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You look gorgeous, darling.

My stepson Anthony is so lucky to marry you.

Do you think he's going to like the dress?

Of course he's going to love the dress.

God, you look so much like me when I was your age.

Mom. Baby, get out. You're not supposed to see me in my dress. It's bad luck.

We have a situation.

What is it?

The venue is double booked.

No, it's not.

No. I have the reservation for 3 p .m.

We've got to figure something out. Okay, turn around, Anthony. We're going to go

figure it out. Get him out of here. Get him out. I'm handling it, babe.

It's Stetson's big day. I can't believe it's finally here.

How are you feeling?

I'm super excited.

Yeah.

This is our reservation, our wedding, our 3 p .m. slot.

Um, excuse me?

You're the intruders here. This is our reservation.

Our venue?

We're already set up.

I don't know. I think you need to check the contract.

Henderson wedding?

Well, I think if you look, you'll see it's the Hayes -King wedding.

Okay. I think you need to leave before this gets ugly.

Look at you.

Desperate. Can't even hang on to a wedding venue?

You're a pathetic cunt.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh, my God! Do not look!

No! No! No!

No! No!

I mean...

This isn't over, slut.

Hey, uh, sorry about that, man.

Dude, I'm so fucking embarrassed.

Yeah, that was pretty embarrassing. I didn't expect it to escalate to that

degree. Me either.

Yeah,

my mom's pretty involved in my life, I'm not gonna lie. She really wants me to

get married.

Yeah, likewise.

They want to put the family pressure on us, and it's not exactly what I want.

Telling me, like, I like my girlfriend, but it's only been a year. I don't know.

Yeah, it just seems a little, I don't know, forced, I guess. Like, my

girlfriend's really hot, you know, and we can get pretty crazy in bed, you know

what I mean?

Yeah. But, like, I don't know, when you think about it, like, forever and ever

in sickness and in health, it's a bit of a commitment, if you ask me. That's

heavy. Too much. Yeah, it's not that heavy.

Oh, hey, Mom, you guys done getting into it?

Yeah, obviously, yeah. All right, all right. Well, you never know.

So, um, who's getting married?

Uh, yeah, we have made a decision, and neither of us are.

What? Yeah, no.

We're not going to fight anymore.

No. And we'll be heads.

Okay, I mean, that's great and all, but I just think, like, you know, him and I

kind of agree that the idea of...

you know, having one vagina for, you know, forever and ever, you know, so

the worst part. It's kind of weird, you know? Yeah, it's a lot.

Yeah. I mean, if that is all it's about, then I think we can help you with that.

It's a little late.

Yeah. What do you guys have in mind?

You're just looking for some variety?

Yeah. Yeah, variety is nice.

Oh, well.

I don't know if you've ever seen it before, but it's right in front of you.

Yeah, and what if this was your bachelor party?

I'm not sure I'm following what you guys are playing.

We all have sex.

Oh, my mom.

Yeah, and my mom.

Oh, okay. That's okay. We can answer you.

Is this more comfortable for you both?

I mean, you could call me a variety if you want to.

Like, right here, right now?

Yeah.

Is this the most appropriate spot?

I'm so cute.

I don't know. I'm watching you worry about appropriate spot.

I don't know.

My mom's right there, though. It's kind of weird.

I say it's okay.

Okay. And that's an order.

Yes, ma 'am. Mm -hmm.

Do you care if I fuck your mom, bro? I mean, yeah, I'll get to fuck your mom.

That was really kind.

Are you liking that song?

Thank you.

It was so good.

It was really good.

Fuck, I hate that

Your mom's pussy is so fucking tight.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

I mean,

it's been a crazy day. We were fighting and now we're kissing.

Your mom's ass is so fat.

Mom,

careful. You're so close to my dick right now.

Oh, thank you.

Oh,

thank you.

Oh, mom.

Oh, you just touched my dick a little.

It's fine.

Mom, what are you doing? Mom, what are you doing?

Amen.

Oh!

Have a great year.

I love you.

Oh my

god.

Oh, you're so good.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, strong. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, wow.

I had a little extra wetness.

She tastes so good.

I'm fucking some more.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Your son's a stud.

This felt good when you stuck him up.

Watch that. Look at her. Are you feeling your melt -to -mom all over your dick?

Girl,

that's your mom on your dick. What are you doing?

She knows what she's doing. I don't know what to say.

Yeah?

Your mom does, too.

Did you hear that?

I don't know. You should give it a try.

Oh.

You'd like to hear that?

They feel a little nervous.

I know.

Dude, I'm off the stretch lines.

Oh, fuck yes.

You're just like that? Yeah, that's that.

Oh, you're fucking so good.

Maybe

we

should 69.

Oh, that's hot.

You should take bottom.

No, no, what do you think?

I'll take bottom. Okay.

I'm gonna sit on my feet.

It does make my dick harder when you suck my balls like that.

Mom,

what are you doing?

Keep going.

Don't think about it. That does feel kind of good, though.

Oh, wow.

Just put me back in.

Are you sure? Yeah.

Do you want to go back in?

Okay.

Oh, my God.

I think it wants to go back in my mouth.

Don't worry, I got it handled right now.

It does feel pretty good.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. All right.

Okay. Maybe we can switch sticks just for a minute.

I am definitely very interested in doing that.

Can you tell us how, baby?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's really good.

I'm missing out.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, you're dead.

Oh, dear God.

Oh, my God. Life is too bad.

oh my

god

Oh, wow.

Yes, just... Oh, just... Oh, fuck, I'm falling.

Oh, baby.

Yeah, keep going. Just like that.

If we're going to get married, we've got to do it soon.

Oh, yeah, that's really good. Come on.

Okay. We should probably blow our lives all over our mom's face and get out of

here. We only have the venue for so long. I mean, it's your bachelor party.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good boy.

Good boy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God. I should think.

Oh, yes.

I'm feeling his mommy like that.

Are you guys ready for another load? Yeah.

Yeah, right? Like, do we have to get married, or can we just keep fucking you

guys? Yeah. I mean, we've reserved it.

You gotta get married.

Fine. But you still have to fuck me, Mom.

Yeah, we can definitely still do that.

Alright, you know, just remember, don't tell our wives.

Oh, come on, no.

We would never.

Unless we did something bad.

Lyle.

Oh!

What are you doing? No, not on my wedding day!

Mom, what's happening?

Maybe just one wedding then?