a bus to Naples? 630 00:32:14,701 --> 00:32:17,736 Comes every 15 minutes. 631 00:32:17,804 --> 00:32:21,623 Ben'll be wondering where his dinner is. 632 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:24,710 Cab. 633 00:32:24,761 --> 00:32:27,078 Whoa, cab! 634 00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:31,800 20 bucks, 11 miles. Come on. 635 00:32:33,553 --> 00:32:35,187 Come on, let's go. 636 00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:37,522 Julie's gonna be at the clinic 637 00:32:37,590 --> 00:32:41,476 for another 45 minutes; We can make this. 638 00:32:41,561 --> 00:32:45,030 She thinks she's in Florida. 639 00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:48,734 Okay, bring her with. 640 00:32:48,785 --> 00:32:51,036 I'm waiting for the bus. 641 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:54,456 Bus isn't coming, Ina. But this cab is going to Naples. 642 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:55,791 Ben'll be getting awfully hungry. 643 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:57,492 House. 644 00:32:57,577 --> 00:33:00,128 We'll tell the cabbie to call the cops. 645 00:33:00,213 --> 00:33:01,947 They'll come pick her up, take care of her. 646 00:33:04,968 --> 00:33:08,754 Then I'll stay with her until they do. 647 00:33:25,021 --> 00:33:26,738 Good-bye, Kyle. 648 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:35,647 Bus comes every 15 minutes. 649 00:33:35,698 --> 00:33:38,984 Oh, shut up. 650 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:45,707 Find anything? 651 00:33:45,792 --> 00:33:47,342 Not yet. 652 00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:51,897 Running tests for MRSA. 653 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:54,950 You've got everybody worried about your quitting. 654 00:33:55,018 --> 00:33:57,602 You here as my boss or my friend? 655 00:33:57,670 --> 00:34:02,507 If I was here as your boss, you'd be suspended by now. 656 00:34:02,558 --> 00:34:05,777 I've learned a lot here. 657 00:34:05,845 --> 00:34:08,030 Enough to run my own team. 658 00:34:08,097 --> 00:34:10,732 It's time I moved on. 659 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:14,252 Unfortunately, that's how I felt last year. 660 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,488 And the year before that. 661 00:34:16,539 --> 00:34:20,075 Maybe there's a reason you haven't left. 662 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:22,995 You need structure. 663 00:34:23,046 --> 00:34:24,429 And support. 664 00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,365 Somebody else calling the shots. 665 00:34:33,089 --> 00:34:36,675 You didn't come down here as my boss or my friend. 666 00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:39,761 You came down as House. 667 00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:44,683 You're trying to insult me into making a decision. 668 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:47,986 We've both seen it work. 669 00:34:48,054 --> 00:34:49,821 Either you rise to the challenge 670 00:34:49,889 --> 00:34:52,324 and quit, 671 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,409 or you stay. 672 00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:58,363 As a team member. 673 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,399 Dr. Treiber! 674 00:35:01,451 --> 00:35:03,618 Dr. Treiber. 675 00:35:03,703 --> 00:35:07,706 He stopped responding when I was changing his I.V. bag. 676 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:10,425 Peter, open your eyes. 677 00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:17,599 Coma. 678 00:35:25,576 --> 00:35:27,008 Treiber's comatose. 679 00:35:27,009 --> 00:35:28,124 All brains on deck. 680 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,923 Where should we start? We think you might be right. 681 00:35:30,655 --> 00:35:32,740 I'm not. 682 00:35:32,736 --> 00:35:34,315 You couldn't have gone through all of these. 