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break the way you are.
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Everybody says we're ugly. Everybody
says we're tiny and shabby. But nobody
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knows we have huge passion and guts and
fire.
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I hate you, Wacky John.
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Can't see anything in this fog.
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What the...
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Finger, take a seat and learn.
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Bully ball, door strike, electric elbow.
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Welcome to the team, Gravity.
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$40? That's a lot of money.
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Allow the maestro to do what we experts
call the haggle.
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Here we go.
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$40. How about $30?
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How about $40?
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$35. $40.
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$37 final offer.
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$40.
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Okay, okay. My really real final offer
is $39. Take it or leave it.
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Cute. Okay, tell you what. How about $40
and you can get...
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Miss Garbage.
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You got a deal.
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So he's the superhero that cries a lot?
We could have at least gotten a comic
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I've heard of. You're dwelling in the
past, Mikey.
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I'm all about the future, baby.
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Eyes forward. My eyes are forward. No.
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Snow? This time of year?
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Could it be? I just went to go shopping
and now I run into my true love.
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Even the heavens themselves rain their
blessings upon us. The snowflakes. What
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perfect metaphor for our unique and
beautiful love. Hey.
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Earth to Mikey. Not the time for one of
your regular daydreams.
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Are you okay?
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Sorry about my friend.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Watch where you're going.
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Oh, I should watch so I can watch you.
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So I don't run into you, but we could
run into each other again. But not
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physically, you know what I'm saying?
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Great.
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That was Lucy Weller.
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The Lucy Weller.
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Now she's going to tell everybody at the
party what freaks we are.
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What time is that party again?
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You said your mom wouldn't let you go.
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See?
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Violence solves everything.
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That's a terrible lesson.
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You report on all the dark corners of
this crime -infested city and you
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it's full of terrible lessons.
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Is there really that much drama in
covering dog fashion shows, cat fashion
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shows, reptile fashion shows? Wow,
there's a lot of animal fashion shows in
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town, huh? You just wait. When I win my
Pulitzer, then you'll see.
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Hmm?
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Mike? Oh, uh, well, I was just thinking
about what a great mom you are, so I got
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you a present.
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Whoa! Dirt Potato's lost album, Drive by
Sunnyside? Where did you find it?
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I have my sources.
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You know, I went to the opening concert
for their Madness Skull Tour.
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Burn it all down!
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I'm the reason they started nailing the
chairs to the floor.
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Hmm? Wait.
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What do you want?
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I saved the Earth. But now what am I
supposed to do with the rest of my
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This comic is really weird.
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Relax. I'm coming. I'm coming.
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Wherever there is crime, I'll be there.
Whenever someone needs help, I'll be
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there. Whenever people just need to let
it out with a good cry, I'll be there.
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Because I am Crying Man!
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Who are you?
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You don't recognize me? I'm crying, man.
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Who are you?
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Another one of his stories.
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Mike, are you bleeding or dying?
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No.
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Right. Well, I've got to head out now,
so have fun going to the party with your
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weird spandex -wearing hero. Wait, Mom!
Mom!
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Mom?
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My God, you're a weird thing.
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What's wrong?
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Who said that?
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I mean, it's not that...
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Real?
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I feel a million times better. Good to
get it out.
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Let's just calm down, okay? Who are you?
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I'm Crying Man, the Sultan of Sorrow,
the melancholy man of justice.
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I'm a superhero.
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But you were in my comic book.
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Of course, and you called me into your
world.
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It was an accident.
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Do you not like me?
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Is it because of my costume?
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You think it's stupid, don't you?
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Ugh!
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Diego's party, and why on earth are you
soaking wet?
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It was the guy for the comic, Sadland,
or whatever, when I made fun of his
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costume. Although, his goggles are
pretty dumb. Forget the comic book,
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I get it. It was a stupid deal, but you
don't need to rub it in. No, no, you
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don't understand.
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He came out of the comic book.
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Dude, I love your imagination.
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Seriously, I do.
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But come on!
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Look, I'll show you.
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Crying Man.
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I summon you!
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Oh, hang on.
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Let me try again.
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Crying man, go!
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Dude, if you're running late, just text
me. No need for all this lying and
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water. Wait, Nick, you have to believe
me.
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Dude, you're my best friend, but this is
a new low even for you.
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I'm out of here.
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Why didn't it work?
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Hmm. Crying Man?
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Oh, hey!
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It's you again.
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Crying Man!
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Nick, I did it! He's here!
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Such a crap start today.
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A flippin' car crash.
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He popped out the comic book. Look, I
have to be holding it.
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Tears, please.
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Wrong tears.
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That's why.
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Nick, check it out.
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I told you. A crying man. That's the
guy.
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A superhero just jumped out of your
comic book.
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Yeah, but don't mention his outfit or
his goggles or... You know what? Just
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don't say anything.
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Someone is sad, very sad.
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They need our help. Our help? You and
us?
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Whoa, why am I...
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No time to eat my breakfast, the birds
are here already.
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No time for fun and play, just gotta get
through the day.
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