683 00:35:34,404 --> 00:35:37,790 Don't have to. 684 00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:40,609 Treiber's reports are thorough to a fault. 685 00:35:40,661 --> 00:35:42,995 His methods are fastidious. 686 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,297 The answer isn't down here. 687 00:35:44,381 --> 00:35:46,499 Treiber didn't miss anything. We did. 688 00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:47,967 So what? 689 00:35:48,051 --> 00:35:49,468 Psychosis, abdominal pain, pleural effusions, 690 00:35:49,553 --> 00:35:51,220 enlarged heart, coma. 691 00:35:51,288 --> 00:35:52,255 Autoimmune, maybe Goodpasture's. 692 00:35:52,306 --> 00:35:54,123 Kidneys are fine. Vasculitis? 693 00:35:54,174 --> 00:35:55,308 - No fever. - Lymphoma? 694 00:35:55,392 --> 00:35:56,726 Would've seen it on the heart biopsy. 695 00:35:56,793 --> 00:35:58,928 Soap. 696 00:35:58,979 --> 00:36:01,147 It's the soap. 697 00:36:18,315 --> 00:36:20,616 I blew it. 698 00:36:20,684 --> 00:36:23,586 Oh, God, here it comes. 699 00:36:23,654 --> 00:36:24,920 As always. 700 00:36:24,988 --> 00:36:26,739 All I wanted was some meaningless fun, 701 00:36:26,807 --> 00:36:28,507 and I couldn't even last three days. 702 00:36:28,575 --> 00:36:30,343 Sound asleep. 703 00:36:30,410 --> 00:36:32,428 I'm sleep talking. 704 00:36:32,495 --> 00:36:35,431 I had the chance to fulfill a lifelong dream. 705 00:36:35,498 --> 00:36:37,333 I swear, I will jump out of this moving bus 706 00:36:37,384 --> 00:36:39,302 if you don't shut up. 707 00:36:39,353 --> 00:36:42,772 But instead, I sat with a sad, old woman for 1 1/2 hours 708 00:36:42,839 --> 00:36:45,674 who forgot I existed three seconds after she left. 709 00:36:45,726 --> 00:36:48,728 And the stupidest thing. 710 00:36:48,812 --> 00:36:52,815 I never even had a crush on Julie Christie. 711 00:36:55,786 --> 00:36:58,537 In 12th grade I was madly in love with Melanie Robbins, 712 00:36:58,622 --> 00:36:59,872 who happened to look exactly like 713 00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:01,407 Julie Christie in Dr. Zhivago. 714 00:37:01,491 --> 00:37:04,827 And she really liked me. 715 00:37:04,878 --> 00:37:08,748 Played spades every lunch period in Mr. Charlton's classroom. 716 00:37:08,832 --> 00:37:10,833 But of course, there was this other guy. 717 00:37:10,884 --> 00:37:14,770 A great guy. Very popular. He had a car. 718 00:37:14,838 --> 00:37:16,806 He had a band, 719 00:37:16,873 --> 00:37:19,442 a mustache... 720 00:37:19,509 --> 00:37:21,677 Kyle Calloway. 721 00:37:28,652 --> 00:37:30,719 I assumed that-- 722 00:37:30,771 --> 00:37:34,440 I hoped that we would go to the senior prom together, 723 00:37:34,524 --> 00:37:36,158 but she asked me for a favor. 724 00:37:36,226 --> 00:37:38,160 She asked... 725 00:37:40,063 --> 00:37:42,698 If I minded if she went with him. 726 00:37:42,749 --> 00:37:47,670 She asked me if I minded. 727 00:37:48,905 --> 00:37:51,807 And I said I didn't. 728 00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:54,944 And that was it. 729 00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:56,962 And I just did it again. 730 00:37:57,047 --> 00:37:57,930 I let it go, 731 00:37:58,014 --> 00:37:59,432 like I let everything go. 732 00:37:59,516 --> 00:38:00,966 And here I am, sitting on this bus, 733 00:38:01,051 --> 00:38:03,018 with tickets I bought with my watch, 734 00:38:03,086 --> 00:38:07,273 heading back home, so a... 735 00:38:07,357 --> 00:38:12,094 a CT scan can decide my f-fate. 736 00:38:17,367 --> 00:38:21,537 I don't wanna go back, House. 737 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,874 I just-- 738 00:38:24,941 --> 00:38:28,794 I just wanna keep being Kyle. 739 00:38:34,718 --> 00:38:36,552 Kyle would've ditched 740 00:38:36,619 --> 00:38:39,889 that sad, old woman from the bus stop. 741 00:38:39,956 --> 00:38:42,425 Probably would've ditched me too. 742 00:38:47,647 --> 00:38:50,766 I can live without Kyle. 743 00:39:00,777 --> 00:39:02,328 Snoball? 744 00:39:12,656 --> 00:39:16,258 Guess this isn't heaven. 745 00:39:16,326 --> 00:39:18,394 We found out who screwed up. 746 00:39:18,462 --> 00:39:19,929 You. 747 00:39:19,996 --> 00:39:23,332 It was your industrial-strength antibacterial soap. 748 00:39:23,383 --> 00:39:26,385 The additional triclosan does two things well: 749 00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:27,669 Kills MRSA 750 00:39:27,721 --> 00:39:30,105 and makes your thyroid look stupid. 751 00:39:30,173 --> 00:39:31,774 It thinks the triclosan is a real hormone 752 00:39:31,842 --> 00:39:32,691 and closes up shop. 753 00:39:32,776 --> 00:39:34,777 Excessive use over time 754 00:39:34,844 --> 00:39:36,946 combined with excessive use of this 755 00:39:37,013 --> 00:39:38,981 led to hypothyroidism. 756 00:39:39,032 --> 00:39:42,368 Which went undiagnosed until it presented with psychosis. 757 00:39:42,452 --> 00:39:43,819 When the ER put you on the sedatives, 758 00:39:43,870 --> 00:39:48,774 it kicked you into myxedema crisis. 759 00:39:48,842 --> 00:39:51,994 Don't know that I ever would've thought of that. 760 00:39:52,045 --> 00:39:54,129 House told us to look for irony. 761 00:39:56,366 --> 00:39:58,734 Hey. 762 00:39:58,802 --> 00:40:03,339 This wasn't House. 763 00:40:05,408 --> 00:40:08,310 [Kathleen Edwards's A Soft Place to Land] 764 00:40:08,378 --> 00:40:17,603 ♪ ♪ 765 00:40:17,687 --> 00:40:22,224 ♪ you think this is easy ♪ 766 00:40:22,275 --> 00:40:23,559 My locker key. 767 00:40:25,895 --> 00:40:27,246 I'll give you your own team. 768 00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:30,799 Thanks. 769 00:40:30,867 --> 00:40:33,836 But it's time to step out of the shadow. 770 00:40:33,903 --> 00:40:37,756 ♪ Without any strings attached ♪ 771 00:40:37,841 --> 00:40:40,543 ♪ well, I'm lookin' for ♪ 772 00:40:40,594 --> 00:40:44,246 ♪ a soft place to land ♪ 773 00:40:44,314 --> 00:40:47,800 It's about time. 774 00:40:47,884 --> 00:40:49,635 ♪ The palms of your hands ♪ 775 00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,588 ♪ I'm lookin' for ♪ 776 00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:57,593 ♪ a soft place to land ♪ 777 00:40:57,644 --> 00:41:05,601 ♪ ♪ 778 00:41:05,669 --> 00:41:09,438 ♪ I call it an ace ♪ 779 00:41:09,506 --> 00:41:12,441 ♪ you've gotta believe me ♪ 780 00:41:12,509 --> 00:41:14,410 ♪ but you're calling me names ♪ 781 00:41:14,461 --> 00:41:17,496 ♪ and not to my face ♪ 782 00:41:17,581 --> 00:41:19,415 Any news? 783 00:41:19,466 --> 00:41:22,718 Not yet. 784 00:41:22,785 --> 00:41:27,456 You come here so I could talk you out of it? 785 00:41:27,524 --> 00:41:29,592 I came to say thank you. 786 00:41:29,643 --> 00:41:32,761 ♪ I'm lookin' for ♪ 787 00:41:32,812 --> 00:41:35,764 ♪ a soft place to land ♪ 788 00:41:35,815 --> 00:41:37,633 ♪ the forest floor ♪ 789 00:41:37,684 --> 00:41:39,602 ♪ the palms of your hands ♪ 790 00:41:39,653 --> 00:41:40,936 It's been fun. 791 00:41:41,004 --> 00:41:42,271 ♪ I'm lookin' for ♪ 792 00:41:42,339 --> 00:41:43,572 Fun? 793 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,740 ♪ A soft place to land ♪ 794 00:41:44,807 --> 00:41:47,309 Sounded pithier than... 795 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,413 "We've shared a variety of situations." 796 00:41:53,633 --> 00:41:57,419 Let me know about Wilson. 797 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:13,686 Why did you let him go? 798 00:42:13,770 --> 00:42:17,640 Legal loophole. 13th Amendment. 799 00:42:17,691 --> 00:42:19,558 Abraham Lincoln may have looked great in that hat, 800 00:42:19,643 --> 00:42:24,480 but his labor policies... 801 00:42:32,922 --> 00:42:34,590 House. 802 00:42:35,074 --> 00:42:39,074 == sync, corrected by elderman == 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 57573

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